/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bloody hell that last thread died quickly.

>It didn't even last a full day
What suddenly made /jp/ this fast

>>18836348
Welcome to the new /jp/.

>>18836349

>>18836322
I know Girls for M, but I don't like that extreme femdom, I just want proper femdom that isn't a girl doing a footjob then going sub.

>>18836373
I will blame the conglomeration of /v/ and Reddit on this. I have absolutely no evidence so my argument is completely sound.

>>18836289
Well the brown cat does ravish him unconscious repeatedly. She's more than just a little assertive.

https://exhentai.org/g/1211604/b7abe1b5f2/

>>18836386
>I just want proper femdom that isn't a girl doing a footjob then going sub.
And I want chocolate syrup rain, but you don't hear me complaining.

What monstergirls would be vets?

>>18836386
>I just want proper femdom that isn't a girl doing a footjob then going sub.
this

>>18836401
Go away wurm-chan you don't understand my pain.

I never knew I wanted to see a kuudere making this face until now.

>>18836391
>I have absolutely no evidence so my argument is completely sound.
We have a redditor that constantly spams shit here though.

>>18836407
Lots of amazons, lizardmen and salamanders.

>>18836326
Doesn't creep imply he's like that towards all girls?

>>18836409
Wurm-chan understands everything.
I'm not a big fan of the ditzy Wurm meme. It's like people stopped reading the profile at "their intelligence is extremely low".

>>18836326
How rude!

>>18836410
Nav is a gift from heaven.

>>18836449
But true.

>>18836391
You forgot /monster/.

>>18836474
GO nurture your hateboner for KDF in your discord, Ace.

>>18836436
There's nothing else in the profile that even hints at wurms not being dum though. All you have there is a statement emphatically saying that they're stupid and a bunch of information that either supports that statement or fails to refute it; we didn't get more on wurms until later, and at that point the threadcanon cement had already dried.

>>18836482
Tell me, what wondrous deed did KDF do for you to white-knight him so hard?

>>18836500
So you don't deny that you're Ace. Eat shit and fuck off, KDF can fuck off too but you 200% need to fuck off.

>>18836482
>Only some namefag could possibly hate Quicksilver

How about that quad amputee picture he posted literally last thread

>>18836386
Not all of Girls for M is extreme stuff.

>>18836489
It's not like the Wandering Scholar conducts in-depth observations of the monsters he documents: he just spends a few minutes with them and moves on. He probably jumped to conclusions regarding the wurm after seeing them wreck shit in pursuit of a mate.

>>18836500
It's probably in the same bucket as whatever Beast did to earn that guys hate and how many licks to get to the centre of a tootsie pop.
The world may never know.

>>18836504
The fact that he keeps posting that Raiju and Kobold pic. Plus he basically admitted it.

>>18836510
We know that, but until given more info that's all we have to go on. Doesn't change the fact that reading the whole profile won't do anything to change your opinion on dumb wurms as you or the other guy stated, either. You've gotta dig a lot deeper than that to find out how wrong the scholar was in this case.

>>18836509
99% of it is basically genderflipped Asanagi.

>>18836500
If you really are Ace you should definitely kill yourself. The last thing we need is you bringing more shitposting in here.

>>18836530
I literally had no idea who this Ace guy was until you mentioned him.

>>18836545
Sure, buddy.

>>18836554
What do I have to do to prove I'm being truthful?

>>18836563
Figure it out.

Remove Shog.

>>18836590
Return the slab!

>>18836617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v1KKXDdJLs

>>18836526
Jesus that was a fucked up one.
She cut off his cock and balls and permanently emasculated him at the end of that scene. There was also the one where fertile males were ultra rare and treated as valuable slaves, so the female character in the show buys one and abuses him until she decides to crush his testacles with a mallet so he's permanently sterile.

>>18836755
>in the show

Chapter, rather.

I want to tell a Salamander that R Lee Ermey died

Who the heck is Lee Ermy?

Which monster girl do I go to for MEAT in all caps?

