/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev.
Olev!

Hellhounds are the goodest girls

>>18845422
No.

PLDS

>>18845422
https://www.deviantart.com
https://www.tumblr.com

RULES OF NATURE

>>18845446
Great, now I'm imagining a Lizardman fresh from the portals getting super hype over character action games.

>>18845451
I'm guessing she'd hate Bayonetta because it's obviously about a Kejorou.

>>18845453
I think she'd be too busy freaking out over all the crazy bullshit that happens in that game to care.
If she ever sees Wonderful 101, she'll insist on cosplaying Pink.

>>18845422
Best protector, best waifu. Give her Jinko abs, Jinko tallness and Jinko martial arts skills and she is 100/10

>>18845424
Yes.

>"Don't worry, meowster. I'll purr-tect you from all those meownsters that only want you for your hot bod."

>>18845493
I can't stand the meowling of cats in heat. They keep me up all night.

Remember that when the portal opens, keep the Gremlins away from all the tech! They can't be trusted with it.

>>18845493
>I'll purr-tect you
No abs? No muscles? I dont buy it. This is how a bodyguard kitty looks like.

>>18845501
Dude it's just a toaster, she said she can fix it.

>>18845493
I appreciate the effort there, sport, but you may be a little out-gunned here.

Maybe if you a bit more prompt with those heals, I wouldn't be getting mounted & made a father right now.

>>18845493
I want to date a cute kitty cat!

>>18843986
That's understandable, pic related are all the species featured
You could argue that Parasite Slime or Mindflayer is the weakest species of the lineup but one gets hated for no good reason and the other while controversial has fervent fanatics

>>18845501
>"Hehehe... Hey private anon, fancy meeting you here... I was just uh... I was just..."
>"Wait, put me down! C'mon, I just wanna see all those cool flying machines! Noooooo, I don't wanna go back to immigrant processing! It's boooooring!"

>>18845514
That's how you get a pocket-onahole Automaton girl with a self-heating pussy following you around.

>>18845569
> pocket-onahole Automaton girl with a self-heating pussy following you around.
PU5-5Y is a wonderful girl and I'll not have you badmouthing her!

>>18845530
>No Jinko
>No Hellhound
>No Ochimusha
>Not even Minotaur
God, why?

>>18845530
Also AS ALWAYS Breasts Cows taking all the slots while leaving superior abs and muscles cow out.

>>18845579
Consolation prize on the hellhound if you missed it.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=66886770

>>18845579
>No Jinko
Too hard to write a corruption scene for them I guess
>No Hellhound
Wasted potential, I don't even recall seeing her in the sequel
>No Ochimusha
The species wasn't out yet when the game was made

>>18845587
>Not even Minotaur
>while leaving superior abs and muscles cow out
Be honest with yourselves, Holstaurs are much more popular than Minotaurs and for good reasons

>>18845607
>I don't even recall seeing her in the sequel
There is a sequel? I thought only one game came out.

>Be honest with yourselves, Holstaurs are much more popular than Minotaurs and for good reasons

Yes I know, because "MUH TITTIES!"

>Hey Papa, this Muv-Luv looks cute! Let's read it together!

>>18845638
>Yes I know, because "MUH TITTIES!"
Minotits are just as big if not bigger. It's just that they're so aggressive and uncute, you have to be a special kind of man to love them.
Holsts deserve and get more love because their personalities make them clear wife material.

>>18845422
The good bad girls.

>>18845530
She makes a good fox.
But who doesn't?

>>18845650
Do not ruin the lolicow's innocence.

>>18845657
Would you help reform a violent Hellhound who attacks local cattle and tyrannizes every butcher in the vicinity of her rapecave?

>>18845663
>Do not ruin the lolicow's innocence.
But how else will you milk her?

>>18845665
By letting her enjoy a healthy childhood, naturally hit puberty at her own rhythm and letting her learn and explore the joys of milking on her own.
She will ask you for help eventually, don't be hasty and ruin her precious years.

>>18845663
Reform? I don't know about that. Redirect maybe.
A girl like her ought to be setting her sights on the beasts of the wild. Something that poses at least a slight challenge, like those huge demon realm boars.

>>18845653
>uncute
I get the aggressive part, but
uncute? How?

>Holsts deserve and get more love because their personalities make them clear wife material.

Not really, Holst are so popular just because they appeal the most to the tits fetish. Gentle personalities MGs are not so popular, Inari while popular doesnt have such a big fandom, neither Khepris. Holstaurs got boosted so much because of the tits aspect.

>>18845675
Well that's lame!

>>18845677
>cont
In fact Hellhounds, one of the most aggressive MGs of them all tops all MGs at popularity.

>>18845677
>Inari while popular doesnt have such a big fandom
Not Inari specifically, but that's because kitsune in general are fucking massive in popularity. No need to be redundant.
And by massively popular I mean eclipsing MGE entirely.

>>18845653
>Minotits are just as big if not bigger
Thats hilarious

>>18845677
>Gentle personalities MGs are not so popular
I'll give you that one but im not a fan of any aggressive monstergirls

>>18845675
I'd rather a lewd Lolicow daughter that secretly looks forward to having her papa's hands all over her chest while she sits in his lap and grinds against his crotch

Is your wife a big enough pervert to to use a mold of your erection to make a sex toy and keep it in her ass all day?

>>18845676
You better take responsibility when she comes home tired, bruised up and thirsty from all that hunting.
I wouldn't be surprised if the thrill of the hunt got to her head and she went for bigger and bigger prey to the point where she would have enough meat to open her own butcher shop. Of course you'll be the one in charge of cooking the meals, she'll only provide the flames and meat.

