/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Are you still scared of spiders?

Maids are olev

Reminder that Ochis make the best same species harem

>>18869340
Piss off.

>>18869351
Would be fun to make them duel each other to see who gets to sleep on my bed with me.

>>18869360
>A cheshire too jaded to meme

>>18869360
>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>18869338
No

>>18869370
That it would, although you'd need to make sure you heal the losers.

The awkward part would be seeing if the naginata twins would count as a single person seeing as they base their entire style around there being two of them

>>18869338
I stopped that ages ago, but ones that are immune to tactical shoes worry me.

https://i.imgur.com/tyGLUQJ.png
https://i.imgur.com/3bLz7Se.png

Second set of three recently finished! This time its of Dellu!

Would you like to meet your future wife at childhood?

The softest

>>18869393
Those better be fertility pills and not birth control meds.

>>18869380
I see your ban finally ended.

>>18869393
>pill bottles

>>18869400
Definitely the softest, but arguably the smelliest.

>>18869338
>>18869383
I hate spiders.

>>18869338
Yes, but fuzzy cow tarantulas are cute!

>>18869400
No, this is.

>>18869390
Oh of course. They'd recieve a quick healing before I went to bed with the winner, who would have a chance to win a daughter!

That's even better. Two girls is a no so having them fight each other to see how it goes would be amazing.

>>18869427
Would be interesting considering they'd be of almost equal skill, although I imagine their fellow warriors may make light of their situation.

>>18869410
Its a mix of fertility pills and aphrodisiacs anon!

>>18869412
Got a problem anon?

I want to take a lamia to a Diamondbacks game! Long hair looks beautiful pulled back into a ponytail and put through a baseball cap.

>>18869396
>Loli Vampire x Shota Butler
That has the potential to be absurdly cute, especially if anon's new mistress gives off the impression when he meets her that she's going to be cruel and domineering but she's actually a huge cuddlebug who's excited to have a constant companion.

>>18869415
But its a pleasant smell.

>>18869421
They're both soft and huggable.

Marry the dwarf?

>>18869461
I like my dwarfs as rough and tumble shortstacks

>>18869454
>But its a pleasant smell.
Yeah, if you're a PERVERT. Even she thinks it smells bad!

>>18869396
Only if it’s through some time travel. I don’t like significant age gaps.

>>18869461
You posted this because Verne Troyer died didn't you?

Just how big could I get a hellhounds hounds with ultra high purity holst milk?

>>18869396
I'd like to meet my future wife at her childhood if you know what I mean

>>18869489
Big enough that you could use them to block her line of sight
Just note that this triples, if not quadruples, her ability to bully you with her tits.

>>18869498
>Just note that this triples, if not quadruples, her ability to bully you with her tits.
You say that like if it is a bad thing
>A hellhound with a rack even larger than this and she knows she can park them on top of any part of your body.

>>18869530
Well, it is when she's in her workout clothes and its hugging her bust so tightly that the things look like they could burst free at any moment

>>18869461
Needs more toddlercon.

"S-Sorry, Anon! I got you some ice cream, but it's already melting..."

>18869557(You)

>>18869577
You know, while good old soft serve is good, I'm more partial to this thing called Glaciers.
It's basically a scoop of ice cream in a slushy (and some slushies come in actually sour, sour apple flavors) so the wife would be safe if we got that.

>>18869546
>In spats and a really tight sports bra she bought only 2 days before.
>Pins you under her chest as she demands you take responsibility and watch as her chest has another growth spurt and bursts through her sports bra

>>18869595
Exactly!
How terrifying is that?
Not to mention her friends may be poking fun about her coming from the Lust portion of the underworld.

Course, one can't just have her be unbalanced with a fantastic top but mediocre rear.

>>18869604
If anyone can break stat balancing for an absurd heavy top and an equally fantastic and bottomheavy rear, she can

>>18869624
>that bulbous negroid nose

>>18869449
I, for one, would like to have a monstergirl that acts as she looks like she would.

>>18869577
Where are her underpants?

>>18869632
I don't see a bulbous nose?

>>18869632
Anon, I think you've gotten too used to artists drawing "dash" noses. Or none at all.

>>18869624
The stat balance isn't the only balance she's going to break.

>>18869632
O B S E S S E D

>>18869450
Dorafs are wonderful.

>>18869649
>>18869651
>>18869660
>biting the bait

>>18869421
Bakunyeti encourages feeling her snuggle lumps

>>18869664
Would build a harem/personal dairy source from them

>>18869338
I want to tell her yes so she can dominate me

Smoke some DE and chill

>>18869682
4/20 was yesterday dummy.

>>18869682
Smoke hobo DE more like vaping to me

>>18869682
>Hey kid, wanna smoke DE with us?
>No thanks, I’m already an Alp

>>18869396
Childhood friend is best, try to prove me wrong.

>>18869682
You kids will smoke anything these days.

