/jp/ - Otaku Culture

windows died with xp

Where the hell have you been, there has already been a Vista-tan...wait, you're a troll...

>>1893089
there are at least 3 models
the gray haired loli
the ninja
and the other one that looks normal
wich one would you say its the "official" one?

>>1893082
Theres no official Vista Tan. Never will be.

No.

>>1893082

Japan lost all interest in the OS-tans. There never will be a standardised one becuase of this

>>1893082
Needs a nude version of Mac to be Mac OS X.

It's funny because X=X-rated, lol.
But really, I just want to see Mac-tan naked.

Vista made me a Unix man.

SO I don't care about MS anymore.

>>1893097
I thought it was their religion or something

>>1893095

I've seen a crazy amount of pics of the gray haired one, which I thought was vista-tan
never seen the ninja or other you speak of.

>>1893102
How?

Nobody in Japan uses Vista, that's why

Windows 7 seems to have a standardized -tan at least. Or /g/ just likes to post the same one over and over again.

And a maid one

God, I used to love these girls when I was like 15.

>>1893137
Underage B&

>>1893144
I'm fucking 20 now, you retard. How old do you think OS-tan girls are?

Not /jp/ related. Reported.

>>1893136
How can you have an OS if you dont know nothing about the product? What made the ME OS-tan so great was that she represented how ME would be if it were really a girl.
Without a personality, an OS is a random bishojo.

>>1893156
It's a good point, but for what it's worth, the Windows 7 beta has been out for some time now, and some of its aspects manifest themselves in the artwork already. I guess the most obvious example is her chest size, which is on par with 95's or 2K's, since she doesn't require as much memory as Vista and uses it much more efficiently than XP. She also has silver hair, which matches the visual style of W7 well.

>>1893154
Op here
Its about japan culture. Its THEIR obsession with moe antrophormism. We are discussing tans, not OS.

>>1893156

>>1893162
Great.Now I just feel sad for uninstalling a shitty OS 7 years ago
>>1893163
still...

They should make Vista-tan a busty, full-featured whore that's selling herself on street corners.

>>1893154
This is about 2D Japanese art, a good portion of which is pedo. Sounds /jp/-related to me.

>>1893163
>the Windows 7 beta has been out for some time now
That wasn't a beta. That was a leak of a testing version that they were showing off. They enter beta today.

If you're not using Windows 7 right now, you're a fag. /g/ agrees, don't bother them about it.

>>1893273
I'll stick with XP, thank you.

>>1893273
I'll stick with Linux, and /g/ doesn't know shit about technology.

Why the fuck would I want windows 7, or vista ?
XP works, it's already better than any of those will ever be.

>>1893303
Actually, Win7's pretty damn good. I've only had minor issues with it that are probably related to it being a leaked version.

I wish there was more 95-tan art.

>>1893136
Or /g/ just likes to post the same one over and over again.
Its more like its only one pic now ...

And I agree that OS-tans are virtualy dead. There isnt even standardized version for Vista, and I doublt there will be something more for Se7en.. now there is only Vocaloid .. and Miku ..

>>1893633
HATSUNE , YOU SLUT!!!

>>1893102

Ironically, Vista Ultimate and Enterprise has a subsystem for Unix-based applications

>>1894045
It was Windows Services for Unix before that, ran on XP Pro.

Still shit, if anything, it's on par with Cygwin.

>>1894048

I like Cygwin though... :(

>>1893136
Said pics of 7-tan?

>>1893633
Is this part of a series?

Oh hoho.

>>1893095
They're all "official." They each represent one of the many different versions of Vista. Note that there's also a separate -tan for both 98 and 98SE, as well as for XP Home and Professional.

There were actually a LOT of Vista strips made before it was released (many which also starred Bob Ross), but there's been a die-off following its release. I think the problem is that the other OS-tans were designed around the traits of the operating systems they represent (ME is a klutz, XP is a hog with pretty but functionless extras like her transparent sleeves, etc), which was possible because they were made AFTER their respective OSes were released. With Vista, several designs were popularized, but none of them accurately represent the end product. (Don't forget that they had to change her design when Longhorn name was dropped.) So it's hard to make funny strips using her, since they can't effectively be comments on Windows Vista itself.

>>1893163

>So it's hard to make funny strips using her,
blah blah I'M NEW blah blah NOBODY LIKES ME
blah blah MEMORY HOG
moo moo I'M A COW moo moo I'M ALREADY BEING REPLACED

At the very least they could pull a later-season Meg.

>>1894267
Split personality would had worked GREAT with Vista to depict the multiple versions of Vista.

>>1893633
This is kinda sad, but such is the fleeting nature of fame and idols.

I wonder what fate shall befall Miku...

>>1893136
/r/ing pics of said Windows 7-tan

>>1894772
Go to /g/, start Windows 7 thread.

>>1894779
But I don't want to go there...

>>1894801
Why not? /g/ and /jp/ are like best board friends.

>>1895255
/g/ loves technology like we love religion.

>>1895255
That's not true. /prog/ ⊆ /jp/ is all.

>>1893633
>Why don't you bow your head to Netrunner?

ICE.
FUCKING.
BURN.

Me-tan... ;_;

>Netrunner
>However, the May 2004 issue of Netrunner was bundled with a set of trading cards, depicting many of the original characters from Futaba Channel artists including ME-tan. As this was done without permission from the artists, many people became angry with Netrunner and the designer of ME-tan announced that they would never grant permission to use any of its work to anyone related to Netrunner.[9] This has led to the appearance of a number of different banners to appear on artist websites against the magazine.

Huh...

If they do standardize Vista-tan, I hope it isn't the one that looks like Dizzy from Guilty Gear.

>(many which also starred Bob Ross)
Is this because he paints vistas and/or looks/is quaint or something? I've always wondered...

>>1895613
Something about stylus usage.

>>1895763

That ass.

As expected, the Homeo and Homeko guy is the only one still making OS-tan content worth a damn.

>>1893633
What a bitch!

>>1894660
Prostitution via people using her program to make her voice her own porn.

goddamnit, why didn't I find this thread earlier...

I remember there being an imageboard specifically geared towards OS-tans.

>>1902008
There was and still is, on iichan. It's since been expanded to include other net characters and personifications in general (mecha musume, etc).

Apparently the board was recently wiped, which is a shame.

http://www.wakachan.org/os/wakaba.html

ME was doing bloomers long before Touhou made them popular.

To the best of my knowledge, these are all the "official" designs to date, excluding the male counterparts like Homeo and 2k-kun. Also WE, who I'm not sure is even an OS-tan as much as a busty ME lookalike who happens to live with Spider-Man. Also also the Mac girls.

98SE will sever your penis.

>>1893633
I always feel good inside when an image I edited god-knows-when appears a lot later and gets a great response.

Hold me, /jp/. ;_;

I'm not sure why NT has two -tans, but whatever.

Homeko is mai waifu

I almost never see the green-haired Vista. Which is just as well, her design is pretty bland.

>>1902008

that's Windows 7

and this is Windows Vista
her clothes change depending on what version she is, Business Edition tends to be the most SFW.

>>1902990
Here's one of the other Vista designs, I have two more for Business and Professional but I like this one the best.

>>1903003
You know what, here's the Business one.

>>1902994
>>1903003
>>1903013
LAME. Give me delicious brown screwhead and the ninja with a roll on her head anyday.

These two are the face of Vista. Toshiaki agreed, don't bother him about it.

>>1903100
Which one is the face when it fucks you over and laughs as you shake in silent rage?

>>1903113
Good question...drillhair gets more art, but the ninja seems more likely to screw you over.