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MAH WAIFU > IS FRIENDS WITH YOURE WAIFU

undead are olev

>>18938452
>spoiler
That's the spirit.

This is snek.

>>18938447

>>18938460

>>18938452
I didn't know she had any. Neat.

Wouldn't a monster waifu be against you adventuring?
You could get hurt or worse.

>>18938462
Fuck off. I still fucking laughed though.

>>18938475
I gotta make rent, though.

>>18938475
Not if she protects me!

>>18938214
I think the reason I'm so into femdom is that, even though I'm desperate for any love whatsoever, that same fact makes me change possible waifus constantly.

As such, I'm highly attracted to any woman who can make a strong impression on me via an extreme expression of their attention.

Once we're going steady, I'll probably become more of a switch.

Does that make sense? What girl would a Lilim hook me up with?

>>18938475
So I guess she'd also be against me being in the military.

>>18938475
I only wear the finest shog armor on my dangerous adventures to the post office and grocery stores. Safest way to travel, if you ask a shog.

>>18938475
Adventuring is required for nest-building. You can't hatch dragon eggs without a hoard.

>>18938499
>live in a small town
>Mr. Russel came back from his expedition to Antarctica and is the local celebrity
>Gee Kurt, how come your clothes are always so... ripply?

>>18938491
Hellhound.

>>18938499
Do they not sell stamps at the grocery store?

Remember, you don't have to run faster than the wurm, just faster than the guy besides you.

>>18938513
Why would I run in the first place? If I just stand still with my arms to my sides she'll think I'm a tree and go around me. It works on silly buffalo holsts so surely it'll work on her too!

>>18938513
Stop that.

>>18938523
She can still sense your spirit energy.

>>18938513
Unless you're the one she's interested in, then she ignores the guy you left behind to snatch you up.

>>18938475
She can pamper me enough to stop wanting to leave the house

>>18938513
>not tripping yourself and telling the guy to fuck off when he tries to help you up

>>18938447
Albino lamia are the best

Sapphee is the best

Praise the perfect snek

>>18938544
>Albino lamia
Is that the kindergarten girl who lives inside a plastic bubble?

>>18938544
>Perfect

>>18938544
>>18938549
Go away.

>>18938544
>>18938549
>Z-ton
Hell no.

>>18938556
That's Thomas

>>18938548
Albinism is just a lack of pigment in the skin hair and eyes. So she has to stay out of the sun or wear that black bodysuit and a veil

>>18938549
The battle was over before it began.

>>18938556
>He can't tell the difference

>>18938510
You'd think raping me on the spot would leave a strong impression in terms of femdom, but you'd be wrong.

>>18938452
Unlikely. My waifu's friends are all dead.

>>18938571
That's rough, buddy.

>>18938475
She encourages me getting stronger. Fit body, mind, spirit and all that jizz. Obviously she doesn't want me to die, but it wouldn't really matter if I did. There are other ways to make her warm. Like friction.

>>18938580
It's pretty cool actually

>>18938559
>>18938561
He still contributed, and that taints the whole thing.

>>18938594
More best snek for me then

>>18938588
>spoiler
Oh. Listen dude, I swear I'm not racist towards undead. There's a Skeleton that's very close to me.

>>18938594
>He can't separate the art from the writing
Your loss, I guess

>>18938598
Step off, she's my best snek

>>18938599
Stop posting this shitty art

Best slime hands down.

>>18938610
>first time I ever posted it
>STOP POSTING IT
Haha, fuck you.

>>18938617
You keep using the "It's new art" excuse. Fuck off it's BAD art. Get some fucking standards

>>18938621
>You keep using
I've never said that, ever. Fuck you.

>>18938628
Oh great, so it's multiple people posting terrible art in these threads

Manticores are cool.

>>18938631
You have no power here.

>>18938632
>getting kissed by Miss Happy
Terrifying experience.

>>18938632
Girls have four mouths!

>>18938642

>be a mother
>Chair bound from accident that happened after having your child
>Completely crippled in the legs, barely even have feeling in them
>Love your family, and you all try your best to help each other, but it's hard
>Husband still loves you through the accident, but fusses over being able to treat you right
>Son does his best for you, but gets picked on mercilessly by other kids
>Probably because you are the only single child family in town, though, it's not like you can change that anymore
>Dark times cause a downturn in the family, and you get concerned for your family's future
>Still feel like such a damn burden, and just want to raise your kid, and show your husband how much you appreciate him
>You've looked into nearly everything, but none of them showed any promise of giving your legs back
>But you've heard the rumors about those beastwomen and what they do to people
>Manage to get into contact with a demon girl
>beg and plead to have them let you walk again, you don't care if people will think you look or act strange, you just want to be able to raise your family.
>The demon suggests turning you into one of their kind
>You shudder at the thought of what that would end up meaning for you, but anything to be able to walk again
>Go through the so called procedure, where the demon had you drink a number of sickly concoctions, wear strange and unusual trinkets while she chanted in some odd tune
>It was not painful like some of the other things you tried, it sure made you 'uncomfortable' in other ways
>God, you just want this over so you can go go home to your husband and… and….
>Pass out Midway, knowing that the demon would at least make sure to finish
>Wake up
>You are back in your chair, at home
>It's very early morning, the others are asleep
>You begin to wonder what even happened last night, when you are distracted by a curious sensation from your lower body
>Throwing off the blanket on your lap, you realize what has happened
>You've lost your legs
>Starting at your hip, your body morphs into a large, scaled serpents tail, that you can feel and move every inch of
>Incredulous at the change, you couldn't help but remember what you were thinking soon after the accident;
>You knew that you were never going to walk again

Himedere mofu is very expensive, but very soft!