>>18869694
Childhood friends are boring.
Its more interesting meeting a nice lady at a bar, and exploring her past, likes and dislikes

>>18869696
Not just smoke, but drink too. Yesterday I heard about vhs tape tea and it was pretty amazing what people do in search of new drugs.

>>18869682
I want a Nura with a really weird body type for a monster girl

>>18869698
Have we got any stories about meeting MGs in a bar?

>>18869698
But childhood friends are more innocent and vanilla

>>18869722
But too boring. It's nice when you spicy it up with some drama and life problems, discovering new things as you go on and helping one another.

>>18869698
I want to meet a cute Glacies at an ice bar run by her Ice Queen mom

>>18869486
I'll marry him in heaven
RIP

>>18869732
The frozen mofu queen of the north runs a fine establishment!

>>18869753
Is she pretending to be queen while the real queen is off on a honeymoon?

>>18869717
Plank chest, flat butt and no muscles or pudge to speak of!

>>18869738
FUCKING 3DPDS DO NOT DESERVE THE HOLY TEXT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18869757
That poor fox can't handle the cold in the real Ice Queen's skimpy ice clothes, she's shaking!

>>18869757
Where Snow Kingdoms and large kitsune populations collide, you may find the elusive Arctic Fox Queen.

>>18869757
What if the crown makes any girl into a frigid version of themselves?

>>18869720
Outside of LN art and the one with the succubus on a drunken rant, nothing.

>>18869766
A good start.
One always needs a blank slate to work with.

>18869768
>Frogposting

>>18869738
>ANN
I hate those shitters.

>>18869773
She just needs to hug her tail for warmth then.

>>18869778
Sounds like a cursed item.
But does it mean that a pharaoh given the crown becomes an ice queen?

>>18869779
She seems to find her serf's request unamusing

>>18869698
>>18869726
Neither are as interesting as meeting a nice loli over the age gap.

>>18869791
>But does it mean that a pharaoh given the crown becomes an ice queen?
Likely so, but the crown never finds itself outside of frosty locales.

>>18869781
>the one with the succubus on a drunken rant
Link?

>>18869791
That would explain Coldnubis

>>18869796
Fuck that noise
I can't stand lolis

>>18869796
I love loli but I much prefer the whole spell of pedomorphasis thing where they actually have an adult mind.

>>18869817
>pedomorphasis
?

>>18869828
Actual spell the Sabbath uses to make new folks lolis

>>18869799
https://pastebin.com/saYcSdmc

>>18869698
What if you met an alluring, mysterious lady at a bar and gradually learn about her, only to eventually find out she's that dorky childhood friend who moved away?

How would your monster girls react to the ugly days of a relationship: the ones where that Mist Continent food you ate yesterday gives you a case of the vomits, or the ones where the lunch you bought off that Chupacabra girl gives you Montezuma's Revenge?

>>18869886
Probably tell them to just ignore me for a bit.
I've gotten quite used to taking care of myself when I'm that sick, although if I get a case of the fever sleeps she'll need to ignore me doing crazy talk or sleeping on the floor

>>18869886
Mamono mana anon, as one with a disease that makes this happen to me all too often, I'd have mamono mana completely erase the need for anything that sort of bathroom related in a heartbeat. I mean, I already headcanon that monstergirls have no need for those bathroom things, so it's not too much of a stretch to imagine they pass that on with marriage and stuff.

>>18869886
Dragons are very overly protective so I can imagine she'd get way too clingy and worried about me even if it's just something that will go away in a day. It might be the perfect chance for me to see her wearing a nurse outfit though, just seeing that would cheer me up.

>>18848716
W-wait, I ask the questions, not answer them!

Sharks.

>>18869928
He's gonna need a bigger tank.

>>18869393
A wonderful night it has been. Another commission i've been waiting for has came in!

https://i.imgur.com/DevXIVG.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/qAEOpDj.jpg

>>18869927
>loli riddlecat
C U T E

>>18869927
That's quite nice.

i want to marry a CC or DIRE vampire!

>>18869927
>A-Ah! That's a correct answer!
>No fair!

>>18869393
>>18869943
It's always nice to see more of your mice anon. If you don't mind me asking, how much have you spent on them so far?

>>18869943
Looks like you have a bloody nose, runs all the way down your chin.

>>18869927
She's not so smug now!
Welcome back, LN.

>>18869928
Deserve headpats.

>>18869943
Who's the artist?

>>18869927
Way too cute to keep

>>18869927
So all her question asking and smug is to hide her own insecurities?
Makes sense.
Gonna grope that cat

Evil cat not so evil after getting her tail pulled!

>>18869954
Why not both?

>>18869962
I don't really want to go back and look up all the numbers anon, plus its kinda embarrassing to think about going back and tallying up my autism bucks. Its safe to say at least a little over a grand, maybe somewhere around 1.5k

>>18869966
I know! The artist added it on his own but I like it a lot so I have absolutely no complaints.

