/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev

There is nothing wrong with being the breeding stud to a group of Kunoichis so long as they take responsibility.

>>18830710
My fucking sides.

Brazilian dragons.

>>18830743
Fuck off lolshitter.

Bubble Buttslut Kunoichis

What kind of monstergirl would look best in traditional ainu clothes?

>>18830758
I want a Valentine Kunoichi to stealthily preform lewd experiments on me.

>>18830756
i'll add this to my collection

>>18830746
Ass to fat to fit on her hoard

For those guys that were talking about the praxis guy.
https://imgur.com/a/MYs3p

>>18830788
But just enough to swallow my dick

>>18830756
>Jubjub idol

I bet all her songs are about dicks

>>18830795
I didn't read the end of the last thread and somehow I get the feeling that's for the better.

>>18830805
Nah, they’re about 「ＹＯＵ」
So standard idol fare, really.

>>18830795
What is this gibberish?

I wonder what kind of riddle she asked.

>>18830901
What walks on four legs and has a mouth that is always hungry.

>>18830910
A pokemon.

>>18830913
Wrong.

>>18830901
Lovely body, but just a tad too big for my tastes. Still, I appreciate the fact that this guy at least understands that monstergirls species aren't clones of the profile girl.

>>18830901
I want a Sphinx to give me the hardest riddle she can and get it right with just a guess.

>>18830901
Fat cat tats represent.

>>18830901
Big cats are cutest cats

Gyaru~un

>>18830938
I want a pudgy gyaru Cheshire

Healthy doggos

>ywn be a teacher for a class full of monster gyarus

It's been a bit, but here is my latest Kobold commission! This one finished a lot sooner than I thought it would, don't click if you are offended by fake quad-amp play.

https://imgur.com/3tNrpVg

>>18830983
the absolute madman

>>18830972
Didn't anybody tell her that it's rude to stick her tongue out at people like that?

>>18830983
why tho

>>18830978

It wouldn't be so bad if there's just one Galko-chan

any monster girl stuff thats made you feel nostalgic?

>>18830983
I'm not sure what to think of this.
>fake quad-amp play
Can't say that I'm not slightly aroused by this but at the same time I'm also mildly disgusted.

>>18830995
It's okay, that's her master.

>>18830998
What monstergirl would Galko be?

>>18830983
So I assume those red/pink things on their limbs have portals in them or something?

>>18830983
Wew. That's actually pretty nice though, the crotch zip is a nice touch.

>>18830983
And the worst waifufag award goes to

>>18830983
>a whole bunch of random shit pisses off the thread
>you get a free pass with your bullshit
Fuck off.

>>18831007
That combination is part of what makes this so nice anon, though that is a very delicate line and it's different for everybody.

>>18831018
That's correct anon, portals to mini pocket dimensions that deaden any sensation to where it feels like whatever you put in them isn't even there! Completely safe and harmless too.

>>18830983
>daughteru's cameltoe
muh dick.

>>18831033
It's because the shitposter can't boogeyman him as someone else, like how he tries to claim that every other shitpost is the same person.

I want a Pharaoh who's basically Satsuki.

>>18830983
>KDF in 2018

>>18831068
I'm on board as long as she got thick eyebrows.

>>18831033
KDF is like the thread's mascot, some people dislike him, others find him weird and cringey, and still others find him endearing.

>>18831077
She got the eyebrows and the butt.

>>18831089
Praise the Pharaoh!
Would you save her when gets captured and molested by her Apophis mother?

>>18831082
I'm not that special anon, I'm just a waifufag who sticks out more than most.

>>18831096
Yes of course. With the help of her sister! Who's a...dragon?

>>18830983
Welcome back you crazy fuck.

>>18831068
>I want a Pharaoh who's basically Satsuki

>>18831187
Yooooo.

Are some Golems sleeker than others?

>>18831205
Yes.
Mostly because some masters are perverts.

>>18831209
not me its for functional purposes.

>>18831209
>Mostly because some masters are perverts.
What if I have aesthetic tastes? For instance, I fucking love asymmetry and wish it was implemented more on off-profile MGE designs.

>>18831068
Stern and tall Pharaoh is great

>>18831223
Again, perverts.

>>18831231
But I'm a /m/an and a pervert.

>>18831187
das gay ma dude

>>18831239
Pervert.

>>18831229
With heels

>Choosing a species of monster girl to waifu be like

>>18831283
Fuck off you spamming cunt.

>>18829750
Kind of a late response but most of it stems from personal insecurities about what girls to write and how to portray them since there's been rather volatile reactions to stuff in the past that went against MGE. Granted that stuff was shitpost to the max but still.

