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Dangerous snakes become more active as the weather heats up.

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>> No.18819454
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Evil cat to good home.

>> No.18819455
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First for snek coiling.

>> No.18819456

I'm a fa/tg/uy, so I like liches.

>> No.18819457
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Huge cows!

>> No.18819458

List your top 10

>> No.18819461

>>18819455
2 is serviceable for capture but 1 is always superior

>> No.18819465

>>18819461
>2 and 1
>Labeled A and B
Wurms are great at coil cuddles too and don't ever forget it!

>> No.18819470
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Druella bride story translate when?

>> No.18819473

>>18819465
What can I say, I'm a rebel

>> No.18819476
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>>18819449
Sukima-onnas are the best!

>> No.18819479 [SPOILER] 
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>>18819458
Lilim Only for Druella
Anubis
Baphomet
Basilisk
Hellhound
Demon
Mershark
Manticore
Ratatoskr
Inari

>> No.18819486

>Baphomets dream
https://exhentai.org/g/1210985/8c97338913/

>> No.18819490

>>18819458
>Lamia Types
>Centaur Types
>Wolfu Types
>Harpy Types
>Cattle Types
>Mofu Types (Including Nooks and Ratas)
>Feline Types
>Magic Types
>Pure/Heavenly Types
>Aquatic Types

>> No.18819498

>>18819490
Forgot to mention, fairies and fae-species are in the pure/heavenly section

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>>18819476

>> No.18819505

>>18819501
Reminds me of Paisley Park for some reason

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>>18819505

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>>18819505
>>18819505

>> No.18819519

>>18819457
>tfw no monstergirl farm of my own full of minos pan faun and satyr
this sucks

>> No.18819525

Smoke hobo's are nice

>> No.18819527

>>18819512
>>18819516
What did I say?

>> No.18819545

>>18819527
More Yukari?

>> No.18819593
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How evil do you want your waifu to be?

>> No.18819596

>>18819593
The normal amount.

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>>18819458

>> No.18819626
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>>18819593
Chunni evil

>> No.18819655

>>18819593
Somewhat evil

>> No.18819670
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>>18819593
Edgy, but cute edgy evil.

>> No.18819673

>>18819593
Only evil in a playful sense, like when we're playing with our daughteru or doing certain femdom roleplay stuff. She also likes to think of herself as a mad scientist, but everything she ends up doing as a mad scientist turns out positive.

>> No.18819693
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Quality armour

>> No.18819700

>>18819449
I've seen my first caterpillars and butterflies of the year, the spring is such a lively time even if the snows haven't all melted yet.

>> No.18819718
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Fit, flat awoos!

>> No.18819722

>>18819718
Would exercise with.

>> No.18819729

>>18819693
Can I build one in a cave with a box of scraps?

>> No.18819761

>>18819527
YUKARI YAKUMO

>> No.18819773

>>18819729
How many armours has tony made over the years?

>> No.18819783

>>18819593
Evil like Tarquin from Order of the Stick.
>>18819773
54 numbered models and a few other types. Yes I'm a nerd, fight me.

>> No.18819790

>>18819773
About 50+
I do remember one had a AI that fell in love with him or some shit

>> No.18819806

>>18819783
>>18819790
The scariest one to become a MGE living armour would be the one where he had the under suit in his skin.
Just think, your waifu is a ghost that lives physically IN YOU.

>> No.18819811

>>18819806
I mean the bio-mass of the human body is mostly made up of micro-organisms that outnumber your own cells so I don't have a problem with sharing the living-space.

>> No.18819819

>>18819806
>Just think, your waifu is a ghost that lives physically IN YOU.
kinky

>> No.18819821
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>>18819449
What happens if monster girls forces led by powerful succubi and lilims so happen to take over a starship that so happens to make contact or land in the MGE world?

Well, the ship itself it wouldn't turn into a big monster girl, but the succubi and or lilims or even the Demon Lord herself could corrupt the starship with extreme and mountain loads of demon energy. Turning the ship into a demon realm of sorts, a moving, mobile demon realm that is capable of spreading corruption/demon energy to wherever and what ever place and planet it lands and docks at. And anyone can be corrupted by the Demon Energy aura the corrupted ship is now emitting. Most of the weapons like the missile launchers, bombardment weaponry and even orbital bombardment weapons would be modified and changed by Gremlin girls or any other monster girl specializing in engineering and technology. The modified ship's weapons will now instead fire or emit MGE-style Demon Energy which will harmlessly incapacitate and pacify targets and then corrupt/monsterise them. And the now corrupted ship can use its newly modified orbital bombardment weapons to rain down Demon Energy onto it's target locations. Turning cities and strongholds into Demon Realms, thus turning the women into monster girls and the men into more monster loving incubi.

Plus, what startships do you think is best suited for such monster girl-centric purposes and agendas? A heavy military battle cruiser for maximum and or optimum firepower and protection? Or a super carrier-type of command ship?

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>>18819821
Whoa there boy, you don't expect me to read all that, do you?

>> No.18819831

>>18819828
this

>> No.18819843

>>18819821
My my mind keep telling me unicron as a fuckable robot

>> No.18819845

>>18819821
Nice monster girl image.

>> No.18819846

>>18819843
That's a big girl.

>> No.18819857

>>18819846
For you
But seriously, if the ship had a more compact size, like the cat ship thing in tenchi muyo, it would be better

>> No.18819871
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18819871

So where do Glacies go during the summer? Do they migrate?

>> No.18819881

>>18819871
The make a "cold corner" and relax there until the cold goes down

>> No.18819890

What happens if you mix a yuki-onna and a ice queen?
The name "yuki-hime" comes to mind

>> No.18819896

>>18819871
They live in the mountaintops alongside Ice Queens so it's always winter up there.

>> No.18819898

>>18819896
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain
Why is the climbing a mountain?
Because he is in love.

>> No.18819908

>>18819819
>I'm inside my husband, ehehe~

>> No.18819915

>>18819890
>zipangu dressed ice queen
Quite the image

>> No.18819944

>>18819915
Ice Queens are literally the personification of winter so there gonna be at least one in Zipangu.

>> No.18819951

>>18819908
>posseses your arm
>mischef happens

>> No.18819963

>>18819951
Parasyte but now the alien is a girl.

>> No.18819980

>>18819944
Totally not Japan has to have a totally not hokkaido.

>> No.18820001

>>18819963
Isn't that just Midori days?

>> No.18820004

>>18820001
I don't know what that is.

>> No.18820009
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>Who dares disturb my slumber!
By the time she wakes up im out of there
Praise the magic escape rope.

>> No.18820018

>>18820004
My hand truly is my waifu, the anime

https://youtu.be/VtcD6U2XOQw

>> No.18820019

>>18820009
>Who dares disturb my slumber!
Hi I'm anon! I know I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe?

>> No.18820033

>>18820009
It depends on what type of magic escape rope you have
On one hand, you might end up in your town
On the over you might end up outside the cave and you'd have to run

>> No.18820042

>>18820019
>can only hear the https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDjV0KlXfOY version

>> No.18820060

>>18820033
>On one hand, you might end up in your town

>BREAKING: A town is getting raided by a Dragon claiming someone disturbed her nap
>Bought to you by Ratatoskr News Network

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We gonna fight or what?

>> No.18820104

>>18820099
>Mmm, just five more years...

>> No.18820108 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1mBFk9YsCM&t=4m28s
>Hoi! Hoi! Hoi! Hoi! Hoi! Hoi! Hoi!

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>>18820060
>Yosh! I'm going to protect the town and then anon will like me!

>> No.18820337

Fighting an undead's husband would probably be really damaging to an aspiring hero's psyche.
Imagine it, some guy who looks normal, maybe a little pale, willingly allowing himself to be run through with a sword purely for the sake of disarming his opponent.

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>>18820337
Why would you fight Undead anyway? They just want to light some bonfires, maybe ring some bells.

>> No.18820470

>>18820337
Enemies with so sense of self perspiration is one hell on an enemy.

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Sit and witness the rain dance.

>> No.18820491

>>18819871
They go into the basement.

>> No.18820494

>>18820490
Sun is up and not a cloud in the sky. You suck at this Water Wurm.

>> No.18820555

>>18820490
It's a sunny day and I would prefer it to stay that way.

>> No.18820574

>>18820494
>>18820555
It can still rain while sunny

>> No.18820589

>>18820574
We don't need no rainbows around here, those things are like the Bat-signal to Alps.

>> No.18820628

>>18820362
DARK SOULS

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>>18820628
What about it?

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>>18819458

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>>18819458

>> No.18820717
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We need to contain the tiberium, anon.