>>18869998
It's diathorn!

>>18870017
Pull the tail
Pull the panties
Fill the womb

>>18870017
There's more than one method.

>>18870034
Rub the belly!
She still has a while before that litter comes to term

>>18870025
I wish I had waifufag drug cartel money.

>>18870025
Hw old would your daughterus have to be before you'd dick them? Would you initiate that first time, or would they?

>>18870034
>Don't avert thine eyes!
>This is thy fault/responsibility!

>>18869927
I want to make her wear a green pantsuit and a bowler hat!

>>18870018
You can only have one waifu

>>18870071
And why don't you give that waif both templates?

>>18870056
I've given this some thought, and desu my answer is still 1X year old. I'd wait till their at the double digits at the very least but Idk if I want to put a number on the age where i'd finally want to stick it in them. As for who initiates it I feel my autism swell this as i type it out, but whatever. The dormouse magic causes me to initiate it with Vellu, to which after we fuck and i'm fully in control again her reaction would just be 'Finally!' And as for Dellu I can't really say. She would be very forceful and touchy though, even before she was of age.

>>18869927
My 2nd ever LN doodle! Woohoo!

>>18870092
Let the autism out anon, it only gets easier with time.

I want to live out my chuuni fantasies with a powerful monster girl.

>>18869393
>drugs AND condoms
Daughterufags are truly degenerate.

>>18870148
Well, yes. They do dick daughterus after all.

>>18870148
Drugs are commonplace in the setting. And High Orc has used condoms on her belt in her profile, so they must exist in some capacity.

Daughter-dicking is still degenerate, though.

>>18870181
Those aren't used condoms. Those look like elixirs stored in bags.

>>18870148
I don't know anon, condoms have some really kinky implications when it comes to monstergirls. Then again I'm absolutely a degenerate, so there's that.

>>18870181
P'Orc Society is a fantastic place of degeneracy and love.

>>18870186
>Those look like elixirs stored in bags.
Did you know condoms can store up to a liter of water? They also keep water out of your gun barrel, they're very functional things.

>>18869791
Hugging her tail won't be enough, she needs someone to hug her back for their body heat

>>18870092
It's ok bud, these threads are a release for our secret autism.

>>18870186
>White, opaque elixirs in dick-sized, oblong, multi-colored bags
There's denial and then there's you, anon.

>>18870218
You might have a point with the white liquid in that one bag but the other is absolutely just an elixir.

>>18870212
The curse of loving big girls but not liking shota.
Give me tall, busty dragons!

>>18870218
Nothing wrong with a wife storing her husband's spirit energy for consumption on campaign.

>>18870218
It's from the making of on Enty.

>>18870212
>No herterochromia magic design eyes
Already better than canon Lucoa

>>18870241
The magic eyes is hot though

>>18870230
Exactly! Plus the denial play that both sides can get into with condoms is great fetish fuel.

You're all too slow.

>>18870257
She won't be so fast when she's pregnant!

>>18870243
If she was just heterochromic or just had magic eyes I could live with it, and the individual eyes don't looks bad. but they're way too jarring together for me.

>>18870268
I like it. It’s supposed to be slightly eerie. It’ll also make it that much more lovely when you look into her eyes while in coitous

>>18870268
Lucoa would look better if she didn't dress like a hillbilly.

>>18869839
quality shit

>>18870280
That's part of her charm, though. A homely dragon with giant knockers.

What are the chances of anyone in this thread actually breeding?

>>18870280
>hillbilly

but she's a beaner
>ywn dirty sanchez a dragon

>>18870313
I had sex with a girl once

>>18870280
How is it any worse than Gayru?

Terrifying demon from Hell.

>>18870322
Was it icky?

>>18870327
I'm going back to the order before I end up going down the road and wind up in her bed

Cuddled up in our favorite PJs

>>18870313

with a consenting partner that's reached the age of majority?

>>18870313
Why are you thinking about other men having sex?

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that one shouldn't leave their windows open during the summer while you sleep.

Thats how one wakes up covered in bitches

>>18870343
Goteem

>>18870181
>>18870186
>>18870196
>>18870218
Aren't they Mushrooms as stated on the Enty?

>>18870322
That's gay

>>18870348
Windows won't save you!

Remember, you don't have to outrun the wurm, just the guy next to you.

>>18870348
Anon please. Summer just passed through here and I was sleeping with my windows open and shirtless everyday.

>>18870359
What if I pinch a Wurm's nose and flick her forehead? Would that distract her enough to get away?

>>18870359
unless she doesn't care about that guy and only has eyes on you

>>18870356
Cute nightmare!
Would take.

>>18870363
Did that last summer.
Whole season without AC on.

Cheapest electric bills I've ever had.

>>18870368
I think that would do the opposite of what you want

Swimming foxes!

