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ちくわ

もう降参降参!
戦う気なんてないわ

Why is she giving up so fast anyways? Maybe she knows she can't beat her on her own playground and is planning something.

>>1897097
Is that プッププッ a "shiver" sound?

Yuyuko for the rescue!
You heard it here first!

>>1897102
Yeah, she is trembling?

>>1897111
Back to pooshlmer, you.

Why has she even started that damn things when she is scared of random moonpeople?

surely Yukari is just being cunning and acting it out, right? even ZUN can't be that...drunk,right?

>>1897121
Really...she has to be faking, even Ran is surprised.

>>1897111
Yorihime and Toyohime drank the Elixir.
Also they have peaches defense

At least this shit will spam some Yukari vs Eirin doujins

Are you that fucking retarded?
While Moonfags are busy Mooncity was already overrun by 34435343634624364 Mini Suikas

>>1897128
They didn't drink the elixir. If they did, they'd be exiled as well, but
since they are "pure", they are technically immortal and Yuyuko's death wouldn't work on them (or it would make them dead for some milliseconds and defile them after a few tries).
However, afaik Yuyuko is still on the moon, Toyohime and Yukari are in the Bamboo Forest.
It's time for Eirin to show up. She couldn't possible let the chance to meet the princess pass just to keep hiding. They know very well that Kaguya is at least within Gensokyo, or otherwise Eirin wouldn't have sent them the letter.

>>1897163
I though the whole purity thing made them not to die of age, not invulnerable to death, that is they can be killed by normal means. But that's just me, maybe I'm wrong.

>>1897188
I think Kaguya mentioned that the purity within Eientei prevented falling vases from breaking.

>>1897196
eternity hax. Nothing will change

>>1897196
Then what's the difference with being "pure" and drinking the hourai elixir, both are immortal isn't it? I don't get it.

Moonpeople want to stay pure virgins.
Tentacle monsters from earth are not welcome.

Hourai Elixir makes your soul impure > Exile

>>1897200
Any shmuck can steal and drink the hourai elixir (See: Mokou), which is why I'm guessing they don't like it hanging around.

>>1897200
Random moonfags are not immortal
impure earth scum would be bad for their lifespan or something along that lines

>>1897206
Then why Kaguya drank the elixir, wasn't she immortal already?

>The Lunarians (月人, a person from the moon) are the people living on or coming from the moon. They resemble humans in most ways, and are classified as human in Perfect Memento in Strict Sense. Lunarians naturally live much longer lives though, and are even said to live forever. They possess some of the most advanced technology that there is and are supposedly, according to Kaguya, the originators of magic.

Aren't you impure for just thinking about stealing it or drinking it?

>>1897213
She drank the elixir "out of curiosity".


Now that I think of it:
The Lunarians are not "pure" by themselves.
They are just humans and spawn impurity with every of their actions.
They use the udonge trees that feed on their impurity to gain long lifestspans.
They do eventually because of the little impurity that affects them before being fed to the trees.
A Lunarian becomes (more) vulnerable if you defile them.

The purity doesn't seem to work for the rabbits.

>>1897220
>the originators of magic.

Nasuverse?

>>1897111
she's splitting her boobs with her arms. It's kind of weird to look at.

>>1897267
Zunverse

>>1897271
Zuniverse.

>It allows her to act in periods of time so short as to be imperceptible to human beings

>Since these periods are just aggregates of moments in time, they pass normally, but they are far too small to be perceived by normal people.

>It's said she can manipulate parallel timelines by using these moments.

>As both of these abilities allow the manipulation of time, they far surpass what normal humans are capable of.

Useless Lunar Princess only good for her sex appeal

Well, I'm still not sure about that lunarians being immortal. In fact, the common consensus is that they are not. The wiki says Kaguya drank the elixir and became immortal, which implies she wasn't before (of course this is not official). When Yuyuko tried to kill Eirin, she didn't reply with something like "You can't kill me because I'm immortal" and instead she talked about using medicine, why would she use medicine if she is (supposedly) immortal?

>>1897301
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE

>>1897305
Lunar robos

So... lunarians are elves?

Okay guys...

Eirin told moonbitches about Yukaris plan
Eirin did nothing to stop lolrocket. She even added some charms to make sure it will work.
Yorihime is busy fighting team jobber
Toyohime is busy talking to Yukari
Changes prison is protected by some useless bunnies

>>1897319
Sort of. Japanese elves?

>>1897347
>>1897319
No sexy ears

>>1897350
They have sexy pets though.

>>1897342
a god is added?