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I swear to Chief God, my momster is just asking to get raped. And if she isn't, she's getting raped anyway.

>> No.18820746

>>18820717
She's cosplaying as a Gundam, 40Kiddie.

>> No.18820768

>>18820746
>tiberium
>having anything to do with warhammer
You confuse me.

>> No.18820795

>>18819470
Would lick those thighs

>> No.18820802

>>18820729
>raping your mother
Have some fucking respect.

>> No.18820803

>>18819593
Ancient evil mindflayer who still has some of that "superiour being" mindset. All shall serve her race!

>> No.18820811

>>18820802
Fine, I'll lovingly impregnate her. Better?

>> No.18820817

>>18820729
I hate being weak to butts. Any monstergirl could have me as long as they have a fat bottom.

>> No.18820840

>>18820729
A dark elf noble momster would be pretty great. And two sisters

>> No.18820895

>>18820840
Yep would spoil all three and get them to be big, soft hedonists.

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>>18819458
Top 5 is close enough for now

>> No.18820923
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God i wish a oni used me to impregnate herself

>> No.18820948

>>18820923
Is that really an Oni? I can't tell with that skinny body. I bet she can't even lift a car.

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>>18820948
Some Onis are soft. But they can still wreck a human soldier.

>> No.18821008

>>18820959
If my onis are soft then they better build some muscle beneath that pudge.
Strongfat is the only way to go

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>>18819470
There is no Druella bride story in Fallen Brides you fool.

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I know a place just outside of Heaven.

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>>18819490
>Types
Anon that's cheating.

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>>18820768
Fa/tg/uys have interests outside of W40K you know.

>> No.18821107

>>18821061
They aren't clones.

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>For example, the physique, and hair color, etc. of a medusa may vary, but the common traits of a medusa, snake hair and the lower body of a snake, matchup. Also, many individuals basically have a lonely, stubborn personality.

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>>18819700
Please be gentle and help then if you can. They're not often used to dealing with snow.

>> No.18821133

>>18821121
Fuck, meant to quote >>18821107

>> No.18821146

>>18821132
I did help a fuzzy little fellow reach a patch of grass so it didn't have to brave the dangers of the sidewalk. I do that type of thing all the time.

>> No.18821147

>more dog monsters than cat monsters
is KC a dog person?

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>>18821147
https://exhentai.org/g/899965/1d4b6b281d/

>> No.18821157

>>18821146
If not waifued, at very least you're going to get a kiss on the cheek from a Papillon in the future for helping her when she was little.

>> No.18821169

>>18821157
I've had butterflies come lick salt off of my sweaty skin during the summer so I guess that's true, they do come back.
I help spiders too

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>>18821132

>> No.18821213
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I want Egyptian candy snake
I'll just need her to change the name of her shop

>> No.18821221

>>18821169
Aren’t you just Prince Charming?

>> No.18821231 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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Horny demon.

>> No.18821236

>>18821169
>Anon opens door one day to find an arachne and Papillion waiting for him

>> No.18821238

>>18821221
I just believe in the sanctity of life is all.

>> No.18821239

>>18821213
>wanting to ruin the naming pun
NO

>> No.18821252 [DELETED] 

How do you mess up so badly that you give your pet a human form?

>> No.18821259

>>18820337
>He grabbed my knife to stop me from stabbing him!
>”Hey honey, could you please start a warm bath and get the patch kit ready? I’m going to come home with some scrapes”
>”Will do darling! Do you best! I love you!”
>Who the fuck is this guy?

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How do you mess up so badly that you give your pet a human form?

>> No.18821270

>>18821252
If you’re talking about Nekomatas, that’s their shtick. It looks like your pet cat turned into a girl, but she really was one all along.

>> No.18821288 [DELETED] 

>>18821231
Kill yourself my man.

>> No.18821291

>>18821269
These things happen. Please understand.

>> No.18821292

>>18821269
In fiction anything can happen
Just look at how the powerpuff girls were made

>> No.18821300

>>18821061
I know. I’m just indecisive as fuck.

>> No.18821307

>Cold and rainy day
>Still gotta lift
Even a big fat cuddlecat in a comfy bed couldn't keep me in unfortunately

>> No.18821308

>>18821291
So your telling me if i mix some bullshit together and pour it on a animal, I'll get a monstergirl?

>> No.18821319

>>18821308
>"Self proclaimed alchemist thrown out of zoo for trying to get into reptile enclosure with "potions", more at 11."

>> No.18821321

>>18821308
Science gonna science, ain't no lie boy.

>> No.18821324

>>18821269
Shippo a cute, those were some nice doujins.

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Colored version when?

>> No.18821333

>>18821292
>powerpuff girls
Didn't they ruin that recently?

>> No.18821345

>>18821308
Yes, but please do it responsibly. Don’t end up like >>18821319 .
Please consult your local resources for help and support, including your nearest Dark Mage Fellowship chapter, the helpful Hakutaku librarians at MGCU, and your nearest Lilim-approved monsterization clinic.

>> No.18821346

>>18821333
Kinda, got a whole new voice cast, removed ms bellum and added a fourth, black girl with legs for racial diverity or some shit
But im here for monstergirls, and old western tv leans more on monsterboys/furries

>> No.18821354

>>18821345
I'd probably be banned from doing alchemy and magic.
Giving cheshires and jinkos huge breasts and asses would be my goal in life, along with quite a few other girls.

>> No.18821359

>>18821333
Is there anything that they haven’t ruined lately?

>>18821346
What are you talking about? I haven’t seen anything like that from the episodes.

>> No.18821363

>>18821359
I think he means that talking about a wester show is for /co, and not that PPG has monsterboys and furries like i assumed at first

>> No.18821369

>>18821359
>I haven’t seen anything like that from the episodes
[x]Doubt

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make sure your monstergirl takes care of her teeth, dude!

>> No.18821413

>>18821378
Chanta's Chen is so frumpy.

>> No.18821481

>>18820948
Skinny Onis are the best. Teasing them about that skinny body while using them as a daki all night is the best.

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Imagine

>> No.18821525

>>18821481
Not in my book.
Going to get her in the gym and BULKAN

>>18821509
Poor Avenger, he doesn't know the impossibility he is trying to do.
Also, no robo-liz why?

>> No.18821531

>>18821346
Blisstina was a mistake
My childhood is not ruinend, but i worry about the future

>> No.18821555

>>18821525
The artist probably has trouble with mechanical details.

>> No.18821583

>>18821509
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BTVIeHouYLQ

>> No.18821589

>>18821481
I personally prefer skinny flat girls in general.

>> No.18821597

>>18821555
Probably, although it would be funny to see her done up like a vocaloid

>> No.18821598

>>18821583
Why do you keep linking Spongebob videos?

>> No.18821602

>>18821598
Maybe other people have, but this is the first time I’ve done it.

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18821655

>>18821602
it was your first time

>> No.18821684

>>18821333
Yes.

>>18821346
Don't forget that one jew writer who put himself in the show because of his pedophilic crush on the red one.

>> No.18821711

>>18821684
Oh Christ i remember that guy
Thats like if one of the fallen maidens was suddenly into some guy called jeff

>> No.18821723

>>18821711
>Thats like if one of the fallen maidens was suddenly into some guy called jeff
why not? seems like a set up for an isekai show.

>> No.18821744

>>18821711
>>18821684
irc okayado actually drew in some of his fans with their waifus and even one of the English translators.

>> No.18821754

>>18821744
When was that?

>> No.18821761

>>18821754
I think during the convention chapters. The ones with the vampire girl.

That one had a bunch of different characters.

>> No.18821767

>>18821754
I'm pretty sure the English translator guy was the guy that ended up as a pretzel when Miia taught the exercise class.

>> No.18821775

>>18821711
>Thats like if one of the fallen maidens was suddenly into some guy called jeff
Well the protagonist is basically an avatar for readers to self-insert into.

>> No.18821788

>>18821775
my self esteem is too low for me to do that.

>> No.18821791
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>> No.18821809
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She sees your ___.

>> No.18821814

Particularly cool image from twitter.
http://twitter.com/shakekoujou/status/985161715108098048

>> No.18821821
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It's a terrible night to have a penis.

>> No.18821820

>>18821809
FAT COCK!

>> No.18821840
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18821840

Evil foxes!

>> No.18821850

>>18821814
How the fuck did gazerfag manage this one?

>> No.18821862

>>18821850
By increasing her presence in the Japanese twitter sphere enough that people just decide to draw her on a whim.

>> No.18821876

>>18821809
Hoard.

>> No.18821882
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18821882

What do you say anons?