>>18938670
I prefer yandere mofu.

>>18938533
Trolls are cute!

>>18938533
I want to wear a tight shirt that reads 'I <3 Ar-Hissu Pain Lover!'

>>18938670
Don’t worry she likes discounts when she gets to buy you

>>18938688
That's fair. I'd be on clearance.

>>18938678
I prefer cold mofu

Experiment gone wrong, or experiment gone right?

>>18938641
>Miss Happy
Oh man, that takes me back.

>>18938700
Horribly wrong, why is there so much emotion on her face?

>>18938697
Someone stop that Fox before she bursts into a cute song about snow and winter!

>>18938709
Look at her back anon, no Phylactery.

>>18938700
Very wrong. I hate Nav's bigger Liches.

>>18938706
What's that Miss Happy? You want to smother his face? I'm not sure anon would like that very much!

>>18938724
Running from manticores must be quite the experience

>>18938724
Miss Happy is far too direct.

>>18938731
>bigger and stronger than you
>can probably run faster than a human
>can fly
>can shoot aphrodisiac barbs from afar
Manticores deserve more respect as top-tier Monsters. Apex predators.

>>18938738
Overlooking their intelligence is a common foible.
Precise cruelty is so much better than simple barbarism.

>>18938523
>Buffalo holsts
>Hair over their eyes
>Standard big ol' titties
>Chill as fuck aside from her wanderlust
Sounds fun.

>>18938588
>All that jizz
Freud?

>>18938763
Insert the obvious song buffalo gals won’t you come out tonight here.

>>18938475
Honestly my wife and kids would rather I never leave the house for anything.

>>18938763
There's nothing wrong with Sigmunda Freudline. In face, for a dark valkyrie her views are rather widely acknowledged. Of course, there's some controversy about her permanently shotafied adopted son/husband and her views on motheru dicking, but that's neither here nor there.

>find out a bunch of Poles are making a survival horror game about being a damned soul in Hell
>female demons WILL rape you onscreen
Now this is the future I chose.

>>18938475
We run a dungeon together so adventurers would actually come to us.

>>18938809
Are you talking about Agony? I was hoping there'd be rape in the game.

>>18938809
What's the catch?

>>18938821
Male demons will rape you on screen too

>>18938818
That's the one.
>>18938821
It's not exactly cute to look at. Dem tiddies tho.

>>18938809
>>18938818
While I'm a fan of tiddies, I'm not a fan of having a cloven horned skull for a face

But Poland is free of social justice for the moment, so we might actually get rape

>>18938821
Rape will only be available on PC.

>>18938452
Wives being friends is good

>>18938825
>a cloven horned skull for a face
There are actually good-looking Succubi in the game too, I've seen some statues.

>>18938841
There are actual succubi yeah, google the forest zone trailer. But there are also male demons and posession, and I'm guessing that if you're in a succ's body and lose to one of the male demons in game there's a decent chance of getting raped.

So, probably not the game for here

>>18938852
God fucking damnit. I just know this game is going to have the shit ripped out of it by feminists and betas screeching about how anything remotely sexual is misogynist. I hate games media so fucking much.

>>18938852
Fair enough. My excitement was still roused though.

>>18938857
>caring about games media
Just press the buttons and click the dialogue my dude

>>18938857
>>18938859
I actually have no excitement for this game. I know it's either going to be heavily censored or not even available in my country. And I can't be fucked trying to get the game imported uncensored.

People will upload all the good shit to the usual places, I'll just fap there.

Keep in mind, what I said about the male rape demons was complete speculation.

>>18938868
>heavily censored
On consoles. The PC release has an uncensored patch coming out with release.

>>18938447
I couldn't if I tried!

Literally, in the case of Shiros.

>>18938872
Oh, good to know. I don't have a pc though. Can't really afford one that can run a modern game either.

>>18938888
I'm sorry.

Whoever wrote this in the last thread
https://pastebin.com/0qSNUmd6
Good job, I liked it and I laughed when she met the Shog, and at the end.

This is a highly chuuni Dark Mage who believes that both humanity and angels are after her ultimate dark power that could reforge the world were she to take off her eye-patch.

>>18938888
If it wasn't for those fucking bitcoin miners inflating GPU prices, I could. Near a Tomato was probably the last game I could run on my current rig without unacceptable performance drops

>>18938911
I reject humanity and the Heavenly Host. I serve only the Frozen Throne

Chaos girls and the things they do to their husbands are incredibly terrifying. Corruption isn't worth the benefits. You cannot prove me wrong.

>>18938899
Punaldin. Yeah, it was pretty damn good. It got several giggles out of me.

>>18938942
>Corruption
Still don't understand this fetish. Strange thing is every author has a different idea what it looks like. Light/Heavy/Grimdark we've seen it all.

>>18938942
Being a coat and living in a reclusive village doesn't seem so bad.

