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Anonymous Wed May 2 23:52:47 2018 No.18945521 [Reply] [Original]

I'll see you after class

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>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:53:16 2018 No.18945523 Maids are olev.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:54:07 2018 No.18945528 File: 292 KB, 1100x1000, 1460884748005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945521 >no thread title Look at this dude!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:54:17 2018 No.18945529 >tfw you forget the title and can't delete threads fug.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:55:44 2018 No.18945535 File: 699 KB, 1335x2016, IMG_20180501_233024364.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:56:21 2018 No.18945538 Trolls are cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:57:40 2018 No.18945547 File: 50 KB, 757x960, 1523485585043.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945521 But I already have a date with your daughter!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:58:00 2018 No.18945549 >>18945547 Date both!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:58:23 2018 No.18945550 File: 1.95 MB, 1713x2111, aeb6b2aaf3c1f1221aef5233f8f992890c5bf5fbd48be8fa8b5435e8bc8afbe3 (1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lick em

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:59:25 2018 No.18945556 >>18945550 I'mma pour candle wax on her! Gonna sizzle that bacon with my Dark Elf!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:00:27 2018 No.18945560 >>18945556 How erotic!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:00:45 2018 No.18945564 File: 115 KB, 941x1328, 5uLSOO2W643AYOAyyzSYaLGsh2yGM0JDav_yjJPube0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that there is only one valid way to deal with daughter dickers.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:00:52 2018 No.18945565 There is no time that is simultaneously so heartwarming and heartbreaking in a momster's life as when her beloved son finally finds himself a girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:00:53 2018 No.18945566 >>18945547 >Manticore Sensei wants to fuck her student >He's already dating her goth niece Being a CC monstergirl must be suffering.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:01:12 2018 No.18945568 File: 262 KB, 612x844, v16.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945521 Drunk lamia are the cutest!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:01:52 2018 No.18945571 >>18945564 I don’t see how cat ass fixes this

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:02:24 2018 No.18945573 >>18945564 The sex appeal of a feline hitwoman is her greatest asset?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:02:35 2018 No.18945575 File: 569 KB, 894x1400, 65282404_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Around an eel, the danger is real.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:04:18 2018 No.18945590 File: 1.25 MB, 2389x2251, guan_dao.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Prepare your self for the fight of a lifetime

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:06:06 2018 No.18945601 >>18945590 Anon, I’ll fight so hard that she, her two sisters, and her cousin will be in bed with me

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:06:16 2018 No.18945602 File: 147 KB, 865x639, 1c1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you comfort her?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:07:01 2018 No.18945607 >>18945590 I still want a 3 way team up of, salamander, lizard woman and sahugin

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:08:48 2018 No.18945615 >>18945602 Yeah. We'll watch a good movie like Deep Blue Sea instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:08:59 2018 No.18945617 File: 132 KB, 915x752, mershark headpats.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945602 Excessively.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:09:13 2018 No.18945618 File: 466 KB, 1793x2048, IMG_0742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945564 Anon please, I just wanna shag my wife and daughters in peace.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:10:07 2018 No.18945625 >>18945617 Does rubbing and patting a mershark turn her into a mere shark?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:11:12 2018 No.18945630 >>18945602 >sneak up behind her and gruffly say "smile you son of a-" then pop a paper bag

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:11:29 2018 No.18945631 File: 1.71 MB, 2610x2180, mershark.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945625 Indeed, and hopefully it will turn her into my wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:11:56 2018 No.18945635 >>18945590 I'll fight her with just my fists!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:12:20 2018 No.18945638 >>18945625 https://youtu.be/Ab-wiZViCYY

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:13:40 2018 No.18945644 File: 154 KB, 297x372, 9526d24c-38d5-4866-aa15-512f7e3d9370.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945571

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:14:29 2018 No.18945650 So I know the "ufufufu's" and "ohoho" but what other cackles do y'all like to hear from haughty/chuuni evil monster girls

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:15:59 2018 No.18945659 >>18945638 Miss frizzle is a dark mage

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:16:51 2018 No.18945663 File: 694 KB, 1500x1750, Anubis wahaha.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945650

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:16:51 2018 No.18945664 File: 471 KB, 640x896, 1525321011594.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The new head of the convent looks awfully suspicious.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:18:03 2018 No.18945671 >>18945664 I know what you mean. A heart-shaped clasp holding her robe together? What convent allows that?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:18:19 2018 No.18945674 >>18945625 Hopefully not, goddamn threadcanons.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:18:53 2018 No.18945675 >>18945664 That's because she's a succubus, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:19:27 2018 No.18945681 >>18945650 >chuuni childhood friend monstergirl forces you to help her come up with an original evil laugh so she can stand out from the crowd

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:19:46 2018 No.18945682 File: 605 KB, 1333x629, Mershark_eng1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945674 It's not threadcanon, it's real canon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:20:20 2018 No.18945684 >>18945659 If she is then she's boring and cruel What kind of monster teacher enchants a bus and doesn't lewd the kids?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:20:57 2018 No.18945689 File: 323 KB, 1186x1000, Houri2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945675 https://youtu.be/xECUrlnXCqk

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:21:08 2018 No.18945691 File: 2.61 MB, 2000x2400, 68540566_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:21:57 2018 No.18945697 >>18945682 Will KC ever make another pure dom/rapey monstergirl at this point.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:22:03 2018 No.18945698 >>18945689 Dense anons don't deserve fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:23:34 2018 No.18945702 >>18945697 Hellhounds, ogres and amazons

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:24:52 2018 No.18945710 >>18945702 >hellhounds

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:25:30 2018 No.18945717 I want to take my daughter to a pet store that sells Latenight Cats.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:25:55 2018 No.18945720 >>18945689 Poor succubus, she just wants to be a pure kindhearted nun the whole town can rely on but she can't help herself with her lewdness.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:28:16 2018 No.18945731 File: 1.24 MB, 1717x1671, ccheesy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:28:55 2018 No.18945735 File: 345 KB, 850x624, 1467783251764.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945717 I want to win the lottery so I can pay LN to spend the rest of his life drawing an extensive universe of comfy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:29:08 2018 No.18945736 >>18945710 Whats wrong? The dominate the relationship, and are pretty rapey

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:29:48 2018 No.18945743 File: 3.18 MB, 4713x2445, 1507057754403.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monsters need to stay in shape! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e03_Mk53OhQ

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:30:29 2018 No.18945747 Isn't today KC's birthday? Or was it yesterday? Could have been a great day for a new girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:31:55 2018 No.18945749 >>18945702 >another

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:32:44 2018 No.18945751 File: 393 KB, 651x1200, troll04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945550 I prefer abs on this girl

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:33:59 2018 No.18945754 File: 1.98 MB, 3024x4032, IMG_20180124_202525695.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:34:08 2018 No.18945756 >>18945736 But don't you get it? With some people its all or nothing. Hellhounds can't be dominate becuase humans have a SLIGHT CHANCE of domming them

Anonymous Thu May 3 00:35:10 2018 No.18945761
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>Occasionally attempt to dominate your hellhound waifu in bed
>Every time you think you won she flips you over and takes command until you pass out
>This time, victory is yours
>Put all your effort in to pounding her doggy style
>As attempts to take lead you push her head back in to he bed and go even harder than you ever have
>She's howling and awooing with utter lust at this point
>Keep going, you can do this
>Go longer than you have ever before
>Finally reach your peak
>As she turns to mount you she sees you've actually made yourself pass out this time
>She smiles and gently cuddles you as she strokes your hair
>Falls asleep watching you rest and listening to your heart beat
>You wake up to her uncharacteristically making breakfast
>She skips over to you and jumps on top of you covering you in kisses
>Deviously smiles and tells you that tonight you will pay for last nights insolence
>Whispers in your ear that she dares you to try that stunt again sometime

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:35:30 2018 No.18945764 File: 308 KB, 856x806, pawpads are squishy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945731 Pawpads are fun to squish

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:36:10 2018 No.18945769 >>18945754 How cheesy can you get.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:36:13 2018 No.18945770 >>18945663 I want to bully a chuuni Anubis

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:38:19 2018 No.18945777 >>18945756 Well that's what he's asking for, a pure one, not a switch. I'd rather not get into this again anyway.

Anonymous Thu May 3 00:41:15 2018 No.18945786

>>18945756
>With some people its all or nothing.
That's always been the case
it does make me laugh at the though of a guy abandoning his hellhound waifu at the sight of a different hellhound gong sub

Also consider that for some people (Not all, a very minor amount that's probably gone at ths point) Are so hardwired into femdom that neutral/maledom is seen as HFY

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:46:49 2018 No.18945807 File: 2.00 MB, 3024x4032, JPEG_20180124_201726.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945769 fug

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:47:50 2018 No.18945813 >>18945807 Next she'll say she's really good with the pole.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 00:52:14 2018 No.18945827 File: 1.98 MB, 1754x3027, 122817.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945813 She'd better be

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:08:51 2018 No.18945889 File: 797 KB, 894x894, 1503541467057.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good birthday today Got a lot of good Miia picture gifts from friends

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:15:33 2018 No.18945912 >>18945889 >my last birthday was acknowledged by nobody so I just ate ice cream alone Not gonna lie I feel like a grown-up now.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:16:12 2018 No.18945914 >>18945912 I'm sorry anon

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:17:03 2018 No.18945917 File: 560 KB, 600x800, 1455560926653.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945889 shiny

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:17:09 2018 No.18945918 File: 51 KB, 650x458, Solitary Shrine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945914 Don't be, this is fine. Everything is fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:17:40 2018 No.18945919 File: 139 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IT IS AFTER CLASS

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:18:12 2018 No.18945921 File: 352 KB, 2048x1628, 1478047326845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945918 I think somebody needs to spend a nice comfy night with a Yeti

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:21:29 2018 No.18945934 >>18945912 I realized I was an adult when I was excited to get socks for christmas. Sorry titanias, I'm too far gone.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:22:17 2018 No.18945936 >>18945919 God fucking dammit, I lost. Take your (You) and delet this.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:25:24 2018 No.18945949 >>18945751 I prefer my penis inside that girl

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:28:00 2018 No.18945960 File: 89 KB, 254x263, 1424194740426.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945934 If you're excited for socks you're a [boring] adult.

Anonymous Thu May 3 01:30:09 2018 No.18945969

>>18945934
>"Anon! Anon! A little fairy told me you like socks, so I had all the fae girls collaborate and make you a pair for every day of the week based on their home! There's the pool ocean, the sandbox desert, dark demon realms, Little Zipangu, Mist Town, mini Wintersburg, and our Lego city! I even personally sewed this scarf with all the locations on it, representing our fairy kingdom!"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:30:17 2018 No.18945970 >>18945960 That's accurate.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:35:23 2018 No.18945984 File: 834 KB, 831x1200, Faerie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945969 The Fae Folk are too nice. Way too nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:38:26 2018 No.18946000 >>18945761 Stop. It hurts.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:40:02 2018 No.18946005 >>18945984 This post reminds me of how much I want a mge 'hag' coven to fall for me and use every dirty spell, hex, and bargaining chip available to kidnap me and hide me away in some dark underlie corner of the fairy realm.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:41:10 2018 No.18946011 File: 967 KB, 1000x1100, 35125191_p.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Seduction>Corruption/Rape

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:41:42 2018 No.18946012 File: 90 KB, 1013x681, 1515650443136.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18946005 Hag coven? Like Dark Mages?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:43:44 2018 No.18946021 >>18946012 Naw, dark mages are for people who don't actually want momstergirls. Id want them to look a little more monstrous, but I'm not sure how to imagine them looking inhuman without making them ugly like their base species.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:44:50 2018 No.18946022 >>18946021 >momstergirls Well that's some Freudian-slip looking typo.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:46:05 2018 No.18946026 >>18946021 Charlotte Brulee from One Piece is exactly what I think a Swamp Hag would look like. Best imouto!

Anonymous Thu May 3 01:46:45 2018 No.18946028
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>>18945735
You think LN is nothing but cute, sweet girls and squishy marshmallow cats, but just beneath the surface his world is just as lewd as any other.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:48:19 2018 No.18946036 >>18946028 Lewdness is a wonderful thing and makes life worth living.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:50:46 2018 No.18946050 >>18946011 Unintentional seduction>Seduction>Corruption/Rape

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:50:49 2018 No.18946051 >>18946028 >YES, FIT TO FUK

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:52:01 2018 No.18946059 File: 354 KB, 824x772, 1515297343249.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18946028 Gimme one of his foxes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:52:42 2018 No.18946060 File: 1.19 MB, 3512x1005, 1524529154027.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18946028 Please stop having sex in the bar. It's very distracting to the other patrons

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:54:23 2018 No.18946066 >>18946060 >You will never be Backpacker Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:54:23 2018 No.18946067 >>18946060 I get the feeling that outside this specific location the world is post-apocalyptic and the reason everybody's so happy is that they're trying to ignore what's happened elsewhere and keep on keeping on. Maybe I should stop thinking that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:57:47 2018 No.18946082 File: 430 KB, 516x501, cat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18946067 >IT'S ALL A DREAM AND THE MC IS IN A COMA -You, probably

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:58:35 2018 No.18946085 File: 416 KB, 1053x731, 1485490001403.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18946059 Be careful which foxes you court, anon. You never know which ones are connected. And if she has a full back tattoo when you get her top off, run.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:59:35 2018 No.18946088 >>18946082 I'm confused by this, Meme-cat.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:59:54 2018 No.18946090 >>18946085 You say that like it would be a downside for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 02:00:02 2018 No.18946093 >>18946085 By that point it's too late, there's no refusing the Mofu Yakuza Oyabun.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 02:00:34 2018 No.18946096 >>18946082 That's a funny way of spelling Losenis.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 02:01:51 2018 No.18946102 File: 224 KB, 600x396, Devil birthday.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A Devil will spoil you extra hard on your birthday!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 02:05:11 2018 No.18946115 File: 803 KB, 760x1200, 1469179803954.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hello, sir. I saw your ad for a nanny. I'm sure you'll find that I'm very capable with children. How many little ones do you have?" >"Oh I don't have any kids...yet."

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 02:07:29 2018 No.18946127 >>18946102 What about a Devil momster?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 02:07:38 2018 No.18946128 File: 1012 KB, 2050x1318, 1485228800012.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18946090 It's a dangerous life being the enforcer/boyfriend of an ambitious lieutenant, anon. Are you sure you can handle it?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 02:08:13 2018 No.18946131 >>18946115 Would it be acceptable to hire a Kiki to give nursing handjobs to myself?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 02:09:15 2018 No.18946141 >>18946128 When it gets stressful you need to hit the karaoke bar and sing JUDGEMENT.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 02:14:56 2018 No.18946164 >>18946128 Absolutely. There's few things one of them would need more than some tender attention after a rough day. And if push comes to shove, I have a mean swing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 02:24:42 2018 No.18946198 >>18946050 Unintentional corruption>unintentional seduction>Secduction>corruption>Humans>rape

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 02:54:15 2018 No.18946310 File: 410 KB, 1355x1920, image00251.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Goodnight, /jp/ Remember not to let your childhood friends wait forever

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 02:55:44 2018 No.18946314 >Faggots calling death metal edgy shit for tryhards Probably best if you don't comment on things you don't understand. It's the best way to stop Ghouls from laughing at you. Every death metal band isn't Cannibal Corpse.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 02:57:28 2018 No.18946319 File: 466 KB, 644x484, 1389686010885.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18946314 Whacha talkin' bout fool?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 02:59:26 2018 No.18946324 >>18946314 I beg my pardon? What the hell are you on about?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:04:07 2018 No.18946342 >>18946314 >edgy shit for tryhards but that's true

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:04:52 2018 No.18946344 >>18946342 But that’s not death grips

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:08:56 2018 No.18946351 >>18946319 >>18946324 Last thread

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:11:16 2018 No.18946353 >>18946342 No truer than rap being for ghetto rats and classical being for pompous fops.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:11:22 2018 No.18946354 File: 1.05 MB, 1024x768, 019_image00016.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18946351 Don't go around digging up old shit to start fights just because somebody called your shitty music shitty.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:18:19 2018 No.18946376 File: 71 KB, 500x618, 76488F29-7872-44AD-9F69-37D33CC7A3BA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18946354 >mermaidposter calling anyone’s taste shit

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:18:43 2018 No.18946380 File: 666 KB, 1846x1439, IMG_20180502_230115245.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:19:50 2018 No.18946386 >>18946380 Gonna catch the tiger by the toe.

Anonymous Thu May 3 03:24:22 2018 No.18946399

>>18946354
I was just pointing out how stupid that guy looked, no need to get so salty. This new thread's barely over a hundred posts old, anything at the tail end of the last thread is well within the purview of this one. Was it you? Are you the faggot that got called out?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:24:40 2018 No.18946400 File: 411 KB, 992x1403, Echidna.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Snakes and stuff A echidna dressed up as F/GO gorgorn would be good

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:26:36 2018 No.18946407 >>18946399 No I don't listen to music at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:27:39 2018 No.18946411 File: 613 KB, 1407x1346, Satyros2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bah Music is music I cant be bothered to tell people the sounds they listen to are wrong. Lets just have fun. https://youtu.be/LofXZ0j3XtI

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:28:58 2018 No.18946416 File: 214 KB, 960x800, 1500675043246.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18946400 She really is a miracle.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:29:55 2018 No.18946418 File: 163 KB, 1274x1281, NvujktY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIRPDJ5MYcg

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:29:59 2018 No.18946419 >>18946416 Wait. Wrong snek.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:30:59 2018 No.18946421 >>18946400 What is the best music to go through an echidna dungeon with?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:34:02 2018 No.18946433 File: 51 KB, 500x481, 733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18946421 Japanese buttrock.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:34:48 2018 No.18946437 >>18946433 MISERY WORLD

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:35:21 2018 No.18946438 I want one of these monster girls as a pet. I hope they're potty trained.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:37:20 2018 No.18946446 >>18946421 Hip hop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGC59jMQRB8

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:39:58 2018 No.18946454 >>18946407 Why do you come across as so invested then?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:40:13 2018 No.18946455 >>18946421 Mario dungeon music

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:40:30 2018 No.18946457 >>18946421 https://youtu.be/VyPYJiC8oeM

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:53:53 2018 No.18946486 >>18945258 Belated thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 04:02:28 2018 No.18946505 >>18945960 Hey, I tear through socks like crazy so I always appreciate more. And anything like custom socks or a scarf feels so much more personal than something they just bought.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 04:03:08 2018 No.18946506 File: 626 KB, 819x973, 1470672212436.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time to go for a run, lads.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 04:04:18 2018 No.18946510 >>18946433 I want to cuddle the crazy out of Albedo.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 04:05:21 2018 No.18946513 File: 838 KB, 1278x722, There's a Succubus in my bed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18946510 But the crazy is the best part.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 04:06:59 2018 No.18946518 >>18946510 You are not strong enough. The crazy is etched into her soul.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 04:08:08 2018 No.18946524 >>18946513 Oh no, not that crazy. That's just her misunderstood housewife aspect showing. I was referring more to the "murder all humans" bit. >>18946518 I need not be strong, only warm, soft, and patient.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 04:08:41 2018 No.18946531 Erryone in Nazarick: Ainz is pretty great but if the guy who made me comes back I'm switching sides. Albedo: if any of the other supreme being come back, including my creator, I'm ganking those motherfuckers for abandoning my husbando.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 04:13:42 2018 No.18946551 >>18946531 Truly, Ainz's mistake was in not mindbreaking everyone, but especially the girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 04:15:46 2018 No.18946559 >>18946506 But it's tiring,

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 04:17:03 2018 No.18946565 >>18946531 Imagine a world where Ainz's character wasn't a giant skeleton, but something with flesh and blood. He never would've gotten anything done, Albedo and Shalltear would've just hopped on his dick and never gotten off.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 04:18:29 2018 No.18946571 >>18946531 I always felt like it would be that one anime meme where they think they'd swap sides, but when they actually try they can't do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 04:52:31 2018 No.18946687 >>18946565 I always wondered what would happen if at some point he loses his avatar body and turns back into a normal human. Would they accept him or would they turn on him once he's a powerless human.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 05:17:55 2018 No.18946726 File: 405 KB, 769x1200, dm332.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We had some good dark mage content last thread. Is it too much to hope for more underappreciated girls in this one?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 05:22:01 2018 No.18946734 >>18946687 If they were confident human-san was actually ainz they'd be like "shit dude, don't worry, we'll find a way to make you skeletal again. it'll be daijoubu."