>>18845680
>>18845694
Molesting a lolicow's chest will cause her breasts to grow large and healthy, but then you will have her coming to you every day if not multiple times a day teary eyed with milk stains on her shirt because it just coming out of her breasts and she doesn't know how to deal with it.

>>18845708
No. My wife isn't that much of a nympho.

>>18845708
That's for amateurs.
Underwear portals.

>>18845708
Why have a cheap imitation when she could plug it with the real thing?

>>18845712
I wouldn't have it any other way.
I like my wild girls wild.

>>18845693
Yeah but my point was, that Holst eclipse and robs Mino slots not because she is gentle or because her personality is better, but just because "muh titties" and yes I know "Mino is all "muh muscles" you dumbass"

But how common are tits in MGE compared to muscles? Nearly all MGs appeal to the tits fetish. I guess Im just salty one of my waifus have all her fanart and slots robbed by her unmuscled counterpart that also happen to appeal to the most vanilla ans normalfag fetish of them all.

>>18845677
>uncute? How?
Do you seriously consider big muscled aggressive bovines cute? Maybe you'll catch a glimpse of cute here and there such as when she puts on a summer dress for the first time but that's it.

>Gentle personalities MGs are not so popular
That's partly true because one of the most pronounced appeal of monster girls is that they're rapists. But when considering anything more than just a fap fantasy gentle species tend to outshine aggressive ones.

>>18845689
Inaris have 103 stories on KC website, just between Lilims and Vampires. That's pretty popular on top of foxgirl overall popularity outside strictly monster girl franchises.

>>18845712
Having a needy little cow begging to be milked every couple hours is the dream. I'd make sure that each milking session ends with her becoming an ahegaoing mess in my lap as I thoroughly squeeze and abuse those oppai Loli breasts.

>>18845737

>>18845737
>Do you seriously consider big muscled aggressive bovines cute?

Yes, maybe not cute, but sexy as fuck, which is better.

>Maybe you'll catch a glimpse of cute here and there such as when she puts on a summer dress for the first time but that's it.

A.... dress? Why the fuck would I want that when she can wear a warrior's bikini, a bouncer's black top that shows off her abs or a tight suit that shows her abs and muscles through the clothes?

>That's partly true because one of the most pronounced appeal of monster girls is that they're rapists. But when considering anything more than just a fap fantasy gentle species tend to outshine aggressive ones.

I would agree with you if THE most popular monster girl by far, wasnt possibly THE most aggressive of them all (Hellhound)

>>18845744
Wapan doesnt counts!

Join the sabbath today and get a free monster imouto!

>>18845724
Unless you're married to a Night Gaunt I don't see how you could lead any sort of practical life while plugged to her butt 24/7.

>>18845732
>>18845757
Seems like you're just a muscleslut with misguided anger. Instead of hating people for loving what you judge to be an inferior cow species, you should use these emotions to love Minotaurs even more.

How many aggressive MGs do you have in your top 10?

>>18845737
The japanese sure love their foxes.

>>18845788
They can be all aggressive if you want

>>18845776
My anger is more directed at KC for putting one of the rarest fetishes in the book (even recognized by him) to compete against the most unfair and vanilla kink.

>>18845788
Uh, lets see, one, two, three..... all of them?

>>18845708
My kiki likes to have one in both holes as she goes about her daily duties along with the vibrating beads wedged in her inverted nipples

>>18845788
1/2) Jinko - A
1/2) Hellhound - A!
3) Minotaur - A!
4)Ochimusha
5)Amazoness A!
?/6)Khepri (harem which could take #1 spot is muscled and aggressive so A!)
7)Kunoichi
8)Wurm - A
9)Ogre A!
10)Soldier Beetle

7/10

>>18845428
Publicly
Loving your
Domestic
Servants?

>>18845846
And of those 7, 5 enter in the "very aggressive" type.

>>18845428
Programmable Logic Devices?

>>18845788
Atlach-Nacha (is lolidom aggressive enough?)
Mindflayer
Night Gaunt
Shoggoth
Wendigo
Cursed Sword
Redcap
Dragon Zombie
Unagi Joro
Otohime

2, arguably 3

>>18845788
Define aggressive.

>>18845428
Portals
Loading
Day
September

>>18845853
>>18845870
Paladin Ladies Deserve Spankings, obviously.

>>18845877
>"Husband, do you want to have sex?"
"No"
>Get thrown down, restrained and fucked

>>18845877
Their disposition

>>18845809
Muscle seems to be a fetish that KC understands and respects but doesn't care for. I too wish we had more toned monster girls with slightly defined muscles (Ochimusha was a waste in that aspect), but sadly we can only expect slim and soft species from him.
At least you aren't a foot fetishist stuck with Mandragoras.

>>18845788
one if you count ferocious

>He doesn't know that Kikimoras are secretly the most aggressive monster girl

>>18845892
>At least you aren't a foot fetishist stuck with Mandragoras.
Touche

>>18845900
>Kiki aggressively dusting off the shelf in a position that puts an emphasis on her butt
How can mastah resist?

>>18845888
Minotaurs slap you after the "no" and then rape you.

>>18845529
And I want to get kidnapped by snakes

>>18845892
If I remember right, Jinko came out around Mikasabs era. Given how the muscle waifu community is currentle picking a lot of steam, I have high hopes of a muscle MG soon. At the same time, I anguish each time I see a new muscle girl that she will end up being a "you have to defeat me in combat or prove yourself to marry me" type, so each time I see one, its as much of a relief as much of an anguish. Ochimusha in particular had me shitting bricks on that, though she is not a muscle girl proper like Jinko and Minotaur, so I could had lived if she ended up as being that type.

>>18845905
No anon, she will do whatever she feels is best for you, NOTHING is off limits, and she will not let you refuse.
In other words, proper guidance is necessary to ensure that women you're acquainted with don't go missing.