>>18831068
>She calls you a pig in her god voice
>You are now an M who exists for her to step on

>>18831325
I would rather have a loli Nacho step on me.

>>18831339
Hope you don't mind turning into a spider to calm her down. Or surprise sex her in human form to piss her off even more.

>>18831352
I personally find being able to fuck a Nacho or Night Gaunt in all of their holes at the same time with out using a sabbath potion really hot.

>>18831297
As long as it isn't NTR or other horrible fetishes you should be fine.
Also, avoid taking a girl known for a certain fetish then making her the opposite unless you can do it well.

>>18830938

She's fucking perfect. It's like a dark elf except it's a cheshire cat.

>Get back to work.

What makes joints so sexy?

>>18831483
or what

>>18831486
You'll get fired, obviously.

>>18831483
What the fuck it's sunday.

>>18831483
I want a tubby cheshire boss who likes to teleport in my lap to see what I'm doing.

>>18831495
God rested on the 7th day, but we can do so much more, so we have a full 7 day work week.

Have you considered moving to the Hoof Pussy Kingdom?

>>18831484

Been asking this question for years.

>>18831521

I actually would love a Bicorn as long as she insists on being the head wife, like Albedo. Bitch shall have no other bitches before her.

She saw your ___.

>>18831515
Would pretend to work and actually jus be lazy around all day.

>>18831537
FAT COCK!

>>18831537
File name.
>ping orig.png
Sort out your folders properly anon.

>>18831537
ring you bought for her

>>18830983
Some people don't deserve to be saved.

>>18831537
>.png orig.png

>>18831547
>>18831559
Welcome to twitter filenames.

>>18831547
>>18831559
http://fridge-dweller.blogspot.com/2012/09/obtaining-tweeted-images-in-original.html
>The URL of the image you see in the tweet is https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A0BRGqGCcAEBdHW.jpg with the dimensions 600px × 428px (scaled to 435px × 310px).
>If you click on the image to obtain a larger version you are presented with https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A0BRGqGCcAEBdHW.jpg:large with the dimensions 1,024px × 730px. This still isn't the original image.
>I then made a well-educated guess and tried
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A0BRGqGCcAEBdHW.jpg:orig and it actually worked; I got the original size image with dimensions 2,048px × 1,460px.
>So all you need to do to obtain an original size image is to append »:orig« to the URL of the small version of the image.

>>18831568
>>18831570
You can add orig to the url but delete it from the save path when it comes to adding it to a folder.

>>18831570
The Ultimate Joke is that that’s still not the actual original image unless it’s a .png.
If it’s a jpg then twitter compresses the everloving fuck out of it, even on the “orig” image.

>>18831581
Okay but why bother

Someone save her!

>>18831591
that game is still on my backlog

>>18831547
Not him, but I keep those filenames and have no trouble finding things in my folders.
Because I have so many subfolders it's ridiculous, but theose are all organised.

>>18831600
>"Muh Chilluns" the cat
Worst Archer, yet still cute.

Cyborg nereids!

>>18831617
That’s the most hideous excuse for a design I’ve seen in a week.

>>18831616
Yeah, she sure does fuck up in Lost Belt

Oni butt.

>>18831600
Slut

>>18831617
This would look better if there was something to break up all the red.

>>18831600

I will never have her. She will never get another banner.

Consider the following: Gyaru Ryus.

>>18831647
And not being covered in thrice as many edges as Shadow the Hedgehog.

>>18831647
No. Even then it looks stupid with giant mecha claws. Design is way too cluttered.

>>18831627
At least a jewlet engaging in a Kaiju battle with Ivan the Terrible to the tune of Antonio Salieri playing Dies Irae salvaged the ordeal.

>>18831649
[Undo]

>>18831649
How now, brown cow?
Though this Ryu clearly spends a lot of time in the sun.

>>18831647
>>18831650
>>18831651
Just cover her in white bodypaint and she'd make a good Abyssal.

>>18831656
Yep.
Remember to bully Evilest Cat whenever you have the chance.
Specifically with captions.
I got Ivan off a random 10-roll.
He's going to need to wait though and Quetz won't be replaced that easily.

>>18831649
it's not going to stop raining

>>18831649
That's a pretty thick Ryu

>>18831648
I got her randomly while trying to get Jeanne Alter.

>>18831648
But she's actually shit. Even 3* Archers are better than her.

>>18831663
You’ll notice people always draw them without the massive metal clusterfuck in the back.