>>18870359
You're not supposed to run, wurms make too much collateral damage otherwise.

>>18870034
Would she crave belly rubs and weird meals?

>>18870389
That swimsuit looks small and impractical.

>>18870401
It's not impractical for the dick.

Soft marshmallows.

>>18870389
Typing that filename into Imgur shows that it was uploaded from reddit 4 days ago.

>>18870399
Yes, yes she would.
Not that she'd admit it.

>>18870413
It's been known that the image spammer is a reddit browsing fucktard for quite a while, anon.

Do you know what the favorite dish of married monster girls is?
Oyakodon.

>>18870474
Damnit, Carlos...

>>18870474
My nigga.

>>18870413
Who cares? Like, why is the place an image was saved from even relevant, let alone important?

>>18870513
Kill yourself, redditor.

>>18870401
You ain't seen nothin' yet

>>18870513
These threads have been in perpetual paranoia since the /a/ days
You can't remedy it, I've tried and have subsequently given up

>>18870521
>ignoring the recent outbreak of spamming and shitposting

>>18870513
Reddit is shit and all but I don't see why anyone cares. It's a good image and it's not like you're shitting up the thread

Unlike >>18870517

>>18870527
>the thread being spammed means you can lash out at anyone who asks a question

>>18870414
Would gladly provide plenty of belly rubs no matter how much she hisses or pouts!

maybe even tickle or kiss it,would gladly feed her as well

>>18870517
>Baseless ad hominem
How about you instead, buddy?
>>18870530
I'm not the one that posted the image. Hell, I don't even use reddit. It's just baffling that something like where an image was saved from is enough to get a person's panties in a twist.

>>18870548
I told you, you are wasting your time

>>18870556
Yeah, I know. Pretty much pissing in the wind.

To get back on topic: Robot butts.

>>18870537
Anon please, she's a fierce hunter, a terrifying warrior!
Go for the ears, she'll be purring in no time

>>18870588
why not both? rub one ear and her belly while i whisper on her other ear how proud i am to have her as the wife of my daugherus?

>>18870599
Anon no, tsuns can't handle all that.
She'll be purring, denying it, and regretting that she can't get pregnant again until she's carried her current litter to term

>>18870354
>In addition, something like a condom hanging on the waist belt is not really a condom.
>There is no meaning to use such things demonically and there is no point that I can endure my husband 's dick and sperm, which is particularly faithful to my desire before my eyes, and I will drink semen on the spot or do it inside out I will do it!
>So, what is the identity of something like this condom, this film is made of a special mushroom umbrella called "camry mushroom".
>The inside is prepared by squeezing the mushroom mushroom juice such as "Nebariidake" and it is a secret agent of the oak tribe characteristics with medicinal herbs attached.
>How to use is covered on male male instruments ... Until where the condoms and how to use are together, high oak gets caught in the vagina after being covered, and by lowering the waist violently at the woman on top posture, I paint it in the vessel.
>When a secret medicine sufficiently penetrates into a male human body, due to the power of a secret medicine, a male unit is enlarged while breaking a camry mushroom membrane, and a male unit sensitive and delicious like a virgin virgin girlfriend is completed! It seems to be said that.
>Orcs seem to have a nose, and it is good to find a mushroom that is a material of a secret medicine.
It's basically a form of aphrodisiac that is used like a condom but breaks/dissolves upon penetration.

>>18870572
Reminder that Pochincoff is doing a doujin.
Also that Kokoro a shit

>>18870624
Ignore shit pilot, acquire big, curvy Russian robot waifu.

>>18870604
I will remind her every minute of it even if she becomes a blushy mess!

>>18870572
Robutts

Would a beekeeping suit protect you from honeybees?

>>18870705
No because bee girls have opposable thumbs. They can get in your suit.

>>18870705
The worst thing you could possibly do is wear a hood suit. All the bees will think you’re a keeper.

>>18870705
Beekeeping suits are extremely racist and would only cause bees to rape you with anger and violence.

If I had a living doll as my practice daughter, would she constantly have other monster girls trying to get friendly with her in an attempt to get through to me?

>>18870756
Only if you’re a single ‘dad’

>>18870756
No, she becomes your wife and then you have real daughterus!

>>18870756
How tall are living dolls?

>>18870773
As tall as you want them to be anon. Shorter if you steal her legs.

>>18870773
I just have to assume that they have side adjustment magic innately. It would be hard for them to teach little girls how to kiss properly if they couldn't exist at near-human sizes.

Big Muscly Valkyries with Big Mammoth Mammaries

>>18870756
Why does the concept of a standard, human-sized doll girl wielding a great axe sound so arousing?

>>18870356
and Linux?

>>18870773
I've had recurring dreams of one that starts off the size of your average doll, but grows to a more mature mannequin height for the usual kinky shenanigans.