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 05:25:19 2018 No.18946743 >>18946734 Would Albedo let him? After all he now has semen for her to suck.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 05:27:09 2018 No.18946751 >>18946726 >that colour scheme Hello Magisa clone. That's a good thing though, nothing wrong with looking like the best human from granblue.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 05:28:00 2018 No.18946754 File: 1.36 MB, 1000x1412, 1525302375929.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Tall, goofy, sporty bug >Small, awkward, nerdy bug >Fashionable, mischievious gyaru bug >Cool, mysterious bug Which bug would you bug?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 05:30:28 2018 No.18946760 >>18946754 I'll take the cute nerdbug.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 05:33:29 2018 No.18946770 >>18946754 >fashionable

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 05:36:15 2018 No.18946777 >>18946754 gyaru bug

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 05:40:09 2018 No.18946794 >>18946754 The short one has the best-looking eyes. But the tall one is tall and I want to see her get distracted and accidentally walk into the top of a doorframe.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 05:45:09 2018 No.18946809 >>18946754 Gyaru, always.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 05:53:30 2018 No.18946831 File: 570 KB, 615x1200, 1457382186502.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18946559 Well I'm back, and I feel great! What's your excuse, punk?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 06:06:08 2018 No.18946868 >>18946831 It's exhausting and boring.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 06:07:00 2018 No.18946874 File: 85 KB, 645x807, 1523693423819.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18946868 I mean, so are you, but...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 06:09:37 2018 No.18946881 File: 183 KB, 467x593, 1465445887913.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18946868 You must have a snail waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 06:13:43 2018 No.18946900 >>18946310 Saphee is best snek

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 06:13:58 2018 No.18946901 >>18946874 Exactly. Which is why I can't do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 06:18:03 2018 No.18946912 >>18946874 Monsters would work as amazing incentives for me. I used to run before and I'd definitely pick it back up again.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 06:20:31 2018 No.18946920 File: 554 KB, 800x1129, 1439277793496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18946901 Consider the following: running is fun, refreshing and useful. Of course you could just get inside the shell for some suck and fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 06:21:09 2018 No.18946922 >>18946912 They are an incredible incentive to work out, eat healthy, get in shape, go outside, etc. Since time consuming things now become couple's activities with her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 06:22:36 2018 No.18946925 >>18946920 That's good for you, but it doesn't work for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 06:53:44 2018 No.18947026 File: 308 KB, 600x1027, 1454487102120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Goddess say we snu-snu or Sun not rise tomorrow. She's the shaman, so she'd know this stuff right?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 06:54:53 2018 No.18947032 >>18946874 Fine. But I'm not dressing in some fruity running getup.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 06:56:21 2018 No.18947037 >>18947032 The less you wear the more she likes it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 06:59:08 2018 No.18947051 >>18947037 No, that means I'm wearing more. So my usual outfit of a long coat, long pants and steel toed shoes. It's fine if I don't run as far because I'm running with a massive handicap damn it.!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 07:00:25 2018 No.18947056 >>18947026 Man, she says that every night.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 07:01:27 2018 No.18947059 >>18947056 Hey, she keeps getting snu-snu and the sun keeps on rising, I'd say she's doing something right.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 07:02:01 2018 No.18947061 >>18947059 Then what made the sun rise before we met?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 07:03:25 2018 No.18947064 >>18947061 Until she met you, as far as she's concerned, there was no such thing as a sunrise.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 07:04:52 2018 No.18947068 >>18947064 I did not expect this feel when I posted a horny orc. You guys are really something.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 07:06:47 2018 No.18947076 >>18947064 While romantic I question the scientific voracity of her thought process. Clearly she is in desperate need of education with regards to how solar bodies work which I of course would be happy to provide her. I can't imagine this ending well

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 07:09:37 2018 No.18947086 >>18947076 I'm going to paraphrase Hogfather on this. The Sun would not rise tomorrow. Instead the morning would be illuminated by a mere ball of igneous gas

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 07:14:27 2018 No.18947110 >>18947086 That's...that's beautiful. Also brilliant 'cause if a nine-foot-tall Orc gently grasped my hands and said some shit like that then absolutely, she's getting snu-snu and breakfast in bed.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 07:19:53 2018 No.18947138 >>18947026 To hell with the sun

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 07:22:24 2018 No.18947148 File: 1.07 MB, 1000x1230, 1392315482553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18947138 Yeah who gives a hoot!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 07:37:13 2018 No.18947221 File: 89 KB, 900x756, DcMzzaBVwAEGT3I.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Baphowilma Neato.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:01:05 2018 No.18947319 Would the demon lord accept my spectating her accouchement?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:07:44 2018 No.18947356 >>18947319 I'unno, man, that's a lot of extra protocol for an extra with no training. This is the big leagues, baby. People die on this battlefield.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:08:35 2018 No.18947365 I want a soft city Jinko with massive tits that claims to be a grand hunter like her forebears

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:13:22 2018 No.18947385 >>18947319 Why was every one weirded out by this? It's obvious she would.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:13:49 2018 No.18947391 File: 94 KB, 1312x599, 3245.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I thought this deserved to be saved.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:17:23 2018 No.18947404 >>18947391 Nerdy and with huge titties is how I like my dark mages

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:20:34 2018 No.18947421 File: 1.32 MB, 1100x1809, 65200038_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945691 >normal Atalanta ever being assertive when she's a bit of a frigid cunt Dumb Greeks.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:21:07 2018 No.18947423 >>18947391 >tfw imagespammer made screencaps harder to post these days

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:23:43 2018 No.18947429 File: 343 KB, 537x758, 14569878769063.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am gonna tease and grope my Sakuya Kiki headmaid

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:24:06 2018 No.18947432 >>18945691 >>18947421 Evil cat and evilest cat are for filling with kittens

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:25:31 2018 No.18947441 >>18945664 I want to be a dark knight and protect that priestess while she goes about converting and doing marriage ceremonies.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:31:38 2018 No.18947472 I wrote the first chapter in a dragon-girl story but it's mostly setup so I'm going to wait for chapter 2 to be done before I share. I did edit my first story to be a lot more readable though. https://pastebin.com/bpnVM7qh

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:34:17 2018 No.18947481 >>18947429 >"Master, this is behavior unbecoming of a honest member of society and a grown man."

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:35:35 2018 No.18947485 >>18947429 I’m with you there. >>18947481 Would she rather I go molest the Neuro maid that’s packed a large amount of slime into her tits?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:35:40 2018 No.18947486 >>18947481 But she is sometimes irresistable! She is going to have to punish me

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:38:29 2018 No.18947504 File: 204 KB, 800x800, 1428646048489.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18947472 Dragons? Tell me more.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:39:47 2018 No.18947513 >>18947504 Is she made entirely of latex?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:40:32 2018 No.18947515 >>18947513 Who knows.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:41:06 2018 No.18947519 File: 330 KB, 1280x720, soon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://tentacle.studio/product/01_mo/monmusu_en.html Finally comes out on the 12th. Hoping it can be a casual replacement for the EMG game or at least provide good porn.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:43:05 2018 No.18947534 >>18947513 Depends on if there's a Lich nearby.

Anonymous Thu May 3 08:47:04 2018 No.18947548

>>18946922
As someone who lives alone, cooks their own meals, does most of their own mending and repairs, and goes for long solo walks in the wilderness doing photography, nothing hurts more than this concept.
All that alone time could be spent getting to know someone better.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:48:09 2018 No.18947553 >>18947519 >blue snake good

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:48:21 2018 No.18947558 >>18947504 An adventurer tries to steal a dragon's horde but ends up getting added to it, very lewdly. I kinda feel motivated to write a story for every MG, does every color of dragon count as seperate type?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:49:42 2018 No.18947563 File: 3.82 MB, 2500x3500, Black Beauty.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18947558 Too ambitious.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:51:16 2018 No.18947577 >>18947558 Write a story for Djinn of the Jar.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:57:15 2018 No.18947604 File: 473 KB, 800x1296, 02- Albedo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18946513 >succubus But that's an imp.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:59:31 2018 No.18947616 >>18947604 Hush nerd. Are the novels good?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:59:36 2018 No.18947617 >>18947577 OK I have a good idea for that, so I'll do it next.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:02:08 2018 No.18947629 File: 350 KB, 604x839, 27cdfb0d7726fe2f8bfd85fa6753cc88.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18947616 I don't know, I've never actually read them

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:02:32 2018 No.18947631 >>18947616 If you can get through lizardmen heroes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:04:58 2018 No.18947643 >>18947631 Don't see why I couldn't.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:05:35 2018 No.18947648 >>18947643 It would be very boring.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:05:49 2018 No.18947651 File: 2.39 MB, 833x1000, tesomu-594282-Rachnera-sama.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She saw your ___.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:06:52 2018 No.18947655 >>18947651 shadow puppetry

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:07:30 2018 No.18947660 >>18947651 Love.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:07:38 2018 No.18947662 File: 53 KB, 600x850, For you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18947648 Por vous.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:07:54 2018 No.18947665 >>18947651 folder labeled "Cows"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:07:57 2018 No.18947666 >>18947651 Toy collection

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:09:46 2018 No.18947679 File: 1.21 MB, 1269x1800, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to create lizardgirls with my alchemy

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:10:04 2018 No.18947682 >>18947651 toku folder

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:10:12 2018 No.18947683 >>18947651 folder named "cute spiders with erotemes around their heads"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:10:33 2018 No.18947685 >>18947519 >Steam At least it's got a patch. In game purchases make me nervous though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:11:17 2018 No.18947688 File: 795 KB, 786x969, 68050979_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looks like someone got GRAPED.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:12:04 2018 No.18947692 >>18947688 Looks like a regular Anubis to me. Time to stuff my face in her crotch and explore the condition more carefully.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:12:32 2018 No.18947697 >>18947688 >I will never be an Anubis's fair skinned boy slave why are we here

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:13:02 2018 No.18947701 File: 2.26 MB, 2560x1440, 1478104065444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are my chances with the charming young arachne seamstress who lives at the end of the road?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:13:03 2018 No.18947700 >>18947688 Sclera aren't dark enough, have her bitten again.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:13:07 2018 No.18947702 >>18947697 Just to suffer?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:14:40 2018 No.18947713 File: 266 KB, 2048x1448, DbmH7hZU8AAgJhM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Beach foxes!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:20:23 2018 No.18947738 Monstergirls will become real but only after you stop thinking about them.

Anonymous Thu May 3 09:20:33 2018 No.18947740

>tfw no kuu, but very lewd kikimora
>Tell her you want to hit the bed early today
>She says "I will make sure the master bedroom is ready" in her usual soft, but kinda monotone voice
>After some time she still haven't come back and you just decide to go to bed anyway
>You arrive at the master bedroom and see her on your bed
>presenting herself, in really lewd lingerie, ready to be bred by master

What a bothersome maid

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:21:03 2018 No.18947742 File: 569 KB, 1049x1400, tumblr_p84tfnunlm1vldipoo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cutest traitor.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:21:45 2018 No.18947748 >>18947688 It's just the Pharaoh's doing. She got sick of her Anubis being such a prude

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:22:33 2018 No.18947757 >>18947740 Lie down and she'll be sure to make you fall asleep quickly, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:23:37 2018 No.18947763 >>18947742 Such an elegant lady. Would talk to in a social gathering.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:24:26 2018 No.18947769 >>18947701 How would I know I live in the shitty part of town.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:24:34 2018 No.18947770 >>18947742 Adorable, would commend on her skill in dealing with the local bandit problem, being too busy myself to deal with them

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:25:29 2018 No.18947774 >>18947713 Not that warm yet. But soon. Soon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:25:36 2018 No.18947776 >>18947742 >Being told to utterly forget your childhood crush because he's a pleb and you're a heroine No wonder

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:26:50 2018 No.18947781 File: 401 KB, 474x461, 1525354010596.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945618 Stop fucking rats.

Anonymous Thu May 3 09:28:18 2018 No.18947792

>>18947701
>"Ah-haha, H-hey, miss. This is a little embarrassing, I'm Anon, and I live just down the street there, I don't mean to sound like a stalker or anything but I noticed you were really good at weaving. I mean this will sound really weird, but you leave your front window open, and I can see through it every time I'm on the bus on my way home, and your designs are all really pretty. Uh, point is, I've got this rip in my pants I was wondering if you wouldn't mind fixing. N-not for free of course. I made too much dinner, so I thought I'd give you some. It's soup. Of course, I could always pay you for your time if you'd rather. Oh, you will? Thank you. A-Are you sure? I mean, I don't have anything to do this after noon, I don't mind eating with you. Why is the rip at the front of the pants? Ah...haha long story."

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:28:35 2018 No.18947794 >>18947548 Are you me?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:28:49 2018 No.18947797 >>18947781 Not him but you can’t stop me! They want the dick-dick and Rat-ogre chan is a big cutie

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:29:10 2018 No.18947799 >>18947776 >putting thots on the battlefield No wonder the city was lost

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:29:29 2018 No.18947801 >>18947688 >Graped Anubis reveals all the dirty secrets of the Pharaoh >Like how she frequents the young boy section of the slave market

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:30:56 2018 No.18947805 File: 347 KB, 1129x1600, 1523243985222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18947781 You kiddin'? I'm proposing to their shaman.

Anonymous Thu May 3 09:31:49 2018 No.18947811

>>18947391
I like to think that this is how every productivity-oriented monstergirl is.

>"Wait, so when you said business partner you didn't just mean househusband looking for an easy life? You brought a portfolio?"

And once they drop the charms, they become that much more charming.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:32:44 2018 No.18947817 >>18947805 >Skaven girl plans always go awry due to combination of treachery and marriage

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:33:22 2018 No.18947819 >>18947781 Mice are high tier girls Anon! They're a bunch a cuties! The Loli packs, chubby ex-thieves, and the milf mafia leaders! They are all cuties!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:35:15 2018 No.18947823 File: 953 KB, 1512x1723, DcLGN_OUwAE_8YN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Excellent technique.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:36:16 2018 No.18947827 >>18947817 >you will never get kidnapped by the skaven horde and be forced to satisfy an entire army of different sized rat cuties.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:36:37 2018 No.18947829 >>18947823 Cute

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:38:23 2018 No.18947836 >>18947819 Too true. Also great material for perverts to unleash their fetishes on >>18947827 >As the most prized male, Anon will mate with the Storm vermin, then the clan rats, then the storm vermin again!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:38:35 2018 No.18947838 >>18947797 >tfw no huge rat ogre-chan gf

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:39:38 2018 No.18947847 >>18947838 Would call her cute and buy lacy underwear

Anonymous Thu May 3 09:41:52 2018 No.18947857
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>A mysterious merchant beckons you at roadside to browse her wares
>She has but only a few potions with her but claims that she has a much greater inventory stashed away just a short walk into the woodline

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:42:25 2018 No.18947861 >>18947836 Being the male who is forced to mate with rat ogres, shamans, hook rats, flame rats, storm vermin, and all those other higher rank rats must be quite the life.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:44:04 2018 No.18947871 >>18947805 There's been too much paganry and shamanfucking in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:44:22 2018 No.18947874 >>18947651 MAL account

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:45:05 2018 No.18947879 >>18947857 Seems legit, as an experienced woodsman I can tell that there is no better place to store potions than in the shade.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:45:08 2018 No.18947880 File: 416 KB, 1200x804, deserttanuki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18947857 I'll stick with the fine wares purveyed by Lady Glodschmidt & Daughters, if it's all the same to you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:47:05 2018 No.18947888 >>18947857 >isnt trying to sell me a top break revolver nope.gif

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:47:18 2018 No.18947889 >>18947861 Considering you have 2 or 3 different clans involved right there, it may be tougher than you think

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:47:22 2018 No.18947890 >>18947857 Gonna be her assistant

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:48:12 2018 No.18947894 File: 469 KB, 720x864, what're ya buyin strangah.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18947857 I'm too strong for your potions, which are clearly of the weakest while I am of the strongest. I want the good shit that'll get me high as the moon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:48:31 2018 No.18947896 >>18947857 >”What’re yah sell?” >Whip out dick >Blushing so hard you can see the pink over her veil

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:51:43 2018 No.18947912 >>18947857 That artstyle is giving me bad vibes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:52:28 2018 No.18947916 File: 178 KB, 700x800, 9501088.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18947890 >Assistant >Not subject

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:52:38 2018 No.18947917 >>18946028 >CC Ladies Nite Where is this bar? I need to know.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:53:43 2018 No.18947924 >>18947917 In your heart.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:53:50 2018 No.18947927 >>18947912 That's her menacing aura.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:55:48 2018 No.18947938 >>18947927 No, it's because it's a guro artist.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:57:38 2018 No.18947951 >>18947927 Nope.

Anonymous Thu May 3 09:58:47 2018 No.18947961
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https://twitter.com/mousougahara/status/818491389197492225
https://twitter.com/mousougahara/status/848504246391644161
https://twitter.com/mousougahara/status/873494200179761154
https://twitter.com/mousougahara/status/990260469448433664
https://twitter.com/mousougahara/status/990590401802223616
Looks like someone really loves wighs.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:00:20 2018 No.18947971 >>18947961 I dont

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:01:43 2018 No.18947983 >>18947889 Not out of the question since it does say that the different clans will sell their own clan mates has hired soldiers, especially with clan Skab, which sells stormvermin.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:01:44 2018 No.18947984 >>18947857 >WHADDAYABUYIN!?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:02:49 2018 No.18947993 >>18947916 Part of the job

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:03:23 2018 No.18947997 >>18947961 MMD teeters too much into the uncanny valley for my taste.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:11:28 2018 No.18948030 >>18947961 >it's a twitter videos don't work on your browser -episode Why is that site just so bad, it even hides the video file url so you can't even get it by looking at the page source.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:16:12 2018 No.18948056 File: 614 KB, 1100x1027, 68461274_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945521 Manticores are cute! CUTE!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:17:27 2018 No.18948066 File: 69 KB, 595x842, DT1FgNxVMAA34vT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18947971 Gaaaaay...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:17:37 2018 No.18948068 >>18947983 Yeah but then you have a skyre, moulder, and esshin girls fighting for the dick dick

Anonymous Thu May 3 10:19:09 2018 No.18948081

>>18947961
I don't blame him, Wights are the best.
>>18948030
There's browser extensions that can save video files from most sites, even the ones that try to hide the source. Used one on those MMDs the other day.
Still, you shouldn't have to do that just to save a damn video.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:19:28 2018 No.18948084 File: 624 KB, 2000x1444, Wurm21.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:21:13 2018 No.18948096 File: 219 KB, 1000x590, Wurm wielder.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948084 Are we weaponizing Earth Dragons again?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:23:37 2018 No.18948118 File: 1.09 MB, 1280x1455, Shoggoth16.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's she listening to?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:24:51 2018 No.18948131 >>18948118 YOU'RE THE BEST AROUND NOTHING'S EVER GONNA KEEP YOU DOWN

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:25:55 2018 No.18948135 File: 53 KB, 403x514, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:28:29 2018 No.18948142 >>18948135 >Maid >Fish >Yes Okay then.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:29:21 2018 No.18948146 >>18948096 Nope, we’re majong them /fa/

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:30:25 2018 No.18948152 >>18948146 While I'm a big fan of mahjong, how does one mahjong something [into] /fa/?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:30:34 2018 No.18948155 File: 1.44 MB, 1200x1049, 59036707_p4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948142

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:31:20 2018 No.18948159 >>18948081 >tfw still no Wight making-of

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:32:43 2018 No.18948164 >>18948135 >Big >Succubus >Maid I’ll take two please.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:33:51 2018 No.18948168 >>18948135 >Mermaid >Moth >Foot Um

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:34:15 2018 No.18948171 File: 71 KB, 499x600, Looks like she's back to take her husband to the sea..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:34:17 2018 No.18948172 >>18948152 The answer is phone posting sucks. Should be making

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:34:25 2018 No.18948173 >>18948155 Ah, there we go then. Why does she look so worried?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:34:28 2018 No.18948174 >>18948056 What a cute young couple

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:35:33 2018 No.18948178 It's the start of a new month anon! How is the writing/drawing/commissioning coming along?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:35:34 2018 No.18948179 >>18948174 >I'll see you after class B-but why

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:35:49 2018 No.18948181 File: 156 KB, 795x785, Whitehorn34.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you do anons?