>>18836772
Pretty much THE guy who got hired to be drill sergeants

>>18836772
The drill instructor from the only parts people remember from full metal jacket

>>18836768
Stop. It still hurts.

>>18836772
If you've ever seen any drill sergeant/instructor in any media at all there's like a 98% chance it's directly or indirectly based on him. Half of the other 2% are it's just him.

>>18836817
>Big buff salamander
>Can manhandle anyone, isn't afraid of anything
>Weeping like a bitch now that she knows he's gone

Weird idea for a group of nerd girls
Like a dark mage, hakutaku, lich and gremlin all teem up to make super mageteck machines

>>18836840
And they make a mech suit for Anon so he can fight crime!

>>18836755
Demon lord save us

>>18836772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEmL8ITrg38

>>18836784
I remember the mickey mouse song

>>18836861
Would actively promoting masturbation to men/boys in MGC be illegal?

I want to treat a living doll like a daughter.

>>18836667
Worship Pharaoh.

>>18836923
Priest-Queen of greatest dynasty!

>>18836923
Grape the Pharaoh

>>18836373
>someone screencapped my annoyed explanation
Saves the hassle of typing it out each time I guess.

>>18836755
I bet Girls For M would be the MGE equivalent of The Human Centipede or A Serbian Film.

>>18836938
NO. I fight for the Pharaoh

>>18836938
Give me both!

>>18836938
>>18836958
Can't we all just get along?

>>18836915
Your nights are gonna be pretty creepy when she starts getting tired of your shit for not dicking her.

I want a dragon Artoria.

The proper role of the Pharaoh is to act as the big brown onahole of grapesnake otouto

>>18836986
>grapesnake otouto
Monsterboyfag get out.

>>18836984
Would continue the bloodline of britain with.

Tiny onis.

>>18836993
Nigga you got shitposters on the brain. I meant grapesnake's little brother. As in a human.

>>18836969
>you will never adopt a cute grapesnake daughter with your Pharaoh wife.

>>18837016
Worse than huge onis

>>18837021
You should've been clearer.

Fight for sword lilim

>>18836975
She can't do anything if she's locked in a crib.

>>18837058
Why would you do that

>>18836984
Those arms need to be bigger.

>>18837055
But I want to fight and claim cute girls

>>18837055
She should arm her tail

>>18837055
A challenger appears

>>18837065
So fight UNDER her and not against her.

>>18837060
Because sex starved girls are cute. The way they try to get every little bit they can when you kiss them, and how they rub their bodies up against you.

>I don't pay you to sit around doing nothing.

>>18837082
you don't pay me at all, ya dumb cat

>>18837055
>Sword Lilim challenges anon to sword fight
>Anon sucks ass with a sword so he improvises
>When she draws her blade he unzips his fly and draws his man-spear, relying on her passive lewd aura to keep it fully engorged and ready for battle
How does she react?

>>18837076
But why is she fighting cute monster girls?
It doesn't make sense.

I would imagine throwing her voice is child's play for a Cheshire Cat, so now I'm envisioning fucking her from behind while she instructs/encourages me with ASMR whispers my ear.

>Her pussy enveloping my entire member
>Greedily sucking away
>All the while I can hear her voice egging me on
>Telling me to move my hips faster
>Thrust harder
>Cup and squeeze her breasts
>Tease her nipples
And so forth

>>18837075
That design is just asking for a lawsuit.

>>18837055
I too have a Lilim with a sword

>>18837106
No Lilim can match the glory that is Kawaiipenis.

>>18837100
Well yeah. Hat-Lilim was literally modeled after worst-girl because Lostpenis is a hack

>>18837100
Monster girls in uniform is pretty good though

>>18837090
Half swording him in the face

>>18837100
>Be the author of this manga
>Be known for having a fetish for stacked onee-sans
>Make the tsundere with loli body type "win"
What was he thinking?

Why are living dolls listed as "omnivorous"?

>>18837119
Worst girl?

>>18837158
because some plants have souls to

>>18837158
If MGE undead can give birth, then dolls can eat.

