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Maids are olev

Monstergirl estates sometimes employ Kikis

Dick the daughteru!

>>18961371
How do multiple kikis work? Can you do that without waifuing them? Does that mean women and MG can't employ kikis?

>>18961376
Reminder that there is only one valid way to deal with daughter-dickers.

x is best girl

>>18961381
They pair off with the male servants.

I have this idea for a single, lovesick vampire served by a lone butler, who is later revealed to be aided in his work by a Shog

>>18961381
>How do multiple kikis work?

With their hands.

>>18961381
>How do multiple kikis work?
If they all work for you, get ready for a lot of sex because that many maids in one place are going to cause a chain reaction that leads to you getting gangbanged in your bed as they all want to help you "relieve stress".

>>18961398
Including the stress of having your stress relieved by the other maids. Your house would become a green demon realm overnight.

>>18961388
No, Y is best.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=68598975

Tiny Kunoichi

>>18961375
Whenever I see a Bicorn I can't help but think how wonderful married life with one must be.

>>18961376
>In order to enable their daughters to find men through their own power and have sex, monster mothers often give their daughters as much freedom as possible and let them make their own decisions. Monster children basically spend their days doing whatever they like, and going wherever they like.
Why dick your own daughter when you can instead pick up any of the loli monster girls looking for dick out there?

That's a good boy.

>>18961449
>Why dick your own daughter when you can instead pick up any of the loli monster girls looking for dick out there?
Because incest is my fetish!

>>18961454
We need more POV art

Also, it hurts

>>18961454
>POV demon headpatting
>I'll never experience this.
It hurts right there in the heart.
It'd be especially cute in the case of my demonfu since she's shorter than me.

>>18961454
The demon who does this to me could get me to sign any contract she wants.

>>18961449
>Whenever I see a Bicorn I can't help but think how wonderful married life with one must be.
I dont have the kind of stamina for that so for me it would be hell.

Classy succubi

>>18961509
I perfer cute modest dresses.

>>18961498
I'm open to harems and would hate saying no to monster girl proposals so one would be needed for me.

Unless I start with a unicorn, then I say no for her sake.

>>18961252
I'm willing to admit that attraction to centuar girls isn't a "I like her human part so I'm willing to overlook the horse part" type of deal. I'm pretty attracted to that HP as well, yes its debauched but I wouldn't be into monstergirls in the first place if my sexual interest weren't as weird as they are.

>>18961468
More PoV porn would be nice.

>>18961467
Quality armpit. Are there any species who would actively want you to fuck their armpit?

>>18961498
You'd gain the stamina necessary and it would be heaven.
If you're against the harem then it's just your loss, but don't assume that it's bad.

>>18961454
I need this far more badly than I should. This is how you get contracts signed.

>>18961606
>You'd gain the stamina necessary
not possible.

>>18961454
I want this.

>>18961398
Could you imagine having 10 kikis on a full moon?

>>18961671
Just tell them no.

>>18961671
The place sure looks nice and spotless. Not a single semen-stained feather anywhere, and you could hardly notice that pit in the floor around the bed.

>>18961671
>Want a bunch of buff kikis with the obligatory chubby one
>This happens

My pelvis may not be ready but I am.

>>18961671
It'd be fascinating to watch them succumb to their desires at different paces. I wonder who would hold out the longest?

>>18961586
At first I used to firmly hold the view that centaurs are among the worst monster girls because their lower half was actually a large detriment to their overall attractiveness.
After numerous discussions and thoughts I came to the conclusion that while their horse body isn't attractive it does give them a certain charm and makes daily life with them more engaging.
As for sex I much prefer front pussy, but I can cope with just horse pussy if that's the only option.

>>18961671
This sounds like a MGE horror movie

>>18961671
1 shog>10 kikis

>Here's your new personal maid
>She's skilled, efficient, and impressively obedient but you can't help but every once in a while she regards with subtle looks of resentment or even revulsion
>She's a dom working a sub's job

>>18961733
My kikis can be fit.
Checkmate shog!

>>18961737
A cute.

>>18961704
>That one who doesn't succumb at all
>Reward her with daylong cuddle sex the next day

>>18961746
Shogs can be as fit as you want them.

Why aren't harpies popular?

>>18961777
They are though.

>>18961589
>Porn
I'll be happy with just girls looking me in the eye

Might as well enjoy the heatwave with dancing

>>18961777
I like them.

>>18961789
In terms of popularity, it's jubjub>power gap>everyone else.

>>18961808
That is fucking hideous.

>>18961808
Gandharva need more love. They're easily best birb.