>> No.18821883

>>18821850
I don't think he did.

>> No.18821888

>>18821809
Plans for her rear.

>> No.18821901
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Teasing elves!

>> No.18821905
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>> No.18821934
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>> No.18821935

>>18821655
Please be gentle.

>> No.18821946

Would growing a new tail be pleasurable for a Kitsune?

>> No.18821949

>>18821882
Thank you, but I'd rather drink something else.

>> No.18821955

>>18821901
Goodness, her ears look like wings, they're so enormous.

>> No.18821963
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>>18821955
How big would you like your elf ears? the bigger they are the more sensitive,right?

>> No.18821974

>>18821901
>>18821963
I require sauce.

>> No.18821982

>>18821974
I just saved them off a thread,i dont know the sauce anon,sorry

>> No.18821988

>>18821974
https://exhentai.org/g/953627/7491012f49/

>> No.18821996

>>18821988
Wait no, the tags are shit.

>> No.18822004

>>18821988
Isn't this the guy who drew a penis touching a dude's heart?

>> No.18822009

>>18821996
It's not as bad as you think, but if you were expecting vanilla then you'd better look elsewhere.

>> No.18822032

>>18821988
>the tags on that
>the tags on the sequels
Elves deserve better.

>> No.18822036

>>18821905
yuri wa utsukushīdesu

>> No.18822038
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18822038

Elves are for prone bone anal, not teasing.

>> No.18822039

>>18821996
>>18822009

Yeah, on second thought, it's just slime rape. Could've been worse.

>> No.18822072

Is this the place to get those all-natural, free-range, non-GMO cat girls? I’ve tried the genetically modified cat girls, and they’re not the same as the organic product.

>> No.18822129

>>18822072
Probably want to look for those semi-feral farm cats.
Careful, they’re dangerous. And may decide to bring you “trophies” in bed.

>> No.18822131
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>>18822072

>> No.18822135 [SPOILER] 
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>>18822072
Try Wonderland.

>> No.18822146
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18822146

Be wary of bar Onis.

>> No.18822152

>>18822135
I want a cheshire and a tanuki.
Tubby, muscular, doesn't matter.

>> No.18822188
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>>18819980
I need a Hokkaido Ice Queen in a school uniform with folded skirt, tartan scarf, and earmuffs

>> No.18822226
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18822226

What did you say to her?

>> No.18822239
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>>18822146
i have a new fetish called 'onis being sad at bars'.

>> No.18822257

>>18822226
Given her confusion, I probably asked her why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.

>> No.18822267
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18822267

>Kraken-chan, where are you putting that tentacle?

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>>18822226
Asked her if she knows what a hornjob is.

>> No.18822274

>>18822267
Did I accidentally start another kraken meme with that joke?

>> No.18822280

>>18822267
depending on how fine her tips are she could do that weird ear cleaning thing Japanese men seem to be into.

>> No.18822283

>>18822239
I have one for chubby cheshires in large shirts and panties but yours is pretty damn good.

>> No.18822286

>>18822267
she just doing a thorough examination.

>> No.18822297

>>18822274
Thanks a lot you fucking faggot.

>> No.18822323
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>One day I'll drag an entire ship into the depths and find my husband!

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>> No.18822374
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18822374

>> No.18822391 [DELETED] 

You can stop now, thanks.

>> No.18822401

Remember that it is impolite to hide beneath the skirts of tall monster girls.

>> No.18822416

>>18822401
Plus, it's usually all hot and musky under there, it's just not a comfy hiding spot.

>> No.18822417

>>18822401
But what if they put the skirt over you, is it still rude?

>> No.18822421

>>18822416
Hey, sometimes people make mistakes.

>>18822417
No, then its lewd and should equally be avoided

>> No.18822441

The only people who like Onis are cucks

>> No.18822446

>>18819593
Somewhere inbetween Saturday morning cartoon and Tim Burton Batman Evil. Basically she comes up with brilliant and elaborate schemes to beat the heroes.
While I’m the real evil mastermind running a criminal empire and pretty much the real final boss.

>> No.18822456

>>18822446
Do you go berserk when they hurt your wife?

>> No.18822468
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18822468

Praying works

Start praying and you will become a better person

>> No.18822471
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Big. Red. Onis.

>> No.18822480
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>>18822471

>> No.18822485
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>>18822471
Blue Oni is superior.

>> No.18822492

>>18822468
Thanks, but the wife and I already align with Eros.

>> No.18822496

>>18822492
>>18822492
My brother!
Eros is the way to go, although I may overlap with Hathor a bit.

>> No.18822495

>>18822485
Correct.

>> No.18822501

>>18822485
I don’t understand this picture. Did she fall from carrying in too many groceries bags?

>> No.18822503

>>18822496
Hathor’s not a bad choice, but it’s not like we’re at a loss for tits.

>> No.18822504

>>18822496
>Hathor
I hate this meme.

>> No.18822513
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>>18822503
>Hathor

>> No.18822514

>>18822501
Not sure but I recall that Blue Oni can’t hold their liquor quite as well.

>> No.18822520

>>18822513
>you will never praise Ammy’s sun

>> No.18822539
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>>18822485
Small Pink Oni is best.

>> No.18822546
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>> No.18822548

>>18822539

that's a goblin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc8iu0XFUQc&t=160s

>> No.18822555

>>18822503
You can get hips to go with those tits

>> No.18822560
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>>18822520
i wonder what those 2 are arguing about

>> No.18822563

>>18822546
This comic's retarded.

Mia's race is mono-gendered. Lamias of Greek mythology are also female-only. Nagas come in male and female.

>> No.18822575

>>18822468
I would worship the fallen God with my loli Night Gaunt wife. I wonder if pandemonium has a Sabbath chapter.

>> No.18822586
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18822586

>>18819593

>> No.18822592

>>18822297
You're welcome anon.

>> No.18822622
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Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.

>> No.18822635

>>18822586
>Abyssal Admiral
>Not in a sexy navel uniform

>> No.18822645
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>>18822622
>tfw I will never get to press myself against a sweaty tomboy centaurs back as I make her horse pussy as sore as her muscles after the last workout

>> No.18822655
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>>18819593

Team Rocket evil.

>> No.18822658
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>>18822645
>actually wanting to fuck horsepussy
>>>/d/
>>>/mlp/

>> No.18822736
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http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-25067-the-talk-how-to-explain-mermaid-sex-to-your-kids.html
Kek.

>> No.18822737

>no Troll wife to clean my ears

>> No.18822749

>>18822736
>portland

>> No.18822758
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>>18822737
Zipangu girls do it better.

>> No.18822762

>>18822758
Even Ochi?

>> No.18822771
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>>18822762
Especially Ochi.

>> No.18822777

>>18822658
How new?

>> No.18822781
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>>18822471
How can someone even not love onis.
They have everything
horns, muscles, even more muscles and they are good drinkers.

>> No.18822791

>>18822471
Updated profile when

>> No.18822813
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>>18822777
>those digits
Time for a celebration
>>18822791
Dunno, but I do remember her real weight is roughly 900-1100 lbs

>> No.18822814

>>18822758
I want a soft lap to lay in not a slimy one

>> No.18822817
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>>18822777
With a centaur you're literally fucking a horse body

>> No.18822821

>>18822817
Yes and?

>> No.18822823
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>>18822814
OK.

>> No.18822831
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>>18822821
It's called bestiality.

>> No.18822834
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>>18822791
you mean this?

>> No.18822838

>>18822834
That would be a horse, not a centaur.

>> No.18822847

>>18822838
meant for >>18822831

>> No.18822853
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>>18822834
No, this.

>> No.18822857

>>18822834
The MGE one

>> No.18822858

>>18822471
This one is cuter than this one
>>18822834

>> No.18822862

>>18822853
>tfw I will never be offered as a sacrifice to the biggest, strongest, most battle scared oni in the land

>> No.18822866

>>18822853
Wait, if the oni got redone, did any of the older girls get redone too? Is the large mouse pretty now?

>> No.18822867
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>>18822838
>>18822847
It's animal genitals on an animal body, how is that not bestiality?

>> No.18822874
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>>18822866
KC stated that he doesn't like to redo old profiles and that the only reason he updated Gargoyle/Lamia/Black Harpy/Red Oni/Golem was because he lost the original files needed for the English printing of MGE1.

>> No.18822885
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18822885

Will I get punished if I wake up before her schedule says I should?

>> No.18822887
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18822887

Best bug.

>> No.18822894
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Momsters!

>> No.18822902
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ROCKETO PUUUNCH!!!!!