>>18870789
>not going full looney toons and having it be a doll-sized living doll

>>18870773
They come in all shapes and sizes, though I assume the big ones are rarer.

>>18870775
>Spoiler
Don't abuse your doll's disjointable limbs to fuel your weird fetishes.

>>18870773
10 inches

>>18870793
>>not going full looney toons and having it be a doll-sized living doll
That's really hot anon. size difference is olev.

>>18870760
If normal girls already get aching wombs from single dads, one can only imagine the love tsunamis monster girls would create.

>>18870790
What’s your favorite flavor of Linux? I like Grape

>>18870744
10/10 dadjokes.

Heaven or hell?

>>18870808
I’m not ready to be a father in any way, except for my humor

>>18870814
That’s a nice car

>>18870819
Living dolls are good for practicing to be a father.

>>18870827
Only if you plan yo be a daughteru dicker.

>Lose your arm at the shoulder through a combination of a car accident and an infection that developed at the hospital
>Your Shoggoth maid is adamant that you require no prosthesis or physical therapy
>Makes you a new arm while you sleep one evening
>It's not a copy of the other one, but rather a perfect copy of the one you lost
>Even that scar on your elbow you got as a kid is there
>Your only complaint is that sometimes it moves on its own and jacks you off when you're trying to sleep

>>18870843
No thanks.

>>18869738
>novel depicts women finding male sexuality a burden
>novel is outdated
Ah, so the women patch finally came in, did it now?

>>18870836
My headcanon is that living dolls feed on love and not spirit energy because that makes much more sense. Or at least, Eros living dolls should exist because they already do very Eros-like things.

>>18870843
Resourceful meido!
In a morbidly funny way, I can actually see her being the first responder on the scene, and just saying something along the line of it being a pesky misfortune that she'll patch up in a jiffy

>>18870858
Of course she'd be a first responder. She'd be the car.

Is it ok to sneak roofies in mice food and scatter it around so that you can use their sleeping bodies as onaholes?

>>18870882
Only if you keep them tied up and gagged, the last thing you want is them to wake up and start wriggling around unnecessarily!

How evil do you like your waifu?

>>18870904
Just a tiny bit, enough that the people who don't know about her a slightly spooked.

>>18870904
I prefer a touch of inhumanity as opposed to evilness.

>>18870904
About this evil.

>>18870890
The wriggling around makes the sex better though.

>>18870904
>Evil
>Post the most well-intentioned species of the encyclopedia

>>18870904
Evil enough to make you lose a day of work for snuggling you too hard on the bed and not letting you go in the morning

>>18870930
>The wriggling around makes the sex better though.
To an extent it does, yes, but you don't want little Mouse limbs flailing around everywhere, do you?

>>18870941
>Raping mice
Anon no! Even if they steal your food that's mean!

>>18870976
They love it anon, don't worry.

>>18870941
Tie their wrists and ankles then you get a decent amount of wriggling without limbs getting in the way. Might as well shove their panties in their mouth too so that they can't make too much noise.

>>18870976
You know they deserve it.

>>18870999
This anon gets it.

>>18870936
>snuggling
Is that what we're calling it now?

>>18870923
Somewhere between that and my pic is good for me

>>18869338
When was I ever scared of spiders?

>>18870904
As long as she doesn't bring her work home she can be a cartoonish super-villain all she wants.

Please don't fuck the gandams.

>>18871158
The Guncannon is mine, I used to be a racer you know.

>>18871158
more like grandmas lmao

>>18871145
I used to be super scared of spiders because I thought they sucked blood like vampires. Then it just became the standard ol respect for the serious dangers of being bitten by a highly venomous breed.

Now that I'm an adult I try to find respect for their role in cleaning up the fuck tons of mosquitoes that plague the world. I still freak out when one crawls on me, but I try to put every spider I find outside instead of squishing it.

>>18871174
I've smacked my fair share of gnats and fed them to spiders.

Summer soon, get ready for genki Elves in sundresses!

>>18871200
I'd rather get gangbanged and sucked dry by a bunch of bratty mosquitos than deal with a genki elf.

After a full day of lifting heavy objects for family, I've been wondering what MG would be the best at massages.

I would assume Lamia, since they're all muscle and love to hug. They could just hug tighter in different places.

I'm biased though as I love Miia.

Do you guys have any different ideas for good monster girl massages?

>>18871217
Oh come on man, just grab a hoe and get dirty!

>>18871217
Shit taste.
I hope you get malaria.

>>18871218
Four armed manticore, probably.

>>18871219
You want me to call her cute after she does a twirl and asks if her sundress looks good on her? Screw that.

>>18871222
What does monster girl malaria do?

The scariest thought is that a smoke hobo would inject herself into my life and I wouldn't even know it.

>>18871218
I'd take a Dorome mud bath, thank you very much.

>>18871232
The same thing regular malaria does, it makes you too weak to fight back as they brutally gang rape and humiliate you.

