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Remi is so STUPID

>> No.18767609
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Remis are for bullying, someone so stupid deserves to be bullied.

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>> No.18767815

Don't dumb dumb the Remi.

>> No.18767863
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You're absolutely right, my friend!

>> No.18769702

Bullying Remi shouldn't be this cute

>> No.18769898

>>18767863
Do not die die the Remi.

>> No.18770220
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Please delete this slander against my wife, kudasai.

>> No.18770485

>>18770220
Your wife is my oujousama, dude.

>> No.18770494

>>18767609
Please do not bully the Mistress

>> No.18770814

>>18770220
Your wife is my dude, dude.

>> No.18770830

>>18770814
Your wife is a dude, my dude

>> No.18770903

>>18770830
Your dude is my wife, wife.

>> No.18771582

>>18770220
Your wife took my blood, my virginity, and my semen and never called back.

>> No.18772401

>>18767609
It took me a while to realize she couldn't physically grab the noodles and wasn't just too slow

>> No.18772571
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>> No.18772694
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>>18770220
It's not slander if it's true.

>> No.18777726

>>18772694
Do not hack hack the Remi.

>> No.18781054

>>18767608
Remi isn't stupid, YOU'RE STUPID!

>> No.18781847
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18781847

look at this idiot

>> No.18782633
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You know what to do, servants. Now get to work!

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>>18782633
I'm watching you.

>> No.18782813
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>>18772571

>> No.18782831

>>18782633
Ok! Time to fluff up Remi's bloomers! Yippee!

>> No.18782911
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>>18782633
Of course.

>> No.18782945

>>18782813
rip fat 2hu master

>> No.18783022

>>18767609
HEY ITS FLAN!!

FLAN CHAN SUGOI!!

>> No.18783026

lol what a fucking dumbass

>> No.18783136

>>18782945
Fuck, best be trolling. What happened to him?
I loved his fatchu

>> No.18787791

bump

>> No.18788405

>>18782813
Remilia does NOT smell like cum!

>> No.18789811

>>18788405
That's a weird thing to say...

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>> No.18790707
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Here's a question /jp/
Does Remi have pointy ears, or regular ones?

>> No.18790959 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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Remi is tasty!

>> No.18790983
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>>18790959

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>>18790959
Sakuya looks like she is about to vomit.

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>>18790959
delete this

>> No.18791822
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>>18790959

>> No.18791831

>>18790959
MEIDO

>> No.18792140

>>18790959
Me on the left, drooling.

>> No.18792312

>>18790959
>remi will never do this to you

>> No.18792341

>>18792140
sakuya is drooling because we salivate before vomiting

>> No.18792431
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>>18792312
Who are you quoting?

>> No.18793209

>>18790959
Vampires don't poop.

>> No.18793242

>>18792431
>xD

>> No.18793245

>>18792140
Oh god i wish i was Reimu

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>>18790959
The thing is Reimu could end Remi in an instant if she was really trying.

>> No.18793288

>>18790707
No idea, either way she's still a womanlet

>> No.18793298

>>18793288
She has the body of a 10-year-old so yeah

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>>18790959
Please consider suicide

>> No.18793330
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>>18770220
Don't you mean MY wife?

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>>18790959
Piss is ok, would drink aged Remi's pee, but scat is for mentally ill people.

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>>18793330
I think he's talking about my wife

>> No.18794076

>>18790959
Why is Reimu leglocking here?

>> No.18794242

>>18790959
Remi's face makes this picture still cute

>> No.18794988
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Remi is so stupid that her imouto plays her like a damn puppet!

>>18790959
Why is it still not deleted? Are you guys even reporting it, or R-18G images are fucking acceptable on this board when spoilered?

>> No.18794996

>>18793637
bloody farts

>> No.18794998

>>18790707
I hate pointy ears, so my version of her doesn't.

>> No.18795498

>>18790959

Oh god I'm getting Starless flashbacks....