>> No.18822918
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>>18822894
how do onis manage to be always best girls in every single medium they are in?

>> No.18822933
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>>18822918
They just are.

>> No.18822936
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>>18822894
thats not a mom

>> No.18822941

Realistically if KC did sobek would she just be a lizardman with a fat tail and sharp teeth?

>> No.18822950
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>TFW no omnipotent waifu

>> No.18822957

>>18822941
Possibly. Also I can't stop thinking of her speaking with a lisp like Offler from Discworld.

>> No.18822958

>>18822936
whats she saying

>> No.18822960

>>18822950
Sounds dangerous.

>> No.18822961

>>18822958
>Hiding such things under your bed...You like breasts, just like your dad

>> No.18822963

>>18822961
dark elf moms are so lewd

>> No.18822970
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>>18822933
Even urusei yatsura did it back then.
Also ushi-onis are welcome too

>> No.18822973

>>18822933
Fuck off with this shitty cuck show.

>> No.18822975 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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>>18822960
You don't know the half of it.

>> No.18822977

>>18822817
How can you say you love a girl if you won't even fuck her horse pussy?

>> No.18822978

>>18822970
I tend to lump ushi in with the cow family

>> No.18822979 [DELETED] 

>>18822975
>Implying that's bad
Going back is my sole purpose in life

>> No.18822982 [DELETED] 

>>18822979
>>18822975
Go away you complete faggots.

>> No.18822999 [DELETED] 

>>18822975
>>18822979
I think we should stop this right now and talk about something else.

>> No.18823005
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>>18822933
thats a klaxosaur not an Oni

>> No.18823025
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>>18819458
Kind of. I'm not a man as decisive as >>18820899; only my top five are relatively consistent, the rest shift with mood and recent discussion.

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>>18819458

>> No.18823041

>>18823025
>hinezumi
>wight
>demon
My brother. Kikis and Hakutakus are some of my favourites too even if they're not in my top 10.

>> No.18823060

>>18823041
>Demon
That was meant to be a blueberry succubus. I could only do a demon if I took a very liberal interpretation of the whole "always nearby" and "obligated to fuck whenever either one of us is vaguely in the mood" bits.

>> No.18823069
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>>18823060
Filthy casual.

>> No.18823077
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>>18823060
That's a shame to hear, demons are lovely girls.

>> No.18823087

>>18823060
I want a gluttony and wrath demon.

>> No.18823090

>>18823069
Hey, more succ (lots of succ) for me, more demon for you.

>>18823077
They are, except for those two things I take issue with. I suppose one could negotiate that into the contract if they were positioned to do so though.

>> No.18823099

>>18823090
But the Demon is already a succubus subspecies.

>> No.18823106

>>18823099
I meant vanilla succubus and you bloody well know it.

>> No.18823113
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>>18823106
But vanilla is such a boring flavor.

>> No.18823126
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>> No.18823138

>>18823126
Sorry Demon, can't give you a spin as its ADVENTURE TIME!

>> No.18823141

>>18823113
And yet it's one you just can't tire of. It's the basis of so many other sweet flavors, especially in this case. Also, I'm a boring guy.

>> No.18823161

>>18823126
Not a chance fancypants.

>> No.18823165

>>18823138
Cringe.

>> No.18823169
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18823169

Bats.

>> No.18823172
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>>18823126
This was the hectic time when monstergirls are attacking Lescatie.

Pic related is some time after that.

>> No.18823181

>>18823169
I want a big vampire bat to sneak into my house and forcefully take my blood!

>> No.18823189
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>>18823181

>> No.18823191

>>18823165
Anon, if I'm in a fantasy world where I can legit adventure, you can bet your ass that I'm seeing everything I can till I've had my fill.

>> No.18823192

>>18823189
>tfw am O+

>> No.18823207
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>>18823172
Slime butt.

>> No.18823223

>>18823207
It's so soft you can sink your hands in it

>> No.18823226
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18823226

She needs headpats

>> No.18823230

>>18823191
>last statement from anon before entering an Echidna dungeon, never seen again

>> No.18823235

>>18823226
If I know anything about this artist’s girls, it’s that she needs a milking.

>> No.18823238

>>18823226
Too bad, she's getting dick tacos.

>> No.18823240
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>>18823230
Anon I'm sure your waifu would be perfectly happy to adventure alongside you.

>> No.18823253

>>18823240
Adventuring is difficult when you have to tend to a band of little nippers at the same time.
In fact it’s probably more appropriate to call it a family road trip than adventuring at that point.

>> No.18823262

>>18823230
Anon please, its like you don't have a scroll of teleport or dimension door prepared for if things get hairy

>> No.18823278

>>18823262
He thought it's a beginner cave filled with Slimes and such. But there's a trap door that dumps you straight to the Echidna's room.

He's probably the first one to find it.

>> No.18823280

>>18823262
>last floor blocks all teleports
Never trust monsters to not be dicks.

>> No.18823288

>>18823278
Well that just means you fight the boss without being worn down.

>>18823280
Any teleportation or teleportation straight up?

>> No.18823305

>>18823288
If she's doing it right it'd be Dimension Locked, which gives the finger to any form of movement that isn't you booking it to the stairs.

>> No.18823307

>>18823172
Why do demon realms have to look like red light districts?

>> No.18823310

>>18823305
Oh.
Then you just pop haste.

>> No.18823314

>>18823307
Because that's basically what they are.

>> No.18823315

>>18823226
>she wants headpats
>pat her boobs instead
>”Anon, what are you doing?”
”I’ve made my choice.”

>> No.18823323

>>18823310
Just remember to do it BEFORE you’re surrounded by the MG Fuck Squad.

>> No.18823337

>>18823314
Well that explains why they’re SHIT!

>> No.18823341

>>18823307
It’s more of a pink light district.

>> No.18823342

>>18823323
>Walking into the boss without a buff up
You're just asking for the gangbang at that point.

>> No.18823347

>>18823307
Some look like a sunny egyptian city or a little town in the countryside. All of them corrupt you into an Incubus though.

>> No.18823356

>>18823342
>Expecting her to make it obvious it's the boss room you're entering
NEVER count on monstergirls to not be dicks. A sufficient door would still be a hindrance, too.

>> No.18823360

>>18823347
>All of them corrupt you into an Incubus though.
Dammit.

>> No.18823371

>>18823356
At that point you just fight the snake.

>> No.18823388

>>18823371
Keikaku doori.

>> No.18823399

>>18823388
Fight snake, defeat snake, tell snake she'll need to wait till you finish adventuring.

>> No.18823442
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Three dark knights rubbed out thirty Order bitches. What was the ratio of soldiers who fought?

>> No.18823463

>>18823371
The kinda guy who tabs into hydras.

>> No.18823466

>>18823442
You asked this last time. There is insufficient information. What two values are we supposed to be forming a ratio between?

>> No.18823471

>>18823442
Taku-sensei! Please teach me about bovine reproduction!

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>>18823466
>not getting the reference

>> No.18823487

>>18823483
Not him but why would anyone get that reference?
Some random news article?

>> No.18823489

>>18823487
I dunno, I just stumbled on it and thought it sounded funny

>> No.18823491

>>18823483
You have to go back.

>> No.18823493
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More stories about women becoming better people via becoming monsters when?

>> No.18823498

>>18823493
But that’s all human woman -> monster stories.

>> No.18823499

>>18823491
Where is this Back you keep referring to? Is it nice? What’s the weather like in Back?

>> No.18823501

>>18823077
>>18823113
I want to ask a demon why is she blue.

>> No.18823510
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>>18823498

>> No.18823515

>>18823510
Exactly

>> No.18823519

>>18823515
>gross blob of slime and tentacles
>better

>> No.18823523

>>18823519
>>18823515
>>18823510
Notto disu shite agin

>> No.18823527

>>18823501
>"Because I'm still single."

>> No.18823528

>>18823463
What?

>> No.18823532

>>18823498
That doesn't stop him from asking for more.

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>>18823523
Ropers are shit-tier and you know it.

>> No.18823535

I want to visit the tittymonster kingdom.

>> No.18823544

>>18823535
We all do.
They're masters of ballistics

>> No.18823547

>>18823533
Go away already you screencap spamming fuck.

>> No.18823556

>>18823544
And huge tracts of land?

>> No.18823558

>>18823535
>Oppai-loli Sabbath branch
Hmmmmm

>> No.18823561

>18823533
Even if I agree with you and I might there’s no point in arguing about them. People who like them will like them and people who don’t won’t.

Isn’t it weird that monsters are so hedonistic and focused on pleasure, and yet we are so obsessed with fighting and arguing?