>>18961737
I want to show her the pleasure of being a sub. Can't have two doms, and I am the master after all

>>18961808
Well yes, everyone loves the slutty bird. They make great onaholes after all.

>>18961794
I'm putty once a shirohebi makes eye contact with me.

>Monstergirl warrior either takes a liking to a man or is challenged by a man
>He is unable to defeat her
>She instantly goes full-on bitchy 'you are beneath me, you are my rapeslave, etc.' mode because that means he's weak now

Miss me with that shit. You want to get a battle-loving, honorable girl with a sense of chivalry. Get you a romantic warrior-poet treats you like a treasure.

>She's inscribed your name on the inside of her favorite shield as a lucky charm. 'For if anyone should pierce through this I would have naught but my love of you to protect me'.
>Writes you full-length romantic sonnets
>Fights for your honor and is touched beyond belief when you also fight for hers
>Recognizes your bravery for facing her and that strength comes in many forms so a person's worth is more than just if they can beat you in a swordfight so she isn't a complete lunatic
>Places her cloak across rainy puddles so that you can 'leave the boot-sullying to her'
>Keeps a lock of your hair braided into her own and every once in a while she comfortingly rubs it against her face

>>18961767
But she doesn't have muscle, she just has goo!

>>18961908
She has goo that can accurately imitate the look, feel, and function of muscle so that's kinda even better.

>>18961839
I'm putty once a basilisk makes eye contact with me. Or looks in my general direction, for that matter.

>pick up lines
either to monster girls or from them.

>>18961912
But it isn't!
With kikis you know they've worked hard to get it for master!

>>18961893
>You'll never be dumped in a Vampire's dungeon only to hear to lustful howl somewhere deeper within.
>You'll never run through the labyrinthine depths, terrified that you might be found.
>You'll never get tackled to the ground by a busty Ghoul who tears your pants off and pushes through your struggling to forces you to spread your legs so she can suck your dick dry and ruin you for any other girl.

>>18961929
Jokes on her!
I'd take 90% of girls so long as they showed me affection!

>>18961918
I have an 8 inch tongue and can breathe through my ears

>>18961916

>>18961918
A Ghoul would just mime an incredibly wet blowjob while giving you the bedroom eyes.

>>18961945
>bedroom eyes.

>>18961918
>I have a house, want kids, and am lonely

>>18961955
what succinct monster girl would say that?

>>18961966
Lich immediately springs to mind. Past that, maybe a wurm or a CC taku. Maybe an amazon who's tired of the world?

>>18961952
Basically half-lidded seductive eyes.
The kind of eyes that just scream "come to bed and fuck me."

>>18961966
Anon please, I'D be the one saying that.

>>18961952
Who let the Alice on the computer?

>>18961918
>You lust for one with a form such as mine? You heathen.
Straight from MGE2

>>18961918
>I'm leaving my window unlocked tonight. Make sure you get there first.

>>18961977
what kind of monstergirl are you?

>>18961981
Explaining lewd terms to an Alice sounds like a very enjoyable and wholesome activity.
The only worry is that she'd ask you to show her.

>>18961973
>Shortstack Lich walks up to anon, tugs on his arm and tells him she's got a house and is lonely.
>He asks what the rent is.
>Her grip grows tighter, she pulls him down so he's face to face with her and he can see her Phylactery is starting to crack.
>"Fill my cunt with your cum and knock me the fuck up."
>All in an intense deadpan.

>>18962001
I'm not, he said pickup lines used by or used at monster girls

>>18962017
ah, then what kind would she use on you?

>My husband was stolen recently

>I was pretty bummed about it.

>But then I think whoever stole him was probably more happy to have him than I am sad to lose him

>The total happiness in the world increased.

>So, whatever.

>>18962024
Hell if I know, I just want one.

>>18962000
>Anon leaves his window unlocked in MGC and puts out a message on the internet advertising this fact.
>That night he wakes up to find a Cheshire, a Kakuen, a Kunoichi and a Werebat in bed with him grinding their asses against his dick.
>"Ah! He's awake!"
>"Yeah, we all wanted a piece but couldn't agree on who should get you so we decided to share!"
>"Get ready darling, because this is going to be a loooong night~"
>"Don't worry about tomorrow, we'll handle breakfast for you~"

>>18962027
I'd like to adventure with a cute girl like that.

>>18962029
I think you need yeti hugs, lots of them.

>>18962041
because of her unbreakable positive outlook on life?

>>18962045
I need anything.
Fat jinko, muscle elf, oppai loli alice.

I'd take it so long as its not a sith

>>18961955
>I have a house

>>18962051
Yes, hearing her commets durring hard situations would be fun and she looks very chill and honorable.