>>18837158
They aren't, looks like whoever wrote that wiki entry messed up.

>>18837170
Beyond looks esdeath has no redeeming qualities and like most of the villains in AGK is a cunt mainly because she can be.
Wild hunt is worse though, what the did to Bors's wife was fucked up
The show as a whole felt closer to "edgy for the sake of edge." over having any compelling plot

>>18837134
Has to pander to the lowest common denominator.
>>18837204
It's a shame, I would have gone for a gentle dom military woman.

>>18837204
>edgy for the sake of edge."
isnt that whats kids are into these days?

What monster girl would be a good business partner for me on my quest to get a living doll into every family household?

>>18837211
>lowest common denominator.
You mean otakus, losers and nerds?

>It's snowing in mid-April
I'm going to give this Ice Queen a piece of my mind

>>18837219

>>18837221
The ones with bad taste yes.

>>18837204
>what they did to Bors's wife was fucked up
Fuck it, what did they do?

>>18837134
>tfw the onee-sans get fucking killed
Leone deserved better.

>>18837240
That devil could use a personal trainer.

>>18837230
Raped and murdered her and her daughter on the guys grave with 0% reason to do it
only the side chapter with the three girls was more pointlessly dark

Friendly reminder that oral sex with a loli monstergirl gets 10x lewder if you make her wear a blindfold!

>>18837204
Is Viccy a redeemed Esdeath?

>>18837204
>>18837261
YAMERO.
I didn't need reminded of this again. The only thing worse was nee-san dying in both versions.

>>18837123
Seems about right.

>>18837257
What she needs is my hands groping her.

>>18837355
A massage, huh? Works great for that guy in the fat elf manga. Briefly.

>>18837365
Anon, I'm a big enough pervert that it working or not doesn't matter, I just want to get her panting.

Haughty monsters with haughty laughs.

>>18837390
The best

>Their tails generally have a heart-like shape, and when succubi experience arousal and desire towards men, their tails waggle in an alluring manner as if to express those feelings.

Imagine a succubus trying to prep you for the ultimate seduction only for her constantly moving tail to keep distracting you.

>>18837406
What is it about Ojou laughs that makes it so great?

>>18837418
That is probably my favorite Succubus image from Latenight. Now if only he was willing to draw Makai Knight Succubi in cute situations,

>>18837390
>you will never be a tall ojou's "prince"

>>18837426
It shows their confidence and assertiveness.

Pick a bride.

>>18837460
Miia. Unless I can pick two, then Miia and Rachne.

>>18837460
None.

>>18837460
Can I marry Tio or Smith instead

>Our king!

>>18837460
As the last arc showed, Rachnera is the most reliable waifu.

>>18837475
If the MGE universe was real I would already have joined.

>>18837475
See >>18837490.

>>18837488
This anon speaks the truth.

>>18837460
I pick Cara from the farm

>>18837460
Where's Tio?

>>18837301
>make her wear a blindfold
>can't see her expressions or make eye contact

>>18837475
How does the Sabbath feel about non-loli monstergirls joining not because they want to be the loli,but because they want to lewd the loli too?

>>18837495

>>18837488
>Most reliable
>When they thought MC was going to die she told him to accept it

>>18837512
>allowing you to die with dignity when you get a terminal illness.
second best girl

>>18837497
Who knows how long that awful farm arc would have lasted if not for her efforts!

I mean I am not overly critical but the arc ended up so inconsequential, Rachnee becoming a host selecting agent for a while was the best part of it. It was hard for me to enjoy the lewd when it was with a bunch of cow and sheep girl characters that I couldn't care much about (especially when we eventually find out how shallow their supposed feelings are).

>>18837522
>She didn't want to fight death unlike Miia who even told death to take her too along with him

Nip slime best slime.

>>18837512
And was deeply ashamed when she found out Lala was lying. She didn't tell Kimihito to accept it either, she told Mia that she shouldn't prolong his suffering.

