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Pamper the paws

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>> No.18895201
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bottom heavy gals

>> No.18895216

>>18895201
Gib me a short, fat bottomed hellhound.
One whose ass I could use as a shelf

>> No.18895227

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please comfort the Canadian Monster girls tonight.
They may still have Winnipeg but Toronto is the heart.

>> No.18895229

>>18895193
This one came first, this is the one we'll use.

>> No.18895237
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18895237

Pamper the big hands

>> No.18895252

>human girl, who cares
>slap on animal ears
>holy fuck she's great
I wish I could see just how my mental wiring got twisted.
Never really thought about how a small change makes such a huge difference for me.

>> No.18895261

>>18895237
Gonna pamper her hands, pamper her feet, and pamper dat ass.

>> No.18895263

What's better, one normal sized shog maid or that same shog partitioned into dozens of tiny maids?

>> No.18895287
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Pamper the tail.

>> No.18895299

>>18895216
would be a godsend.
Me, I'd prefer near equal height but with hips, thighs, ass and tits way too large that she'd use to easily dominate

>> No.18895314

>>18895299
That would be nice but right now I'm feeling a short but smug one that likes to throw her rear around as if to make up for her, lack of, height

>> No.18895316

>>18895263
How tiny is tiny?

>> No.18895320

>>18895237
I want to pull her tail

>> No.18895342

I am a big, strong, masculine man.

And I want an even bigger, stronger waifu.

>> No.18895353
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>>18895299

>> No.18895360

>>18895353

>Hellhound seducing Hank Hill.jpg

>> No.18895361

>>18895342
I'm with you there.

>>18895353
Small, thick, and gropable works too.

>> No.18895366
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>>18895342

Sorry, fresh outta big ones. Still got some strong ones though.

>> No.18895381

>>18895316
Small enough to have to move spare change around coin by coin. Eventually she'll/they'll learn how to stack them on arms like a waitress with plates, but it takes time.

>> No.18895396

>>18895342
I am slightly above average height
I need a girl to train with and lose weight

>> No.18895399
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>>18895381
This level of small is too cute & must be protected.

>> No.18895421
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>>18895396
Careful what you wish for, fucko.

>> No.18895424

>>18895237
Giving her foot massages after a long stressful day

>> No.18895434

>>18895237
Barb really needs to start drawing some Troll girl debauchery

>> No.18895438
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A weird headcannon would be for succubi to gain more inhuman traits when at the peak of anger/lust

>> No.18895457

>>18895421
I'd kill for a Meth girl

>> No.18895465

>>18895421
Her and the guy are pretty much living together now and having meals with each other like when is he gonna realize

>> No.18895466

>>18895438
I've always liked the idea that succubi can actually heartpupil in extreme circumstances.

>> No.18895467

>>18895421
I want to fuck every fat girl in this fucking manga, including Meth.

>> No.18895508
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>> No.18895515

>>18895399
>"These are not all coins."
>"One is a bottle cap."
>"..."
>"...Ah, but bottle caps are nice too."
>Clink, clink

>> No.18895540

>>18895515
Tell me about Tiny Dragon. Why does she stack the coins? What's her endgame?

>> No.18895610

>>18895508
If you start grabbing party members from chests, eventually the mimics are going to catch on.

>> No.18895617

>>18895237
I want to lick her freckles.

>> No.18895626

>>18895131
>”Are you my Mother?” But a haunted armor searching for a master.
My heart cannot take it.

>> No.18895633

>>18895540
She wants to build a tower to reach the stars. It also keeps her coins organized & she knows you think it's adorable watching her stack them.

>> No.18895653

>>18895633
Muh heart, oh gosh.
>"We found two hundred coins today Anon."
>"We are that much closer to the stars. I am very happy."
>She flits onto your chest and curls around right on top of your heart to sleep
>"I love you Anon. Sleep very well Anon. Soon we will be sleeping on a star. I love you."

>> No.18895665

>>18895633
>>18895653
>"Stars are very bright and shiny coins. They also make the best clinky clinky sounds. When Anon and I reach the big night couch, I will quickly gather many stars. I will make a bed for Anon and me out of the stars, and we will be very comfortable. We get closer everyday because he loves me so much. We will be there soon."

>> No.18895678

>>18895665
I actually started choking from how sweet that was. Gonna have to go build a log cabin to regain my dignity.

>> No.18895695

>>18895665
It all makes sense.
>When she was young her mother would sing her to bed
>Always 'twinkle twinkle little star'
>She took the 'twinkle twinkle' to mean the stars make a very nice sound like the coins she loves so much, and the 'little' literally
>Sometimes while Anon sleeps, she'll softly sing the song under her breath while nuzzling up against him

>> No.18895739

>>18895695
>>18895665
>>18895653
>>18895626
I have a paper to write, and yet I’m reading this and crying my eyes out. Fuck.

>> No.18895763
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This is the ideal monster body. You may not agree, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>> No.18895784

>>18895763
I prefer a body much like that but a little /fit/er with better abbs and strong thighs.

>> No.18895785
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>> No.18895794

>>18895763
I love her visual personality. More like a devilish imp than a succubus.
I need more Imp stuff.

>> No.18895798

>>18895763
Body is good, dress needs improvement

>> No.18895819

>>18895785
Reminds me of those Indian Facebook posts.

>> No.18895830
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18895830

Uh-oh Anon! Your little sis got sent home from school early today. What did she do?

>> No.18895839
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>>18895763
>Hair isn't white
>Tail isn't white
>Wings aren't white
>Ideal

>> No.18895840

>>18895830
Those are the eyes of a remorseless killer. Someone was talkin' shit about her onii-chan.

>> No.18895847
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>> No.18895849

>>18895763
I'm a fan of the teeth

>> No.18895890

>>18895830
Nothing. The teachers are protesting because they aren’t given enough time to fuck their husbands during school hours. RedforEd is bullshit

>> No.18895899

>>18895847
Someone is going to have to tell her. It’s just too cruel.

>> No.18895902

>>18895890
At least your little sister has more time to play with you around the house anon!

>> No.18895932

>>18895902
Fine by me. No dicking of any kind though.

>> No.18895944
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Please don't do anything for these shitty elves.

>> No.18895948

>>18895847
>Her gold head-snake is a rubber duckie
Who's pranking schedule dog?

>> No.18895960
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>>18895944
What about these elves? Are they okay?

>> No.18895967
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>>18895763
Sorry but uhhhhhh

>> No.18895968
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>>18895948
>>18895899
Whoever it was, they’ll have hell to pay.

>> No.18896001

>>18895944
I know that Meth has to pick flavors of girl that could reasonably expect to be able to hide their monsterbits (The satyr was pushing it with her delicious black sclera) but I'm still holding out, hoping against hope, that we're going to get a fat snek

I need it

I NEED METHONIUM TO DRAW A FAT SNEK

>> No.18896036

>>18895968
>hell to pay
Does she not understand how difficult it was to get a rubber ducky in the desert? Her husband had to sneak into thee Pharaoh's private bathroom to get one!

>> No.18896056

>>18896036
Oh! Well if it was her husband, then it’s perfectly fine. She thought it was one of the sphinxes bullying her again.

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>>18895948
Pranking an anubis must be fun.

>> No.18896084
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There should be a story about trying to steal dragon money

>> No.18896090

>>18896084
It'll turn into a story about becoming dragon's honey.

>> No.18896098

>>18896084
Dont need all of it
Just a bag of gold and any yellow gems

>> No.18896105

>>18896084
How about you try to pick up a heads-up coin from the street, but a tiny dragon touches it at the exact same time?

>> No.18896116

>>18896105
Then you let the dragon fucking have it

>> No.18896132
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18896132

Oga is the best.

>> No.18896143

>>18896116
What if she gets paranoid that you'll come back for it? Nobody would willingly give up a whole coin like that! It's too suspicious. So she starts following you around, to track your movements and plans.

>> No.18896144
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>>18896105
>>18896116
Just pick up the dragon and the coin, it's not that difficult.

>> No.18896148
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>>18896132
I want her to beat the crap out of me!

>> No.18896221
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Fenrir?

>> No.18896245

>Orphaned as a baby and found by a Kunoichi
>She raised you in her village and taught you all her tricks
>Grow up and head off to college
>Realize there's a Kunoichi in one of your lectures
>Bully her by always coming up behind her and tapping her on the shoulder when she thinks she's hidden

>> No.18896303 [DELETED] 
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>>18895193
>the results for todays referendum on the Monstergirl Immigration Integration and Resettlement Act (MIIRA) are being tallied, but exit polls suggest that 90% of male voters voted in favor, and 80% of female voters voted against. Nearly 98% of monstergirls voted in favor. lets cut to a live feed of the official announcement.
>a female public servant in a pantsuit walks up to a podium, posture obviously depressed
>The results for the MIIRA refurendum for the province of happytown, are as follows...
>she sighs
>40% against 55% for
>the crowd erupts into cheers, men waving their hands in the air and kissing their waifus. crying THOTTs collapse on the ground.
>the video cuts back to the news anchor, her eye wide in shock.
>there you have it. MIIRA has passed, and is now the law of the land, a transformational day for the kingdom of happytown.

>> No.18896463

>>18896221
Do Ice Queens literally melt if they blush too much?

>> No.18896507
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real ded hours

>> No.18896518

>>18896507
What's wrong with that Lich?

>> No.18896523

>>18896518
Hangover iirc

>> No.18896688
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>>18896507
>>18896523
Perhaps a little rub will warm the dead up.

>> No.18896749

>>18896221
If I saw an Ice Queen like that my boner would be hot enough to melt her palace.

>> No.18896849

>>18896688
Imagine a Jiangshi alarm clock. She starts of with simple grinding, gradually growing more lewd as she limbers up.

Sleep in too long, and who knows what she might do.

What might she do?

>> No.18896868 [DELETED] 

>>18896303
GIve me meaty ratas

>> No.18896883
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>> No.18896901

>>18896883
I thought that it was a P'Orc for a second

>> No.18896913

>>18896221
Ice Queen sure has a lot of lewd outfits, she must get bored when no one visits her palace

>> No.18896916 [DELETED] 

>>18896303
>>/jp/image/QDZYu3Ob2SzQ3iIke-4ICA
Stop spamming your shitty copypastas and wiki images. And if only /jp/ had actual competent moderators.

>> No.18896948

>>18896245
Hidden village life must be really comfy and peaceful. Even if you are surrounded by sexy kunoichi.

Also mommy kunoichi didn't raise her children to be bullies!

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>>18896901
Same here. I was disappointed, so here's one to make up for that.

>> No.18897016

>>18896982
Gonna make her Mrs. Pig

>> No.18897233

>4 days left of the month
>still no new girl
God damn it KC.