>>18962065
I'm OK with that.
Bodytype doesn't matter

>>18961918
I don't have any pick-up lines, so I'll use my go-to strategy of being ignored because I'm too scared to approach anyone.

>>18961981
>175cm
>average

>>18961918
roses are red, violets are blue
I must eat yogurt off of you.

>>18962016
Not a bad deal, so long as you can count on monsters to be honest about such things. I'd prefer the taku option myself, though.

>Taku starts with a similar greeting
>Ask what the rent is
>"I want a milking every morning and you trying your hardest to put a baby in me every night."
>Before you respond, she grasps your hand and her eyes widen, before narrowing to match her smirk.
>She leans in to whisper into your ear, her massive chest against yours.
>"And you should know, I know all of your fetishes. We're the same type of naughty."

>>18962065
Beware, this is also nuki bait.

>>18962016
>"Fill my cunt with your cum and knock me the fuck up."
>All in an intense deadpan.
Ah, well. I'm diamonds

>>18962096
I'm still fine with that.
In fact, give me both

>>18961918
>I want to eat a Christmas cake

>>18961981
>alice
>that tall

>>18961918
I'd tell a dragon that I can polish her hoard and any of her gems for free.

>>18962100
"Research note: Subject 00001 is responsive to coarse language and forward behavior. Consider making Friday Femdom Night."
"Do you always murmur what you're writing out loud?"
"Yes."

>>18962115
There are children in real life with gigantism who are nearly as tall as the average adult.

>>18962114
Ilsa is not for vore.

>>18962133
It's called figurative language wurm-chan.

Would you date her?

>>18962160
Yeah, probably.

>>18962114
Monster girl pheromones become stronger the longer she remains without a mate.
A CC fox's pheromones have to be potent enough to be addictive and give you a raging hard on from just a few whiffs.

>>18962160
Not my type.

>>18962168
then what is?

>>18962171
Long hair and some wings would help.

>>18962167
Imagine a high orc's or a troll's.

>>18962145
It was a joke, dire wurm-chan. I just wanted an excuse to post more of her.

>>18962171
See this anon right here >>18962174 he is me. I'd be her friend though.

>>18962167
I wonder if this has anything to do with that fluff huffing craze I heard about.
Or maybe it's just more desperate mofu addicts.

>>18962177
>CC High Orc with highly potent pheromones
>All her P'Orcs are constantly masturbating rather than working because of it
>Any man she catches cums his pants from just smelling her before she even gets to rape him
>A Tanuki keeps pestering her to make her smell into a perfume brand

>>18962190
I've read that fox tails contain a large amount of pheromones so that's definitely part of the reason.

>>18962174
OK.

>>18962177
Who has the stronger smell?

>>18962190

>>18962213
The third option: sandworms.

If I had to bet, the inside of a sandworm would have a strong smell. What the smells like, I have no idea

>>18962240
Vore is gross.

>>18962240
Shai-Hulud!

>>18962240
>What the smells like, I have no idea
Spice.

Mer-maid.
I'll go commit sudoku now.

cute smoll snek

>>18962257
>>18962285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AkZV6FxK3Y

>>18962213
High Orc has a musky smell that tickles the nostrils and fills you with energy and lust.
Trolls have a feminine smell that gets straight to your head and makes you dizzy and hard.
While both are very strong I would give the win to High Orcs.

>>18962240
Sandworms smell like home.
To their husband it's a normal and comfy smell, to outsider it varies though I assume it wouldn't bother them much.

>>18962292
I want to hug my monster wife and daughter!

>>18962321
>both are very strong
I want to be locked in a room with both of them

>>18962321
>>18962365

>Troll/Orc hybrid
>Musky, yet feminine smell that both energizes you and dizzies you
>Essentially looks likes a bigger Troll with a deep tan and tusks
>Energetic housewife

>>18962330
So do I. Especially small snek there.

>>18962292
Guess who's taking the pictures here.

>>18962330
I want to fug my monster wife and daughter!

Remember that hard work into getting good at swords is to be respected.
Guns are too easy an equaliser.

>>18962438
There is only one way to deal with folks like you.

>>18962448
>hey look, I posted it again!

>>18962426
Monsterdaughters are pure.

>>18962445
I'd like to learn martial arts and magic on top of swordsmanship. That way I could fight a lizard or sally until they managed to knock the sword out of my hands, dropoing their guard and letting me lunch a sneaky attack.

>>18962438
Which race?
>>18962451
It's spammer-kun, he seems to have the impression that giving all his images descriptive file names hides the fact he got them from the wiki/reddit when all it does is make him stand out more.