>>18845937
>spoiler
And turn up monsterized and married to their long-time crushes other than you?

>>18845942
Yeah.
Sure.
Why not?
Get a load of this guy.

>>18845926
What is the proper form of a muscled monster girl?
I would say very outwardly aggressive while protective and soft on the inside.

>>18845937
Yan kikis deserve to be punished by the hiring of a second maid.
If you're worried about about the second maid's safety you should hire a very young one that's so lovable and innocent that your kiki won't have the heart to do her harm.

I dont like maids.

>>18845954
Eros helps those who help others.

>>18845969
It's improper for maids to be so forward with their masters.

>>18845638
>There is a sequel? I thought only one game came out.

There are less form but all the girls there have 3 scenes instead of 2.

>>18845958
Not even an incompetent maid who tries her best?
>Jubjub who keeps cleaning the same puddle of lewd juice she's causing because she can't help it when her hot master is around

>>18845958
>He doesn't want a Shoggoth to help him relax by massaging his brain

>Why don't you take off your pants and jerk off for me, boy.
It's a living, you know?

>>18845908
This is just a method of improving relationship communication.
Eventually you learn what to say.

I'm a strict adherent of fire types, and fire/beast will always be my favorite combination.
Fangs, fluff, and flame.
What element is your favorite?

I had this story idea about a man stubling on an old site and gaining a sealed monster as a servant
trouble is the monster changes every time I think about it, from demon to gnome to dragon and so on

>>18846041
I want to prone bone that waterfall.

>>18846053
Well, have two more: Golem and Automaton sisters.

>>18846019
But that's a Flayer's job!

>>18846041
Is that one of those nymphs from Adventure Time with the flowing water hairdos?

>>18846070
It's some guy's OC waterfall deity.

>>18846053
Who drew that?

Pizza!

>>18846141
I don't particularly care for pizza. I think I'll have curry and rice again.

>>18846144
This pleases the Gandharva.

>>18846178
She can't have any.

>>18845955
>I would say very outwardly aggressive while protective and soft on the inside.
We have a winner. But that she has no problem roughing you when having sex.

As for a muscle MG I would like? I would want to see a very ripped MG that is actually all about the muscles not just "strong warrior girl that just happen to be muscular" but "strong warrior girl that is muscular and thinks muscles are superior and sexy". One that in profile loves muscle worship, abs-licking, and flexes her muscles as her way of attracting a mate. Martial artist. And no paws, human hands or human hands-like paws so that she can properly grab you and wrestle you around. Either a proud monster girl that goes around proudly showing off her muscles in pursuit of a guy that appreciates the superiority of muscles, or a MG that suppossedly is not interested in men and is actually hostile them, but in reality is just very insecure about her "unfemenine" body and thinks men wont find her attractive, so she subconsciously flexes her muscles to attract a mate until one is attracted to her begins to touch them and then fucks him.

>>18846030
What if he likes the smacks?

>>18846144
>>18846178
Do we have more indian species? There is a whole lot of untapped potential in their mythology, especially regarding multiarmed girls.
>Rakshasas were most often depicted as ugly, fierce-looking and enormous creatures, with two fangs protruding from the top of the mouth and having sharp, claw-like fingernails. They are shown as being mean, growling like beasts, and as insatiable cannibals that could smell the scent of human flesh. Some of the more ferocious ones were shown with flaming red eyes and hair,
Imagine.

>>18846294
I want to wrestlefuck an Asura and then go to an onsen with her!

>>18846300
She's going to manhandle you so hard with her half dozen arms (if not more)
>and then go to an onsen with her!
Would you sit between her legs and let her rest her breasts on your shoulders?

>>18846304
Sure why not.

>>18846141
Muh heart. They get lots of headpat and tummy rubs while they're mother gets a different kind of petting and tummy rub later that night

>>18846359
What a splendid husband and father, your cute daughterpups must be glad to have such a loving papa.

>>18846359
Short girls are best for the other kind of tummy rubs.
Now I want a shortstack highly fertile canine wife.

>>18846422
>Now I want a shortstack highly fertile canine wife.
Very much this. I wouldn't be able to stop myself from teasing her when she's in heat, though.
>sit her down in your lap and start flipping through a porn mag while you stroke the spot just above her womb
>whipser stuff into her ear like "Wow, look at this one. She's really getting bred hard."
>she finally breaks out of your embrace and gets down on all fours in front of you, her tail wagging like crazy
>"No more, please! Hurry up and fuck me! I want a whole litter now!"

>>18845708
Since she uses the real deal daily why would she waste the money

>>18846483
I would love to do that with my big, fat cuddle cat and muscled jinko wives.
Watching some porn of a girl getting bread and seeing who breaks first

>>18846541
So you are going to watch a poor, homeless girl getting bread and being so happy that you two break?

Heartwarming.

>>18846562
No, I'm going to have the big fat cuddle cat laughing at me for my inability to type this morning while the jinko sighs in dissapointment.

Sometimes you see Kikis working in monstergirl owned mansions. They probably have a badge that changes color depending on maritial status like the Tricoromille employees.

>>18845708
>>18845776
Jokes on you I'm already married to a Night Gaunt.

>>18845772
I already have a loli wife but I would gladly join the Sabbath.

>>18846581
You know where your fingers are going then. You might not be able to type but I'm sure you'd still be able to finger them.

>>18846674
And so cheshire wins again by leading to lewd while the Jinko pouts, although she doesn't deny letting me do it t oher.

>>18845788
I like aggressive and submissive girls. My 2 top favorites are the Night Gaunt and the Atlach-Nacha. To me the appeal of MGE isn't so much
the rape but the fact that they act like semen guzzling whores but the main rule of the setting is no NTR so they are your personal whore that would never cheat on you.