>> No.18897251

Did you know that in MGC, rape is not a crime, but a civil issue?
It works both ways, as well. Meaning that if you were to, say, buy one of those Tanukimart dark matter condoms and rape a human woman, forcibly monsterizing her, you'd be in the clear.

>> No.18897270

>>18897251
Anon please, stop being an idiot.
Rape is only not a crime if it’s a monster girl trying to engage in intercourse with a single man.
THEN it’s proactive dating

>> No.18897283
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>>18897251
I want to try and corrupt the local shrine maiden!

>> No.18897292

>>18897233
It hurts.

>> No.18897303

>>18897283
>man tries to corrupt human woman
>its a succubus/doppleganger in disguise

>> No.18897313

>>18897283
She’d make a nice holst

>> No.18897317
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>>18897283
What kind of corruption?
Because the simplest is just to get her hooked on fluffy tail.

>> No.18897351

>>18897317
Kitsune might be fitting. I guess also dark priest and shirohebi. Either way I am probably going to fail and get my ass kicked by that particular shrine maiden

>> No.18897371

I want to find a holst knightly group known as the Bountious Order

>> No.18897378

>>18897351
There is a 300% chance that "The Youkai Shrine Maiden of the Boundary" would be instantly corrupted in a KC scenario.
She literally uses divine corruption magic in a duel against another priestess.
So maybe by the time you get to her, she's already gained a few breast sizes and is too busy trying to relieve the burning of her crotch to notice your attempt.

>> No.18897394

>>18897378
>So maybe by the time you get to her, she's already gained a few breast sizes and is too busy trying to relieve the burning of her crotch to notice your attempt

Abort mission before your pelvis gets crushed

>> No.18897439

>>18897394
Too late.
That shrine maiden is a jerk who will get what she wants

>> No.18897449

>>18897439
At least there is tea afterwards

>> No.18897477

>>18896849
Sex

>> No.18897480

>>18897303
>she senses his intentions and puts on a show of transformation as she dispels her polymorph back to her original self.

>> No.18897490

Where do all of the Shirohebis come from? One day it’s just a Ryu and her husband trying to revive an old abandoned shrine, the next, they are in full power and have a dozen attendants.

>> No.18897499

>>18897490
When a man (me) loves a mummyhebi (or a group of them in this case) the amount of eggs can quickly get out of hand.

>> No.18897500

>>18896688
Would a jiangshi function well in a kingdom of the dead? The wights regard sex like art, but for a jiangshi, it's more of a necessity. Would it be possible for her to join the nobility?

>> No.18897504

>You will never be a paladin of the Fallen God and protect dark priests

>> No.18897525

>>18897449
Yeah but she’d be the sort to make you serve it

>> No.18897533

>>18897500
Once she warms up, Jiangshi have beautiful graceful as she moves like the most skilled gymnast. If she has prep time, it would be no issue.

>> No.18897536
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Would you romance a final boss?

I don't mean the 'Evil Queen' or the 'Dark Sorcerer', I mean the embodiment of darkness, enmity, and nothingness that doesn't show up until the very end of the story.

>> No.18897539

>>18897500
Hey, what is necessary to a Jiangshi could be art to a Wight. Plus, it makes for an interesting performance if the Jiangshi is the aggressive sort.

At first, the girl would just lie there, somewhat wooden and stiff, while the husband lewdly teases her as he himself grows rigid.

As they hit their stride, you see her struggling and reacting to the male's advances, while the husband tries to maintain the upper hand.

Then, as the piece reaches a crescendo, the now limber Jiangshi gains the advantage and starts mounting the husband and pressing him back, before it culminates in the figurative and literal climax.

It'd be a blockbuster in that one coastal Undead Metropolis!

>> No.18897542

>>18897499
>”Wait a minute, you’re all sisters?”
>[COLLECTIVE UFUFUFU~ FROM LARGE CROWD]

>> No.18897544

>>18897525
Working for her can't be that bad I guess

>> No.18897554

>>18897536
You mean like a Lilim or like a Dark Matter?

>> No.18897566
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>> No.18897568

>>18897544
You don’t know how big an ass Reimu is

>> No.18897575

>>18897536
You mean the silly bitch so socially awkward she waited until the real final boss was dead so she could show up and spam blue sparkles?
Depends how many fluffy tails she can manifest.

>> No.18897599
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>>18897251
>MGC
This meme is as old decrepit as the Chief God's pussy.

>> No.18897608

>>18897599
Sometimes a break from Dicks&Dragons is fun.
Resource based monsters sure play out a lot differently in a merchant society like ours.

>> No.18897610

>>18897536
Sure.
Right of conquest baby!

>> No.18897614

>>18897566
I bet the Pharaoh picked that for her alongside the other meme clothes.

>> No.18897616

>>18897599
>latenight art
That art is old as shit

>> No.18897626
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>>18897616
Old but always gold.

>> No.18897631

>>18897599
>Beast will never make a full story to dragon boss

>> No.18897636
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BEEG FEESH TEETIES

>> No.18897642

>>18897599
See >>18897626

>> No.18897645

>>18897599
And yet your using art that came from MGC

>> No.18897647

>>18897636
Could be bigger.
Give me a sea cow!

>> No.18897660

>>18897647
>tfw no ancient giant megalodon shark gf

>> No.18897661

>>18897645
That isn't got anything to do with MGC
It comes from an Beast green that came from talking about shit dragons could sell.

>> No.18897669

>>18897599

You posted the exact same thing last thread.

>> No.18897689
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So what sort of outfit would you like to see monsters in?

>> No.18897693

>>18897689
WW1 uniforms

>> No.18897696

>>18897689
What even IS Ramlethal?

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>> No.18897701

>>18897660
>BEEG thick mershark
>Still can’t walk on land

For teasing

>> No.18897707

>>18897696
Artifical humanoid bioweapon with the DNA of a human turned bioweapon

>> No.18897712

>>18897689
Sportswear

>> No.18897716
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>>18897701
>Q:Can mermaids move on land?
>A:Possible. There are various ways like using the spells of human-transformation, crawling by their tail like Lamia, hovering in the air with their mana(still they cant fly so freely).

>> No.18897725

>>18897716
>hovering in the air with their mana
HAX!!!

>> No.18897729

>>18897536
You mean like this asshole?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bahMeycMihw
I'd prefer a monster girl version of Ultimecia.

>> No.18897732

>>18897689
Teacher, Office Worker, Librarian. That smart competent look, with raw sexuality bubbling under the surface.

>> No.18897743

>>18895353
Hellhound womanlets and lolis are for dominating and manhandling.

>> No.18897744

>>18897698
Im gonna take pictures of an amazon before she can put her war paint on

>> No.18897753

>>18897568
Well, I want her big ass on my face

>> No.18897758

>>18897693
Nice

>> No.18897760

>>18897729
>monster girl version of Ultimecia.

so pretty much so pretty much a more human verson of what she is when she fused with griever?

>> No.18897783

>>18897760
Pretty much, almost Jinko like levels of monstrous but with a slight bit of fur around her sides that lead to her looking more dangerous.

>> No.18897787

When did you realize you liked lolis?

>> No.18897792
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>>18897787
I dont

>> No.18897797
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>>18897725
The Sabbath has made wheelchairs, but they're only available to merfolk who join.

>> No.18897799

>>18897716
Still for teasing

>>18897753
Well, it’s the one thing she has

>> No.18897801

>>18897787
I honestly hate them

>> No.18897806

>>18897661
Don't try and ruin dragon boss.

>> No.18897807

>>18897787
I'm only interested in lolis when they're paired with the forbidden fetish. They're completely asexual and boring to me without that.

>> No.18897816

>>18897787
Sabbath pls

>> No.18897824

>>18897787
When they came pear shaped

>> No.18897826

>>18897807
>forbidden fetish
Wat

>> No.18897827
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>>18897807
>the forbidden fetish

>> No.18897830

>>18897787
A few doujins I can’t post at the moment.
Which led to a long period of doublethink, followed by acceptance.
I am now firmly entrenched in the “both are great” camp.

>> No.18897834

>>18897799
>Well, it’s the one thing she has

Then I think everything will be alright

>> No.18897835

>>18897787
2011, an online friend liked them but couldn't believe I didn't and I swore I wasn't till I was watching seasonal anime and took a liking to the smaller girl in the cast. It was one big snowball from there.
>>18897807
>forbidden fetish
There's levels of forbidden, is it the 3 letter one or the 4 letter one?

>> No.18897843

>>18897835
There's a three letter one? What's that? I honestly can't think of it. I mean it's not fat, despite how it wish it was.

>> No.18897851

>>18897843
>>18897835
Oh, or is it THAT three letter one.

>> No.18897858

>>18897787
Honestly, it was the Len sex scenes from Tagetsu Tohya.

>> No.18897865

>>18897689
Cow print, school uniforms, OL with mandatory pantyhose.

>> No.18897867
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18897867

Would you trust this face?

>> No.18897869

>>18897858
Kagetsu

>> No.18897874

>>18897867
Yes.

>> No.18897876

>>18897843
>>18897851
Yes, THAT one is the 3 letter one I was talking about.

>> No.18897888

>>18897876
Well it doesn't matter how many four or five letter fetishes you pair with THAT one, It's never done anything for me.

>> No.18897892
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18897892

>>18895960
Yes.

>> No.18897894
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18897894

>>18897843
>>18897851
>>18897876
>>18897888
Oh I get it! It's NTR!

>> No.18897895

>>18897867
yes
gonna corrupt her into a stepford housewife that wouldn't show her legs in public

>> No.18897901

>>18897894
>Oh I get it! It's NTR!
>NTR
destroy him

>> No.18897902

>>18897867
I would thrust that face, if you know what I mean

>> No.18897904
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18897904

>>18897693
no manga, but a Korean artist has done a few pics

>> No.18897911
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>>18897904
anyan does good work

>> No.18897914

>>18897835
Mine has 5 letters

>> No.18897918
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>>18897904
Would give her my torpedo.

>> No.18897928
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18897928

>>18897787
After playing monmusu quest

>> No.18897929
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18897929

>Check out this neat weapon I found!

>> No.18897945

>>18897867
while grabbing those horns I would trust that face.

>> No.18897955

>>18897929
but you already have 2 lethal weapons

>> No.18897969
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18897969

You gonna get proselytized.

>> No.18897977

>>18897929
>swings her axe against a rock
>it does considerably less damage than if she just rammed into it like usual
>”Awww. This thing’s weak!”
>tosses it away, nonchalantly breaking the spell
>”Oh well. Time to find hubby!”

>> No.18897979

>>18897969
Sweaty fish ballasts.