>>18962454
>not bound with silk while his wife rides him
Immersion ruined.

>>18962454
Those are itsy bitsy spiders.

>>18962466
>Which race?
Kobold!

>>18962481
oh hi kdf.

I wanna introduce my automaton to the new BattleTech game.

Shit's fun and she may start taking ideas.

>>18962481
I should have known, not that there's anything wrong with cute kobolds.

>>18962445
>Not using both a katana and gun, and becoming rising zan: samurai gunman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqOK8EPsNDI

>>18962487
Hi anon.

>>18962494
Cute Kobolds are the best!

>>18962469
That's not his wife. These are his daughters.

>>18962472
How about the toddler Ushi?

>>18962385
Daughterus are a miracle of the universe. I'd snuggle mine quite a bit and seeing her grow would bring a tear to my eye.

>>18962503
>implying his wife would give him enough time to raise his daughters.

Onis.

>>18962381
Who are her underlings? P'Orc/Alraune hybrids?

>>18962526
See >>18961449
Monster girl daughters don't even need raising past infancy.

>>18962516
S... Same. Especially smoll ushis.

>>18962526
>that tail
Cute. But what's that under her? Looks like a samurai helmet.

>>18962544
Just because they don't need it doesn't mean you're not allowed to tuck them in their bed, read them a bedtime story, and hug them when they're scared.

>>18962526
Wow anon, rude. Ushis aren't rape machines as people make them out to be.

I wanna get hotwings from the toughest monster girl bar in the city!

Pick a horsepussy.

>>18962558
t. broken pelvis

>>18962558
>people

>>18962571
All you have to do is fuck them hard enough that they get satisfied. It's not that hard.

>>18962503
I'm going to make her cradle in a water spout.

>>18962558
Just look at that :3 face. Does she look like a rape machine to you?

>>18962556
>read them a bedtime story
Won't you be a bit conflicted when the only stories that pleases them are the ones who end with sex?

>>18962588
>>18962601
>Once they’ve gotten a hold of a man, they never show themselves around humans again, secluding themselves in their nests deep in the mountains. They end up spending most of the day doing nothing but violating their beloved man.

>>18962592
Sorry, what?

>>18962601
A CUTE rape machine.

>>18962604
A bit, but if it makes her happy...

>>18962601
She looks like the kind of girl who is playing hide and seek and found the best spot. Too bad no one will find her and they'll eventually forget.

>>18962570
Traekhner unless I can have a short Percheron or a pony with tits.

>>18962612
That's why you gotta take control of your ushi.

>>18962613
Me make cradle in water spout for baby spider. It cute because nursery rhyme.

>The longer they're left in the ground, the older the body
Imagine the scream of a CC mandragora

What's she reading?

>>18962668
Ooh, husky.

>>18962668
thats a lot of weight to pull out

>>18962668
>Tfw you realise selling mandragora root is pretty much selling plantgirl bunion

>>18962671
A book.

>>18962674
>>18962681
Anons please, they're supposed to let out a cry, not BE crying

>>18961808
>there are people that consider garbage art like this acceptable

>>18962697
Hey, a husky voice isn't a bad thing. I'd prefer a deep, womanly AAHHHHHHN~ to the high pitched AIEEEEE I imagine you'd get from the younger ones.

>Dragon with a dragon on her
>Gryphon with a gryphon on her

It will be like some Yakuzie set piece final battle.

>>18961767
I want a sporty, tomboy Shog with good abbs, hips, and butt, to make up for having b-cups.

>>18962714
I bet she's chuui as fuck.

>>18962711
Joke's on you, the older ones would make a AIEEEEE too. I've seen enough jav to know.

Always exercise caution when handling krakens.

>>18961893
I want a Ghoul Mershark.

>>18962689
About what?

>>18962697
Instead of crying she should be helping if she wants to be pulled out

>>18962735
That would be one dick-hungry hybrid.

>>18962740
But then you're going to laugh at her!

>>18962735
That could be dangerous.

>>18962729
But I heard that if you do the konami code on a Kraken's breasts you unlock the tentacles onahole.

>>18962725
Note to self: add mandragora to my list of things to avoid while in Zipangu.

>>18962720
Well the Dragon would have to be the villain since Gryphons follow a strict NAP policy and no other MG would be stupid or cocksure enough to try it against a Griffon.

>>18962736
I think it's a magic eye book.

>>18962749
You heard wrong

>>18961799
>heatwave
[angry kuu noises]

>>18962761
Whispers: TIGHTER

>>18962771

>>18962160
What's this from?

>>18962759
Thanks doc

>>18962759
Do Gryphons hate roads?

