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blood, she wants blood

>>18984578
She demands to speak to the manager at the home depot, or else. Those incandescent light bulbs didn't last 1000 hours so she wants to replace them with some good CRI LEDs for free.

>>18984598
Wow, you're good

>>18984594
Tricking you into a life of servitude and dick bullying.

>>18984578
Nothing! Remilia is just in a happy mood today!
She almost always asks me for a hug when she makes that face, so a hug maybe?

>>18984578
Flan does this too in care you're wondering! She's quite cute when she does do it!

>>18984578
Lipstick, she's not going anywhere until she's dressed like a McDonald instead of some... some... some... SOME SORT OF SCARLET (Lady)!!!

She's holding a smelly fart

>>18984578
I want Remilia to bite me so I can be a vampire too.

Although Sakuya might kill me.

Koakuma kunny

>>18985948
Bumping your thread the first time instead of letting it die was a mistake. A really really good mistake.
Koakuma Kunny

I love Remilia

>>18985144
>Tricking.
I wouldn't mind such a arrangement. Sure, i might have to kill people. But good job security, free place to stay, and she might be fine with me fucking the maids.

>>18987561
Koakuma kunny

>>18984578
Blood. Your blood to be precise. The only choice you're getting in this arrangement is if she's going to do this the easy way, or the hard way.

>>18984578
She wants an upsie!

>>18987739
>easy way or the hard way
[Laughs in .950 JDJ]

>>18992442
That's not going to help you with a vampire. They nullify gun attacks.

>>18990002
I wouldn't mind that

a knife

>>18987711
Hello there, Sakuya.

>>18993920
Nah. Sakuya is actually genuinely loyal to Remilia.

>>18993421
Bullets are nothing more than kinetic energy
To be immune to bullets would include immunity to all form of physical damage

Even if that bit of shoulder mounted artillery won't remove her head and upper torso because magic, It still has equal energy to getting hit by a car, and would knock her flat on her ass and give the concussion of a lifetime

>>18994590
It's was a Shin Megami Tensei reference. But true, i imagine modern weaponry would wreck most Youkai.

>>18995079
Most Youkai are only vulnerable to spiritual attacks, making most modern weapons useless against them.

>>18995112
I might be remembering wrong, but I recall reading that mundane weapons are capable of damaging them, they just rapidly regenerate the damage, while spiritual attacks are the only way to genuinely harm and wound one

>>18995449
Sounds about right. Going to face off with Aya using duck hunting techniques will only slow her down, if even that, but it will take her weeks to recover from a blow as severe as pic related.

>>18995478
don't worry aya, your skirt is shorter so you're sexier than her anyway

>>18995498
She just needs to hang around friends flatter than her.

>>18995532
aya needs to hang around my general vicinity wearing that miniskirt please

>>18995532
Calming Hatate down by telling her that her flat chest is sexy!

>>18995570
I prefer Hatate and her missing texture skirt. She's still waiting for that growth spurt to put Aya to shame that'll likely never arrive.

>>18995572
Making Hatate angry by telling such an obvious lie that she'll feel insulted for that you'd think that she'd fall for it!

>>18987711
This sounds like a good arrangement even if you don't fuck the maids.

>>18995112
They have a very strong healing factor. But most of them would still die if you blew them into a million pieces. Also, silver bullets.

>>18995624
Yes. Besides the killing people part. It's a very good arrangement.

>>18987711
>fucking the maids

>>18997560
Mostly just the head maid. The Fairies i can take or leave.

>>18997531
> But most of them would still die if you blew them into a million pieces.
Tearing them up is exactly the thing listed as them being able to survive.
I don't think it's instant, though. They can easily survive stuff that would kill a human, but would still need time to heal, albeit not much.

>>18997560
Raping the maids is an established /jp/ tradition, anon.

>>18997614
>Tearing them up is exactly the thing listed as them being able to survive.
Yes. But that's more something like cutting them in five pieces. Not atomizing them. Or turning them into cheese.

Feel free to prove me wrong. But i don't think it was ever stated it was IMPOSSIBLE to kill a Youkai with physical attacks. Just very VERY hard with most weapons.

>>18997628
I suppose, but if they're spiritual creatures, I doubt you'd be able to kill them by blowing them up. Have you ever heard of someone killing a ghost with a bomb?

I guess we'll never know for sure. ZUN probably wouldn't be down for talking about atomizing his little girls.

Ojou-sama!, Ojou-sama!, Remilia Ojou-sama!

Milady!, I've been an insolent cur and I must be punished!
Please drag me across the floor like the worthless dog I am!
Please drink my blood!, insult me more!, hit me!, please look down on me with disgust!.
I do not deserve to be more than a blood bag for you!, a living footstool!
Use my body as you please! Milady!, please abuse me to your heart's content!

>>18997653
I think it would depend somewhat on the Youkai. More Ghost-like Youkai might be mostly immune. But somebody like Mystia, Yuuka, or Chen would probably die if they got damaged badly enough. Although in Yuuka's case, that would be VERY hard.

What is with /jp/ and talking about killing Touhous lately? Cut that out.

>>18997697
You are a disgrace to all maids everywhere.

>>18997809
It's intellectual curiosity. Not a genuine desire to kill Touhou's.

>>18997697
I command you to carry me around!

>>18997809
If the human eating murderwaifus did not want contimplation on how one would go about defending themselves, they would not be murderwaifus

>>18997843
Speak for yourself hombre
Vampires are for staking and burning

>>18995589
I want Hatate to T pose!

>>18998333
Indeed. And remember, the best defense is a good offense. Kill them before they kill us.

>>18998413
Yes. They are a unnatural existence. And do not deserve to be alive/undead.

>>18984578
one million dollars

>>18997697
based REMIRIA tripfag

Do not die die the Remi.

>>19011479
Skaven pls go

Remiry!

REMILIA!
WATCH OUT!

>>18984578
headpat?

Remimi..! *sniff*

Scaarleeeet

Ahh, milady is so cute.
I want to smooch her belly button!

>>19031737
Her belly button is for rape only.