>>18938956
Beats working a 9-to-5 dead-end job.

>>18938942
but you can squish mind flayers

>>18938956
>>18938965
It's a horrible experience and Wendigos deserve nothing but fire for doing something like that to men.

>>18938969
There are plenty of other things you can squish that won't horribly warp your memories against your will.

New waifu sketch!

>>18939002
I'm kinda weak to lace.

Devils are cute AND lewd.

>>18938942
I’d be anything if I can have a loving sex with a tsundere loli

>>18938954
I call it an upgrade.

It's raining again today.

>>18938954
just ave a boner for the darkness

A virgin man, a submissive masochist Orc and a dom Dark Elf. This is what I wish to experience from the bottom of my heart. What could be better?

>>18938687
I hope that one day someone will make a H-game like shadow of mordor

>>18939256
>Pain Lover
M-Troll?

>>18939256
I get it, it's new art, we don't need it every fucking thread.

>>18939260
Posting standard police up in this bitch.

>>18939264
Look man, it's fine to be proud you got an artist to do you some work, but posting it every fucking thread is going over the line. You're no better than the other fags like the "this kills the meido" asshole, or that guy who wouldn't stop what with the maids, or slowpoke guy.

>>18939264
Yeah but that's not me this time. I only speak up when the art is offensively awful

>>18938662
I hope the family and neighbours will be understanding enough, especially when the boy gets a little sister.

>>18939283
Stop assuming I'm someone else, I didn't post such a thing.
>>18939290
You two should hook up, maybe play some Halo.

>>18939305
I didn't imply you were those people. Can you read?

what are your favorite type of monster girl? for me it the white horn.

>>18939309
>it's fine to be proud YOU got
>YOU'RE no better
Sure seems to be referring to me, officer.
>>18939313
I like the dom ones.

>>18939315
If you're not the guy I was fucking talking to, why the fuck did you reply to me?

>>18939313
My favorite girls are rats and mice! Though nurarihyon and neurenagos are also high tier, as are houri, soldier beetles, and imps.

>>18939324
Because your behavior triggers me.

>>18939329
I don't care.

>>18939334
>I asked you a question but I don't care about the answer, hehe
Okay dude. Please enjoy the thread now.

>>18939313
A good choice. The cutest daughterus and the most lovely waifus.

>>18939343
Taking the Wendigo back where? To the orphanage?
>Sorry, we took it for a test drive but it's just not for us, you know?

Goodnight, /jp/

Remember, Sapphee is the best snek

>>18939340
>>18939371
Drinking is bad and you should feel bad!

Playtime's over, lambchop. Time to get in the ring, we're doing full contact today.

>>18939385
Oh my goodness.

>>18939377
>He doesn't want to have a quiet drink with a cute snek just before bed
And if you happen to find the same bed afterwards, who could blame you?

>>18939385
>Ring? What ring? I have no idea what you're talking about. Who told you? Was it your sister? That bitch! I knew I shouldn't have asked her your ring size. Well, let's see how smug she is after I tell her boyfriend about her fear of clowns!

Remember to kiss and hold hands with your nee-san everyday!

>>18939686
i wish i had one ;_;

>>18939349
Back to her parents!

>>18939783
>that hand
This is a huge fakeout, isn't it?
>heart
>meat
>meat
What simple-minded creatures. Truly Wendigos are the Wurms of Wintertown.

>>18939803
>hand
Pretty much, Papa Wendigos are big softies so long as you don't threaten the pack.
>snow wurm
Rude! Young Wendigos aren't stupid just because they're focused on meat! They're growing young ladies who need all the sustenance they can get!

>>18939241
How would it play out?

>>18939838
>Young Wendigos aren't stupid
Neither are Wurms. I once saw a Wurm beat a pigeon in chess you know.
>>18939851
Orc girl gets nipple clamps, one of those ring-gags and a buttplug in her while the guy watches. Dark Elf then rides him after getting properly excited, Orc sits on his face, Elf whips them both maybe. Something like that.

>>18939861
>nipple clamps, one of those ring-gags and a buttplug in her
I thought your P'Orc Nemesis could only get one accessory for each time you impregnate her. What kind of Tark sorcery did you pull off to decorate her so orofusely?

>>18939878
This isn't Mordor, this is the Underdark.

>>18939861
Doggystyle the orc while she is eating out the dark elf mistress!

>>18939919
Hmm, that way she could watch the look on my face, interesting choice.

>golden week
>still no new girl

>>18940041
Here.

>>18940050
Would worship her while she looks at me with that face

>>18940058
Girls love getting worshiped.

>>18939385
>toned muscular belly
Wait are this faggots girl's losing their weight and keeping it lost?

>>18940041

We got a strongfat cyclops.

>>18940091
It fluctuates. Elf actually got a really fit stomach once then lost it in the same chapter by overeating.

Delinquent (Your Waifu)

>>18940102

>Delinquent elf
>Plants magical saplings in the middle of buildings that grow and bust up concrete within days. Planting these in urban structures and disrupting balance in nature's favor is, culturally, like an Elvin form of graffiti
>Sneaks a shortbow and some arrows into school
>Listens to aggressive, chaotic flute music and it's basically elf death metal

>>18940093
Methoniums designs have gotten a bit ugly since he went legit.

