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Monstergirl Medicalcare!

What's wrong with your waifu today?

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h (embed)

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>> No.18953038
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18953038

Sandworms are love!

>> No.18953039

Kiki and Shoggy are friends!
https://pastebin.com/2xeyyTmv

>> No.18953040

>>18953033
You fucked up, you retard mermaid spammer.

>> No.18953041

western art and blog post

>> No.18953043

>>18953038
So how is air-conditioning handled inside her?

>> No.18953044

>>18953033
>What's wrong with your waifu today?
She's still not real.

>> No.18953047

>>18953041
Blatant overreaction and distribe about degradation of quality and content.

>> No.18953048
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18953048

>tfw no farmer cow gf

>> No.18953049

>>18953040
Not him, but you're right. I keep forgetting that name refers to poster name and you gotta put it in the subject field. Since I don't tripfag I forget that the name field does that

Sorry

>> No.18953051
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>> No.18953058

How do you prevent your daughter from getting dicked in school?

>> No.18953066

>>18953043
There is none. How warm it is inside depends on how close she is to the surface. If she's on above-ground or just barely below the surface, it can start to get a bit warm inside as the sun starts to heat up her shell and thus in the inside as well. However, when she burrows deep underground, it stays at about room temperature inside. Admittedly, it's always humid inside, but you get used to it

>> No.18953068

>>18953066
>living inside a sauna
Well I never liked clothes anyway.

>> No.18953072

>>18953068
>Well I never liked clothes anyway.
Good, she wouldn't let you wear them.

>> No.18953074

>>18953068
You're clothes weren't going to last anymore than 5 minutes anyways.

>> No.18953077

Just because there's a girl in there with you doesn't make vore any less awful

>> No.18953079

I wonder how long it'll take him to notice.

>> No.18953083

>>18953077
Stop using the thread title as your name you stupid fuck.

>> No.18953086
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>>18953068
You'll adapt to it anyway.

>> No.18953088

>>18953083
See, this is how little I use the fields on this damn site. I'll leave the threads to other people

>> No.18953089

>>18953079
Mermaidspammer confirmed brainlet.

>> No.18953090

>>18953051
>ywn spar with a Draph

>> No.18953091

>>18953088
It's not rocket science.

>> No.18953106

>>18953077
well shes canon so suck it up and take the damn thread title out of your name

>> No.18953109

>>18953089
>18953040
This is the one (You) I'm willing to give you.
You're aware that girl in the OP is a lamia and not a mermaid right?

>> No.18953111
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>>18953109
DID SOMEONE SAY MERMAIDS?!

>> No.18953118

>mermaidspammer
I've been away for a few days, what is this hip new meme?

>> No.18953134
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18953134

The smell of greenery fills your nostrils. Gentle sunlight trickling through the canopy of leaves illuminates your surroundings. The sound of birds in your ears delights your heart. Warm water caresses your body. An eager lover waits by your side.
Elven Woods. Enjoy your stay.

>> No.18953191

>>18953048
Strong Cow!

>> No.18953194

>>18953191
Friends with benefits the cow.

>> No.18953198

>>18953058
Why are you trying to deny your daughter sexual autonomy?

>> No.18953201
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>>18953048
MEGA MILK

>> No.18953204

>>18953201
i want her to drown me in her milk!

>> No.18953213

I WANT TO GET WRAPPED UP IN 7 METERS OF SNAKE WHILE A LATENIGHT CAT SPRAWLS ON MY HEAD

>> No.18953214

>>18953213
We're reaching critical levels.

>> No.18953232
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18953232

So, do you think research would go into converting energy from one kind to the next?
Like a machine capable of converting ambient DE to spiritual energy?

>> No.18953233

>>18953198
I'm not going to let any boys take advantage of my daughter.

>> No.18953239

>>18953232
>build a mech powered by a cycle of feeding SE into DE into SE into DE
>fuck your waifu while piloting it for infinite power
ROW ROW ROW baby.

>> No.18953263

>>18953233
And deny your daughter the chance to take advantage of poor innocent boys?

>> No.18953271
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>>18953263
>Alright class, everyone pair up boy-to-girl and we'll do some anatomy exercises
School is so weird with Monsters.

>> No.18953274

>>18953271
I wonder if that greek actually says anything

>> No.18953281

>>18953263
She can do that with her husband when she's older.

>> No.18953284

>>18953271
Can i pair up with sensei?

>> No.18953293

>>18953284
I guess it can't be helped, you are teacher's pet after all.
Spending the school day under her desk is preferable to sitting at my your own for sure

>> No.18953324

>>18953293
>One anon gets to sit underneath the teachers desk and eat out hakutaku-sensei the entire day, getting jealous looks from all his female classmates as he continually interrupts her lectures by making her moan and shake
>Meanwhile one classroom over one teacher gets a dormouse sleepily giving him head whenever he takes a seat at his desk.

Monstergirl schools sound nice

>> No.18953356

>>18953232
>"Anon! We need to test this converter I just made!"
"You just want to fuck, don't you?"
>"I always want to, but we get to do it for science!"

>> No.18953431
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>>18953213
You must first pay tribute to the Great Neko.

>> No.18953582

>"Mom, can you pass the salt?"
>You CC girlfriend and momster both reach for it.

>> No.18953653

When in doubt, hire a kunoichi to steal important shit from your rivals

>> No.18953664

>>18953582
>"I'm sure he was talking to me, dear."
>"Oh no, I'm sure he meant me. He calls me mom all the time when we get intimate."
>"I'll always be his real mother, bitch."
>"He has me now, slut."
>get raped by both trying to assert dominance

>> No.18953681
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Cute-Lewd Succubutts!

>> No.18953693

Why have the threads been dying so quickly lately?

>> No.18953704

>>18953653
How yould you pay her?

>> No.18953707

>>18953681
I want a baby-crazy Hroz momster

>> No.18953708

>>18953693
Either we're slower or jp is faster. Take a guess.

>> No.18953710

>>18953704
Would*

>> No.18953721

>>18953431
That's a big marshmallow

>> No.18953726

>>18953693
/jp/'s going much faster. /jp/ is changing and getting threads of different kinds, which is also causing 2hufags to panic and spam more pointless shit to dominate the board.

>> No.18953728
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>>18953707
Is she also a stalker?

>> No.18953738

>>18953232
Can those hands give me a massage?

>> No.18953745

>>18953728
She needs to be in order to keep sluts away from me

>> No.18953762
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18953762

>It's getting hot isn't it?

>> No.18953841
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18953841

They're Kiki and the Goo
Yes Kiki and the Goo
Kiki and the Goo, Goo, Goo, Goo

>> No.18953865

>>18953762
Would rather judt walk around shirtless.

>> No.18953882
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I'm going to make some tea and then write something.
What is that something?

>> No.18953940

>>18953882
Griffon smut.

>> No.18953954

>>18953940
Time to do some ancient ruins porn then.

>> No.18953978
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>>18953865
You're making her cry

>> No.18953991

>>18953882
Daily life of comfy Ice Queen

>> No.18953996

>>18953991
Too late!

>> No.18954047
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18954047

I hope you had a hearty breakfast this morning!

>> No.18954051

>>18954047
I don't care for breakfast, personally. I'm never hungry in the morning, my body takes hours after waking up to catch up to that stuff.

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>>18953134
What if I want to leave someday?

>> No.18954058

>>18953978
I don't like tanukis so it's fine.

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>>18953033
>thread name in name field
>embed links not deleted
This is what happens when newfags make threads.

>> No.18954178

>>18954148
They will learn or be cast into the pit!

>> No.18954180
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>>18954148
Please don't remind me of how much I want to full nelson Vampy.

>> No.18954187
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Reminder that even tough onee-chans are for teasing

>> No.18954199

>>18954180
>Please don't remind me of how much I want to full nelson Vampy
You mean in a good way, right?

>> No.18954225

>>18953882
Something fluffly, like Kiki or Inari related

>> No.18954228

>>18954199
Of course, loli vampires are too good for this wold.

>> No.18954233

All MGs with horns deserved to be facefucked

>> No.18954239
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>>18954180
>>18954148
Vampy is for bullying

>> No.18954256

>>18954233
Especially the goats.

>> No.18954260
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>start writing what's supposed to be simple smut
>1500 words of set-up happens
Porn with plot is dumb but I can't help it.

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>>18954233
I don't think many horned girls would object to that.

>> No.18954264

>>18954260
If the exposition involves shit I'm interested in I'm down for it.

>> No.18954268
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>>18954187
Onee-san is for gentle loving regardless of her type!

>> No.18954282

Give me big, meaty girls!

>> No.18954293
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>>18954282
How's this then?

>> No.18954308

>>18954293
She's big and she has some tone but I wouldn't call her meaty

>> No.18954309

>>18954233
>All MGs with horns deserved to be facefucked
Facefucking is such a rough word. I wonder if there's a term for gently making love to a girl's throat, that's how you should treat a loli Lilim or Demon.

>> No.18954317

>>18954308
She's pure beef.

>> No.18954318

>>18954268
>tfw no reliable draph onee-san who has to stand on her toes just to try and wipe a smudge off your face
I don't think my heart could handle such an adorable onee

>> No.18954324
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>>18954282
MEAT

>> No.18954326

>>18954317
Its thin and stringy beef, not imposing at all!
She needs slabs of muscle, even if she's a big sweety with big breasts

>> No.18954332

>>18954324
This is good, she better be big too!

>> No.18954338

>>18954309
face coitus

>> No.18954357

>>18954293
She's pretty ugly.

>> No.18954364
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>>18954268
Doraf onee-sans best onee-sans. But you're right, all onee-sans deserve love.

>> No.18954372

>>18954293
Breeding material of the highest quality.

>> No.18954407

>>18954364
There are more princess Zelda’s than I thought

>> No.18954425

Which monstergirl most cant the least?

>> No.18954428

>>18954425
What?

>> No.18954431

>>18954425
Wonderland girls. They’re so odd they can’t even.

>> No.18954433

>>18954425
A Flayer must be messing with his head

>> No.18954434

>>18954407
Wrong thread/post?
>>18954425
Did an Ushi rape you so hard you forgot how to form a sentence?

>> No.18954437

>>18954425
I dont know but lilims can can the most.

>> No.18954445

>>18954425
Wurm

>> No.18954446

>>18954433
It’s a reference to the “Asking Princess Zelda for Anal” meme.

>> No.18954458

>>18954437
>Lillims dancing the can-can
Just because they’re not wearing panties under their skirts doesn’t mean they can let their technique slide. The kicks should be high, the synchronization perfect, and their movements effortless!

>> No.18954467

>>18954458
>tfw the demon lord won over the hero with an elaborate dance routine

>> No.18954474
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Is there any good greens revolving around fluffy Kikimoras?
I feel like I could use some dog-harpy maid stories tonight..

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>>18954431
How clever. Your stunning wit has attracted a lonely Sphinx!

>> No.18954479
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>>18954260
I'd totally read 1K words of an Undead Kingdom description so long as lactation and facesitting are part of the deal.

>> No.18954487

>>18954474
How about a kiki that cleans walls by strapping a brush to her tail and wagging it like a helicopter

>> No.18954490

Fox mom that bans her kids from playing sonic games

>> No.18954492
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>>18954487
Kiki's a little helicopter!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MipcSvxW30

>> No.18954493

Friendly reminder to dick the daughteru!

>> No.18954495

>>18954487
I don't know why but that mental image made me spit out my drink

>> No.18954500

>>18954490
Fuck that
Kids today needs some good old fasion gaming in their blood.
Play some fuckin mario on a NES while you tell the stories of yesterday year.

>> No.18954504

>>18954477
I always liked sphinxes as an alternative to overused Cheshires.

>> No.18954509

>>18954500
You gotta admit that sonics gone to shit.
I dont really want to explain the furry community to anyone IRL, how am I supposed to explain it to my kids?

>> No.18954513

>>18954493
Only if she asks first.

>> No.18954514

>>18954504
Spinxes are not used to act like smug pricks

>> No.18954520

>>18954495
I would like that.
>Young kiki finding new ways to clean the house

>> No.18954521

>>18954479
I might have to do that at some point.

>> No.18954526

Any good snuff involving monstergirls that is not vore?