>> No.18823562

>>18823483
>>18823533
Take a goddamn hint and leave.

>> No.18823568

>>18823562
Where the fuck did this fucking faggot even come from? He's not even trying to hide the fact that he's the same person either.

>> No.18823569

>>18823556
Yep, large swaths of fertile land that away man's touch.

>>18823558
Yep, a branch that says women should but small but very busty, not tall but very busty

>> No.18823580

>>18823561
Only because they don't have internet.

>> No.18823581

>>18823569
I'd love to meet the queen of such a place, she must have a lot of...acres.

>> No.18823583

>>18823230
I'm gonna overlevel and bully the echidna!

>> No.18823584

>>18823561
Conflict is human nature, that inner spark of disagreeing thought makes us what we are.

>> No.18823585

>>18819458
Shoggoth
Mershark
Oomukade
Holstaur
Blue Oni
Hakutaku
Ogre
Werewolf
Anubis
Vampire

Too many honourable mentions to name...

>> No.18823592

>>18823581
A big, motherly holst with huge calcium cannons that require custom made bras.

>> No.18823605
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>He still has not accepted the superiority of Kumihos
Seriously, anon?

>> No.18823608

>>18823493
We didn't actually get to see much of bitch Nadia.

>> No.18823610

>>18823568
Probably a Redditor or /monster/ shitter trying to bring his bad habits with him.

>> No.18823611

>>18823592
Good lord, and I bet her knights are well equipped too.

>> No.18823626

>>18823611
Yep, although they hide it well beneath their breast plates.

They actually have a series of magical items and fighting styles that help them compensate for their big busts.
Doesn't stop any salamander that lives their long enough from getting a large enough breast that she signs up or has to deal with her rival getting the edge on her.

Very few known about the 'curse' of bounty placed upon the kingdom

>> No.18823629

>>18823605
I honestly prefer the MGE Inari

>> No.18823633

>>18823569
But aren’t flat fields easier to cultivate and farm?

>> No.18823638

>>18823608
Would you really want to see more of that?

>> No.18823640

>>18823633
Shush you, don't go causing trouble by besmirching the fertility of their lands.

>> No.18823646

>>18823626
Tell me more about this curse.

>> No.18823649

>>18823646
It was placed upon the kingdom

>> No.18823659

>>18823568
>>18823610
Reddit, literally from reddit. Half the images he posts are from the front page of /r/monstergirl with the same file names and all.

>> No.18823663

>>18823649
But what does it do?

>> No.18823668

>>18823527
So what happens if she'll not be single anymore?

>>18823605
no amount of Ahri pictures will make me return to that God awful game again

>> No.18823672

>>18823659
I wish doing shit like that resulted in a permaban.

>> No.18823676

>>18823533
If you actually try to apply real life logic to some parts of MGE it can become very, very grimdark. That's why you don't do it. MGE is an escapist fantasy, just accept the hyperbole for what it is and move on.

>> No.18823679

>>18823646
It occurred after a more radical element of a sabbath cult there was discovered via betrayal and removed from the kingdom.

The Baphomet, in a fit of rage, decided that if they 'Love their milk so much, they can drown in it!"
The result was that all produce and animals in the kingdom swelled in size to become inconvenient, something that ended up carrying onto the female population's breasts via said produce until they become quite inconvenient.

Any woman that lives there long enough becomes subject to it, and the produce itself is banned from being sold outside the kingdom due to said curse.

>> No.18823681

>>18823672
I would say permaban is a bit extreme. 3 days and up to one week/one month in repeated cases would be more than enough.

>> No.18823685
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18823685

So yeah
Dog girl ninjas are a thing

>> No.18823691

>>18823685
I shouldn't complain.
But... why tho?

>> No.18823701

>>18823672
Problem with that is that moderation is kinda shitty on a site wide level now.

>> No.18823707

>>18823679
>the produce itself is banned from being sold outside the kingdom due to said curse.
I bet it's still smuggled outside the kingdom though.

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>You will never catch your strict Holst boss singing this when she thinks she's alone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo

>> No.18823719

>>18823691
Arcana heart has a bunch of monsters mix in
A succubus nun, a demon chick, a sucubuss on rollerskates, the chinese automaton and whatever the fuck that one boss is.

>> No.18823721

>>18823685
Any girl can be a ninja with the right training, even a Wurm!

>> No.18823740

>>18823707
Probably but the size of it and the amount that shows up, while keeping everyone well fed, has also resulted in farmers having issues making money and you really can't use it as mulch when the land's already fertile as shit.

And seeing as they lack any real alternate sources of income other than their foodstuffs its left them in quite the pickle.

There is actually quite a criminal underground in the kingdom now to try and get the food out into other countries so they can make SOME sort of money, along with helping vapid nobles get larger breasts while risking some retribution.

>> No.18823741

>>18823721
>"gotta be sneaky"
>sound of something crashing through five walls

>> No.18823744

>>18823712
I'd record it, maybe spread the video around without her knowing.

>> No.18823763

>>18823685
Arcana Heart isn't recent.

>> No.18823772

>>18819454
what makes her evil?

>> No.18823780

>>18823741
>Stealth is not optional for this mission
>”Oh fine then”
>She tunnels under the fortress until she is right below her target
>Bursts out of the ground and tackles him down
>”Perfect!”

>> No.18823795

>>18823685
The Silent Wan with a killer soundtrack!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zrRVSDXUblY

>> No.18823799

>>18823780
Oh no! A ninja of the Earth school!

>> No.18823811

>>18823740
I'd love to see a couple visit that kingdom and reap the benefits of it.

>> No.18823825

>>18819457
should get spinoff manga

>> No.18823829

>>18823811
Well she'd be bustier for sure, although it would be funny for an adventuring anon to visit and stay a while as his rival/stalker follows him there.

>Wakes up one morning a month in to see his salamander rival, her cupsize nearly tripled, shouting for him to come out at face her.

>> No.18823830

>>18823772
She's the fly in your soup
She's the pebble in your shoe
She's the pea beneath your bead
She's the bump on every head
She's the peel on which you slip
She's the pin in every hip
She's the thorn in your side
makes you wriggle and writhe

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>>18823772
She's a shit Servant.

>> No.18823846

>>18823830
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>> No.18823847

>>18823829
Sounds like a magical kingdom. Why on earth do people fear it?

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>>18823605
I actually like having a liver thank you very much.

>> No.18823858

>>18823844
ah fateshit

>> No.18823860

>>18823847
Some people have flat personalities. Others just can’t exercise restraint and want too much of a good thing

>> No.18823864

>>18823830
i understood that reference

>> No.18823866

>>18823629
You prefer the vanilla, boring mofu?

>>18823855
You'll always have one, it's not like she'll let you die, anon.

>> No.18823874

>>18823866
I don't trust gooks.

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>>18823855
Don't be like that Anon, it's only a moment of pain, for a night of pleasure.

>> No.18823893

>>18823685
Kobold Ninjas in shiny latex sneaking suits!

>> No.18823897

>>18823605
Foxes are at their best when they are scary and intimidating.

>> No.18823899

>>18823860
Well I'd certainly visit and see all the sights they have to offer.

>> No.18823900

>>18823847
Those that like flat chests avoid it for obvious reasons and those that would rather not have their female population need new shirts and bras don't buy.
As for unauthorized criminals, they've found a way to turn the curse into a little bit of a dietary supplement.
There are rumors about what happens to those girls sent into the dungeons.
Rumors that claim they'll never commit crimes again because they'll be unable to.

>> No.18823915

>>18823893
something something kdf

>> No.18823916

>>18823169
Remember to keep your bat waifu calm when you're around other girls. You don't want to start an incident and cause everybody to contract rapies.

>> No.18823934

>>18823900
Some people can be so closed minded. Still, despite all of that I bet they are kind to new visitors, lots on unexpected hugs, free milk and freshly baked cake and all of that.

>> No.18823936
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>>18823855
Vanilla is best anyway.

>> No.18823944
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>> No.18823951

>>18823934
Of course!
They're very hospitable as they tend to not get many visitors, leading to something of a man shortage hence the underground slavery market they've let hold up there along the coast

Why, I'm certain one could get a few marriage proposals while they visit along with job offers!
A very nice kingdom to live so long as you don't break the law

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>>18823855

>> No.18823955

>>18823893
I'm sorry to burst your bubble anon, but if you're wanting to be sneaky then latex is one of the last materials you'd want your sneaking suit made out of. It'd reflect even tiny bits of light in the dark, it makes all sorts of sexy creaking and rustling noises that aren't suited to stealth at all, and wearing it is just way too distracting for you to really be able to focus on the actual sneaking. The aesthetic is nice, yes, but it's just not practical!