>>18871235
>Go to sleep single
>wake up with hot asian wife capable of fuccking charisma into you
Whats not to like?

As long as she doesnt pull the yandere "your life is mine, I control it." It should be fine.
Though a roulette with that gimmick would be great

>>18871235
I wonder if getting those tattoos over her nipple hurt a lot. I'm a sucker for girls with floral tattoos though, due to some 3DPD reasons.

>>18871248
>Spoiler
If Beast has trouble doing emotions, why doesn't he just do something that lacks outward emotion, like kunoichi or mantis?

>>18871218
>lifting heavy objects for family
Bitch don't get me started. Every single time someone moves I'm the guy who has to carry the washing machine UP AND DOWN THE STAIRS
Fuck. Bet I wouldn't have to do that if I lived in a Sandworm.

>>18871257
Imagine your wife having a pleasure rune in the shape of this?
https://www.tattoofilter.com/p/1962

>>18871265
See, the trick is to just not be friends with more that 2 people that live near you.

Then you just have, them, and your fuck huge family that constantly relies on you to help move stuff even though you're lazy and work a desk job. That doesn't matter though, because you're a big dude that can lift heavy things, which means you must be a dude with never ending stamina and can help move shit all day with no break.


DESU I'm more tired than I've been in about a year. I'm getting a bit drunk, and I'm gonna spend the rest of my night nursing a gallon of water wrapped in over 7 meters of daki

>>18871285
>nursing a gallon of water wrapped in over 7 meters of daki
The way you phrased that made me think you've got the water inside the daki and you're sucking it out through a tiddy. I'm going to imagine this is what you're actually doing to make my day a little better.

>>18871289
That would be a pretty good set up
I might honestly make that happen

>>18871299
Make sure you do it though a spare daki so you don't ruin your treasured ones

>>18871235
>Anon is a basement dweller living in his parent's house
>They never speak and he suspect them of hating him or at least be thoroughly disappoint by his existence
>He goes out to buy the limited edition of the latest Senran Kagura game
>Comes back to his parents chatting with a Nurarihyon
>They're all happy and cheerful
>He gets welcomed like a hero
>Anon's parents insist he and his wife sleep in the guest room rather than the basement
>His dad goes on about how proud he is that his son married such a great woman and managed to keep her for so long
>His mom makes subtle demands about wanting grandchildren ASAP because she's been waiting for years already

>>18871274
I prefer abstract designs like the succ ones or stuff like Midna

On that note, where's my race of tall elves with black and grey skin with fire-red hair? Nobody's gonna notice

>>18871306
I mean
I have a lot of normal sized dakis to experiment with
And when I do have it perfect, I have that custom Loen daki to make it perfect. I can just reprint it.

>>18871330
Does the Nurarihyon have Senran Kagura proportions?

>This kills the meido.

>>18871367
Likely.

>>18871367
Same as Rin's.

>>18871378
There is a reason she chose him after all. He overcame his social anxiety just to play a silly game featuring women who look like her.
Now she can play tons of silly games with him.

>>18871373
I want to emotionally bully a kiki, and when she's on the verge of complete breakdown, surprise her with a deep kiss, apologize, and tell her I love her

>>18871378
Well I'd have nothing to complain about, unless she was mean.
>>18871387
Nice.

>>18871367
This Senran.

>>18871367
The smoke Senran

>>18871432
For some reason I find a woman using those pipes so attractive. I'm not usually attracted to smokers.

>>18871422
>Wasting perfect Kunoichi sweat when dozens of Anons would give their freedom to lick it up

>>18871432
Nobody wants an old hag even if she is a good fit for a deceptive species.

>>18871435
They're going to sell the rags, obviously.

>>18871248
Anon having a yandere Loli nurarihyon is one of my biggest fantasies outside my dedicated waifu, those girls are high tier.

>>18871433
its just you imagine pipes as your dick
and pictures cant smell like coal trains

>>18871452
Coal trains smell better than smokers.

>>18871435
>Nobody wants an old hag
I was suggesting she has her proportions

>>18871433
Those pipes would often be used to smoke incense anyway

>>18871468
Incense or "incense"?

>>18871445
I'd spend good money on a rag full of Kunoichi sweat, and even more money if there is a picture of said Kunoichi along with it but that's asking far too much.

>>18871459
Old hag proportions shouldn't be attractive, they're not meant for reproduction.

Real Fae hours.

>>18871535
Is it?

>>18871535
more like dead hours

Sabbath tenet N°83:
>"All your holes belong to your onii-chan and thus it is his right to put weird things in them."

>>18871544
Fluffy

Sunday is also the day of the Pharaoh for she is the Living Sun.

>>18871257
Getting that tattoo could easily be a rite of passage though

>>18871689
I want to apply sunscreen on her.