Anonymous Thu May 3 10:37:03 2018 No.18948185

>>18948178
I've been super-duper lazy and haven't written anything. Nobody cares anyway so it's not like it's that big of a deal. I might try some smut now that I have an idea for it though.
>>18948181
Shove a doll under the bed. Hunters love dolls. Often.

Anonymous Thu May 3 10:37:27 2018 No.18948187

>>18948159
It hurts, I'd really love to know anything else about them even if it's only small details. It's a shame KC has really stopped doing making of posts while gearing up for for Sabbath book and knowing that's not out till August is depressing.

Really what I'd like more than anything is a succubus notebook style release based on undead culture.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:38:20 2018 No.18948192 >>18945521 >I'll see you after class B-but why?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:39:35 2018 No.18948198 >>18948178 >commissioning I'm still waiting on one of a wight getting dicked which has been held up for quite a while and I'm still being indecisive about what to get next.

Anonymous Thu May 3 10:40:01 2018 No.18948202

>>18948178
I've got four commissions in various stages of progress right now. Two are working on them currently, one I have a sketch back but won't be continued for a few weeks, and the last one the artist is sort of MIA but I haven't paid yet so that's not too bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:40:08 2018 No.18948204 File: 1.29 MB, 1280x1484, tumblr_p2615wbW3Y1v2gw9ko1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948179 >>18948192 You know why.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:40:22 2018 No.18948206 >>18948181 Put on my hunter hunting hat and scare away the spoopy daughter frighteners.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:40:48 2018 No.18948208 >>18948135 >vampire succubus day Well, that sucks.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:41:36 2018 No.18948213 File: 151 KB, 700x688, Vampire15.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948208

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:42:27 2018 No.18948216 >>18948204 >that clothing >holding a bard ready Oh man this lady knows what she wants and how to get it. Why didn't I have a teacher like this?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:43:24 2018 No.18948218 >>18948213 Deredere Vampires will never get a visit from a Dhampir.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:44:04 2018 No.18948224 >>18948216 >bard Barb*

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:45:36 2018 No.18948235 >>18948216 Assuming it's Manticore anatomy class, she's looking for a volunteer to demonstrate how Manticore venom affects a man.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:46:45 2018 No.18948245 >>18948204 But I didn't do anything wrong

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:46:57 2018 No.18948246 File: 362 KB, 1835x1573, Manticore8b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948216 Because you touch yourself at night.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:48:28 2018 No.18948249 >>18948246 First /v/ tells me to stop fapping to increase testosterone levels, now you. Not gonna happen! Never ever!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:48:55 2018 No.18948250 >>18948235 >every monster girl in the class gets a manticore spine to test out at the end of class

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:49:32 2018 No.18948254 >>18948235 >Manticore teacher tells you to stay after class >You're flunking biology boy >Time for some supplemental lessons Uh-oh.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:51:18 2018 No.18948259 File: 142 KB, 640x905, yQWCTwZyrCRn87Wbh1ZSDl3nkvGV7xb8UvL_9iTOaJ0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:51:24 2018 No.18948260 >>18948192 To make babies.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:52:11 2018 No.18948265 >>18948259 Cryhoshi go away, you got politics to discuss.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:52:33 2018 No.18948266 File: 129 KB, 1452x1512, 2xq2ocD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pick one.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:53:10 2018 No.18948275 >>18948224 Hey, a manticore bard could be interesting. Don't you want her to play you a song while she milks you with her tail?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:54:26 2018 No.18948283 >>18948275 I bet she sticks a barb into you while you were listening and acts smug when it takes effect >Whats wrong Anon? Can't hide that erection anymore?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:56:26 2018 No.18948290 Reminder to report the mermaid spammer.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:58:21 2018 No.18948294 >>18948266 Pink haired one.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:58:42 2018 No.18948296 >>18948283 >she starts off using her tail gently while playing a slow song >it gets faster and heavier as she gets into it and stops playing nice

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:59:43 2018 No.18948302 File: 604 KB, 1903x3007, 228cf976-3786-457f-8cf2-8254766b3953.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948290 Reminder that the mods stopped giving a fuck a long time ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:59:54 2018 No.18948303 >>18948249 If it makes you feel better, fapping apparently helps prostrate health. Also, /v/ are retards

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:00:18 2018 No.18948305 >>18948290 He probably ban evades, he's posted nudity plenty of times before and had his posts deleted but he continues like nothing happened.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:00:27 2018 No.18948306 >>18948296 I'm gonna bet that she knows repentless by slayer

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:01:01 2018 No.18948312 >>18948302 >mods stopped giving a fuck That's a site wide issue too. Shit sucks.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:01:41 2018 No.18948315 >>18948249 >taking health advice from 4chan

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:02:19 2018 No.18948317 >>18948290 Oh, with extreme prejudice.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:02:31 2018 No.18948318 >>18948315 But I specifically said I DIDN'T take that advice.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:04:58 2018 No.18948330 >>18948302 It's completely fucked anon, you get vacationed for posting about discord but these faggots get to do whatever they want without consequence is infuriating.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:09:51 2018 No.18948353 File: 489 KB, 2197x1200, file_24f28ac831_original.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948317 >he still thinks the mods care

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:12:45 2018 No.18948372 >>18948181 Simple. Check under her bed, her closet, and her dresser to show her that there’s no hunter in her room. Then one night I put on my ghillie suit and scare the piss out of her and video tape it and post it online!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:12:56 2018 No.18948373 >>18948302 Yeah, but reporting also hides posts and it's pretty therapeutic.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:14:13 2018 No.18948384 File: 937 KB, 400x289, t8iy2Y3.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:14:21 2018 No.18948385 >>18948315 /fit/ is pretty damn good Anything involving raw onions however...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:15:17 2018 No.18948389 File: 66 KB, 177x145, 1525360517881.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948373 Just like praying?

Anonymous Thu May 3 11:15:27 2018 No.18948390

>>18948187
There's decent amounts of information about undead culture after that latest translated bit about Hel and stuff. I'm especially interested in the making-of, since KC has usually explained his thought process behind the design and pointed out some subtle details in them.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:15:31 2018 No.18948391 >>18948246 >Because you touch yourself at night. It hurts knowing I’ll never have a Manticore teacher place cameras in my room and watch me at night.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:15:33 2018 No.18948392 >>18948260 Things are moving too fast!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:15:57 2018 No.18948394 File: 828 KB, 722x714, bad elves.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Be nice, they're guests.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:17:07 2018 No.18948402 >>18948394 If I cum in their drinks would they notice?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:17:20 2018 No.18948405 >>18948394 Methoniums new style is bland.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:17:54 2018 No.18948407 >>18948394 Grope them? Grope them.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:18:02 2018 No.18948408 Who's the most wholesome girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:18:02 2018 No.18948409 File: 398 KB, 810x1080, 48234114_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948394 I prefer fit elves.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:18:23 2018 No.18948410 >>18948394 I want to start by face fucking the dark elf, then immediately make the blonde one into my slam pig

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:19:22 2018 No.18948418 >>18948409 I prefer and desire both

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:19:28 2018 No.18948420 File: 694 KB, 1331x629, Whitehorn_eng1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948408

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:19:28 2018 No.18948421 >>18948391 You are her prey after all

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:19:32 2018 No.18948422 >>18948402 The tea-drinker would notice immediately. The cola-drinker, thanks to the carbonation and sweetness of the drink, would be oblivious.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:20:40 2018 No.18948430 File: 204 KB, 870x1252, dimg005xgv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948409 She's pretty fit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:20:47 2018 No.18948431 >>18948408 Alice. Unfortunately, you're a pervy onii-chan.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:22:19 2018 No.18948438 >>18948408 see>>18945751

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:22:46 2018 No.18948440 >>18948394 >tfw no childhood friend elf mistresses

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:23:51 2018 No.18948444 File: 307 KB, 565x688, CVL_Escort_Princess_722_Full_Damaged.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948430 >potato is dead

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:25:35 2018 No.18948461 >>18948408 Crow Tengu. They only have sex after marriage.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:26:12 2018 No.18948466 >>18948430 Give potatoes

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:27:50 2018 No.18948474 File: 303 KB, 740x944, 1512430132342.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948394 >>18948430

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:29:03 2018 No.18948480 File: 249 KB, 500x500, an oni and a boat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948466 OK.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:35:21 2018 No.18948510 Friendly reminder that there is absolutely nothing wrong with dicking the daughteru if she asks!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:36:19 2018 No.18948514 File: 714 KB, 960x950, iHnmxz2Vxa1DEYdewaefKT4IZOFjevJb0ui82gJZ9oo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What did you just say to her?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:36:22 2018 No.18948515 >>18948480 Those are boats, not potatos

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:37:27 2018 No.18948520 >>18948510 Friendly reminder that you've failed as a father if your daughter actually wants you to fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:37:51 2018 No.18948523 >>18948514 That she’s going to need more cushion for the pushing I’m about to give her

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:38:45 2018 No.18948529 File: 298 KB, 1920x1280, zivel1509959116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948515 >he doesn't know

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:39:02 2018 No.18948530 >>18948514 i hate riddles

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:41:02 2018 No.18948543 >>18948440 I see that you're a man of learning.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:42:01 2018 No.18948551 >>18948520 Don't lie, this would be a lot more common than people think with monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:42:01 2018 No.18948552 File: 696 KB, 1013x1200, Gandharva_big.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://i.imgur.com/EFtd80P.png

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:42:10 2018 No.18948555 >>18948520 Agreed

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:44:22 2018 No.18948569 >>18948390 Oh you're right, there's a lot out there but a man can dream and want more right? I'd be really glad to know about some of the finer details that went into making Wights though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:46:19 2018 No.18948578 >>18948520 >tell her no >she just rapes you in your sleep bad end.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:47:33 2018 No.18948585 >>18948578 Sounds like a good end to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:48:15 2018 No.18948587 >>18948390 Wait does hel, hell and the underworld all exist at once? What about the reaper? Thanatos? hades?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:48:18 2018 No.18948589 >>18948394 I wanna lick their feet

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:48:36 2018 No.18948592 >>18948514 >"What walks on two legs in the morning and during the day, has no legs touching the ground in the evening and walks on four legs later in the evening?"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:49:46 2018 No.18948600 >>18948587 It's just the goddess of death's name in MGE.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:49:55 2018 No.18948602 File: 140 KB, 375x600, 1525233618859.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948585 Why would you want to cuck your faithful wife?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:50:48 2018 No.18948604 >>18948602 Because it's her fetish?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:52:38 2018 No.18948612 >>18948602 It's not cucking you retard, it's just a weird harem.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 12:00:04 2018 No.18948653 >>18948543 >You grew up with your mistresses >Your family was bound in servitude to their family >Despite you only being their servant/butler they keep visiting your room in a casual way, wanting to hang out.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 12:05:51 2018 No.18948700 File: 44 KB, 639x610, Shirohebi55.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >How can other sneks even compete? >I'll burn you if you look at them though

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 12:06:35 2018 No.18948705 >>18948700 I want to buttrape a loli Shirohebi!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 12:09:54 2018 No.18948728 >>18947738 Done.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 12:15:19 2018 No.18948751 >>18948700 >You will never be threatened like that by your evil overlord mamono wife

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 12:25:08 2018 No.18948799 File: 2.68 MB, 2100x2856, 1521648282661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18947827 I rather be part of the wolfu Dogs of War company

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 12:30:04 2018 No.18948819 File: 166 KB, 686x994, 59516649_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948604 Sounds like you married the wrong girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 12:31:03 2018 No.18948822 >>18948700 They have nice colors.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 12:36:33 2018 No.18948853 File: 501 KB, 1280x1791, Endless_Requiem_yasha_Boukensha_Senyou_no_Ura_Fuuzokuten_Page_003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://exhentai.org/g/1211131/23e2d9ef10/

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 12:37:42 2018 No.18948859 File: 156 KB, 484x536, Wurm12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945529 >>18945528 Hey, it still shows up if you search for "monster girl" in the catalog.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 12:42:08 2018 No.18948880 File: 55 KB, 624x526, DBza4M0UwAAn68m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Real dead hours.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 12:43:17 2018 No.18948882 >>18948880 5 minutes is not an hour

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 12:43:24 2018 No.18948884 >>18948880 But anon, I'm still alive

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 12:44:32 2018 No.18948889 File: 954 KB, 1024x1536, sauce is erect! vn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shyccubutt a cute! CUTE!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 12:46:11 2018 No.18948897 >>18948859 Man I wish I could have a Wurm waifu, that would be the life. I too am pretty dense so I feel like we’d have a more pure relationship than other people. Which is fine by me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 12:47:49 2018 No.18948907 >>18948889 >succubus princess has never met a man before >just read about them in her mother’s books >when she first catches you, you resign to your fate and start stripping >she then goes beet red and asks why you’re stripping

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 12:48:12 2018 No.18948912 >>18948799 >Shoulders and hats Are those doppelsoldners?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 12:52:33 2018 No.18948948 File: 746 KB, 960x640, 9ohRxGlp1C8XRYz2BBESONb2XvjTAb66OphSdqtTELw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remove chaos.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 12:58:20 2018 No.18948979 >>18948948 >MacYeti wants the flamethrower >SHE WANTS THE WHAT?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:00:24 2018 No.18948987 >>18948979 >MacYeti No, don't ruin a monster girl version of The Thing.

Anonymous Thu May 3 13:03:33 2018 No.18949008

If you moved to MGC would you get a job in the same field you’re in now? Or would you do something different?
I personally would love to be on a groundscrew for a country club filled with thirsty CCs and milfy MGs who try to hook me up with their single daughters.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:05:27 2018 No.18949016 >>18949008 I'd be a professional rape victim.

Anonymous Thu May 3 13:06:47 2018 No.18949023
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>monster mothers often give their daughters as much freedom as possible and let them make their own decisions. Monster children basically spend their days doing whatever they like, and going wherever they like.
Monster girl daughters are low maintenance high benefits. I don't know why some anons are so adamant about never having any.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:07:22 2018 No.18949025 >>18949008 I'm going to be a househusband!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:09:00 2018 No.18949038 >>18949023 Everyone's too scared of dicking them.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:09:23 2018 No.18949040 >>18949008 I have no idea what I'd do. Maybe work as a bartender at night so I could hear the complains of OL monsters and CCs

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:09:23 2018 No.18949041 >>18949025 To a rough, but loving hellhound?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:09:57 2018 No.18949043 >>18948948 Can you give me artist name? Can't find that shit

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:10:25 2018 No.18949046 >>18949041 No, to a hardworking, loving Kobold!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:11:02 2018 No.18949051 >>18949023 Gonna breed the maid so that there will be a lot of little kiki maids running around in the mansion

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:12:03 2018 No.18949054 >>18948912 Basically

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:13:37 2018 No.18949061 >>18949041 >hellhound Does every scenario have to involve hellhounds?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:14:44 2018 No.18949066 File: 334 KB, 900x820, s - 5818531 - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 4girls animal ears bell black hair blush bow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949061 They're cute

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:17:02 2018 No.18949081 File: 1.32 MB, 1280x1261, tumblr_owfzfhoWNP1qfsnufo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you ever wanted to make something of yourself?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:18:12 2018 No.18949089 >>18949061 Calm down. I never really post about hellhounds

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:19:16 2018 No.18949097 >>18949081 I want to die.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:19:18 2018 No.18949098 >>18949061 Yes. Serious answer though, the "hellhounds get involved in everything" complaints are lame. There's other girls that get posted and shoved into things just as much but get a free pass that hellhounds don't seem to.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:19:28 2018 No.18949099 >>18949081 Not really, no.

Anonymous Thu May 3 13:22:48 2018 No.18949114

You're asking the wrong thread.
Quite a few peoplw want the monsters to provide everything while they layback and chill
Sex, while plesurable, will be the only thing effort is put into

grimdark fags said the MGE was real the world would "Fuck itself to death" but im starting to think humanity's just too fuckin lazy to even bother with its own destruction.
Life won't end, but creativity will.

Anonymous Thu May 3 13:22:52 2018 No.18949116

>>18949038
Giving your daughter a good old fuck has never harmed anyone.
Even if your wife is a possessive species she would just rape you silly until you wouldn't even think about dicking your daughter.

>>18949051
How do you settle all the disputes between the little kikis who think papa should be everyone master and the ones who think that they should each get their own master?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:23:51 2018 No.18949123 >>18949114 Whoops, meant to quote>>18949081

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:24:34 2018 No.18949127 >>18949116 >How do you settle all the disputes between the little kikis who think papa should be everyone master and the ones who think that they should each get their own master? They will find their own masters when they grow up

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:25:57 2018 No.18949134 >>18948135 mermaid harpy demon

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:26:02 2018 No.18949136 >>18948987 Who else could handle the cold of Antarctica? Would it be a wild pack of Wendigos running away from a lone Shog who wants a place to stay for the night?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:26:14 2018 No.18949138 >>18949114 Somebody doesn't understand maslow's hierarchy of needs

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:28:24 2018 No.18949151 File: 153 KB, 669x729, 34bc9f47ce3ed75ec7da137c699edbd0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948135 >Maid dragon demon Yes?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:29:26 2018 No.18949154 >>18949138 Consider that I've never heard of it before

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:29:52 2018 No.18949159 >>18949136 >Who else could handle the cold of Antarctica? The same cast as the actual movie.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:31:41 2018 No.18949167 >>18949138 A fellow psych, color my surprised. Monsters achieving self-actualization probably involves a lot of dicking.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:31:47 2018 No.18949168 >>18949154 If you're going to talk about creativity and self actualization in a world where all of one's basic needs are fulfilled, you should probably look into the psychology behind it a little bit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:32:30 2018 No.18949172 >>18949159 You're boring and unoriginal

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:35:48 2018 No.18949194 >>18949172 Better than the shit you made up.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:36:10 2018 No.18949198 >>18949151 How do you make a dragon a maid?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:36:21 2018 No.18949199 File: 181 KB, 1000x752, Shameless+plug+channelmonstergirlsfunnyjunk+best+_d15f140198fe63530f48daccff2d1b2b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949043 SauceNao gives me nothing, but I suspect it's BlanksCanvas.

Anonymous Thu May 3 13:37:27 2018 No.18949208

>>18949167
Human behavior is really interesting.
I recall it's mentioned somewhere in MGE that monsters, once settled down with a husband and with sufficient access to sex, will take on crafts and hobbies and trades as you would normally expect from people.