>>18837529
drama dueen

>>18837535
I dont see no nips

>>18837475
I had a dream last night that succubi were using lenticular printing to create posters that would mimic the flash in their eyes that accompanies a charm spell, compelling people to do whatever the poster said if they saw it.

>>18837535
Nip* is usually best *. Except spiders, fuck both of those things.

>>18837506
Probably just fine anon, as long as there is a love of loli. I mean, I'm sure at least some of the older Sabbathites have mommy issues.

>>18837564
>* is usually best *
What the fuck are you trying to do?

>>18837570
I think he meant Nip anything is best anything, anon

>>18836502
>>18836500
It's a weird feeling not giving a shit about how people spend their fucking money on shit about their waifus. It's pathetic based on mileage but at least Quicksilver/KDF didn't go full fucking Furfag or UncleBourbon (God bless his soul) with his comms.

This drama is fucking retarded and ya'll need to simmer down.

>>18837564
I will fight you.

>>18837570
Not him, but * is a standard wildcard.

>>18837577
>UncleBourbon

>>18837577
Wait, is KDF a furfag too?

The powerful ass of a conqueror

>>18837588
Dumb newfag.

>>18837591

>>18837587
It wasn't obvious from the get-go?

>>18837577
you think maybey we should have an event or activity to release pent up tension?

>>18837587
He once admitted to being, at least at one time, a brony.

>>18837587
I've commissioned a few artists who also draw furries but I wouldn't consider myself a 'furfag' anon.

>>18837606
are people still obsessed about that pony shit?

I will post this every day until you like her.

>>18837627
you will only make ppl hate her because they'll think of your dumb ass every time they see her

>>18837591
I like them with more muscle

>>18837625
This, he said it was like 5 years ago.

>>18837627
Fuck off back to your own thread.

Being friends with a guy whose wife is a mindflayer must be really weird.

>A group of friends are having a drink at their local pub.
>"Guys, this is my cousin, George. He's in town for a few days. George, that's Tim…"
>"Hey there."
>"… that's Derek…"
>"Yo."
>"oh, and that's Anon."
>"*squid noises*"

>>18837647
Same

>>18837627
Abyssals are lovely, but you're also a bit of a cunt.

>>18837606
>>18837625
I'm sure a lot of people would be surprised at how many of us were in to those two before coming here.

This is your maid for today

>>18837675
>of us
You mean Discord shitters?

Mogu mogu

>>18837643
You type like a typical wiki browser.

>>18837677
I'd rather have this maid.

>>18837675
This.

>>18837580
I love how her tail stiffens in shock.

>>18837684
i never go there so i don't know what that means

It is the duty of every man to give his momster-in-law grandkids.

>>18837675
Speak for yourself, don't project the faggotry that happens in your discord circlejerk on the thread.

>>18837709
The only time a monstergirl is every happy being called "granny" is when it's being said by a bunch of cute little monstergirl kids.

Naive succubi!

>>18837709
I want a titty-monster ryu as soft as that one looks.

>>18837775
I miss Hroz

Caught in the act!

>>18837681
>>18837713
I don't know what discord you lurked in but people in the circlejerk one ridicule that kind of thing.

>>18837604
One night every year. Yes.

>>18837779
Hroz still makes doujins-sadpanda is just too lazy to upload them.

>>18837788
Stop spamming.

>>18837797
>There's tons of unuploaded and untranslated Hroz doujins out there.
This isn't making me feel better.

>>18837790
Fuck off discord nigger.

>>18837790
Kill yourself my man.

This is your janny, say something nice about him or he'll delete all your posts and get his friends at resetera and sonicforums to dox you!

Go back to spamming images you retarded faggot.

>>18837775
>You'll never get beaten in combat and raped by a sexy blueberry demon.
>Even if it's just roleplay.
God damn it.

>>18837852
sometimes, I want to be killed by one.

>>18837951
You know that wouldn't even happen if they were real.

>>18837951
But why

>>18837958
tired of life, seems like it would be a good way to end it.

>>18837970
You are just going to become undead/start living in mge afterlife anyway

>>18837970
>tired of life
>wants to get killed by something fantastical

I want to introduce Monstergirls to metal.