>> No.18954531

>>18954509
Simple
MGE you point your kids a cait/cu sith and say, "you see her? Somre people want to do strange and horrible things to her Involving bad stuff. and no one knows exactly why"

>> No.18954532
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18954532

I'm not confident in my smut so please be gentle. The Griffon here certainly isn't.

https://pastebin.com/cuwcLAEu

>> No.18954536

>>18954446
It is a reference to something but not that.

>> No.18954540

>>18954521
Wunderbar. Undead Kingdoms deserve more attention.

>> No.18954541

>>18954493
How do you deal with a masochist daughter?
https://imgur.com/a/CGlWdqw

>> No.18954545

>>18954526
Many eyed hydra does the "reduce the body to ash via draining" with succubi
Other then that, most snuff is not done in the sexual way, but more the " monsters need to be destroyed/MGE is a hellhole" way

>> No.18954547

>>18954540
I know nothing of the Undead Kingdom by the way. I'll just imagine Northrend with Monster Girls.

>> No.18954566

>>18954547
I'll just repost this from Warosu then:
>New/notable info from the section on the noble capitals of the undead summarized, note that parts in parentheses are my thoughts:

>1. The kingdoms of the undead are highly stratified, with a wight serving as queen, and vampires and liches as nobles who govern with wit and grace. Thanks to their influence the kingdoms are very clean, despite what one might expect of undead.
>2. In addition to a lot of sex, even the lower order undead spend time enjoying things like art, dancing and going to tea parties with their friends.
>3. To become a higher rank noble one must present the proof, namely how beautiful they have become from how much sex they have enjoyed with their husband, as undead become more beautiful and licentious in body and soul the more sex they have.
>4. Any monster that dies with regrets has the potential to rise as an undead, hence the undead kingdoms tend to be very diverse.
>5. In the present age undead monsters and their incubi are regarded as virtually immortal, as age has never been observed to be the cause of an undead dying (course given its only been a thousand years since the change in the undead to their current forms, it could be they are just quite long-lived rather than immortal).
>6. While many incubi married to undead monsters are simply adapted to their role thanks to their wives, there are also many who are a special category of incubus. They are undead incubi, human men who have been raised from death, though it may not be easy to tell them apart from regular incubi. Compared to dead human women, it is not an easy thing to turn a dead man into a undead incubus, as his ability to produce essence must also be revived. There is a special ritual involved, divine power assistance, and there must be a monster, i.e. a wife for the man, to provide a perpetual source of mana to sacrifice for him.
>7. To non-monster observers, the souls of men being played with by their ghost or will-o-wisp wives look like hazy flames. They are also part of the population in undead kingdoms, monsters and men who exist as only materialized souls.
>8. Hel bears the title of "goddess of life and death." She is a petite and dignified girl, like a noble's daughter. She is relatively young for a god, and considers typical rules about death to just be the foolish assumptions of the old. She believes death should be a new beginning, a reuniting with loved ones and pleasure unending. She is the most commonly worshiped deity for the undead, and her churches are decked out in red and black.
>9. Hel's follower's are promised deaths of everlasting peace, meaning they get raised to live good lives as undead.
>10. In the previous age undead were much more fragile beings, vulnerable to holy power and such. Lower rank undead could be destroyed simply by sunlight or prayers. The Overlord changed things so they are far more stable beings, and now Hel protects undead even further. Thanks to her blessings even low rank undead cannot be killed by things such as light spells.

>> No.18954572

>>18954479
I'd read 1K words of undead kingdom description if young noble maidens and ejaculating inside them are part of the deal. Actually, I'd probably read something that's just 1K words of undead kingdom description too because I like undead kingdoms. Or something that's just the cumming inside little undead girls -part, because I like that too.

>> No.18954573

>>18954514
Exactly. They’re for when you want the playfulness, without the smug.

>> No.18954574

>>18954566
This actually sounds way cooler than I thought it would be.

>> No.18954576
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Also, I only now notice that the Undead Kingdom description mentions that actual monsters can become Undead too, provided they kick the bucket with regrets.
I hope this means I can get Undead Werecats and Familiars.

>> No.18954586

>>18954576
Zombie cat girls? Has Japan gone too far?
No. Let's see if we can make that Zombie Cat Girl produce milk.

>> No.18954587
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>>18954566
>Hel
Always a cute.

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>>18954586
>Let's see if we can make that Zombie Cat Girl produce milk.
Now you're speaking my mind.

>> No.18954589

>>18954566
>live in the MGE world
>commit sudoku because you want off this gay not-earth
>tfw you become a lamp post

>> No.18954590

>>18954532
That was fast, thanks for the smut alp.

>> No.18954604

>>18954588
So a stray alley-cat girl becomes undead and seeks to scale the ranks of high society while breastfeeding her boy? This is what I'm thinking.
>>18954590
>That was fast
I aim to please.

>> No.18954612

>>18954588
I want a bunch of soft, shortstack, cats with huge, leaking milk tanks.

>> No.18954623

>>18954576
You're thinking small time.
Undead Kitsunes.

>> No.18954635
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>>18954623
I also approve.
That being said, what traits would Undead beastmen/demihuman/etc. type monstergirls have to set them apart from their living counterparts aside from pale grey skin and tattered features?

>> No.18954638

>>18954635
They can hold their breath underwater indefinitely.

>> No.18954640

>>18954635
Endless blowjobs

>> No.18954642

>>18954589
A Wisp probably thought you committed suicide because tfw no gf or something

>> No.18954652

>>18954640
you mean endless deepthroat blowjobs

>> No.18954658

>>18954526
https://nhentai.net/g/208178

>> No.18954660

>>18953040
I don't see any mermaids

>> No.18954663

>>18954652
Yes.
As long as you want/they can hold

>> No.18954664

>>18954526
>>18954658
Can't you stop requesting garbage every thread?

>> No.18954666

>>18953198
They already know that by instinct.

>> No.18954673
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18954673

>...
>...
>...
>...

>> No.18954676

>>18954673
Oni-san is cute

>> No.18954677
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>>18954493
Friendly reminder that there is only one valid way to deal with daughter dickers.

>> No.18954681

>>18954673
Is she wearing spats?
if so that's my fetish

>> No.18954682
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18954682

>>18954526

>> No.18954683

>>18954677
>Here in America, Maid take out trash and clean house, and women tell her it is hard work and thankless
>In Old Country Maid also take out trash and clean house, but trash walk on two legs and fight back.
>This work better.

>> No.18954699
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>>18954673
Oops. Public transport these days.

>> No.18954701
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18954701

>>18954683

>> No.18954710

>>18954526
Didn't one of regura's manga end with a bug girl killing a bunch of dudes?

>> No.18954712
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>>18954612
Leaking tits are best when they're wearing an apron of some sort.

>> No.18954713

>>18954710
Why are you replying to it and discussing this? Fuck off.

>> No.18954718

>>18954699
I didn’t know there was a sequel. I hope the Oni just takes the opportunity and hugs him tight in the commotion

>> No.18954722

>>18954712
Aprons or office clothes.
Would love to return to four of those cats (varying species) who are relaxing with huge tits, leaky tits on the table.

>> No.18954726

>>18954677
Don't be that way anon.

>> No.18954727
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>>18954710
>Is having her friend/daughter raped
>Anons would rather have her do nothing

>> No.18954732

>when you get hit on at the gym by that one mino with the dick-shaped protein shake bottle

>> No.18954740

>>18954732
I can take it.

>> No.18954741

>>18954727
They were just putting a woman in her place

>> No.18954746

>>18954741
Try not to cut yourself on the edge there.

>> No.18954748

>>18954732
>After that jinko who says she's been 'bulkan' while doing squats
>And that one huge succubus that's in the local guard
>And the beefy hellhound that was curling in the squat rack

>> No.18954766

>>18954526
Succubus prison is an eroge with a lot of this, even on it's own it's a decent game.

>> No.18954768
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18954768

Remove shog.

>> No.18954771

>18954768
Stop posting this every thread.

>> No.18954772

>>18954741
But they weren't doing their civic duty to report any leads and sightings of man-eating abominations to the authorities, so the police can figure out what address they need to send the death squads to.

>> No.18954777

>>18954748
>curling in the squat rack
She'd better be curling minimum 2pl8.

>> No.18954782

>>18954768
Fuck off retard

>> No.18954783

>>18954777
Anon please, if I listed her there, do you think she'd actually be doing weights that justify it?

>> No.18954784

>>18954768
Stop posting this niggers uncanny artwork every goddamn thread, you filthy redditor.

>> No.18954785
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>> No.18954789

>>18954785
>spamming more wiki images to damage control your faggotry

>> No.18954801

"
I really like OLs. It must be great living next door to one, watching her leave in the morning to go to work with a pale look of creeping despair. Watching her arrive home in the evening exhausted from another day of doing a job that requires her to feel everything she can't. Walking past each other on the staircase, bumping your legs against her six-pack of cheap beer and stale sweet-bread bought from the run-down convenience store in your half-abandoned neighbourhood. That painful smile when you perform your perfectly-polite perfunctory greeting shortly before she goes inside and you hear her gasping and sobbing through the paper-thin walls. The nervous knocking, then banging on your door when she's lost her keys. Because she's drunk, and wrapped in her coat, and she tor the knees out of her sheer stockings when she broke down crying alone after the streetlights had vanished, and she has nowhere to go to get out of the rain. "

>> No.18954825
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18954825

Formal succubi are love.

>> No.18954836
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18954836

How can other slimes even compete?

>> No.18954840

>>18954836
>I posted it again lol
Are you people just robots or what?

>> No.18954843

>>18954840
We weren't kidding when we said we could distill the hundreds of thousands of posts into chat bots.

>> No.18954850

>>18954801
I would give anything to bring the shine back to a CC OL Tanukis eyes.

>> No.18954852

>>18954843
75% of them at least.
Starting with every “I want to X” or “I’m going to Z!” post.

>> No.18954855

>>18954843
Some things need to be erased.

>> No.18954861

>>18954825
Nav is doing fabric details I see.

>> No.18954865
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>>18953038
Vore is gross.

>> No.18954867

>>18954852
I don't really have the right to complain anymore
I bitch and moan about wanting more indepth discussion and then when it happens its something i dont want to talk about
At that point the fault lies with me

>> No.18954870

Know what I want to see? A skunk girl.
I want to see how KC manages to make a skunk not horrific smelling while still keeping it a skunk.

>> No.18954872

>>18954870
Whatever you say furry

>> No.18954876

>>18954870
You know the drill: MAMONO MANA making her smell good to her husband.

>> No.18954878

>>18954870
Simple
Have her shoot sweet smelling MUSK

>> No.18954880
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18954880

>>18954872
>furry

>> No.18954884

>>18954880
You know that's where its going to go.

>> No.18954886

>>18954732
But I don't go to the gym.

>> No.18954887

>>18954872
What part of what he said was furry?

>> No.18954893
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18954893

Storylines about the average encounter would be nice.
Like a wood cutter meeting a minotaur
Or the occasional harpy flying by

>> No.18954896
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>>18954884
Whatever man.

>> No.18954901

>>18954887
Skunks are one of the constants in the furry community for some reason, though not as much when compared to WOLVES

>> No.18954905

>>18954801
OL?

>> No.18954906

>>18954884
What the actual fuck are you babbling about?

>> No.18954910

>>18954901
There are several wolf girls already, though.

>> No.18954913

>>18954801
Is this a pasta?

>> No.18954916
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>>18954901
>WOLVES

>> No.18954920

>>18954910
He's talking about furry wolves
When ever sombody wants to tell you about being a furry, they're often wolves, followed by dragons and man-sharks

>> No.18954921

>>18954910
Difference is those dogs have a mythological/fantasy basis.

Skunks? Not so much

>> No.18954922
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>>18954905
Looks like someone needs to LURK MOAR.

>> No.18954928

>>18954901
That doesn't make him a furry for wanting a skunk monster girl though, in fact that shouldn't even bother you unless you have the habit of lurking in furry communities.

>> No.18954929

>>18954905
Office lady

>> No.18954932
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>>18954920
>Expecting KC to go back to furries after Sithgate

>> No.18954934
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>>18954825
Lewd succ!

>> No.18954937

>>18954928
No, skunks are warning signs, never let them in

>> No.18954938

>>18954932
I trust nobody, not even myself.

>> No.18954945
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18954945

>>18954934
>vodka speak
Speak AMERICAN you fucking bitch.

>> No.18954948

>>18954865
I see allergies are hitting her hard if she has to sneeze with that much force.