Anonymous Thu May 3 13:38:31 2018 No.18949219

>>18948948
This is funnier in my mind if it’s the genki Kiki and seductive shoggy best friends from earlier threads.
>”AAAAHH SHOGGY LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THE BASEMENT AAAAAHH”
>”Noooo~ Kiki stoooop~ it hurts my eyes~ why are you yelling~?”
>”I DONT KNOW AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH”

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:38:42 2018 No.18949222 >>18949208 They do. Even incubi do that

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:38:58 2018 No.18949227 File: 282 KB, 1000x1000, Hellhound267.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949061 People love the hellhound because she's one of the few MGE girls who doesn't turn into a boring waifu when she finds a man.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:40:09 2018 No.18949234 >>18949219 And Master will have to deal with this mess

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:40:23 2018 No.18949235 >>18949199 >You were suspicious when your Mershark friend told you she found a summer job. >You really should've expected this.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:41:56 2018 No.18949244 >>18949151 Gross

Anonymous Thu May 3 13:42:39 2018 No.18949246
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>>18949222
Yea but there was a line in MGE that said monsters think of nothing but sex, therefore anything that depicts otherwise is non-canon. It doesn't matter what KC says, or how much content there is contradiction my theory. They're all wrong and non-canon. Monsters are evil. We need to kill them all. For the Order!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:43:34 2018 No.18949250 >>18949246 Ironic shitposting is still shitposting you retarded /monster/ faggot.

Anonymous Thu May 3 13:43:44 2018 No.18949253

>>18949208
The easiest perspective shift style that made it work in my mind is just realizing that sex for a Monstergirl and Incubus takes the place of eating, drinking, sleeping, and other sustaining functions, while retaining all the pleasure sex normally has amplified by the reward circuits naturally inherent to those specific tasks.
So if course they can do additionally things as hobbies and pursuits and even dare I say passions, but rather than eat or drink or sleep to sustain their creative interests, they just have sex instead and it just works(tm)
As an aside, those same tasks can still be performed but now only exist in their pleasurable or indulgent forms without the ties to sustinence. Logically, monsters probably put much more emphasis on very indulgent or decadent foods that don’t need to care about nutritional value.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:44:18 2018 No.18949255 >>18949246 >/tg/ in a nutshell

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:44:20 2018 No.18949256 File: 553 KB, 1253x709, ushiinleaves.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949227 Which monster girls would get along best? Like be best friends. Hellhound and Ushi seem like a good pair.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:46:03 2018 No.18949269 >>18949227 But she's becoming a boring waifu because she so predictable.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:46:50 2018 No.18949272 >>18949256 Wight and Lich.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:49:33 2018 No.18949276 File: 713 KB, 500x3000, Hellhound82.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949269

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:50:18 2018 No.18949278 >>18949256 We already know that witches and familiars get along very well. I also bet that Inari and Ryu would be fast friends.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:50:22 2018 No.18949280 >>18949151 Perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:51:49 2018 No.18949287 >>18949151 Needs color.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:52:44 2018 No.18949288 File: 601 KB, 743x628, tumblr_nwvqagF9eJ1utt6xwo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949272

Anonymous Thu May 3 13:53:01 2018 No.18949291

>Grow up with a Hellhound childhood friend
>She's a year younger than you, but you've been together since you were babies
>Both of your parents would babysit for one another all the time, so you were always together
>Her family moves away when you're 9
>She says "Don't be sad, onii-chan, I'll come back to marry you soon"
>Years go by and you're starting your sophomore year of college
>Get tackled from behind with a shout of "ONIIIIII-CHAAAAAAAN!"
>It's her, all grown up and plump in all the right places
>You're not short by any stretch of the imagination, but she's still a head taller than you as well
>"Do you remember what I told you when I moved?" she asks with a grin that exudes pride
>Without giving you a chance to answer, she grabs you and slings you over her shoulder before carting you off to her dorm room
>Her childhood affection kept her natural domineering spirit from developing, so she's more playful than anything

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:54:14 2018 No.18949297 >>18949288 >posting /u/ shit

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:55:07 2018 No.18949300 >>18949276 >rape monthly Did you know hellhounds like rape

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:56:28 2018 No.18949303 >>18949297 >implying the wight isn't teasing the lich why she doesn't have a hubby yet so she could go to the balls

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:57:31 2018 No.18949312 >>18949303 That would be good. Unfortunately that's not what the image was made for.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:58:33 2018 No.18949319 >>18949303 Pretty sure the original context was the Wight offering to hook the Lich up with a cute boy or something. NEETs like that Lich need a more extroverted girl to help them get out there or they'll spend their whole un-life as virgins.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:59:12 2018 No.18949323 File: 934 KB, 1444x875, 1506892773185.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949272

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 13:59:46 2018 No.18949328 >>18949276 Why is Pat on the cover of Rape Monthly? Did his wife monsterize into one?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:00:18 2018 No.18949332 >>18949323 Isn't that the Wight that sucks ass at vidya?

Anonymous Thu May 3 14:00:28 2018 No.18949334
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>be merman in the age of former Demon Lord
>have mermaid waifu
>you make babies the same way normal fish do: waifu lays the eggs, you cover them with sperm
>while you're sleeping, the new Demon Lord takes power
>wake up one morning with tits and a human vagina
>have a sudden desire to mate with a human boy
>your waifu has already claimed a husbando
Thanks mamonobama.

Anonymous Thu May 3 14:00:39 2018 No.18949335

>>18949081
>>18949114
MGE gives you plenty of ways of making something of yourself.
Even if you put all the JRPG stuff aside you can still find purpose in any relationship with a monster girl.
At the most basic level even marrying a basic lv1 Slime and spending the rest of your life in some beginner dungeon having sex with her would both directly and indirectly help the Demon Lord unify men and monster girls. With that fact alone you would be working hard everyday towards the betterment of the world no matter how lethargic and obscene your lifestyle is.
Imagine how proud you'd be if a Lilim came to visit you and give you a personal thanks in stead of her mother for helping her overthrow the Chief God and end her reign of tyranny? All that for simply fucking and leading a perfect life with your monster girl wife.
Then there are also species with their own goal and purpose that you can adopt such as Atlach-Nachas who want to complete their web, Inaris who want to grow 9 tails, Echidnas who want to give birth to new species, etc...

Anonymous Thu May 3 14:01:37 2018 No.18949342

>>18949328
Knowing their relationship, she probably would.
And then she'd kick his ass for thinking he needs a time-slow mechanic for a fucking timing puzzle, how the fuck can someone be so bad at puzzles?

>>18949332
Pretty sure it is. Bully her for her low arcade scores!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:02:12 2018 No.18949349 File: 3.07 MB, 2401x2800, 1506397557245.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949332 I think so They went to karaoke later too IIRC

Anonymous Thu May 3 14:04:15 2018 No.18949357

>>18949255
Do they opt out stuff like that in their setting on purpose or is it because they don't actually know about a lot of those details? As far as I know they don't have that stuff in their setting, but then again I have been in those threads like 3 times since it was created so I don't know shit about their setting. I don't even know if they have ONE setting or if it just was one random guy's setting. There is also that weird thing about whole monster nations being against the Demon Lord which I find really weird(Are they against the possibility of having sons ect?). Either way I don't mind them doing their own setting.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:05:00 2018 No.18949362 >>18949342 >Bully her for her low arcade scores! Well that seems pretty rude, anon. I'd probably just play with her and give advice so she can improve. >>18949349 Well I would certainly like to go sing karaoke with them even if I suck at singing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:05:10 2018 No.18949364 >>18949335 >helping the demon lord >a worthwhile goal

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:06:52 2018 No.18949372 File: 201 KB, 500x729, MAKE LESCATIE GREAT AGAIN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949364 >>>/tg/

Anonymous Thu May 3 14:07:10 2018 No.18949374

>>18949349
>You'll never be a sheltered Wight Ojou-sama's butler, taking her out into where the commoners go on a forced outing so she can see you get flustered at being seen in public with a beauty like her.
>She'll never end up getting flustered instead because of how bad at games she is and how good the street food tastes.
>She'll never learn you're something of an arcade legend, coming down from the manor to play on what downtime you have.
>She'll never start to actually fall for your serious face when you play.
>She'll never insist on giving you your free time so you and she can go down into town, play games and get Takoyaki.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:07:49 2018 No.18949378 >>18949357 It’s just an MG coat of paint on their own setting more or less.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:09:17 2018 No.18949387 >>18949374 >butler That's honestly pretty lame.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:10:49 2018 No.18949395 >>18949291 Cute. I want something like this, but with a Demon childhood friend

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:12:20 2018 No.18949399 >>18949395 >Demon childhood friend Finally, another man of taste.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:16:05 2018 No.18949417 >>18949395 >>18949399 Demon childhood friends are to be avoided because of the high risk of premature contract signing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:18:52 2018 No.18949432 >>18949395 >end up kinda lonely in college >suddenly this sexy and confident demoness approaches you at the college cafeteria

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:19:06 2018 No.18949433 >>18949417 There's nothing wrong with signing your demon childhood friend's contract that states that you stay with her forever. That makes the scenario where one of you moves away even better.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:22:23 2018 No.18949447 >>18949297 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:24:08 2018 No.18949455 File: 216 KB, 896x1200, eqYi9Sf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TFW no zombie maid

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:24:25 2018 No.18949456 File: 107 KB, 774x1000, dff89188f9acd6f8b64c1f584f22aeee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get you a girl who dresses conservatively.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:26:56 2018 No.18949471 >>18949417 Wrong, that's why you need them. >>18949433 Anon, this is getting creepily similar because that's basically the fantasy I've been talking about in this thread for roughly a year.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:27:14 2018 No.18949474 >>18949455 >She always sneaks in and cuddles up with master every night

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:30:13 2018 No.18949487 File: 143 KB, 850x895, Hellhound282.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949456 That ass is too fat.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:30:23 2018 No.18949489 >>18949417 If you're older than her it's fine, you'd have the wisdom to not sign anything and the proper ability to give a young demon something else she wants. It still counts as childhood friends if there's only one childhood involved, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:32:04 2018 No.18949493 >>18949487 It is for a girl who has nothing going on upstairs.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:32:27 2018 No.18949497 >>18949456 Best for making into broodmothers

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:34:13 2018 No.18949506 File: 98 KB, 670x1000, __saten_ruiko_to_aru_kagaku_no_railgun_and_to_aru_majutsu_no_index_drawn_by_kawakami_masaki__61204ae8657c7f025ac7688f3f60b69a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949487 >ass is too fat

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:34:21 2018 No.18949507 >>18949456 My exact fetish is 'Elves who attempt to dress modestly but whose bodies are so lewd that they seem indecent no matter what they wear'.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:34:41 2018 No.18949508 >>18949489 I want my Demonfu to get all flustered and bashful when one of our daughterus asks why she keeps a contract written in crayon framed in the living room.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:35:34 2018 No.18949511 >>18949487 >Hellhound wikifag has shit taste Of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:36:30 2018 No.18949518 File: 90 KB, 620x1000, dff43534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949456 >>18949507 >>18949487

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:36:39 2018 No.18949520 File: 830 KB, 1600x1895, Hellhound174.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949493

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:36:58 2018 No.18949522 >>18949506 That hair is so lazy it physically pains me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:38:04 2018 No.18949524 >>18949520 >chestlets That poor man.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:38:54 2018 No.18949528 >>18949520 Classic hellhoundfag homosexual autism

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:40:06 2018 No.18949534 >>18949528 Hellhoundfags are some of the worst posters.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:48:08 2018 No.18949558 >>18949524 Hey, maybe she makes up for a lack of chest with a spectacular ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:49:12 2018 No.18949563 >>18949558 Ass without tits is unacceptable. Even the lolis need something more than flats.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:49:18 2018 No.18949565 File: 722 KB, 1081x1400, tumblr_p77a6k92J01vldipoo1_r1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Consider the following: gyaru ryus.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:50:01 2018 No.18949571 File: 366 KB, 966x395, weresheep harem.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949487 Got you covered Ireland

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:51:19 2018 No.18949581 File: 690 KB, 500x700, mercedes and her mother.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How about fairies and stuff

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:51:28 2018 No.18949583 >>18949565 I've heard of Dark Dragons before, but this? ...not that it's a bad thing, mind you. I hear chocolate can be good for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:52:24 2018 No.18949585 >>18949571 me on the left

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:52:47 2018 No.18949589 >>18949565 >>18949583 Man that’s barely even tanned.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:53:04 2018 No.18949592 File: 127 KB, 948x670, 54322685_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949571 But sheep-fucking is the Welsh's thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:53:17 2018 No.18949593 >>18949581 Didn't they both die in the end?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:54:34 2018 No.18949605 >>18949581 I'd use a curvy fairy onahole but would prefer a curvy titania onee-san.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:55:20 2018 No.18949609 >>18946096 wat

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:55:39 2018 No.18949611 >>18949581 Fairies are only good for 3 things: Pestering you while you go on an adventure Healing you with their dust Being your pocket stretchy onahole

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:57:19 2018 No.18949621 File: 110 KB, 595x842, DCwiE-rVoAAIZPD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949581 What about them?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:57:50 2018 No.18949623 >>18947429 >tfw not a servant in a vampire household >With a loli vampire mistress >Lich/dark mage librarian and friend of vampire mistress >Kombat kiki headmaid >Succubus servant of the librarian >Dragon(?) gate guard >a lot of fairy maids

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:59:41 2018 No.18949630 >>18949528 while spanking is retarded, femdom isn't gay

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 14:59:42 2018 No.18949631 >>18949611 Size queen stretchy, hourglass body wife and travelling companion, that’s the girl for me. Bonus points if she’s into facesitting and femdom from time to time. My heartboner. And boner boner.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:01:48 2018 No.18949645 >>18949593 >Spoiler The mother dies at the start of mercedes's story, dying by odin's big flail Balor Mercedes dies no matter what she fights in the Armageddon, but the true ending has her be part of the world's revival as her true name is Yggdrasil

Anonymous Thu May 3 15:03:27 2018 No.18949655

>>18949508
If you wanted a Demon waifu to get really flustered and bashful when her first contract is asked about, she would be remembering the little girl x adult man romance you started out with, when she was around the same age as the daughter now asking about the contract is.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:04:37 2018 No.18949660 >>18949655 Incorrect. Childhood friendship romance is justice.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:06:14 2018 No.18949666 >>18949631 Would there be retaliation if one day she woke you up by bullying your morning wood? It's the perfect size to be her punching bag and wrestling partner after all.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:07:15 2018 No.18949676 File: 260 KB, 1920x1080, Odin-Sphere-Leifthrasir.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949581 >>18949655 Gwendolyn in that dress is the best Though I do question the how he fits her wings in it

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:08:19 2018 No.18949686 >>18949676 quoted the wrong thing, sorry

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:12:07 2018 No.18949708 >>18949660 It was one party's childhood and more than friends, close enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:13:11 2018 No.18949716 >>18949676 What was with that bird that kept saying she was shit? Also you have that picture of the dude with the fire girls?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:15:22 2018 No.18949730 I don't hate them, But Hellhounds are so oversaturated that I'd rather talk about Manticores.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:16:50 2018 No.18949736 >>18949730 Then don't talk about Hellhounds. Talk about corrupting holy maidens instead

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:18:24 2018 No.18949744 File: 124 KB, 859x1200, DZ9tAX9UQAAmMVm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949730 Blame Kenkou Cross for making every other girl so predictable.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:18:44 2018 No.18949745 >>18949676 Is it me or is that girl's waist too thin?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:18:44 2018 No.18949746 >>18949708 Incorrect. Same/close age or get out.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:20:29 2018 No.18949756 File: 681 KB, 800x920, macxHp5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:23:53 2018 No.18949766 >>18949756 You have to go back, redditor.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:24:41 2018 No.18949769 File: 460 KB, 1000x1003, tumblr_p2tqu0uRRu1s0bx26o1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Snek family

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:25:19 2018 No.18949772 File: 47 KB, 697x378, ss+(2018-02-07+at+10.32.17).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949520 Hellhounds are cute. CUTE.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:26:18 2018 No.18949779 >>18949008 No clue, work in the hospital so idk how well that would translate to the MG but I bet it would make for some steamy hospital romance

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:26:18 2018 No.18949780 >>18949744 oi, hellhounds have one setting: rape. That's as predictable as it gets man. at least the the other monsters have housewife mode after.

Anonymous Thu May 3 15:26:23 2018 No.18949781

>>18949730
>>18949736
Combine them.
>Newborn Manticore adopted by the church
>Raised to be a chaste and pious maiden
>Her instincts are always bubbling under the surface though
>She finally meets a man who flips her switch
>Her affection is twisted by her religious upbringing
>She becomes warped by the belief that she's being commanded by god to suck all the sinfulness out of him
>Dedicates her life to "saving" him, not realizing that she's falling deeper and deeper into lust

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:26:43 2018 No.18949783 File: 806 KB, 650x2291, good girl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949772 I agree.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:28:24 2018 No.18949794 File: 1.08 MB, 1082x665, Inari_-_ushi-oni.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949780 >at least the the other monsters https://youtu.be/X_2EwdT--bc

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:28:49 2018 No.18949796 File: 144 KB, 1000x844, 1524354484347.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949781

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:29:39 2018 No.18949801 File: 434 KB, 1350x765, oswald_and_vulcans_by_oh8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949676 The bird was her dead sister telling her not to blindly do shit for her dad.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:29:50 2018 No.18949803 >>18949098 This, it's clear which MG are popular and which aren't. Don't be surprised that HH get posted when they are one of the most well received

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:30:32 2018 No.18949808 File: 361 KB, 512x512, Z7HeRxU.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949781 >Newborn Manticore adopted by the church Pretty sure that would be a death sentence for any human couple in Order lands.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:31:16 2018 No.18949814 >>18949116 Cause as much of a mess as possible and keep them occupied

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:31:27 2018 No.18949816 File: 123 KB, 452x522, Hellhound210.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:32:21 2018 No.18949822 >>18949808 You can't have life without death

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:32:44 2018 No.18949824 >>18949154 It's pushed in every psychology or behavioral health class there is, you probably should have been exposed to it by now

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:35:05 2018 No.18949837 File: 1.28 MB, 1181x1748, tumblr_ol659jXlyG1vex8uko1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949794 I wonder what a monster girl cooking channel would be like

Anonymous Thu May 3 15:37:14 2018 No.18949843

>>18949276
In all seriousness how tough would it be to raise a Hellhound pup. I bet the terrible two's would be horrible as she claws and bites you instinctively trying to assert dominance over the only male in the household.
I'd imagine they'd be fairly sweet and docile during the innocent stages from 6-12 then hit their tsuundere teenage stage.

Especially because I'd spare no lengths to embarrass them in front of their delinquent MG friends

Anonymous Thu May 3 15:43:11 2018 No.18949868

>>18949746
You're wrong, on multiple accounts.