>> No.18897985
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>>18897911
>Tfw want to be magical wood worker in MGE making stuff
>But that means being a Stave / Staff merchant mostly
>75% of the clientele would be MGs since MAMANOBAMA
>Stave / Staff and wood dick jokes, come ons, and pickup lines all of the day

I just want to be a woodworking merchant near an enchanted forest but I'd probably lose it after a few years of constant bad joke harassment.

>> No.18897998

>>18897969
Would the mater take my confession?

>> No.18898004

>>18897985
Not at all! Comfortable furniture is always in high demand. Your clientele would be particularly interested in beds able to withstand snu-snu, as well as cots for their daughters.

>> No.18898010

>>18897914
Oh me too.
>>18897929
Wurm-chan no!

>> No.18898013

>>18897955
And now she has three like this is basic mathematics, 3 is greater than 2. Even the wurm understands.

>> No.18898015

>>18897929
Is the curse that she’s a cutie?

>> No.18898020

I want to marry a loli arachne and open an official Sabbath brand clothing shop.

>> No.18898030
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18898030

>>18897969
Deranged religious monsters are great.

>> No.18898044

>>18897969
It took 30 years but she finally found a drowning man who is far gone enough that she can justify having sex with him to save him. She's gonna unload a lot of pent up sexual frustration over the next six hours or so.

I just imagine it must get frustrating at times for sea bishops, holding all those ceremonies where they have to watch other couples have sex, and yet not having it in them to capture a man themselves.

>> No.18898055
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18898055

How can other sneks even compete?

>> No.18898057
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>>18898004
>Tanuki merchant moves in nearby
>She now has a Walmart monopoly on furniture and nick nacks
>Constantly refers MG customers looking for Staves to my business
>Never ending wood related dick jokes

>> No.18898067
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18898067

>>18898044
It's not like saving drowning men is the only way they find husbandoes.

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>>18898055
easy

>> No.18898077
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18898077

>> No.18898090

>>18897867
Depends.

>> No.18898096
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18898096

>>18898077
Splicing in some cow genes can improve any monster.

>> No.18898098

>>18898067
Not all sea bishops can be so innovative.

>> No.18898099

>>18898067
damn i wish i could read

>> No.18898107

>>18898070
Snug smug

>> No.18898108

>>18898070
Max smug

>> No.18898109
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18898109

>>18898055
>>18898070
Try again.

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18898124

>>18898070

>> No.18898139
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18898139

Four-armed sneks. Y/N?

>> No.18898156

>>18898139
Inefficient. You can't hold hands with more than two of them at once. That's a 50% inefficiency.

>> No.18898163
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>> No.18898170
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18898170

So Echidnas have this quirk where they want to have the strongest children possible so they try to attract powerful adventurers as husbands. This often purposely dwell in dangerous dungeons just to wait for someone strong enough to make it to the end.

But adventurers almost never work alone. There's gonna be a party, right? There's gonna the Fighter, the Rogue, Wizard, and the Cleric showing up. So, what happens?

Does she just pick the strongest one? Does she let the others go?

The best conclusion I can come up with is that Echidnas are rarely solitary. Moms hang out with other moms, right? Their kids play together. So it's gonna be four echidna christmas cakes who've been living down here for months trying to keep themselves entertained (every Friday is game night, their favorite is bridge) waiting for a suitable party to show up like a younger, sexier Golden Girls with snake bodies.

>> No.18898175
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18898175

>>18898139
Only when done well. Six arms can be nice too.

>> No.18898176
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18898176

>>18898156
>wanting to hold hands

>> No.18898186

>>18898139
No, I don't like more of things than there should be.

>> No.18898192
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18898192

>>18898139
Y

>> No.18898193
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18898193

>>18898170
>But adventurers almost never work alone. There's gonna be a party, right?
I think you're giving humans in the MGEverse too much credit.

>> No.18898198

>>18898170

>Only three adventurers show up
>A fierce battle erupts between the four Echidnae as the party looks on in confusion

>Only two adventurers show up
>There is a brief conflict that is resolved when it's decided that two will share one and the other two will share the other

>Only one adventurer shows up
>And he was never heard from again

>Only one adventurer shows up
>It's a woman
>"Okay, like, we're gonna give you some treasure and shit because we're legitimately impressed but we're trying to get some dick here, come on. You got adventuring buddies?"

>> No.18898200

>>18898170
I'd imagine Echidnas are too competitive to allow another woman to steal her ideal man, so that kind of setup wouldn't be very common.
Now, having her younger sisters staff the dungeon with her and letting them take their pick of the men? While her mother and father spoon in a comfortable hidden chamber two stories under the boss room? That would be more likely.

>> No.18898204
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>>18898170
I doubt it'd be a group of echidnas, usually at least, they're too rare for that. But a newly independent echidna may well invite some of her siblings to live in the dungeon, or employ other monsters, and give them whichever men she deems to not be quite what she is looking for.

And perhaps avoiding these complications is why some echidnas use their hero-sensing abilities to guide and groom a husband from childhood rather than wait for him to find them.

>> No.18898208

>>18898200
An echidna and her daughters would be a likely setup. The echidna would take the strongest man and the daughters would get whoever was left over.

Of course the daughters would rarely be echidnas themselves.

>> No.18898210

>>18898170
I imagine they have their other daughters work as the intermediate bosses and the Echidna daughter gets the one that makes it past all the rest. From the heroe’s perspective, his party mates sacrifice themselves one after another until he gets to the final boss. Then, once the echidna and him elope, all his party comes back with their new wives.

>> No.18898213

>>18898109
>>18898170
>>18898198
>>18898200
>>18898204
>>18898208
>>18898210
Stop it! You’re flustering her! She’s not used to this much attention!

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18898221

>>18898208
>used goods
Anon I don't think you thought this through..

>> No.18898232

>>18898210

>Train your entire life to become a capable wizard
>Obsessively study the arcane arts, sacrificing both health and sanity
>Join forces with the strongest people you can find so you can do good in the world
>Realize halfway through a dungeon that it's an echidna lair and the swordsman you're working with is the Main Character™ who's been groomed from birth to get with this baby-loving snake and you're probably gonna get tossed to her Ushi-Oni sister or something
>You skipped prom for this

>> No.18898242

>>18898232

>Ushi-Oni picking the Wizard
>Going for the one with the weakest body but the strongest mind and willpower

Cruel bitches.

>> No.18898246

>>18898208
>An echidna and her daughters would be a likely setup. The echidna would take the strongest man and the daughters would get whoever was left over.

Uh... I think you missed the part that once an echidna gets a man she often leaves the dungeon, and even if she didn't she wouldn't be seeking a man for herself anymore.

>> No.18898252
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>>18898246
KC also said that unicorns can always sense another girl's MAMONO MANA on a man, and yet we still have cuckhorse.

>> No.18898255

>>18898124
I'm still struck by how out of characters the monsters in this little ficlet are, but then again I guess when it was written we were still in the dark when it came to official words on how monsters do regarding men married to human women.

>> No.18898256

>>18898204
I want an echidna to try an move into a dungeon only to find it’s occupied By a guy

>> No.18898261

>>18898252
No real contradiction there. It simply means that there are scenarios where a unicorn will knowingly have sex with a man that has had sex with another monster. She can't just fall out of love, and neither could the monster who may have forced him to cheat. The bicorn transformation is the solution.

>> No.18898263
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18898263

>>18898255
But the Shirohebi profile was released after the first world guide.

>> No.18898271
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18898271

>>18898261
But fucking another girl's husband is supposed to be a big no-no in the MGEverse.

>> No.18898288
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18898288

What's your answer?

>> No.18898294

>>18898263
And as I recall it wasn't until MGE volume 2 that it was specifically addressed as to what monsters do regarding men married to human women (namely they do not take them away from their human wives, rather a captured man is freed and his family relocated if necessary).

>> No.18898302

>>18898271
>rape and release occasionally happens
>man could force himself on a weaker race and not take responsibility
Both ways that a man could have fucked a monster girl already and not be married. Again, not contradictions.

>> No.18898304

>>18898271
MGE is a big contradiction with a lot of exeptions.

>> No.18898308

>>18898271
It's a bit more complicated than that:

>Monsters can sense when a man is strongly stained with “mamono mana” or a monster's scent, and they can tell that that man is a “monster's husband” and whose husband he is. Among monsters, there is an implicit understanding that when a human man is already another monster's husband, he belongs to that monster, and they shouldn't assault him at random, so men who have become a monster's husband basically don't get assaulted by monsters. However, in the case that the monster really feels strongly about the man, or in the case of races that are fundamentally polygamous, that's not necessarily true.

>If a monster feels so strongly about a man that her instinct has recognized the man as her “husband”, and she's already begun to change into a female exclusively for him, then there's no way she’s going to be able to ignore her intense desire merely because of something like an implicit understanding. She'll give in to the urge, assault the man, and fuck him. After that, the monsters who share a “husband” will end up living together, cooperating at times to milk mana from the man, and at other times, fighting over who gets to have sex with him longer and more often. Once this happens to a man, he'll have to catch all the desire of multiple lascivious monsters with his one body. He'll end up having to keep offering them large amounts of mana, every day switching off, or ,perhaps, doing all of them at the same time.

>> No.18898344
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18898344

>It's itching so bad isn't it?
>marry me and I'll make it go away!

>> No.18898345

>>18898124
this is fucked up

>> No.18898347

Is there anything better than relaxing on a rainy day with your Kitsune wife and daughter in your home in rural Zipangu?

>> No.18898352

>>18898232
>>You skipped prom for this
And nothing of value was lost

>> No.18898355

>>18898344
Would exterminate.

>> No.18898367
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18898367

>>18898308
So, if a human girl who has feelings for a certain guy gets monsterized, she's not gonna care if he's already married. I get it now.

>> No.18898371
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18898371

>ribbit

>> No.18898372

>>18898367
She still wouldn't take him from his wife though, they'd find a way to share (and she'd likely monsterize her quickly so she can understand her feelings).

>> No.18898373

>>18898271
Poor little Hebi is too pure for the concept of harems.

>> No.18898387

In finland and some parts of Europe theres a wife-carrying contest where contestants win their wifes weight in beer.
Would you enter?
Imagine a oni making her husband enter.

>> No.18898392
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18898392

>>18898373
>Q:It seems dangerous if both a Bicorn and Shiroebi fall in love with the same man
>A:Seems like it'll get very rough for some time. w For the husband's body that is. They'll end up getting along in some way or another, but seems like the harem will get rather busy, since the Shiroebi will try to steal a march on the other members and get into an assertive position where she get's the most sex. Hang in there husband!

>> No.18898405

>>18898371
Do Mucus Toads bully insect monstergirls with her tongue?

>> No.18898406
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18898406

>Want me to be your master?

>> No.18898408

>>18898271
That's where Eros comes in with her 'it's totally not NTR because now they share him' arrows.