>Intellectual MGs like hakutakus entranced by the complexity of experimental prog metal
>Lich experiments with technical death metal in-between necromantic rituals
>Oni moshpit erupts into an uncontrollable frenzy that spills out into the streets
>Sirens decide to forgo their traditional singing in favor of speed metal. They still attract men but they usually have lots of tattoos and piercings.
>Lilim masquerades as a human so she can play bass in a tribute band

>>18837989
I dont want to be in the middle of a mosh pit, they would smash my pelvis by smashing me with they asses, god save me if I fall and they start jumping on me

>>18837970
End that silly talk.

>>18837970
At that point you could just go for some extreme mindflaying instead

>>18837998
Monster girl suicide hotlines would be nice.

>>18837989
>Sirens
>speed metal
>not kawaii metal

>>18838026
>Tracking your location right away

Is she actually ordering something or is she just haunting you?

>>18838034
>you
She's actually looking at the person behind you.
She has to be.

>>18838032
>Your information has been passed along to your local ratatoskr agent.
> Please stand by, our representative will be with your shortly...

>>18838054
is that wriggle nightbug?

>>18838054
Please dont ever post this again

>>18838063
Yes.

>>18838055
Who is their representative?

>>18838074

>>18838073
She got a good theme

>>18837016
Excellent pun. I am mildly amused.

without bad art
would mge touhou crossover art be cringy?

>>18838074
An abominable Cheshire Yeti, created by a mad Lich exclusively for MG suicide hotlines

>>18838084
Some characters would fit right in I guess.

tfw no Yukari mamono wife

>>18838084
You tell me.

>>18837460
I'll take that one.

>>18838084
Probably not. There's already that really nice looking Reimu lamia.

>>18838084
Not if you make it fitting.

Best imp.

>>18838100
what would be fitting

>>18838032
>Anon calls the MGC suicide hotline
>Gets assigned a monstergirl roommate to help with his depression and cuddle him.
>There's a 100% marriage rate.
You know that manga about the depressed guy and the succubus? It'd be like that.

>>18838116
A species wearing an outfit of a character that fits them.

>>18838084
anything is possible is done right,
hell I've seen a hidamari sketch death note crossover comic that actually worked.

>>18838121
cute

>>18838091
Ah yes, the terrifying hell-nyan

>>18838084
I mean
Some of them fit in to begin with.

>>18838092
You'll have to be more specific.

>>18838141
The one in the wedding dress.

>>18838137
In more ways than one.

>>18838141
the pretty one

>>18838079
I'm Mary Poppins ya'll~

>>18838157
Still not specific enough.

>>18838180
Cute snek

>>18838173
Anon please, I don't want to remember

>>18838084
It all depends on the execution since Touhou is already crossed over into even the most niche things.

>>18838079
kind of looks a little bit like homura's clara dolls

Would you sign her contract?

>>18838216
No way dude, a contract without words is up to way too much interpretation and I don't want to get loopholed!

>>18838216
Without a doubt. Childhood friend contracts are the purest love a Demon can have.

>>18838086
>big cuddle monster
>can teleport anywhere, any time and get her cuddles

Cleaning the waifu.

>>18838216
Depends, whats in it?

>>18838239
The only correct way to clean the waifu is with your tongue anon.

>>18837234

She deserved to be in a series that wasn't shit.

I wanna tease a monster about her age.

>>18838216
>She grows into a tall and assertive demoness

yes

>>18838242
only what you take with you.

>>18838250
That takes too long to clean a sandworm carapace. Much quicker to swing by a carwash.

>>18838262

>>18838264
I can't go into a contract, I can only sign into one Yoda.

THICC sneks.

>>18838267
Probably more economical to just learn some simple magic in that case.

>Moooooom! I found a boyfriend!

>>18838278
It's not as fulfilling of skinship, though. Got to spoil her the right way.

>>18838284
>'Wow, you still live with your mom? '
>Angry apophis noises
>Imotou comes in because her sister's making a lot of noise

>>18838255
She was also voiced by Rider in the shitfest anime adaption the series had.

