/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev.

Kobolds are the cute!

Office jinko is the cutest!

>>18968660
Eel whore a shit.

>tfw no zombie wurm

>>18968663
I prefer snek maids.

>>18968660
Slipping onto an eel and being at her mercy is the most delectable of dangers.
Remember to take responsibility after you molested her breasts for 3 minutes while trying to get a solid footing.

>>18968670
She will get IT Anon someday, she just has to keep trying!

>>18968663
I’d like to have REAL maids, not pseudo ones thank you very much

>>18968710
I prefer dragon maids

>>18968671
>my alp detector is going crazy right now

>>18968724
I believe in her!
Go go Jinko-san!

>>18968710
I want big, milky snake maids!

>>18968730

>>18968710
It's ok to discriminate against venomous snakes because hiring a venomous lamia is just asking to get raped.

>>18968732
Scaled maids of all kinds are great but dragons are at the top of that list for sure.

>>18968814
Bug maids are better.

What's the most dangerous T-shirt to wear around monsters?

>>18968827

>>18968827
>"We like older women"

Loli mofu!

>>18968827
I'd go out shirtless on a very hot day.

>>18968827
Free Hugs if you're in a snowy town

>>18968856
>Showing this much thigh
She is begging for cock.

>Everything's gonna be alright

>>18968947
I want headpat POV pictures to be a thing now.

>>18968950
>Wanting to BE headpatted
That's gay anon
that's really gay

>>18968960
Why?

>>18968663
Troll maid by barb when?

>>18968960
I want to wear a princess dress, get princess carried to the bed and then headpatted before she fucks me in amazon position!

>>18968960
NO U.

>>18968960
Life is hard and I have a desire to be spoiled.
I could use a devil housewife that needs a stepstool to use the stove.

Best imp.

>>18968860
>All of the Yetis and White Horns are out on vacation
>The only one that stops by is a lonely kuu Glacies
>She hugs your arm wherever you go and wants your warmth

>>18968733
>Trannyshit
Fuck off Bollocks

>Listen to the song of my people

>>18969074
One spoils you rotten until you become a lazy pervert who needs her to fulfill all your needs.
The other is very religious and rewards you for being a good man who spreads love around.
Marrying both is too contradictory.

>>18969074
>No Angel
Angel-chan deserves better.

>>18968960
>Not wanting to be headpatted
That's gay anon.
That's really gay.

>>18969054
I too know how to play a violin.

>>18969106
SOILED IT!

>>18969110
I wanna be the manager for a Holstaur girl group!

>>18968730
I like this color scheme, does it come in shogg?

>>18969169
Yes.

>>18968730
Can I get a virgin 50-yo Kiki's anus to torment?

>>18969177
That depends on the kind of torment anon.

>>18968663
Winter cabins need cleaning too!

>>18969177
Only if she is very well endowed and has a beauty mole on her left buttcheck.
Grey hair is a must too.

>>18969150
I want to play a sad song in my violin to make a bunch of young holsts feel lonely and cuddly!

>>18969199
Ah, my winter wife.

>>18969191
The kind where I slip my glans in and out of her anus very slowly and shallowly.

>>18969200
I want her tight and trim though.

Would you go adventuring with her?

>>18969218
No way dude, she doesn't even have armor or anything!

>>18969218
Does she have that annoying habit of talking like a complete bimbo?

>>18969214
What, no spanking?

>>18969214
>I want her tight and trim though.
A fit body with modest breasts and hips? I can respect that, she still needs a mole though.

>>18969218
>"Let's like go on a adventure like, you know?"
I can't say no to a monster girl gyaru even though her lack of a fashionable hat saddens me.

>>18969230
It's invisible armor.

>>18969218
Sure. I'd like to see what kinds of spells she has under her sleeves.

>>18969241
That's lame!

"What are we gonna do on the bed, dude?"

>>18969218
I wouldn't mind stopping at a hotspring with her during travels in zipangu.

>>18969247
>hellhound
>asking

>>18969253
Think of it along the lines of "you wanna go walkies?!" Even if the answer is no, you're still going walkies.