>>1897342
Eirin rescue Change > Change is actually Mima > good end

>>1897376
Mima dies dramatically in the process of saving the other Touhous. Marisa goes berserk and blows up the moon(if you can't kill the lunarians, you can destroy their home).

>>1897415
;_;

Yorihime is a cool guy defeating earthlings and not afraid of anything

AND THEN SUIKA COMES OUT OF FUCKING NO WHERE AND PUNCHS THE MOONBITCH STRAIGHT BACK TO THE MOON

>>1897446
Keep dreaming,bro

Eirin will win

>>1897296
I know the ins and outs of medicine.
In exchange, poisons and drugs won't work on me.
Trying to poison me is futile.

As if she defeats the poison with knowledge

torrent to IN please?

I feel the urge to shoot moonbitches

>>1897468
http://touhou.ru/games
http://www.masterspark.net/touhou/

>>1897456
Doesn't sound too far fetched, knowing the kind of stuff that happens in touhou...anyways.

>The moon was completely without impurity. As a result, those who had moved to the moon forsook any lifespan. That they had no lifespan meant they were neither alive nor dead. In that sense, the moon may be a Pure Land without impurity, that is to say, the same as the world after death.

>Of course, since the lunar citizens and the moon rabbits aren't immortal, they can die in, for example, accidents or battles. Still, even the citizens of the lunar capital bear just the faintest trace of impurity. Even we may be fated to live out our lives and die some day.

So that settles it I think.

>>1897475
thanks

>>1897475
What's "kaei.rar" on masterspark.net?

Oh god Reisen II is moe

>>1898508
Ran could at least slaughter her in a fit of rage after her master got defeated However this is ZUN so that's entirely impossible.

http://voile.gensokyo.org/res/21910.html

Reimu got her Shrine Maiden powers sealed
Yukari is too scared to fight back

WHAT KIND OF DONKEY FAGGOTERY IS THIS?

From what i get with my feeble wizard powers...
Yukari is scared since Toyohime was the one who defeated her in the past

>>1898534
u no raik mai stori?

>>1898551
NO DIE!

>>1898508
Oh look, Moonbitch is sending her subordinate to execute the prisoner.

Eirin > Toyohime > Yorihime > Kaguya > Reisen > Reisen II > Yuyuko > Suika = Yuugi > random Lunarfags > Yukari

;_;

If you honestly think Yukari actually lost you are an idort. Yukari is planning some crazy shit. This entire thing happening is her fault to begin with and her 'losing' is only her way or trolling the moon bitches some more.

Ran and Yukari are going to fuck up the moon.

>>1898572
guess i'll have to read more doujins

>>1898627
Yukaris plan got leaked by Eirin, BAD END

Yukari is trolling. Rape is imminent.

>>1898652
No

Path to Lunar Capital is closes. Se cannot win her treasure hunt.
Also she already said she is no match for Mega sue

>>1898652
No

Path to Lunar Capital is closed. She cannot win her treasure hunt.
Also she already said she is no match for Mega sue

I cried a little

Not so hax after all... ?

>>1898718
NOT EVEN A SINGLE LITTLE GAP!

Moonbitch walked over, Yukari trembled in fear

Tenshi has been around a lot longer than we think.

>>1898756
We already discussed this last year

>>1898756
That's one of the 3 fairies, you idiot.

>>1898756

her hair and bow do not show in that picture, they should if that were Tenshi.

What god of the month was it this time?

>>1898756
Alice and Medicine look friendly in the picture.
I thought they didn't like each other.

>>1897163

Useless little omnipotent lovecraftian horror, only good for her sex appeal.

>>1898789
>Kaguya and Mokou look friendly in the picture.
I thought they didn't like each other.

>>1898800
Actually, Mokou's drinking tea(?) and looking snobbish.

>>1898780
Miko Sugata no Kami, I think.

>>1898800

Well, their hate of each other must die down eventually, they can't keep this killing cycle forever.

>>1898811
actually they can.

>>1898809

it is not tea, it is in a glass. It is probably wine since champagne is clear. In this picture you can see many alchoholic drinks in the bottles. Either that or Youkai don't like getting drunk and are drinking sparkling sodas.

>>1898814
And this is...

>>1898820
You're probably right. I just assumed it was tea because that's all Remilia ever drinks.

Also, Mokou secretly just wants Kaguya to be her mommy.

Why is there still no Yorihime vs Yugi doujin?

>>1898824
No idea. She must be a shrine maiden deity, so that's how Reimu got her powers sealed.

>>1898836
thats cheating...

>>1898833
Nah.

The moonbitches being hax isn't the problem the passing, plot and art is (i like her but god she can't do fucking action for shit).

I find it cool that the bad gays are over powered makes for more drama.