>> No.18898411

>>18898406
Seems redundant

>> No.18898415

>>18898392
See the issue with that doujin is that they misunderstood/misrepresented KC's shirohebi a bit. They don't mindfuck the guy into not caring about anything but sex with her, they at most make it so he has desires that only she can abate.

I can see why they did it though, the shirohebi at a glance makes for a perfect subject for a doujin like this.

>> No.18898418

>>18898406
No Gods! No Masters!

>> No.18898419
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18898419

>>18898408
Disgusting.

>> No.18898427
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18898427

>>18898415
They also don't use their flame magic on their husbands unless he cheats on her.

>> No.18898431

>>18898415
He ran away from her and she caught up with him.

>> No.18898433

>>18898408
Sharing is caring, and monster girls care for each other a lot!

>> No.18898442

>>18898406
I'd sign that master/slave contract in my blood if needed.

>> No.18898444
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18898444

>>18898415
Yeah, but the language in the profile makes it sound like he stops caring about everything except sex.

>> No.18898446

>>18898415
There’s a big difference between “unable to think of other women” and “only able to be satisfied by her”. I fear the first but embrace the second

>> No.18898449
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18898449

What would you do if the Godmother told you her gloomy, nerdy, flat, coke-bottle glasses mojyo granddaughter wanted to have a marriage interview with you?

>> No.18898453
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18898453

>>18898446
>wanting to think of other women
How disgusting.

>> No.18898454

>>18898446
So in a harem situation, shirohebi fire is just making sure he fucks her among his wives

>> No.18898456

>>18898444
Welcome to MGE, "nothing but sex" is code for 3-4 times a day.

>> No.18898457

>>18898387
My wife is a loli Night Gaunt. I carry her all the time.

>> No.18898461

>>18898444
What part of it implies that? He's a prisoner of her body yes, but that's pretty normal when you have a relationship with a monster girl. It simply means he can't refuse her body, needs her, etc. not that eh ceases to care about everything else.

>> No.18898462
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18898462

>>18898456
>3-4 times
Filthy casuals.

>> No.18898470
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18898470

>>18898461
>And even after that, the flames never completely disappear. They continue to smolder within the man. She is the “water” he must soak in, and he ends up being unable to calm down without having his whole body wrapped in hers, continuing to mate.

>> No.18898472

>>18898462
3-4 times is what a slutty 3d girl does. A sex-crazed monster must be at least 10.

>> No.18898479

>>18898453
I want to be able to function in society.

>> No.18898486

>>18898453
Her husband is gonna get some sense raped into him. She'd probably petrify all of him except for his dick while doing so.

>> No.18898488

>>18898472
You are overestimating monsters.

>> No.18898492
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18898492

>>18898479
You can function in society and still be loyal to your waifu.

>> No.18898493

>>18898470
And? You don't soak in water all the time or think only of it, it just is something you need/want to do.

That is I understand it to be a burning lust that smolders inside him and has to be "doused" on a regular basis via sex with her.

>> No.18898496
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18898496

>>18898493
>never completely disappear

>> No.18898499

>>18898472
>3-4 times is what a slutty 3d girl does
And monster girls are slutty girls, they're just slutty for (you).

>> No.18898504

>>18898492
What do you do if your waiter or doctor is a woman? Or your mother calls?

>> No.18898506

>>18898488
Not really, having sex be the equivalent of a meal (i.e. a few times in a 24 hour period) is something of the average for monsters but some do it a lot more (and even average ones may do it a lot more for special occasions or for specific reasons like getting pregnant).

To quote such a situation:

>By nature, it is extremely difficult for monster human couples to have children compared with human couples. Some monsters have lifespans that last centuries, or even millennia, and if they're unlucky, they won't be able to have children even after years, decades, or even centuries of having sex a two-digit number of times every day. Because of this, when monsters are not blessed with children, they decide to challenge a tentacle forest again and again, seeking a crystallization of the love they share with their husband.

So 10+ times a day isn't that unusual. Most monsters just can't/won't usually go for days on end without a break.

>> No.18898508
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>>18898499
>(you)

>> No.18898510

>>18898504
Better explain to her clearly. Sneks are prone to misunderstandings.

>> No.18898513

>>18898496
Well of course, that's the idea. The "lust" gets down to a manageable level after sex, then slowly builds up again.

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>>18898508
I'm guessing this is the 9 of us she's saying here.

>> No.18898518

>>18898510
As long as she is reasonable, that should be fine.

>> No.18898522 [DELETED] 
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>You are alone on an uninhabited island. Who would you choose as your companion?

>> No.18898530

>>18898355
Meanie

>> No.18898534
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>>18898517

>> No.18898546

>>18898534
>anon realizes he doesn't like mge
What did he think, that japanese porn characters weren't going to use japanese porn dialogue?

>> No.18898549

>>18898522
Only an idiot would choose right. Human top half means human intelligence which means she can provide discussion and help you get off.

>> No.18898551
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Be sure to fix a healthy lunch for your waifu.

>> No.18898553

>>18898522
Dark mage

>> No.18898558

>>18898534
I'm no game expert but can the pixel art really be called "mediocre"? It looked decent enough to me.

>> No.18898560

>>18898558
>mediocre
>decent enough
Sounds the same to me. Mediocre doesn't mean shit, or even poor.

>> No.18898562

>>18898551
I'd give her some cum candies.

>> No.18898567

>>18898546
Did he expects groundbreaking dialogue from a $12 h-game?

>> No.18898568

>>18898560
Interesting, I always see it used in such a negative sense that I wasn't aware of that.

>> No.18898569
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Feel the eel.

>> No.18898581
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>>18898546
>>18898567
Why is it nips can't get off to porn unless the characters describe everything they're doing?

>> No.18898582

>>18898569
For-eal?

>> No.18898594

>>18898569
Slippery, ear-wiggling snake!

>> No.18898597

>>18898569
I am four eels?

>> No.18898601
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>>18898549
What if she doesn't want you to get off?

>> No.18898610

>>18898601
Will she at least help me survive on the island?

>> No.18898612
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BRB, defecting to the extremist faction.

>> No.18898617
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>>18898594
>snake
But eels are fishes.

>> No.18898621

>>18898612
Desert demon? Bet her girtablilu and apophis buddies gave her those clothes.

>> No.18898625
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Name a better aquatic mamono. I'll wait.

>> No.18898627

>>18898612
Good man

>> No.18898628

>>18898581
>iwbitu
I wish this guy would draw more cuties like that and less furry.

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>> No.18898633

>>18898569
But she's all slimy!

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>>18898633
And that's good.

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18898646

Hello all you happy people
Scalebound has been updated
https://pastebin.com/ddgt3Myt
Part 7, (line 982)

Burning edge or Roulette next, take your pick
Happy reading

>> No.18898649

>Find artist I really like the style of
>90% of what they do is futa
Let's hope they do (strait) monster girl commissions

>> No.18898650

>>18898633
No worries, remember she can adjust the state of the sliminess at will.

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>>18898601
I want to masturbate onto a sadistic Mermaid's eggs while she belittles me

>> No.18898661

>>18898522
Night Gaunt and fly off.

>> No.18898668

>>18898646
Fuck off

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>>18898610
Of course!

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>>18898668
It must be very difficult being only able to speak two words.

>> No.18898683

>>18898668
When will you learn to stay in tft?

>> No.18898703
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I wanna be the manager for an idol oomukade!

>> No.18898704

>>18898646
What happened to the selene story?

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>Get "Connection error" message when I try to upload an image over 1 MB
I hope this doesn't mean what I think it means.

>> No.18898716

>>18898646
Thanks for the update. I'd say roulette next but that's just me.
>>18898649
From experience those kind of artists do a great job as long as they're getting paid. I've commissioned artists that usually do futa/bestiality/rape stuff to do something vanilla and it's always ended well.

>> No.18898718

>>18898678
>>18898683
>Defence squad out already.

>> No.18898721
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What kind of doujins would a Wight draw?

>> No.18898725

>>18898703
Not the best art, but I love the idea behind it. And with that it got me thinking the following.

>Idol oomukade can only get the confidence to go on stage by ravishing her manager senseless before every show. A womb full of his semen is just so reassuring.

>> No.18898728

I need a big tall busty vampire that calls her breasts useless lumps of meat!

>> No.18898732

>>18898728
At that point you poke her breasts like your kenshiro

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>>18898668

>> No.18898736

>>18898732
Wouldnt that end up pretty badly

>> No.18898743

>>18898734
I want to skullfuck a Cheshire until she gets brain damage herself

>> No.18898745

>>18898704
I remember him saying he wanted to no spread himself out.
Selene might pop up in burning edge, so there's that.

>> No.18898750

>>18898734
He probably does seeing as Beast is like super-KDF to him.

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>>18898721
Depraved doujins full of loving intercourse in the missionary position.

>> No.18898766

>>18898734
How does she do it? her mere stupid face makes my blood boil and fuck her grin out of it

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>>18898750
I would rather lose KDF
But lets change the subject We went a good while without talking about him and I want to maintain that.

How about werewolves, the true taming challenge?

>> No.18898785

>>18898721
She’d want to draw a classy romantics doujin between a man and a vampire, but her Dhampir friend would keep insisting it’s more of an adventure doujin where the man is saved by another girl who loves him more

>> No.18898787

>>18898721
Yaoi

>> No.18898789
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>>18898787
It's always yaoi.

>> No.18898793

>>18898721
cinderella story about a zombie finding a husband and becoming a wight

>> No.18898795
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>>18898787
Delete this.

>> No.18898801

>>18898427
They’d probably do it if you asked them.
Imagine the look on her face.

>> No.18898808

>>18898778
I thought that was hellhounds?

>> No.18898809

>>18898778
No, hellhounds are the taming challenge.
Werewolves you just need to beat the pack leader

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>>18898801

>> No.18898817

>>18898808
Nope, hellhounds are boring
Werewolves run in packs and dont have bullshit attached.
Enter forest single man, leave pack alpha.

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>>18898808
>>18898809
>They never become tame around humans, which is rare among the wolf family of monsters.

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I want to take a dark skinned demon and paint her white!

>> No.18898838

>>18898817
Knowing the average thread regular, that should be:
Enter forest single man, stay in forest as pack boytoy.

>> No.18898839

>>18898787
>>18898789
Imagine Yaoi, but on of them turn out to be a monster girl in disguise and she was doing it to trap him and turn him straight.

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>>18898288
Isn't it obvious?

>> No.18898845

>>18898646
Have you got any ideas for the next roulette monster?

>> No.18898848 [DELETED] 

>>18898817
Can I make them into does hounds?

>> No.18898853

>>18898817
>hellhounds are boring
>most exotic looking
>harder challenge
>profile doesn't have dumb dyke hair like the werewolf one
KC didn't really know how to draw cute girls back then.