>>18831694

I don't care. I have David and Robin maxed, I just want her because I like her.

>>18831684

My only SSRs are all Saberfaces and Jalter is one of them.

>painfully boring phone games

I mean, the time I sunk into Everquest was still an enormous waste that I regret, but damn sons.

>>18831755
It has nice porn and designs. Still, Strange Fake is probably the only truely worthwhile Fateshit to come out in recent, even if it will take ages to finish.

Mindflayers are good girls.

>>18831775
>nice porn and designs
Neither of which necessitate playing the game, but there’s known suckers in this thread sacrificing themselves on the gacha altar.

>>18831809
is there a girl so batshit insane that even mindflayer would go nope?

>>18831809
You post this image every thread, give it a rest.

>>18831825
Yes, they're called 3DPD.

>>18830746
Brazilian chimeras.

What's your answer?

>>18831911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-ycQlfOqyY

>>18831911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

>>18831911
No way, fag.

>>18831911

>>18831911
sure what are we going to play?

>>18831911
Sure, what we doing?

>>18831922
>>18831930

>>18831938
what are we building today?

>>18831911

I am required by law to tell you that I am a registered sex offender.

>>18831929
Fuck, meant to quote >>18831916

>>18831938
oh fuck yeah legos!

>>18831945
thats kind of depressing

>>18831955

>>18831938
I like how the snake on top is expressive as well.

>>18831813
They sacrifice so that the rest of us may fap. Glory upon them all.

>>18831877
That one is an absolute hottie. Would cum to brazil.

>>18831877
I still can't get over the obnoxious size of the pauldrons. If they were smaller, I'd a chimera in a heartbeat.

>>18831877
Does Brazil have witch doctors? I'd love to see what they do to a zombie or ghoul.

>>18831981
Then make/imagine them smaller or eliminate them completely. The profile art isn't how every girl looks, especially with build-a-wife types like the chimera.

>>18831938
>that look on her face
Are "lego bricks" code for "handcuffs?" I'm happy either way, I'm just curious.

>>18830983
>>18831065
This is what the thread's become eh.

4chan should have died when it went down and taken this place with it. It's sad when /d/ is comfier

>>18831958
what the hell are you trying to do to me?

>>18831938
damn I would have said yes if I knew there would be legos.

>>18831996
Quicksilver needs to fuck off forever. The threads would legitimately be better off without him.

>>18831994
Lego handcuffs.

>>18830983
you have abandonment issues.

>>18832021
What makes you say that anon?

>>18832007
That's just, like, your opinion, man.

>>18832007
its too far gone at this point
even if he permanently left, he would just join those before that the thread likes to circle in hate about.
Hell, we've only now start to not mention certain people at any given chance.

>>18832012
>at Anubis childhood friend's house playing
>'Hey Anon! I want to show you something, wait here!'
>She runs into the other room, and after a minute she returns with something built out of lego bricks in her paws.
>"Look! Lego handcuffs!" she says as she puts one end on your wrist and the other end on her wrist.
>You ask her what happens next.
>"I... I don't know. Mommy told me to go outside and play after she put them on herself and Daddy like this."
>The two of you are stuck handcuffed together until her mother gets home from work. As soon as she sees the two of you she starts laughing and saying how cute they look together.

Catch of the day.

>>18832110
>Not just building a key
Absolutely casual.

>>18832115
That's what she says about you.

>>18832120
Mermaids are cute. CUTE!

>>18832129
I agree. I think I'd cum on the sea every once in a while, especially if it's for a sexy mermaid like >>18832115

The best pillow!

>>18832119
>not wanting to be handcuffed to an Anubis all day
Whatever floats your boat I guess, or sinks it if you're into Krakens.

>>18832137
How can other girls even compete?

>>18832136
Ehhhhh? Can't I just use a holst's chest instead?

>>18832137
As long as the mininubis isn't being too cunty I can sink or swim for all I care.

>>18832136
Wouldn't a Cheshire appreciate getting prone-boned through that pillow?

>>18832149
Sure thing.

I don't know if this is a valid reason to pick a waifu. But I admit I would marry a Wurm and in large part because of how she is the least picky and discriminate MG of them all, marrying any man she sees first without even having to "strike her fancy", and I know I wouldn't get turned down by her. Also there is some appeal on having such a powerful girl looking up to me like Im the most awesome thing ever just because of her simple mind. As well as being held in her strong arms and feel safe.

Prim and proper monster girls wearing trashy clothing is a nice dichotomy.
A regal Vampire wearing hotpants and a tight t-shirt with "BUTTSLUT" printed on it would be really hot.