First of all if same/close age by human stardards is required, that means the young monstergirl will have a human boy who can't fully appreciate her love and doesn't know how to properly love her back, or that the monstergirl will have to waste many waiting years to fullfill the age proximity requirement. So younger girl and older male is logically the best match.
Second, monstergirls are long-lived so a decade or two of age gap can be seen as "close." In addition to that, the difference will get relatively smaller the longer you're together, simple mathematics.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:43:54 2018 No.18949875 >>18949511 why are people here so anal about the source of the pictures posted here, every body has been to the wiki and you're lying if you say you haven't.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:44:11 2018 No.18949878 >>18949868 Half an hour to squeeze all that pedophilic bullshit out, how sad.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:44:13 2018 No.18949879 >>18949808 Pretty sure your mother lies awake at night wishing she aborted you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:44:15 2018 No.18949880 File: 754 KB, 1200x1600, 24vtzPE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949837

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:46:54 2018 No.18949895 File: 38 KB, 493x500, 51YMXwaUioL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949837

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:46:57 2018 No.18949897 >>18949875 If the wiki galleries are your primary source of monstergirl content and you're too lazy to change as much as a filename, it can definitely say something about the quality of your posts.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:47:52 2018 No.18949903 File: 29 KB, 352x352, DN8JiE8V4AA76Ni.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949879 The Order are not allowed to show any trace of compassion OR intelligence.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:49:07 2018 No.18949913 >18949837 Nothing but sexual innuendos and surprisingly good recipes That or a CC chef who keeps talking about a meal that would be fit for a husband before trailing off in silence

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:49:19 2018 No.18949914 >>18949895 Sometimes I want a big fucking meteor to hit this planet.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:49:27 2018 No.18949915 File: 239 KB, 340x654, 1475453341314.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949880 >no syclla gf who makes ebin takoyaki

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:50:24 2018 No.18949923 >>18949878 Why would you assume I instantly saw your post and spent half an hour typing a few sentences? And I see the effort was certainly worth it, if only for making you show your true colors to everyone.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:51:22 2018 No.18949927 >>18949897 No, it's just not uncommon to dig through the wiki for a few pictures. Also, why change the filename? To avoid getting made fun of by you? Lol not every picture deserves a clever title.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:51:45 2018 No.18949929 File: 3.34 MB, 2634x3034, 1522647945452.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there any monster girl cyoa out there?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:54:31 2018 No.18949941 >>18949837 >shows on how to sneak aphrodisiacs into his food >good dishes that increase semen production >best ways to serve yourself for dinner

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:56:02 2018 No.18949949 >>18949927 >wikifag >probably the image spammer >unironic use of lol Cancer.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:58:02 2018 No.18949964 File: 1.85 MB, 2048x768, ev101.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949929 Not since Nyanon fucked it up.

Anonymous Thu May 3 15:58:13 2018 No.18949965

>>18949875
Sources do matter to some extent. Grabbing garbage from deviantart or obviously being from reddit is looked down upon and rightfully so.
The wiki hate is silly though and mostly a hold over from the old wiki before all the bad stories and roleplay got quarantined. The new one was made specifically to escape that shit but old grudges are strong.
>>18949897
Not to condone spammy behaviour but there's a number of reasons someone could save something from the wiki and then there's the fact it also helps with anonymity, the moment you start giving files unique names like you suggest is the moment you become easy to keep track of and obsess over if someone is autistic enough.
I'd say judge the frequency of posts from the same person and the quality of them rather than them being from the wiki but the guy just responded with "lol" so in this case he's a retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:58:15 2018 No.18949966 >>18949417 >Demon friend shows up years later telling you shes your wife >Shows you a crude crayon drawing of you and her together and your names signed.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:58:24 2018 No.18949967 >>18949941 >"Damnit, pineapple again?"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:59:09 2018 No.18949970 >>18949868 >human boy who can't fully appreciate her love But that just leads to top tier hi-jinks when you reunite in college with a MG that took your childhood marriage vows much more seriously than you did

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:59:26 2018 No.18949972 >>18949964 Why did they give snek that absolute worst hairstyle?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:59:37 2018 No.18949974 >>18949949 >Cancer. Are you saying that cancer monster girls would be shitposters? Shitposting with a monster girl would be kinda fun come to think of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:00:09 2018 No.18949976 >>18949964 Who? I don't know what are you talking about?

Anonymous Thu May 3 16:00:41 2018 No.18949978

>>18949915
God Takoyaki is so good.

>>18949923
>And I see the effort was certainly worth it, if only for making you show your true colors to everyone.
Anon, I don't know how to tell you that I've been saying Loli is garbage for years. You didn't reveal shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:01:12 2018 No.18949981 >>18949976 dumb newfag

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:01:14 2018 No.18949982 >>18949949 You're retarded if you didn't think that lol was unironic

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:01:30 2018 No.18949983 File: 486 KB, 800x1000, bca134d88de02053f1c38dd462bded4b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [x]Touch fluffy paws

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:04:07 2018 No.18949996 >>18949982 >I was just pretending to be retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:05:43 2018 No.18950005 >>18949970 And how many unnecessary years of disinterest/separation is that, ten or more. Sounds less like hijinks, and more like heartbreak and psychological torment.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:06:13 2018 No.18950006 >>18949983 i want an anubis to give me a paw job!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:06:27 2018 No.18950007 >>18949929 There's a few cyoa images if you're interested but very few are mge related.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:06:50 2018 No.18950010 Big milky ___

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:07:29 2018 No.18950013 >>18950010 butts!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:07:34 2018 No.18950014 >>18950007 Sure, care to give a link?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:08:18 2018 No.18950016 >>18950010 Mindflayers.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:08:46 2018 No.18950017 File: 280 KB, 1033x660, 1492484922334.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950010 minotaur mammaries

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:09:33 2018 No.18950020 >>18950017 She's got a lot of scars.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:09:59 2018 No.18950024 >>18950010 Salamanders! Tomboys embarrassed about their huge leaking tits

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:10:11 2018 No.18950025 >>18950020 You look at that axe and tell me she didn't trip and hurt herself when she was a kid trying to train with it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:10:14 2018 No.18950026 >>18949929 Fiction.live has several

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:10:20 2018 No.18950028 File: 837 KB, 835x1285, 68504303_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950010 Mersharks.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:10:47 2018 No.18950031 File: 592 KB, 2338x1650, Werewolf37.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949837 >Hellhound hosts a cooking show >It's literally all barbecue

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:11:13 2018 No.18950032 >>18950020 all the sexier for moo-snu

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:11:57 2018 No.18950033 >>18950032 What if I just want to cuddle?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:12:22 2018 No.18950036 >>18950033 As if you get a choice.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:12:43 2018 No.18950040 If theres a NotEgypt and numerous greek references is there also a NotRome?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:12:46 2018 No.18950041 >>18950005 It's only unnecessary bc she moved away from you my friend. Besides, plenty of dudes are ready to start having sex in middle school. She might have to wait a few years at most in your scenario before.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:13:20 2018 No.18950043 >>18950033 thats fine but ya need to stare at em and trace em with your fingers >>18950025 she should have gone for a minotaur sized halberd

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:13:25 2018 No.18950045 >>18949978 Are you the same demonfag with all the adopted daughterus or was that an another guy, I can't remember anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:14:46 2018 No.18950051 >>18950036 I see. >>18950043 Are they sensitive?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:15:12 2018 No.18950052 >>18950045 Yeah, that's me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:16:04 2018 No.18950054 File: 628 KB, 640x884, 1X7xdfGAqmI20pghrnO9_LgTMRe3bqIrCBxbNw0RZHg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I can be your angle or yuor devil

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:16:52 2018 No.18950056 >>18950051 >Are they sensitive? i'd like to think so

Anonymous Thu May 3 16:17:50 2018 No.18950059

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Knuckles213/An_Adventurer%E2%80%99s_Folly_%E2%80%93_Enter_the_Jubjub

Sometimes I wish KC understood English enough to read the Western stories he's inspired and to immediately regret everything he's ever done after doing so.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:19:58 2018 No.18950065 >>18949978 Loli is alright but only when the race is specifically built for it I.e sabbath races. But that's just bc I prefer 1000 year old Loli's

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:21:29 2018 No.18950070 File: 351 KB, 900x800, 68382114_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:21:55 2018 No.18950073 >Wake up in bed >You are single >Your sole objective is to get married as fast as possible How do you do it?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:22:24 2018 No.18950076 >>18950070 Stop posting shit you found from deviant art

Anonymous Thu May 3 16:22:40 2018 No.18950079

>>18950014
Angel route: https://my.mixtape.moe/zweuva.jpg
Demon route: https://my.mixtape.moe/uqmgel.jpg
Potential last option: https://my.mixtape.moe/jsstma.png

Bugs: https://my.mixtape.moe/ujhwpj.jpg
And then there's probably more in these archives if you're willing to sift through them for monster girl stuff: https://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu
Yeah it's /tg/ but cyoas are the only thing I go there for.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:22:59 2018 No.18950080 >>18950076 >deviant art Read the fucking file name.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:23:06 2018 No.18950083 >>18950073 go back to sleep for a sweet nightmare booty

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:23:46 2018 No.18950086 >>18950076 Up your file name skills anon, that's from pixiv.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:23:50 2018 No.18950087 >>18950073 paint self red from neck down, walk into field full of holsts and minos

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:24:53 2018 No.18950096 >>18950080 >>18950086 I know where it's from, it was more a statement of the quality, which is deviant art-tier This didn't used to happen so often. What's with all the really bad art being posted now?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:25:01 2018 No.18950097 File: 115 KB, 888x499, 1525379101770.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950073

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:25:34 2018 No.18950102 File: 121 KB, 666x568, FREE HUGS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950073

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:26:33 2018 No.18950104 >>18950097 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:27:00 2018 No.18950106 >>18950073 walk outside with a sign that says >Single, has home and low standards >No furries

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:27:10 2018 No.18950107 File: 92 KB, 702x511, 1381176253073.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950104 >He doesn't know

Anonymous Thu May 3 16:29:01 2018 No.18950114

>>18950052
I thought so, your posting style is recognizable.
And so is your tendency to flip from politeness to assblast when argued against.
And the way you've "been saying Loli is garbage for years" by getting really angry in the thread and calling everyone pedophiles.

And I'd say it's fairly likely you were the cunnypost falseflagger from quite a while back too, considering how he posted in a very similar style as you do while you're angry, when he made a post bragging and admitting to doing it to falseflag.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:29:26 2018 No.18950116 File: 255 KB, 1127x1050, 1349091177634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950104 This has to be a troll

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:29:53 2018 No.18950120 >>18950107 Everyone knows. Doesn't mean making a shit recreation and wasting images isn't fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:31:32 2018 No.18950134 File: 47 KB, 200x250, Look at this faggot.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950120 >wasting images >on an IMAGEboard You're just assblasted because you have less room to spam mermaids.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:32:36 2018 No.18950140 >>18950134 Your logic is still retarded, anon. You spamming shit tier meme images is just as shit as the mermaid poster.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:33:36 2018 No.18950146 File: 115 KB, 366x295, 1520199745921.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950140 are you upset?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:34:19 2018 No.18950148 >>18950146 2/10 bait. Go back to spamming shit art from pixiv and /monster/ you fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:35:39 2018 No.18950155 >>18950134 >>18950146 Look, it's attempting to be cute by spamming Cheshire images now.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:36:42 2018 No.18950157 File: 535 KB, 700x879, 26803480_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [x]Touch reverse scale

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:37:55 2018 No.18950161 >>18950024 >Flushed salamander shouting at anon. To stop looking at her massive chesticles and fight

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:41:37 2018 No.18950175 >>18950161 Grope them when her guard is down!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:42:59 2018 No.18950177 >>18950134 >>18950120 Oh boy it's the fucking brainlet rumble hour again

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:44:30 2018 No.18950181 >>18950054 Those are clearly 2 separate girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:45:52 2018 No.18950186 >>18950120 >I was only pretending

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:46:53 2018 No.18950190 >>18950175 But anon, if you do that she’ll drop her weapons and begin moaning, especially should you pop those massive tanks free and go full on milking. A humiliating defeat if ever there was one

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:49:25 2018 No.18950198 >>18950186 You don't have to be so harsh about yourself, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:52:28 2018 No.18950206 >>18950031 >ywn learn how to cook real barbecue from a Hellhound pit master down south

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:56:19 2018 No.18950214 File: 109 KB, 1280x720, 03+Scar+attacks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18947679 I want to destroy lizardgirls with my alchemy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:57:21 2018 No.18950221 I was following orders , you can't get mad at me for following orders.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:57:41 2018 No.18950222 >You'll never have a fox childhood friend who is actually a 9 tailed Kitsune disguising herself as a child in order to guide you along as you grow up, ensuring that you grow into her ideal husband

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:58:22 2018 No.18950225 >>18950031 Could it be one of those kill what you eat shows, like what Gordon Ramsey did?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:58:51 2018 No.18950227 >>18950214 What shithole did you come from?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:59:17 2018 No.18950229 File: 104 KB, 600x705, 1502998988077.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950206 BBQ time?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:02:34 2018 No.18950236 >>18950227 >>>/tg/ of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:02:56 2018 No.18950237 File: 61 KB, 538x117, fox.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950222 She must really have held back her lust.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:04:11 2018 No.18950242 File: 853 KB, 989x1142, hope_the_sequel_gets_translated.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950237 This game is pure gold.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:05:04 2018 No.18950245 >>18950221 What the fuck are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:05:40 2018 No.18950247 >>18950229 There are several place near where I live with cattle. Would be strange to see one break out and then follow me home one day.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:06:06 2018 No.18950250 >>18950237 >>18950242 Game is shit and you're shit for constantly spamming the same three fucking images of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:06:54 2018 No.18950254 >>18950242 Hopefully the 2nd game gets translated too. Looking forward the graped ending there.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:07:04 2018 No.18950256 File: 312 KB, 800x800, 1503775902916.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950247 I have a brown swiss in my backyard so there is that

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:07:26 2018 No.18950257 >>18950237 >>18950242 You don't need to repost these every goddamn time the game is mentioned. You're only putting a bad taste in everyones mouth.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:08:36 2018 No.18950260 File: 1.43 MB, 3300x2550, 0049.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950245 He just got confronted by one of these.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:08:57 2018 No.18950262 >>18950242 Is this some shitty falseflag of spamming to get everyone to start hating that game?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:09:46 2018 No.18950265 File: 203 KB, 845x1068, Mges_fallengame_cover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950250 >Game is shit Your taste is shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:12:22 2018 No.18950273 >>18950265 Its okay, but I hesitate to call it a "game" as you have no real impact on what happens other then the order you see some of the corruptions

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:12:43 2018 No.18950274 >>18950250 The game is good, the guy's just a retard. >>18950262 It's exactly that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:12:46 2018 No.18950275 >>18950260 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:13:42 2018 No.18950278 >>18950275 I think he's quoting a human soldier who got rekt by her

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:14:23 2018 No.18950282 >>18950278 Wow, she seems like a cunt.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:14:47 2018 No.18950283 >>18950262 It's the braindead redditor that can't quite take a hint that he's not welcome here after spamming ad-nauseum.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:15:21 2018 No.18950286 >>18950260 >tfw no Dark Brave Succubus motherfu

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:16:16 2018 No.18950288 File: 132 KB, 314x416, omake_sac.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950273 Exet understands that 99% of people who play H-games only play them for the Bad Ends, so they just cut out the middleman.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:16:49 2018 No.18950289 >>18950265 Nothing about the same four images you keep posting every fucking time the game gets talked about looks good.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:18:11 2018 No.18950295 >>18950288 Granted But Its still a bit jarring

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:20:42 2018 No.18950302 File: 428 KB, 900x756, 68540016_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:21:02 2018 No.18950304 >>18950302 >>18947221

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:21:03 2018 No.18950306 >>18950273 It's not supposed to be some MLG test of skill, these things are a whole genre of their own and sort of a spin off of visual novels told in RPG maker form.

Anonymous Thu May 3 17:21:23 2018 No.18950307

>>18950288
>99% of people who play H-games only play them for the Bad Ends
I blame retarded gamemakers locking the h scenes to failure conditions, so of course everyone would go for them as otherwise they'd go play actual games. Its a rare sight for a porn game to reward you winning with porn instead of punishing you by locking it out.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:21:56 2018 No.18950308 >>18950307 Good thing you can reload your save after losing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:22:53 2018 No.18950311 >>18950307 I'd list some games that do it right but I'd get crucified right away for the type of content they contain. That said, game over H scenes do work the best for games pandering to rape fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:24:05 2018 No.18950316 >>18950311 >I'd list some games that do it right but I'd get crucified right away for the type of content they contain. What kind of content?

Anonymous Thu May 3 17:24:25 2018 No.18950318
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>>18950114
Childhood friend demonfag sure got quiet after this post. To be honest, I've connected the dots a long time ago and known about his butthurt shitposting habits for years by now. He didn't leave any clear proof connecting his waifufag persona and anonymous shitposting persona, and for some time now he seemed to have mellowed out so it would've been petty and pointless to try to expose him anymore.

I'll probably regret digging this drama up in the heat of the moment later, but since this time he was as eager to character assassinate himself as he is to shitpost, what can you do.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:24:44 2018 No.18950319 >>18950316 What do you think, retard?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:25:50 2018 No.18950322 >>18950308 >Have to lose on purpose At that point might as well go to sadpanda for the gallery

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:26:03 2018 No.18950324 >>18950306 I think a complete VN stlye would of served the game better than using RPG maker >MLG test of skill I'm not asking for contra in my porn, just something to do in the "game" part of a game

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:26:52 2018 No.18950327 >>18950318 Anon, I don't know how to tell you I have a life and can't be at the computer 24/7.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:26:55 2018 No.18950328 File: 872 KB, 970x720, HORA HORA HORA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950322 At very least they'll include one H-Scene at the end to compensate the player for being blueballed.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:27:20 2018 No.18950330 >>18950316 Not thread friendly stuff that's for sure and I'm not going to post them here. But if you hop over to /vg/ and check their h game generals you might have some luck finding them, I wouldn't wish lurking those threads on anyone though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:27:34 2018 No.18950331 >>18950318 I feel like a few people here share the childhood demon-friend fantasy though

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:28:49 2018 No.18950338 >>18950331 I feel like he just doesn't like me because I hate Lolicons. Accusing me of being the cunnyposter is a low blow though. That word makes me physically ill.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:29:37 2018 No.18950341 >>18950324 To be honest, if the reward was decent porn I've strive to be good at what I play. At least I'd have a motivator outside of getting to tournament level skill

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:30:20 2018 No.18950344 File: 268 KB, 600x794, Blank+_23ee37fa8f9d3753999df3ecacaba258.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950327 If you had a life then you wouldn't be on 4chan.

Anonymous Thu May 3 17:31:40 2018 No.18950347

>>18950344
I assure you I have a life and a job anon.
It's just I'm also depressed and this is the only place I've found that I can actually talk about monstergirls. If that means I have to share a thread with lolicons and daughteru dickers fine but I'm not going to be nice to them.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:31:51 2018 No.18950349 >>18950324 I think the RPG maker format works because it lets you explore the setting a bit more and get a feel for it that way. You can't really get that with a VN, you get 2 or 3 backgrounds at most that get recycled for different locations.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:33:53 2018 No.18950358 >>18950338 I'm all about the loli life but it's weird how indignant most loli lovers get when people don't share their fetish.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:34:43 2018 No.18950363 >>18950322 The inn scenes with the swiss army knife of sex is mandatory at least.

Anonymous Thu May 3 17:34:52 2018 No.18950364

>>18950349
It would be better if it was a bit more interactive
Not a full blown david cage way, but still

Welp seeing as were here
What's your favourite corruption?
Mine is the mindflayer
And if you went through the second game, whats your favourite in that

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:35:29 2018 No.18950369 >>18950358 Honestly, I'm likely to leave you alone if you don't shove that shit in my face. That's why I hate daughteru dickers so much, one kept trying to tell me I was a bad parent for not wanting to dick my daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:36:13 2018 No.18950372 >>18950330 It's kinda hard to find what you mean when the thread is full of everything and the specific "well done" games can be whichever you know/don't know about, of which there can be a lot.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:38:15 2018 No.18950379 File: 946 KB, 2861x2273, 1455213435639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Send your daughters to Camp Pally for the summer!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:38:56 2018 No.18950383 >>18950260 >Max Stats >Limit break on heart rip anons pelvis

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:39:32 2018 No.18950386 >>18950369 But you are a bad parent if the daughteru (and maybe wife) wants it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:39:58 2018 No.18950387 File: 392 KB, 992x1403, 1468288570990.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950358 loli a shit

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:40:58 2018 No.18950390 >>18950386 How about you go make out with oncoming traffic you sick fuck?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:42:07 2018 No.18950397 >>18950369 >how dare you not like my fetish But for real, I kinda assumed the daughteru dickers are half sarcastic pushing that shit That or half retarded

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:42:20 2018 No.18950399 >>18950390 You seem to have confused this thread with some other one.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:43:35 2018 No.18950401 >>18950399 Last I checked this isn't the inbred cucks thread anon, this is the monstergirl thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:43:51 2018 No.18950404 >>18950383 They used to be heroines so they had would have broken stats from the start.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:45:58 2018 No.18950408 >>18950404 >had would have I need some weresheep wool

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:46:04 2018 No.18950410 >>18950364 Mindflayer too. Not played the second game yet but from what I've seen the Nacho one looks the best. I'm a bit of a chaosfag.