I want to worship monstergirl paws

>>18846733
I want to worship a monstergirl

>>18846792
Go find a CC Ryu in an old temple.

>>18846668
>Anon and his loli gaunt join the Sabbath
>Witches and Familiars welcome them
>One thing leads to another and she gets surrounded by angry lolis demanding that she says "onii-chan" out loud
Would you indulge in the bullying or protect her?

>>18846825
But those are claws, not paws!
Not him but I want a pudgy, CC Ryu with huge tits

>>18846830
Protect her but ask her to do it in private.

>>18846825
Or maybe a powerful ancient evil monster or a Lilim

>>18846846
I would have said bullying, but that option sounds even better.
Keep her feeling nice and safe outside as to not overwhelm her, but in privacy make her say and do the most embarrassing things.
First on the list: make her read out over the top lines from hentai during sex.

For nearly seven years this tanuki has plagued my thoughts.
I want to cuddle her, to laugh with her, to have adorable fuzzy little daughters.
Take my word for it, having a waifu and not a wife is hazardous to your mental health.

>>18846960
You would father filial fillies with a fulfilled fuzzy Futatsuiwa?

>tfw no childhood friend cow to play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3CB0jvdNb0 the Tuba to while she walks.
>tfw no childhood friend cow to bully by taking her to steak restaurants and burgerhouses.
>tfw no childhood friend cow to make up for by walking up to a scenic hill in the plains and rest together under a tree, while she lays her head on your lap and you stroke her hair.

>>18846960
You can lay down in bed, put on some immersive music, close your eyes and spend some quality time with her.
Sure, we'll never have physical interactions with monster girls but we can partake in enough daydreams fueled by pictures, games, stories, etc... to ease the pain.

>>18846960
If only our other waifufag kept quiet for seven years

>>18847060
Fags, I mean

>>18846960
Tanuki idols are cute

>>18846999
I'd breed brainy beauties by blessed bushy bake-danuki.

>>18847076
The ones carefully managed by their idol agencies to have perfectly manicured lives are cute balls of fluff, for sure.
I prefer mine a bit more dashing.

>>18846960
>Tanukis are the best Zipangu Monsters
Fight me.
Ryu’s and Ushi Onis are tied for second best.

>>18847001
>tfw no childhood friend cow to bully by taking her to steak restaurants and burgerhouses.
>She's vegetarian and can only order the fries and salad
>You'll bully her if she orders fatty foods like fries
>She's stuck there with a measly salad
>You order a huge deluxe steak
You better give her her favorite snack in bed to make up for that dinner.

>>18847122
Exactly!
Poofy balls of fluff that are huge sweeties!

>>18847130
>Tanukis
That's an odd way to spell Unagi Joros.

>>18847122
>>18847076
Be careful around monster girl idols. They are extremely sexually and emotionally repressed, one wrong move and you'll get jumped.

https://twitter.com/wasabi5406/status/986560090533580801
Now this is just a cruel joke.

>>18845530

>>18847154
That’s not Ochis.

>>18847155
That’s cute!
They’re cute!

>>18847130
I like white yandere snakes.

>>18845446
I like the tweaks this one made to the profile design. It still has a similar feeling while being a different thing.

>>18847154
A very odd way indeed.

>>18847156

>>18847143
I'll be sure to give her my creamy cake. I'll spend hours pounding the thick dough and cover the finished cake with my fresh strawberries picked from the greengrocer.

>>18847159
>TFW you will never replace sleep and meals with more cumming

~Darling's it's better~
~Down where it's wetter~

>>18847186
>no hat
Give me a Merrow waifu, those bawdy women are just my type.

>>18847186
Well water isn’t wet so I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Are you talking about your vagina?

>>18847192
>Lewdest sea monster
>no lewd art
Such a travesty.

>>18847130
They're just fatter, browner, more mellow foxes.
How are they superior to their cousins?

>>18847130
Objectively the best Zipangu monster is Nurarihyon.
You can go on all you want about other species being more monstrous and so forth, but you damn well know inside of you that you'd be happiest coming home to a smoke hobo who drank all your beer.

>>18847154
Strong third next to Otohimes.

>>18847130
As long as Tengu exist, no girl can be better.

>Furthermore, among the humans who fear them, it is said that the scent of blood draws them near. They actually are sensitive to the scent of human blood, and if there‘s a human bleeding in the sea, they'll swim there at full speed even from a far away location. However, it's not to attack, it's just because they get worried and rush to come help. Supposedly, sometimes they may even show up faster than the Sea Bishops who save those who are drowning.
Mermaid family girls are all sweet things that deserve loving.

>>18847205
That's because they're still single with that hat on. There's a high chance regular mermaid lewds are actually Merrow lewds.

>>18847226
>Tengu
Who?

>>18847222
It's a pity that the seahorse design of dance party princess makes her look so much less inviting.

>>18847156
News of the day:
>Local Ratatoskr sex tape leaked, video inside!
The next day:
>Ratatoskr raped as punishment for prank.

>>18847205
The best way to get a Merrow is to go to a relatively safe beach and jerk off loudly. You'll attract at least a dozen of these voyeurs.

>>18847215
Because they’re fatter and brown, plus they’ll get you out of debt in a week.
>tfw no Tanuki cousin who agrees to help me get rid of my student debt on the condition I take her out on a date

>>18847229
But there's only two mermaid lewds on the wiki, and neither of them have pink hair.

>>18847229
Mersharks are bad girls. They corrupt human women.

>>18847263
Into headpat loving sluts. I don't see a problem.

>>18847253
Second-generation merrows with their fathers' hair color!