>>18832176
I'd have liked to see this with Rachne. Also Tio

>>18832179
My man.

Would you join her?

>>18831809
Source?

>>18832198
http://www.dlsite.com/ecchi-eng/work/=/product_id/RE180894.html

>>18832179

Please don't forget her.

>>18832213
I don't want to, but I also don't want to end as a tree

>>18832213
She should make like a tree and fuck off!

>>18832226
I'm going to roll the Gacha with all the sperm in my nutsack.

Stop spamming images.

>>18831663
Seaport the softest

Seaport the best

>>18832230

>>18832235
Which one?

>>18832167
It's one reason for sure and she wouldn't even care about that because she is too pure.

>>18832239
Right is the best but left is good too

>>18832156
>Anon's been haunted by a massive brown Cheshire ass materializing in places throughout his dorm when he's alone.
>In the bathroom, in his fridge, even in his dresser.
>One night he gets ready to go to bed, only to find the ass on his pillow with the tail forming a heart around it.
>Anon takes a look at the ass, fat and jiggling with a inviting tight looking cunt and finally decides "fuck it".
>As he crawls into bed, his pajamas hit the floor and the pillow is pulled under his covers as he uses one of his spares.
>With his heart pounding from nerves and his dick rock hard, he slowly penetrates and lays down, shaking his hips as the tight Cheshire pussy his dick is wrapped in squeezes tighter and tighter.
>After a few hours and several cumshots he's still thrusting in his sleep, his dreams filled with massive asses, sweaty sex and flirtatious giggling.
>Several miles away, his Cheshire Sensei is laying naked with her ass under her blankets, moaning like a pornstar with a twisted ahegao as anon unknowingly fucks her.

>>18832240
>monster girls
>pure

>>18832263
Fuck off.

>>18832179
Just imagine being the poor vampire slayer who encounters a cake vampire dressed like that.
>"Oh nooo~ The big bad vampire hunter's come to take me and my family~"
>"Do what you must to me with your thick hard stake you filthy human~ Just let my sisters go~"

>>18832263
Pure lusty love.

>>18832267
No.

The Leafs are down 0-2 but they can come back!

>>18832255
Good lord.

>>18832255
How will Anon react when he sees his brown cat sensei limp into class the next day?

>>18832263
>>18832276
Go back to /monster/.

>>18832255

>>18832281
He won't, she'll seem completely fine the next morning. He won't even recognize her ass since she keeps it hidden by using her long skirt to keep people from noticing she's got it elsewhere.
Eventually she's gonna corner him after school under the pretext of detention, only to rape him and reveal that she's the Cheshire who's been stalking him all this time.

Don't forget about this degenerate bug!

>Your shipment has arrived

>>18832292
Can't rape the willing though, especially if she keeps putting her butt in his pillow. Hell, she should be careful that Anon doesn't flip her on her back and pound her into next Tuesday.

>>18831373
I like to think that I'm a bit more open minded when it comes to fetishes but I fucking hate NTR and refuse to post anything that would be considered /d/ here. One of my complications though is just how to make the story not seem cookie cutter and generic, but that's something for me to figure out. Cheers.

>>18832293
>"Eh? It's messy? Of course it's messy dipshit, it's my house. You should feel grateful I decided to let you live here with me at all Mr. "I have nowhere to go", especially after I bought out your debt from that Tanuki."
>"Speaking of which, I'm not letting you live here out of the kindness of my own heart. Drop 'em, whip out that fat dick of yours and hold still. I wanna know what it tastes like to suck a dick covered in caramel."
>"Don't worry about health problems, this stuff's from a Fallen God sex shop, it's meant to go on dicks."

>>18832294
Wait hang on that medusa doesnt have a ma-

>>18832295
Sometimes it's her ass, sometimes her tits, sometimes her mouth dolled up with purple lipstick so you don't recognize her immediately.
All of it is for the sake of grooming you into her perfect lover.
Imagine her getting smugger than you though possible when she slides you in and brags that you're returning the the pussy you've fucked so much that your cock fits in it perfectly.

>>18832304
>ma-
Anon I think you're mixing up your sneks.

>>18832294
I think I got the wrong package

>>18832312
Medusas need mask too or they'll petrifiy people

>>18832230
>Sperm replenishes daily
>In MGE land you can pay money to essentially buy more
Pottery. Would also an echidna gacha.

>>18832236
Now, I have to wonder how they carry all those babies though. Would she just constantly be sporting a belly bump so half the time you're together it's greeting the baby, or does she carry it in the snake portion so she doesn't look as distended?