>> No.18823962

>>18823951
What kind of jobs do they offer a man in this kingdom? And are there any unusual laws?

>> No.18823965

>>18823893
I wonder who could be b-
>>18823955
I wonder who could be behind this post?

>> No.18823980

>>18823951
As long as there aren’t any ridiculous laws, that seems like a fine arrangement.

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>>18823955
KDF BTFO.

>> No.18823984

Who is the most Ghetto monstergirl

>> No.18823985

Devoted > the rest.

>> No.18823986

>>18823962
Well, there's some guard positions, fisherman, tanners, hunters, shepherds, painters, general handymen, alchemists, concubines, chefs, prison guards, roofers, and the like.

And the laws are like any other, no stealing, no murder, no smuggling of men outside the country.
You know, the obvious things.

>> No.18823992

>>18823986
>concubines
Excuse me?

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>>18823984

>> No.18823997
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>>18823984

Yo

>> No.18823999

>>18823982
But anon, that one was me.

>> No.18824002

>>18823992
Sex toys.

>> No.18824004

>>18823982
Rules are generally the same, punishments are a little different though.
Thieves generally only need to be caught once.

>>18823992
Carpenter.

>> No.18824016

>>18824004
Oh I see, Carpenter sounds nice.

>> No.18824020

If a girl has been exposed to corruption but isn't a monster, does her chance of conceiving a male child go down?

>> No.18824031

>>18824016
Yep, they want you to work your wood.

>>18824020
Probably not, they aren't using semen to power their other stuff yet.

>> No.18824036

>>18823996
I will never look at pharaoh-chan the same

>> No.18824051

>>18824020
MGe is really unclear about how all of that works. Has she already conceived the male child? It's going to stay male. Is her womb unaffected by the corruption? She can still probably have a male child. Otherwise? It's a monster girl child.

>> No.18824052

>>18823996
>Pharaoh trying (very poorly) to be “gangsta”
>much to the chagrin of her Anubis advisor

>> No.18824069

>>18824051
>inb4 Incubi are Monsterboys shitposting

>> No.18824073

>>18824036
>>18824052
WE WAS QUANZ

>> No.18824082

>>18824069
I mean, if she already have a male child in her womb and then get corrupted, the child is probably going to become an incubi due to the corruption spreading to the child.

And I won't even entertain the thought of monster boys.

>> No.18824084

>>18824073
>”My lady please, you were and currently are a queen of a very real empire”

>> No.18824105
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>>18824069
>>18824082

>> No.18824108

is it possible a girl doesn't even notice she's corrupted?
like she was already completely sexually unrestrained, so she doesn't notice anything different until someone points out she has horns growing out her head.

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>>18824108
Girls like that usually turn into dark mages.

>> No.18824118

>>18824105
>Gaijin woefully misinterprets blatantly obvious play on words #6255

>> No.18824128
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>>18824118
>the end of one's life as a human

>> No.18824132

>>18824105
>>18824128
Just like the simulations

>> No.18824145

>>18824132
How far technology have come. Soon we'll be able to simulate whole troll threads.

This shit has become too predictable. It's becoming really fucking dull.

>> No.18824149

>>18824105
>>18824128
What Monster Girl would be great at fishing? Setting the bait, and reeling in the catches?

>> No.18824151

>>18824105
The world guides say otherwise and KC has already said the scholar that writes the entries themselves is biased a not meant to be taken 100% literally but go ahead and keep on shit posting about monterboys and lost humanity.

>> No.18824154

>>18824145
So filter them instead of replying dumbass.
Their predictability makes it stupidly easy.

>> No.18824159

>>18824149
Tanuki if there was money to be made.

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>>18823984

>> No.18824177

>>18824154
I don't filter anything. I feel like if I started to filter I wouldn't ever stop. And at that point I might as well leave this place.

Only exaction is spam like "this kills the maid"

>> No.18824181

>>18823996
she's literally an aristocratic figure.

>> No.18824195

>>18824172
Gonna molest those fingers!

>> No.18824198

>>18824128
Male dwarves and elves are treated as human males despite obviously not being so.
Why do we keep having this discussion?

>> No.18824204

>>18824198
Because you touch yourself at night.

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>>18824128
>>18824105
Basilisk are cute and lovable and deserve to be more than shitposting tools!

>> No.18824213

>>18824204
No that's my shoggoth.

>> No.18824225

>>18824198
Elves and dwarves are likely considered a sub species of human like Neanderthal and Homo sapiens sapiens

>> No.18824229
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>>18824213
Remove shog.

>> No.18824235

>>18824225
Well they fucking shouldn't.

>> No.18824243

>>18823493
I would llike to see a griffon or chimera
something inhuman to get creative with discribing

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>>18824206

>> No.18824249

>>18824225
Anon, you just went full retard. What have we said about going full retard?

>> No.18824251

>>18823519
She was a bedridden frail girl that no one wants to take care of. Anything is better than that.

>> No.18824265

>>18823721
>Teenage Mutant Ninja Wurms
Someone find it please.

>> No.18824278

>>18824251
>that no one wants to take care of.
So the problem wasn’t her, but the people around her?

>> No.18824290

>>18824278
It’s simple politics. Use the cast off child as a catalyst to overthrow the existing rulers.

>> No.18824299

>>18824204
>sleeping peacefully in the bed
>feel your little brother is getting molested
>try very hard not to release and soil the sheets
>end up giving up to pleasure
>waking up and seeing all the deeds already inside shog mouth
actually had a dream like that last night

>> No.18824317

>>18824299
>feel your little brother is getting molested
That would really fuck me up. Like, trauma fucked up.

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Dinner plate is the ideal paw size.

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>>18824251
I wonder who could be behind this post.

>> No.18824331

>>18824299
>>try very hard not to release and soil the sheets
Phrasing anon, good grief!

>> No.18824338

>>18824317
I think he meant his dragon piercer,
His cow branding rod
His demon slayer
His werewolf chew toy
His ghoul lollipop
His vampire stake.

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>>18824338

>> No.18824345

>>18824324
She should be able to hold your entire hand in one paw!

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>>18819458

>> No.18824350

>>18824299
Gotta protect you little bro from shotacon monster girls. Break them before they break him.

>> No.18824352

>>18824338
Oh. who the fuck calls their dick "little brother"? Come to think of it. Would monster girls give nicknames to their husbands cock?
What would your waifu call your dick?

>> No.18824353

>>18824342
God I would love to wake up one day with an eleven inch erection and a Succubus swooning over its girth.
Too bad monsters aren’t real and I’ll always be below five inches.

>> No.18824363

>>18824352
Some people call it little/mini me.

>> No.18824368

>>18824352
>What would your waifu call your dick?
She’d just call it a cock, dick, or penis most of the time. She’d be more embarrassed by all the names I’ve come up for mine however.

>> No.18824370
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>>18824342
Fixed

>> No.18824373
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>Monster finds out her daughter is a fan of Space Jin
How does she react?

>> No.18824376

>>18823874
As if 2D gooks were the same than 3D ones.

>> No.18824386

>>18824373
She is never going to have granddaughters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VILgSsesD0

>> No.18824412

>>18823864
I didnt

>> No.18824414

>>18824243
I wonder what would happen to cause a Griffon monsterization.
Especially given how they’re typically charged with guarding some thing or some place.

>> No.18824419

>>18824352
My dragon would definitely call my dick a raw gemstone and after a few handjobs and blowjobs she'd call it a polished diamond.
She'd also tease by saying it's a dragon slaying lance

>> No.18824425

>>18824020
In paradox p2 if i understood the gargle the machine translator spit out there is a human woman there who could outsex a succubus.

>> No.18824427

>>18824370
Grape-Kun has really become a huge star since he moved to MGC.

>> No.18824435

>>18824419
>yfw it gains the ability to get literally as hard as diamond.

>> No.18824436

>>18824425
>there is a human woman there who could outsex a succubus.
Why must you talk about your mother that way?

>> No.18824441

>>18824412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWYCS6k1IOA

>> No.18824447

I think this fandom has reached a dead end ,
But I don't know what to do from here it's been all I've know for the past 6 years

>> No.18824448

>>18824352
What would a Lich call it? "The tool"?

>> No.18824455

>>18824447
I blame not enough new content.

>> No.18824459
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Hot pig bath

>> No.18824461 [SPOILER] 
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>>18824427
Why must you hurt me with these memories.

>> No.18824466
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>>18824352
My Troll wife names my dick after cream filled pastries.

>> No.18824469

>>18824459
Give me the big pigs!

