Mortal, your time has come and your mortal life has ended. Your soul has been taken by the Reaper, and all that remains is to pay the Ferryman and get in the boat. Why do you delay, when your body is long since dead?

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Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:05:39 No.1895029 [Reply] [Original]

Mortal, your time has come and your mortal life has ended.
Your soul has been taken by the Reaper, and all that remains is to pay the Ferryman and get in the boat.
Why do you delay, when your body is long since dead?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:06:12 No.1895032 >>1895029 What the fuck took you so long?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:06:37 No.1895034 IF YOU'RE A FERRYMAN WHY DO YOU NEED THE BIG FUCKING SCYTHE GOD DAMN

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:07:00 No.1895041 Sorry, sorry. I was a little busy listening to your chest be sexy. Say that again?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:07:37 No.1895040 File: 50 KB, 431x328, 1231560457950.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1895032 >>1895034 Git in th' boat. Git in th' f'ckin' boat.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:08:00 No.1895048 Wait, becoming dead gives a person money?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:11:15 No.1895057
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>>1895041

Stap talkin'. Git in th' boat.

>>1895048

Your riches come from how much others miss you. A virtuous man would be rich, and a greedy man would barely have a cent to his large pockets.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:12:57 No.1895064 >>1895057 Wait, why should I pay you? The hell you gunna do with money?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:13:41 No.1895073 File: 337 KB, 499x700, 1231560821304.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1895064 Becomes my danmaku. And you pay me or you go straight in the water.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:13:59 No.1895074 File: 77 KB, 639x480, 1231560839448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] brb, willing a new body into existence

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:15:16 No.1895078 >>1895073 Is the water bad or something? I can swim after all, I could probably make it across

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:16:17 No.1895086 But I'm not dead, I'm on 4chan! That means I'm only dead... socially.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:17:56 No.1895090 >>1895073 Since when is Styx full of water?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:18:37 No.1895094 File: 707 KB, 2133x1600, 1231561117427.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ... proceed.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:19:52 No.1895102
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>>1895078

Well for one, I control distance.
You'd never make it to either shore.

For two, the water is mostly filled with paradimensional horrors who always hunger and will nosh on your soul for a good few millenia before horking you back up on the other side to get Judged.

>>1895074

Go 'way Hourai. Your soul never even gets taken by the Reaper. You're not allowed on these shores.

>>1895086

Nope, yer stone dead.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:29:38 No.1895140 File: 59 KB, 340x452, 1231561778984.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Play you for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:31:19 No.1895146 File: 11 KB, 161x176, 1231561879011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BOVRILBULLETHOLE

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:32:30 No.1895149 File: 18 KB, 400x303, 1231561950269.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1895140 Make sure you play checkers.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:34:45 No.1895159 File: 329 KB, 1280x1024, 1231562085226.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1895140 No games of Chess for your life! We lost Hitler 3 times that way!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:35:11 No.1895161 How did I die? I'm not getting on any boats until I know why I'm here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:38:05 No.1895185 >>1895161 Probably the same reason I'm here. Tired and shagged out following a prolonged fap.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:38:26 No.1895180
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>>1895161

Should've asked the Reaper. I haven't exactly walked over to your corpse, you know.

The Judge will tell you when your trial starts. Big and fancy. "Oh (name), thine soul is at its final hour blah blah time of Judgment at hand yadda yadda your soul was rent from the mortal coil in (death fashion)."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:40:10 No.1895192 >>1895180 But at that point I won't be able to bail out and return to fuck the world.

>>	King in Yellow Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:41:17 No.1895197 Hey baby. Care to see my... Crap, sorry, got distracted by your tits. Can I try that again?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:43:11 No.1895203 File: 441 KB, 779x1167, 1231562591261.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1895192 ... (The Ferryman just stares at you.)