>> No.18795852

>>18790959
the absolute madman

>> No.18795909
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>>18793242
Please do not abuse the quote system.

>> No.18797572

>>18790959
How did all of that fit inside Remi?

>> No.18798878

>>18795909
>I'm going to abuse the quote system.

>> No.18798900

>>18798878
>xD

>> No.18799659

>>18767609
Idiots that don't know canon still believe vampires in touhou are weak to flowing water.

>> No.18799704
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>>18799659
How come Flandre couldn't leave the mansion in EoSD if they aren't?

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>>18790959
Look. I love Remilia, but dude, you better delet this image.
Right fuggin now

>> No.18802038

Good night Remi.
Please tell me i have a good fate.
I don't want to go to Gensokyou just yet

>> No.18802056

>>18793209
Yes and the fart too! mindblowing right?

>> No.18802066 [DELETED] 

>>18798900
>lol
>mfw
>xD

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>>18802066

>> No.18802132

>>18802115
>xD difficulty
Okina is the goddess of shitposting?

>> No.18804250

>>18790959
Does Remi bribe the janitors?

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Mods are dead, post lewds.

>> No.18806150

>>18806131
disgustink
u should b ashamed

>> No.18806264

>>18806131
Do not lewd lewd the Remi.

>> No.18806346

>>18806131
"Broken windows theory" at action.

>> No.18806626

>>18806131
Why would you cum on remi?
Thats silly, anon.

>> No.18806727

>>18806626
This. You should be cumming in Remi.

>> No.18809074
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How to cheer up Remi

>> No.18809085
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>>18809074
Surprisingly easy.

>> No.18809240

>>18804250
Proof that jaypee is forgoten

>> No.18809274

>>18767609
>>18767615
What is the point of Nagashi soumen anyways? The bamboo slides with water doesn't help improve the taste anyways, so might as well just eat your soumen normally.

>> No.18811141

>>18809274
Dunno, but it seems like fun.

>> No.18811213

What did I miss?

Was it Cum cum the Remi?
Cum cum the Remi.

>> No.18812124

>>18811213
Proper usage of the Hakurei Shrine Maiden's mouth.

>> No.18813975

>>18799704
Cause vampires can't cross flowing bodies of water and Patchouli made it rain. It doesn't weaken them, they just can't do it. If touching flowing water would just weaken them, then Remi would probably go outside in SWR in a raincoat or with an umbrella. If she can avoid sunlight with an umbrella, rain should be no issue. Take a look at the other thing often stated about vampires in that they can't enter a house if they aren't invited (which isn't in touhou). Nobody goes around saying vampires are weakened by not being invited, it makes no sense. There isn't a real physical thing that stops or weakens them. They are just compelled to it. Consider this one, vampires have the same weaknesses as oni in touhou. The reason is cause the kanji for oni is in the japanese word for vampire. Language holds power in this mythological world. It needs to be exactly something that can be described as a body of water, it needs to flow and the intended action needs to be able to be described as crossing the water. Entering a river for a bath? No issue, you used enter there not crossing. It's like that.
If you wanna go more retarded, blood contains water and the molecules are clearly moving, so shouldn't blood weaken vampires. Oh shit there is water in the air. You see where I'm going with this. A child can figure this out, why can't you?

>> No.18814203

>>18813975
Do they move by flowing, though? You ever thought of that?

>> No.18817381

>>18811213
I would need visual reference to get a better idea of your statement.

>> No.18822569
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>>18813975
Vampire weaknesses are essentially symptoms of OCD and autism, therefore Remimi is canonically autistic.

>> No.18822617

>>18822569
I like the one where you dump a bunch of rice in front of them, and they are compelled to pick up every grain before proceeding.

>> No.18822634

>>18822569
Cutest autistic girl I know then

>> No.18828713

>>18767608
bulli

>> No.18828874

>>18822569
Remimi is evidence then that autism is a trait of perfection

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>> No.18829029

>>18822569
Nope. Not at all. You're stupid.