Anonymous Thu May 3 17:46:30 2018 No.18950411

>>18950331
I don't have a particular problem with his fantasies, the problem I have with him is his autism outside his waifuposting and how he hasn't been called out for it.

>>18950338
>That word makes me physically ill.
Seeing how the one time the original cunnyposter broke character and admitted to doing it to falseflag had a very similar posting style as you when you're not waifuposting and playing nice, and the motive was blatantly obviously grossing out people, that isn't exactly a convincing excuse.

>>18950358
There's quite a large difference between not sharing a fetish, and how some people like our demonfag here take it.

>>18950390
Damn, you're really bad even at playing the victim.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:47:24 2018 No.18950413 >>18950401 Monstegirls live on cock, anon. If you don't give it to them, they either force you or go looking for someone elses. Being a responsible parent is knowing what's good for your daughteru, and dick is what's best for any monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:48:42 2018 No.18950418 File: 184 KB, 1421x770, DbbnDcIW0AA-Utz.jpg large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950408 Sleepy sheepy time

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:49:07 2018 No.18950419 File: 105 KB, 940x720, 53594256_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950413 Monstergirls also don't cuck their mommas.

Anonymous Thu May 3 17:49:38 2018 No.18950420

>>18950073
>Withdraw large number of twenties from ATM
>Hit the bar
>Get lightly buzzed and start buying drinks for any girl who catches my eye
>As soon as any of them confront me, immediately make my intentions clear
>Single, kissless virgin
>College educated and employed in a well paying job
>Looking for a long-term relationship
>Talk for a bit
>Get to know each other
>If we hit off, set up a follow-up date
I've thought about this a lot.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:49:58 2018 No.18950422 >>18950413 You know what the proper procedure for your daughteru is? Let her find her own boy. My dick belongs to my waifu and her only.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:51:00 2018 No.18950424 >>18950387 shota a shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:51:41 2018 No.18950425 >>18950410 For the second i'm going with apophis

Anonymous Thu May 3 17:52:04 2018 No.18950427

>>18950358
A bit of it comes from the breast lovers too, there's one or two people that get pissy if the sabbath is talked about when they're around or someone dares mention a loli version of a race that's typically thought of as an onee-san.
I just wish both tribes could get along, I like both body types even if I am mostly into the more mature ones and at least both of them can stand side by side and be glad they're not fatfags.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:52:13 2018 No.18950428 >>18950419 >>18950422 That's why i said 'if all parties are okay'. If either isn't then obvioulsy not.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:53:13 2018 No.18950431 File: 82 KB, 288x288, 02.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950364 Alraune.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:54:09 2018 No.18950432 >>18949868 >>18950005 >Your fantasy is wrong, here is why wot

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:54:14 2018 No.18950433 >>18950428 Well that's better than most daughteru dickers are. Most of them are of the opinion that "if you don't fuck your child you're a shitty parent" and that's why I hope they never breed.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:54:32 2018 No.18950437 >>18950428 If your waifu is OK with getting cucked-especially by her own daughter-then you obviously fell in love with the wrong girl.

Anonymous Thu May 3 17:55:25 2018 No.18950439
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Alright boys, we've done enough shitposting about each others fetish's for one thread.
Decided to start writing, here's my pastebin.

https://pastebin.com/u/MGC-Yeezus

Ones story was a green-text I posted a few threads ago before I realized I needed a pastebin. Another is just an extrapolation of a short green text. The third is an actual story I guess

Anyway, I'll post it one more time next thread and then I promise not to spam.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:55:26 2018 No.18950440 >>18950425 Well I am a fan of grapesnakes too so that's also good.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:55:34 2018 No.18950442 File: 1001 KB, 1366x773, hugs are dangerous.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] onis are nice

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:55:36 2018 No.18950443 >>18950437 Implying i'd stop loving my wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:57:00 2018 No.18950449 >>18950390 >deleted Regretted posting it that badly?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:57:03 2018 No.18950450 >>18950437 What kind of moron tells their wife they're cheating on them?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:58:12 2018 No.18950455 File: 152 KB, 348x537, Bath.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950443 Good waifus NEVER share their men.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:58:45 2018 No.18950458 File: 898 KB, 1364x767, Hot springs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950442 Adult raj best raj

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:58:59 2018 No.18950460 >>18950439 Nice. I remember that greentext and it was pretty good, I'll give your other stuff a read soon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:59:07 2018 No.18950463 >>18950449 I think the janitor wasn't happy about me telling someone to kill themselves.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:59:13 2018 No.18950464 >>18950449 Probably global 3'd.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:59:16 2018 No.18950465 >>18950450 She'll find out eventually.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:01:00 2018 No.18950471 >>18950439 >The name of the fist story >SlightWorry.jpeg I'm sure it's good and all and I will read it, but just going by the name I expect some gregori-level shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:01:02 2018 No.18950473 File: 63 KB, 457x536, 1519015305473.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950442 Yes they are

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:01:16 2018 No.18950474 File: 88 KB, 682x314, Contexterino.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18947805 Grey Seers are silly.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:02:14 2018 No.18950476 >>18950439 Man, that first greentext story is some heavy heresy

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:02:18 2018 No.18950477 >>18950439 Good to see you got around to it, looking forward to more.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:03:17 2018 No.18950480 >>18950473 It probably says something about Red Oni that my adopteru could probably lift me and her mother easily.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:04:08 2018 No.18950482 >>18950480 >tfw your daughteru is bigger than you by age 10

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:04:57 2018 No.18950484 >>18950302 Wilmarina is the best KC girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:05:32 2018 No.18950486 >>18950471 oh yeah don't worry about the titles, I put 5 seconds of thought in to the name as I paste them.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:06:08 2018 No.18950488 >>18948705 If you're ok with buttconsenting a loli Shirohebi then you may be interested in this. https://pastebin.com/fxZ8M4by

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:06:21 2018 No.18950489 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:07:33 2018 No.18950493 >>18950482 >tfw your Red Oni adopteru is 18 years old and 7' 5" >tfw you and your waifu are 5' 9" and 5' 1" respectively. >tfw she was 3' 9" when you adopted her and her sister. They grow up so damn fast.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:08:03 2018 No.18950496 >>18950489 Will you never be breastfed by a holstaur for long?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:08:08 2018 No.18950497 >>18950476 Pretty sure it's played for laughs.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:08:10 2018 No.18950499 >>18950455 >The tiny towel on her snakes heads Cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:09:28 2018 No.18950502 >>18950497 Of course. My post wasn't meant to be hostile. I didn't find my sad demon picture to go with it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:11:43 2018 No.18950510 File: 229 KB, 900x721, chained demon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950458 Does anyone know who drew this?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:12:19 2018 No.18950512 File: 402 KB, 737x1272, 1472208638383.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950493 >tfw 5'6 >tfw when wont settle for a waifu under 6'6

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:13:09 2018 No.18950518 >>18950510 Phone posting keeps making me quote shit i don't mean to

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:14:26 2018 No.18950523 >>18950471 >The name of the fist story >fist story >fist Curse you for getting my hopes up

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:16:06 2018 No.18950531 >>18950510 It's from the /tg drawthread years ago (2015 at least) It was draw in respose to someone using the MGE demon as a reff, and a guy losing his shit and saying succubi were never sexual

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:17:49 2018 No.18950535 >>18950531 >succubi were never sexual What? Aren't succubi literally semen demons even in the original source myths?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:18:32 2018 No.18950539 >>18950531 >and saying succubi were never sexual haha what

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:18:53 2018 No.18950541 >>18950535 Maybe he only saw the ugly ones?

Anonymous Thu May 3 18:20:15 2018 No.18950550
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>>18950531
>Succubi were never sexual
>They were literally blamed by the Catholics as a reason for wet dreams
>The first Succubus in Abrahamic records is Lilith, the first wife of Adam, who got banished for wanting to ride on top of him during sex in the dominant position
Good to know the only thing that seperates NiceDaemonette from retards like Bollocks is a fucking board.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:20:33 2018 No.18950552 >>18950535 Unclear, but their preying on lonely, single men has been part of the mythos for some time. Pretty sure they shared child-eating with the OG Lamia.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:21:04 2018 No.18950554 File: 600 KB, 725x913, 58238069_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950531 >and a guy losing his shit and saying succubi were never sexual Wew. >>18950541 He must have grown acclimated to fat butterfaced artwork.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:21:44 2018 No.18950556 >>18950418 I need these in my life. I am tired all the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:22:12 2018 No.18950557 >>18950535 >>18950539 If I remember right he got spammed with fantasy stuff relating to succubi across the board.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:22:56 2018 No.18950562 >>18950550 >NiceDaemonette Don't tell me that mentally ill creature still browses this site.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:23:57 2018 No.18950568 >>18950557 Where you around for the Echidna talk? at least that one makes sense as the Echidna isn't always a snake

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:24:25 2018 No.18950570 >>18950550 >Lilith >Succubus >Lilim Really makes you think.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:24:59 2018 No.18950573 >>18950568 Explain

Anonymous Thu May 3 18:32:31 2018 No.18950616

>>18950573
You know how in drawthreads people tend to constantly repost their requests till someone picks it up?
Well like before, this guy uses MGE's echidna as a ref, and this other guy kept telling him to rename the filename to naga as echidna's are not snakes

The fun part about that is that Echidna's are more often shown as snakes then the other forms theey may have, serioulsy
Google echidna monster and you will receive snakes (and thankfully next to no sonic art)

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:36:46 2018 No.18950640 >>18950616 >Nāga - a serpent deity in Buddhist, Hindu and Jain mythology >serpent - a large snake Its a snek

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:36:46 2018 No.18950641 >>18950455 I wonder what Medusae would do to unfaithful husbands. Would she petrify him and put him in the middle of town along with a board that says "I cheated on my waifu"?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:37:31 2018 No.18950645 If you had the ability to take one setting and turn it into an MGE version, what would it be and why?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:38:40 2018 No.18950650 >>18950645 Persona, because the lewd potential would be off the charts.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:38:52 2018 No.18950652 >>18950645 Animal Crossing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:39:06 2018 No.18950653 File: 1.14 MB, 2215x2104, 1aad2c0a92a63cf5d6e93790ccc288df112baca20461cc8eb378ad286481e7e7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950645

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:39:36 2018 No.18950656 >>18950640 The point was that the guy didn't want the MGE echidna to be called as such

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:40:42 2018 No.18950663 >>18950653 >Monster Fucker

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:41:37 2018 No.18950666 >>18950645 Probably monster hunter if not that, then EMG

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:41:41 2018 No.18950667 >>18949964 Is that Slime wearing a pirate hat?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:41:46 2018 No.18950668 >>18950550 >lilith was banished because she wanted to be the dominant one in bed So, wait. Does this mean the Abrahamic God created Eve as Adam's submissive waifu because that's what he was into?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:41:53 2018 No.18950670 >>18950663 >>18950653 I see people draw MH monsters as monstergirls for a while. This could work. All hunters would be male of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:42:44 2018 No.18950674 >>18950645 Dog Days, a MGE version would be so comfy that even weresheep and dormice couldn't compare.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:43:48 2018 No.18950681 >>18950645 Kemono Friends.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:44:35 2018 No.18950684 >>18950650 An MGE SMT game would be top tier.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:45:49 2018 No.18950688 >>18950670 Would the Handlers be all female, then?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:46:12 2018 No.18950692 File: 584 KB, 1000x750, 1508723110743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950681 this

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:47:04 2018 No.18950695 >>18950688 Yes but also gagged so you never have to hear any of their drivel.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:47:06 2018 No.18950696 File: 125 KB, 850x1200, 1513819384592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950670 Kind of late to this party, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:50:32 2018 No.18950713 File: 377 KB, 706x1000, 1457169118816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950695 It really is amazing how stupid they managed to make our Handler. I just want my Guildmarm back. And what's with this new autistic captcha system?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:50:48 2018 No.18950715 >>18950695 But that would eliminate the sense of bliss you'd feel when shoving your cock down her throat to shut her up.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:51:16 2018 No.18950716 >>18950713 I notice captchas getting worse if you post rapidly.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:51:49 2018 No.18950717 >>18950713 I fucking hate it holy shit. I bet it has something to do with /r9k/ fucking things up royally.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:52:24 2018 No.18950720 File: 79 KB, 320x482, Special Snek Info.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950656 Ya, he is a retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:53:49 2018 No.18950727 >>18950713 >>18950716 >>18950717 The fuck kinda captchas are you getting?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:56:08 2018 No.18950736 >>18950727 The worst I got was 5 click all X captchas in a row.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:57:20 2018 No.18950742 File: 37 KB, 365x649, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950727 This shit

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:57:49 2018 No.18950747 >>18950713 >Deviljho >Eternally hungry for dick >Sex only makes her more hungry.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:58:04 2018 No.18950748 >>18950727 >>18950742 The worst part is that after a successful post it just fucking breaks and you have to refresh the page.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:58:19 2018 No.18950750 >>18950742 Holy shit what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:58:40 2018 No.18950751 >>18950736 Huh, mine have been fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:58:57 2018 No.18950757 >>18950748 fucking hiroshimoot spends all the maintenance money of coke and hookers

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:59:15 2018 No.18950759 >>18950742 Welcome to how everywhere else does captcha. Captcha Long Form. Calm the fuck down. The short form is more of a phone poster thing anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:59:42 2018 No.18950761 >>18950742 >>18950750 That's what happens when some part of it is being blocked.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:59:43 2018 No.18950762 >>18950748 Haven't had that happen to me yet, thank christ.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:59:55 2018 No.18950765 >>18950759 Eat shit, Hiro. This garbage doesn't fucking work.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:59:56 2018 No.18950766 >>18950751 Guess I'm kinda lucky compared to >>18950742 Sometimes I don't even need a captcha too.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:00:59 2018 No.18950769 >>18950645 Kantai Collection

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:01:06 2018 No.18950771 >>18950742 That's an old error, usually the result of your browser or connection fucking up and not loading the captcha properly.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:02:56 2018 No.18950788 File: 1.14 MB, 1429x2439, 1525388576392.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950645 Monster Girl Island

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:03:10 2018 No.18950789 >>18950771 Weird. Never had it happen to me before.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:03:32 2018 No.18950791 >>18950788 Fuck right off.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:03:40 2018 No.18950793 >>18950771 I'm getting it too. Looks like the Feds are stepping up their game now that /polr9k/ has a catchy ISIS-esque name for their bullshit. Let us pray Reddit deals with this shit too.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:04:18 2018 No.18950800 >>18950766 That's because you have a "trusted" cookie. Which is to say you've passed captchas reliably in the past and the cookie is old enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:05:18 2018 No.18950807 >>18950800 I see.

Anonymous Thu May 3 19:06:05 2018 No.18950813

>>18950668
When you think about it, abrahamic faith is one big warning about the perils of women. The myth revolves around good and evil, and you could view the holy trinity as male (Father, Son, Holy Spirit (in mankind)). Opposing, there's an unspoken "unholy trinity" consisting of women or female traits: the Devil (Lucifer is an indirect schemer and sometimes described as "beautiful" before his treason, both feminine traits), Lilith the Ur-Thot, and as a bit of a stretch The Unholy Spirit(in mankind(female)).

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:07:03 2018 No.18950820 >>18950793 This recent shit is 100% reddit's fault.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:10:17 2018 No.18950835 >not being a good goy and paying $20 for captcha-free shitopsting all year long

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:10:25 2018 No.18950837 >>18950820 Yeah but try explaining that to the media https://youtu.be/DNO6G4ApJQY

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:11:52 2018 No.18950841 >>18950742 I'm just not getting captchas, like at all. I just click in the empty space where a captcha would normally be and it just accepts it as though I entered the thing correctly.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:14:42 2018 No.18950857 You'd trust an Apophis as a babysitter, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:14:43 2018 No.18950858 >>18950841 That's captcha easy-modo. Fast Captchas Or Fast Cap, for short. I used to get those too.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:14:59 2018 No.18950859 File: 88 KB, 913x660, DT9LXzaXkAETZkS.jpg large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950835 Chinamoot doesn't need more dosh, support your local Tanuki population

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:16:40 2018 No.18950866 >>18950837 >MySpace Jesus H. Christ

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:16:59 2018 No.18950869 >>18950857 Yeah, its fine as long as your kid is not Egyptian.

Anonymous Thu May 3 19:19:57 2018 No.18950885
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>>18950668
Well in so many words, let me try to elucidate. In the Talmuddic folklore, and Zoharastic teachings, Lilith was created from the same dirt was Adam. Which, in effect, made her his equal. Now, in opposition to what YHWH had intended, she wanted to be on top during the act of coitus with her partner. Consequently, due to this, she was banished from Eden and refused to return after she joined with the Archangel Samael.

Her name carries with it the weight of a creature of the night who engages in wanton acts of carnal pleasure, and her daughters are referred to as the Lilim. Now, with the Succubi Agrat Bat Malat, Namaah, and Eisheth Zenunim, Lilith forms the Four Heavenly Angels of Prostitution. Quite the polar opposite to the accepted Cardinal Archangels Uriel, Raphael, Michael, and Gabriel.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:20:05 2018 No.18950886 File: 164 KB, 850x1570, sqJuPVp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What sort of stuff does your waifu like to read?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:20:59 2018 No.18950891 File: 93 KB, 635x720, 1525389659217.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950886 gun magazines

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:21:48 2018 No.18950898 >>18950891 Good, good

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:22:44 2018 No.18950902 >>18950885 Go away faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:23:39 2018 No.18950907 File: 1.37 MB, 1280x1280, Apophis82.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950857 Of course!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:24:02 2018 No.18950909 >>18950891 I'd kill for a monster girl with Hiromi Hirata's voice.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:24:40 2018 No.18950912 File: 136 KB, 800x1000, 1433959690391.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950886

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:25:02 2018 No.18950915 >>18950902 >answering other anon's questions isn't allowed

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:25:46 2018 No.18950916 >>18950915 You're allowed anon, I accept you

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:26:50 2018 No.18950920 >>18950886 My waifu is all about those dense scientific journals, she's always up to date on the cutting edge of chemistry and magical science.

Anonymous Thu May 3 19:28:19 2018 No.18950927

>>18950902
I enjoyed it.

>>18950885
Some might consider the focus on inequality between the sexes as an inherent issue with Judeo-Christian theology. However, I would reason it's more a sign of the era these stories were written in. The Jewish reform movement and many sects of modern day Christianity have made great strides in equality.

Also, consider thay Lilith is now portrayed in pop culture as a sexy AF q3.14 rather than a child-eating she-devil.

Anonymous Thu May 3 19:34:13 2018 No.18950954

>>18950909
Thinking about voices for monster girls is always a fun way to pass time.
Give me Salamander that sounds like Koshimizu Ami, a Baphomet with a similar voice to Yuuki Aoi or a Wight with a voice similar to Ohara Sayaka's that she uses for Magisa and I'll sell my soul for them.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:34:23 2018 No.18950956 >>18950927 This is true. It's also interesting to note that Eisheth was the Princess of the Qlipoth, which basically made her into the Whore-Queen of the Damned.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:37:05 2018 No.18950971 File: 509 KB, 512x1123, 1436742426191.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you say?

