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189100 No.189100 [Reply] [Original]

It's morning, Oniichan! Time to get up!

>> No.189105
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189105

I'm going to sleep.

>> No.189111

FUCK THAT NOISE, MY KAWAII IMOUTO-CHAMA. I'VE BEEN UP SINCE 5 MAKING YOU DELICIOUS FUCKING PANCAKES BEFORE I WALK YOU TO SCHOOL.

>> No.189118

I don't wanna go to work.

>> No.189119
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189119

>>189111

>> No.189124

FUCK YOU. ITS 9PM FAGGOT

>> No.189127
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>>189118
Mou~ That's no good, Oniichan. I have to go to school so you should try your best, too.

>> No.189140
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189140

MORNING ONIICREEP, TIME TO GET UP AND GO TO PRISON!

>> No.189142

>>189127
But its cold outside and the black people I have to watch to make sure they don't break into cars are mean to me.

>> No.189143
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189143

Just then, Flandre remembered she hadn't committed a brutal act of rape since yesterday evening.

>> No.189146
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189146

Ne, Ne, I have an onii-chan?

>> No.189149
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189149

>>189146

>> No.189148

>>189111

SU↓GE↑E↑

>> No.189153

>>189146
Yes, Flandre. Even though we aren't related by blood.

>> No.189159
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189159

But Alucard is her dad so yeah!

>> No.189164
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>>189146
Not anymore, he's doing 20 years for illegal possession of pancakes

>> No.189168
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>>189164

Fuck you and your justice, Stallone. I'm too sexy for prison.

>> No.189190
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>>189168
Well lucky for you the punishment has been upgrade to Death, due to mentioning that movie.

>> No.189199
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>>189190

Death? For you?

FINE!!!

>> No.189201

>>189146
Yes, too bad you don't have any arms though.

>> No.189203
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>>189190

It's for you.

>> No.189210

You're the scariest.

>> No.189214
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>>189210

I know!

>> No.189217

Flan isn't scary, she is made of moe, yandere and explosions. That's like the recipe for the perfect little girl.

>> No.189219
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>>189217

Suddenly, playtime.

>> No.189222

>>189219
NO FLAN NO!

>> No.189223

>>189222

She will break you, and you will love it.

>> No.189224

>>189219
If my little Flan wishes to destroy me utterly, who am I to deny her that joy?

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>>189224

As the lifeblood drains out of your body, you hear the little girl say, "...what a terrible taste, this Anonymous. It's as if he lives on ramen and broken dreams."

BAD END.

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>>189199
>>189203
DID SOMEONE SAY DEATH? BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SOMEONE SAID DEATH!

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>>189275

>> No.189325

>>189219

>Suddenly, goofytime

>> No.189378

>>189275
OH SHI JUDGE DEATH

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>>189378
misspelling while swearing. The only punishment is death.

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