>> No.18829039

>>18828976
Thicccc

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>> No.18829105

>>18790615
How can the clothes burn if the umbrella does not?

>> No.18829146

>>18812124
Moriya Shrine Maiden*
Sanae sucks dicks for free
A real service she is.

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>>18822569

>> No.18832709

>>18822569
Given shes eternally 11 I suppose thats unsurprising

>> No.18832742

>>18829399
Sakuya..? Please. Please calm down..

>> No.18832909
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Remilia channels fate into her chest!

>> No.18835227

>>18832909
Gonna need more reliable sources on your claim.

>> No.18835817

Is remi a good 2hu to cosplay?

>> No.18835889
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serving her as a butler probably the best possible outcome if you ever make it to gensokyo

i wish there were cute non-h doujins about that..

>> No.18837927

>>18835817
No.
She is very smol and requires the perfect body for the task.

Do not attempt to cosplay cosplay the remi unless you fit ALL requirements.
Do you live in Gensokyou?
Are you a Loli-Vampire?
Do you have Bat-like wings?
Do you own a Mansion?
Are you 500+ years old?
Do you have an Blonde imouto who has colorful wings?
Has she spent 495 years in the basement because of her bad behavior?
Do you have a lazy gatekeeper?
Do you have Fairy Maids?
Do you have a perfect an elegant Meido named Sakuya Izayoi?
Do you harbor a lethargic magician named Patchouli with her unnamed devil assistant who goes by "Koakuma?"
Are you super strong?
Can you crush boulders with a single punch?
Can you move really fast?
Can you control fate?
Are you super cute?
Do you have connections to the moon?
Do you have an affect on how Danmaku is played? Its existence?
Did you build a rocket capable of reaching the moon?
Did you fight Lunarians?
Do you know Marisa?
Do you know Reimu?
Do you live in Gensokyou.
Do you have a Lavenderish-Blue color hair?

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>>18835817

>> No.18838134
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>>18837993

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>>18837993
That-
Dude. Whhy.

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>> No.18838719

>>18838630
How can anyone sexualize such a cute little vamp?

>> No.18838765

>>18837993
I fucking spat up my beer when I saw okuus face

>> No.18839198

>>18838719
>cute little vamp?
This is precisely why I want to rape rape the Remi.

>> No.18839262

>>18835817
i've done lewd cosplaying with my remi outfit whiile my bf dresses up as sakuya....

>> No.18839303

Not gonna lie, I want to slap Remi on her cute petite ass.

>> No.18839758
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>>18835889
She has zero need for a butler when she has potentially the best servant of all time. You could maybe get a good job at the SDM, but you'll never be a butler.

>> No.18840300

>>18837927
You listed Gensokyou twice.

>> No.18841159

>>18767609
Wait, if flowing water is a weakness, what about flowing semen?

>> No.18841416

>>18841159
This kills the Remi

>> No.18841534

>>18839758
You could also say she has no need for maids other than Sakuya, but she still has the fairies. You just have to acknowledge that you'll always be #2 to Sakuya, both in terms of usefulness and respect/attention

>> No.18841874

>>18841534
Sounds good enough

>> No.18842178

>>18841874
It is, trust me. I've spent more than enough time thinking about it. As the original >>18835889 says, it's still the best outcome you'll get in Gensokyo. Hell, I'd say it's even better than just outright replacing Sakuya, personally.

>> No.18842232

>>18842178
I want to hear those thoughts

>> No.18842392
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Useless vampire, only good for...

>> No.18842462

>>18842392
I want to beat Remis cock

>> No.18842499

>>18842232
I'm incompetent when it comes to writing, and even worse with details. But working for Remilia has several clear upsides. Like guaranteed room and board in one of the nicest (and safest, since working for her means you're on Remi's good side by default) places in Gensokyo. And a job that has you surrounded by several interesting folks, meaning there's always something to do and in a friendly environment. Having Sakuya around means that your job will be low expectations and low stress, but not so low that you can slack and annoy her. You'll also have somebody to learn from and aspire to, meaning you can grow into genuine respect from both Sakuya and Remilia as you get good at your work.