>> No.18824470

>>18824435
Oh it would anon, after all making a dragon cum so much her legs become jelly would take a lot of work.

>> No.18824476

>>18824459
MUH

>> No.18824477

>>18824466
Eclair sounds like a girl’s name.

>> No.18824482

>>18824459
Fatties

>> No.18824515

>>18824352
>What would your waifu call your dick?
My squishy bone or my fetching stick!

>> No.18824520

>>18824461
Please Anon, all he did was move to a better place. One where his waifu is playing with him every day, and singing him to sleep every night.

>> No.18824521

>>18824414
Do Griffon claws cause your spirit energy to "bleed" and gets replaced by her demonic energy?

If that's the case then it's similar to Werewolves.

>> No.18824528

>>18824459
>inb4 steamed hams

>> No.18824533

>>18824515
There are a lot of teeth involved, right

>> No.18824535

>>18824461
Thanks for the memories even though they weren't so great

>> No.18824543

>>18824414
would assume cursed items or something like that

>> No.18824545

>>18824482
No bulli the buhi!

>> No.18824552

>>18824528
now i'm picturing porcs watching an aurora borealis

>> No.18824557

>>18824533
Absolutely not anon, biting is no.

>> No.18824562

>>18824521
I mean yes, but what does a newly monsterized Griffon do?
Not having a divine mandate like most, there’s a lot of options.

>> No.18824570

>>18824528
Well ushi oni I made it despite your directions

>> No.18824572

>>18824459
I’d love to be a male worker at an all monster onsen.

>> No.18824574

>>18824552
Aurora Boar-ialis
fuck

>> No.18824583

>>18824570
>principal Ushi-Oni
How many seals does she have to wear to not rape that one boy in freshman year that caught her eye?

>> No.18824585

>>18824574
Charon get out.

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>>18824552
>>18824574
Ahahaha.

>> No.18824593

>>18824574
the worst part of that pun is that i didn't think of it

>> No.18824595

>>18824588
I’m gonna challenge her to an “eating competition” and a movie!

>> No.18824599

>>18824562
Simple. What is any monster’s goal? Find a husband and treasure him.

>tfw no monster girl will ever call you her your treasure
>tfw no monster girl will make all the cheasy jokes associated with being her treasure
>tfw no monster girl to sing to you https://youtube.com/watch?v=nPvuNsRccVw

>> No.18824615

>>18824574
You joke, but I’d like to sit on a cold ridge and watch the Aurora Borealis while holding hands with an Orc. Hell, any monster girl would be nice to watch with. Given the location, a Wendigo would be nice too.

>> No.18824616

>>18824588
haha sniff so funny.

>> No.18824618

>>18824562
>Female thief tries to fight off a Griffon but gets rekt
>Turns into a new Griffon herself
>She now guards the treasure alongside the one who monsterizes her as punishment

At least until she finds her own husband

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>>18824599
>Bruno Mars

>> No.18824632

>>18824615
>watching the Aurora Borealis with a Wendigo
Anon I think that alone will put her into heat. If you hold her hand, you won’t be walking out of the woods until she’s carrying triplets.

>> No.18824633

>>18824618
MGs “apprenticing” women they transform is an interesting concept.
A guardian in training in this case.

>> No.18824634

>>18824616
The only one who made a sniff joke was you.

>> No.18824642

>>18824633
>inb4 people hating on lilies

>> No.18824643

>>18824599
>Bruno Mars
Get outta here shitbird.

>> No.18824651

>>18824528
You call them steamed hands despite the fact these Orcs are obviously grilled.

>> No.18824655

>>18824624
What's wrong with Bruno Mars?

>> No.18824660

>>18824599
I don’t care about your bullshit song choice. Just the fact I won’t be able to make cheesy jokes at my waifus expense hurts me to no end.

>> No.18824661

>>18824655
Memes

>> No.18824669
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>>18824574
At this time of the year, in this part of Lescatie, localized entirely within your kitchen?

>> No.18824672

>>18824651
scuse me for one second.

>> No.18824680

>>18824632
A worked-up Wendigo wife has got to sound utterly terrifying to anyone in the area not knowledgeable on the subject.

>> No.18824681

>>18824655
Normie shit.

>> No.18824711

>>18824633
Succubi do that too so I think the concept is quite common.

>> No.18824726

>>18824459
>Oinksen

>> No.18824740
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18824740

>>18824669
Is this pic a sequel to that one? Talk about adding insult to injury.

>> No.18824749

>>18824726
Jesus christ are P’orcs just pun magnets or what?

>> No.18824758

>>18824740
Poor hinezime slipped and fell.

>> No.18824766

How about monstergirls with blind bishies?

>> No.18824769
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>>18824669
>>18824740
>What are you doing to my little sister?

>> No.18824775

>>18824769
Water fight.

>> No.18824783

A woman pregnant with a male child would become an extremely overpowered monster if corrupted because she'd have an incubus constantly inside of her.

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>>18824642

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>>18824766
I will never forgive Z-ton for doing a humangirl doujin

>> No.18824810

>>18824783
>the baby alps

>> No.18824814

>>18824801
>doing a humangirl doujin
Nigger he did a whole lot worse than that.

>> No.18824816

>>18824810
Fuck off tumblr.

>> No.18824819

>>18824783
Something something "Child absorbs all of the corruption" trope

>> No.18824827

>>18824801
That's good compared to the other shit he has done

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>>18824814
No, there is nothing worse.

>> No.18824846

>>18824816
He's probably right though all things considered.

>> No.18824852

>>18824846
Only if you're a retard who doesn't know how alps work. Fuck off.

>> No.18824855

>>18824814
>that bat doujin with double ntr
He made ahobaka look sane.

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>>18824846
>Alps are Incubi that deep within their heart strongly desired to become a woman or be with a man
Infants are not mentally developed enough to have a concept of gender or sexual orientation you faggot.

>> No.18824870

>>18824766
>Basilisk finding a way to cure her husband's blindness so he can see her face

>> No.18824873

>>18824832
Oh there's a lot fucking worse.

>> No.18824876

>>18824870
Aww

>> No.18824877

>>18824852
It's an unborn baby, monster girls can't give birth to guys so it's not an unreasonable to expect it to be born female.
The whole giving birth to sons thing is an end game issue for the demon lord, it's not quite as simple as just corrupting a pregnant woman.

>> No.18824881

>>18824870
Wouldn't he already be cured after getting incubized?

>> No.18824884 [DELETED] 

>>18824832
What about Monsterboy NTR including scat, piss, and castration?

>> No.18824889

>>18824863
>wiki file name
>using shitty meme images from /monster/
You know what they say about glass houses and stones.

>> No.18824890

>>18824877
Unless it's very early in the pregnancy, the child isn't gonna change gender. Stop trying to force your trash meme.

>> No.18824896

>>18824884
delet

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Friends

>> No.18824901

>>18824896
kay

>> No.18824902

>>18824181
>missing the joke

>> No.18824904

>>18824897
to lewd

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>>18824898
For some reason the Anubisfag reminds me of Senpai

>> No.18824909

>>18824904
for a blue board, that is

>> No.18824911

>>18824898
more like circlejerk.

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>>18824897
Enjoy your vacation.

>> No.18824915

>>18824863
>Alpshitter and obvious /monster/ remnant calling anyone else a faggot
Alpfags are just trapfags that aren't in the closet.

>> No.18824916

>>18824912
I want to tickle a Cheshire.

>> No.18824920

>>18824898
>all shaggy, unkempt hair
Sad

>> No.18824923

>>18824897
No! Bad Dog! Get down!

>> No.18824929

>>18824916
Wouldn't she teleports behind you and tickle you back?

>> No.18824930

>>18824898
I wish I had waifufriends.

>> No.18824931
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How many monsters would act as carriers for lewd diseases?
>Vampire mosquitoes infect girls with monster malaria, which slowly converts the victim into a monster, starting with their blood.
>Werebats infect girls with monster rabies, making them go into a mad sex frenzy.

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>>18824898
>Miia after being NTR'd by best girl.

>> No.18824935

>>18824929
Oh so it's a tickle fight she wants?

>> No.18824938

>>18824898
Jabberfag is so tiny.

>>18824930
Don't worry anon, I'll be your friend.

>> No.18824947

>>18824938
His waifu is big.

>> No.18824952

>>18824930
Pick a girl, shell out cash for comms, and circle jerk in the discords. Easy.

>> No.18824953 [DELETED] 

Wow that's got to sting , would you call that disgust or terror?

>> No.18824961

>>18824931
Don't forgot Zombies becoming a natural disaster.