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:44:23 No.1895208 File: 420 KB, 806x966, 1231562663044.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1895192 You. Hell. Right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:44:42 No.1895209 Ferryman! Hey, ferryman! Do you use distance manipulation on your tits?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:44:42 No.1895210 >Ferryman ... is their something your trying to hide from us?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:47:56 No.1895224
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>>1895209

No. Yes. Partially. I shrink the nipples because big ones look ugly. Why am I talking about this? Don't make me throw you off the pier.

>>1895210

It's a title.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:49:32 No.1895229 File: 173 KB, 300x359, 1231562972818.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1895208 Can't. Sold my soul to a blind idiot god. And the flute has started to play so I'll be leaving now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:50:45 No.1895234 File: 155 KB, 640x512, 1231563045145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1895229 Pfft, Azathoth. Anybody with any modicum of intelligence pays their soul to become a part of Yog-Sothoth.

>>	reiserFS !Hc6EcVkstI Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:50:51 No.1895235 How am I supposed to pay the price for the fucking ride when I'm dead? This world has too many flaws, I'd rather go to hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:52:26 No.1895242 File: 62 KB, 800x600, 1231563146123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Screw you guys, I'm going to become part of the Counter Force.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:53:11 No.1895245
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>>1895235

Again, you have money in your pockets based on how many of those still alive have feelings towards you in death.

And you don't get to CHOOSE where you go, unless you've lived a perfect life of absolute purity. Even the extremely good have no choice but Heaven.

>>	King in Yellow Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:53:17 No.1895246 >>1895234 Yog-Sototh's a ponce. Nyarlathotep's much more fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:55:26 No.1895257 File: 288 KB, 1600x1200, 1231563326038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1895242 It's a bit late for that considering you're ALREADY dead. Either return to the Cycle of Souls or be lost to the Sanzu. Get in the boat.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:55:28 No.1895258 File: 126 KB, 475x666, 1231563328545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1895234 Too much knowledge is also a bad thing, honey. And somehow I thought that King in Yellow was the one to berate me for the choice.

>>	reiserFS !Hc6EcVkstI Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:56:09 No.1895260 >>1895245 >Again, you have money in your pockets based on how many of those still alive have feelings towards you in death. Well, guess that makes $0 then, what now?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:57:45 No.1895265 Is no Touhou sacred from RP? Also Komachi is too lazy to demand something. Go back to sleeping on the job.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:59:01 No.1895280 Well great, now I'll ALWAYS be a virgin. Life's not fair, death's not fair, might as well get in the damn boat.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 04:59:56 No.1895279 File: 452 KB, 620x763, 1231563596353.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1895260 Welp, looks like you're going in the river! >>1895265 Hey hey, I work sometimes. And I don't sleep on the job, I sleep on the times I skimp on the job.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:02:04 No.1895284 File: 132 KB, 472x656, 1231563724150.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] STOP WASTING TIME ON /JP/ AND GET BACK TO WORK BITCH!!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:02:47 No.1895285 >>1895245 There's another choice. It's called undeath.

>>	King in Yellow Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:02:47 No.1895286 >>1895258 Anyone dumb enough to sell their souls to the blind idiot deserves an eternity of discordant piping.

>>	reiserFS !Hc6EcVkstI Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:02:59 No.1895288 >>1895279 You're going down along with me as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:03:05 No.1895289 File: 193 KB, 768x1024, 1231563785879.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1895280 Hey, I can fix thNO BAD KOMACHI MUST NOT THINK DIRTY THOUGHTS

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:03:32 No.1895295 File: 363 KB, 600x600, 1231563812497.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1895288 Hell.

>>	Klein !Klan7ih6Qs Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:05:08 No.1895303 File: 98 KB, 331x515, 1231563908676.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's this about mortals?