Anonymous Thu May 3 19:38:45 2018 No.18950982

>>18950927
>However, I would reason it's more a sign of the era these stories were written in.
It's a sign of the antagonistic nature of relationships between sexes that runs through all of human history and every society in it, and the inherent antagonism in sexual reproduction as a whole. By it's nature somebody is always in charge, and the side that isn't in charge is getting fucked over in some way. Religions, myths and isms are means to control populations and human minds, which means whoever is in charge at the time writes them to favor their own side.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:39:08 2018 No.18950984 >>18950869 Oh, no, not for my kid. For me. Also I'm 30 so it's less like babysitting and more like paying a woman to come to my home and spend time with me for a few hours.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:41:11 2018 No.18950990 >>18950984 you mean a prostitute?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:41:51 2018 No.18950995 File: 49 KB, 182x199, M'lord.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950982

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:42:54 2018 No.18951003 >>18950971 find a better artist

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:43:51 2018 No.18951010 >>18950971 Yes without a second thought. Then eat her out till she cums multiple times before sticking it in.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:44:30 2018 No.18951014 >>18950990 No, no. I mean, if she wants to have sex, we can, but that's not what I'm after. I want a babysitter, but for an adult. Get it?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:44:42 2018 No.18951017 >>18950971 Oh hey, I remember cropping that picture >>18951003 Oh good, it still has the intended effect Horitomo's been at this for 10 fucking years and has barely gotten any better

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:45:29 2018 No.18951023 File: 111 KB, 675x1000, 11w7b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18951014 t./r9k/

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:46:35 2018 No.18951030 >>18950645 Baccano Basically 1920s prohibition era, run and gun moonshing, plus a little alchemy, fringe science, and satanic rituals sprinkled in.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:47:50 2018 No.18951039 >>18950902 I should like to think I'm allowed to answer questions if I have the knowledge on hand to do so. Fuck me, I don't know who pissed in your Cheerios.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:48:51 2018 No.18951047 >>18951039 I did

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:49:14 2018 No.18951049 I want to get kicked in the balls by fluffy Werewolf feet!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:49:54 2018 No.18951057 >>18951049 Space Jin please leave.

Anonymous Thu May 3 19:53:32 2018 No.18951069

>>18950995
Meme all you want, but it's a fact. Male and female sexuality are incompatible with eachother, and there's no real societal compromise or true equality possible.

And humans are a mild case in the antagonistic reproduction scheme when you look at animals as a whole.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:53:58 2018 No.18951072 >>18950886 Usually she reads the classics such as paradise lost and Ulysses but The other day I caught her reading fan-fiction on MGEwiki

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:54:22 2018 No.18951079 >>18951069 t./r9k/

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:54:49 2018 No.18951080 >>18951014 Rental mommy?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:55:43 2018 No.18951084 >>18951069 Go wallow in your self-pity somewhere else fucko, this is supposed to be a comfy sexy fantasy thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:56:01 2018 No.18951086 >>18951049 New fetish obtained

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:56:26 2018 No.18951090 File: 1.94 MB, 325x326, 1520456138990.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18951069

Anonymous Thu May 3 19:57:02 2018 No.18951092

>>18950982
>>18950995
Wait what?

I just meant that things have been and continue to get better in the long run. Consider the whole "original sin" bullshit. Or how Christianity was once used to justify slavery.

But ideas like "Thou shalt not kill" still stick around. A bit fuzzy when wars are concerned but, at the very least murder isn't regarded as legal.

Over time, we trim the fat and keep the choice cuts.

Fuck me, how the hell am I having this conversation at this hour, on this board, and at this BAC level? I'm done

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:58:02 2018 No.18951099 >>18951080 No, not at all. Look, I just want to get graped without having to spell it out, okay?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:58:14 2018 No.18951102 >>18951079 Aren't you grumpy. But look on the bright side, atleast humans don't reproduce by the means of gangrape, enormous tentacle penises and labyrinth vaginas.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:59:05 2018 No.18951107 >>18950645 Star Wars. I just want to pilot an X-Wing damnit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:00:23 2018 No.18951116 >>18951107 >Star Wars. Look at this dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:01:49 2018 No.18951125 File: 1.92 MB, 1766x1333, 1525157211674.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18951107 >not 40k

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:02:38 2018 No.18951132 >>18951069 >Male and female sexuality are incompatible with each other Really? I thought things were working pretty well for these past millennia, what with sex happening and continuing to happen.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:02:45 2018 No.18951134 >>18951125 This, but I didn't want to mention it considering how certain people react

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:03:05 2018 No.18951137 >>18951049 I want to have my dick stepped on by a dominatrix yeti who looks at me with scornful eyes and tells me I'm human garbage who doesn't deserve hugs! As part of bedroom roleplay of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:04:38 2018 No.18951145 >>18951137 I love the idea of roleplaying still having a place in MGE. Makes the whole "sex all the time(but not really) more believable.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:05:48 2018 No.18951152 File: 857 KB, 691x950, 1431922081003.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18951137 Yetis are fearsome beasts!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:06:35 2018 No.18951158 >>18950645 Ar Tonelico for singing magictek with snakes

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:07:19 2018 No.18951165 >>18951116 Anon, you can look me in the eye and tell me you never wanted to fuck a Twi’lek?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:07:50 2018 No.18951168 File: 573 KB, 2799x3733, Yeti126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18951152 Yetis need and deserve love

Anonymous Thu May 3 20:08:57 2018 No.18951173

>>18951145
It's a really nice idea. Especially with how deredere the girls are for their husbands, if there's a fetish they can pander to that doesn't break the setting they'd be more than happy to play it out.
Plus you can pay them back by doing butler roleplay or something.
>>18951152
Fear the nice ones.

Anonymous Thu May 3 20:08:59 2018 No.18951174

You've just moved into a new home. As you're unpacking you hear a knock at the door. You heard this was a friendly neighborhood so you figured you might get some locals coming over to introduce themselves.

Whichever big, black box you read first is whoever is the first new neighbor to come knocking at your door.

A very large, but very feminine southern-accented holstaur greets you at the door. She's pushing 7'0" but she has a soft, subtle figure covered in a flowing, flower-printed sundress. She's well-spoken and to-the-point and comes bearing a pan of her 'famous' apple cobbler and, in case you didn't like sweets, a skillet of her grandaddy's 'extra-famous' buttermilk cornbread. She asks politely to come in and the happy, blushing freckled face makes it difficult to say no.

A very tired-looking Succubus in loose, shabby business attire greets you with casual 'Yo!' and a lazy flick of her wrist. The bags under her eyes are almost ink-colored, there's a slouch to her posture, and a slur to her voice. She explains she's been pulling some all-nighters at the office but that she never misses a chance to greet a new neighbor. Despite her work-worn appearance and obvious fatigue there's a fun-loving glint in her eyes and the sincere notion that, as tired as she is, she doesn't see this as a chore. She temptingly shakes a bottle of cheap wine which looks to have already had a swig taken out of it.

A laid-back Gandharva greets you with a calm, but impressive twirl of her fingers. The smell of incense is heavy on her and she's draped in an intricately colored handmade poncho. She explains she always tries to give heads up to new neighbors since her band (a sitar-jazz fusion ensemble called 'The Gilded Pebbles') practices next door three times a week. It takes her several times to explain this and she seems to have a tendency to lose her train of thought and go off on pleasant but unnecessary tangents. Despite her indirectness it's easy to be amused by her creative wordplay and 'peace and love' attitude.

It's the landlady. She's a former Oni delinquent who mellowed out at some point in her 20's and settled down into a more lawful, good-natured lifestyle. You hear she spends a lot of time mentoring local delinquents. She still has some of the rough and tumble spirit in her but she has a good heart, a loud laugh, and she brought a case of beer as a housewarming gift. She figure she's getting near her 30s now but you can't tell if she's fishing for casual romance or is just that friendly of a person.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:09:12 2018 No.18951176 >>18951168 Stop posting bad art

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:09:27 2018 No.18951181 >>18951165 I don't since they're ugly western xeno shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:11:37 2018 No.18951191 >>18951174 >box one yes, YES!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:12:01 2018 No.18951193 >>18951125 40k is trash, fuck off /tg/.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:12:05 2018 No.18951194 >>18951165 Not him but I wanted to so much when I was 13 and playing one of the ps1 starwars games. My tastes have changed and I dislike western style art but the right artist can still bring out the horny boy who had no internet for fap material.

Anonymous Thu May 3 20:12:21 2018 No.18951196

>>18951132
It has worked on a surface utilitarian level, but remember that every successful culture has had one sex clearly in charge. What men want from women and what women want from men are mutually exclusive things, and someone has always had to bend to make it work.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:13:21 2018 No.18951203 File: 145 KB, 1300x921, 1525289281830.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18951193 We have great bird waifus though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:14:12 2018 No.18951208 >>18951174 >2 >tired and fun loving OL succ I'm in love, I'd gladly drink wine with her and offer her some better stuff out of my personal stash to share.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:14:46 2018 No.18951211 >>18951168 That chocolate is already soup in those paws, I'll be the valentine of the nice White Horn down the street

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:20:22 2018 No.18951240 >>18949929 Not on here, but anonkun / fiction.live has plenty of them, some are pretty alright. I know you're in here, Yananon. Update when?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:20:26 2018 No.18951242 >>18951174 >landlady Oni I might not drink alcohol but she sounds really nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:21:46 2018 No.18951247 File: 694 KB, 539x751, 28962759.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950891 >tfw will never build matching ARs with wolfu waifu >tfw you will never ring steel at the range >tfw you will never cuddle afterward

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:21:46 2018 No.18951248 >>18951196 The someone is (YOU) putting in some work to get laid instead of going for the high score.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:24:00 2018 No.18951260 >>18950909 I'll take Eri Kitamura, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:25:37 2018 No.18951270 >>18951203 There are better ones elsewhere. Ones that don't attract faggots from /tg/.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:26:37 2018 No.18951276 >>18951240 Did they ever sort out their drama over lolis? Never really used the site but I remember something shit going down between the userbase and the owner.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:28:07 2018 No.18951282 File: 256 KB, 1440x810, GARO HnK End Slate 22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950909 I want Mayu Udono.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:28:08 2018 No.18951283 >>18951193 >Suddenly freaking out now when people were talking about Skaven earlier without a peep from you Just fuck off already, you clearly don't actually care about /tg/, you just don't like 40k in particular.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:29:01 2018 No.18951286 >>18951152 Can they make me cum from a hug? And how would they react?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:30:05 2018 No.18951294 File: 480 KB, 850x1356, 1494979431613.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18951203 Don't feed him

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:30:43 2018 No.18951297 >>18951294 >fa/tg/uy getting defensive

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:32:03 2018 No.18951304 >>18951297 I don't use /tg/, it's probably one of the least intelligent boards on the site. They have dumber arguments than /v/. I'd sooner fucking kill myself than ever touch /tg/ again.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:33:35 2018 No.18951313 >>18951304 /tg/ has declined.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:34:18 2018 No.18951319 >>18951313 Big time It's furry city now

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:34:23 2018 No.18951321 >>18951174 >Southern Belle Holst Be still my already weak heart.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:34:27 2018 No.18951323 >>18951174 That Gandharva sounds nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:34:39 2018 No.18951327 >>18951283 Anons aren't here 24/7, retard.

Anonymous Thu May 3 20:34:49 2018 No.18951329

>>18951248
You're projecting instead of trying to look at the whole system from an objective point of view. And do you really think I would be hanging out on this website, on this board, in this thread, and having this conversation in the middle of the night, if I had any interest in interacting with 3DPDs?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:35:49 2018 No.18951336 >>18951327 The idea of non-neets browsing this board causes me ceaseless revulsion

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:35:58 2018 No.18951338 >>18951286 Can some true hero write a green about cuming from a Yeti's hug?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:37:14 2018 No.18951346 File: 241 KB, 2048x2418, JK Wurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18951313 >declined The correct term is reclined.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:38:29 2018 No.18951352 File: 198 KB, 500x454, 1451796378739.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18951327 >Anons aren't here 24/7 y-yeah

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:39:05 2018 No.18951355 I bet monster girl neighbors and co-workers notice when anon's back from vacation.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:39:23 2018 No.18951356 File: 557 KB, 1475x2048, 1518304651332.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Has the artist made any more of this rat? I forget the pixiv.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:40:13 2018 No.18951359 >>18951283 I always wondered what was up with that, fantasy has its share of grimdark so it cant be that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:41:43 2018 No.18951362 File: 1.51 MB, 1920x605, 1525394503575.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it safe to post Pleiades now?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:42:30 2018 No.18951366 >>18951362 No. Kill yourself.

Anonymous Thu May 3 20:42:36 2018 No.18951369

>>18951329
>trying to look at the whole system from an objective point of view
To see what? Your nihilistic world view of a zero-sum game?

What is love "objectively"?

Objectively, I'd rather get drunk than continue this conversation with someone so set in their ideas of the world being shit than consider the possibility that maybe it isn't.

I encourage you to do the same. Crack open a cold one right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:43:20 2018 No.18951372 File: 138 KB, 600x600, 1517903751458.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18951359 Whenever the word "40k" is brought up a random person reading it will fly into an autistic rage why its the worst thing ever.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:43:23 2018 No.18951374 >>18951329 https://youtu.be/gN12ru3fpw0

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:43:33 2018 No.18951376 >>18951369 I'm on medication that can cause seizures if I consume alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:44:04 2018 No.18951379 >>18951362 Two of those aren't plaids. Incidentally, they're the only good ones unless buggsy is also sweet.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:44:25 2018 No.18951383 >>18951362 Maybe you shouldn't have spammed them like an obnoxious faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:44:33 2018 No.18951385 >>18951356 Yes, the very next picture is her getting mating pressed.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:44:42 2018 No.18951386 >>18951327 Yeah I guess, I'm only here for 17 of them. Man has to sleep sometime.

Anonymous Thu May 3 20:45:05 2018 No.18951389

>>18951359
Well, here's the thing.
Taking the gimderp seriously is a mistake and making a parody of the setting is all fine and fun, especially easier with the fantasy version.

I mean, shit, I'd love a bunch of shortstack dwarves with long braids that love fighten, drinkin, and grudgin as much as I'd like rough and tumble Orc girls that love fighting and get stronger from it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:45:56 2018 No.18951391 >>18951374 Go back, redditor and take your incels with you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:46:21 2018 No.18951394 >>18951376 That's the saddest thing I've heard all week. Caffeine then. And some feel-good tunes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:46:51 2018 No.18951396 File: 903 KB, 1400x1300, 45864703_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18951383 That wasn't me, honestly

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:48:29 2018 No.18951406 >>18951369 Accepting facts isn't nihilism. You wouldn't call natural constants or laws of physics nihilistic, either.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:48:34 2018 No.18951407 >>18951396 >going right back to spamming them Yeah, right.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:48:38 2018 No.18951408 >>18951362 Never.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:49:30 2018 No.18951412 >>18951396 Yet you're doing it right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:50:57 2018 No.18951418 >>18951396 Bullshit, fucko.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:51:28 2018 No.18951422 >>18951379 The bug is literally a thousand or so literal bugs huddled together in the shape of a girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:53:40 2018 No.18951431 >>18951407 >>18951412 >>18951418 What do I have to do to prove I'm not lying?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:54:36 2018 No.18951437 >>18951431 Never post again.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:54:51 2018 No.18951438 >>18951422 So is it a monster thats a girl? Or a girl that is a monster?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:55:06 2018 No.18951439 >>18951406 >It's facts because I say so!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:55:06 2018 No.18951440 I think 40k is dogshit but warhammer is pretty cool

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:55:36 2018 No.18951442 >>18951286 That's how they know they've found a husband https://i.imgur.com/PGXGUfo.png

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:56:27 2018 No.18951447 >>18951438 It's neither, it has no defined gender. It's, essentially, a thousand cockroaches all clumped together.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:56:52 2018 No.18951449 >>18951440 That's because the good guys in OG Warhammer aren't pants-on-head retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:56:58 2018 No.18951451 >>18951431 Leave forever and never return.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:57:14 2018 No.18951452 >>18951438 does she get wet , or does wet get her?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:58:33 2018 No.18951455 >>18951449 Were talking about fantasy right? I couldn't remember the name and thought it was just warhammer

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:00:32 2018 No.18951465 >>18951455 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:00:46 2018 No.18951468 >>18951442 That is some very lewd cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:01:00 2018 No.18951472 File: 47 KB, 550x223, 1525145335272.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18951449 A shame its dead.

Anonymous Thu May 3 21:02:00 2018 No.18951479 [SPOILER]

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>>18951406
Your treating the claim that love is inherently--again, inherently, for that is what i take particular issue with--an imperfect and lopsided proposition.

The "facts" aren't nihilistic. But your take on them is.

Anonymous Thu May 3 21:03:24 2018 No.18951483

>>18951431
If you're being truthful I'd just say let it go, it's not worth trying to convince people who have made up their minds. It'll suck for you to not be able to post them because of something someone else done but if you post about other girls and blend in with the crowd you'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:05:58 2018 No.18951499 >>18951440 That’s fine, I enjoy it for what it’s worth but the old world was nicer for an adventuring aspect

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:15:09 2018 No.18951552 File: 110 KB, 800x1500, 1525396509140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Better stay out of the water today.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:15:44 2018 No.18951557 >>18951552 Is she sweating?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:16:51 2018 No.18951561 >>18951557 >Fuck logic, I'm sweating underwater!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:17:08 2018 No.18951564 >>18951557 She is well lubricated.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:17:53 2018 No.18951570 >>18951552 Would wearing demon silver chainmail protect you from a mershark bite? How disappointed would she be?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:21:58 2018 No.18951589 >>18951570 Is it wise to swim in chainmail?