Fish but.

>>18838284
Lewd baby crazy girls who live with their single moms are just asking for threesomes.

>>18838284
>monstergirl calling her mom when she gets a bf
Cute.

>>18838292

>>18838292
I think she gets enough of that the rest of the time.

>>18838305
So more best girl

>>18837805
Y'know they'd stop fucking with you if you weren't so easy to bait.

Reminder that it's hip to fuck bees.

>>18838305
>>18838336
My niggers.

>>18838306

I wonder why they don't just make the transition from girl to fish more gradual. Same thing with lamias. Here it looks like Mero's just wearing a mermaid tail, to me.

>>18838356
Gorgon is for groping and tender dicking

>>18838363

and by they I mean people like Crabman.

>>18838343
You can leave.

>>18838343
I want to taste a loli-bee's honey cunny!

Kelpie

Species: Centaur Subspecies

Habitat: Near Freshwater Lakes and Rivers

Disposition: Lustful, Cunning

Diet: Carnivorous

A subspecies of centaurs, Kelpies are uniquely amphibious and prefer living near large bodies freshwater. In addition, Kelpies are carnivores, which is probably inevitable as Kelpies during the era of the previous Demon Lords were known to be man-eaters. Appearance-wise, Kelpies are known to generally possess black fur and hair as well as wear water-weeds on their heads.

Capable of transforming themselves into seemingly ordinary human women, Kelpies would often lure unwary human men towards a body of freshwater. Once close enough, a Kelpie would then seize her victim, using another form of magic to ensure that any direct skin contact onto her bare skin will cause her victim’s own skin to be stuck onto it like glue. The Kelpie will then assume her true form before dragging her victim into the water, ravishing him while ensuring that he will not drown by blessing him with a third form of magic that ensures that both the Kelpie and her “chosen rider” will not drown. If she has taken a fancy of her victim, she will quickly claim him as a husband and will generally cease attacking other humans afterwards.

During sexual intercourse, it is not uncommon for a Kelpie to use her magic to ensure that her body is basically “glued” onto her husband’s own body. Thankfully, the magic can be easily controlled and even undone by the Kelpie herself thus avoiding any “painfully awkward” moments.

>>18837970
Shikibuses take all the pain away.

>>18838376
I miss Metalacolypse, almost makes me regret not having TV.

Pinky!

Foxes.

>>18838306
>>18838343
>>18838375
>>18838376
>>18838408
>mindless spamming

BIG vampires

>>18838408

Midnight is best but Mina is a good runner up.

>>18838366
My melanin-enriched brethren.

>>18838429
Would you rather slowpoke and overlord meidos?

>>18838431
Tiny vampires are superior.

>>18838431
Gonna molest those bloodsacks

>>18838439
I have her on /jp/.
Love her.

>>18838448
You don't need to replace bad things with more bad things anon.

>>18838055
I want the rata!

>>18838448
Both are kill.

>>18838451
That makes absolutely no sense to me m8

Would you listen to her song?

>>18838478
No, now fuck off you insufferable faggot.

>When drinking results in over fourteen hours of sleep and the Wisps still haven't taken me
Fucking blueballed here.

>>18838473
It's an indisputable truth.

>>18838478
Of course
>>18838486
Well that's no way to make friends

>>18838439
I like when winged girls use a yawn and stretch to curl their wing around a guy and pull them close.

>>18838478

She shouldn't have cut her hair. I blame Chihiya. She should die for this.

I need Cheshire or Sabbath stories. Or anything involving Rata-chan.

>>18838514
Exactly.
Would love a big buff valkryie to yawn as an excuse to wing hug me closer.
Just be sure not to ask why she's yawning if she doesn't need to sleep.

Would Lamiae be endotherms or exotherms?

I thought at first they would strictly be exotherms, but given their volume in proportion to their surface area, they'd retain heat really, really well, which would be fine in most temperate climates, but anything too hot or too cold would kill them or make them extremely uncomfortable, since their body would be extremely slow to heat up/cool down to a proper body temp in extreme temperatures.