>>18962761
Should you call the cops if a Kraken stranger slips a tentacle into your pants?

>>18962802
No, that's just how they say hello.

>>18962806
What if she is the cop?

>>18962802
Only if you already have a wife, otherwise the police will do nothing.

>>18962816
that's awfully lewd
ma dude

>>18962793
No they love them, tolls from privatized roads(tm) make up the lion’s share of gryphon hordes

>>18961382
I really want a silver-haired kombat kiki

Best plant-type.

>>18962844
They're cute.
I'm torn between a pair of shortstacks or a pair of muscled lifting buddies

>>18962824
>Pay the toll or get raped

>>18962844
Literally not even worth greentexting about.

>>18962807
Then it's only proper to greet her back by squeezing her breasts.

>>18962824
Griffons don't hoard.
They protect some place or treasure of divine significance, they don't give two shits about your dirty worldly money.

>>18962759
>Rhyming Dark Mage
Oh my.

>>18962844
By marrying a Liliraune you get to be both the small and big spoon.
You also get double paizuris and buttjobs.

>>18962856
>Look at this faggot

Name a better snake: I'll wait.

>>18962897
Dismissed. She can't grape me a personal belly dancer whore Pharaoh.

Nee-san is always watching!

>>18962897
The grapists have purple skin and black sclera

>>18962908
Why?

>>18962901
Don't forget the Apophis and graped Pharaoh can gang up on you to bully you with kisses all over.

>>18962930
So she can offer to help when she walks in on you.

>>18962897
I don't know much about snakes but I do know I want to take that mask off.

>>18962897
>Name a better [X]
>deviantart image
No, go back to whatever shithole you came from.

>>18962937
Doing what?

>>18962880
>That skin
>That "writer"
>Those purple prose words
Let me laugh even harder

>>18962937
>"Oh my~ My cute little brother's finally hit the point where he needs to jerk his thick cock hmmm~? Want Nee-san to help with that?"
>"Stop struggling and let Nee-san suck your cock anon."

You'd still waifu a Human monster girl right? I mean if she's a monster on the inside it's got to still count right?

>>18962992
No, she's getting the holst milk.

>>18962992
But anon, my waifu is already one.

>>18962992
>dispostion: cruel
And it's not even the fun kind like with manticores.

>>18962992
What monster girls are monsters on the inside, though?

>>18961361
Ho ho ho

>>18963022
>Just be minding your own business mining ore and gathering bugs for your next hunt.
>Suddenly with a loud scream of "DON'T RUN SLUT!" Bazel-chan is there.
>Before you can even react she pins you down and starts smothering you with her enormous red-hot tits while riding you.
>You're "knocked out" three times without being able to struggle and wind up hobbling home with no resources.
>Goddamn it Bazel-chan.

>>18963022
Manticore.

>>18963013
Maybe she's cruel to everyone else but you anon. Cockblocking your attempts at turning her into a MG and beating up MGs then letting them go with scars while laughing it off. A real Esdese kind of gal.

>>18962956
I see no need to struggle. She's only doing her job as my onee-san after all.

>>18962844
I want a pair of smug Alraunes to banter at me when I pass them everyday.

>>18963022
>ruins your hunt
Fuck off already Bazelgirl.

New wife picture

>>18963092
Something is wrong here. I think she needs larger boobs.

>>18963092
>>18963099
When I think Kulve Taroth, I think "Huge".

And also "Stripping" but that's something else.

>>18963089
>charisma intensifies

>>18963092
I love how much art there is of that dragon. Looks like she's getting all the attention she deserves, wearing that mantle and all of that.

>Your village gets invaded by Oni
>The takeover is swift and seemingly effortless on their part
>If one likes you and you aren't taken then that's it, you're done, consider yourself in a relationship
>Naturally, the first one that takes a liking to you looks to be the biggest, meanest, loudest one there. You see her start (and end) a minimum of four fights per day. She maims property without a fought over the slightest inconvenience. She's a rude, crass, short-tempered monster and dealing with her in bed is up to you now.
>Behind closed doors she's as gentle as a lamb. It's as if she lets out so much aggression during the day that she has nothing left but tenderness once she gets you in private. She touches you as if you're made of glass and paper and spoils you with tenderness.

>>18963065
I get the feeling nee-san might like it when you struggle.

>>18963112
I like the spin on the "Dragon's hoard" being that she's naturally incredibly hot and attracts precious metals to her, which form the huge golden mantle.

>>18963118
Your use of spoiler indicated that statement was meant to be some sort of unexpected twist.

>>18963133
>"I won't spoil it for you but there's a crazy twist coming up later in the movie."
It's not like that conclusion would've been impossible to see coming, even without the spoiler.