>>18832312
There's still nothing to prevent him from getting stoned, Anon. That's what he was saying. Hehe, stoned.

>>18832294
Do you think monstergirls abuse Wonderland stuff to shrink down and sneak into men's homes in packages?
Imagine getting bitten by the Apophis as you open the package and watching as they all eat a Wonderland cookie and grow to full size to reverse gangrape you.

>>18832194
>Angry Sabbath noises

>>18832319
Medusas only petrify you if you look them directly in the eyes. Basiliks will paralyze you simply by looking in your general direction.

>If a woman is attacked by a Mershark or struck by a weapon forged from their fangs, it seems like they'll often be transformed into a sea-dwelling monster such as a Nereid, Mermaid or Mershark.

Someone needs to write a story with this.

>>18832337
Wait, what if you strike someone with a mershark weapon while they are on land?

>>18832337
You could always do it yourself instead of wishing.

>>18832337
>Arrow tipped with mershark teet
This sounds like a good troll weapon, especially if used inland. I bet it's made by the same folks that came up with the UshiSoaker.

>>18832337
Begging will get you nowhere you insufferable fuck.

Someone needs to tell Liches that they have to wear proper clothing.

>>18832375
Why?

>>18832375
Explain logically.

>>18832376
>>18832377
Their lack of clothing is distracting!

>>18832299
I would gladly descend into debauchery with a Beelz like that. She's going to have to deal with it when I pour chocolate down her body and spread it with my tongue.

>>18832380
This

>>18832380
All she has is an old pair of sweatpants and a t-shirt with an arrow pointing down and text saying "Your head goes here".

>>18832385
Would you even let her sit her plump ass on your face and make you eat her out as she covers your dick in whipped cream and strawberry syrup?
Would you want a chubby shortstack Beelzebub with a fixation on domination and food to own your debt?

>>18832391
Well she could wear those while I took her out shopping for clothes.

>>18832343
>teet

>>18832388
>You're adding tedious extra steps to initiating research, assistant.
>Taking these off wastes 5.4783 seconds of experimentation time

>>18832406
But then I don't have to constantly see her naughty bits when I'm working.

>>18832407
Anon, what do you think her experiments are?
If you took the job as her assistant then you have to know that your role is to jam your thick hard dick into her tight undead pussy and keep cumming until she's pregnant.

You gonna get enlightened.

>>18832407
Which adds 3.20 seconds to the time taken to bring you to maximum erection. Your ideas are scientifically unsound and impractical.

>>18832411
Cute anti-christ

>>18832408
>>18832412
But I can't help make potions if I have an erection because of Lich-san's body! Surely things like that could wait until after my other chores are finished, right?

>>18830729
I actually don't believe in gods.

>>18832422
Incorrect. Assistant is perfectly capable of making potions and performing other simple tasks while within four degrees of maximum angle of erection and being fondled, as confirmed in experiment 1582.3D. Please cease these complaints.

Last night I had a dream where I played slot machines as a gas station and won like $3000, are the Tanuki trying to influence my subconsciousness?

>>18832436
Clearly you need to go gamble and get in massive debt with a monstergirl owned casino so you can get turned into a shortstack christmas cake Tanuki's boytoy.

>>18832439
Not if I take out a massive loan from the mofumafia first!

>>18832431
But it's embarrassing.

>>18832439
Can't enslave me if I win that gyamburu!

>>18832447
You fool, she's the local don of the Mofu Mafia!
She got sick of her Kitsune cousin lording her high rank in the Mofu Yakuza over her and went to the west to show her up.

Summer will be here before you know it anon! What sort of swimsuit would your waifu wear for a comfy beach day?

>>18832451
>"My my dear sister, such an embarrassing loss. He was doing so well~"
>"Yes dear sister, it's almost like his luck completely ran out. Now he's over a million in debt~"
>"How will he ever pay us back now~?"
>"Perhaps we could discuss it with him in our bedroom~?"
And that's how anon became the sex slave of the Daemon Sisters.

>>18832451
Oh man oh god I want Scanty and Kneesocks as my wives.

>>18832464
Well you can't have them anon.
Because you'd be their private cumpump.

>>18832453
Can I at least grovel and be stuck with her rata cousin instead?

>>18832460
A full wetsuit. With sunglasses. Big ones.

>>18832462
I'm going to Kaiji the shit out of this somehow. If we just keep trying, rock can beat paper! Maybe once in a million years the stars align and Nike, the goddess of victory grants rock the power to defeat paper!