>>18847250
Just how effective would raping a MG as punishment be, if your heart was against marrying her/you were already married?
It seems pretty impossible, short of damaging torture.

>>18847266
>A type of mermaid that lives in the sea distinguished by their pink hair

>>18847243
The best birds.

>>18847263
Pretty much all monsters corrupt human women. It's the nature of mamano mana. Any monster/incubi couple in one place long enough will create a demon realm. Whether It's dark or bright green is up to the species.

>>18847250
>Ratatoskr raped as punishment for prank.
The things I'd do to be the one delivering that punishment.

>>18847263
But that makes them good girls.

>>18847283
That's where you're wrong kiddo.

>>18847229
>Additionally, their “shark skin” has rough scales with the same properties as their fangs and when it scrapes against a man during sex, it constantly produces throbbing and heat throughout his whole body.
I wonder how many relationships starts with a boy petting a Mershark the wrong way. Seeing him all hot and bothered, leaking out spirit energy from his hand would surely fluster and confuse a Mershark enough for her to engage intercourse.

>>18847246
The design is fantastic if you can accept the seahorse part, sadly few are willing to do so.
Ryugujo remains one of the best places in MGE's world regardless.

>>18847293
They are good, but not loverable dorks.

>>18847246
Says you.

>>18847269
Try to think of it the other way around.
Let's say you did some pretty nasty things and as punishment a Succubus kidnapped you and raped you thoroughly. Even though most of the process would be enjoyable and both of you would have a happy ending, that's probably not how you envisioned your life to go.
This Ratatoskr was probably thinking about taking picture of an Ice Queen's panties and making an article about it, she did not actively want nor plan for an Anon to use her as a portable onahole all day long.

>>18847287
Don't forget to molest her tail.

>>18847320
>H-hahaha, yeah, I definitely didn't want to be tied into a bundle and have my holes penetrated by Anon's gigantic cock for the rest of the week. O-only perverts would want that, and I'm n-not a pervert h-hahaha!

What did you say to her?

>>18847328
This is a manhandle to fluff ratio that can only be surpassed by loli fox grandmas.

>>18847341
>her
Neck yourself monsterboyfaggot.

>>18847312
Having the skeleton of her legs on the outside is a deal breaker.
I'm glad Barb does all his drawings on-model or I never would have noticed they had twintails in KC's design.

>>18847359
>monsterboy
Danbooru tags say that's a girl.

>>18847328
I would do lewd and perverse things to that squirrel so that she looks like a pleasure toy

>>18847373
Be sure to give her plenty of aftercare.

>>18847372
>spammy redditor doesn't understand that shit is tagged wrong very often on boorus
Of course.

>>18847376
Oh, I would.
She’d be a wintoskyr on steroids!
Figuratively speaking of course, although the idea of a muscled rata with big tits that gets man handled has its own appeal

>>18847381
Do you have any solid proof that's a boy beyond the lack of huge tits?

>>18847312
Enjoy being a stay-at-home dad while your wife goes dancing at court.

>>18847387
If you're so good at deciphering booru tags, just look up the series that character is from.

>>18847372
Anyone can tag a character on danbooru, the character is mara from saint onii-san.
https://myanimelist.net/character/68841/Mara

>>18847384
>shortstack rata built like a shotputter with a layer of blubber over her muscled physique
>her fur is thick, luscious, and smells like pine and the moist dew of rainy spring mornings
>she doesn't interview or spy on city or town dwellers for news
>instead she hunts men and monsters in the deep woods, the dark jungles, the distant mountains, the expansive plains and the broad ocean
>she then matchmakes them by knocking the weaker one unconscious and dragging him/her to the prospective spouse's home

>>18847394
>>18847398
Fuck.

>>18847393
Court?

>>18847410
Her greatest strength is no one taking someone three feet tall and half tail seriously.

Wonder how Vampires reacting to their daughterus embracing her monstergirl nature

>>18847411
Fuck off already Redditor.

>>18847411
Delete your image faggot.

>>18847427
>A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

>>18847417
Yeah, where they party. They're explicitly based on Oto-hime of the dragon palace (as seen in Okami and Touhou), and as such are dragon-type sea Pharaohs.
Since male seahorses are the ones that raise the eggs, it would follow that it's your job while she spends her time making sure her subjects aren't bored.

>>18847435
You might make the mpregfags fags come out of the woodwork bro.

>>18847410
Gonna take her home with me.
She sounds comfy

>>18847393
>Not wanting to be a stay-at-home dad
Faggot.

>>18847450
>best parent
Is that Medusa his wife or his daughter? Is he a permanently shota-fied father or just a manlet?

>>18847435
I always personally imagined her as a high roller casino and hotel owner who roams the floor and tries to get her employees hooked up while providing the tamate-bako to departing customers. Given that whole situation with the childbearing, I'd imagine she would continue working, but in a much less active role, maybe just working the front desk and posing for photos with her fans. She would have a lot of idle time, allowing for cutesy loving texts back and forth with her. I'd make sure to send her photos of every adorable thing our little girl does. Eventually, once she sees her sleeping quietly with her tail wrapped around my arm like a piece of seaweed, she'll retire and we'll live the quiet life together raising our girl.

>>18847471
Can lamias control how much of their snake body they raise off the ground?

You've got mail.

>>18847471
Reminder that lamia type can cheat their height by having more or less tail underneath them.

>>18847486
I don't see why not.

>>18847455
>hhhori
https://twitter.com/LucioIsLove/status/986328506408747008

>>18847500

>>18847500
Why do people keep spamming his monsterboy faggotry?

>>18847500
[angry Sabbath noises]

>>18847500
What did KDF do this time?

>>18847513
Damn dragon lesbianism ruining our thread!