>> No.18954954

>>18954937
You mean you wouldn't even smash this?
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2922573
>>18954945
>you will never fuck clownpiece on every surface in the house

>> No.18954957

>>18954932
The backlash was entirely from the west, wasn't it?

>> No.18954958

>>18954954
You're correct, I'm not touching it.

>> No.18954973
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>>18954958
What if she touches you?

>> No.18954976

>>18954957
It was, some anons here seem to think the thread reaction is the same as the Japanese reaction when it's not and KC only cares about one of those.

The truth is the Siths got more moonrune stories than half the popular girls from these threads.

>> No.18954979

>>18954976
INB4 nip shit taste.

>> No.18954980

>>18954976
I really wish Japan didn't make the "Japan has shit taste" meme real so often.

>> No.18954996
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>>18954980
If they hate shit taste, then we have shit taste for liking their creations. Checkmate atheists!

>> No.18954997

>>18954979
>>18954980
Japan doesn't have the same problem with furries that the west does.
As in, Japanese furries aren't all giving each other AIDS and ruining everything they come into contact with, so there's a lot less hatred for them.

>> No.18955002

>>18954934
Reminder that Succubi tails are sensitive

>> No.18955004

>>18954997
>Japanese furries aren't all giving each other AIDS and ruining everything they come into contact with
Gonna need proof.

>> No.18955006

>>18954997
The big difference between Japanese furries and western furries is that the nips just want to fuck the animals. the degenerate western scum actually want to BE them.

>> No.18955018
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18955018

All this discussion about furries is getting me down. Have some kraken tits instead.

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>>18955018

>> No.18955027

>>18955022
How rude!

>> No.18955034
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>>18955022

>> No.18955035

>>18954997
How goes your treatment anyway? Is ART that bad?

>> No.18955042

>>18955018
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=Kraken
Fuck off

>> No.18955048
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SOPPING WET DOE CUNT

>> No.18955051
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18955051

It's your responsibility as squire to make sure your Paladin-chan is equipped with the best armor for fighting monsters

>> No.18955061
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>>18955051
Okay.

>> No.18955063

>>18955051
What if I'm not a squire though?

>> No.18955067

>>18955063
Then you wouldn't even be allowed near her.

>> No.18955071

>>18955067
Typical.

>> No.18955073

>>18954980
Pretty much >>18955006 is the reason for it.
To the nips it's just another fetish and they don't have retards running around in fursuits claiming they're wolfkin and dry humping each other while wearing diapers. They just want to fuck furry girls.

Still not my cup of tea but I can see why they're more comfortable letting it be a thing.

>> No.18955075
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>>18955071

>> No.18955081
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>>18955051
Just how great of a Heroine does a woman need to be in order to be converted into a Dark Brave makai knight?

>> No.18955082
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18955082

You people gotta get excited!
Whats the point of a fantasy without a battle or two?

>> No.18955087

>>18955082
Anon, I have an entire fantasy based around defeating strong women and taking them as my wives.

So much so that it becomes less about grabbing any woman I defeat but ones that catch my eye

>> No.18955088

>>18955075
Chunni dorks like Deruella are not welcome

>> No.18955090
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>>18955081
Well Wilmarina is classified as a Dark Brave so...

>> No.18955096

>>18955090
Elt is a lucky dude since he gets smash smash those thick hammy thighs at his leisure.

>> No.18955097

Is the monster girl community slowly dying out? Swear it feels like we're seeing less OC

>> No.18955098

>>18955081
I can't help but feel that Dark Brave is a poor translation. I don't know the original moon, but I think KC actually meant to say Dark Champion or something.

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>>18955096
>at his leisure
You mean when the other girls let him.

>> No.18955106

>>18955097
Not dying, just stagnant.

>> No.18955112

>>18955098
Brave/Yuusha is a very commonly used term in nip fantasy stuff.

>> No.18955114

>>18954932
>Sithgate
Ahahaha, it's a joke, right? Literally no one except this thread got triggered by it. It's actually well liked by everyone including japs themselves. It's not nearly close to the top but above average in popularity. Somewhere at 60-70%~ of all grills

>> No.18955115

>>18955112
Sounds awkward in English, and reminds me of Native Americans.

>> No.18955116

>>18955106
That's a big problem. We need more content creators.

>> No.18955121
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>>18955114
It's not nice to lie anon.

>> No.18955143
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>>18954572
>Or something that's just the cumming inside little undead girls -part, because I like that too.
They'd be down for that.

>> No.18955145

>>18955115
As a /m/an I think it sounds totally fine.

>> No.18955149
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18955149

Have you worshiped your deity today?

>> No.18955154

>>18955115
Used as a noun, brave is defined as "one with mental or moral strength to face danger, fear, or difficulty".
It saw widespread use in regards to Native American warriors and over time became a term that typically only refers to them, with hero taking its place. Yuusha means brave, but due to the above, it's typically translated as hero.

>> No.18955157

>>18955106
What's the difference?

>> No.18955164

>>18955097
It depends what you mean by "monster girl community." Anime adaptations and wider appeal? Yeah that dropped off a little but that was expected, the EMG anime caused a fad and that level of popularity for MGs was an anomaly.
You've got to look at the bright side though. More MGE art is being made than ever before, the brief popularity of the genre proven there was a niche worth catering to which has lead to more visual novels getting made/translated and a couple of new monster communities have popped up lately even if they are full of wiki goer types.

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>>18955149
Yes

>> No.18955167

>>18955143
Where do liches fit in this undead hierarchy?
Considering their role as necromancers?

>> No.18955171

>>18955121
?
Check KC's site. Siths have lots of writefagging

>> No.18955175

>>18955166
Hathor is for loving.

>> No.18955217

>>18955166
Praise titties!

>> No.18955225

>>18954699
Yes

>>18955048
yes

>> No.18955227

>>18955167
Liches are classed as nobles in the Undead hierarchy.

>> No.18955228

>>18955143
>undead loli softly moaning in pleasure and whispering "it's warm.. it's warm..!"

>>18955167
According to the latest translated info about undead kingdoms, Wights are the highest ranking nobility and Vampires and Liches are next in the hierarchy. It's not said how much Liches actually use their social status for administration or socializing, though. For all we know, they could be mostly shut-in mages like you'd expect and the other nobles just let them do their thing.

>> No.18955248

>>18955228
What about the dragons and pharaohs? Or are they special?

>> No.18955251

>>18955228
What about male necromancers?

>> No.18955254

>>18955164
Still feels stagnant in a way. 8gags /monster/ board has declined heavily, writefag content feels non-existent

>> No.18955256

>>18955251
Those are called Necroromancers.

>> No.18955267

>>18955254
>writefag content defines a community
If you want to read pick up a book, there's more to monster girls than that. Not saying more writers wouldn't be nice but communities for just about every other existing fetish manage to exist without basing their worth around how many people write stories.

>> No.18955276

>>18955267
Id like to be a writer, one that includes monster girl content. It just feels worrying to me.

>> No.18955277
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>>18955171
You claimed they are popular with both Japanese and Western fans, which is clearly false.

>> No.18955286

>>18955248
I don't remember the page saying anything about Pharaoh or Zombie Dragon. Pharaohs probably don't hang out in "normal" undead kingdoms and Zombie Dragons are just free-roaming in random places due to how they're created. I don't think either of them has any real connection to undead kingdoms, even though they're undead.

>> No.18955293

>>18955277
The wiki discord voted in favour of allowing furry porn.
>wiki
Isn't a valid argument there either because that's one of the biggest parts of the english community.

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>>18955248
Zombo Dragons can create a horde of Undead with their breath and Pharaohs probably rarely associate with Undead Kingdoms unless the MGE Desert regions have their own special variations.
That gives me a thought, desert Undead Kingdoms probably have an icy look to go along with the not-Egyptian architecture.

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>>18955293
>discord

>> No.18955315

What other monster girl sites or communities do you post on?

>> No.18955319

>>18955315
Fucking nowhere.

>> No.18955321

>>18953726
This, it’s surprisingly no longer ‘that 2hu board’ only

>> No.18955325 [DELETED] 

>>18955293
Kill yourself Discornigger.

>> No.18955326

>>18953726
More monster girl fans for us

>> No.18955331

>>18955326
Fuck off, we're full.

>> No.18955333 [SPOILER] 
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18955333

>>18955315
I used to write shitty fanfiction on MGU before it got hit with the C&D

>> No.18955334

>>18955319
Not even /monster/

>> No.18955335

>>18955307
Like it or not, shit communities still count towards the overall english community. I don't like the wiki or tft either but they still count towards the overall western fan base when it comes to gauging reactions.
>>18955325
Actually I only knew that by reading the wiki's rules after getting that page in a random roll.

>> No.18955343

>>18955333
This says more about you than your months of spamming ever could.

>> No.18955345
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18955345

Good thing already praised those Metal Gods today, otherwise you might have an electrical storm show up in your neighborhood. You did praise them...right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjRhVWluiXg

>> No.18955348
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18955348

>>18955334
No, because I don't have time to sperg out about the Jewish Feminist Transgeder Conspiracy.

>> No.18955354

>>18955326
We've been getting the trash if all the mindless spam is anything to go by.

>> No.18955358

>>18955333
You think highly of yourself, spammer.

>> No.18955383

>>18955334
Man, fuck /monster/.

>> No.18955386
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18955386

What is this supposed to be?

>> No.18955395

>>18955348
They don't do that. At all.

>> No.18955398

>>18955386
A horny lizard fish.

>> No.18955401

>>18955386
If only there were words on the picture, maybe even an acronym you could Google.

>> No.18955403

>>18955398
Stop samefagging.

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>>18953726

>> No.18955406

>>18955251
I have a feeling a male necromancer in MGE is probably going to just be living in his secluded tower or castle surrounded by his harem.

>> No.18955407

>>18955403
What. Anon please, I just got here.

>> No.18955411

>>18955407
This is an anonymous imageboard. You can accuse anyone of being anything.

>> No.18955417

/jp/ is basically a second containment board for people who think they're too cool for /a/.

>> No.18955424

>>18955407
>>18955411
I just find it suspicious that even after all this time there's always that one guy who "legitimately" replies to that shitposting nigger.

>> No.18955426

>>18955405
That image misses the point, the problem is the 2hu threads. There were 3 separate yukari threads earlier.

>> No.18955430

>>18955405
There were 7 different Yukari image dump threads up last night. 2 have died since then, leaving 5 still up.
These are the seeds Touhou posters planted when they became the dominant demographic on /jp/. You reap what you sow, and we're all worse off for it.

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>>18955417

>> No.18955449

>>18954566
What happens if a undead dies a second time?
Do they become double undead?

>> No.18955456

>Gonna go mow shirtless
I wonder how many cakes and lolis would be looking

>> No.18955457

>>18955449
Pretty sure undead can't die.

>> No.18955461

>>18955297
I wouldn't be surprised with there are a lot of undead in cold and snowy places. Just look at GoT and Warcraft.

>>18955345
Electric Weasel v Thunder Bird when?

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Geez things sure are shitty. Everything has been ruined by shitposters. We should all just kill ourselves. Wouldn’t that be nice?

>> No.18955464

>>18954954
Anon
Have you ever actually smelled a skunks stink spray?

>> No.18955468

>>18955461
>Just look at GoT and Warcraft.
Are you the biggest normie-tier pleb in these threads.

>> No.18955473

>>18955463
You first, spammer.

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>>18955463
Worst threadcanon.

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>>18955430
I bet Yukari was behind these.

>> No.18955479

>>18955006
Are otherkin still a thing?

>> No.18955485

>>18955468
Those are the easiest to reference for people, but I guess you are brain dead to see that.

>> No.18955490

>>18955456
>CC Wight sitting on her front porch, drinking iced tea as she eyes you cutting the lawn
>every time you glance towards her, she adjusts her sundress to show as much cleavage as possible, shooting you a wink
Her lawn will probably need cutting as well, but be wary if she asks you to help her paint one of her bedrooms.

>> No.18955495

>>18955485
But you need to braindead to even like those things.

>> No.18955516

Who's milk would you rather drink: Cheshire, Manticore or Ushi Oni?

>> No.18955521
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Two delicious scoops

>> No.18955527

>>18955495
>tfw you will never enjoy a night of WoW with your Dragon Zombie Wife.
>>18955516
Cheshire because I'd probably taste werid but nice.

>> No.18955530

>>18955516
Yes.