>>18963137
It's downright predictable at this point.

>>18963145
Playing it straight is more unexpected, really.

>>18963130

>Can I bite you then squeeze you tight?

>>18963184
Look at that cute face and nice colors. I'd be hugging her before she does it with me.

>>18963022
Someone's askin' for a trappin'

>>18963184
Only if you eat me whole so I can sleep in your stomach tonight

>>18963184
Only if she promises to take responsibility.

>>18963181
Do you really need to post that every thread.

>>18963184
No way dude, then all my blood will squirt out of me like ketchup!

>>18963196
>Bazel tries to swoop down and rape the hunter she's been harassing for weeks.
>Suddenly shock trap
>"Hah! You think this'll stop... me?"
>Bazel's smugness fades entirely as anon bites washes down a might pill with a jar of Mega Demondrug and pulls down his pants.
>Bazel was expecting maybe a "knife", or even a "greatsword".
>Bazel was not expecting a "gunlance"
>She certainly wasn't expecting her cute hunter prey to grab her inert face and thrust his long hard gunlance into her mouth.
>By the time the trap wore off she had already lost to the cock.
>When anon returned to the hub with a meek looking Bazel all the other hunters were in awe, but he knew that once he got her home she was going to make him pay for this humiliation.
>His pelvis was ready.

>>18963184
Miku is that you?

Hi people!
I bring another roulette, a bit shorter then most but its something
https://pastebin.com/DwS0DKcP

Burning edge is next, hopefully.

>>18963309
Wait until she gets caught in the vine trap that puts her in shibari that he left in his private room.

>>18963309
If she isn't shakily flying off cumdrunk and sloshing then I'll have failed that hunt

>>18963313
Fuck yes. Best monster coming through for some much needed praise. Thank you for proving you have good taste.

>>18963321
She's gonna get her ass rammed while she's tied up and hanging there. She might protest, but she actually loves it.

>>18963322
Why would she fly off anon? You're capturing her.

>>18963328
>Iron Beast
>Good taste
He fucking enjoys Naruto.

>>18963331
I imagine she wants to stretch her wings every now and then.
If not, she's going to walk around the hub like that for everyone to see.

Folks will think she's some weird type of great jaggi offshoot

>>18963340
Not only that, he also likes shounen in general.

>>18963340
And that matters, why?

>>18963340
>Enjoying things
Blasphemous

>>18963181
This is my favorite one
>>18963209
Sometimes I post it

>>18963340
I hate Naruto but love kunoichis. Do I still have bad taste?

>>18963181
Worship the Pharaoh Gold Dragon.

>>18963313
>all the early works monsters now have full versions.

>>18963340
>>18963354
Black weeb likes shounen, stop the presses.

>>18963181
>"You deserve a reward for getting this far."
>"R8 WIDE 4 GL!"
>"What?"

>>18963354
I honestly don't get the problem
It's not like he wants to cram shonen stuff down our throats.

We've let way more degenerate things slide in this thread compared to a B grade writer enjoying C grade anime.

>>18963390
Never thought I'd see a Kraken with sharkteeth, Good shit, Crit.

>>18963340
>Beast liking Naruto means his entire palate is bad

>Ace likes Raiju headpats, meme'ing on /monster/, being a resident bogeyman
>KDF is into fucking his wife and daughter while covered in latex and doused in canola oil
>Bob is into chicks with dicks
>Aftyn is into NTR and bestiality
>Shoggocks is literally a snuff-fag and furfaggot
>(YOU) are (YOU)

>>18963393
I don't think he's a weeb
A lot of what he posts is out of place for that.

>>18961918
>Hey cutie, let's say I pick up around 7 tonight?

She proceeds to show up to your house and literally pick you up and carry you around princess style
You even said no to the date

>>18963407
>We've let way more degenerate things slide in this thread
Such as?

>>18963420
KDF is a faggot but latex is still god-tier.

>>18963313
My problem with this series is how the guys just immediately go with whatever girl they get no matter what. I could name plenty of species I could get randomly from this thing who I'd fucking hate violently regardless of how many blowjobs they forced on me.

>>18961891
Liz's Big Sister!

Snek butt.

I want to watch the Centaur Kentucky Derby! Maybe I can impress a centaur with my ridiculous hat and take her home?

>>18963442
I'm pretty sure the game is rigged.
I remember when the wizard showed up in person and said
>"whatever you get you get for a reason"

>>18963407
>B grade writer
I like Beast but he's a C grade at best. His dialogue still feels like a highschool writing project and his stories are generic.