>>18969238
How do you plan to spank her anus? It's protected by her buttocks, the things that you usually spank.

>>18969267
You spread them and use a riding crop anon.

>>18969263
What's shaking gonna do?
Make me walk her?

>>18969247
I really want a shortstack hellhound that acts tougher than her size

>>18969278

>>18969282
Exactly.
A smoll hound that acts tough and likes to play DnD with the rest of us, if only because it beats waiting.

>>18969282

>>18969278
a want a massive hellhound who looms over me who acts exactly as tough as her size

>>18969297
I want both!

>>18969278
>>18969282
The only thing bigger than her breasts is her attitude.

>>18969292
Now I want to see 2 Hellhounds furiously battle it out over who gets to rape Anon.

>>18969292
I want to fuck that top hellhound.

>>18969303
And those breasts are only going to get bigger

Who did you vote for in the MGC elections?

>>18969307
Ron Paul

>>18969247
We're gonna sleep my guy.

Undead centaur soon.

>>18969305
Because you're going to impregnate her?

>>18969332
What would undeath add to centaurs?
Making them more cuddly is the only thing that comes to mind.

>>18969337
Eventually, although I imagine that Mammy Bammy will see to it long before then

>>18969351
Reminder that upon seeing a draogn you should do your best to fuck her pussy until her legs become jelly.

>>18969278
I want a smol hound that acts tougher than her size even though it leads to getting bent over various things around the house.

>>18969332
I'd ride her into battle

>>18969367
She probably tries to smug it up while she's getting filled

>>18969351
Mere female lizard booty is way too enticing. Worth training a decade for.

>>18969351

>>18969388
How would you the typical proud Dragon mother react upon learning that her daughter got defeated and MERE'd?

>>18969418
A dragon can't become a mother without getting MERE'd herself.

>>18969430
A Dragon can enjoy sane, respectful and proper sex with her husband without losing to the cock.
Meanwhile MERE Dragons are constantly begging for dick and ahegao upon penetration alone.

>>18969430
That's not true, she can just rape the guy until she gets pregnant.

>>18969418
She'd probably try to make her daughter proud again.

>>18969435
WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOX?

>>18969435
She's getting a kiss on the lips and a full womb.

>>18969110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-47Ybi4R7E

>>18969445
Melted chocolate, probably.

>>18969332
Nope, next girl is an insect

>>18969435
>>18969450
Step 1: pour the melted chocolate on her ample cleavage
Step 2: profit

>>18969445
There is nothing more infuriating than working hard and struggling through a dungeon in the hopes of finding riches and treasure only to open a Mimic and get one-shot raped.

>>18969471
A Wonderland insect.

>>18969487
Didn't KC say he was done with Wonderland

>>18969496
He did, then he released Trumpart.
I also recall him saying that he loves Wonderland, but that might be misinformation.

>>18969496
>Didn't KC say he was done with Wonderland
Where?

>>18969496
So far all we have is an anon's word who totally swears KC is done with wonderland even though >>18969522 happened. Doesn't stop it being parroted though.

>>18969522
>>18969527
Trumpart was in the second volume before her profile was released though.

today started reading loomis
someday ill plague this thread with my shitty drawings

>>18969487
The chances of KC doing the Wonderland Caterpillar are about as high as Faggocks or Beast writing something good

>>18969445
Rape.

>>18969565
I recognise the fairy, but i dont know where

>>18969565
You can do it anon, I believe in you.

>>18969566
But Beast does do good stories.

Always keep in mind:
Tall aggressive monster girls are weak to anal.
Short gentle monster girls are weak to oral.

>>18969430
That doujin is /ss/ and she rapes the hero in it.

>>18969577
Please, use the politically correct term.

>>18969584
from dead gacha game
>tfw my phone with 2 year account wiped out and i forgot to write down the restore code

>>18969565
You can do it, but be careful, loomis is complicated.

Gnomes deserve more love.

>>18969636
They got superseded by doromes.

I want to sneak into the head Kiki maid's sleeping quarters and steal her prosthetic leg!

>>18969668
Why would she have a prosthetic leg?