>>18955490
Oh I would, although she'd have a strong rivalry coming from the familiar next door and the big, strongfat oni that lives behind me.

>> No.18955531

>>18955516
Familiar

>> No.18955535

Friendly reminder to never fuck a loli MG in her pussy. Loli MGs are for anal and oral only!

>> No.18955536

>>18955516
Ushis for sure. They are demon cows so it probably tastes extra good.

>> No.18955538

>>18955516
Nightgaunt's.

>> No.18955539

>>18955521
Has she considered licking it off her chest?

>> No.18955543

>>18955535
Incorrect, pregnant lolis are magical.

>> No.18955547

>>18955490
>finish painting the bedroom
>ask the Wight why she had you paint it bright pink
>she slams the door and says "It's going to be our daughter's bedroom."
[X] Good end

>> No.18955548

>tfw no chubby Cheshire to sit on your face with her fat ass and thicc thighs all while she looks down at you with that smug grin on her face

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>>18955521
Which MG would fit best for that colbert meme? Crow Tengu seem nerdy enough for it but I don't know.

>> No.18955558

>>18955535
But anon, the cunny!

>> No.18955562

>>18955548
I feel that feel every day.
Along with not having a big buff jinko to make me into her personal daiki

>> No.18955565

>>18955547
>When the daughteru catches me fucking my wife on her bedroom, using her school uniform
And that's when my cute daughteru decided she'd move out once she got herself a hsuband.

>> No.18955570

>>18955495
Nice comeback, oh wait, I never said I liked them. Stop shitting up threads with made up faggotry.

>> No.18955571

>>18955565
>Wight in school uniform
I didn't know I needed this

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>>18955516
Ushi's. They're at least part cow.

>> No.18955574

>>18955565
>>When the daughteru catches me fucking my wife on her bedroom, using her school uniform
You'd be a worse parent than an actual daughteru dicker.

>> No.18955580

>>18955490
Does she have a pool to clean? Either way, I'm asking to share a glass of iced tea afterwards.

>> No.18955591

>>18955490
Why would a Wight be in a sunny area.

>> No.18955593

>>18955574
Don't say that, we'd be just having a little fun and my wife's uniform would be torn to shreds.

>> No.18955599

>>18955551
>Colbert meme
Explain further.

>> No.18955603

>>18955580
>CC Wight "accidentally" pushes you into her pool as you clean it
>she giggles to herself as you climb out soaked
>"Make sure you change out of those wet clothes~"
>you can see her biting her lip as she says that , staring you down
This Wight needs a good dicking.

>> No.18955613

>>18955593
Anon, think of it from your daughteru's point of view. How is she supposed to feel when she finds her parents defiling her room and her bed and her clothes with their heinous sex acts? How betrayed she must feel knowing that her privacy and trust have been irrevocably violated? How awkward it would be for her, knowing that since her mother is dressed up so similarly to her in this twisted fantasy that you must have some secret sexual feelings for her as well?

Talk about 200% fucked anon.

>> No.18955627

>>18955613
This is why you should just bite the bullet and dick the daughteru, it makes things so much less awkward.

>> No.18955630

>>18955613
She's a monster anon. She won't be that shocked, she'd just find it very weird, demanding that we buy her a new and huge bed and she'd also start locking her room up.
And it's more because of the uniform. While daughteru does have some of her mother she'd look more like me actually.

>> No.18955633

>>18955630
>While daughteru does have some of her mother she'd look more like me actually.
All degeneracy aside, which parent would everyone else want their daughterus to take after?

>> No.18955640

>>18955633
It's not degenerate anon. Well, just a little bit because we'd be doing it right there but it would be her mother's fault for being too sexy.

>> No.18955657

>>18955633
>which parent would everyone else want their daughterus to take after?
Physically, my daughteru would look almost exactly like my waifu except for a few small, barely noticeable traits. Behavior-wise though she'd be a lot more like me, but not extremely so. She's still her own little person after all!

>> No.18955691

>>18955548
Sadness envelopes me.
I’d rather be enveloped by Cheshire butt and thighs.

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Would a gyaru holst be the ultimate tittymonster?

>> No.18955694

>>18955627
End yourself.

>> No.18955697

>>18955693
She'd certainly be a terrifying tease.

>> No.18955702

>>18955693

She'd have that motherly yet girly/fashionable contrast. Basically Galko.

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She sees your ___.

>> No.18955712

>>18955704
Heart.

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>>18955704
puff

>> No.18955716

>>18955713
My rape train can't be this fluffy!

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>>18955713
>>18955716
They're multiplying!

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>Are you the Anon who posted "all Pharaohs are better off graped" in a certain imageboard?

>> No.18955745

Would you spend the rest of your life in a simulation with your waifu?

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>>18955731
Yes

>> No.18955763

>>18955731
>Desert kingdom but all the MGs are leggy 7ft or more gorgeous goddesses

>> No.18955766

>>18955745
Clarify.

>> No.18955767

I want to make my Anubis waifu watch Gods of Egypt!

>> No.18955781
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Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.

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Watch out for tail rapists

>> No.18955800
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Remember that nee-san is ALWAYS watching you!

>> No.18955803

>>18955767
Must be hard to watch stuff with an Anubis when all she does is point out all of the historical inaccuracies.

>> No.18955810

>>18955781
>not remembering the rest of the lyrics to that song

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>>18955800

>> No.18955819

>>18955803
But Anubutts wouldn't really know earth history as well as their own depending on their autism.

>> No.18955820

>>18955810
SWEET LEMONADE

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>>18955800
I wish she was, a dark mage like Magisa would sure make life a lot more enjoyable.

>> No.18955823

>>18955800
Well yeah, how else can she learn her otouto's fetishes?

>> No.18955832

>>18955745
You can see and feel her in a sort of 2.5D world simulated through a vr interface connected to your nervous system , but there is no off or on button for this , you are either permanently plugged in or not. Also have to contend with the fact that as realistic as the AI seems she is ultimately a simulation and not really a person( think chobits)

>> No.18955840

>>18955832
Meant for
>>18955766

>> No.18955841

>>18955763
There's probably one like that.

>> No.18955844

>>18955821
Unf

>> No.18955845
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Stay out of the water.

>> No.18955854

>>18955845
Don't use Crits art to shitpost.

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>>18955845

>> No.18955865

>>18955854
Who's art should he use?

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>>18955763
There are probably lots of Pharaohs like that.

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More likely than not this is how it'd turn out if that big shy MG in class had a crush on you.

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>>18955869
This is how tall assertive girls should be done. That, and I never thought I'd see a page from Sakaki rapes Yoshida posted here, even with all the tall girl discussions.

>> No.18955890

>>18955565
>daughteru catches you fucking your lolification potion'd wife who currently looks like they could be sisters

>> No.18955895

>>18955880
That shit's amazing, it's essentially an ideal MG story with Azumanga Daioh characters.

The characterization of a tall, shy girl who does what she does because it seems like she literally can't control her sex drive is underused.

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Daim siht tsurt t'nod

>> No.18955898

>>18955704
Depression

>> No.18955909

>>18955603
She's going down the right path to get it, I'll tell you that. All she's got left to do is slip into the bathroom to leave me a change if clothes.

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>>18955895
>The characterization of a tall, shy girl who does what she does because it seems like she literally can't control her sex drive is underused.
Now apply that bodytype and sexual aggression to almost any species and yo have a sex goddess as result.

>> No.18955929

>>18955896
Maids are fine, it's mindflayers you can't trust.

>> No.18955943

>>18955920
Jesus christ they're as big as he is.

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>>18955929
Mindflayers are good girls.

>> No.18955960

>>18955920
Can an Alice be tall?

>> No.18955972

>>18955960
Go ask her when she's 10 feet tall.

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>> No.18955985

>>18955960
Tall, busty, precocious puberty alice who's still a virgin every time despite subconsciously knowing how to ride a dick like no one's business and looooves her onii-chan when?

>> No.18955986

>>18955920
I want to go to BEEG town where the girls are big and 'big'

>> No.18956006

>>18955986
Tall girls with bog boobies! Tall girls with big asses! Tall girls with big muscles! Tall girls with some combination of the above!

The question is, do you become big too? Would you become horselike to better handle all that meat?

>> No.18956008

>>18956006
The men there are probably big in only one particular way.

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Pick a monohorn.

>> No.18956012

>>18956008
Yes. In their hearts. 'Cause with big girls there's always more to love.

>> No.18956016

>>18956006
Only in one way, the rest you say the same

>> No.18956027

>>18956011
Tio.
>>18956012
Dammit Anon you're such a romantic.

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>>18956006
>horselike

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>>18955869

>Tall
>STRONG
>But still looks slender and graceful
>Gentle personality

This is an underused type.

>> No.18956055

>>18955097
We've had less OC for over a year now but we still get some every few threads.
Drawfags are still producing some nice things and a simple check of the content aggregator in the OP will tell you that we've had several stories in the last month. It's not as much as the old days but it's still a decent amount.

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>>18955866
Of course. Most all of the pharaohs used to be men in their previous lives, and men are naturally taller, so it only makes sense that pharaohs would be very tall.

Personally, I like my girls to be 30ft and purple.
That way she can coil our bodies together, not leaving an inch of skin exposed.

Pharaohs a shit

>> No.18956062

>>18955960
There's no rule saying there can't be tall Alices.

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>>18956060
>Most all of the pharaohs used to be men in their previous lives

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>>18954547
>>18954566
MGE2 info scans were posted here 2 months or so ago
https://imgur.com/a/n3Qnc

>> No.18956090

Yep.
Would be nice to run into a big kunoichi with an equally big rear.

>> No.18956092

>>18956042
All delinquent monsters love kittys.
>>18956060
There's gotta be at least a few Pharaohs who pretended to be men when they were alive.

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Guess the pun.

>> No.18956097

>>18956085
So you can forget about seeing the sun again if you live in an undead kingdom?

>> No.18956102

>>18956069
http://mgewiki.com/w/Q%26A_with_Kenkou_Cross#cite_note-61

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>>18956092
Why would they need to pretend? It's already been made clear that the world of MGE doesn't rigidly conform to real-life gender roles.

>> No.18956108

>>18956095
the mermaid
wetress

>> No.18956113

>>18956106
I dunno I think it makes a cool backstory, especially if it was somehow tragic.

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>>18956108
Close

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>> No.18956141

>>18956106
Probably back when the previous DL was in charge.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o_vCHOfb1I

>> No.18956149
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How would your waifu react to you playing MGQ?

>> No.18956166

>>18956149
>How would your waifu react to [X]
It got old before and it's still old now.

>> No.18956167

>>18956090
>anon’s kunoichi is graceful, proud, and stealthy, the fitting image of a shadow assassin
>...except for her ass
>Kakuens pout at the sight of her, Trolls mistake her from behind for a relative, and the Arachne tailor always breaks into a sweat when she walks in wanting something hemmed appropriately
>unfortunately, being as perceptive as a perfect ninja can be, she picks up on all of this
>ESPECIALLY on how her husband’s eyes dart unconsciously to stare at her hips or derrière when she presents her daily reports to him
>she sighs as she’s looking at it in the mirror, lifting a heavy cheek with one hand and letting it drop back to a firm yet full resting position
>”maybe it’s not all bad...” she thinks to herself as she hikes her panties up a bit tighter and prepares to ambush husband for some ‘sparring’

>> No.18956175

>>18955704
collection of gun magazines

>> No.18956178

>>18955869
She sucked out his dick through his mouth?

>> No.18956180

>>18956011
Tio, can't say no to such a chocolate brown cutie

>> No.18956181

>>18956124
I want to do one of these but with a lich, but I'm too lazy.

>> No.18956183

>>18956097
Pretty much, though I'm sure you could convince any undead to go on a vacation to a green demon realm where the sun will be shining high and bright.

>> No.18956187

>>18956167
>....Goshujin-sama....
>Are you stuck in the window again?
>....yes.

>> No.18956192

>>18956122
Mermeido, duh

>> No.18956193

>>18956149
>Why would these Vampires turn him into dried fish? Keeping him as a bloodbag is less hassle.

>> No.18956207

>>18954843
I'm actually 95% certain there is a chat bot that lurks threads on /jp/ and makes posts in the style of active posters. I'm sure I've been a target.