>>18963451
Man that is some shit perspective

>>18963420
I don't understand the point of this post. Everyone you mentioned there outside of Beast deserves the hate directed at them. Except possibly Aftyn because I barely remember who that is.

>Dude let me in I'm a fairy

>>18963471
Also all of them but KDF are dead.

>>18963472
The wish granting kind or the Shakespearean "Let's get this dude drugged up in the woods and rape him" kind?

>>18963455
I think he shines with the non roulette stuff
His roulettes feel like 24 page hentai with the 7 pages of smut left out.
And scalebound is shonen
But burning edge is unique.

>>18963453
I took that as a wizard acting like a mysterious faggot and trying to pull off random bullshit as his master plan.

>>18963472
You're only souring people on Abyssals.

>>18963472
Is that a Redcap? Better not let her in.

>>18963476
You know the answer.

>>18963472
You know, if this were to happen it would be kind of funny. Then it would become horrifying as you say no and close the blinds or something.
God have mercy on your soul if you do that.

>>18963486
It's obviously a lich.

>>18963486
No, it's a Kancolle boat.
>>18963484
That's probably the intent.

>>18963476
Would they turn your dick into the size of a donkey’s instead of your head?

>>18963437
Latex is overrated

>>18963482
Maybe Beast should reboot it with all this in mind?

>2000 times is doable -- right?

>>18963519
That Fox is insatiable!

>>18963475
Ace and his Jupiter sized ego are alive and well on /monster/, TFT and both discords.
KDF is alive and still delights his fruity little fanclub with his disgusting and fucked up commissions and irritating saccharine responses to direct (you)s
Bob has calmed down but is still alive on TFT
I still have no fucking idea who Aftyn is
Shoggocks isn't that bad and I don't know why everyone hates him. You want an annoying faggot to loathe then look no further than Chowder, a faggot who floods the discord with endless gushing over Rance every day like that shits high art or something or Psychofox, who is Chowder times ten plus added retardation.

How do you defend yourself?

>>18963541
I say the bow on her tail looks cute!

>>18963522
20 times a day for 100 days straight isn't so bad, right?

>>18963545
Cute!

>>18963541
By not being interested. Jesus fucking christ people, if kunoichi exist then so do many better monstergirls. You mean to tell me you'd give up looking for your waifu because some desperate boring succubus slapped a shit gimmick on herself?

>>18963471
>Except possibly Aftyn because I barely remember who that is.
"For Kitsch" was fox girl bestiality rape and the title "Dragon Bully NTR" should tell you everything you need to know.

>>18963519
So you want to do it as many times as years you’ve been alive?
I’m game.

>>18963570
But I like succubi.

>>18963538
>KDF is alive and still delights his fruity little fanclub with his disgusting and fucked up commissions and irritating saccharine responses to direct (you)s
Sometimes I wonder how much of an act the whole "KDF" persona is, I feel like someday something is going to snap and he's going to go nuclear.

>>18963538
I'm happy that Chowders final MGK of the 2017 ended up being his last considering how hard he got assblasted.

>>18963596
Might take a dip in the archives for that

>>18963313
Fuck off

>>18963541
I have an AK-74.

>>18963541
By using my thunder thighs to kick her down an elevator after a Hyakuretsukyaku.

>>18963613
KC added that ""strong monsters can deflect bullets" bullshit

>>18963541

>>18963570
But ninjas are nice

>>18963594
I don't know where you're getting that from anon. Degeneracy aside, I'm pretty mentally stable when it comes to the kind of stuff you're talking about. My only problems there are anxiety and depression.

>>18963627
Fuck off Beast.

>>18963570
Ninjas are cool and succubi are sexy.

>>18963627
>Deviantart image and Nardo at the same time
Good lord just kill yourself already.

>>18963627
This would make that Kunoichi very flustered.

>>18963596
Chowder really is a piece of shit. If you don't love his shit three year old memes/threadcanon enforcement/rance obsession/attention grab lilim/mod brown nosing/angry opinons about everything then he goes nuclear like an autistic child. He still gets mad about the threads to this day after being ran out for being a shitlord.

>>18963160
I'm kinda tired of all the twists, can't a monstergirl stay in character for once?

I want to use an arachne as a mount!

>>18963629
I genuinely believe that the thread would improve a tiny bit if you fucked off forever you fucking mental defective.

>>18963670
Sounds like a job for a Large Breed.

>>18963685
I genuinely believe a lot of things anon.

>>18963665
>He still gets mad about the threads to this day after being ran out for being a shitlord.
Delicious. His doodles were trash too.

>>18963688
but she has no poison or web

>>18963700
They still are. He's incapable of creating any content that isn't epic maymays.