>> No.18898856

>>18898839
It's yaoi for the pun anon.

>> No.18898862

>>18898838
I would work towards not letting that happen to me.
It would be great to fight a werewolf, then pin her and ravish her when i win

>> No.18898872

>>18898839
>literal reverse trap
YES

>> No.18898877

>>18898862
Don’t forget that wolves hunt in packs, Arisen.

>> No.18898878

>>18898831
i will paint her WOMB white!

>> No.18898882

>>18898853
Would you believe me if i said that apart from mermaid (as i dont like most of the sea girls) I prefer the vanilla to most girls?

Doesnt help that i really dont like the hellhound or kobold for that matter

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>>18898109
>>18898200
>>18898204
>>18898208
This is your dungeon guardian for the night

>> No.18898895

>>18898878
Just one of many parts I intended on staining in my colours!

>> No.18898903

>>18898889
Is there an easy cheat route to get to the end of the dungeon?

>> No.18898905

>>18898889
Do we have echidna stories?

>> No.18898906

>>18898793
I'm sure it's a story she knows very well.

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>>18898882
>i dont like most of the sea girls
GAAAAAAAAAY

>> No.18898916

>>18898909
Nerid and umi osho are about it

>> No.18898930

>>18898853
>hellhounds are boring
Sad but true, they're so overused and that goes for some other MGs too.

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>>18898916
Even gayer.

>> No.18898936

>>18898916
>umi osho
There's no need to lie anon.

>> No.18898953

>>18898930
Who yould you say is over used on top

I would say cheshires, apophis, manticore (not as much recently) demon, lich, dragon and if you push it, salamander/meme lizardman

>> No.18898956

>>18898889
I have a strong desire to pump her with daugherus,lots of em

>> No.18898958

>>18898953
>meme lizardman
?

>> No.18898963

>>18898930
Sometimes girls are popular because they're good and girls no one talks about aren't talked about for a reason.
>>18898953
Apophis and regular lizards aren't nearly as used as the others and you're looking at Manticores through the eyes of 2014.

>> No.18898964

>>18898958
When was the last time the lizardman was used for something outside of depression memes?

>> No.18898968

>>18898721
She'd probably draw asymmetric pairings with an age, social status or authority gap for it's artistic beauty and excitement. And the sex itself would follow a ballroom dance -like philosophy, with the male completely leading but in a graceful manner.

>> No.18898969

>>18898963
I'd say salamander isnt really that bad either.

>> No.18898973
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>>18898958
Because the Lizardman doesn't rape men, clueless anons turned her into the MG equivalent of David Futrelle.

>> No.18898978

>>18898969
The only real problem i see connected to them is the trapmander guy.
Flagmanders okay, if a little shit in quality.

>> No.18898979

>>18898964
I sometimes post about unleashing pocket sand on her and tying her up in the confusion.

>> No.18898981
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>>18898930
Blame KC for turning every other girl into a docile waifu when they find a husbando.

>> No.18898983

>>18898909
we need to see some deep sea shit.

>> No.18898998

>>18898973
Plenty of MGs (Inari, Kobolds, Weresheep, etc) don’t rape though.

>> No.18898999

>>18898981
Fans do that more than KC does.

>> No.18899002

>>18898981
That doesn’t happen with Hellhounds though.
They just get, er, aggressively doting.

>> No.18899007

>>18898981
Well a good combination is docile and tender toward her lover and sadistically bloodthirsty toward anyone that would harm him.

>> No.18899033
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>>18898998
Yeah, but for some reason the lizardman got hit with the white knight memes.

>> No.18899056

Reminder that the fluffiest weresheep only look that way to hide all the pudge they have....or maybe muscle, I forget

>> No.18899058

Would fenrir be a hellhound or a very very large werewolf?

>> No.18899063

>>18899056
The unsheared Weresheep gatcha!
What ya shooting for, Anon?

>> No.18899067

>>18899063
I want a strongfat sheep!

>> No.18899072

>>18899058
Probably its own thing.

>> No.18899075

>>18898998
I'm pretty sure kobolds could be train to,
Police kobolds
They subdue suspects with rape.

>> No.18899080

>>18899063
I’m good with either or both

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>>18899056
>muscle
MUSKOX
U
S
K

>> No.18899099

>>18899091
Anon, we’re talking sheep

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>>18899091
Cute boats.

>> No.18899107

>>18899075
Kobolds would be mall cops at best.
If you need them do something serious, you’ll need a bigger wan.

>> No.18899116

>>18899067
>Sheep built like an oni that over indulges.
>Acts like a shirking violet when you're looking too hard at her

>> No.18899121

>>18899107
Tibetan Mastiff kobold

>> No.18899125

>>18899116
Now we’re talkin.
>hides her face behind her beefy arms when embarrassed
>leaving her tummy wide open for hugging
>this quickly leads to slow lovely sleepy sex

>> No.18899126
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18899126

Chocolate wurms.

>> No.18899133

>>18899125
Anon, that's how you get the other sheep jealous!

>> No.18899137

>>18899126
IS
THAT
A

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>>18899137
A what?

>> No.18899151

>>18899146
Look in the pelvis area

>> No.18899154

>>18899133
Are you suggesting it will cause a flock of huge strongfat Weresheep to claim me communally for nigh-constant sleepy orgies filled with both fluff and buff and relaxing blowjobs and boobsucking left and right?

>> No.18899157

>>18899154
Yes but mix in a few that sit on one end of the spectrum or the other.
Yes, they'd be snuggling up and hugging you though

>> No.18899160

>>18899146
You know what

>> No.18899162

>>18899091
>tfw no hebridean weresheep

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>>18899151
>>18899160
Oh shit. Deleted.

>> No.18899168

>>18899164
>Wurm lawyer
Can't i get a demon lawyer?

>> No.18899174

>>18899168
Wurm at Law is a good girl who knows her stuff

>> No.18899181

>>18899157
>a few that sit on one end of the spectrum or the other
Perfect. Seven snuggling strong-fat Weresheep, that’s my herd for sure.

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>>18899168

>> No.18899187

>>18899181
Yep, a good mix of where it sits would be nice as well.
Would snuggling be just as nice as them lifting while a little sheepdog kobold guides them through their workout?

>> No.18899194

>>18899187
That would be adorable and sexy at the same time.
>little Kobold is a quarter of the biggest one’s size
>cheering her on with excited wan wans as she goes for her record bench
>when she hits it Kobold cheers and runs around in circles excitedly, tail wagging
>later, Kobold is just as sleepy and cuddly in the pile thanks to Weresheep wool

>> No.18899195

>>18898983
The deep sea most likely belongs to the abyssal faction. It would be something like deep ones or a true non mindflayer cthulhu race.

>> No.18899201

>>18898856
What about a zombie with Fujoshi?

>> No.18899202

>>18898646
at 988
>He looked around at all the spectators that were rumbling with excrement
scatfags gtfo

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>> No.18899207

>>18899194
Exactly.
She's a masterful, excitable trainer who is fit in her own right and has a respectable chest and rear compared to the other girls

>> No.18899210

>>18898750
I'm fairly certain the "Fuck Off" guy will do that to any writefag at this point. There are some anons here who are determined to chase off all the content creators we have left and it makes me suspicious of /monster/

>> No.18899213

>>18899202
Oh lordy, that got a laugh from me

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>>18899202
Damn spellcheck!

>> No.18899220

>>18899107
This gave me the image of a young, impulsive hellhound wan being partnered with jaded/by-the-book anubis in order to tackle the mofu mafia and bust illegal tanuki gambling rings

>> No.18899223

>>18899217
Leave it in, it's funny.

>> No.18899225

>>18899210
It's annoying, any content creator that's not mge.wiki bad is good enough to stick around in my book

>> No.18899227
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>>18899210
If it means keeping people like bollocks, bob, or the TFT crowd out then who cares.

>> No.18899234

>>18899183
She needs pantyhose or at least lacy stockings with garter-belt.

>> No.18899238

>>18899164
>Wurm lawyer will intentionally sabotage your defense so you can go straight to a prison full of monstergirls

>> No.18899242

>>18899202
My sides. Sometimes Beast's dyslexia can actually improve a story.

>> No.18899252

>>18899238
If a wurm tried to intentionally sabotage your case I bet she would just accidentally win it for you.

>> No.18899256

>>18899227
Most writefags form here host on TFT too you know. The only ones who don't are Beast and Lanternon (if that guy is still alive) from what I'm aware of.

>> No.18899258

Look closely when two equal-sized busts of Holstaurs collide. The girls may seem their usual laid back selves, but it’s actually a test of dominance between the two. The bigger bust wins.

>> No.18899259

>>18899210
At least people can see through it, that's the main thing.
>>18899227
And then there's this guy. Would you burn your house down to stop that one annoying door to door guy who knocks once in a blue moon from visiting?

>> No.18899264
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>>18899234
But pantyhose gets in the way.

>> No.18899265

>>18899258
Is dominance in holstien society determined by the biggest breasts?

>> No.18899270

>>18898736
IIRC Hokuto Shinken doesn't always cause the body to explode violently. He could use it to shrink her breasts to a more modest size.

>> No.18899275

>>18899265
They’d never admit it openly, but researchers seem to agree based on hidden observation that that’s the case. There’s some fringe theory it’s actually based on milk production, but they’re largely considered apocryphal.

>> No.18899278

>>18899258
But if they're equal than what happens? They compare how much semen they can paizuri out?

>> No.18899282

>>18899278
Or whose milk tastes better

>> No.18899283

>>18899183
>I'll never grope her in that office suit.
fug

>> No.18899286

>>18899275
Thats nice.
I bet their bosses and guard captain are very chesty

>> No.18899290

>>18899278
It could go for a while. They’ll become more obvious as each bust doesn’t budge, and you may notice them digging their hooves in and starting to sweat. Each girl will give no ground, not stopping until a biggest girl is decided. They’ll wait until they grow a bit if they’ve have to.

>> No.18899292

>>18899201
Ye

>> No.18899295

>>18899164
Imagine a law office populated entirely by Wurms, Greenworms and Sandworms.

>> No.18899300

>>18899264
So do hymens but you pierce those with your dick too don't you?

>> No.18899301

>>18899295
>Greenworm literally eats Anon's critical documents

>> No.18899304
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>>18898661
Good choice.

>> No.18899307
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>>18899295
It'd have to be a pretty big office (not so much for the greenworms, who would probably spend most of their time hanging from ceilings or curled up in corners munching on salads).

>> No.18899310

>>18899304
Look at that face.
That is the face of a Gaunt who can finally, finally relax a bit. Man, think of the relief a Nightgaunt feels their first time. All that anxiety released.

>> No.18899316

>>18899300
That's not really how hymens work anon...