>>18969636
This >>18969665
Give me a big goofy pile of muddy love rather than a boring earth elemental.

>>18969445
An embarrassing photo of ANON AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY!

>>18969675
I like it when the girls are capable of thinking for themselves.
See also why I can’t like Night Gaunts.

>>18969674
She'd never say, but it probably happened in the old country.

>>18969675
OK.

This is your new personnal coach, say something nice to her

>>18969716
No.

>>18969716
Unless she's still a virgin and has never shown her naughty parts to anyone else she's nothing to me.

>>18969716
She must be a great coach because she makes me want to burn a lot of calories the fun way.

>>18969716
She looks like she needs to bulk up to coach me in lifting.

>>18969716
>gee coach im wiped can we take 5?

>>18969716
>Hire a Cheshire personal trainer and a /fit/ Cheshire shows up at your door.
>Next thing you know she's tied you to your bed, shown you she's not wearing panties under her loose shorts, and is doing squats on your dick.
>Within a week, you're actually more in shape than you've ever been because of both the physical aspect of all the rough sex you've been having and her demonic energy slightly shaping you into her ideal man.
>As an added bonus you now have a clingy, loving /fit/ Cheshire wife with a nerdy side.

>>18969745
>Nerdy side
Nerds are for bullying.

>>18969739
Just imagine seeing her smug face and hearing her teasingly counting your "reps" as you furiously thrust into her tight pussy.

>>18969742
>"Wanna take a break huh~? Alright then, we're doing an easy exercise. We're seeing how strong your tongue is~"
Be careful what you wish for anon.

>>18969753
Said the nerd.

>>18969674
She used to be a pirate, until I claimed her booty.
Now she swaps the poop deck while I stare at her aft end.

>Scylla-chan, where are you putting that tentacle?

>18969772
>lol I posted it again

>>18969753
But can you even bully a nerd who could crush your head between her powerful thighs?

>>18969767
It's a shame she doesn't hide a Fairy in it so she can get a leg up on the competition during card games.

>>18969716
Those shorts and those legs. My head belongs there.

>>18969762
>Just imagine seeing her smug face and hearing her teasingly counting your "reps" as you furiously thrust into her tight pussy.
Way ahead of you there, trust me.

an alp would the perfect main character for a mg version of predestination

>>No no no! I said SLAY the dragon, not LAY the dragon!

>>18969716
I'd watch her do stretches. I've always liked cats limber flexibility.

>>18969845
I'd lay the dragon.
Would be funny to introduce my friends to this huge, scarred white dragon though, even if she's more of a 'lurking cat' than a 'proud lion'

What happens when you walk in on your Cheshire daughteru completely naked, with her leg stretched out and licking her naughty bits?

>>18969868
Put hotsauce on it.

>>18969868
Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>18969845
>Crying
What a bitch

>>18969871
Anon, no! That's too hot.

>>18969877
>360 degrees
Wouldn't you be walking TOWARD her then?

>>18969868
Let her mother deal with it.

>>18969886
Then she's getting a neckbrace.

>>18969888
Bait or new

>>18969892
How do you make sure she doesn't just take it off?

>>18969884
It's tears of joy, trust me.

>>18969909
Lock it with a key.

>>18969913
Poor kitty.

>>18969845
I'd take a dragon virginity and those little drops of blood would be proof that I slayed her!

>>18969884
Agreed.

Is the best way to annoy a monstergirl to take all the innuendo they throw out literally until they're just too confused to bother? Too bad it won't work against Ushis or Wurms, since they'll probably skip the innuendo entirely.

>>18969918
I hope you've learned a lesson about responding to people who hate the thing you're trying to discuss.

>>18969871
>>18969892
>>18969913
DO NOT torture the daughteru

>>18969960
>implying you didn't just fall for the fucked up daughter dicker bait

>>18969963
Then just give her up for adoption.

>>18969868
Find her a cute boy so she doesn't have to do it herself.

>>18969967
If the first thing that comes to your mind in that situation is "I must dick the daughter" and not that that's a quite possible encounter if you've got little cat girls running around your house, that's your problem and not mine.