>>18963685
>calling someone mentally defective on a portuguese goat exchange site

>>18963722
Last i heard he and that zilch guy were making "beans"

>>18963688
Are the /c/ EMG threads really so dead?

>>18963722
Chowder is chinese knockoff Latenight with a quarter of the talent and one hundred times the ego.

>>18963717
Poison is for people who need to hit more than once.

>>18963700
>>18963722
Personally, I always thought those were kind of a pretty big rip off of what latenight does.

>>18963731
They're the only ones on the discord who give a shit about it.

>>18963700
I'll take what I can get

>>18963741
Get some standards.

>>18963731
Zilch is the only person around that has shittier art than chowder

>>18963622
I refuse to believe that.

>>18963741
I think I missed this wisp. Her hair loks extra fluffy.

>>18963754
You'll never understand because you don't know what it's like to unironically like Wisps.

>>18963783
He showed a little improvement since then.

>>18963782
Its in one of the Q and A's
I assume he got sick of MGU and grigori stories and added his own counter to the canon

>>18963797
Not every story on MGU is about killing monsters.

>>18963782
>>18963797
It's basically his explanation for why there's gun users (see musketeer) but they don't outclass melee users.

>>18963797
>Q&A
>canon

>>18963685
>>18963688
>tfw you will never fit rachnera with a harness and bridle
>tfw you will never ride her on errands around town, murmuring soothingly into her ear when she gets embarrassed by the shocked looks random passers by give her

Feels sad, Anon.

>>18963787
Why could anyone like them?

>>18963805
Your right
Theres also Halo crossovers and praxis, so fuck'em

>>18963823
Whats wrong with halo?

>>18963805
I used to write shitty smut fanfiction on MGU before KC C&D'd them.

>>18963819
Don't you have a board to got back to, EMGshitter?

>>18963832
Where have all the pleb-tier niggers like you been coming from lately?

>>18963832
It should have stopped at reach
4 and 5 work more of the lore of the books into the games, and feel like a fuckton is just fanfiction

>>18963538
>Shoggocks isn't that bad and I don't know why everyone hates him. You want an annoying faggot to loathe then look no further than Chowder, a faggot who floods the discord with endless gushing over Rance every day like that shits high art or something or Psychofox, who is Chowder times ten plus added retardation.
Passive-aggressive shitheel hack of a writer who's gotten into personal beefs with people like Bob and ELH and brought his shit into the thread in the past. Complains nobody likes his stories and chases off content creators by claiming this place isn't worth writing about. A pretty shitty writer himself to boot.

>>18963832
Everything wrong with modern first-person shooters began with Halo.
Cortana still a QT though

>>18963858
>Passive-aggressive shitheel
But that's what Shoggocks calls himself all the time.

>>18963843
Gen-z, they've been growing up.

>>18963865
That's what Bob rightfully called him.

>>18963818
Considering how many overreactions, hyperbole, and misunderstanding exist in the entries themselves and the world guides anything answered by KC himself (whether on Enty or Twitter or whatever) should be considered more canon as they weren't filtered through his usual in world characters.

>>18963819
We need more buff spiders

>>18963820
At first the design really appealed to me because I'm a huge fan of gothic lolita, plus she's looks like she could be an Undead princess. Blue flames are undeniably cool, and schrodinger's nopan.
In the end I was comforted that a Wisp would love you so much to protect your very soul after you die. At-least you have a home after death. I also think It would be a pretty comfy life, drifting together in Undead demon realms and being a part of the ambience.
Also they have that look like they would do absolutely anything to satisfy you.

>>18963866
He is fairly annoying too, sometimes he just keep talking to himself for quite some time and he loves to pull that "I don't even go to the thread anymore" but it's easy to notice that's a lie.

>>18963843
Dumb dragon.

>>18963871
Yet Bob shittalking anyone is like the pot calling the kettle black considering the cuck-tier shit he writes.

>>18963782
Check the Q&As he did for MGE, MGR, and Japan.
The setting runs on a ridiculous amount of shounen bullshit so that any monster or adventurer can find a way to hold their own.

>>18963843
I think it's just one and I'm pretty sure I know who it is.

>>18963875
>>18963922
KC doesn't put any thought into answering questions: he just hurriedly cooks up a response based on what he thinks the questioner wants to hear.

>>18963455
I don't think it's that bad.

>>18963832
I personally just hate anything associated with rooster teeth.

Mega Manticore mammies or bantam Baphomet busts?

>>18963930
Dumb image spammer, don't you have Basilisks to be shitposting about?

>>18963940
I like both.

Why does this thread keep devolving into nothing but drama these days?