>>	reiserFS !Hc6EcVkstI Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:07:44 No.1895320 >>1895295 Bring it on.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:08:12 No.1895322 File: 99 KB, 400x573, 1231564092186.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JUDGMENT NIGH

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:09:12 No.1895325 >>1895286 Why always so angry, Yellow? Lack of cultists? Bored?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:09:32 No.1895326 File: 50 KB, 450x500, 1231564172552.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1895289 ...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:10:04 No.1895330 Where's Botan? She's cuter than you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:10:04 No.1895331 >>1895289 FFFFFFFFFFFFF AND THIS WAS THE CLOSEST I'VE EVER GOTTEN TOO

>>	King in Yellow Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:11:20 No.1895333 >>1895325 More bored than anything. That and Cthulhu's being a bitchy little girl and refusing to move out of R`lyeh's basement because it would interrupt his precious Darkfall time.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:13:02 No.1895342
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>>1895326

Do you want me to do it or not should I I can't tell your reaction confuses me are you angry at me stopping or even bringing it up WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SO ABUUUUSED?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:15:16 No.1895353 File: 161 KB, 850x1239, 1231564516305.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1895342 Just get back to work and wait until I take a break. We'll... talk about it then.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:16:43 No.1895358 File: 520 KB, 900x750, 1231564603475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And then the threeway happened. GOOD END #4

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:18:36 No.1895370 >>1895358 /thread

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:18:36 No.1895369 　　∧＿∧　　　∧＿∧　　　∧＿∧　　 ∧＿∧　　　　∧＿∧ 　（　・∀・）　（　｀ー´）　　（　´∀｀）　（　ﾟ ∀ﾟ）　　　（　＾∀＾）　（　　　　つ┳∪━━∪━∪━━∪━∪━∪━┳⊂　　　つ　｜｜　\|　 ┃This thread has peacefully ended.┃　｜｜｜　（_＿）＿） ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻　（_＿）＿）　　　　　Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:18:48 No.1895372 File: 321 KB, 1400x2000, 1231564728461.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What the fuck is this shit? All souls here belong to the supreme commander, no judgment or fancy shit needed.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:24:21 No.1895398 File: 208 KB, 640x600, 1231565061729.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Silly janitor, ShikixKomachi cannot be deleted by divine law.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:26:19 No.1895412 >>1895398 (´д`)

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:29:20 No.1895433 >>1895358 >>1895398 Well... thank you for that. I guess I'll be getting on that boat now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:32:16 No.1895448 File: 247 KB, 400x600, 1231565536017.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1895433 Welcome to Heaven.

>>	reiserFS !Hc6EcVkstI Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:34:59 No.1895466 >>1895448 I've changed my opinion, going to pay with my body in exchange.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:37:40 No.1895477 File: 396 KB, 880x1040, 1231565860004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1895466 You sure you can afford that bill, sailor?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:40:18 No.1895484 >>1895477 Reported. You are the scum of /jp/.

>>	reiserFS !Hc6EcVkstI Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:41:47 No.1895492 >>1895477 Oh yes, I sure am.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:44:12 No.1895499 File: 467 KB, 1024x768, 1231566252516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1895484 That'd hurt my feelings if the incarnations of Death had hearts.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:46:13 No.1895502 >>1895499 (　ﾟдﾟ) (つд⊂) 　 (；ﾟдﾟ) (つд⊂) 　_, ._ （；ﾟ Дﾟ）

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:46:32 No.1895504 File: 334 KB, 800x600, 1231566392526.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nice boat.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:47:08 No.1895506 TOO LEWD

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 05:49:33 No.1895511 File: 453 KB, 600x800, 1231566573855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1895506 No such thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 06:00:04 No.1895559 File: 419 KB, 720x960, 1231567204874.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Superfluous post!

>>	Anon of Neo-Russia Sat, Jan 10, 2009 06:00:39 No.1895562 Komachi, the Yama wants you for a spanking. Put in a word about Alice for me will you? I have a long list of people with useless souls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 10, 2009 06:05:03 No.1895584 File: 90 KB, 525x550, 1231567503993.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1895562 Spanking? Again?

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