>>18940115
I bet any Elf that falls into delinquency has an inferiority complex to other monstergirls.

>>18940102
>Delinquent elf wight
I cannot even. Uh, maybe she's an ex far-ranger, who was rowdy in her days patrolling the hills and mountains far far past her kingdom's jurisdiction. To the poor local farmers her band of merry elves were more akin to bandits who lived in nature like ghosts.

Even in death she and her girls stayed together as the newly founded Wild Hunt, and carouse across the sky with their undead steeds, bullying boys. I guess that's as delinquent as an elf gets.

>>18940102
>delinquent nureonago
What, does she just laze about the house all day drinking beer?

>>18940102
>Delinquent 7ft. tall thicc Automaton
Her hair styled into a scissor double braid. She now uses armor modified to resemble a mix between military garb and a long tailed gakuran.
Lastly, she forgoes long ranged weaponry in favor of huge kanabo reminiscent of the impact weaponry shown in Iron Blooded Orphans.

She'd never actually behave like a delinquent and still act like a clingy kuu/yandere onee-san,

>>18940102
>Delinquent dormouse
how does one sleep more than that

>>18938899
>breaking into some guys house and doing his chores until he likes it
There aren't too many chores to do in a man's house. Guys aren't that particular.

>>18940294
Dishes still need to be done, the bathroom still needs to be cleaned, the bed still needs to be made. Laundry, dusting, there's a lot to do.

>>18940306
>Dishes
Cleaning one plate once a day isn't much work. I guess you could scrub the butterknife after each use?
>bathroom
I don't drink so my bathroom is never a disaster area.
>bed still needs to be made
That's like 5 seconds.
>Laundry
Fill up the machine once a week.
>dusting
This isn't a real thing, right? Feather-dusters were invented for tickle porn, right?

>>18940306
>>18940328

Don't forget blowjobs

>>18939686
If Snek-nee smells things with her tongue, does that mean she smells and tastes you when you kiss?

>>18940337
Yes

>>18940332
Hm, yes. A latex maid outfit and some plugs and clamps and vibes could make a maid's life more exciting.
I'm not KDF by the way.

>>18940253
She just sleeps in dangerous locations or places that are inconvenient for other people and refuses to wake up or move.

>Renegade dormouse takes four-hour nap on train tracks

>>18938899
The way Punaldin wrote the Shoggoths dialogue was pretty cute, even though Shoggoths are probably very literate.

>>18940346
This seems like an overly lewd design flaw, lamia tongues are practically asking for sensory overload!

>>18940375
It was that, and the Kikis epiphany upon realizing Shogs are real. A good chuckle was had.
I figure a Shog might talk a little funny if they are ESL.

>>18940414
That Shog felt nicer than the regular ESL shitters we have here.

>>18940454
Well their first language is the language of the abyss, and I've heard the abyss is a pretty nice place.

>>18940465
Isn't that the place where the nightmares of humanity were born for generations?

i don't know man, the floor may be clean, but will my sanity be the same?

>>18940478
Muckled darn cultists!

>>18940499
>just finished rereading Old Man Henderson
Fucking jinx, man. You sure you not a Shoggoth?

>>18940552
I mean if I was would I know it? If you're The Thing do you KNOW you're The Thing?

>>18940328
My friend, do me a favor.
Do you have a bookshelf? Remove everything from one shelf, wipe the shelf down and then leave it like that until this time on Saturday, then wipe it down again with a white cloth.
Dust builds up ridiculously fast.

>>18938460
>>18938467
I have a need to find this snek and keep her constantly impregnated with twins

>>18939861
>I once saw a Wurm beat a pigeon in chess
You jest, but that’s honestly impressive if she got it to stick around and make movements, even if they weren’t legal.

>>18940571
Try making some furniture out of yourself, that might work.

>>18940583
Instructions unclear, cucumber stuck in butt.

>>18940578

>The pigeon voluntarily stuck around and played a complete, by-the-rules game of chess
>Turns out Wurm isn't stupid at all. She has a passive psionic ability that makes everyone around her smarter and, in contrast, tricks people into thinking she's dumb.

>>18940093
Cute cyclops

>>18940376
Lamia tongues are for raping her husband's throat

>>18940572
Is this how a Kiki advertises their services?

>>18940594
O shit. She’s amazing.

>>18940594
Wurms are low-level reality warpers. This was establishes when they began to make Wurmholes and move faster when painted red.

>>18940576
Echidna art update when? She doesn't look as motherly as she should.

>>18939887
>Adventuring in the underdark

Gonna claim me an abandoned dwarf hold get me some spider girl or Drow maids.
Also, maybe some actual Mercs to hold this place while I sleep

>>18940102
>Scylla
Lots of leather and tattoos on her tentacles

What kind of doujins would she draw?

>>18940572
This. Fucking dust is the only reason i have to do chores, because no matter how clean your habits are, dust will still build up anyways.

it's almost as if dust is a clever plot to make people need maids. Those trickster Shogs don't have anything to do with it, do they?

>>18940624
>drow maids
This is blasphemy against Lolth!

>>18940629
She's a classy girl so she'd probably draw bimbo Wights getting trained as sex slaves. Y-you know, ironically.

>>18940102
>Delinquent Night Gaunt
Wears real clothes.