>> No.18899321

>>18899316
Doesn't matter when monster girls and sex is involved.

>> No.18899328
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>>18899316
What do you break hymens with if not with your dick?

>> No.18899333

>>18899328
That is one cumming succ

>> No.18899339
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18899339

This is the ideal romance. You may not like it but this is what peak love looks like.

>> No.18899344
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>>18899339
Hope he likes barn smell.

>> No.18899346

>>18899328
The hymen isn't a continuous barrier, ergo it doesn't necessarily break.

>> No.18899356
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>>18899310
My wife on our wedding day.

>> No.18899373

>>18899356
>wings aren't grabbing her hips, so the membrane spans down like a wedding dress.

>> No.18899374
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18899374

>>18899356

>> No.18899382

>>18899374
Yeah, that was the other picture I commissioned of her.

>> No.18899392

>>18899295
>Sandworm keeps trying to convince clients that her cubicle is actually inside her
>Greenworm will not stop eating documents
>Wurm has been signing documents in crayon

>> No.18899400

>>18899295
>>18899301
>>18899307
>>18899392
>injured in an accident?
>call the law offices of Wurm, Worm, and Worm now!

>> No.18899413

>>18899400
>scribbled on the bottom of their advertisements, like it was a last minute afterthought, is "you are also allowed to call if you were injured in not an accident!!", complete with double exclamation marks

>> No.18899414

>>18899373
Too be fair I was trying to keep the pose simple since sookmo doesn't speak English and uses Google translate.

>> No.18899431

>>18899126
I missed Chocolate wurm. Can someone post a link?

Was she anything like a Gummy Wurm?

>> No.18899442

>>18895360
>Got-dangit I tell ya h'what I am happily married.
>I also, in good faith, cannot enter this relationship if you do not tolerate clean burning and efficient fuel like propane.
>Mister Strickland this girl ain't right

>> No.18899449

>>18899413
My heart

>> No.18899452
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>> No.18899458

>>18899202
OH FUCK

>> No.18899461

>>18899452
Gonna breed that cow

>> No.18899468

>>18899442
>Catches wans digging holes in his lawn
>Bwahhh.png

Hank hill in a MG world would just be precious

>> No.18899476

>>18899356
>>18899374
Your wife is very cute and abominable!

>> No.18899478

>>18899468
>So are you Mist Continent or Zipangu?

>> No.18899481

>>18899202
Fixed
Jesus

>> No.18899485
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>>18899452
I want her to sit on/smother me. Purely for research purposes, of course.

>> No.18899505
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>People with insomnia are forced to marry sheep
>MGs with insomnia are force to sleep with sheep in the not fun way

On one hand insomnia has met it's match but on the other it comes at a cost of freedom.

>> No.18899518

>>18899505
The wool works even when sheared off and is used for bedding.

>> No.18899519

>>18899414
Don't get me wrong, it's a nice picture and Guants are olev. When they came out they made me consider whether Shogs would remain my favorite.

>> No.18899521

>>18899505
>sleep with sheep in the not fun way
Pure sleep with sheep is plenty fun.

>> No.18899522
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18899522

sip

>> No.18899568 [DELETED] 

Name a better dragon: I'll wait.

>> No.18899572

>>18899568
..Compared to who?

>> No.18899575

>>18899568
Ravioli?

>> No.18899591

>>18899568
It's so small that can't see it

>> No.18899594
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>>18899572
>>18899575
Dammit, forgot pic.

>> No.18899618

>>18899522
why sip when you can succ?

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>>18899594
>>18899568
>Name a better dragon
Easy, see pic related

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>>18899652
But Jabberwock can't give you full-body hugs.

>> No.18899680

Stoner cow
Do her now

>> No.18899684
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>>18899618

>> No.18899704
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>>18899652
Best Dragon, biggest butt.

>> No.18899717
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>>18899568
does this count?

>> No.18899719

>>18899680
No

>> No.18899721

>>18899704
>confused Zombie dragon moans

>> No.18899724

>>18899704
There where so many great girls in that show.

>> No.18899726

>>18899717
Disgusting, looks like it came out from Drawn Together

>> No.18899736

>>18899717
nice manface

>> No.18899742
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>>18899721
Best undead.

>> No.18899743

>>18899726
nani?
>>18899736
i don't see it.

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>>18899518
It works to a lesser extent, insomnia is too hardcore for such things.

Need the source for that shit.

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>>18899747
http://mgewiki.com/w/Weresheep_Wool

>> No.18899782

>>18899724
>perfect pure girl
>perfect thirsty girl
>perfect incest girl
>perfect playful girl
>perfect anal retentive girl
>perfect slore
There's an excellent girl for every taste.

>> No.18899787
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>> No.18899791

>>18899787
>Handholding
That's only the beginning.

>> No.18899792

>>18899742
Easily. I wanna make mine dance seductively for me for hours on end.

>> No.18899800

>>18899468
>>18899478
>We Ryuujin
>Reusin'?
>Ryuujin, mean we from Ryugu-jo, a small turtle-locked country under the sea
>So are ya Mist Continent or Zipangan?

>What you think I work for Hank?
>'This is Miss Kuang, she's Zipangan'
>'NO SHE AIN'T. SHE'S RYUUJIN. AIN'T YOU MISSUS KUANG?'

>> No.18899812

>>18899742
Why is the red one crying?

>> No.18899826

>>18899800
>”I CAME IN FITTY SUCCS IN ‘NAM”

>> No.18899830

>>18899826
>"They took my Shins and Seed!"

>> No.18899837

That is got to be the most out of place thing I've seen referenced here.

>> No.18899855
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>On their anniversary Manticore-sensei brings her husband, Anon, to orgasm in five minutes. However, with the application of Manticore-sensei's venom, Anon's refractory period is effectively negated. Assuming that each successive orgasm of Anon's will take 50% longer to reach than the previous and that Anon can achieve six orgasms before passing out in Manticore-sensei's grip, how long will their session last?

>> No.18899870

>>18899812
She's glad her stuck up big sister finally got a husband.

There's a couple referring to him as a Dragon killer so he might have killed her but she came back as a Dragon Zombie and fell for him.

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>>18899771
>Posts the wool from the wiki

You damn well know what I meant you son of a triscuit. Unless you don't in which case I'm sorry for your disability and I hope Unicorns become a real thing so you can be cured.

>> No.18899875

>>18899826
Also, it was World War 2.

>> No.18899885

>>18898163
Do you think the doctor sleeps with his nurse wrapped around him?

>> No.18899888

>>18899826
>Meets his Ryuu half-sister Juni
>BWAAAAAAAA
>[ Bwaa In Zipangu ]

>> No.18899907

>>18899888
>"I build Automatons."

>> No.18899947

>>18898163
Doctor are you sure this will work?

>> No.18899950

>>18899855
When am I ever going to use this class?

>> No.18900020

>>18899950
It's a class for Order city refugees who think Manticores literally eat people.

>> No.18900045

>>18899855
>~20.34 hours
Manticore-sensei is scary!

>> No.18900069

>>18900045
NERD

>> No.18900071

>>18899855
>104 minutes
He needs more stamina.

>> No.18900073

>>18900045
Oh wait I did the math wrong. I counted the time since the first orgasm instead of only the previous one. It's only a bit over half an hour corrected. Manticore-sensei is not so scary anymore.

>this is the shit I'm doing in uni hours

>> No.18900074
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>>18900020
Don't Manticores themselves like to psych their victims into thinking that?

>> No.18900086

>>18900020
I don't know the paladin down the street says he's seen one swallow a man in one go.

>> No.18900104

>>18900045
>>18900073
incorrect

>>18900071
correct

>> No.18900124

>>18900104
>I said half an hour when I meant to say hour and a half
Im getting flashbacks of highschool as to why raising my hand was never worth it

>> No.18900126
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TRAITOR-KUNS BTFO.

>> No.18900150
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>> No.18900159

>>18900126
You're barking up the wrong tree if you want to complain about "traitors" here. But then again, you're probably the spammy Redditor that's been shitting this place up for the past few months.

>> No.18900190
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18900190

Please don't forget her.

>> No.18900207

>>18900190
My imps need some meat to them if they want the loving

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>>18900190
But I never did.

>> No.18900220
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18900220

Evil cat not so evil after getting impregnated.

>> No.18900225

>>18900220
Evil cat and Jeanne both need kids.
Angel Jeanne would be cute

>> No.18900239

>18900126
>trying to use the literal meaning of a metaphor to prove his point even though it goes against the authors obvious intentions, that he has clarified on numerous occasions.
>with a translated work
Finals are coming up soon, anon. Don't you have more important things to do than wasting our time?

>> No.18900247
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18900247

Slimes with bangs are sexy.

>> No.18900248
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>>18900124
well, it's a power series (subset of Taylor series) of finite order and the first attempt was applied as a compounded exponential series.


themoreyouknow.png

>> No.18900251

>>18900220
>continuation of the 'walked in on' images

hnnnng

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18900261

All hail the Pharaoh.

>> No.18900263

>>18900248
I'm a uni student, I'm not meant to know anything other than my name.

>> No.18900265

>>18899947
>"Yes, I'm pretty sure I've made the sedative strong enough this time"

>> No.18900281

>>18900256
Maids being suspicious of household cleaning appliances is cute.

>> No.18900300

>>18900150
Knex?

>> No.18900301

>>18900281
That it is, although all maids must remember that they are able to get a body that master likes.

>> No.18900313

>>18900301
So what they should really be afraid of is the vacuum turning into a tsukumogami.

>> No.18900322

>>18899242
>Beast's dyslexia
Wait i thought they were joking, he actually has that?

>> No.18900324

>>18900281
What if it's a cute little automaton that calls her mama?

>> No.18900326

>>18900313
Yes.
Or the Roomba getting corrupted and becoming an automaton

>> No.18900370

Ever want to just grab a Kikimora by the throat and fuck her like an animal, ignoring her squirming and protests that slowly turn into moans and leglocking?

>> No.18900375

>>18900370
No, choking a shit

>> No.18900380
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>>18900261
No.

>> No.18900382

>>18900370
Not really. They are for gentle loving

>> No.18900388

>>18900370
Yes, hair pulling and leaving handprints on her ass are a must too.

>> No.18900390
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>>18899400
When is KC gonna do an actual earthworm girl?

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>> No.18900395

>>18900324
Then of course it's strict education in the ways of the maid whenever the Master is looking, followed by doting whenever she thinks he can't see.

>> No.18900396

>>18900392
She's my number wan

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>>18900396
Hotdogs are number wan

>> No.18900402
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>>18900392
Based Nanostar.

>> No.18900403

>>18900388
What species would wear a handprint from husband’s hand slapping/spanking her ass like a badge of pride in public?