The only thing that comes close in terms of comfiness is working manual labor jobs in the Human Village, and unless you're really love Keine that's not going to be nearly as fun. Of course, it's just possible I (platonically) love Remilia and Sakuya far more than I should.

>> No.18842514
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>>18842392
Hugging

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18842642

Today is National Bat Appreciation Day. What has /jp/ done to appreciate the Remi on this special day?

>> No.18842917
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>>18842642
Gave my Remimimi fumo some headpats

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>>18837993
Is it weird that I find...that Remi trap kinda hot?

The Okuu travesty behind him is...fascinatingly gross.

>> No.18843878

>>18843275
Yes.

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>>18843275
Dat Okuu is too damn hilarious. Thanks for this sudden bout of inspiration.

>> No.18844854

>>18843275
Self-harm trap Remi is my wife.

>> No.18845214
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easy to bully!

>> No.18845369

>>18844837
I can't stop laughing at that face

>> No.18845648

>>18843275
>trap
He ain't trapping nobody.

>> No.18846638

>>18844837
butiful

>> No.18846839

>>18844837
Aztec Okuu?

>> No.18846890

>>18845214
I should remember the name of this artist, but I don't. Help me not spend rest of the day digging through my doujinshi folders?

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Bebe-bobo~

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>>18844837
<I(m)plodeding
>>18838134
>>18838614
>>18838765
>>18843275
*warbling space noises to activate your adrenal glands*

"As recognizable as the waterphone is, if you really want to talk about an instrument's ubiquity in science fiction cinema and televison, look no further than the theremin. The theremin's invention predates the waterphone's by about 40 years, which means it came into being just in time for some of the earliest scifi flicks. One of the wildest things about the theremin is that it is played without any form of physical contact; rather, the musician controls the pitch and volume of the theremin by moving his or her hands closer or further away from the instrument's two metal antennae, as demonstrated in the video above."
>>18844837
>And now to harvest their rich, tasty courage muscle...

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>>18849567
bobobo-bo bo-bobo

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Remilia is a weird girl

>> No.18850464
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VAMPIRES BANZAI

SUMATA BANZAI
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>> No.18855509

>>18829105
because that would be a shitty umbrella

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>>18850464
fatties

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>>18835817
Way too difficult if you want to be faithful like a Remifag or Sakyuun IMO.
But ask the cute female autists either way.

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>>18842499
Sounds comfy but nothing in Gensokyo would be as comfy as living in the forest of magic with Marisa as one of her apprentices. Just imagine, waking up bright and early, going out with her to collect magic mushrooms, lazing around and drinking tea (and sake) with her during the down time, getting to mess around with some of the most powerful magic in Gensokyo.
Marisa seems like the kind of person who knows how to make any task enjoyable, she competent and knows when she needs to be serious, but even at her most serious moments, she knows how to have fun.
That's why I'd want to live with Marisa.

>> No.18856783

>>18842514
\(^▽^)/

>> No.18860230

>>18767615
It would be fun to troll Remi.

>> No.18862673

>>18855520
mean!

>> No.18866016

>>18855520
They're not fat

>> No.18866018

>>18781847
Woah.
Remilia is really flexible

>> No.18866712

anyone have a super cool wallpaper of my mistress that I can use?

>> No.18869196

>>18866712
Best I found from Wallhaven
https://alpha.wallhaven.cc/wallpaper/124777
https://alpha.wallhaven.cc/wallpaper/395067

>> No.18869214

>>18869196
And
>>>/w/2077749
>>>/w/2078513

>> No.18869365
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*looks at you with disdain*

>> No.18872122

I hate Remi she is a bully and a dork and also did I mention I hate her?