I don't understand automatons. Do they have a soul? Can they go to the afterlife or just cease to exist? Can they give birth? What happens if you infuse or corrupt a non-automaton robot with DE?

>>18832460
A onepiece.

>>18832467
You fool, if you ask to be with her Rata cousin then you'll just be the private boyslut of two haughty shortstacks! If that Kitsune catches wind, she'll pester her cousin until your every day is spent getting three-way titfucks from three smug haughty mofu shortstacks!

>>18832465
But that's just as good. As long as I can live a life with them I'd be happy.

>>18832478
You call me a fool, but I'm in a prison of my own choosing.

>>18832470
I've read Hellboy and Roger the Homunculus got to have an afterlife so I'm sure Automatons get it too. Don't be biased against our silicon-based cousins, carbon based life-form.

>>18832460
For my waifu, probably a fairly modest one-piece in either red or black or some other solid color.
For our daughteru, something pink and frilly. Maybe a two-piece, but also fairly modest.
Most of my waifu's and daughteru's swimsuits would be made of latex though, and these are no exception.

>>18832460
The skintight swimsuit equivalent to a virgin killer sweater.

>>18832460
A sort of loincloth or flap to cover her vajayjay, but since she's got a tail her ass isn't actually covered. Also no top because her breasts need to tan.

>>18832502
You're a man of fine taste anon, tanlines are shit.

Irrumate

>>18832397
I would absolutely let her do that. But she's getting a lolipop in the butt.
I would want a busty, big sister type with a fixation on being a switch, and loves dressing like a wizard and bathing in candy corn.

>>18832502
>Why's she looking at me like that?
>Why's she got that collar?

>>18832494
KDF you're incorrigible.

>>18832508
>Irrumate
thighs or mouth?

>>18832508
sharp teeth good

>>18832460
Something like this. The Kiki would wear a red and white lifeguard bikini.

>>18832470
Automatons have souls, they're called Central Circuits.

>>18832508
I want to pull edgy girl like this into a hug.

>>18832521
I thought sumata was for thighs.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to make sure your automatons don't go into dark places on the internet, never know when they may discover these so called 'virtual idols' that are all the crazy

>>18832460
She would wear one of those skirt bikini things with a normal top that covers some of her breasts. For colors it might be red and black or red and white.

>>18832526
>KC uses the term "____" which literally means "mechanical doll" but really doesn't mean what that literal phrase in english would mean
What did he mean by that?

>>18832535
I can't help it if she hooks herself up to the internet and goes all Ultron on me.

>>18832532
>Irrumatio is the intercrural sex act of thrusting of the penis into the mouth of a partner, between the thighs, or between the abdomens of two men.
It's just what google told me

>>18832541
Less Ultron, more Vocaloid....although there's nothing saying she can't try to do both

>>18832526
>They don't really wear clothing, they're machine parts instead, but the design is based on servant dress styles and maid-type uniforms.
>maid-type
New sub family? Kiki, Shog, Nureonago, and Automaton?

>>18832565
Maid-type Automatons would just be normal Automatons with maid type attire attached where their armor would normally be.

How exactly does it make sense for the sexual education monster girl to turn girls into the perpetually clueless about sex monster girl?

>>18832526
>subspecies of automaton

>>18832580
Information overload, reboot needed?

>>18832568
I want an Automaton who dutifully serves as a maid in my staff, but constantly reminds me her uniform will not be suitable for a real combat situation.
>>18832581
I'd like to see an Arachne Automaton or a Kraken Automaton

>>18832425

>>18832580
They don't need to know how it works. They're ultra instinct cumsluts.

>"You've entered my tomb now enter my womb"

>>18832580
It says they turn humangirls into succubi, not Alices.

>>18832599
Might as well desecrate a second sacred place today, I guess.

Best undead right here.

>>18832600
The notes say they have a good chance of producing an alice.

You may only choose one.

>>18832615
Backright! Easiest choice I've made all dy

>>18832615
The one with the damaged horn, she looks sufficiently mean to bully my dick into submission.

>>18832580
Probably one of my favorite KC designs

>>18832599
That was my original intention anyway.

>>18832622
*angry Sabbath noises*

>>18832636
There aren't even any Sabbath choices available! Sure there are a couple of flatties, but they're otherwise clearly sexually mature women.

>>18832615
Top right easily.

>>18832605
>meatbag

>>18832642
>Sexually mature women
Sabbath girls are perfectly legal

>>18832657
>Sabbath girls are perfectly legal
Sometimes. I didn't say anything about the age of consent, either. Please apply yourself, little goat.