>>18847510
Since when does HHori draw monsterboys?

>>18847520
I thought we were just posting things to get people mad at.

>>18847513
Nothing, hhhori is just buck 2.0 when it comes to mental stability.

>>18847513
Nothing anon, I don't think I've ever had any contact with Hori past a perfectly polite and cordial commission request denial like 6 months ago.

>>18847532
Oh. It's just you don't have the greatest track record with artists like that.

>>18847541
Wat?

>>18847541
Anon that was one time, and it turned out she was crazy nutso anyway.

>>18847500
Discord/tumblr faggots, not even once.

Maybe the accusation ELH made about hhhori being the one who posted that private conversation screencap was true after all. I've seen someone in the thread say he's got problems before too.

>>18847410
I bet the city ratas in nice suits/dresses make fun of her

>>18847559
Spill the details you fuck.

>>18847569
>wanting blogging

>>18847569
All I remember is KDF asked an artist for a commission of his daughteru and she went off on him over tumblr for CP.

Slime girl in a sexy bikini.

>>18847569
Basically this >>18847576 and she said no artist should ever draw "CP" or shed block and report them, but then like the next day she said that artists drawing extreme guro of small children as "vent art" was absolutely fine.

>>18847562
ELH admitted to sharing screencaps with his little circle of friends, and that one of them was the one who posted it (and I still think there's a good chance it was ELH himself).

>>18847585
Juicy.

>>18847562
Apparently even TFT kicked it out, make of that what you will.

>>18847562
Doubtful. The original context of those posts shows it only could have come from ELH.

Gyaru satyri.

>>18847562
>>18847586
Weren't there two versions of those where one had been doctored? I may just be remembering incorrectly though.

>>18847594
I’m gonna make her push out as many Greenworms as physically possible!
Gonna have to quit my job to become a farmer because I’ll be banned from every grocery store in the state after daughteru number eight.

Marry the frog.

>>18847618
Only if she lets me put her wedding ring on her tongue so she can wear it like a ring gag.

>>18847618
Ok. How many tadpoles does she want?

>>18847614
FFarmer Anon with his greenworm daughters munching on cabbage heads

Never accidentally lose your Anubis wife's special brush she uses for her tail, or else she might get upset with you, and I'm sure we all know what happens when an Anubis get upset with her husband.

>>18847648
He gets a spanking?

>>18847648
>Loses it
>Blames me again
This cant keep going

>>18847650
No, I think it would be more along the lines of her hitting you with a curse, then sitting on you, teasingly flicking her tail over your body to drive you crazy.

>>18847648
Does
>pp 2d 1106. 1112 (D M
mean anything to you?

>>18845772
I do not trust them after the whole Ice Cream Truck Incident, the Sabbath being the primary perpetrators of the incident in question.

By the Demon Lord, you do not want to see simple minded Mamono fighting over one of those.

They were incredibly pissy to the point that entire neighborhoods were razed in a war over a damned truck.

>>18847683
>sand worm-chan just really wanted some ice cream for her husband and chased the truck

>>18847606
There was no doctoring, only one version.

>Adopted by a Manticore with twin daughters a year younger than you
>They like to walk side by side with you and wrap their tails around your waist so they don't get separated
>Once they start growing up, they continue to insist on wrapping their tails around your waist everywhere you go
>Only difference is they occasionally give you playful jabs with their spines when in a crowded place

Friendly reminder to be very careful about which kind of Sabbath Scouts you buy your cookies from and also read the labels, you don't want to bite into a nice delicious cookie only to find you're suddenly 12 years old with a rock hard dick the size of your adult forearm, do you?

>>18847705
>>Only difference is they occasionally give you playful jabs with their spines when in a crowded place
Oh no!

>>18847705
Be wary of the tail pussy

>>18847690
Here is how the incident went down

>Hot as balls day in the summer
>Many MGs were trying to keep cool
>Hear the Jingle that signifies the truck is around the corner
>Truck's Jingle was getting louder with each passing second
>Many of the MGs were anxious to approach the truck, money in hand.
>Truck arrives
>Suddenly Baphomet and Sabbath Scouts ransack the truck and drive off
>Some were Crestfallen, others were infuriated
>Chased after truck, I was dragged along after my clothing got caught on a wurm's tail
>Wurm tried to head it off when I caught a glimpse of what was going on
> Window was open of the truck at the time, Ice Cream vendor was being raped and contents of the truck being eaten at the same time.
>Needless to say, some others saw it and knocked the truck on it's side, created a chain reaction of debris slamming into various houses.
>Full blown war breaks out, Vendor is taken like Prin Prin from the intro of Ghosts and Goblins
>Last I saw before I was KOed
>When I came to, everyone was gone, some buildings completely razed within a 5 block radius.
>Was on the news as perhaps the worst incident in the town's history aside from the cookie factory incident.

>>18847708
>>18847719
Sabbath scouts are scary.

>>18847719
What a bunch of garbage.

>>18847719
>a stoic, slightly depressed Ice Queen drives back to get more ice cream
>3rd time this week

>>18847648
>and I'm sure we all know what happens when an Anubis get upset with her husband
She makes him play with mega blocks?

What does catnip do to a Cheshire?

>>18847780
The usual stuff

>>18847690
>Be married to sandworm
>Hear the faint sounds of an ice cream truck despite being burrowed underground with your waifu
>Mention something about wanting an ice cream cone
>Without warning, she suddenly bursts out of the ground chasing the ice cream truck
>The sudden movement sends you all the way to the back of her mouth, knocking you out
>Her pursuit of the truck results in an entire block being bulldozed
>Finally she reaches the truck
>She burrows down and pops right back up with precision to fling the truck into the air causing the icy contents to rain below into her
>You wake up a few minutes later to see a whole mess of treats littering the inside of her mouth
Such is the life with a sandworm

>>18847705
Cute!
I’d love to take responsibility after I take both of their virginities one summer night at the family’s lake house.