>> No.18900404

>>18900370
Not by the throat, anyway. You gotta have more class than that. Just holding her is enough. Hands fondling and caressing every curve on her body like trying to massage a jiang-shi. Nothing forceful, just delicate but intoxicating enough that she's left panting for more.

>> No.18900407

>>18900400
Yep, be they shortstack, oppai loli, or strongfat

>> No.18900408
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>>18900403

>> No.18900418
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>>18900400
And they’re on sale! 2 for $5 every Thursday! Chili Dogs only $3.50!

>> No.18900420

>18900322
Beast's dyslexia is very real but it's less of a detriment to him than even the shittier writers that often get name dropped here.

>> No.18900428

>>18900403
All of them, obviously.

>> No.18900429

>>18900403
A formerly desperate CC turned wife.
Imagine a big elegant vampire angrily lifting up her dress to show your handprint on her booty.
>”There!!! See?! I-I have no shame for being marked by my husband! It is a sign of our unbreakable bond! I-in fact, I would like him to leave MORE marks on me! It’s the natural order of things, so there! I-I’m not ashamed!!!”

>> No.18900430

>>18900074
Yeah. They love the frightened faces of men thinking she'll eat him up and the surprised look of him getting pumped by her tail.

>> No.18900437

>>18900429
Flustered vampire insisting that she's the one supposed to be biting you on the neck, not the other way around, when?

>> No.18900442

>>18900403
Baphomet using it to show her Familiar underlings how her imouto charms are so strong that her onii-chan couldn't resist her.
Complete with all the Familiars and Witches letting out an excited "kyyaaaa"

>> No.18900443

>>18900430
That’s why Manticores blessed with Tailicus Bulbus Gigantia disorder savor just lumping their tails in front of the man and asking what he thinks is gonna go in there as it slowly throbs and squelches

>> No.18900448
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>>18898163
Pretty snek

I also find it hilarious that Z-ton draws the LN stuff and Thomas does the manga.

>> No.18900451

>>18900442
>Smug Baphomet sitting in her nii-chan’s lap
>”They were ecstatic! They had stars in their eyes!”
>”Baphy-chan, don’t familiars always have stars in their eyes?”
>she pouts and punches his arm lightly
>”Yeah but they woulda had em anyway!”

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An apple a day keeps the paladin away.

>> No.18900464

>>18900437
Half a minute in she’d be switching from “Why are you doing that?!” to “Please don’t stop!!!”

>> No.18900467

>>18900451
Would humour her with some headpats and kisses before going for some more rough sex.

>> No.18900476
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Have you paid tribue to your goddess lately.

>> No.18900477

>>18900429
Aside from mamonobanana, how would monsters mark you as theirs?

>> No.18900480

>>18900476
Not until I get the chubby Hebi she promised me.

>> No.18900481

>>18900477
My sadistic Apophisfu wouldn’t let me leave the house without a leash and several bite marks leaking venom on my neck and torso

>> No.18900486
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>>18900477
Merrows make you wear their hat.

>> No.18900492

>>18900481
That’s hot.

Precious snowboys need to be kept on a leash lest they misbehave in the Night Realm.

>> No.18900496

>>18900486
I want to take that hat

>> No.18900512

>>18900476
Do cum tributes count?

>> No.18900515

>>18900496
Anon, please, at least take her on a date first.

>> No.18900525
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>>18900496
Anon no! She literally can't live without her hat.

>> No.18900559
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>> No.18900563

>>18900496
Look anon, you either give her the hat, or you give her your life. What’s it going to be?

Actually, hold the fuck up. How does a hat stay on underwater?

>> No.18900567

>>18900496
I want to cum in her hat.

>> No.18900569

>>18900559
Would she be upset if I called her our little sneklet?

>> No.18900571

>>18900563
Remember it is a magical hat gifted by Poseidon/sea bishops, is it being able to stay on underwater so unbelievable when that is considered?

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>>18900563

>> No.18900581

>>18900567
You do realize you’ll be the one eventually wearing it right?

>> No.18900583

>>18900525
>can't naturally live
>literally needs life support
Wow, merrows suck

>> No.18900599
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>>18900583
Technically sandworms live on life support too.

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>> No.18900607

>>18900599
I want to tickle the roof of both her mouths simultaneously.

>> No.18900617

>image spammer still going strong

>> No.18900644

>>18900576
I want to bully the smug off druella

>> No.18900651
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18900651

Touch the cow.
DO IT NOW.

>> No.18900652

>>18900603
No daughter dicking under my roof.

>> No.18900679

>>18900603
I wouldn’t mind being an adopted son to a family of Hellhounds.

>> No.18900680

>>18900651
I want a muscle cow and chub cow

>> No.18900686

>>18900644
How would one bully a Lilim? They could literally make you cum with the snap of her fingers.

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>> No.18900708

>>18900680
So a Minotaur and a Holstaur?
And they’re cousins and the Mino playfully bullies the Holst until the Holst hits back with an age joke leaving the older (by five years only) Mino almost crying and wants to cuddle with you for longer?

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>>18900686
Eat a ton of these and mating press until smug is gone

>> No.18900720

>>18900708
Yes.
Except the mino is the chub cow and the holst is the muscle cow.

The minotaur acts like a rough and tumble tomboy while the holst is a wife type

>> No.18900723
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Chocolate succubi make the world go round.

>> No.18900730

>>18900723
Then why don’t you post some?

>> No.18900736

>>18900686
Neck nibbling, ear nibbling, ASMR and whispered "I love you"s.

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>> No.18900753

>>18900710
>eating something that phallic
Maximum gay

>> No.18900766

>>18900753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xte_NjXsjIw

>> No.18900776
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I would give anything for my own cute automaton girl waiting for me everyday at home, loving me unconditionally for all eternity

>> No.18900780

>>18900753
Just cut it up then and use it for some recipe like as a pizza topping.

>> No.18900783 [DELETED] 

>>18900603
>>18900693
>>18900741
Kill yourself already.

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>>18900783
You seem upset.

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>>18900730

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>>18900791
>blyat
Speak AMERICAN you fucking bitch.

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>We'll never have a Steve Irwin styled commentary as he observes a Thunderbird attempting to traditionally woo a male via a mating song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG7e3-jm3UU
>He'll never explain how they work in groups known as "Wingbands" that help each member obtain mates

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>>18900844
What? It's clearly in English. Because I had it translated from cheeki breeki.

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>>18900874
My apologies. I only looked at the thumbnail.

>> No.18900892

>>18900889
silly cat

>> No.18900895

>>18900889
you attempted to read text that small from a thumbnail.

>> No.18900899

>>18900844
>sneak up on your graceful kiki maid in an attempt to finally catch her off guard
>she's humming happily, stirring some kind of sauce in a huge pan
>everything is so picture perfect, you're momentarily dumbfounded at the fact that she's yours
>she takes a small taste of the sauce, delicately bringing it to her lips
>sudden yells of blyat and other unintelligible russian swearwords
How do you approach this situation?

>> No.18900905

>>18900753
O shit u right

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>> No.18900919

>>18900895
you're dumb, he obviously just thought it was the russian version from the thumbnail since everybodies more familiar with that version

>> No.18900932

>>18900599
>Technically sandworms live on life support too.
How so?

>> No.18900938

>>18900911
Who is this lady inviting me to the jinko lands?

>> No.18900952
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>>18900776
My nigger.

>> No.18900958

>>18900938
She’s actually a Jinko too, she just has her polymorph spell still on.

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>> No.18900983

>>18900958
I don't believe you!
A jinko diplomat would never reduce herself to such lows!

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>>18900932
Without her shell she would die.

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>Not even a pity you for Irwin, Thunderbird, or rock music

Tough crowd today.

>> No.18900995

>>18900987
Well, yeah. It's her body.

>> No.18901001

>>18900987
I'd say that's closer to ripping off her skin than removing life support.

>> No.18901003

>>18900992
People are assuming all images are spam.

>> No.18901005

>>18900911
Humie girl in the middle is the finest one in the picture.

>> No.18901025

>>18900983
It’s only a problem if her secret is revealed. Clearly, whoever she’s speaking to will never leave.

>> No.18901035

>>18901025
But anon, if I never leave then how are my cubs going to see their grandparents?

>> No.18901045

>>18900987
>When someone responds to you with OC you made
I'd have to agree with >>18901001 though. The shell is part of her body, not much different in how a turtle's shell.

>> No.18901058

>>18900159
>the spammy Redditor that's been shitting this place up for the past few months.
I haven't been here in a while. What's the story on this new boogeyman you guys are using now?

>> No.18901129

>>18901058
How could it be a boogeyman when an actual Redditor has been spamming shit here? On another note, it's fairly often when shitters like you immediately hop to a shitposters defense.

>> No.18901145

>>18901058
Not the guy you're responding to but there's a guy spamming file names that are literally taken from a monster girl subreddit and also tends to make mindless posts with images people have seen before with no text accompanying them.
For a while he was spamming screenshots of garbage from space battles but now he seems to be making an effort to blend in, abet poorly while still being a faggot.

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Don't forget to give your lamia nurse plenty of attention.

>> No.18901167

>>18901157
Not too much though, or she might get the wrong idea. Gotta maintain professional distance, after all.

>> No.18901170

>>18900899
back away slowly and hope she didn't see me

>> No.18901174

>>18901157
z-ton go and stay go

>> No.18901177

>>18901174
Don't worry, he's not writing it

>> No.18901205

>>18901170
>She turns and sees you walking away
>”Oh, honey, wait No, I CAN EXPLAIN!”

>> No.18901213

>>18901157
I want a snake chiropractic.

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SHOT TO THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME

>> No.18901234

I am a simple man of simple tastes
I want to be stepped on by an elf

>> No.18901235

>>18901145
I see. Thanks for the info.
>>18901129
>How could it be a boogeyman
Not defending the guy, but you are using him like a boogeyman.

>> No.18901236

It’s like someone is training a bot to simulate these threads.

>> No.18901259

>>18901234
And I wan a meaty snake and muscle snake to wrap me up in the evening.

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>>18901234
>implying they'll stop at stepping

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>>18901157
And do the right thing when your childhood friend snek makes a move on you

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>>18901284
Oh I'll do the right thing alright.

>> No.18901305

>>18901264
Sounds pretty kinky, go on.

>> No.18901314
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>> No.18901325

>>18901305
You are no longer able to perform your fundamental purpose as a male human being.

>> No.18901328

>>18901325
I'm no longer able to open jars?

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>>18901325
>CBT
Get out of here Space Jin.

>> No.18901330

>18901314
>Anonymous
>Added lines are Violated Hero
Really gets your Wurms burrowing.

>> No.18901331

>>18901329
>>18901328
I’m talking about creating human offspring you sillies!