>>18832615
The big one with the fattest tiddies of course

I want to make living dolls for all the cute little girls out there with parents who are too shitty to teach them about the things girls need to know about!

Rachnera best girl.

>>18831537
A folder filled with dank memes.

>>18832599
I'd imagine she's saying that as her mummy servants are shoving a big rock in front of the only entrance to her tomb.
The cute archaeologist anon she's taken a fancy to can come out once he's facefucked her unconscious.

>>18832699
>posting off-topic shit

>>18832696
If she was a snake, yeah. She could even do the whole bondage fetish still.

Dragon boats!

>>18832707
>That face.

>>18832696
I like Miia the most.

Her tongue is cute. I want to buy her eggs.

>>18832722
What is this wonderful world she's living in?

Nano holstaur.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=68257958

>>18832723

>This is delicious grape juice, you must drink it.

>>18832753
Let me guess, the G in grape is silent?

>>18832753
That's way too hot for me. I'll melt.

>>18832753
>"You could just use a cup"
>"And why are we in this featureless room with no discernible purpose? Is this a hallway? Why aren't we in your sitting or bedroom with the half million cushions? I like that place."

>>18832769
>Snek has a room full of a bajillion cushions
>You never have to feel any of them, only comfy snake wrapped around you

>300+ posts and no mention of best girl
Wtf is wrong with you faggots?

>>18832727
Fuck yes, always in the mood for new Holstaur art.

>>18832753
>>18832777
How many of you people have such immense autism that you're compelled to make the exact same post thread after thread?

>>18832777
I don't like sand. It's coarse and gets everywhere.

>>18832785
Good thing you'll never have to worry about that after meeting a sandworm. Ever. EVER.

>>18832777
I'm not into voreshit

>>18832785
Well considering that she won't let you out once she "eats" you, you won't have to worry about getting sand on you. All you have to worry about is feeling the soft, fleshy walls of the interior of her shell and her voluptuous body.

>>18832785
Romance at it's finest.

>>18832790
>>18832802
This is fine. Everything is fine.

>>18832615
The one in front.

I want to come home to find my snek wife has dressed herself in a rubber gimp suit and is rolling around on the floor, begging me to tread on her!

>>18832842
No step on snek!

JK monster girl uniforms are far too lewd.

Phantom Boss Fight!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbgInLJ81eY

>>18832853
Two can play at that game!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtKCNJmARF0

>>18832847
That's monstergirls for you.

Friendly reminder to be very careful when enrolling your young daughterus in school for the first time, most Sabbath-run and Sabbath-funded have uniforms much lewder than these!

>>18832853
>>18832861
A Snow Wurm blocks your path!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b3LMIEcd-A

>>18832877
Snow Wurms have fur while regular Wurms do not. Dragons are not know to grow body hair so how did this mutation come about? Science must have answers. Could it be Snow Wurms are in fact an evolutionary divergence from Selkies or Yetis and not related to the Dragon family at all?

>>18832777
Repeatedly pointing out the lack of discussion about Sandworm isn't going to do any good, it might even have the opposite effect if that keeps up.
Would a Sandworm let you keep figures of female characters inside of her? I feel like most would get jealous and discreetly make them disappear.

>>18832821
That's not a Sandworm that's an abomination, both are good though.

>>18832883

>>18832883
Maybe they happened because of some Echidna daughteru mutation.

>>18832870
Sabbath uniforms would be cute for the most part. They'd be lewd in subtle ways such as showing slightly too much thighs, being short enough to reveal panties whenever one bend over, etc...

>>18832899
>hair is fur
Foiled again!

>>18832905
>You like that guy huh? You want his hot necromancer dick?
>S-Stop it...

>>18832870
Yes, see >>18832904. You're thinking of Sabbath Scout uniforms which are reverse bikinis.

>>18832910
>M-my interests are purely scientific...

>>18832912
>reverse bikinis
What?

>>18832916
Leotards with holes for the crotch and the chest.

>>18832917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLpGs0CJCbw

>>18832917
That's ridiculous.
I'd buy half a dozen boxes and kidnap one of the Familiar scout if they wore that but that's still utterly ludicrous.

>>18832899
Hair's flowing to one side

>>18832917
Oh jesus christ. Do want.

>>18832890
>Would a Sandworm let you keep figures of female characters inside of her?
Probably not. They may just end up getting dissolved just like your clothing. But overall, I think most MGs won't like them. They want to be your main focus in life.