>> No.18956210

>>18956187
>”Honey, appear! I got you something!
>-Poof-
>”What is it, Anon-dono?”
>”It’s a modern day spy suit! High tech and flexible! It’ll let you do your job even easier and reduce the chance of your outfit getting caught on something!”
>”Truly this gift is too gracious for one such as me! I shall put it on immidiately!”
>later anon walks in her room to find her desperately struggling to pull the skintight suit up over her fat ass as she curses and grunts

>> No.18956213

>>18956207
You’re the synth!

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>>18956192
Congratulations, your prize is rape

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>>18956181
I have yeti flavored

>> No.18956222

>>18956213
You should be asking that question for everyone you meet.
>could this person be a synth?

>> No.18956229
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Would you drink from your waifu?

>> No.18956231

>>18956207
Huh, really? It doesn't look like anything to me.

>> No.18956237

>>18956210
Just as planned.

>> No.18956242

>>18956229
Slimes won't mind if the person is her husband. Infinite jelly is one of the perks after all.

The worst that could happen is eating a Bubble Slime's waste containing jelly. It gives you bad stomachache and diarrhea for a week.

>> No.18956246

>>18956229
I'd practically be made to. One of the great things about holsts.

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>>18956237
she heard that

>> No.18956256

>>18956222
>gen-2 synth-chan getting bullied by Super Mutant-chan

>> No.18956265

>>18956229
Drinking fresh Night Gaunt goo causes peculiar reactions which are very likely to result with a complete loss of sanity and a burning urge to get stuck to an eldritch being's ass.

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>I severed the genitals of your countrymen, please have sex with me

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>Still no MGE Lion

I just want a cat lady with a mane, no crazy nonsense.

>> No.18956273

>>18956250
God damn
I want my bootynoichi to sit like that all the time

>> No.18956288

>>18956250
Oooo what's she gonna do? Sit on me?

>> No.18956291

>>18956268
Please spare yggdrasil from these sorts of posts. Besides, she's much cuter when she's human sized.

>> No.18956295

>>18955974
Where do Yetis get their scarves from? Do they always have to wear one?

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>> No.18956300

>>18956288
>”Secret technique! Heaven-hold jutsu!”
And then Anon’s face was a chair.

>> No.18956301
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18956301

>>18956265

>> No.18956302

>>18956167
Perfect, especially on a big, tall girl like her

>> No.18956306

>>18956296
You still spam after getting called out for it so often.

>> No.18956312

>>18956272
Would you go for one of the smaller, maneless girly lion?
The big and highly proud lions with large fluffy manes sound scary.

>> No.18956315

>>18956302
Would you comfort her head in your lap after she gets legitimately stuck because her ass is to Thicc for a narrow doorway?

>> No.18956318

>>18956300
The plan is going better than expected.
>>18956312
Gimmie one with a big mane who wants me to feed her.

>> No.18956324
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>>18956312
I only accept Tera lions and fluffy maned cat ladies.

>> No.18956327

>>18956315
You know it.
May also give her rear a pat.

But yes, head patting and hair stroking would be mandatory

>> No.18956334
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>>18956306
What?

>> No.18956339

>>18956301
Cute chaos succubi deserve to be pounded from behind to their heart's content.

>>18956318
>Gimmie one with a big mane who wants me to feed her.
Watch out, she's going to make a thundering roar if you bring her a well done steak instead of the bloody rare she wanted.

>> No.18956340

>>18956301
>Be on a packed train
>Realize you're right in front of a very tall and very beautiful Nightgaunt
>She doesn't even seem to notice you, let alone look at you
>You guess a girl as beautiful as her could probably have any man she wants, why should she bother with a guy like you?
>Meanwhile Nightgaunt-chan is trying not to have a panic attack because all she did was go outside the house for one day to buy the newest Otome game when she found herself way too close to a really hot guy

>> No.18956343

>>18956334
See >>18955411

>> No.18956346

>>18956339
She's getting medium rare.

>> No.18956356

>>18956218
What do i get if i lose?
Can't i just choose not to play? the only winning move is to not play as they say.

>> No.18956358

>>18956340
>Now or never, gotta try something!!!
>”Uh, h-hey. So, I really like your wings. T-they get in the way often in places like this?”
>she turns and stares at you with that cold, beautiful and unreadable face
>you feel terrified, like you were a slave stepping out of line, and that she’ll-
>”AaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!”
>”...what”
>she suddenly opens her backpack, lifts it over her head, and covers her face with it, zipping it around her neck as she hides from the world
>”o-oh... okay?”

>> No.18956361

>>18955890
Thank god I'm not into lolis or that would be weird.

>> No.18956366
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18956366

Daily reminder who best girl is.

>> No.18956372
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>> No.18956375

>>18956366
>>>/c/

>> No.18956380

>>18956358
>The new otome game ("Dominant Human Boys 9), a few manga (My small dominant sempai vol3, Kabedon Collection vol 84, I'm a huge monster but a short human boy makes me feel cute vol 5) a magazine (Handholding issue 25: interlocking fingers special) and a number of drawings of short men dominating a tall nightgaunt fall out of her backpack

>> No.18956387

>>18956366
Horses should stop trying to steal snakes' property

>> No.18956388
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18956388

>>18956380
>Kabedon Collection
Read this as Kantai Collection for a second. Now I'm imagining MGs playing a game with warships personified as cute boys.

>> No.18956389

>>18956340
>packed trains are a well known spot to find husbands

>> No.18956402

>>18956361
It would be somewhat of an awkward moment regardless of whether you're into lolis or not, anon.

>> No.18956406
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>>18956387
>portals open
>lamias discover Monster Musume
>Miia gets laughed at for letting other girls get their hands on her man
>"Miia" becomes a synonym for "cuck"
>Crabman kills himself out of shame
Perfect.

>> No.18956408

>>18956388
Remember if you cosplay as a cute boatboy you will attract all the creepy Mojyo monsters. And no one wants that right?
>>18956389
Well she found one..if he can ever convince her to get that bag off her head.

>> No.18956422

>>18956272
Nemean lion would be perfect.

>> No.18956425

>>18955890
>have a cheshire wife
>she decides to grab a random potion out of the cupboard and chugs it
>it's a lolifcation potion
>lolis aren't really your thing but she's your wife so you go along with it anyway
>she gets a little too into it and starts screaming "FUCK ME HARDER DADDY"
>it's at that moment your daughteru walks in and has a horrible misunderstanding
There's no amount of therapy that can fix that.

>> No.18956434

>>18956380
And then Anon became a stuttering chikan molester and gained a waifu.

>> No.18956450
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>> No.18956458

>>18956434
>Manticore security cop appears out of nowhere
>"Ah HA! A molester! You have to take responsibility buddy!"
>"But I didn't touch her!"
>Manticore 'humphs' grabs his hand and shoves it into one of the Nightgaunt's massive mammeries
>You can hear a small yelp from the bag
>"There, you touched her. Now lets get to the church. You Hathor, Fallen God or Eros?"

>> No.18956462

>>18956425
>cheshire
She totally knew the daughter came home and did that on purpose, didn't she.

>> No.18956474
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>>18956458
How about a traditional Chaos faith wedding?

>> No.18956476
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18956476

>Wanting a tall, muscular bully

>Not wanting a short, THICK bully
>Or eight of them

>> No.18956478

>>18956474
I hear Yarnham is lovely this time of year.

>Nightgaunt still has the bag on her head during the wedding

>> No.18956481

>>18956425
little does he know that was actually his daughter

>> No.18956491

>>18956481
Wait what?

>> No.18956495

>>18956462
Wonderland girls are scary like that.
>>18956481
That would be even harder to explain, unless the wife set it up.

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>>18956474
Sounds good to me.

>> No.18956507
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>>18956229
yes, straight from the tap

>> No.18956509

>>18956481
>>18956495
>the "wife" was actually the daughter on a potion that turned her adult, pretending to be the wife, and the potion she took was just a dispel that returned her body to normal
>the "daughter" that walked in on them was the wife under the effects of a lolification potion pretending to be the daughter
"It was just a prank honey"

>> No.18956521
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18956521

Silly elves can't eat yoghurt properly.

>> No.18956527

>>18956521
kefir has better probiotics.

>> No.18956532
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18956532

>>18956521

>> No.18956535

>>18956478
>The only noises you hear out of her that day louder than a whisper are her moans during the consummation and her 'I do' at the altar.

>> No.18956536

>>18956521
Tired meme.

>> No.18956592

Can Cursed Swords come in a flavor other than a bladed weapon, such as a bow?

>> No.18956596

>>18955430
Yukari is still /jp/ related, unlike this sfw /d/ thread full of western artists' drawings and green text/spoiler abuse.

>> No.18956604

>>18956596
>being this mad
Why are you in this thread if you're going to pull the butthurt native routine anyway? That reply was too far back to appear if you were casually browsing the board.
Take some spoiler abuse for your travels.

>> No.18956627
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>>18956596
Cry some more.

>> No.18956628

>>18956596
You aren't wrong about the shitty western art that's spammed here.

>> No.18956642

>>18956592
That would be a cursed bow anon.

>> No.18956655
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18956655

>>18956596
If you want me to post Miss Fluffy Tails just ask.

>> No.18956656

>>18956628
He's probably the one posting it, why do you think he's in this thread if he hates it so much?

>> No.18956659

>>18956592
Well Tsukumogami type monsters can be made out of just about anything.

I wonder what a monster that was made out of a cared for and loved car would be like.

>> No.18956664
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>> No.18956677

>>18956592
>>18956642
>cursed sword is a little short, to the point where many confuse her for a knife
>she's incredibly insecure and sensitive about being a "real sword"

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18956682

>>18956655
Ran is pretty cool and all, but can she launch planes?

>> No.18956693

>>18956596
You're completely correct. /jp/ has declined. I'd say the VY thread is worse overall though since they make 5 or 6 new threads whenever their old thread hits page 9.

>> No.18956698
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18956698

>>18956682

>> No.18956706

>>18956698
>Heavy bomber
Hehehehehehe

>> No.18956709

>>18956682
Ikaruga was great.

>> No.18956746

>>18956655
Go for it, dude, as long as it isn't western shit.

>> No.18956750

>>18955430
>when they became the dominant demographic on /jp/.
they were always the dominant demographic on /jp/,since like day one, they were the biggest driving force behind /jp/'s creation.

>> No.18956757
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>>18956698
I remember these, this one in particular stuck out to me.

>> No.18956758
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18956758

>MGs only accept unconditional surrenders

Truly they are monsters.

>> No.18956787

What do you think of masochistic shotacon monsters?
>Kikimora taking care of a baby human boy
>Purposely makes a dish that she know he doesn't like
>He says "No!" and swats it onto the floor, making a huge mess
>Kiki-chan is brought to her knees by a violent orgasm

>> No.18956797

>>18956787
They'd be weirdos. Would rape.

>> No.18956798

>>18956787
That's kinda freaky.

>> No.18956802
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18956802

>You'll never be anti-bullied by a creepy, lovestruck monoeye
>She pesters you until you snap and then revels in the abuse
>Instead of groping or molesting you she just tries to get you to do things like pull her hair, flip her skirt, and spank her

>> No.18956804

>>18956787
>baby
What the fuck dude.

>> No.18956806

>>18954532
The ending felt flat, as I don't think a possessive creature like a griffon should relinquish prey so easily.
I liked the scratching.

>> No.18956814
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Smug snug bugs

>> No.18956818
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>>18956706
Darn right.

>> No.18956819

>>18956802
Too bad. She's getting raped with a large dildo.

>> No.18956841

>>18956814
You didn't even post the intended image.

>> No.18956843
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18956843

>>18956814
Yetis are too cute and pure

>> No.18956874

>>18956819
Don't do that, she'll heart pupil. And because she can only do it half as many times, her heart is twice as big.

>> No.18956917

>>18956818
Too much pizza.

>> No.18956925

>>18956874
This is what she gets for being annoying.

>> No.18956927

>>18956917
Not enough pizza I say!

>> No.18956935

I want to start a business that pairs young Kikimoras and Shoggoths with young boys so that they can grow together rather than find each other later in life.
It's like a day care, so parents drop their kids off and then come back hours later. In the meantime, the kids all interact and play together while employees take note of any boys paying extra attention to a specific Kikimora/Shoggoth or vice versa, and when the parents come to pick their children up, they're informed of a possible match and asked if they want the contact info of the other family.