>> No.18872256

Isn't Remilia actually fairly clever IRC?

>> No.18872763

>>18872256
Nah. She's not particularly dumb either. Just childish. I don't understand what IRC has to do with it tho

>> No.18875283

>>18872763
I think it's for "If I Remember Correctly" and they are just missing an 'I'. I don't think they are talking about Internet Relay Chat.

>> No.18879119
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>>18872763
Remi is a clever child.

>> No.18879149

>>18872256
She's clever, all the more so since she can see fate

>> No.18883082
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>>18883082 >>18843275 >>18832909
Heretics

>> No.18885455
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>> No.18885930
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Remi Remi Remiii

>> No.18888573

>>18885455
Beautiful Remiry, dude.

>> No.18891262

>>18885455
Who the heck could deny such a cute little bat?

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>> No.18895878
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>> No.18897818

Remiry
Remiria
Remimi

I love the mistress!
I want to serve her eternally!

>> No.18899214

Who would had thought that she had the best hips

>> No.18899831

>>18899214
Literally nobody.

>> No.18900010
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>>18899831
Uuu~
Uuu~

>> No.18902237
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>> No.18902911

>>18842392
Delete

>> No.18907330
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>> No.18909575

>>18900010
woah
loli hips

>> No.18910537

>I was panicking. My worlds were colliding. My two mistresses were now face-to-face, together in the same house as my wife. I had no fucking clue how I was gonna escape this situation without this whole thing falling apart.
Why you shouldn't serve more than 1 mistress.

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..!

>> No.18913952

>>18910537
Remy knew my wife, my lover, my lady is the sea when I signed up.

>> No.18914493

>>18910537
Thank you, the source was a hilarious read.

>> No.18916308
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>>18910537
I think some exceptions can be made.

>> No.18918038

>>18916308
remi-chan's back

>> No.18921939

>>18913906
The peepee.

>> No.18922264

I want to post cute pics of the Remimimi but it won't let me!

>> No.18922803

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=68481443
Why is the Remimiry so cute, dudes?

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>> No.18924583

>>18923490
awesome
>>18924351
kawaii

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>>18924583

>> No.18927572

ahh, I want to worship her delicate body

>> No.18927825
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>>18927572
You'd be a fool not to

>> No.18927850
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I got some artistic sad Remis if anyone wants them. I made them for the sad 2hu thread a few days ago but it died before my neural networks finished running.

>> No.18927863
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>> No.18927877
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This one could have come out nicer.

>> No.18927881
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>> No.18927889
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>> No.18932485
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Remi is not dumb.

>> No.18932626

I want a gallery, or at least a dl, of all these sad remis

>> No.18934121
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>>18895878
I can't stop looking at the stupid tiny hat

where'd she even get that thing

>> No.18936710

>>18934121
OW.
She has lots of connections.
How do you think she has a Mansion in Gensokyo of all places

>> No.18936839

>>18895249
Remi has a heroin problem!

>> No.18941373
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>> No.18941414

>>18835889
It's all fun and games until you have to start killing innocent people and putting their blood into food and drinks.

>> No.18941429

>>18842499
I know a place more comfortable than both the human village and the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

The outside world!

>> No.18941463

>>18941414
She just eats Sakuya's period.

>> No.18941594

>>18941463
Headcanon. Also, ew.

>> No.18942116

>>18941429
If not for modern technology the outside world would be far less interesting than Gensokyo.

>> No.18943510

>>18942116
Yes. But we have modern tech.

>> No.18943838
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>>18941463
>eats
Are you saying Remi freezes it first?

>> No.18946084
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Remi is enjoying the summertime!

>> No.18946213

>>18943838
Why is she mopping a carpet?

>> No.18946644
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>>18946213
She was just walking by

>> No.18947624

>>18946084
Lookin' smokin'

>> No.18948362

>>18946084
I want to give Remiry cunnylingus while she wears a microbikini!