You know I would probably write more if I had any fucking idea how to open a story without it feeling like I'm getting in a rut.

Real dead hours.

>>18970042
Well no ones around to draw and the writers are busy writing or some shit
Not much left as far as sundays concerned

>>18970042
Not even dead tho, also your image is shit and unbecoming of a wight.

Bare-chested loli MGs with black tape X's over their nipples!

>>18970094
X tape over the nipples and wearing hotpants? I'd sell my soul to see a Familiar like that.

>>18970094
Lolis in micro-bikinis are better.

https://exhentai.org/s/cb69e32f6b/490558-1

>>18970058
Would breed an anubis in heat.

>>18970122
https://exhentai.org/s/1c76b26b19/490558-25
M U H

>>18968730
Silver-haired kiki best kiki

>>18970122
>badhand
You win this round.

>>18970153
Where's the tail, Mansley?

>>18970180
I just want a kiki Sakuya. Sorry

>>18970153
There are better Sakuya ass images out there, so no need to repost the same one every thread.

>>18970192
The added knives just make it great

>>18970153
>>18970205
>>18970205

>>18970192
That is the new meme though, reposting the same shitty images every thread for the rest of eternity. Its some advanced 'you're here forever' vibes.

>>18970245
>[sweating intensifies]

>>18970254
What made you think that ugly design was acceptable.

>>18970254
No.

>>18970245
nice belly

Chocolate wyverns.

>>18970254
It's bad

>>18970325
SEVEN VAGINAS

>>18970275
>>18970276
>>18970316
Is this better?

>>18970254
Fuck off Bollocks

Reminder to report and hide the image spammer.

>>18970336
>nudoom
no

>>18970336
Fuck off wikispammer.

>>18970336
>I see fear in demon's eyes when i pull down my pants.

>>18970334
Bitch please.

>>18970245
>Sakuya Succumaid
>Time stop powers

Being her master would be tough

>>18970353
Worst girl. At best used as a sex aid for couples

>>18970372
>Worst girl
This guy

Jiangshi track and field star.

>>18970372
>Worst girl.
Impossible, as there is always more than one.

>>18970388
>Not Tritonia

>>18970353
Literally has no good stories except one from Silent_II. Not even sure any faggots worth mentioning did greentexts.

>>18970341
You can hide posts without reporting them.

>>18970410
Tanukis deserve to be NTRd.

>>18970245
Hello boner.
>>18970369
>gives you a blowjob while alternating between doing it in frozen time and real time
>teases you about being a quickshot when in reality it took much longer

>>18970426
Nobody deserves to be NTR'd. Except human girls.

>>18970410
>Interlocked fingers, riding cowgirl
>holding hands + being able to see each others' face
How lewd, I hope this was done in a room with low visibility.

>>18970432
>Walking in the hallways of the mansion
>Suddenly you feel an intense orgasm that makes you lose your balance

What a maid

>>18970410
>tfw no sheep sex

>>18970410
>just let it fester so I can spam more, guys!

>>18970457
>he still thinks the mods care

>>18970451

>>18970477
I want to tickle this smugcat.

>>18970477
Fuck off Bollocks

Is there anything happier than a pregnant monster girl?

>>18970622
I don't think there is. Maybe a monstergirl who's pregnant for the second time.

>>18970622
One on the verge of getting pregnant?

>>18970622
A pregnant monster girl getting hugged and nuzzled. Bonus point if she's a high ranking one.

>>18970656
A monstergirl who just found out she's pregnant?

>>18970659
I was thinking more a monstergirl mid-coitus, but damn that's another good moment.

>>18970622
Telling her that there will be more

>>18970622
Two pregnant monstergirls

>>18970714
Two pregnant twin monster girls both carrying twins of their own?

Impregnate the wife, but also impregnate the kiki maid because you will need more maids

>>18970426

>>18970766
What if the maids are your wives?
Get one pregnant, and then you need another maid for the new baby, so you get another one pregnant, and then you need another maid for the new baby, so you get another one pregnant, and then you need another maid for the new baby, so you get another one pregnant, and then you need another maid for the new baby, so you get another one pregnant.