>> No.18901332

>>18901330
One must be careful, loli wurms sometimes burrow into the backyards of people.

>> No.18901339

>>18901332
What should you do if one appears in your backyard?

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>>18901331
>implying castration wouldn't be a capital offense in the MGE world

>> No.18901352

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Diu2N8TGKA

>When you go to the Undead Kingdom and the Wights decide to give their beloveds a taste of the 'dance of our people'
>TFW the entire banquet hall devolves into chaos and madness when they form a dance line on the table and start doing the Can-Can
>When you notice garters and thigh high hose are pretty much on all the ladies

>> No.18901354

>>18901339
Shoo her off.
If you're polite they won't be sad, although its highly discouraged to give them any sweets, they'll come back if you do

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>>18901339
Alert her parents.

>> No.18901388

>>18901339
Encourage her to pursue her dreams of going to law school.

>> No.18901389

>>18901352
Maybe the dance of the vastly less sophisticated human wights.

As a side note, how do you think Offenbach would have felt about the use of his song? I just did a quick google and he seems like the kind of guy to appreciate it.

>> No.18901392

>>18901346
stop posting this.

>> No.18901409

>>18901389
He would probably be mildly amused whereas a composer like Beethoven would be in autistic rage of the twisting of his creation.

Do keep in mind the Can-Can music we all know and love is actually the final part of the Overture of Orpheus in the Underworld. So again, he'd probably be amused. Possibly even delighted. Composers tend to be queer fellows.

>> No.18901410

>>18901387
wtf am I looking at

>> No.18901416

>>18901339
Be careful about feeding or petting the Wurm, they will return.

Just tell her that you can tell she's a very smart wurm and that smart wurms don't explore the same tunnels twice

>> No.18901427

>>18901416
>she's so happy about being praised for once she just digs parallel tunnels into your background everyday

>> No.18901434

>>18901410
A normal MG family.

>> No.18901446

>>18901427
Uh oh, she really is a smart wurm

>> No.18901453

>>18901427
THat's actually kind of clever.

>> No.18901459

>>18901388
Jokes on you when 10 years later she's representing you in court

>> No.18901474

>>18901409
A short gaze at his wiki, implies he spends lavishly on his live productions and so I think he'd appreciate the energy given to the dance of the can can

>> No.18901478

>>18901453
I really like the idea of dumb Wurms that have a surprising level of base cunning.

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>>18901352
>Implying the Undead wouldn't be jamming to Serenade for Strings

>> No.18901486

>>18901478
That's how I run them, not book smart (because they really don't need to be) but still quite cunning

>> No.18901491

>>18901483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQsgE0L450

>> No.18901503

>>18901478
>Wurm lawyer is surprisingly good at her job not because she has anything memorized or works though complicated trial logic, but just because she happens to think of loopholes and strategies no reasonably-educated lawyer would ever attempt

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>>18901483
THICC wight.

>> No.18901518
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Left or right?

>> No.18901521

>>18901427
>that was a fluke
>Decide to give her a rubix cube and tell her to come back when each side is the same color
>She comes back with the colors peeled off each side leaving the cube black
>Before you can even facepalm you see her looking up at you with those wide expectant eyes
>Relent and give her a head pat
>Now you have a loli wurm coming back for daily riddles and headpats

>> No.18901524

>>18901518
Left, because less is more.

>> No.18901528

>>18901518
Right without hesitation.

>> No.18901531

>>18901486
exactly how they should be

>> No.18901533

How do elves dance? What is the "dance of the elven people"? I'm having a hard time imagining it. Looking on youtube just has a bunch of oriental inspired shit. Belly dancing is not a traditional elf dance, no matter how good they make make it.

>> No.18901539

>>18901533
Probably traditional Nordic/Germanic/Slavic/Baltic/Celtic pagan dancing.

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>>18901329

>> No.18901549

>>18901531
Yep.
A CC wurm may not have some formal education but she'd be just as clever as any other doragon.
and have a chest to rival them as well.

>> No.18901565

>>18901521
>Decide to give her a rubix cube and tell her to come back when each side is the same color
That's not fair, could you solve a rubix cube at her age?

>> No.18901574

>>18901539
I don't know the others, but to speak on celtic dances, I think the elves are too graceful, subdued and flowing for all those energetic bouncy kicks the celts do. It's a dance that better suits peasants and tavern wenches, and I'm not being dicky when I say that. It's got that real, high energy feel. I mean you wouldn't imagine the concubines/wives of an irish king dancing like that.

>> No.18901579

>>18901518
left

>> No.18901599

>>18901521
My heart.

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>Imagine, if you will, a three by seven inch wooden frame -- a frame that's a gateway to a world of imagination. Wipe your mind on the welcome mat. You're about to enter Wonderland.

>> No.18901605

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that just because a dark elf dresses leather and has the formal title of mistress doesn't mean she's into BDSM, that's just a stereotype.

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>>18901602
>mfw heard that in Rod Serling's voice
>pull on cigarette

>> No.18901629

Defeating a lizardman through underhanded means!

>> No.18901638

I want to drift to sleep while running my hand through a loli lich's fluffy hair after repeatedly making her cum from anal sex.

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Remember anons, you don't have to outswim the shark, just your buddy.

>> No.18901642

>>18901629
Gonna make her a big, soft breeding toy and snuggle buddy

>> No.18901660

>>18901640
Jokes on me, because my buddy is a horrible swimmer and he loves sharkgirls.

>> No.18901671

>>18901629
>Her face years later when she realizes you beat her through trickery but she's got three happily little daughterus

>> No.18901680

>>18901565
I can't now!
Unfortunately wurm-chan does not play fair

>> No.18901701

>>18901629
she never did specify what type of combat would be taking place

>> No.18901729

>>18901640
>using mersharks to shitpost instead of mermaids
You're very bad at covering your tracks.

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>>18901616
>posts my girl who also happens to be best girl

You're all right friend. Stay away from my waifu.

>> No.18901765

>>18901518
Both?

>> No.18901776

>>18901638
What’s with the assumption that lolis like anal? I never understood it.

>> No.18901778

>>18901776
They don’t want to try to make the body of a girl less than 10 years old carry a baby to term

>> No.18901787

>>18901778
Yes but, why lewd lolis anyway? It’s just not right, why wouldn’t you go after an older woman who can take anal and birth daughterus instead?

>> No.18901807

>>18901787
I don’t get it either. I hate lolis.

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>>18895399
>>18895515
>>18895540
>>18895653
>>18895665
>>18895678
>>18895695
>>18895739
Saved, friends. That was too precious.

>> No.18901849

>>18901831
What’s going on with the moon?

>> No.18901854
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>>18901831
This wolfu deserves many cubs.

>> No.18901857

>>18901849
They don't have a weakling rabbit for their moon animal.
>>18901854
Cubs shouldn't be having cubs.

>> No.18901882

>>18901857
She'll be a grown woman eventually.

>> No.18901923

>You'll never have a nightly ritual of inseminating your Shoggoth maid before falling asleep in her gooey embrace

>> No.18901933

Sorry I haven't been to this general since it was on /a/. But I wanted to know if people here consider succubi monster girls still?

I wrote the first chapter in a succubus story and wanted to know if it was ok to post here.

>> No.18901948

>>18901933
succubi are the quintessential monstergirl. please post, but we're slow lately so don't expect immediate feedback.

>> No.18901953

I will beat the "Most daugherus birthed by an echidna" guiness record!

>> No.18901955

I would just like to remind you all that monster girls are important.

>> No.18901957

>>18901923
I would like to fall asleep in a Shog hammock on a warm day with a cool breeze. No stress, no rush, just me and my Shog taking a long nap between whichever trees look inviting.

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>>18901933
Of course they are.

>> No.18901968

>>18901933
Nope. The only acceptable girls are Cu Siths and Cait Siths. Everything else is cosplay tier.

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>>18901933
Succubi of the MGE variety are top-tier.

>> No.18901983

>>18901960
>>18901948
>>18901933
https://pastebin.com/bpnVM7qh

I think I went a little too subtle, possibly thinking of adding more physical features and magic effects. Like maybe a tail flickers out.
Or save that for CH2.

Also without a name maybe 'her' gets a little old as a pronoun.

Feedback appreciated.

>> No.18902005
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Best Pizza in town, fastest deliveries in town, best vegetarian pizza options in town too. How can other MG pizza joints even compete?

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Man, I wanted to like this because the female lead:
>Lamia
>Childhood friend
>Albino
>Likes to drink

But gods below, LNs are written so terribly. Why are they written so terribly? It feels like I'm reading something from an introductory writing class. I guess I'll just wait for more manga chapters to come out.

>> No.18902021

>>18902012
Because that's what light novels are. They're churned out by the thousands by total amateurs, who write them for other total amateurs to read. Only a few ever manage to git gud, and fewer still start good from the beginning.
The manga seems a little better, but there's only one chapter out.

>> No.18902034

>>>/i/540630

>> No.18902037

>>18901983
I do like glory holes.

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>>18901968

>> No.18902097
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>>18902005
>vegetarian

>> No.18902098

>>18901983
It's harder to give feedback on shorter stories like this, but regardless, I still enjoyed it, and there's obviously room for improvement. The concept was pretty nice, the duality between priest/succubus is always great and you wrote it very well.

Like with most writing, it could do with a bit more proofreading (like on the last sentence of the first paragraph having a few errors, and in the fourth paragraph, with you accidentally using "first" instead of "fire"). Overall though, these things aren't too troublesome and don't really detract from the story.

A couple of other things. Starting a sentence with "And" isn't a great idea, it's better to either have a comma before or find a better way to word the start of the sentence so watch out for that. The use of something like "glub glub glub" in prose to describe a sound is also not great, so I'd recommend again finding a more nuanced way of doing that (I will admit it did make me laugh from how silly it felt, though).

Overall I really liked it, hopefully you stick around and write more. Good luck!

>> No.18902106
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>>18902005
Slower, yes, but meat pizza is worth it.

>> No.18902122

>>18902106
And the delivery girl is cuter!

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>>18902122
If a little rough around the edges at time.

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>> No.18902162

>>18902144
And this is why only sandworms and p'orcs can hope to best a succubus at a hotdog eating contest.

>> No.18902172

I want to unite two warring families of mofu yakuza by seducing both boss' daughters.

>> No.18902217

>>18902106
How does that succ breathe? She's got no nose!

>> No.18902231
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>D-Don't get it wrong on purpose! You dummy!

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>> No.18902269
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>>18902266
Mini Girls are cute.

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>>18902266
>>18902269
>Your other figures?
>I threw them away for you!

>> No.18902328

>>18900776
What was the point of that mole? was it really necessary?

>> No.18902329

>>18902326
WE COULD HAVE SOLD THEM

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