>>18871724
Touching her cracks will result in her moaning loudly. Such behavior is not fit for the Pharaoh so please refrain from applying sunscreen there.

>>18871749
What if I do it accidentally?

>>18871753
She'll use her god voice to make you walk on all fours in the sand

>>18871804
And act like a dog?

>>18871815
Hope you like burying bones in the sand and humping her legs.

>>18871824
Well I don't dislike it. If she calls me a good boy I might even enjoy it.

>>18870411
Anila a cute.

>>18871815
>>18871824
Fully acting like a dog is too far, but I wouldn't mind being punished by having to hump her legs and beg for forgiveness.

>>18871863
Are headpats too far?

>>18871863
>>18871857
How about some peanut butter?

>>18871871
I fucking love peanut butter.

>>18870646
>>18870624
>>18870642
IMAGINE. Imagine Automatons that naturally come with faux pantylines.

>>18871869
>>18871871
>Pharaoh headpats you as you lick peanut butter off her skin
Is this supposed to be punishment?

>>18872066
It's like totes demeaning and humiliating.

>>18872069
>totes
Is this a gyaru Pharaoh?

>>18872082
Gyaru Pharaoh who "punishes" you by making you go through demeaning sexual acts?

>>18872111
That sounds nice.

How does one improve the Dryad?

>>18872128
Give her deer pussy.

>>18872119
Of course but you'll have to quickly draw a line or you'll soon end up tied down to the bed, blindfolded and dangerously erect while she toys with your dick in various mysterious ways and only reveals which bodypart of hers made you cum afterwards.
You don't want to live knowing she made cum in the most embarrassing fashion using only her armpit right? Especially if it felt so good you thought she was using something else.

>>18872140
Well it'd probably be okay if she didn't tell anyone else about it.

>>18869943
I never expected a lewd commision picture posted on a mesopotamian tablet chiseling board to be that kino.

>>18872158
>She"s chatting with her gyaru Apophis bestie
>"My hubby is like totes a slave to my armpit like you know?"
>"He came like a whole lot and like he was begging for more."

>>18872174
Damn, well I still think I can live with it since I bet she's nice to me in public.

>>18872174
>Gyaru Apophis

We need to see this

>>18872187
She might cope a feel of your privates in public if any peasant whore look at you the wrong way so that they understand you belong to her.
Aside from that you can go outside with her all you want and your dignity will be kept intact, she's the ruler of the Desert after all it's not in her best interest to reveal how much of a slut her husband is.

>>18872174
>gyaru Apophis bestie
I bet the Pharaoh turns into gyaru after being graped.

>>18872212
You know I think i can be very happy with this Gyaru Pharaoh.

>>18872235
Sounds like bimbofication to me.

>>18872275
I think that's how it usually is when a Pharaoh gets graped. They ditch the ruling duties to fuck their husbands 24/7.

Barb gib more off-profile designs please.

>>18869817
I may have preferred lolibabas at some point in the past too, but I think the age gap and the girl growing up over time make for a lot more exciting dynamics.

>>18869393
>>18869943
Never stop having good taste, mousefucker.

>>18872294
Can't they do both?

>>18872275
>Pharaoh was a flat shut-in NERD wearing glasses who let her Anubis do all the work
>Gets graped
>Becomes a gorgeous highly confident gyaru who leads her kingdom to lewd glory
Clear improvement, Apophis are going god's work.

>>18872320
I try my best anon to get my girls the art they deserve anon.

>>18872173
Diathorn has some real skill, I'm super happy with how this turned out and I can't wait to see him start on pic two!

>>18872301
The thing is I love the body type but find kids annoying. I just want a loli wife and no kids.

>>18872296
Barb is a blessing, also girls who are soft in some areas but tough in others are the best.

>>18872340
Does graping make her breasts grow?

>>18872374
If Apophis's MGE2 bonus picture is of any indication then yes.

>>18872328
It's usually the grapesnake that takes over the ruling duties so the Pharaoh can lock herself with her husband all day long.

It also turns the kingdom from a sunny green demonic realm to a typical dark one similar to pic related.

>>18872360
That's not really a problem in my opinion, 2D lolis are usually good girls and that probably applies even more for mge girls.

>>18872374
Monster's body types generally adapt to their husband's tastes in the first place not to mention demon realm food and potions.

>All this Pharaoh graping talk

NO

>>18872449
It's her destiny, accept it and you'll enjoy life more.
Running a lewd barely functional graped kingdom > working hard to make the desert prosperous again

>>18872449
Why not?

>>18872399
Dark realms best realms, the game only improved my opinion of them.
>>18872449
You can't fight destiny.

>>18872493
I prefer Pharaohs praising their diligent Apophis adopterus.

>>18872449
Apophises will always be superior to pharaohs.

seems like a full translation for Fallen Warriors is out. In Korean.
ㅋㅋㅋ

>>18872486
>It's her destiny, accept it and you'll enjoy life more.