>> No.18948475
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>>18948362
I want to give Remis belly cunnylingus

>> No.18949149

>>18948475
>>18926073
I want to give Remi's ass a nobel prize!

>> No.18949302
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>>18948475
Remimi's belly pussy

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>> No.18957031

http://ecchi.iwara.tv/videos/v5yrxi5lr5ieozbql
wew

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>>18948475
that looks terrible

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>> No.18963127

>>18963116
Patch Your Rim, Illya.

>> No.18963152
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>>18957031
wew indeed

>> No.18968034

>>18963152
wow

>> No.18968261
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Mimirery.

>> No.18969319
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Remimimiry

>> No.18971008

>>18969319
gross

>> No.18973693
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he can't keep getting away with it

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>>18973693
Goddammit you were first.

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>>18973693
looking a little big around the middle there, probably sucking in too

guess that what happens when you spend all day sitting on your ass eating cake

>> No.18975068

>>18974390
She's the perfect size now. And if sitting on your butt and eating cake is what it takes for that, then all the lolis should do it.

>> No.18975259
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Congratulations on your marriage, Anon!

>> No.18975379

>>18975259
Sister-sister marriages are legal in gensokyo?

>> No.18975741

>>18974390
don't disrespect flan flan or else

>> No.18975849

>>18974390
What are you talking about. Hirasaka's soft pudgy lolis are peak performance.

These tummies must be cultivated to develop a healthy layer of fat, but without getting into obesity territory, I'd say around 30% bodyfat is an acceptable compromise to achieve optimal levels for roundness, soft and gropable bellies, ripe for using as pillows and blowing raspberries on. Enough fat for your fingers to sink a bit into their flesh when grabbing the belly with an open palm, but without excess so you can feel the more denser base of abdominal musculature underneath.

>>18973693
I would wring the water and sweat off their sukumizus into my mouth, make a broth out of them.

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>>18975849
Fair enough points. I'm still sticking to my assumption of her sucking her stomach in.

As for Remilia seeing her turning her back like that instead of trying to be the center of attention is a little suspicious as is her holding the foam thingie against her abdomen like that.

>> No.18976248

>>18976193
>instead of trying to be the center of attention
look at the loli butt

>> No.18980167
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>>18976248

>> No.18984308

>>18976248
wow

>> No.18984976
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Remi pee herself!

>> No.18985357 [SPOILER] 
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>>18973717
>>18974390
>>18984308
>>Hey you W o W poster, flesh or bot or whatever yes you; i don't *care* about being "First" and I don't get that I should because I'm crazy. You though, all of you are insane. And I'm alright with it, but stop being the stupid kind of insane. The stupid insanity will get us all killed, and if you must murder, if leaving this blighted world for better does not correct your wounds then kill each other When The Whole Of Life won't be extinguished with you. Murder each other in your competitions Some Place Else. So until we're in a stable ecosphere again and can blissfully build our home some other planetary shore and maybe be very alive and joyous, be useful and actionable insane. It's all I've ever asked. Save the dumbshit insanity until you've actually managed not to imperil
Everything like a casually tortured fuckup. It trips some of us up. And then we never get around to the Real good stuff. Jenova help me that I should have a clone reading this and he's worse than me.
>Bet you wished you'd studied harder in school. You can call me Deadeye, I'll be your babysitter, Beer can riding hotshot

Ect.
>damned if you didn't pee yourself again

>> No.18989481

>>18984976
Fucking delete this

>> No.18990218
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>>18985357
what a terrible post

really makes one's skin crawl

>> No.18992141

>>18984976
90% of Sakuya's days must be spent scrubbing remipee out of things

>> No.18995791

>>18984976
What is Patcho saying? No idea what those bottom two runes are except maybe ni

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>> No.18996652

>>18995791
.....Remii..

>> No.18996701

>>18992141
She should get her some diapers already

>> No.19000581

>>18984976
I would drink that.

>> No.19002109
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She's very very cool.