>> No.18956941

>>18956917
*fried tofu

>> No.18956992

>>18956941
*fried tofu pizza

>> No.18956998
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>>18956992

>> No.18957004
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>> No.18957007

>>18954526
>Snuff
Fuck right off Bollocks

>> No.18957012

>>18956814
>>18956843
>>18957004
You can stop now.

>> No.18957013

>>18957004
Optimal hugging position for a snowy winter night

>> No.18957070

>>18956334
anyone that post an image is bound to have some anon sperg and accuse them of being an image spammer.

>> No.18957073 [SPOILER] 
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>>18957070

>> No.18957081

>>18957070
Threads go so fast now, image cap is no longer an issue

>> No.18957083

>>18955315
I scroll the /d/ thread once a week to look for new hellhound pictures if that counts

>> No.18957086

>>18957073
Rawr

>> No.18957114

>>18957012
somebody needs a hug

>> No.18957185

I just fapped to a trap manga I dont think I can be in these threads anymore
Goodbye

>> No.18957198

>>18957185
Anon I can assure you people here have fapped to much worse than that, including me.
These threads are 50% vanillafag and 50% degenerates that have different fetishes but hate the others so decide to keep quiet about things.

>> No.18957215
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18957215

I'm the image spammer, truly I am.










I'm not.

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>>18957198
I choose exile

>> No.18957251
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>>18957114
Yeti

>> No.18957260
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18957260

>>18953033
>Monstergirl Medicalcare
just because you're dead doesn't mean you can't be fixed.

>> No.18957263

>>18957231
Could be worse, you could have fapped to those z-ton doujins. You know the ones.

>> No.18957266

>>18957231
You will not be missed

>> No.18957267

>>18957185
I fap to some really fucked up stuff sometimes. Traps are tame.

>> No.18957285

>>18957263
you know I have not checked up on z-ton for like 4 years, and looking the stuff he did since them I can only say

jesus motherfucking christ dude.

>> No.18957290

>>18957267
>tame
Any gender or sexuality related fetish shit is 100% degeneracy, beyond the point of no return. And discussion about how much of a fag you are still doesn't belong here.

>> No.18957310

>>18957290
>degeneracy
>>>/pol/
>>>/monster/

>> No.18957329

>>18957310
I really hate it when words get too associated with certain things I cant use them anymore.
I wonder if I used degenerate and problematic in the same sentence would they cancel each other out.

>> No.18957368
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18957368

Would you own a High orc?
Or have a high orc own you

>> No.18957373

>>18957368
Yes.
Either way she's ending up with huge breasts and meat

>> No.18957384

>>18957368
Own one, of course. No point in having a warband harem if you're not the one leading them!

I think it would be especially jarring if a squishy wizard ended up the leader of an orc warband because he can set them on fire from a distance, and ate the mushroom when these ladies ambushed him, thus firmly asserting his dominance

>> No.18957398 [SPOILER] 
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Terrifying demon from hell.

>> No.18957409
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>> No.18957433

>>18957398
This makes me feel so warm and happy inside.

>> No.18957465

>>18957329
Not that the using word degenerate is inherently /pol/ but sexuality fetish's are pretty tame and considering them degenerate is a /pol/ tier belief.

>> No.18957493

>>18957465
t. faggot

>> No.18957514

>>18957398
Who would win in a cookoff?
A demon or a troll?

>> No.18957520

>>18957514
All of us

>> No.18957527

>>18955845
I want to hold hands and cuddle with this shark

>> No.18957536

>>18957368
I want to be a high orcs slave boy!

>> No.18957543

>>18957493
probably

>> No.18957550

>>18957368
orc-chan what is best in life?

>> No.18957600
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>> No.18957605

>>18957514
What would they cook? Lets talk about delicious MG cooking!

>> No.18957608
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>> No.18957609
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18957609

Any MGs that fit criteria 3, AKA best criteria?

>> No.18957617

>>18957609
This joke is as old and busted as the Chief God's pussy.

>> No.18957629

>>18957409
>>18957600
>>18957608
Stop

>> No.18957636

>>18957608
>That right hip
That ain't right

>> No.18957666

>>18957609
alice and trumpart

>> No.18957675
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18957675

Beware of friendly crabs.

>> No.18957679
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>>18957617
>Joke
>Clearly a question
>Has a question mark and everything

Right then.

>>18957666
Good on ya m8, thanks.

>> No.18957680

>>18957675
More like cute crabs!

>> No.18957684

>>18957679
I'm talking about the "lol female armor" joke.

>> No.18957704

>>18957617
as busted as a shota wearing red in a stock yard

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>> No.18957713

>>18957708
Looking pretty genki there, isn't she supposed to be dignified?

>> No.18957722
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18957722

Fish butt.

>> No.18957742

>>18957713
Wights are always elegant and dignified. Even after getting a facial from her husband.

>> No.18957743

>>18957708
I want to see them get dolled up for the Undead masquerade.

>> No.18957746

>>18957742
Please, I bet one that gave her husband an hours long blowjob after pumping him full of manticore venom isn't dignified or elegant!

>> No.18957757
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>Dong Freeze came out
>Hasn't been Kakuen art in over 2 winters

This is an important day for Monkind. I wonder how they'd react to the Dong Kong games, I'm sure one would mod the original game to have a Kakuen absconding with a human man instead of Paulina.

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>>18957708
>I'm afraid I can't. I must tend to my ailing husband.

>> No.18957762
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>>18957708
https://twitter.com/mousougahara/status/818491389197492225
https://twitter.com/mousougahara/status/848504246391644161
https://twitter.com/mousougahara/status/873494200179761154
https://twitter.com/mousougahara/status/990260469448433664
https://twitter.com/mousougahara/status/990590401802223616

>> No.18957764

>>18957757
Oh shit, Tropical Freeze is out now? With the new Funky Mode™?

>> No.18957769
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>>18957398
POV shots where the girl is interacting directly with the viewer are so much my fetish.

>> No.18957795
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18957795

Tentacles.

>> No.18957804

Shirohebi visits a desert realm and gets graped?

>> No.18957811
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>>18957764
It was a valid way to bring up the MGE ass mankey. If you're not moderately interested in how MGs would treat vidya too then I don't know what to say my dude.

>> No.18957813
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18957813

>>18957804
IIRC, there's a story out there about a shirohebi cosplaying as an Apophis for her husband.

>> No.18957817

>>18957811
>"Oh god, there's hair in everything"

>> No.18957820

>>18957708
Lich-chan doesn't look very impressed.

>> No.18957825

>>18957795
That's the look of a girl who wishes she could hug her husband even more than she physically can

>> No.18957838
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18957838

>>18957825
>Scylla-chan, where are you putting that tentacle?

>> No.18957857

>>18957708
They need to find a date for Lich already. I'm sure Wight has no problems.

>> No.18957859
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18957859

>Let me sing you the song of my people

>> No.18957876

>>18957859
>'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves. Did gyre and gimble in the wabe...

>> No.18957877
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18957877

>>18957859
Husbands of jubjubs are trained to play percussion for their tribal song.

>> No.18957880
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18957880

Krakens are kute

>> No.18957888

>>18957760
She looks more agitated than worried.

>> No.18957895

>>18957888
It's the hood covering her face what does it.

>> No.18957896

>>18957859
I want to torture Jubjub-chan by only fucking her in the ass!

>> No.18957897
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18957897

>> No.18957902

>>18957897
You've improved steadily these past few years.

>> No.18957907

>>18957398
I keep trying but I can't feel her touch.

I'm so cold and alone

>> No.18957943

>>18957902
Just a few more years and I'll be decent

>> No.18957946
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18957946

Sneks in kimonos are cool.

>> No.18957947

>>18957897
>it's a baseball episode

>> No.18957951

>>18957946
I'd priase that snake

>> No.18957953

>>18957897
Hey, there actually is new Kakuen art now. Crazy. Nice butt.

>> No.18957959

>>18957946
You could have at least posted the non-meme version

>> No.18957962

>>18957897
Give me the chunky monkey!

>> No.18957964

>>18957946
All snakes are cool. They're cold blooded

Which is why they need to wrap around a man to keep warm

>> No.18957970
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18957970

>Ah... Thanks for the flowers. You'll get lots of rewards tonight.

>> No.18957994
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18957994

Release in the Kraken!

>> No.18958017
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18958017

>TFW no lamia momster

>> No.18958028
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18958028

>>18958017
Eh, this one is better

>> No.18958032 [SPOILER] 
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18958032

What if...Sabbath members who also praise the Metal Gods?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJIKJcIdlVw

>> No.18958036

>>18958032
Black Sabbath are cuties.

>> No.18958039

Who here likes there anubises GRAPED?

https://i.imgur.com/BZBFbJg.jpg

>> No.18958041
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18958041

>>18958032
Fuck off

>> No.18958049
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18958049

>>18958041
No.

>> No.18958058

>>18957813
>snake equivalent to blackface

...

>> No.18958063

>>18958028
apples and oranges bro

>> No.18958083

Cursed Scythe for maximum overchuuni.

>> No.18958089
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18958089

>>18958049
>overcuck
Get that shit out of here.

>> No.18958097

>>18957897
I bet she throws like a girl

>> No.18958099
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18958099

>>18958089
I've got all night.

>> No.18958123

>>18958099
is it cause you have no social life?

>> No.18958128
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18958128

Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane

>> No.18958131

>>18958039
It's nice to think about all that calculating intelligence devoted to lechery.

>> No.18958141

>>18958128
More like Takonee

>> No.18958149
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18958149

>>18958123
Because I have a lovely illness keeping me from going to sleep. I'd ask what your excuse is but your anonymous projecting already answers that.

Consider fucking off anytime.

>> No.18958150

>>18958039
>Green hair
That waifufags Anubis?

>> No.18958156

>>18958150
Profile anubis has green hair.
Use your eyeballs, anon.

>> No.18958157
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18958157

>>18958141
>Tako-nee
>Octopus-nee
That's one hell of a pun. The Sphinx of witty word games commends herself to you.

>> No.18958158
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18958158

>>18958141
Tako-Luka?

>> No.18958164

>>18958156
Doesn't really answer my question.

>> No.18958170

>>18958149
>what your excuse is
intense insomnia from tapering off benzos

>> No.18958173
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18958173

>We can rebuild her, we have the technology

>> No.18958177

>>18958164
I think the presence of slavrunes on the image should answer your question

>> No.18958179
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18958179

>>18958150
No, that is not my waifu.

>> No.18958195

>>18958179
Now every anubis will be your waifu. This is your fate.

>> No.18958208

>>18958179
>*audible awoo

>> No.18958211

>>18958157
Why so smol cat?

>> No.18958217
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18958217

>>18958179

>> No.18958222

>>18958217
I want an Apophis who effects the stereotypical behavior in public but melts in private.

>> No.18958227

>>18958208
Good idea. Changed.

>> No.18958233
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18958233

>>18958211
She's hoping to give you paws when you see how small she is.

>>18958222
I want an Apophis adopteru with my Pharoah wife.

>> No.18958238

>>18958179
>>18958195
>If I ever post mermaid waifu it's always attributed to a spammer or some non-sense by the two weirdos who thread police

I don't like this feel anubisdork, being attributed to anything and everything remotely related by anonymous strangers on a chinese basket weaving forum.

>> No.18958242

>>18958233
Gonna scritch her ears

>> No.18958257
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18958257

>>18958238
The easiest way to differentiate yourself from the spammers is to actually put some text in your post with the image!
Holy shit!

>> No.18958259
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18958259

>Halt evildoer!

>> No.18958266

>>18958170
Not him but thats rough anon, benzo withdrawal is a bitch

>> No.18958268

>>18958259
>Cease, homewrecker!

>> No.18958273

>>18958257
I did and they screamed bloody murder anyway. At least the "Touhou MGs aren't allowed" anons are dead though.

>> No.18958274
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18958274

Reminder, all pharaohs and their servants will succumb to the great power of the apophi

Your resistance only delays the inevitable

>> No.18958282

>>18958259
>lance
>shield
>distraction boobs
theres no way to win against that.

>> No.18958284

>>18958211
Shes a runt.
Speaking of which how small would a jinko runt be?

>> No.18958286

>>18958274
Not if the apophi get husbands first.

>> No.18958287

>>18958284
Loli sized, little muscle, little meat

>> No.18958293
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18958293

>>18957897
Stop! Monkeys are my weakness! I can't stop thinking about Monkey Butts!