>>18847792
>I told her she needed to chill, but she thought I said she needed to kill
>That night, we spilled enough blood to fill a bus.

>>18847797
I wonder what her favorite flavor is? Besides her husband

>>18847827
ow
The
edge

>>18847714
Don't be wary, it's still just as much of a security blanket for them as it was when you were all kids, even if they'll never admit it.

>>18847843
Mint chocolate chip

So having found out months late that succubus prison got translated, I've gone ahead and brought the game plus the voice patch. Question is how do I add the voice patch? I'd rather not mess up, though I am guessing its pretty simple. Anyone able to help?

I know these succubi are the bad end sort but they are hot as can be. I'll just headcannon it as them pretending, you really wake up eventually as a husband.

>>18847875
The vg thread woul know more abou that
Also I think that's the kind of game that triggers some here.

>>18847894
>Also I think that's the kind of game that triggers some here.
I hope that's not true.

>>18847899
/mgg/ hates anything that isn't a hugbox.

>>18847594
What a gorgeous bug.
>Due to their warm personality, they treat anyone with gentle kindness, calming the hearts of those who come into contact with them just like the “spring season".
Imagine meeting one after some bad stuff happened to you. She'd make the pain go away and give you a bright outlook on life. Single Papillons are very lewd though so chances are sex would be had.

Best Wonderland girl coming through.

>>18847618
suck a dick

Cutest traitor.

>>18847594
Gorgeous aside form her abdomen not being visible as far as I can tell. Come on artist! She has so little insect to her to begin with, at least give her that!

>>18847954
[Sheev screech]

>>18847951
You first.

>>18847875
Bad end monster girls might not be wife material but they are fantastic fap material.
I personally would still marry a bad end monster girl if she was considerate enough to keep me alive as long as I didn't wrong her.

>>18847955
Bugs with big abdomens deserve extra love.

This is what peak performance looks like.

>>18847964
So... is there a full version of that pic?

>>18847979
https://exhentai.org/g/974294/0258506546/

>>18847875
That’s always about right.
>”I-I’m alive?”
>Of course you are sweetie! Why wouldn’t you be? Hope you’re ready for round two!

>>18847998

>>18847975
Absolutely fucking disgusting

>>18848015
Sabbath plz.

>>18848018
Gonna suplex her through that stand.
No shitty lolihag goat's going to make my daughteru cry.

>>18848006
>>18847998
It just makes more sense to take care of the man they succ. You don’t kill the cow to get her milk because you know it can keep producing milk for the rest of its lifetime.

>>18848026
What would you do when your daughteru comes home from school one day wanting to join the sabbath scouts?

>>18848039
>implying Succubi are smart enough to think ahead

PROTEC

How does humanity maintain a stable population on Planet Monstergirl, if every other dude tries and fails to beat the SUCC instead of marrying their childhood friend?

>>18848083
With my dick!

You know, whenever I think about monster girls, there’s one thing I always realize.

Troubleshooting computers must suck when the user can breathe fire and shatter walls

>>18848051
Ask her if she’s ready to leave home and live with an old man with the rest of her life. She might have to quit school today take care of him and do whatever he says if they get married. If she’s okay with it, let her go and live knowing I failed as a father.

>>18848111
I wish I had that image saved of a dragon girl accidentally scratching the glass on her smartphone.

>>18847928
Is the hatter behind that work?

>>18848103
DO NOT.

>>18848113
>yfw your daughteru's new husband is twice as old as you

>>18846733
How does a Yeti react to a guy holding her paws and praying to them instead of going for the hug?

>>18848125
Wanna do it, gonna do it.

>>18848119
I have your back.

>>18848119
You’d have to triple reinforce that shit with magic for clawed girls to use them

>>18848140
>You and dragon waifu are sleeping in bed
>phone alarm goes off an hour early due to daylight savings
>she tries to turn it off
>scratches the screen
Today’s gonna be one of those days eh?

>>18848101
In the MGE? Because most plenty of men do marry humans. There are just a lot of surplus men due to more men being born than women (an adaptation that came from the past to make up for the huge numbers of men/soldiers killed by monsters in battle).

Plus most monsters can only increase their populations slowly (aside from mass monsterization events).

>>18848126
>yfw meeting your daughteru's fat faceless lolicon husband

>>18848051
Literally impossible considering I adopted her after she was excommunicated from the Sabbath for her "heretical ideas".
All she wanted was to grow up. Now she has a place to do that and a chubby Apophis nee-san to bunk with.

>>18848051
But anon, she's already one of those.

>>18848131
NO.

>>18848168
kill yourself.

>>18848140
Anon isn't texting back quick enough

>>18848156
Fat faceless lolicons that come near my daughterus will be executed with extreme prejudice.

>>18848174
For real though, how quickly do you need to text someone back?

>>18848168
>that man face

>>18848101
>Implying the childhood friend wasn't the SUCC all along.

>>18848191
If it's a deagon, nearly instantly. They are very clingy and protective, seeing that you aren't answering will worry them.

>>18847959
Sheeve?

>>18848018
I want to draw dicks on Bapho-chan's face with a permanent marker!

>>18848053
>>18848039

>>18848218
>he doesn’t get the reference
How did this happen? We’re smarter than this!

>>18848140
>2AM
>Anon isn't home yet
>His phone died so he can't text her back

>>18847849
You can't have life without death anon, It's the duplicitous edge which we all walk upon.