>>18940641
>>>/d/

>>18940629
Bishoujo romance about an artist or a concert pianist or something classy like that who dies and is reborn as a wight and then there's probably two love interests who fight over her, I'unno.

>>18940653
Yes, she'd draw stuff for /d/.

>>18940629
Busty delinquent monstergirls experiencing feelings of maternal warmth.

Why did you chose your waifu over all the others?

>>18940629
>>18940641
This. Never underestimate a female drawer. In my experience they tend to be the kinkiest and most perverted of the lot.

>>18940659
She represents the things I wish for, like security.
>>18940661
>Never underestimate a female drawer
A female drawer is likely a Mimic or a Shoggoth so you need to be extra careful when putting your underwear in it.

>>18940637
Yep, that’s why you gotta stay sharp, one wrong move and they’d take your position.
That’s why you gotta have a little fun with alchemy to diminish their combat capabilities or set them against each other for fear of ‘punishment’

Hell, maybe both!
Regardless, nothing would increase ones status more than Drow and drider maids

>>18940661
I never believed this until i started getting commissions regularly and following more artists, girls can be pretty fucked up.

>>18939002
meh

>>18940673
I'm going to go deeper, find me some Minotaur ruins. Minotaurs are underappreciated.

>Anon take responsibility!

>>18940703
Never! I want a harem!

>>18940677
Girls have always been known to be the lustier sex, medieval monks taught us this.

>>18940632
We now need a Dust Bunny MG. No seriously, they would be in league with Kikis and Shogs.

>>18940102
>Delinquent Sandworm
Occasionally tunnels through town causing yard damage to homes of people she doesn't like, and strategically causes sinkholes in driveways of people so that their cars get stuck. She gets away with it too because the "sandworms are simple-minded meme". Her shell is painted with black and red streaks I'm gonna set her on the straight and narrow path.

>>18940707
Wouldn't that require even more responsibility? you are gonna impregnate the harem right?

>>18939002
Short haired hellwans are cute.
>>18940629
She's probably as close to asanagi as a monster girl can get, drawing undead girls getting roughed up by their husbands without going into the heavy ryona/guro stuff.

>>18940718
I'm going to impregnate them all and then feign harem MC denseness.

The perfect crime.

>>18940730
>But how could the babies be mine? We didn't kiss while holding hands!

>>18940629
A human male taking MGE Ares job from her.

>>18940700
Oh, I’d add one of those, I just gotta get things up and running first.
THEN a beef cow can be added, the muscles may be useful

>>18940744
What else does the Underdark have?
>Mindflayers
>Mushroom people
>Black Dwarves
>Goblins, Hobgoblins, Bugbears (KC do this one soon)
>Abeloths
>Gazers
Gonna be real busy down there.

>>18940751
>Bugbears
When am I getting dropbears? I want to see if KC can outass the troll.

>>18940102
>Delinquent Yeti
Bancho coat, face mask, kendo stick even though she's more of a grappler in fights

>>18940659
I want a lamia because I liked Miia and the idealistic version of her in my head and I’m not creative or mature enough to figure out what features I like to “design” my own waifu.

Honestly, how do you decide on individual traits like eye color, hair, figure, and the rest? All kinds of different combinations exist and they all can look good together.

>>18938825
>But Poland is free of social justice for the moment
Poland is prudish as fuck. They've repeatedly tried to jail one heavy metal band because their lyrics offend the Catholics.

>>18940751
Oh, it’d be quite busy but I’d be staying away from the chaos girls.
Keeping the Drow, driders, Minotaurs, and duerger in line would be tough enough as it is

>>18940717

>Sandworm joins delinquent gang
>She becomes their gang transport, essentially a gigantic armored carrier that can tunnel through anything
>They paint cool flames on the sides of her carapace and graffiti the words 'Hellrammer' on her

>>18940782
>Honestly, how do you decide on individual traits like eye color, hair, figure, and the rest? All kinds of different combinations exist and they all can look good together.

Imagine your waifu with the color and features that tick most of your boxes,cant be that hard

>>18940781
Yeti would be like a chaotic good delinquent. Like, she's gonna subvert societal boundaries and stick it to the man but she's also gonna protect the smiles of children and carry groceries for the elderly

>>18940782
It's simple. White hair is objectively superior to everything else, so you just need colorful eyes for a bright contrast, like blue or red.

>>18940703
Okay!

>>18940792
Okay someone write this story, right now!

>>18940781
>>Delinquent Yeti
>fur lined Bancho coat, face mask with a crooked smile on it in sharpie, NERF bat even though she's more of a grappler in fights
FTFY.

>>18940801
Yellow eyes are OK too

>>18940802
Rub pregnant cat belly!

>>18940801
>Not green
>Not pink
>Not orange
>Not prismatic
>Not bright yellow with black sclera

>>18940802
Why did she stick her finger through a Cheeto?

>>18940814
thats obviously a candy ring

Cats

>>18940820

>Werecat
>She's an oriental shorthair. She has a lazy, unamused-looking expression at almost all times and very large, droopy ears

>>18940796
Problem is, I don’t know what ticks my boxes. Blonde, Brunette, White, Redhead, Black, they’re all nice, but none of them are something I really like.

>>18940820
I happen to be a cat person.