>> No.18958295

>>18958293
That's a lemur

>> No.18958296
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18958296

>>18958284
>>18958287

big cats

>> No.18958301

>>18958238
Such is life on an anonymous imageboard.

You just gotta make your posts identifiable with something like noticeable text inclusion or a filename pattern or something.

>> No.18958302

>>18958296
No, these are small cats.

>> No.18958303

>>18958295
Yes it is, and she has your clothes!

>> No.18958305
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18958305

>>18958273
I wasn't aware we ever had such people.

>> No.18958307

>>18958268
I want to see my monster wife making the mermaids and horses go away.

>> No.18958315
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18958315

>>18958307
Me too

>> No.18958333
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18958333

>>18958293
>Take the fruit from my hand, and I shall submit to you.
>Fail to take it, and your training shall begin.

>> No.18958344

>>18958333
I want the cute kakuen that teaches sumo

>> No.18958349

>>18958333
I don't think rape is training.

>> No.18958356

>>18958349
It's not rape if you signed up for it.

>> No.18958362

>>18958333
>Pull out a banana
>'Ah! Is that a-'
>Throw it into the air.
>She leaps up into the air to grab it, leaving her fruit behind.
>Walk over and pick it up the fruit.
>'E-Eh?'
>Later that night the sounds of Monkey butt being pounded can be heard for miles, echoing through the jungle.

>> No.18958380

>>18958362
>banana
Racist

>> No.18958384

>>18958349
Then you have much to learn, grasshopper.

>> No.18958456
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18958456

I wonder if she'll rub my back if I ask nicely

>> No.18958460

>>18958456
she'll certainly rub something.

>> No.18958504
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18958504

Which position do you prefer?

>> No.18958512

>>18958504
Obviously number 3

>> No.18958514

>>18958504
1

>> No.18958518

>>18958504
>That picture
SHAMELESSLY TAKEN FROM Z-TON who is a better artist than whoever drew the horse. Yeah he might be fuckin' nuts but still

>> No.18958519
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18958519

Dragon butt.

>> No.18958527

>>18958519
The tail's too high up on the back

>> No.18958546
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18958546

>Feed me anon!

>> No.18958553

>>18958546
Sure, what do you want?

>> No.18958554

>>18958519
be careful when handling hot objects

>> No.18958555

Good night all, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember not to talk work with your quiet russian kiki, she does not like to discuss the 'dirty jobs'

>> No.18958559
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18958559

Would you trust a shark girl to give you head?

How hard would she fall for you if you told her you trusted her to give you a blowjob?

>> No.18958561

>>18958555
They are wet works, rather.

>> No.18958562
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18958562

Around an eel, the danger is real.

>> No.18958564

>>18958561
Yeah, she did learn plumbing just in case.

>> No.18958574

>>18958460
A shoulder rub?

>> No.18958575
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18958575

>>18958562
She is now my wife.

>> No.18958577

>>18958559
>Would you trust a shark girl to give you head?
Wouldn't the monobana make her teeth fill good anyway? She can't screw up if we're talking MGE. Otherwise, I'd try kissing and putting fingers in her mouth first, so I know how much control she has. If it's enough and she really wants to... I guess. Not bucking my hips could be a challenge though.

>How hard would she fall for you if you told her you trusted her to give you a blowjob?
Her love would become deeper than the Marianas Trench.

>> No.18958580

>>18958574
she'll rub you the wrong way

>> No.18958585

>>18958575
Not if I marry her first!

>> No.18958597

>>18958546
I have a desire to find a pack of Ghouls behind a iron gate in a sewer dungeon, and sticking my dick through the gate so they can desperately slobber over it.

>> No.18958598
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18958598

>>18958577
Honestly, I always found the thing about their teeth doing no damage and actually feeling good to be dumb. I ignore it for personal canon. I find it way cuter/hotter to imagine her having amazing control despite having a blender for a mouth.

>> No.18958600

>>18958546
Pesky kohai!

>> No.18958601

>>18958598
I'm with you. I'm okay with the skin, but you can NERF a thing too far. I do something similar for the mantis.

>> No.18958604

>>18958527
I dunno, I think it's pretty low down on her. It appears to be higher because of how she's bent over. Any lower and it'd be in the way of her butthole!

>> No.18958608

>>18958546
Is dick good?

>> No.18958631

>>18958238
Don't worry, I stand by my Waifu regardless of what the anons say

In all seriousness if you put some text behind your image you can avoid the Autist. But when it comes to mermaids it seems like your bound to get some autism.
Mermaids can't be trusted though

>> No.18958637

>>18958574
I think anon was referring to a foot rub, r-right?

>> No.18958655
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18958655

What is having a houri mother like?
What is having a houri daughter like?

>> No.18958667

>>18958655
You're mother will do her best to raise you in to a good noble soul, and will also pull some strings with the cupids to make sure you end up with the right MG.

You're daughter will undoubtedly be some kinda pure soul who cries when she sees lost puppies and homeless people or something

Unless you're a motheru/daughteru dicker and then you can head-canon whatever degenerate shit you're into

>> No.18958670

>>18958667
Woops your* wasn't paying attention

>> No.18958671

>>18958597
That's a classic distraction tactic to delay you while the other ghouls circle around.

>> No.18958717

>>18958667
What if you had a cupid mother?

>> No.18958723

>>18958667
I want to tie up my Houri daughteru and then shoot my love off all up inside her!

>> No.18958730

>>18958723
I want to spritz a loli Demon with holy water!

>> No.18958745
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18958745

>>18958717
Cupid mom works hard!

>> No.18958759

I just want a Wisp to come take me away.

>> No.18958763

>>18958745
>Not even using the bow or waiting for stereotypically mushy situations
>Just shanking people with the arrow and ticking a box
Man, online dating must have really eaten away at her work if she's that depressed about it.

>> No.18958767

>>18958745
Someones about to get USHI'D

>> No.18958772

>>18958763
She's just working overtime after [spoilers]the portals open. Gotta match up lonely monsters with the sudden surplus of bachelors.[/spoilers]

>> No.18958818

>>18958745
>Alright next couples...
>Hellhound and a Firefighter.
>Eagle Harpy and a Skydiver.
>Leanan Sidhe and a struggling Artist, again.
>99 Mice and a Pest Control Worker? By Eros, I don't get paid enough for this...

>> No.18958835
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18958835

How do you cheer up a snek that has been stepped on?

>> No.18958842

>>18958835
Impregnation.

>> No.18958849

>>18958655
I wonder how would a Houri mother/daughter answer the question "Why is it taboo to love your family the way you'd love a romantic partner."

>>18958723
No need to tie her up. A genki loli Houri who wants nothing more than to spread and receive love would be delighted for her papa to release his feelings inside of her.

>> No.18958852

>>18958772
Boy...

>> No.18958876

>>18958655
Every day, the same joy as the day you were born.
Every day, the same joy as the day she was born.

>> No.18958892

>>18954893
>woodcutter meeting a minotaur
Does she offer to help?

>> No.18958903

>>18958835
If you step on a lamia's tail it is your civic duty to gently kiss it and place a cute bandage over it.

>> No.18958908

>>18958892
>CHOP
>CHOP
>'Wow! This is fun!'
>CHOP
>CHOP
>Mini, please sto-
>CHOP

>> No.18958929

>>18958908
I am now imagining that scene of Charles Bronson chopping wood in Magnificent Seven, but with a Minotaur.
Can she outperform an Ochimusha?

>> No.18958935

>>18958903
What if you violate the nap?

>> No.18958946
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18958946

>>18958908
Mini needs to get back to her day job before she gets fired

>> No.18958962

>>18958935
Then you take responsibility by becoming her dildo daki until she can fall back asleep.

>> No.18958982
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18958982

How could you make a smug cat this sad?

>> No.18958987

>>18958982
Cats don't get sad. She's just being manipulative.

>> No.18958997

>>18958982
You became the Buddha and didn't respond to any of her faggotcattery.

>> No.18958999

>>18958982
I deleted her meme collection. That's what she gets for saying cummies. Ironically or not, that shits not coo.

>> No.18959021

>>18958987
What would she gain from this? A pity dicking?

>> No.18959024

>>18959021
Attention. Cats love attention. Women love attention. Shitposters love attention. She's all three.

>> No.18959028

>>18958982
You take her smug trolling seriously and leave her to avoid having an unpleasant person in your life. When she follows, you calmly and plainly tell her exactly what you think of her. Then you leave.

>> No.18959079

>>18958999
She's going to get back at you by baiting you into some furious hate sex.
You won't be able to resist pounding her after she drinks a loli potion and tells you "Daddy daddy, I want your cummy cummies in my cunny cunny!"

>>18959028
That's too far, she will turn into a villain from the shock.

>> No.18959094

>>18959079
Wow, this made me physically ill. Well done

>> No.18959103

>>18958982
Give her a hug.

>> No.18959124

>>18959103
>Get bullied by a smug Cheshire at school all the time.
>Over time you start to see the signs that something's up.
>It soon becomes clear to you that her parents are never home and she bullies you because she's lonely.
>Hug her and tell her that she's not alone.
>You now have a sobbing smugcat holding on to you for dear life.
You'd better cheer her up by princess carrying her to your room and mating pressing her while taking her first kiss.

>> No.18959130

>>18959124
> This is all a ruse to get your guard down so she can give you a wedgie.

>> No.18959151

>>18959130
Someone using my empathy and attempt to help them to create an opening to fuck with me would infuriate me.

>> No.18959154

>>18959124
Emotionally repressed monster girls bullies are great.
I want a haughty undead who keeps treating me as her slave because she wants to get close to me but is too afraid of opening up.

>> No.18959200

I wanta Cupid who says things like "My hubby is a wuvwy widdle snugglebunny. I wuv him sooo much." In a comoletely deadpan kuudere voice.

>> No.18959211

>>18959200
Did she learn that from her shortstack Houri friend?

>> No.18959219
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18959219

>>18959200
I don't know how to describe the feeling that thought gave me.

>> No.18959227

>>18959211
I think she's just like that naturally.
>>18959219
Careful, she's a hugger.

>> No.18959275

>>18959227
>Anon is feeling down because of the rain
>His Cupid wife hugs him out the blue
>"You're the sunshine of my life Anon."
>She hugs him tighter, pressing his head firmly against her cleavage
>>"I wuv yu cho cho much."
>She then goes back to counting her arrows with an emotionless face

>> No.18959357
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18959357

Doodle of waifu wearing Renee's outfit from Tokyo Mew Mew

>> No.18959372
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18959372

How evil do you like your mg?

>> No.18959399

>>18959357
No clue what a Renee is but I'm thinking Monster Girls should love skimpy outfits.

>> No.18959403

>>18959372
Team Rocket.

>> No.18959415

>>18959372
"I've altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further" levels of evil.

>> No.18959418

>>18959372
Misunderstood evil monster girls are the best.
I want one who is seemingly out to enslave humanity but actually just wants humans to realize that they'd be happier if they just submitted to superior monster girls just like pet animals did to humans.

>> No.18959419

>>18959372
Chunni

>> No.18959458

>>18959419
Chuuni monster girls aren't evil, they're just silly.
There are some who actually have the power to backup their silly talk but I don't think they're evil.

>> No.18959490
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18959490

Cinco de Mayo!

>> No.18959505

>>18959490
I want a French Wight who is still salty over Cinco de Mayo's historical origins.

>> No.18959511

>>18959505
>C'est une travéstie!
>Whacha talkin' bout honeybun?
Historical lessons from ancient bitches sounds nice.

>> No.18959515

>>18959490
who let the hobo in

>> No.18959516

>>18959515
Your wall is full of holes, she can just walk right in and rape your kids.

>> No.18959541

>>18959516
last time i hire gremlins for wall repairs
end it with more holes that started

>> No.18959545

>>18959541
She was gonna patch those up but she's too busy building a water-wheel in your gutters that produces enough electricity to light the house.

>> No.18959569 [DELETED] 

what other fantasy monster should be adding to make more cute monstergirl?

>> No.18959576

>>18959569
Still waiting for Frost Giants.

>> No.18959588

>>18959576
I wish we had a full Viking Monster girl. We've had elements with Valks and other things but nothing that really screams Viking.

Would you be willing to risk it with a big Jörmungandr?

>> No.18959589

>>18959588
N-no. I'd keep a Draugir warm though.