>>18848240
This is how anon wakes up to Jinko mercenaries hired to bring him back to the dragon

>>18848218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3oSAVwcD4U

>>18848223
This is an acceptable practice if you're using your own dick as a stencil.

>>18848101
You gotta grab the succ's tail it ends in victory every time. The Paladin in charge of my training told me so when she was teaching close quarters combat

>>18848277
I don’t suppose she did some costumed role play to help you understand how to disarm a succubus did she?

>>18848276
No way dude, then I might get permanent marker on my dick!

>>18848297
Don't worry, she knows how to clean it off.

>>18848292
She did which was surprising. Where do you think she got such a costume

>>18848277
Great you just gave me the idea of a masochistic succubus disguising herself as a paladin to train some unwitting squire to do all her rough sexual fantasies and passing it off as actual combat. Then one day she reveals herself and he does everything she told him to do while wondering why she keeps coming back for more.

>>18848305
They must distribute them. I’ve seen more paladins training their squires that way lately. It seems like they must train everyday, multiple times a day.

>>18848292
>"Mmmm-phwa!~ So you see squire, if you let your guard down even for a moment, something like this could happen to you. However, you have a last minute defense if you can manage to grab a hold of the Succubus' horns and stroke behind her ears!"
>Lady Prioress? Was it really necessary to actually give me a blowjob?
>"Y-yes! Of course it was young man. Now, I'll show you how to escape the terrible grip of a Succubus' breasts. I'll have to go through with it entirely if you mess up!"

>>18848156
>>18848189
#NotAllFatties

>>18848338
She's not a loli and he's not faceless.
I feel you've missed the point.

>>18848326
>/fit/ Paladin ladies in Succubus costumes having sex with their squires under the guise of "training"
Don't lie, you want a Paladin Cougar to do that to you.

>>18848267
Star wars is gay

>>18848326
She really got into it too. I think she use to do acting before joining the war effort

>>18848360
ur mum gay

>>18848359
Not that anon but I’ll take one.

>>18848277
>>18848292
>>18848305
>>18848326
>>18848367
Am I the only one who sees through this charade?

>>18848387
All I see is some wholesome training for valiant soldiers of the order

>>18848379
ur dad a alp

>>18848387
You’re absolutely right. No more charades. These warriors need the test of a real battlefield! Each paladin and squire must go alone into the battlefield and let what happens happen. Who knows if we ever see them again. Such is the cost of being protectors of our land.

running away with a succubus paladin and starting a quiet life in the neutral territory sounds comfy

>>18848398
You're a fool.

>>18848420
Meh

>>18848360
delet this

I don’t want a lamia or a Medusa, I want a true, fearsome Gorgon Amazon whose stone cold glare can turn my dick rock solid.

Daily reminder that this is best girl.

>>18848441
>this is a best girl
Fixed.

All girls are best girls to someone and everyone is right.

>>18848444
>All girls are best girls to someone and everyone is right.
Are you lost or something?

Best succubus, prove me wrong.

>>18848463
Or something.

>>18848478
DO NOT

>>18848491

>>18848478
Evilest cat deserves bullying and kittens

>>18848499
!

>>18848488
Best aquatic Succubus for sure, but there is just way too much competition on land.
It's like that one college football star who dominates the field in his league but become mere fodder once he gets in the big league.

>>18848524
>Best aquatic Succubus
But she's the only aquatic succubus.

>>18848488

>>18848561
>Chaos
No.

>>18848534
Case and point.
What do you do with a Nereid that's better than with other succubi? All I can think of involves the sea and/or their aquatic nature.

>>18848561
Night Gaunts are by far and away my favorite. They can hardly be considered the best since they are such a pronounced taste, but I'm sure they receive more than enough love from the few who do actually love them.

18848569
>It’s not enough to force the meme, he has to screencap it

Sign the damn contract already.

>>18848601
What do the extra lines around the heart signify?

>>18848499
Whose butt is fattest in the land?
Why, it’s Sphinx! Lazing about in the sand!

>>18848592
In terms of Chaos, NightGaunts are decent. How does everyone rank the chaos species?

My ranting:
>Thread Wendigos
Power Gap
>Wendigos
>Night Gaunt
>Shoggoth
Power Gap
>Mindflayer
>Atlach Nacha

>>18848624
This, but switch Mindflayers and Shoggoths.

What's she saying?

>>18848624
Are Wendigos actually a Chaos species or are they just similar in effect?
I don’t recall it ever being mentioned for them.

>>18848613
I bet Sphinx-chan just wants a lily white humanboy to be her seat!

>>18848624
>Mindflayer
>Shoggoth
>Night Gaunt
>Wendigo Threadcanon version doesn't count

>>18848638
They’re technically not since they are from Native American lore rather than Lovecraftian horror. Due to their gimmick, however, they often get added as an honorary chaos species.

>>18848624
Wendigo > Shog > Night Gaunt > Flayer > power gap > Atlach Nacha

The verbal abuse is a dealbreaker, even if it does go away with constant dickings.

SOMEDAY.

>>18848624
Atlach Nacha and Mindflayer are on a tier of their own for being so active on their quest to spread chaos onto the world. To me that makes them the best, but I can see why for a lot of people that would make them the worst.
Wendigo and Shoggoths are fairly popular. Night Gaunt had a few shining moment of discussion though I'm suspecting those were the result of the same few fervent anons rather a lot of them.

1: Mindflayer & Atlach-Nacha (tie)
3: Night Gaunt
4: Shoggoth
5: Wendigo

>>18848638
>>18848649
KC clearly referred to Wendigos as part of the "Cthulhu girls" in both her making-of and Atlach-Nacha's making-of. He also designed Atlach-Nacha to be a counterpart of sort to Wendigos as they are both chaos lolis.