/jp/ - Otaku Culture

looks like its time for the 8th(eighth)

>>18901181
This is a LAW thread.

>>18901187
This is a CHAOS thread!

>>18901209

>>18901171

>>18901226
Yukari's eyebrows are gross

>>18901238
Wrong

>>18901252
No right.

Shiki is a pedo confirmed

>>18901226
The eiki is not for groping

What makes Eiki so 3rd-most-perfect /jp/?

>>18901430
The eiki IS for groping*
ftfy

>>18901171
when did /jp/ get such excellent taste?

remember when yukari had 13 threads and okina posters systemically went through each thread and BTFO yukari secondary redditors so they were forced to abandon half the threads

>>18901510
She’s regal, she’s honest, and she doesn’t give bullshit. Plus her hat is nice, along with her bottom

>>18901552
nope

Yukari needs one more so she reaches her second favorite number, 8.

>>18901619
This is the eighth one

Yukariposting is a device used by people from the JAV general to kick touhou threads off the bottom of the board.

>>18901691
Why would they want to bump touhou threads?

>>18901653
>>18901619
If you are intentionally trying to make more people hate Yukarifags such as yourself, you are doing an excellent job of it.

>>18901562
Imagine groping her bottom until she cums in her panties.

>>18901766
The law does not cum that easily.

>>18902063
The law must be pleasured first for a couple of minutes, then given a smooth dicking in the anal area, followed up by a mating press which will then release her white justice

THATS how you lewd Shiki!

>>18902063
We'll see about that.

>>18901171
How many threads should each touhou have?

>>18902138
Yukari needs one for every year she's been alive

so 17

>>18902151
Yukari has been 17 for the past 114514 years.

>>18902091
Wrong.
>>18902151
>>18902156
A Touhou should have no thread for if they are fat. Yukari has been a disgusting tit-cow getting fatter every year for the last 12,000 or so years. So no Yukari threads, mathematically speaking for this equation of autism.

>>18901752

The leggy and legwear touhou

>>18904031
Sounds like someone needs a good dicking.

>>18904044
Yes.
>>18904106
No.

>>18904160
Yes.

>>18904172
No, dumb Yukarifag.

It's spring, Yukari and her posse are waking up, ready to cause a clamor.

>>18904200
Wow lots of anger there. I bet you'd feel a lot better with a dick or two inside you.

Thats nothing.

>>18904160

God that picture is so hot. Wish Eiki just didn't have heterochromia.

We need to put all borderhag fags in a working camp. Imagine all those NEET tears after finally catching sun!

>>18904829
>>18901552
ShikixOkina anti-Yukari alliance when?

I love Yukari!
But I hate Yukarifags!

>>18905088
I agree except I hate Yukari too!

>>18905486
What do you hate about her?

>>18905503
Her being a fat smelly lazy overweight useless HAG whose fandom is the WORST in the universe and her lack of dignity! And also she's fat.

>>18905530
Why is the judge upside down?

>>18904031
So what if she is a fat tit-cow?
She's perfect no matter what!

Shiki was canonically portrayed as an averaged sized girl with average sized chest and height, maybe a bit shorter/smaller than Komachi.

I don't know why she's depicted as flat-chested, loli in the fanons though.

>>18905811
God I want to get sandwiched between both of their fat bellies

>>18905828
Because people want to see her as a brat of sorts, which I hate because she’s the most regal of almost every character besides certain gods.

>>18902063
You got that right.
I would love nothing more than too to edge a bound Eiki for hours, days on end. Making the law beg for release would be simply divine.

>>18905811
Plumps!

>>18906011

Sounds like you'll have to spend at least a lifetime in a cube for that

>>18906006
An large amount of Eiki's appeal is her deceptively small stature, though. She's short and cute but has such a ludicrously huge presence and influence that it doesn't matter.

>>18906047
same think with suika to an extent

>>18905828
>shorter/smaller
Incorrect. She was slightly higher.

>>18906034
Only if she's in there with me.