>> No.18959633
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A monster girl's monstrous nature should reflect on her preferences.
Thus anyone should be able to detect what family of monster girl she is from the answers of the 5 following questions.
>What is her favorite food?
>What is her favorite hobby?
>What is her favorite location?
>What is her favorite outfit?
>What is her favorite method of transportation?
Bonus points if we can guess her exact species too.

>> No.18959638

>>18959633
1. Meat
2. Shining and organizing various items in her possession.
3. Home.
4. Whatever comes off easy.
5. Herself

This is probably pretty easy.

>> No.18959651

>>18959638
that one gold monhun

>> No.18959655

>>18959633
>What is her favorite food?
Rodent meat.
>What is her favorite hobby?
Thread spinning.
>What is her favorite location?
Remote underground caverns.
>What is her favorite outfit?
Traditional garments.
>What is her favorite method of transportation?
None.

>>18959638
2 is a dead giveaway. Enjoy your proud female lizard.

>> No.18959715

>>18959655
I would say Jinko but a tiger is not a valid option.

>> No.18959766

>>18959715
While I'd enjoy a Jinko who wears nothing but Chinese dresses, cooks rabbit meat on the daily and spins me comfy socks I am afraid that your guess is very far off.

>> No.18959774

>>18959766
Then I misunderstood thread spinning completely. Is it a Nacho?

>> No.18959794

>>18959774
Correct.
Perhaps web spinning is the correct term.

>> No.18959807

>>18959794
I just had this image of a big cat spinning a ball of yarn around.

>> No.18959853

>>18959633
1. Grey mushroom
2. Reading
3. At home
4. some type of cloak
5. levitation or teleportation

>> No.18959871

>>18959853
Liches are pretty obvious too.

>> No.18959877

>>18959871
I think most monster girls are pretty obvious. But liches are even more so.

>> No.18959913

>>18958039
>"Come on, the transition to my dark side"
Google translate seams to work fine with this.
GRAPED is damn good, I want to commission some more art of girls getting GRAPED. What girls are best when it come to that stuff.

>> No.18959921

>>18959913
I don't think we've ever seen Graped Spiders.

>> No.18959922

>>18959633
Well the first answer basically makes this guess completely free but > Cheese
>Criminal/reality tv shows
>Home. Alternatively, Suburban environments at night.
>Lacy lingerie
>She loves being chauffeured around.

>> No.18959924

>>18959490
¡Hola Chupa-chan!

>> No.18959938

>>18959807
>Big muscled chuff is a dignified hunter respected by all in her hometown
>Becomes a mere kitty cat who plays with a huge yarn ball at home
High blackmail potential.

>>18959853
>5. levitation or teleportation
Her STR stat must be ridiculously low for her to prefer wasting mana on transportation rather than walk. Do tease her when she asks you for help to open a jar.

>> No.18959947

>>18959921
What would a graped spider even look like?

>> No.18959953

>>18959947
Drippy, as in she drips liquids.

>> No.18959966

>>18959938
It's not that her STR is low (it is, but that's beside the point). The reasons is that her mana pool is enormous and her mana reg is so high that she can jsut wait for a short while and get all of that mana back.

As for the jar thing. Yes, Yes I will.

>> No.18959999

>>18959921
>>18959947
>>18959953
What kind of spiders are we talking before the graping?
The sadistic predator type? The gentle motherly type? The misunderstood shy type?
The post-graping spider will depend a lot on what she was like beforehand.

>> No.18960105
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Do you want to see something strange and mystical?

>> No.18960141

>>18960105
Approaching a centipede no matter how cute and flustered she looks is ALWAYS a rape sentence.
Stay away from gloomy bugs.

>> No.18960199

>>18959633
Rabbit Stew with rice.
Reading and writing.
Home.
Her kimono.
Flying.

>> No.18960217

>>18960199
Nerdbird?

>> No.18960220

>>18960217
Yes.

>> No.18960250

>>18960199
>>18960220
Very sophisticated bird.
Without the flying I would have imagined the well educated daughter of a noble Japanese family in the Edo period.

>> No.18960464

>>18959633
>liquor and tonic
>magic experiments
>a tower beyond the woods and through the swamp
>a wide-brimmed wizard hat, and nudity
>a jar strapped to her husbands belt.

>> No.18960478

>>18960105
Is it going to be her making her breasts bigger?
Because I'd like to see that.

>> No.18960487

>>18960464
Dark Slime.

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>>18960487
Whoa, nice job.

>> No.18960525

>>18960464
Lazy drunk Dark Mage who walks around her tower in the nude? I pity her husband, she must be a lot to deal with.

>>18960487
Slimes don't wear hats.

>> No.18960530

>>18960524
You're the only one to mention big wizard hats. There's also not many girls that can fit in a jar.

>> No.18960539

>>18960525
>Implying she has a husband.

Why do you thinks she drinks?
Would love to come across a chubby, cc dark mage with some massive magic mammaries

>> No.18960554

>>18960539
I'd feed her all the magic she wanted, especially if she was dressed like a slut in her tower.

>> No.18960561

>>18960530
I suppose you're right. Still, nice job.
>>18960525
That Dark Mage sounds cute, but she lives on the other side of the swamp.
>Slimes don't wear hats
Not with that attitude.

>> No.18960583

>>18960554
She probably would considering she already walks about nude without one.

>Wander knight happens across her sullenly drinking outside.
>Getting Too Chivalrous For This.jpg

>> No.18960593

>>18960524
>>18960530
Oh that explains the jar then.
I thought she cast a spell on herself to fit in the jar just so that she wouldn't have to walk and could instead laze about in the jar.

>>18960539
>>18960554
>Anon goes through the most dangerous swamp to reach the terrifying witch who lives there
>He makes a prayer in case something goes wrong and knock on her tower's door
>After hearing a whole lot of noise inside it finally opens
>A drunk Dark Mage wearing nothing but an overly large hat and the sluttiest laced panties stands there
>She rubs her eyes a few times, takes a big gulp of the wine bottle she carries and lets out the loudest "kyaa" ever

>> No.18960607

>>18960593
What a dork.
I bet she carries stuff in her huge breasts and needs larger panties for her rear.

>> No.18960689 [SPOILER] 
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We've all thought about it at some point, it's simply an inevitable consequence of liking almost anything. Which MG has the best Hat?

>> No.18960691

>>18960561
Her hat will get all sticky and you won't be able to see your seed through her head after you breed her mouth.
Why does she insist on wearing a hat?

>>18960607
>Your Dark Mage wife is completely hammered and angry for no apparent reason
>She struggles makes her way down the steps to where you are
>She's in the nude bare her hat and a cute pair of frog slippers
>"Anon!" She hiccups a few times and attempts to adjust her much too small panties
>"Where did y-did you steal my liquor?" She adjusts her hat and hiccups again
>You tell her to look under her nose
>She throws a tantrum and calls you mean
>You walk up to her, put your hand between her big hefty breasts and pull out a bottle of liquor
>She hugs you on the spot, kisses you plenty and apologizes for her accusing you

>> No.18960701

>>18960691
Adorable, although its odd that she already thinks I'm her husband.

I was just a guy wandering around, she must really be desperate.

>> No.18960718

>>18960689
I like sea bishop's.

>> No.18960722

>>18960691
>She's both in the nude and wearing panties
Witchcraft! Or rather I should have checked twice before posting.

>>18960701
You're the first man to ever enter her tower, that fact alone makes you her husband and don't even think of leaving her.

>> No.18960724

>>18960691
>Why does she insist on wearing the hat?
Because it's a precious gift from her husband, and has enough space to hide inside. Also it's her only real clothing.
>That Dark Mage greentext
I'm surprised her husband could even see the bottle trapped inside her enormous, useless meatbags fufufu

>> No.18960732

>>18960722
What if did leave her? Just to buy some stuff from the market, but I wouldn't tell her.

>> No.18960733

>>18960722
I guess that makes sense.
Could be worse girls than a chubby, super busty dark mage.
Gonna molest those milkers while she's passed out.

>> No.18960771

>>18960689
Magical species have the most iconic hats.
Merrows have the most significant hats.
Besides these, the best hat has to belong to some fashionable Lilim out there.

>>18960718
Religious hats are nice too.

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>>18960689
Hats you say?

>> No.18960802
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>>18960689
Pharaoh.

>> No.18960808

>>18960724
>Because it's a precious gift from her husband
That's the best reason any monster girl could have.
>and has enough space to hide inside
Scary. She could hide inside for a while and suddenly pop-up to give you a surprise kiss when you expect it the least.

>>18960732
Once you get back to the tower you'll get chained magically to her bed and forced to cuddle with her until you promise to never ever give her such a scare ever again.
I hope you can handle her sweet alcohol breath because that's the only thing you'll smell for a while.

>>18960733
She's a deep sleeper so have fun with those milkbags all you want, don't make too much of a mess in them or she'll get angry you didn't wake her up.

>> No.18960814

>>18960689
>asks about hats
>posts girl without hat

>> No.18960817

>>18960808
I wont and whatever comes out I'll just save for her.
I'm sure she'll understand what repeated chest massages can do though.

>> No.18960844

>>18960808
>She could hide inside for a while and suddenly pop-up to give you a surprise kiss when you expect it the least.
Cute. But if her hat is laying conspicuously around the tower, chances are she's waiting in ambush because she's in the mood for some proactive dating.
She'll still get that kiss though
>>18960814
I think her hat is that thing on the boy.

>> No.18960858
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RIP AND TEAR

>> No.18960865

>>18960858
>monoeye
Otherwise sexy

>> No.18960902

>>18960865
>Not appreciating a Caco's best feature
Shameful.

>> No.18960907
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18960907

AROUND BLACKS, NEVER RELAX

>> No.18960931

>>18960907
>He doesn't want to form a happy family with a beautiful bird
If her plumage color then go for a regular Harpy though they might be a little too energetic.

>> No.18960937

>>18960907
What is she going to do, rub her butt on me?

>> No.18960961

>>18960907
I like my birbs with oppai.
We’ll need to work on those cute little black birb

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>>18960961

>> No.18961003
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>> No.18961007

Kunoichis watching their Saturday morning animes

>> No.18961054

>>18961007
https://youtu.be/CCWYYobh2j0

>> No.18961076
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Oh no!

>> No.18961089

>>18961007
https://youtu.be/03O3faj_Mw4?t=65

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>> No.18961131

>>18961007
Catching a kunoichi secretly being lazy.

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>> No.18961174
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>>18960689
White Horns have /fa/ hats

>> No.18961176

>>18960971
She’s a cute song bird but it’s blackbird day today

>> No.18961182

Manticores and Apophi are meme girls.

>> No.18961197

>>18958655
I stand by Cupid onee-san & Houri imouto as best combination.

>> No.18961203
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>>18961174

>> No.18961210

>>18961182
Your waifu is a meme girl.

>> No.18961246

>>18961203
Nothing is scarier than being alone on a mountain hearing muffled hard bass, hoof clatter, and AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE from far out

>> No.18961252
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18961252

Remember when people were angry about frontpussy?

>> No.18961271

>>18961246
>White Horn in a tracksuit coat, Ushanka and a side pouch full of semechki.
>She's the designated cook for the gang of Gopnitsa roving around town, probably one of the best around.
>Her shortstack gremlin friend rigged up a speaker backpack so she can blare Hardbass when she and her Gopnitsa sisters are on the hunt.
>Maximum Ara Blyat.
Don't lie, you want it.

>> No.18961284

https://youtu.be/BrfHO5xk37c

>> No.18961286

Karaoke with quiet MGs

>> No.18961289

>>18961286
>cyclops singing "I Will Survive"

>> No.18961292

>>18961286
Read that as Kraken. Karaoke with my Kraken!

>> No.18961301

>>18961252
I still am

>> No.18961315

>>18961252
Of course, I'm still living the moment.

>> No.18961321

>>18961252
>>18961252
Front pussy is fantastic. You can fuck your centaur waifu in the front while a horse rams her from behind!

>> No.18961323

Don't bite it.

>> No.18961324

>>18961321
May as well just let two horses have their way with her at that point.

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>>18961321
>>>/d/

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>>18961271
Blyat

>> No.18961341

>>18961292
>Anon takes his Kraken girlfriend to a karaoke place.
>Turns out she's a fantastic singer, to the point where anon gets a boner.
>MGC Karaoke places have soundproofed booths.
Hope you don't mind your Kraken girlfriend riding your dick while she sings, or trying to trip you up by blowing you when it's your turn.

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