Maybe it's somewhere in between, like a leatherback turtle? This kind of shit keeps me up at night.

>>18838571
>This kind of shit keeps me up at night.
You're overthinking it way too much.

>>18838448
>would you rather have cancer to be shot in the stomach?

Monster nurse is the best kind of nurse.

>>18838598
>without intruding into the body

lame

Please select the standard uniform for your Khepri wives.
...You... ARE going to make them wear a standard uniform, right?

>>18838619
....I'm kinda torn.
Maybe a theme that they can have some variation of their own personal choice in?

>>18838598
Indeedly-doodly.

>>18838616
>>>/d/

>>18838627
reeeee KDF, reeeeeee

>>18838637
>wiki filename
you got baited anon.

>>18838627
>I too choose this man's wife.

>>18838624
Are you saying if you gave them a 'schoolgirl' theme, there'd be a class president-type with a perfect uniform set to standards, a delinquent type with a rugged and incorrectly worn look, a 'class slut' type with her buttons always undone a bit too far, and more?
That is acceptable.

>>18838640
You do realized who commissioned it don't you?

>>18822867
Well by that logic anon anyone who's fucked a sex doll or an onahole/fleshlight is not a virgin.

>>18838653
I don't know.
I could do a school girl theme like that, a maid theme like that, a harem theme where they wear everything from elegant silks that drape off their frames to jewelry that simply 'covers' them

It's tough

>>18838666
Oh hey, I've done that! Sometimes you aren't all that bad, Satan!

>>18838619
50s pinup Airwomen Uniforms!

>>18838619
Golden maid outfits or rubber catsuits.

>>18838671
>spoiler
NOW we're talking.
The question is, do you watch them oil each other up every morning, or do you personally oil them up yourself?

>>18838657
You do realize you're a fucking faggot, right?

>>18838627
Well at least she's in double digits

>>18838666
Sex toys aren't living beings anon.

>>18838691
Barely.

>>18837970
>pathetic fag can't help but whine on any chance
>like clockwork equally pathetic fags come to rescue

>>18838693
And monster girls aren't non-sentient animals, your point?

>>18838687
Depends on how many there are but I'd probably oil them up.

>>18838689
90% of the Kobold gallery on the wiki is KDF's commissions.

>>18838693
Jesus fuck go away.

>>18838703
>tfw Kobold gallery would probably be a ghost town without him
sad.

>>18838717
And having it flooded with his degenerate daughter-fucking bondage is better?

>>18838598
Comfy nurse

>>18838717
Isn't it the same way for mice, jabbers, and gazers too?

>>18838728
I guess not, it's just saying that "KDF ruined Kobolds" is dumb.

>>18838742
Yes.

>>18838735
>Yeti Nurse hypnotized by patient's cock
Yes, yes this pleases me

>>18838598
That must feel incredible. Can any of my waifu contenders do something like this?

>>18838752
>hypnosis
Take that shit back to dA.

>>18838760
Can a nigga just like something in a passing comment damn

>>18838760
>Implying that all MGs don't get hypnotized every time they see an erect dick and especially when it's their husbands

>>18838760
Which monstergirls would be card-carrying members of the Waifu Police, who interrogate couples for "inappropriate interactions?"

>>18838763
If it makes you feel better, I also like light hypnosis and girls being enthralled by their future husband's dick.

>>18838368
Well to be fair, her actual design has a smoother transition than that poorly done fan art.

>>18838778
Whichever ones hate KDF the most.

>>18838779
Right? Jeeze.

>>18838571
Somewhere in-between seems likely. Many real creatures are not strictly endotherms or exotherms.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please comfort the cold blooded waifus as, for some at least, winter decides to give us the finger one last time.

>>18838785
Wiggles Ears

Do you have a setting anon? Can you tell us about it?

>a whole big group of Sabbath Scouts will never knock on your door to try and sell you their cookies
>all you can do is ogle them in their uniforms

>>18838806
Too early.