>>18970766
But the kiki maid is my adopteru.

Loli foxes are for impregnating.

>>18970793
>Loli foxes are for ignoring while you find a grown adult fox
ftfy

>>18970789
There is two wives. The Lady of the house and the headmaid

>>18970797
Gaaaay...

>>18970797
what if she is loli baba

>>18970802
>loli baba
still crap

>>18970793
Loli foxes are for growing up alongside and inevitably marrying.

>>18970785
>The DLC for my game isn't selling at all!

https://exhentai.org/s/c71e184917/1221530-7

>>18970822
>multi-boobs
Neck yourself.

>>18970822
Of course you had to avoid linking to the tags.
>>18970840
It gets worse, she has two dicks.

>>18970822
Shame.

Stop gluing things to snakes, damnit

>>18970849
>>18970822
Man, this guy even draws big thick long tails instead of having them be like 3 meters long and barely wider than their waist

Such a waste. Futa faggots should be gassed

>>18970855
Can I glue myself?

Are you still scared of spiders?

>>18970929
Hopefully there is a little cuddling after she is done

>>18970622
A pregnant Echidna.

>>18970806
you're crap

>>18969277
Anon, if you don't walk her she will walk you

>>18969487
I wouldn’t mind a Greenworm with a German accent.

All hail the Pharaoh.

>>18970426
There is nothing wrong with Tanukis

>>18971034
Can I break those horns and carve them for gems?

>>18971034
She's pretty for such an old lady.

>>18971046
Please do not.

I feel there is a lack of kunoichi art, for people who have done commissions, how exactly did you a approach an artist? any tips for someone who suffers from social anxiety to do this?

>>18971034
Forever loyal

>>18971053
She's a young lady Anon.

>>18971034
gonna give her some grape kool-aid

>>18970873
Did someone ask for thick tails?

>>18971068
DO NOT.

>>18971056
I normally just go with "Hey there I saw you were open. Do you do monster grills?". I haven't commissioned much but from what people told me almost every artist is chill so you don't have to worry too much.

>>18971072
That one was good. Especially when she started leaking. I do wish the guy didn't turn into a kid. It would have been much better for a grown man to get dominated like that.

Just like that Yuugi doujin where she's 3 meters tall but still fucks a little kid. She was fucking huge why not make a grown man look like a kid instead of dwarfing a midget even further?

Swimming with Ran!

>>18971056
Follow the instructions on their commission page, I usually go with
>title
"Commission"
>body
"Hey there, hope you're still open but I was hoping to get a commission with the following details [insert references and descriptions]"
Worst that can happen is they tell you they forgot to update their status to closed or ignore you but I've only had that happen once in 7 commissions ans I'm pretty nervous too.

>Modern times Pharaohland is a corrupt democracy or something
>You will never coup the current government and restore the Pharaoh as the true ruler of the lands

>>18971090
i wanna go swim with Yuugi

>>18971090
>Youko
As if.

>>18971086

>>18971119

I need an underappreciated girl to write about.

>>18971105
>>18971056
This anon hit the nail dead on the head for how it usually goes with me. It's not as much a social interaction as it is a business interaction, if that helps any. And I feel like this is something that's pretty simple to say, but it helps if you commission the kind of content the artist enjoys or does regularly, don't try to get any commissions of kunoichis drugging and raping some guy from an artist who only draws sfw stuff and all that. Commissioning shit is hella fun though m8, I can never get over that little high I get when I get update emails or progress reports of my wives getting drawn. It's fun stuff.

>>18971132
>meme artist
And?

>>18971135
gryphon

>>18971115
Apophis would be a better ruler.

>>18971148
Never!

>>18971156
Yes.

>>18971161
>Man fanatically loyal to the Pharaoh
>even when she is already graped he still keeps trying to restore her rule

He gotta try

Cakes deserve love

>>18971175
>no fluffy tail
Dropped.

>>18971063
She's a few hundred years old.

>>18971175
I'm gonna eat (out) that cake.