>>18832921
I had never considered how extensive a familiars wardrobe must be. And I'd be compelled to buy her more.

>>18832958
It would go something like this then:
>Sandworm dissolves all of Anon's anime figures
>He throws a huge fit about it
>She rapes him silly for over 10 hours straight
>He apologizes and realizes that he doesn't need to look at anyone other than her

>>18832987
>And I'd be compelled to buy her more.
I too would love to buy a Familiar (or Living Doll, Alice, etc...) tons of outfits and make sure she looks the cutest every day.
I'm unsure if that's a healthy desire.

>>18831483
If only I had one

>>18833049
What kind of job would there be for unskilled single men in monster girl societies? Which one would you apply for?

>>18833062
I don't know, office fodder?
I'm an unemployed engineer

>>18833062
There's this ad in the paper for a house servant, it's just two weeks but it pays $20k! Amazing! The place is a little out of the way in the mountains but this is like a gift from god!

>>18833062
Probably a bartender at the local dive bar so I can listen to the complaints of all the rough and tough monsters.

>>18833076
I really would've expected a tanuki trap on that one.
>Get lured into dank high paying job
>Comfuckingpletely skip the small print
>Mandatory room and board are significantly higher than wages
>End up in debt to your employer

>>18832167
While Wurm is the most extreme thing, it is to note that she isn't the only MG that is free from the "strike her fancy" shit. Hellhounds are stated to attack any man as soon as she sees him, surprisingly Ochimushas are just plainly stated to take as lords "the men they encounter", Khepris will take the first man that enters the ruins, while Minotaur have the "strike her fancy" like it can be overruled by wearing red and Jinkos will go for the first man she sees in mating season or with catnip. Overall, not bad. A collection of really great girls are free from that rule.

>>18833066
Eye candy male secretaries who are only there to make coffee and be used as sexual relief for a bunch of CC office ladies? This doesn't sound too bad.
>Spoiler
You'd have to work in a mostly human corporation, monster girl engineers would work on some of the most perverted projects.

>>18833076
>Anon becomes a house servant hoping to become the classy butler for a big busty Vampire duchess
>Turns out his employer is a bratty lolipire
>Most of his job consists on being her footstool while she mocks humanity and practices her ojou laugh

>>18833106
>Most of his job consists on being her footstool while she mocks humanity and practices her ojou laugh
And I'll get paid for this?

>>18833111
A hefty amount in cash every week. She might throw the bills on the ground and have you pick it up though.

>>18833121
>not making me pick them from her thong with my teeth
Well whatever.

>>18833106
All hail the queen of the night!

>>18833128
You want her to put on her lewdest thong, fill it with hard cash, tie your arms, and order you to pick up your pay with your teeth at the condition that if you do anything that hurts her she will have no restrain during feeding time?

>>18833138
>Laced panties
What a slut.

>>18833156
Yes, I do want that. I also want her to use her feet to rub my specials places while I try to do this.

>>18832847
Neither of those are JKs.

>>18833223
What are they?

Tall monster girls are weak to anal.
Short monster girls are weak to oral.

>>18833277
And chubby girls are weak to mating presses!

>>18833350
Chubby monster girls are weak to every imaginable sexual acts.
Their softness increases their sensibility.

Doggos of War?

>>18833277
>all monster girls are weak to anal.
I couldn't agree more.

>>18833528
Lolis can take anal quite well, it's just tall monster girls who succumb to it.

>>18833604
Does>>18833138
look like she can handle anal to you?

>>18833695
She looks like she'd drain your balls with her anus and give you a smug look while doing so.

>>18833277
It's good practice to make sure your loli MG is sucking your dick on a regular basis. Your semen is a great source of nutrition and ensures she remains strong and healthy, and it's quite delicious! We recommend a minimum of four times a day. And on special occasion, consider going to bed for the night as she sucks on your dick. We find that couples find this quite enjoyable. It typically leads to a pleasant surprise in the morning as she's waking you up in a far more lewd manner

>This message was paid in full or in part by The Sabbath-Human Cooperative

>Onii-chan, help me with my morning milking

>>18833829
>That cow keychain

>>18833829
No, but I would walk her to school.

>>18833829
Looks like she already has been, silly cowmotou

>>18833829
This calf looks like the type of person who reads thick books of fantasy.

>Onii-chan, help me with my morning milking

>>18833933
This is getting out of hand, man the pumps!

>>18832460
This, but my Night Gaunt wife is a loli.

>>18833933
Now that's an imotou that needs a milking.
Would do just enough to ease the pressure so she stays an oppaimotou