>>18838807
I don't see any ear-wiggling there.

What would be your waifu's signature dish?

Anons, which of you have a waifu that treats you as her son? What race is her? How is it like? And..... do you get spanked or slapped when you misbehave?

>>18838816
Modern setting with nerfed monster mana

>>18838824
Not for me, its 10:30, time to sleep!

>>18838830
The Kiki does good stews, the neuro knows my love of steamed rice, the shogg makes good pies.

>>18838826
I said it "ironically"

How would MGs react to SJWs?

>>18838853
With disdain, like any other rational thinking person

>>18838819
You need to stop with those anon, Sabbath Scout uniforms are too lewd and I can't stop thinking about them.

>>18838816
I have one for my ultimate dream waifu setting, yes. It's basically an alternate-universe version of Earth that's exactly the same as this one except that monstergirls suddenly appeared and peacefully and quickly integrated all over the globe around WWII time. I'd still live with my waifu in the current year, in the current city I live in too so we can both have at least some of the things we've been familiar with ll our lives. We'd even live in my/her old neighborhood too for max comfiness. Sure it's a bit idealistic and cliche, but that's the ultimate dream.

>>18838816
Basically MGC but less of a shithole.

Squids!

>>18838853
>>18838857
Pretty much. The irony is MGE has quite a bit of pro-sex feminism, but of course none of that matters in this day and age

>>18838857
Scum beyond redection type? Or just a "I dont want my daughter or husband to be around those people" type.

Everyone always asks me "Hey wendidad, what's the hardest part of being married to a Wendigo?". Well ill tell you. Its making breakfast in bed for her. Imagine putting some bacon and ham in the pan and as soon as you hear a sizzle you're going to be swarmed by multiple daughterfus looking to sneak a bite. And if you get past them chances are the wife isn't in bed anymore but is trying to get some meat right along with them.

>>18838885
MGs are likely feminists par excellence, of course I mean the defunct type of feminism that actually made sense.

>>18838872
>tfw this spammers posts get deleted, yet he's never banned
Then again, modsalso left furshit untouched in the previous thread.

>>18838900
Just make them wear nose pegs to sleep anon.

>>18838905
Jannies can't ban.

>>18838816
An Earth in which monstergirls suddenly appeared and introduced magic because their world get ravaged by the Goddess and they had to jump ship.

>>18838857
I dont think so. They likely consider SJW men an emergency case in need of MG sex and women in dire need of monsterization. The ideology as a whole though, would likely be considered way more dangerous than The Order.

>>18838830
Rabbit stew.

>>18838907
>chorus of nasally little Wendi voices saying goodnight
Weird yet cute.

>>18838865
>You need to stop with those anon, Sabbath Scout uniforms are too lewd and I can't stop thinking about them.
Never, Sabbath Scout uniforms are love.

>>18838891
>>18838924
I'm gonna say with disgust. Their ideology makes no sense, and they KNOW that and yet, they choose to cling on to it like it's the only thing that gives them a reason to live. Actually, it is the only thing that gives them a reason to live. Why would you want to waste valuable time on that filth?

>>18838816
2D alternative version of our modern Earth.

Monstergirls live infiltrated in our societies and hold positions of power, with their own clans and traditions. Depending on the species, the things are different; vampires have big clans with ties between each other, Kumihos prefer to remain alone, having ties only to their immediate family. Confrontations are a common thing. Think of Vampire the Masquerade but with monstergirls. There are some monstergirls that live in the wild though, which in this setting is way bigger than in real life.

I have also changed a lot of things about Earth and human societies but I don't think it's that interesting.

>>18838924
>The ideology as a whole though, would likely be considered way more dangerous than The Order.

Nihilism masquerading as justice is problematic, but probably not as bad as societal evils in and of themselves. That being said, SJW would be easier to enlighten than the Order, so they would be targeted first.

>>18838816
>Half the city is submerged to allow the aquatic mgs to coexist with he terrestrial ones

This is actually a pretty good idea. Dunno how feasible it would actually be. Would be like pacifidlog town in pokemon?