>>18971161
nice toned belly
>>18971175

>>18971083
yeah but what I want to commissioned would sort of a make a reference to one of those things that became a meme to hate (on 4chan in general) and I'm not sure if it still is, so kind of nervous about that.

>>18971185
hag was around for the first chariot fight

>Onii-chan let's play!

>>18971206
What game do you want to play?

>>18971197
>posting /u/shit

>>18971198
What is it anon? Check the artist's will do and won't do list first, most will do more than you'd think if it's not on the shit list.

>>18971198
I don't know what it is so I can't say for sure but the artist will most likely not care at all.

>>18971034
I want to touch those red lines

>>18971206
As long as she doesn't use those tentacles to cheat, then sure.

>>18971198
What is it though?

>>18971243
ninja
thing hated on 4chan
its not that hard to figure out

>>18971220
Monopoly

>>18971257
I'm still pretty lost here.

>>18971260
House rules.

>>18971257
Naruto related? Yeah most artists will do that without a second thought.

>>18971257
Naruto???

>>18971143
I'd rather not ruin a Gryphon with my name

Fish Wife!

>No lazy, beer-loving Succubus onee-san to sleep on your couch and eat all your noodle bowls

>>18971305
That's how nee-san gets a belly, and nee-sans with bellies get groped.

>>18971305
>eat all your noodle bowls
reeeeeeeee

>>18971288
This is the only mermaid you post that I like because of how much I'd fuck her brains out and how cute she'd look breastfeeding our daughters.

>>18971322
All the beer goes straight to her tits, what makes you think the noodles will be any different?

>>18971345
That's what they all think at first.

>>18971305
>eat all your noodle bowls
sounds like nee-san needs to get a job

>>18971360
Looking after her younger brother is her job! Who will keep all the other whores off her precious little bro if she doesn't infuse you with her own energy?

>>18971305
>eat all your noodle bowls
B-but that's my lunch for the rest of the month!

>>18971378
I'm gonna make her get a real job to buy back the noodles she ate!

Would you date her?

>>18971422
skip dating

>>18971288

>>18971422
That little tail wag is cute

I wanna tell a lich that popcorn is a dessert.

>>18971433

>>18971443
>hellhound
Nah

I improved Anubis.

>>18971422
Looks like she's hiding a fine body under those clothes. Also probably not, she looks shy and sub, I like them the other way around

>>18971384
You wouldn't make her work if she was pregnant would you?

SUCC

>>18971461
>when an artist includes all of your favorite features on a Succubus, yet omits an essential one

It would be pretty funny to see monster girls offering themselves to be a noble's bodyguard not knowing that he's a master swordsman and ex-adventurer.

>>18971271
>>18971272

>>18971432
alright listen here you little shit, I despise those who post inferior quality images, the least you could do is get them straight from the source

>>18969332
How big is that taur girl booty?

>>18971449
>No laser beams from her eyes
>No Jackal head
>Not Goobis
You had one job.

Fun fact, one of Horus's Sons (Imset) protects the liver.

This means that Pharoah's are the best one to protect you from Kumihos!

>>18971513
When was the last time KC added a new desert species?

>>18971522
I don't know but if you see loli pharaohs pouting at kitsunes you'll know why.

>>18971522
Far too long ago.

>>18971513
Did you know that Norse mythologies essentially amount to a drunken pirate-wizard with one eye and his blood-brother bursting out of your mother's armoire to Led Zep's Immigrant Song?

>>18971535
I'm not a fan of Led Zeppelin

>>18971526
Maybe it's just envy.

>>18971551
>Implying their moms aren't as busty

>>18971548
Well how about this then, on the topic of Desert Girls.

>Humans be shitters, plotting to overthrow Ra.
>He sends Sekhmet to sort shit out, but forgets that she's basically a berserker.
>Looks back down at the Earth and sees his daughter tap-dancing all over Egypt in the form of a colossal lion with chainsaws for legs.
>Throws a shit-ton of beer on the ground to placate her, coloring it like blood so that she couldn't tell the difference.
>She gets so absolutely shit-faced that she turns into a fucking cow named Hathor.