God. Hour after hour of teasing and stimulation and not a single orgasm, driving her up the wall with need, sloooowly overpowering her composure and dignity, until the moment I pop out the gag and she just can't take it anymore. A tiny little squeak, barely a whisper of a plea, yet it would ruin and shame her so profoundly...ah, bliss.
It's not enough, though. Gag's back in. "Now, now, Eiki-chan, you shouldn't say things like that. For shame! Luckily for you, I'm nice, so I'll pretend I didn't hear such a thing. Now, think you can handle another vibe?"
And she'd get so horrified, already pressed to her absolute limit, with no idea when she'll get to speak again, terrified that she'll lose her mind at this rate, terrified that finally cumming at this point would just completely shatter her yet needing it SO BADLY and now it's just going to get worse, and just start moaning and sobbing and screaming muffled pleas and...it's so wonderful.

>>18906137

I'd just sensory deprive her with gag, headphones and blindfold and hope that she never goes through my sins to avoid punishment.

>>18906144
How would you get her in the first place

>>18906167

I don't know, any ideas

>>18906144
That's for when I need to sleep. Tie her down extra-hard, total immobilization, legs wiiide apart. Headphones play the sounds she's been making, blindfold's one of those video ones, and it plays the recordings of our sessions. Set to run all night, tuck in.
Sleeps really important, you know. No matter how much fun you have during the day, and no matter how much stamina and endurance you have, you still need to rest. Horrible things can happen if you don't.

>>18906196
Thats how you end up with a completely broken inside empty shell

>>18906249
And then she can't send me to hell. Perfect!

I jest, though. Eiki is tough, she can take it, or at least I hope she can. Broken toys are no fun. I'm not sure how to give her a break without voiding the relentlessness of the whole scenario, though. Might be best to accept the inevitable, drive her to such desperation that she won't care about some mental suicide, untie her hands and let her stimulate herself into oblivion. But, ah...no, no, that's not alright. Killing Eiki, mentally or physically, is absolutely forbidden.

>>18906006
Shiki is perfect.

>>18906305
It's true. Now get those bags off her chest.

>>18906344
Shiki does not have bags on her chest.

>>18906356

Is that so?

>>18906356
That's right. So remove them.
I'm not saying she looks bad, she doesn't, but a flat or modest chest suits her better and gets that wonderful contrast with Komachi. It ain't worth it!

>>18906375
Welp, you're skipping work today.

>>18906367
It is so.
>>18906372
Busty without being stupid cow-titty level oppai looks good on the Yama though.

>>18906404
Exactlly. Modest.

Shiki is cute!

Too many Eiki artists portray her with too little authority over others

>>18906439
Too many Eiki artists portray her as a sadist.

>>18906356
>>18906367
>>18906372
Just go the BE route and win both ways you nerds.

>>18906461
Breast expanding the Eki!?

>>18906478
Breast expanding komachi is more fun. I like to expand the yamas thighs and ass more

>>18906478
>>18906558
I've made a huge mistake.

>>18906558
>making big tits bigger
Kind of boring to be honest.
>yamas thighs and ass more
That's okay but temporary oppai on the Yama seems cute with how'd she'd try to deal with it.
>>18906584
Its okay!

>>18906615
Temporary oppai on the judge would be fun to watch, especially when she’s trying to write or do something with the rod. The breasts would make a difference when they’re much larger

Modest Yama is the best Yama. Any kind enhancement is unnecessary almost heretical in the eyes of the law.

Modest Yama is the best Yama. Any kind of enhancement is unnecessary almost heretical in the eyes of the law.

throatfucking the yama while you sit at her desk

>>18905512
please delete this

>>18906668
>>18906654
I can't tell if those are really good tattoos or actual leg wear on the Yama's legs and thighs.

I want Eiki to sit on my face and make me struggle for breath as punishment for lewd thoughts

>>18906749
They look like tattoos, which is bad. Eiki's not that kind of girl.

>>18906716
With toys in every hole, of course. Don't make so much noise, Eiki. You want the whole courtroom to know?

>>18906779
Shiki is not for lewd.

>>18906910
Shiki is for tender loving and cruel judgement

Why is this another Yukari thread?