>>18940616
KC stated that he doesn't like to redo old profiles and that the only reason he updated Gargoyle/Lamia/Black Harpy/Red Oni/Golem was because he lost the original files needed for the English printing of MGE1.

>>18940629
>high class girl drawing porn
Like others have already said, most likely violent ramming and mindbreak.

>>18940843
I feel you anon, two outta my three wives have default hair color for their species and the only reason the third doesn't too is because the first artist that drew her went 'Yeah purple seems fine' and then it was fine, it was super fine.

>>18940843
>they’re all nice
>but none of them are something I really like

Oh cmon there must be a color you like above the rest

>>18940597
Incorrect.
Tongue goes in ear.
Tail goes in throat.

>>18940717
>sandworms are simple-minded meme
I've never seen this meme-it's always the wurm who gets stuck with that stigma.

>>18940848
Not even a hard drive crash will help her now. Oh well, I like what he's done with his other art since then.

>>18940906
With a jabberwock you could have a tongue in both ears and one down your throat. All at the same time.

>>18939298
You know what they say, it's not incest if you put it in the cloaca!

>>18940799
So Yeti would be more of a Kiryu type? Who would be her Majima?

>>18940948
What happens if a wock,wurm,dragon,wyvern and dragon zombie face off in a stand off to claim anon?

>>18940972
>Mad Dog
A Kobold.

>>18940906
No, tail goes in ass.

>>18940968
MGE girls don't have cloaca's fortunately enough. Lamia's are even blessed to have big fat asses with human skin!

>>18940992
>MGE girls don't have cloaca's
That sucks

>>18940978
Depends on what kind of standoff we're talking about. In most cases I imagine the wock fucking off with the man when no one's looking because she doesn't care about the honor or whatever and just needs that dick.

>>18940992
>INB4 hole in

>>18940859
Ive never looked at another person with romantic interest so I’ve never developed a taste for what I like in a woman. I know what looks terrible but I have no preference on what’s best. How do I fix this?

>>18941012
Play more dating sims.

>>18941012
Maybe you're not into girls

>>18941008
I wonder, are ryuu sensitive around their reverse scale, too? Could I trace the area around it, or in this case stretch her "ass" to drive her nuts without activating Ark Mode?

>>18941008
That's just fanart.

>>18941008
*hole in spine
Shit.

>>18940992
That’s good, I like my snames with fat rears

>>18941008
>spank the ryu

>>18940948
With a mindflayer you could haveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeė͏̻͖e͇͖͕͉͉̓̀̀͒ͅe͇͔͕̜̙̱ͯ̔ͧ͑͋̍̌ę͍̭̜͈̪ͣͩe̶͚̟͓̓e̜̟̙̖̪̔ͭͮ͊e͚̞̬͍̼ͦͭ͌̏͊͛̌e̸͔ͣͩ͑e̝ͯ̌e̦ͤͯ̃̃e̱͖͕̱̠͂ͬ̐͜e͓ͬ̎e͛͆e͕̹̰̞̗ͪ̊̈́̃͋̔e̟̿̄̒͆ͧ̑e̡̗͎͍̗̎ͣ͋́̈ḙ̶͙̭̰͔̤̫̖̬̖̣̫̖̳̗̍ͨͭͮ̏ͭͨ̋̐̿̀ͪ̒̈̍̈́̀ͮ̏͞͡ͅͅe̮͎͇͍̺̜̯͙̭̜ͭͫͦ̇ͬ̐̒͑̊̾́͠͞͞e̡̧͖̤̟̥̺͙͒̌ͮͦͧ̽̓́̈́́̽͘͡ẽ̴̝̥̬͔̼̮͚̻͇ͩ̉͊̌̓̌̃ͧ̆͒̓͛ͩ͊̑̏ͭ̚͞͡ͅę̵̖̖̺̙̼͖͉̬̮̮̟̞̀̑ͦ͊̌̄ͣ͆ͮͣͣ̐̾̉̿͜͡ͅȅ̝̣̦̯̺͇̹̱̠̦̝̤͕̹̯̺̙͙̓͐̉͐ͨͣͮ͗̃ͣͪ́ͨ͆ͬ͛͜͟ę̵̹̝̹͖̗̜̩̥̥̫̟̫͗͗̈̾͊͒͌̔̃͜͟͡ͅe̸͙̦̝̣͓͚̘̗̰̯̞̭͛ͩͨ̄̊́͋ͤ̿͛͡ȇ̼̩̟̰̽́̔͝͠e̡̛̞̦̦̱̼̳̰̩̻̼̠̮̮͍̎̆͗͛ͩͣͫ͗̏̂̌͟ę̧̖̟̩̱̯ͭ̋̒ͫͭ́͘ę̦̖͙̳͇̦̭̜̰̓̆̎͗̈́̔̈ͦ̿ͪ̓͐̕e̢̨̢͕̪͚̻̠̖͚͈̦̰͓̗̟̱͐ͭ͛͋̽̂̽̾̒͆ͮ̓̓͘e̯̠̥͖̣̖̳̼̓̒̉̈́̈ͪ̋͊͛̾̐ͦ͗̀ͦ́͟͡ẽ̵̢̓̑ͧͩ͋̀ͭ̀͏͉̤̗̜̫̺̝͙̼̤̝̤̰͉̗̣͜e̳͉̼͎͉͈̘͙̼̘̮̘̟ͮ̎ͦ͝

Doesn’t that sound nice?