Anonymous Thu May 3 21:22:22 2018 No.18951596

>>18951570
>Big, buff mershark ready to bite an unsuspecting anon in a diving suit.
>In a flash she strikes, biting only to find her teeth stopped by chainmail
>Anon turns in surprise not to see a frightening, fierce shark but a girl with weepy looking eyes nibbling his arm uselessly

Anonymous Thu May 3 21:22:54 2018 No.18951599

>>18951479
Love wasn't the subject at any point. It's just one of the parts of the system of human reproduction, which is inherently imperfect and contains lopsided parts from an individual point of view. Love isn't an inherently lopsided part, but it is inherently flawed because the system it comes from is inherently flawed.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:23:23 2018 No.18951602 >>18951589 There are chainmail suits designed specifically to protect you from shark bites while diving.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:23:23 2018 No.18951603 >>18951589 You know chainmail diving suits have specifically designed for dealing with shark bites are a thing, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:23:24 2018 No.18951604 File: 615 KB, 960x987, XWOHHW0Npfo8r-9VhUahxpsGnMFoHc1cbSwcCP68pq8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18951570 >chainmail Pretty sure that would cause you to sink.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:24:11 2018 No.18951613 >>18951286 That's Dorome's role.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:24:17 2018 No.18951614 >>18951604 No, those are actually used in diving suits, it doesn't weight as much as you'd think.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:24:47 2018 No.18951618 >>18951599 Go back and read the filename

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:25:53 2018 No.18951627 >>18951599 Tiny love nibbles from shy mersharks are the cutest thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:26:47 2018 No.18951637 >>18951596 >implying the mamonobama in the suit wouldn't mix with the mamonobama in her fangs and paralyze you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:27:00 2018 No.18951639 >>18951602 >>18951603 I figured they used some modern lightweight alloy but I doubt the heaviness of demonsilver has been elaborated on.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:29:12 2018 No.18951653 >>18951639 It's a magic world. Even if it were heavy enough to weigh you down, I'm sure they could enchant it to be lighter.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:29:45 2018 No.18951655 >>18951286 >Anon, are you okay? >You look nervous >And you're shaking >I'll just hug you tighter

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:31:43 2018 No.18951659 Would you be safe in a diving suit? the larger bulky ones that hide everything, they wouldn't be able to tell you are a guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:33:32 2018 No.18951668 >>18951659 Even if they can't see you, they can still sense your spirit energy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:33:48 2018 No.18951669 >>18951659 Modern scuba diving suit, genuis. It's basically a chainmail onesie you wear over the waterproof layer.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:37:14 2018 No.18951682 >>18951552 go into the water.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:37:22 2018 No.18951683 >>18951276 From what I can tell, what's-his-face barely even moderates anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:43:41 2018 No.18951719 File: 90 KB, 711x986, 1480124934094.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wrote a greentext about a Yeti, but felt it was just a bit too long to post in the thread. Enjoy! https://pastebin.com/Hx23Ba85

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:44:03 2018 No.18951721 >>18951719 Thank you

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:44:32 2018 No.18951727 File: 1.61 MB, 2402x3930, DXfOCrgUQAAgcu0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Could it be possible for Shoggoths to reshape their lower bodies into something like a mermaid's tail or centaur's body?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:56:03 2018 No.18951797 File: 133 KB, 1280x720, ev102_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna be a backup dancer for a scylla idol!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:00:23 2018 No.18951821 File: 695 KB, 1024x2756, commission_yuki_onna__tf_by_ibenz009-d7r7k3i.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:01:31 2018 No.18951830 >>18951821 Is is more of that "guys turning into monstergirls" garbage isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:02:11 2018 No.18951835 >>18951830 Looks like a girl to me

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:03:58 2018 No.18951847 >>18951835 I think the hair is retarded anime boy style in the first panel and it grows longer every second spend inside

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:04:07 2018 No.18951851 >>18951830 No Just a very flat girl. Monsterization honestly did her a favor.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:06:06 2018 No.18951861 >>18951847 Not really. It's a bit longer then even your average tomboy hair.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:07:04 2018 No.18951866 >>18951821 Go away faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:07:55 2018 No.18951871 Pampering a shortstack Lilaruanes

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:10:26 2018 No.18951880 >>18951826 >I do!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:13:41 2018 No.18951898 File: 438 KB, 495x599, 495px-Liliraune3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18951871 Yes.

Anonymous Thu May 3 22:14:35 2018 No.18951902

>>18951069
I think this is one of the appeals of monstergirls. The sexual regime in MGE would be completely unbelievable if it was regular women doing it, but we can suspend our disbelief because they're monsters. A world where regular women pursue men for strict monogamous relationships is less believable than a world where monstergirls pursue men for strict monogamous relationships.

Certainly thinking like that will turn you into a robot in no time; it's better to put aside those emotions and focus that energy towards your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:16:11 2018 No.18951909 File: 284 KB, 850x681, Just do it.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18951902 I'm sure it's already too late for him.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:23:13 2018 No.18951930 >>18951327 I wish I could do that again. I had fun spending almost the whole day posting.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:24:24 2018 No.18951938 I want to play mech games with monster girls! I wanna show off my builds!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:24:52 2018 No.18951942 >Come home from school >Your adoptive Elf mother is standing in the living room wearing magical girl cosplay >She was even singing one of the songs and striking the poses >She notices you and looks like a deer in headlights

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:26:37 2018 No.18951954 >>18951942 I'd give her a condescending look and go to my room.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:26:49 2018 No.18951955 >>18951847 The lady doth protest too much, methinks

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:27:44 2018 No.18951961 >>18951830 I'm into that kind of stuff and I don't see it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:28:14 2018 No.18951966 File: 130 KB, 1021x851, 1520203435478.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18951902 what's wrong with being a robot?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:31:50 2018 No.18951991 >>18951942 But how wet is she?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:31:53 2018 No.18951992 >>18951898 Well cared for plants are quite fertile and twins are nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:32:53 2018 No.18952002 >>18951966 >no Automanee that constantly follows you wherever you go because she doesn't trust other women I imagine that would get really annoying once puberty hits.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:33:03 2018 No.18952004 >>18951942 Would tell her that's the reason she doesn't have a husband.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:40:58 2018 No.18952032 >>18952002 >"You are a handsome young man. You will be assaulted if left alone. I will accompany. No objections permitted." G-gosh, am I really handsome?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:41:54 2018 No.18952039 >>18952032 I can't be assaulted in the shower! Stop trying to follow me

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:52:33 2018 No.18952086 File: 920 KB, 1400x1000, 1523045114728.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18952002 >>18952032 This really pains my heart

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:53:47 2018 No.18952094 >>18952032 I bet she'll sleep in your bed every night.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:55:47 2018 No.18952103 >>18952002 Placing a fridge magnet onto your Automanee's forehead may seem like a great way to immobilize her and spend time with a special someone, but be warned to face the consequences of your actions the moment you take it off.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:56:17 2018 No.18952108 >>18952094 Sleep is a misleading. She'll mostly be observing your breathing patterns and slight muscle movements until you wake.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:58:16 2018 No.18952119 >>18952103 >Placing a fridge magnet onto your Automanee's forehead But what if she starts singing like a folk singer?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:58:55 2018 No.18952122 >>18952103 Even if you carefully explain that you were just spending time with your family?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 23:00:43 2018 No.18952131 >>18952119 >Put a magnet on her head >She starts singing this: https://youtu.be/5fbdV2Fx0PM >"Oh god, oh god how do I get it off?"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 23:00:57 2018 No.18952132 >>18952122 >"I am your family. Exclusion is cruel. No excuses." Good job, dummy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 23:02:01 2018 No.18952140 >>18952108 This just sounds like an excuse to watch me sleep while cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 23:03:27 2018 No.18952150 >>18952132 Well I just hope her punishments aren't too harsh.

Anonymous Thu May 3 23:04:27 2018 No.18952158
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>MGE Difficulty
Story
Very Easy
Adequately Easy
Moderately Easy
Easy
<-Undead Paladin (Difficulty cannot be changed when set)
>Locked
Druella Must Fuck Mode

>Cheats
Sabbath Mode
Mega Milk Mode
Big Heads
Small Heads
4 Legs Better Than Two
We're All Gazers Now
Infinite Stamina
Infinite Health
Infinite Fingerless Glove

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 23:07:06 2018 No.18952171 >>18952158 What's different on the hardest difficulty?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 23:07:09 2018 No.18952172 File: 217 KB, 724x1024, 02_N0001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18952086

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 23:08:22 2018 No.18952176 >>18952086 >>18952172 2B is not a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 23:09:15 2018 No.18952182 >>18952176 In that case neither is the automaton.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 23:09:31 2018 No.18952184 >>18952182 Wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 23:13:19 2018 No.18952207 >>18952176 Shes a cyborg Speaking of cyborg Do you personally consider cyborgs monster girls? Created from scratch or augmented human doesn't matter. By augmented i mean full boey replacement, more machine than flesh and blood.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 23:15:05 2018 No.18952214 >>18952171 You play as an Undead Paladin...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 23:16:48 2018 No.18952224 >>18952158 Easy with Mega Milk Mode activated.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 23:16:54 2018 No.18952225 File: 1.78 MB, 1800x1626, 65357355_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your mofu is pretty cool, but can she launch planes?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 23:17:09 2018 No.18952227 >>18952214 That's not the hardest

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 23:17:39 2018 No.18952231 >>18952207 Not really. I don't see how girls like 18 would count as monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 23:17:51 2018 No.18952235 >>18952225 The yandere one is better

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 23:33:27 2018 No.18952304 >>18952207 She's a robot. There's no meat in there. Only synthmeat

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 23:33:49 2018 No.18952307 File: 118 KB, 1600x1200, DcMkPrlVwAM1wfO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 23:41:06 2018 No.18952336 >>18952158 >4 Legs Better Than Two >not "4 legs good, 2 legs bad" You uncultured philistine.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 23:41:32 2018 No.18952339 A friendly reminder to never refer to yetis as abominable snowmen! They'll probably laugh it off or at least pretend but getting insulted still hurts!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 23:48:51 2018 No.18952372 >>18952339 sounds more like an artic insult for alps

Anonymous Thu May 3 23:51:03 2018 No.18952384

>>18952158
Druella Must Doink
>All enemies have 40% extra health and negate 20% of incoming damage
>Stealth mechanic disabled
>Dark Priesthood starts with 3 converted villages instead of the normal 1
>Each turn, resources are pilfered from human settlements to construct a portal that immediately summons Druella when finished
>Cannot masturbate to reduce ecstacy meter if Village is governed by The Order
>Human females are corrupted at an increased rate
>Signing peace treaties with monster-owned or monster-friendly territories increases the rate at which humans may turn
>H scenes unskippable

Anything I'm missing?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 23:51:33 2018 No.18952386 >>18952339 What calling a fit yeti about a Ab-ominable?

Anonymous Thu May 3 23:58:34 2018 No.18952403

>>18952227
The last mode is a joke mode the devs put in anon. All enemies are replaced by Druella , Druella's can't be defeated as per usual, and the tutorial zone is slowly inhabited by more and more spawning Druella's until it's Game Over. High scores are recorded by how many Druellas exist before you're defeated.

>>18952336
Put'em up you mangy muppet so we can partake in a bit of the ole ultra voilence.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:00:02 2018 No.18952413 File: 1.19 MB, 1024x1448, Inari34.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is this general so mean and aggressive? Why are people telling other people to kill themselves? This isn't right!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:01:03 2018 No.18952416 >>18952413 No portals make some people pissy

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:01:58 2018 No.18952422 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember not to look too cold. That's how one ends up with shortstacks and lolis in their bed seeking to warm them up

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:02:19 2018 No.18952424 >>18952413 >Titania encounters imageboards for the first time

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:02:39 2018 No.18952429 >18952413 >Act like a faggot >Get called a faggot >Pretend you're a victim

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:02:59 2018 No.18952431 File: 1.74 MB, 1263x1805, 65453666_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18952235 They're both awesome.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:04:26 2018 No.18952443 >>18952413 get dabbed on nigga haha

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:04:42 2018 No.18952444 >actually reaching 1000 posts How long has it been since the last time?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:06:12 2018 No.18952454 File: 395 KB, 595x842, Hakutaku1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18952413 Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total Fuckwad

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:06:45 2018 No.18952457 >>18952454 >Normal Person

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:06:45 2018 No.18952458 >>18951659 I'm actually our guy on this subject, and yeah there are a few suits that would work. Classic Mark 5 (think Bioshock) is completely sealed and dry, also Desco pot hazmat suits. The later is part Kevlar and notoriously hard to penetrate.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:08:11 2018 No.18952463 >>18952457 https://youtu.be/UE6iAjEv9dQ

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:11:30 2018 No.18952470 >>18952403 >voilence I don’t even have to lift a finger. You just defeated yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:15:25 2018 No.18952487 File: 1.78 MB, 900x5490, mermaids_are_lame_by_mleth-dba7jkt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mermaids with FRICKIN LASER BEAMS

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:17:45 2018 No.18952501 >>18952458 But what if she sees your face through the helmet and uses her Ushi-Oni strength to peel it open like a tin can?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:19:11 2018 No.18952510 What's your waifu's favorite food combination anon? Mine likes steak and brown gravy, same as me.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:19:32 2018 No.18952513 >>18952501 Don't be silly, ushis can't get you underwater!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:20:45 2018 No.18952519 >>18952513 You have to come up sometime.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:20:59 2018 No.18952520 >>18952501 Then your suit would fill with water and you would sink/drown. You should be far more worried of Sea Slimes getting into the nooks and crannies.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:24:11 2018 No.18952530 >>18952519 Well, theoretically you could stay under indefinitely. Decompressing would be a bitch though if you ever decided to come back up. I wonder if people who travel to the Otohime cities need decompression? Probably not, cuz mamabama

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:25:40 2018 No.18952535 >>18952530 But what about food and the bathroom?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:26:16 2018 No.18952538 >>18952487 That made me cringe in my soul. Well done

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:30:27 2018 No.18952550 File: 324 KB, 718x425, monster girl deruella explain shit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18952535

Anonymous Fri May 4 00:31:10 2018 No.18952554

>>18952535
You could live in a pressurized habitat with facilities. You could go out spear fishing everyday, and lick the condensation off the windows for water.
Monstergirls would always find a way though. None of this could protect you from a Ghost/Phantom/Wisp simply showing up. You may also have to bop a lot of sharks.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:32:28 2018 No.18952559 >>18952550 W-well I prefer monster girls WITHOUT demonic energy!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:33:44 2018 No.18952562 >>18952559 Then maybe EMG or MGQ is for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:35:03 2018 No.18952571 >>18952562 >MGQ Yeah nevermind. You were saying something about madomomaga?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:37:19 2018 No.18952581 File: 121 KB, 1424x463, 1524941848444.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18952571 It's not that bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:38:34 2018 No.18952590 >>18952550 stop posting this every thread

Anonymous Fri May 4 00:39:12 2018 No.18952593

>>18952581
But the art sure as hell is. It's not just the bad ends that make MGQ terrible.

Someone could do a lot of good breaking Setouchi's hands and... ah shit whoever draws Illias needs to be slapped until they forget their drawing style. And they added even worse artists in 2 who I never learned the names of

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:39:36 2018 No.18952595 >>18952581 it really should have been "The Hora you know!"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:40:46 2018 No.18952601 >>18952581 >1/4 chance of death >there are people who will defend this

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:42:07 2018 No.18952611 >>18952601 just don't get a fucking bad end then doofus. They're called BAD ENDS do you want fucking candy?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:44:18 2018 No.18952623 >>18952593 MGQ has it's fair share of good art too. And honestly the bad art just serves as better motivation to win the fights.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:48:19 2018 No.18952640 File: 249 KB, 706x1231, Give them back! You smelly pirate hooker!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a Shark as a homestay.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:50:23 2018 No.18952651 >>18952640 I want a DANGEROUS snek

Anonymous Fri May 4 00:53:01 2018 No.18952656

>>18952554
You'll doom yourself spearfishing.
A large, dark colored fish will dart out of the darkness and ram into you, causing you to lose your grip on the spear. You'll find it on the sea floor, a dozen or so feet below you, and decide to end your sojourn in the depths and try again another day.
You'll find a Shoggoth standing over you in the morning, her eyes smiling, but not her mouth. You'll scramble out of bed and reach for your spear, only to find it gone, and only then will you realize that she was the "fish".

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:56:55 2018 No.18952670 >>18952611 >dude just dont lose lmfao

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:57:42 2018 No.18952672 >>18951719 Continue it your story feels unfinished.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 00:59:19 2018 No.18952681 I want to have anal sex with a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 01:00:06 2018 No.18952684 >>18952670 You can easily go through the entire game without losing. The only reason you lose in MGQ is because you wanted to see the sex scene. it is not exactly the dark souls of eroge, which you'd know if you played it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 01:02:08 2018 No.18952697 >>18952681 You could be a Nightgaunt's ass slave.

Anonymous Fri May 4 01:04:16 2018 No.18952708

>>18952158
I had an idea for a story about an undead Paladin girl who didn’t realize she was undead. It was supposed to end with her getting a crossbow bolt to her head and her finally accepting that she’s dead and going off away from her homeland in search of a new home.
It’s supposed to be a sad ending because the baker boy she had a crush on was the one who shoots her in the head.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 01:05:45 2018 No.18952713 >>18952672 Maybe. I have other already started ones that I need to get around to finishing, plus I don't really know where it'd go from there beyond just your basic "guy and monster fall in love" story.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 01:06:00 2018 No.18952715 >>18952708 sad undead are unwelcome. Only happy zombos allowed

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 01:06:38 2018 No.18952717 >>18952513 Wait, there’s a spider that stays 95% of its life underwater. Could an Ushi or Arachne learn from those guys and be able to breathe underwater too?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 01:07:04 2018 No.18952719 >>18952640 i want a gigantes homestay

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 01:08:09 2018 No.18952722 >>18952719 How exactly would that work?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 01:08:44 2018 No.18952725 >>18952717 Not without magic. Those spiders can work because of surface tension at such small sizes. A person-sized spider would just be using scuba gear if not magic

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 01:09:21 2018 No.18952732 >>18952722 no idea, maybe buy an aircraft hangar?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 01:14:05 2018 No.18952749 >>18952722 A massive, up-scaled house is built for you.

Anonymous Fri May 4 01:20:43 2018 No.18952777
File: 133 KB, 303x281, 134567453543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I want to take part in a Greater Demon of Wrath's Battle Royale, where thousands fight to the death in a random environment, with access to random weapons, until one is left standing.

Then everyone is brought back to life, to do it all over again!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 01:22:30 2018 No.18952783 >>18952777 Let's be real here anon, they'd choose a better genre than Battle Royale, and it'd be rapes not kills.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 01:24:18 2018 No.18952791 >>18952777 I want to build a time machine and NTR your mom away from your dad and then force her to abort you.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 01:44:32 2018 No.18952862 File: 216 KB, 636x900, 1525412672862.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember, there is such a thing as "too big".

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 01:45:21 2018 No.18952863 >>18952862 I'd say shes just at the upper threshold for me, which is perfect

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 01:45:37 2018 No.18952864 >>18952862 When sex can't reasonably take place, that's too big >Mikoyan Should be glad there's no dick, I guess

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 01:46:47 2018 No.18952866 >>18952864 >reasonably this is where the debate comes in

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 01:47:11 2018 No.18952868 >>18952862 An Oni Warlord!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 01:47:37 2018 No.18952870 >>18952866 Oh come on, she'd need a dick the width of his torso

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 01:48:14 2018 No.18952872 >>18952870 you just have no sense of adventure

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 01:49:42 2018 No.18952877 >>18952864 Love doesn't care about what's reasonable.

Anonymous Fri May 4 01:51:59 2018 No.18952884

>>18952868
>As a blessing from her goddess, an Oni Warlord can grow in size to aid in sieges.
>Young anon gets picked up and sucked off by a war form Oni and then placed between her tits so she can take him back to her home and snu-snu him once she's back to her regular size.

Anonymous Fri May 4 01:52:32 2018 No.18952885

>>18952581
A lot of those "Keeps you alive" Entries are pretty goddamn miserable though. Like the slime that reduces you to a shivering, cripple addict, or the bugs that turn your asshole into an incubator for their eggs until you die, or the undead that fucks and mindbreaks you for the rest of your life while tearfully apologizing for what her master is making her do.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 01:52:42 2018 No.18952886 >>18952862 Yes, this is about the max size I like, and the closer to the max size the better. But I'd rather a dragon at that scale

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 01:53:57 2018 No.18952888 >>18952884 >once she's back to her regular size. that takes the fun outta it if she aint sized like in the pic

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 01:54:08 2018 No.18952891 >>18952885 Well yeah, but that wouldn't help them hide their bullshit now would it?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 02:00:57 2018 No.18952911 >>18952581 Is there one for MGQ3? I saw many of them reduce Luka into a dried fish

Anonymous Fri May 4 02:02:11 2018 No.18952917

>>18952884
>On the way home she keeps talking about how hard she will rape him and how much sex they're going to have
>He already made his prayers and readied himself for death by snusnu
>They get home, she pulls him out of her cleavage and gently places him next to the door
>With a deep breath her size slowly reduces to a more reasonable 7"5
>Anon gets filled with hope for survival, and he thinks that perhaps he will even enjoy it
>5 hours of rape and 3 near death experiences later he passes out with a smile on his face

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 02:40:26 2018 No.18953027 File: 193 KB, 1304x1198, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949227

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