>> No.19005881

>>19002109
dork

>> No.19008346
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apply sunlight to the remi

>> No.19008362
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>> No.19008457

>>19005881
That's Youmu

>> No.19008463

>>18984976
She sharted

>> No.19009628
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19009628

Wow!

>> No.19011194
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Cooking with Remi

>> No.19014463
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>>19009628
long hair doesn't suit her at all imo

>> No.19015083

>>19002109
No fucking shit.
Is blood coming out of her skirt?

Don't fucking tell me it is what I think it is

>> No.19015967

>>19015083
its the scarlet mist, dude.
Remi's farts.

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>>19015967
>Remi's farts.
I almost got frigten but glad it is just farts.

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>>18840300
And didn't mention China once

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>> No.19020653

I want to mating press Remimiry

>> No.19021368
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>>18924351
>>18923490
>>18916308
>>18907330
>>18843275
Remi is super cute as is, but I gotta admit that I sorta prefer when people draw her looking more mature more like a petite adult than an actual 10 year old loli. It makes my heart melt.
She's just so pretty c:

>> No.19026854
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<span class="sjis">Ремилиа Сцарлет ![/spoiler]

>> No.19026904
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>>18790615
Oneechan.. I don't feel so good..!

>> No.19029560
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remirin

>> No.19029919

>>19026904
If its just her wings that go, is she suddenly human (again(?))?

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>19034628
>My country 'tis of thee on 47 megaphones stacked end to end on your choice of instrument milady
>the other ten are for Thanksgiving
>brides or bruddas?

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>>19034628
Only the finest of dining for the young mistress.

>> No.19038521

>>19026854
Gao~

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I want to wipe Remi's mouth with a napkin once she's done eating!

>> No.19046984
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>> No.19047384
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happy remi

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>> No.19048473

>>19014463
She looks so pretty here.

>> No.19050771
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A E S T H E T I C

>> No.19051163

>>19048434
This is a SFW board, censor this belly this instant.

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Capitalism with Remi!

>> No.19052036
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>>19051163
don't

>> No.19052120

>>19051963
Please delete this

>> No.19058244

>>19051963
Don't pimp out the Remimi.

>> No.19058735

>>19058244
But this is the only way for someone like Remi to of value to the market.

>> No.19059332

>>19050771
reverse search gives nothing
searching for Qべえ レミリア・スカーレット
was also no good.

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>>19058244
She's the one doing it, anon. Talk to her if you think it's so bad.

>> No.19062118
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Remi.

>> No.19062159
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>>19062118
Remi hates low quality images

>> No.19064921

>>18943510
You can just bring you phone/3ds to gensokyo.

And a solar panel.

>> No.19064948

>>19064921
Yeah, a phone without internet connectivity is going to be a lot of use.

>> No.19065020

>>19064948
3ds and a phone with emulators.

Or a laptop.

I honestly would like to live in gensokyo even with the lack of technology.

>> No.19066057

>>19062159
>>19048434
I want to put a baby in Remi's belly!

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>> No.19066901

>>19066057
Too bad. Vampires don't work that way. Dead womb.

>> No.19067393

>>19066901
It's gensokyo, anything goes.

And dhampirs exist.

>> No.19067842

>>19066901
There are many different legends/stories about vampires
Considering they don't exist, it cannot be said which one is correct
Though the point is moot anyhow, as Remilia is locked at 10-12 years old

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>> No.19071340
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>>19048473
cute vampster

>> No.19071689
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>>19071340
Milady can't be this cute!

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>>19071689
nothing cute about this horrifying vampire

>> No.19073032

>>19072740
There's a lot of cute things about her
That's the problem

>> No.19073301

>>18770220
*onegaishimasu

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One day the scarlet mist will cover all of /jp/, and we will have an eternal Remimi thread. But for now, good night.

>> No.19073612

>>18846890
>>18845214
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>>19073337

>> No.19075708

goodnight remilia

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