>>18901752
And he didnt even need to bother. I already hated the dumb bitch. But im just getting plain annoyed.

The yama has lovely thick thighs

>>18907681
It's just another 2hu riding on Yukari's coattail, nothing to see here

>>18906910
All the better. I don't like to play by the rules.

Did someone ever do Yukari's theme, Night Falls ~ Evening Star on piano (filming the performance)
I've been searching for a while and i'd be sad to know that no one did.

Legitimately I believe 99% of Yukarifags are secondaries from reddit. We need Okina to enforce border security and Eki to inflict capital punishment on these immigrants. Its also what Aniki would've wanted.

>>18909076
>r*ddit

Now hold it. You might not know if it’s also from /2hug/ and those retarded secondaries as well? They both are equals in some aspects anyway

>>18909076
I'm actually tertiary from 9gag, watcha gonna do about it champ?

>>18909132
you mean 4+4chan or /vg/?
>>18909357
rage!

EIKI IS CUTE .... CUTE !

>>18910576
That's Sanny, nerd.

>>18910576
True.

I love Yama dabbie doo.

>>18908599

Eiki will judge you for that post

>>18918681
That's right.

>>18908599
I want to see Eiki riding on Yukari's tail too

Would you feel better about being sent to hell if your judge were a cute touhou?

>>18908833

>judge wearing concealed toys

Incredibly hot

>>18901523
There's nothing to grope on Eiki.
Fy;Fyp

>>18909357
Have my Yandere GF stab you in the pancreas. Really really fast. You'll die instantly from blunt force trauma from being close to a black hole in the vacuum of space being burned alive by the inextinguishable flames of hell.

>>18906180
Be heca and fire her?
Then proceed to tie her up when she falls to her knees to beg Heca not to fire her or lese she becomes a Jizo Statue again?

>>18921892
Eiki IS a cute Touhou

>>18901263
Wrong.

>>18904218
Yukari has Mega AIDS.
Eiki wins.

>>18902084
Anal to cunny is Not Safe.

>>18922112
She's usually such a bossy loudmouth, but now she's got to struggle to keep her voice in!

>>18921720
Imagine Yukari mindbreaking Eiki so that she can't live without Yukari's cock anymore. She has to visit Yukari every night in secret in order to sate her lust, letting out her filthy pig-slut ahegao every time.
After a while Eiki realizes that she can't keep doing this and stops, but she can't stop thinking about Yukari's cock all day. She tries some of the convicted ghosts' cocks but they just aren't the same, she needed specifically Yukari's thick, throbbing, strong, juicy cock or she wouldn't be able to do any work at all.
She eventually breaks down and visit Yukari one night for the usual affair, but it turned out that Yukari was throwing a party with all the major figures of Gensokyo gathered at her place. Eiki knows that she has to control herself or her shame would be known to everyone in Gensokyo; however the sight of Yukari's thick bulge through her thin silky PCB dress taunts her into flipping her switch,. She starts aggressively masturbating in the middle of the party obscenely while shouting filthy masochistic words for everyone to hear.
Yukari obliges and pounds the everloving life out of Eiki's flooding pussy and puckered asshole while Ran films the whole thing, complete with several servings of creampie injected directly into Eiki's slutty womb. Afterwards the interested guests all have a turn, turning Eiki into a complete cockslut who can't live without cocks stuffed into all of her holes at all time.
Later, Ran "accidentally" leaked the recording to Higan, which caused Komachi to bear witnessed to the whole ordeal. She breaks down in tears as Eiki, whom she had admired for years, was torn away from her by the sheer force of Yukari's cock.

>>18923244
hot. You should write more Futarin stories.

>>18923289
I agree. It'd be even better if image upload works.

>>18923244
Mind break is disgusting.

>>18901171
Good thing that most of the threads are now at page 9.

>>18924494
time for bumpity bump, thanks for the reminder yukarifriend

>>18924276
That's the spirit.

successfully termination of the gap

>>18931313
Gapfags have too much determination

>>18901275
source on this one, please?