/jp/ - Otaku Culture

File: 1.34 MB, 777x1087, 1398651420993.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:10:03 2018 No.18912815 [Reply] [Original]

Hello friends.
Allow me to tell you some completely true facts about myself.

I am a young girl, similar in stature to the girl in the attached image.
I am completely immortal and will live well past the heat death of the universe.
I am capable of flight.
My physical strength is greater than that of any known species in the universe.
I am happy and my life is perfect.

Please tell me some completely true facts about you and your life.
It is my sincere hope that we can all be happy by sharing our completely true lives with eachother.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:13:24 2018 No.18912836 same yo

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:15:15 2018 No.18912845 File: 298 KB, 476x514, 1523767899649.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18912815

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:24:14 2018 No.18912884 File: 355 KB, 1000x1500, __hinanawi_tenshi_touhou_drawn_by_route1911__e189da368abfaf574ff2444f15959ede.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18912815 A long overdue Tenshi thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:37:51 2018 No.18912947 File: 1.53 MB, 1280x1000, 1524934202832.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm using this thread as a opportunity to post vastly superior Oarfish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:51:35 2018 No.18913016 But will you blend?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:55:26 2018 No.18913039 File: 303 KB, 848x1200, 75f76a8fbcc0d9bc3d01987d16cb1143.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 15:20:18 2018 No.18913171 File: 119 KB, 640x640, 17300964.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tenshi just wants a friend. Just one, that'd be enough, is that too much to ask?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 15:21:25 2018 No.18913180 File: 859 KB, 1500x1266, 3e1c23ec7d8ff8103158535df84382f8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18913171 Not too much!

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 15:34:24 2018 No.18913266

>>18912815
I'm an average male who is happily married to one of the deadliest Gensokyo youkai. We have an unbelievably cute daughter who looks just like my wife, and... *sniff* this life is full of joy, and I feel so... alive inside, and w-we go to sleep each night while feeling the warmth of each other............
.
.
.
......Ah, it's truly great that I'm so similar to Tenshi in more ways than one...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 20:39:35 2018 No.18915074 File: 71 KB, 640x797, 1517726464759.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18912947 This.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:52:51 2018 No.18915460 I have a fine life. I play a lot of video games. Hey... You look like one of the characters from them... maybe it's just me...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:54:58 2018 No.18915476 more like tenshit

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 22:31:06 2018 No.18915721 File: 449 KB, 626x1170, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 23:26:11 2018 No.18916186 File: 107 KB, 354x443, 04A3BAE0-7137-49CC-B95B-BCB7E267F1D3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18912815 Living longer than a houraijin? Yeah right buddy

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 01:25:20 2018 No.18917095 >>18913171 I could be her friend!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 02:48:06 2018 No.18917699 File: 510 KB, 656x1002, 1480706_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Apr 29 03:24:11 2018 No.18917918
File: 44 KB, 308x301, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>18913016
You know your brain remembers shit the next day right?
Sometimes the last thing you saw is the first thing you think about the next day.
Your brain also associates small details with past experiences. Even hearing two overlapping sounds of construction can sound completely different and from a game you binge frequently. All it takes is one small detail. Even a one liner, to have your brain flood with images, and words. Paragraphs even, all from people and thoughts of your own. Laughs but also things that'll hold your attention for a while.
You try to think of happy, but it's immediately sidetracked and you just keep thinking about it.
Wanting to talk about it. Maybe even turn that person into an unrecognizable bloody mess.
Maybe I should sleep earlier.
Damn this shit.

Anonymous Sun Apr 29 03:28:04 2018 No.18917936

>>18912815
>Please tell me some completely true facts about you and your life.
>It is my sincere hope that we can all be happy by sharing our co
I am a very negative person.
I hate a lot of things
This world truly angers me to a point of where i have Aneurysms that leave me just dropping it to do something else to take my mind off of the retardation seen daily. Never helps. More retards flood in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 03:31:06 2018 No.18917956 File: 312 KB, 912x1200, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18912845 I can't be assed for a proper Tenko. Because I don't have one. Have a Yuyuko.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 03:32:37 2018 No.18917964 >>18912815 You sound like Mokoutan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 12:27:07 2018 No.18920464 >>18913039 Did not expect it to be there Back of the knee maybe

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 19:00:10 2018 No.18922399 >>18912815 wow

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 19:07:19 2018 No.18922418 >>18917956 Don't worry, thanks!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 22:38:19 2018 No.18923267 I am an eye. I see the world from within me. All flows in and out like a spinning hourglass. The sands of the skies twist and weave in branching rings. All is within me and I am within all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 10:01:59 2018 No.18926003 >>18923267 gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 01:19:11 2018 No.18931164 >>18913180 Can you really count a major suck up a friend?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 01:50:37 2018 No.18931262 >>18913266 I'm happy for you anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 02:11:02 2018 No.18931344 >>18931164 I wonder what else Shion sucks up aside from Tenshi's ego.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 02:43:51 2018 No.18931454 >>18931344 Tenshi's feminine penis and her cum!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 02:54:21 2018 No.18931489 tenSHIT

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 18:18:55 2018 No.18936519 >>18931454 HAH!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 18:22:35 2018 No.18936545 >>18913266 Same here! Gensokyo Youkai are a miracle of the universe! o(^▽^)o

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 18:32:03 2018 No.18936611 >>18931262 >>18936545 Thank you, I feel a bit less dead inside now.

Reply to thread

Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action

Advanced search
Text to find
Subject [?]Search by post subject. Leave empty for any.
Username [?]Search for user name. Leave empty for any user name.
Tripcode [?]Search for tripcode. Leave empty for any.
Email [?]Search by email. Leave empty for any.
Filename [?]Search by image filename. Leave empty for any.
From Date [?]Enter what date to start searching from. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
To Date [?]Enter what date to start searching until. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
Image hash
Search in	All Posts OPs Only
Deleted posts	Show all posts Show only deleted posts Only show non-deleted posts
Internal posts	Show all posts Show only internal posts Show only archived posts
Order	New posts first Old posts first
Capcode	All Posts Only by Users Only by Mods Only by Admins Only by Developers
Results	Posts Threads
Action	[ Simple ]