>>18941035
Mindflayers are good girls.

>>18941035
It really does

>>18941046
yep

>>18941035
It does, in that "should not want" kind of way.

>>18941018
>implying "touching the reverse scale" isn't a metaphorical reference to anal

>>18940992
That's an adorably smug shirohebi. She can use her flames on me any time.

>>18941016
I may not know what I like, but I know for sure what I don’t like and I don’t like men. There’s nothing attractive about the male body and the mind is a negligible difference. That’s why I’m here. At very least I know that I like lamia and wurm tails.

>TFW no succubus wife

>>18940847
Do you like big cats or smol domestic house cats?

>>18941090
Not him but both.
Big buff chuffs, small soft cats, or anything in between is good.

I’m a fan of a large, extremely muscled Jinko and a small, super soft cat of another family as a pair myself

Consider the following: gyaru onis.

>>18941086
Succubi are scary.

>>18941109
They're not so bad once you get to know them,

How to deal with a succ

>>18941118
Does anyone have saved that LN succubus saying “looks like someone has a boner” while reaching around an anon?

>>18941108
She doesn't look strong or muscled. Bad oni. Also

>Ahobaka

>Your party has encountered a displacer beast

>>18941108
Gyaru makes everything better.
Change my mind.

>>18941120
Come back when you've actually learned English.

>>18941086
gonna make her into a stepford housewife

>>18941090
Well I've no experience of anything but the domestic breeds.
I just really want a sadistic werecat to use her rough tongue to play with dick

>>18941119
How many people here would freak out a Succubus by not reacting to her portaling into your room one day?

>>18941129
What is this I don't even we're level 1 and I can't, I mean why god why

>tfw no loli anubis servant

>>18940093
Cyclops would of been more popular if they were as big as onis by default but with a gentle personality, a gentle giant.

>>18941109
They’re scary at first but after the honeymoon phase (which could last anywhere from six months to six years) they settle down, become more cuddly, and more matronly. You’ll begin to see her make you breakfast in bed, call you pet names, and do that thing she does with her tongue that you like when you get back from work.

>>18941183
Well, they’re big kuuderes, which is nice

>>18941134
Such a beautifully smug succ.

>>18941143
>"Aw, anon, don't be shy! It's just a little ra-"
>take off underwear, lay down spreadeagle
>"Can't rape the willing, honey"

>>18941203
>Zaps nervously

>>18941170
>no loli anubis to serve
Lovely pic by the way, thank you Anon

>>18941139
I too like to jerk off with sandpaper

>>18941086
It's a sad feel indeed. Everyone else seems to think they're so basic, but I love them nonetheless.

>>18941214
I'd bet a Loli Anubis would love a human slaveboy to have as a playmate and servant.
Wanna bet she's a cuddler?

>>18941129
Have the bard seduce it.
Its what we keep him around for.

>>18941139
>>18941216

>>18941170
Lolis are great because you can shape them into what you want, be that anubi a chubby bookish one or a big, buff, rough one.
You bay even get a stylish short stack out of it

>>18941221
Oh for sure. Is she the straightforward, loving type, or more the "D-don't get me wrong, I-I'm just cold at night" type?

>>18941188
All of those sound like things a succ would do from day one, save maybe the matronly bit. If anything you'd probably just see their focus move more towards baby making than eternal pleasure though of course she'd still be all about making it feel good.

I'll now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish

>>18941238
She'd probably try to justify it, but she can't hide the fact that she just wants to cuddle with her beloved servant. Her tail gives her away.

>>18941225
Which monster girl has the best throatpussy ?

>>18941283
Ghoul

>>18941254
They said eel is an aphrodisiac. They didn't know how right they were.

>>18941283
Ghirtabilu

>>18940948
Jabberwocks truly are perfect. You can get make-out with her, get a blowjob, and a rimjob all at once from her. And if she wears that tongue necklace, you've got four tongues to play with. Imagine all the possibilities!

>>18941283
Jabberwock.

>>18941288
>Master's daily schedule

>Wake up
>Facefuck the chained up servant Ghoul
>Get breakfast
>Breed the headmaid
>Work out

What else? Titfuck the sleeping gate guard?

>>18941339
why's she chained up?

>>18941361
She chains herself up just before Master wakes up.

>>18940992
I like to think that, for lamias and lamia-like monster girls, the snake part starts at the crotch, so they have the human vagina, but they don't have a human butt. Instead, they piss and shit out the end of their tail from a cloaca. This way, lamias have the cleanest pussies around.

>>18941361
It's her fetish, anon. Every weekend she attempts to "attack" the master and ends up getting chained and facefucked.

>>18941332
Would you make out with a jabberwock's tentacles?

>>18941314
>Imagine all the possibilities!
The tentacle mouth is a world of possibilities, but I'm drawing a blank on the necklace. I mean, maybe it could tongue your sack during a blowjob?

>>18941372
>piss and shit
>implying MAMONO MANA doesn't take care of all that

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=68274730

>>18941397
>First picture
Okay, I'm diggin' this.
>Second picture
Pure degeneracy

>>18941269
Ah, the involutary happy tail-wag. Perfection

>>18941436
Do manticores wag their tail?