>Want to avoid MG rape, forced marriage, ect
>Wear a shirt that says "Married to Cancer" to keep them away
>The Bi-Corn nurse up the street proactively dates me a week later while saying she'll have me cured in no time with her healing magic

Such is life in the zone.

Would /mgt/ shove their meat-rod in this cheshire's mouth?

I would, in a heartbeat!

>>18971567
>Desert Girls.
I want a Pharaoh with nice soft feet to walk like an egyptian on my crotch

>>18971585
No, I'd just walk around wonderland with my dick out. Maybe I'd cock slap a wock or something.

>>18971565
>my momster has bigger tits than your momster!

>>18971449
but she was already perfect anon

>>18971613
Monsters going face to face, telling the girls to stop while each presses their breasts against the others.

>>18971513
why would I want her to cock block me?

I saw this stupid shit and I thought of you guys. I mean that in the non-insulting way, it's just dumb shit coming across my desk in the weirdest places.

>>18971498
>Size: 4.95 MB
I'll take "what is the maximum allowed file size for uploading images" for 200$, Alex.

>>18971645
Ah, the boundless opportunities for someone with a humanities degree.

>>18971645
3DPD in action.

>>18971645
>Mr.qoo
just thought of how lewd mg gymnastics would be

>>18971608
>I'd just walk around wonderland with my dick out
That's a good way to get raped anon. You'd be lucky to even find a wock before being drained a dozen times.

>>18971443
but what would walkies actually be like

>>18971674
It's not rape if I'm asking for it. Though it would be very dangerous if I came across some Jubjubs or March hare.

>>18971676
You have to go back.

I only buy the finest yogurt for my waifu.

>>18971422
I hope this is some draft page some nip posted to twitter before finishing the rest of the pages, lettering it, and posting the full sweaty happy sex-filled lizard girl doujin

>>18971676
>2015+3
>Browsing /monster/
Wew lad

>>18971645
Remindes of that time ANN made a woman review MGE

Hey feminists, this isn't for you. It's obviously not for you. Let niche audiences have their fucking niche.

>>18971724
>review MGE
why?

Tell me anon, what's the one thing, be it obscure or broad in nature, that makes you put everything down and say "I want to marry her". What's your kryptonite, your Achilles heel, your greatest weakness?

For me, if a MG began singing O mio babbino caro extremely well I'd go for her regardless of what type of MG.

>>18971724
>Remindes of that time ANN made a woman review MGE
who would you have review this then?

>>18971730
Your guess is as good as mine.

>>18971731
Gentle and loving femdom.

>>18971730
I dunno, maybe they're desperate for content

She called it a wish-fulfillment masturbation fantasy. Can you believe that? Of course she rated such a thing low, because what purpose could it possibly have?

>>18971746
>wish-fulfillment masturbation fantasy.
but it is that.

>>18971734
A man. One with a functioning penis who doesn't need to suck off feminism in the desperate attempt to get some.

Hell, MGE doesn't even cater to lesbians. At least not past the designs, anyway

>>18971739
so does ann review novels and stuff now?

>>18971739
>Female Paladins start working really hard to outfuck Mamono

>>18971751
Exactly. But it wasn't rated as wish fulfillment masturbation material which is kinda the point

Imagine if a horror book was being rated as a romance novel.

>>18971753
>Hell, MGE doesn't even cater to lesbians. At least not past the designs, anyway

>>18971762
That's catering to men who think that that sort of situation is hot you dunce

>>18971734
grumpy jii-san

>>18971760
>implying the Order wouldn't execute them for heresy

>>18971762
That's catering to men who like casual lesbian sex. Catering to lesbians would be same sex relationships.

>>18971762
Fuck off

>>18971676
I never thought I'd see something so awful that even the worst stuff to come from these threads is a mere smidgen in comparison.
Also, fuck off to /monster/ you parasite and take your fellow spammers with you.

>>18971762
The setting is founded on men having sex with women. At it's core. To the point homosexual men turn into women and monsterized women instinctually crave dick.

>>18971778
Cow needs to be bigger
She needs colossal cow calcium cannons

>>18971778
Why is she called a milkmaid?