NO. Her destiny is being a great ruler and conquerer!

>>18872399
I would hate living in a dark demon realm. I like the sun and regular nature.

>>18872543
Pharaohs have already lost to Apophis once they'll lose again. If anything Khepris should be in charge.

>>18872559
>If anything Khepris should be in charge.

Revolutionaries. Rebel scum

>>18872399
This is what a demon realm looks like? Looks pretty happy and lewd

>>18872399
What game is this?

>>18872493
Somebody save the pharoah

>>18872567
Khepris are the rightful owner of the desert. Pharaohs and Apophis should just stay in their rooms and fuck their husband.

>>18872584
Pretty much, it's the same as the descriptions in the books.

>>18872584
It sure is.
>>18872599
Not only the same description as the books but Exet is pretty buddy buddy with KC so he probably could have asked for advice and feedback quite regularly.

This curious Girtablilu is having weird thoughts.
See what happens next: https://twitter.com/koburatuisut/status/988023874280345600

>>18872599
Nah, khepris are just little and lowly servants.

>>18872645
Silly scorpion. I'll always appreciate this guy's stuff though, easily the most interesting mge artist on the japanese side of things even if his style isn't all that refined yet.

>>18872645
Someone's asking for a groping

>>18871257
I do recall this one 3dpd camwhore who went completely overboard with tattoos, tattooed both her tits with these weird bow things among other shit, absolutely hideous ,it was funny to watch the reaction of her "fans".
though I do wonder if the markings you see one some KC girls would look passable irl.

>>18872698
Not even the most haughty Pharaoh would think that. All the inhabitants of the desert are worthy of the sun's blessing.

>>18872720
He frequently comes up with good ideas and then illustrates them. He's slowly getting there in art quality too.

>>18872729
>Groped Girtablilu
That sounds like a health hazard

>>18872750
Anon please.
Either I bind that tail and grope as I please with her or I take her with me and introduce her to the kephris.

And believe you me, they'd be quite interested in that tail of hers.

>Feral cat with a womb tattoo

She needs to be pumped with big strong litters

I assume she is a new servant or something? finally a good berserker woman beside that stupid medic woman

>>18872766
She pops up in Part 2.
She's OK.

She is most certainly for pumping full of litters though especially after the crap she pulled

>>18872773
She is a jerk,bad person,villain? would still do,considering there are some people who would impregnate fucking tiamat

>>18872762
>Khepris and their king molesting a Girtablilus and using her stinger without consent
Poor girl won't be able to get married.

>>18872766
The only thing that can calm down an angry cat is dickings, a lot of them.

>>18872766
Evil cat best cat. Would give her enough kittens to make a soccer team.

>>18871525
Fuck off Sabbath.

>>18872545
At the end of that game, the three of them lives in a little cottage in the woods instead of Lescatie.

>>18871235
At least her existence doesn't violate one of the fundamental rules of MGE.

>>18872868
Best horse, I hope harem of collar gets translated.

>>18872877
I too, can’t wait for Harlem of Collar

>>18872877
>Best horse
But I don't see Nightmare there.

>Tfw not really interested in the girls of the Sabbath but respect it for it's origins, organization, R&D, non-theistic religion, Magi-Tech, and Missionary work

It's like a 10/10 "religion" filled with women I don't care for. I'd probably work for them.

>>18872892
Nightmares are a very close second for me but I can't resist the outright lewdness of bicorns.

>>18872868
Nurarihyon is such a powerful and alluring species, yet if given the choice I'd still go for a simple harem horse.

>>18872877
Great taste. Nothing could bring a real man more happiness than helping his Bicorn wife train the newest harem member.

>>18872901
Going anywhere near the Sabbath will result in you becoming a lolicon. They might be extremely cute and mean no harm but their methods can be quite questionable.

>>18872901
What lovely breasts/

>>18872911
>helping his Bicorn wife train the newest harem member.
That's the sort of thing I love. Mostly the thought of the bicorn sitting behind the new girl and presenting her to be while doing some finger blasting and tempting her to beg for the dick with some lewd words of encouragement.

>>18872910
Bicrons are too lewd. I'd love to go around raping countless unicorns to corrupt them.

What happens if I rape more unicorns than my harem can hold though?

Wise Hakutaku, I want a Salamander waifu but I have no interest in being a Swordsman. What can I do?
>Easy my child, adopt a loli one.

>>18872948
Become a blacksmith or chef,they gotta get their weapons and armor from somewhere

or conquest her though her stomach

>>18872948
Or get a doppel who can pretend to be one. Also, don't post that image as it destroys my pants.

>>18872948
>Salamander getting into trouble to goad her papa into becoming a true warrior

>>18870843
If you grope her with that arm is she groping herself?

>all this bicorn talk
>kc retweets this
https://twitter.com/umeyukari2538/status/987733247256756225
A bird harem is fine too.