>>18941439
Yes, but that's less of an involutary response and more of a "I bet you want some of this" gesture

>>18941439
>>18941447

>>18941387
If they eat regular foods or drink something, they're gonna have to.

>>18941462

>>18941474
Fuck, let me get the bigger picture.

>>18941119

>>18941500
>go wash your face
>tiny mermaids in your sink swimming around
>open your fridge
>tiny mice girls wearing parkas, camping around your cheese
>open your freezer
>it's been remodeled into a mini ice queen's palace
>small cheshire's keep leaving banana peels in your way
life with mini MGs is hell

>>18941436
The involuntary tail wagging is better if you're the boss, giving her lewd orders and telling her you're going to put her thick loli ass to good use

>>18941081
you could be asexual, though legitimate asexuals are extremely rare,so rare that if I had money riding on it I'd bet against you. I suppose this isnt any of my business but I do want to at least say do not marry a woman unless you have absolutely and vigorously confirmed what you are. Superficial as it sounds a huge part of a woman's value in the dating market is her youth and her looks , to trick a woman to use those up to be some guy's beard is an amazingly douchbag thing to do.

>>18941544
>Loli Anubis grinding against her shota slaveboy with hearts in her eyes begging him to command her.
>Her tail's in maximum overdrive.
Well now.

What happened here?

>>18941555
I’m talking about wanting to fuck a half snake woman on an Albanian Monkey Shoes website. What makes you think I’m ever going to participate in the real world dating scene?

>>18941590
-Magic

-Eirin's shady new drug

-Yukari is fooling around again

-Moriya Shrine conspiracy

-Occult Balls

>>18941614
>You'll never have Vampire and Kitsune Ojou-samas fighting over you.
Fuck.

>>18941617
I'm okay with just having one of them

>>18941577
I didn't say anything about shotas or slaveboys.

>>18941632
Did you read the rest of the comments in that chain anon? It's about a Loli Anubis and her slaveboy, which implies a shota.

>>18941590
My incubus cock

>>18941614
>tfw your husband is a mofu slut

>>18941649
The first comment is about servant Anubis, though.

>>18941755
>Whale Shark
>not a Greenland Shark who’s facing the other way because she’s blind
8.5/10 you did your best.

>>18941755
Mershark skin causes you to bleed spirit energy A paizuri from her would turn you into in Incubus in no time.

>Look what I got!

>>18941767
>Blind Christmas Cake Greenland Mershark

>>18941767
I wouldn’t mind having a harem of shark girls.
>Greenland Shark onee-san who is extremely loving yet clumsy thanks to her blindness
>Whale Shark onee-san who’s conscientious about her weight
>the twin delinquent Blue Shark sisters who are always together
>and their boss Megalodon-chan who just wants to be seen as a normal person and not some ancient terror who fought dinosaurs when she was a kid

>>18941755
I'm not going to the water, shit's nasty.

>>18941767
>>18941795
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=Greenland
Fuck off

>>18941681
Prime shrine maiden pussy is worth getting beat up for

>>18941813
Judging by her face she'll drag you down there

>>18941822
Why?

>>18941859
No reason to post here then

>>18941850
Forced meme is forced.

>>18941859
Back to the >>>/trash/ pal, 90% of that is furshit.

>>18941767
>>18941795
>greenland shark girl accidentally stumbles into a tritonia's tentacles
Which girl would be more moe?
>>18941822
Now search for loli wight or hellhounds. It's almost like people here have conversationd about monster girls, while you may have a point if you were posting out image spam you can make any word look worse than it is by searching it.

>>18941850
Ignore them, they're just shitposting.

>>18941859
I would both. Delete that though.

Let's say a Bicorn exists because Druella accidentally dropped a dark matter bomb on an enchanted forest. Does an unmarried Bi-Corn actively look for any male or only virgin men?

Or does she try to worm into some other married couples life effectively cucking the first girl but then cucking herself later down the road by creating a bigger harem?

>>18941885
Probably any male and if he's not a virgin that's better because his mana won't be pure.

>>18941885
Probably unmarried men. His spirit energy becomes more attractive to other single monstergirls instead of repelling them.

A new harem is formed.

>>18941885
Bicorns want to be cucked themselves, inserting herself to a pre-existing relationship would do nothing for them.
Single bicorns would probably seek out a partner who is into polyamory/cucking their partner. It'd make for some awkward first dates but hey, if that's their kink

>>18941905
>First date with a bicorn
>Invite another girl and meet up earlier so that the bicorn gets there midway through the date
And that's how you make the cuckhorse heartpupil instantly.

>Kunoichi confused as fuck about fidget spinners

>>18941885
>worm into some other married couples life
Doesn't have to be underhanded
She could try convincing a girl to share.

>>18941993
>share
When you think about it bicorn harems are the mge equivalent to socialism.

Scorpions make the best momsters.

>>18941990
Theres throwing star fidget spinners.
Like actual throwing stars that can cut.

>>18941755
>Knees
No thank you

>>18941885
I think all the bicorn in the affected will coalesce into one raiding party and calvary charge the first guy they come across.

>>18941990
Not just her
I'm confused about fidget spinners.

>>18942020
Those aren't knees you autistic fuck.

German shepard kobold thats strong and obedient