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>>18824953

>> No.18824969

>>18824952
>circle jerk in the discords
I already skipped step 3 and I don't regret it

>> No.18824974

>>18824938
>Don't worry anon, I'll be your friend.
You're one of the good ones anon.

>>18824952
Those first two are covered anon, I refuse to do the third though.

>> No.18824983

>>18824952
>he thinks you make friends by circlejerking superficially in some random 4chan discord
Try again, I'm sure you can come up with a better answer

>> No.18824989

>>18824855
>that bat doujin with double ntr
I'm curious what doujin you're talking about. Also what dose "double ntr" even mean?

>> No.18824992

>>18824931
>Women bitten by Vamp Mosquitoes turn into more of them

scary

>> No.18824999

>>18824932
>Miia after being NTR'd by Miia

>> No.18825000 [DELETED] 

>>18824989
Fuck off.

>> No.18825009 [DELETED] 

>>18825000
No you fuck off ,you whiny little cunt.

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>>18824989
https://exhentai.org/g/859617/994dd183ac/

>> No.18825013

>>18824947
On top of him being small.

>>18824974
Who's your wife mang? I bet she's a cutie.

>> No.18825019 [DELETED] 

>>18825009
Eat shit you retarded faggot. Go somewhere else if you want to talk about NTR trash.

>> No.18825023 [DELETED] 

>>18825010
What an excellent contribution to the thread.
The 9 year old boy you fuck every weekend must be proud.

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>>18824999
Centorea is best girl and you know it.

>> No.18825027 [DELETED] 

>>18825010
Then there's this guy

>> No.18825036 [DELETED] 

>>18825000
I somehow get the feeling that I'm suppose to know what doujin this is and that we don't talk about it then?

>>18825010
Alright, what the actual fuck?

>> No.18825037

>>18825026
Best girls are Miia, Rachne and Tio, Cerea is up there though

>> No.18825039

>>18825026
She's got big breasts.

>> No.18825043

>>18825013
>Who's your wife mang? I bet she's a cutie.
A Kobold, and yes she's very cute.

>> No.18825046

>>18825039
Those are smaller than the canon ones though

>> No.18825051

When you think about it, the fact that human girls get pregnant much easier than monsters means you should make sure they get pregnant before being turned into a monster.

Imagine the demons find a girl with the special potential to become a high-tier monster. If they help her get pregnant THEN corrupt her, and she has a female baby, they just doubled their value.

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>>18825039
For you

>> No.18825053

>>18825043
>it's just KDF

Nothing to see here lads, move along.

>> No.18825058

>>18824989
>>18825009
ESL niggers need to fuck off.

>> No.18825061

>>18825043
You know, as much as people trash talk you I'm sure you'd make a fine guy to talk about non lewd daughteru stuff. Or I'm just used to having normal conversations with degenerates.

>> No.18825066

>>18825046
I was talking in general.
>>18825052
Her personality makes them even better.

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>>18825053
Believe it or not, KDF is not the only Kobold fan in the world.

>> No.18825068

>>18825058
Only if you leave first.

>> No.18825073

>>18825053
Ouch, anon.

>>18825061
I can definitely hide my power level, at least outside of here.

>> No.18825075

>>18825068
Redditor trash needs to go back.

>> No.18825076

>>18824989
Guy gets ntr'd by a fat guy who gets killed by a bat boy who also cucks the original guy, then he goes on to plan ntr his student.
It's closer to triple ntr really.

>> No.18825082

>>18825076
>he read it
Fuck off

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Real talk: how would an MGE girl react to Monster Musume?

>> No.18825085

>>18825058
>/pol/tard
>Doesn't realize one of the best writers is ESL
???

>> No.18825089

>>18825084
Given that there are loopholes for other girls to get bodily fluids, I’m sure that it would all work out.

>> No.18825093

>>18825084
They'd trash it.

>> No.18825095

>>18825085
>there are people that think that word is exclusive to /pol/

>> No.18825097 [DELETED] 

>>18825019
You're the one throwing tantrun anytime someone offends your delicate as fuck sensibilities , you're like a fucking Tumblrina.

>> No.18825099 [DELETED] 

>>18825097
Go back, NTRfag.

>> No.18825100

>>18825082
How new are you? It was talk of the thread when it first got released. It's kind of hard not to know what it's about.

>> No.18825108

>>18825100
>he reads and talks about NTR shit
really anon?

>> No.18825109 [DELETED] 

>>18825097
You gotta go back.

>> No.18825111

is there a chesire mating ritual going on here?

>> No.18825118

>>18825108
>implying
I know all that just from the 100+ post shitstorm it caused back in the day

>> No.18825120

>>18825073
eat shit KDF.

>> No.18825138

>>18825010
I lost track of who's cucking who halfway through that story.

>> No.18825139

>>18825118
>he cares enough to remember discussions about NTR work

>> No.18825144

>>18825084
They'd get really mad

>> No.18825155

>>18825111
>To find a mate the chesire derails the thread to see what the male will do
>Only if the reaction is satisfactory will she mate (rape) the male
>Why and how this mating ritual came to be is as of yet unkown

>> No.18825174

>>18825139
What can I say, I'm autistic enough to remember most major discussions here. It wasn't as infamous as truckercore but it used to be widely pointed to as the reason zton is shit.

>> No.18825182

>>18825082
I've read nearly all of z-ton's works, good and bad, that are translated on sadpanda in order to give myself a more informed opinion of his works. His line works is second to none for more visceral sex scenes but his writing and settings are questionable at best, given several of the stories have NTR, yaoi, and one has prominent snuff as a theme. Not the guy you replied to but you can't really objectively judge an author or artist's work without sampling at least some of the more degenerate shit.

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>>18825155
Some researchers have hypothesized that the first of Cheshiricus baiticus got married after an angry Anon tracked her down to her residence and tried to rape her.

>> No.18825207

>>18825187
should the male not immediately attack her she'll emit a giggling noise to provoke an attack. because of her appearance these attacks are always sexual in nature.

>> No.18825230

>>18825187
what happens when I open that?

>> No.18825243

>>18825230
smug

>> No.18825244

>>18825230
your pc will cease functionality and just emit mocking noises

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>>18825207
To ensure the mate engages correctly, the Baiting Cheshire presents her hindquarters to the male and wiggles it vigorously, while emitting the light giggling already described.

>>18825230
You get two boxes of pizza sent to your house.

>> No.18825258

>>18825248
>You get two boxes of pizza sent to your house.
But I'm not fat enough to eat two whole pizzas!

>> No.18825261

I wonder if monster girls being real would prevent shit like Konosuba from existing.

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>>18825187
I prefer the program that keeps my desktop nice and clean!

>> No.18825270

>>18825261
>
what?

>> No.18825275

>>18825270
I wonder if monster girls existing would completely destroy media like TV and books so things like Konosuba would never happen in the future.

>> No.18825278

>>18825275
ok? but why konosuba specifically?

>> No.18825279

>>18825275
First off, stop having shit taste.
Second off, no they would not.

>> No.18825282

>>18825275
Anon wishing for monster girls to exist to get rid of an anime you don't like is really petty?

>> No.18825287

>>18825278
Because it's shit.

>>18825282
Yes, and?

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>>18825258
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll manage at least one.

>>18825265
Beware the hidden paywall though. After 20 uses, you have to pay with your hand in marriage.

>> No.18825289

>>18825261
I want a Megumin dark mage.

>> No.18825292

>>18825282
I dunno, is it?

>> No.18825293

>>18825288
>Don't worry, I'm sure you'll manage at least one.
But it'd be such a shame to waste the whole second one!

>> No.18825294

>>18825282
so I guess when he dies and if his soul was not pure and goes to hell, they'll send him there as an ironic punishment.

>> No.18825298

>>18825287
I disagree,
its the literally the only isekai that doesn't make my colon clench.

>> No.18825302

Sometimes I wonder if my writing well is dry or it's just the scotch talking.

>> No.18825306

>>18825298
It's unfunny trash and everyone aside from the MC is annoying as fuck.

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18825310

How do you feel about Gyaru ryus?

>> No.18825313

>>18825258
You can always put one in the fridge and save it for later.

>> No.18825315

>>18825302
Sounds like you need stronger stuff than scotch if you ask me.

>> No.18825317

>>18825313
I don't know anon, leftover pizza is never as good as when it's fresh pizza.

>> No.18825320

>>18825310
I want to stain those mountaintops with my semen.

>> No.18825321

>>18825289
Dark Mages can't be lolis.

>> No.18825326

>>18825321
[citation needed]

>> No.18825329

>>18825275
What?

>> No.18825333

>>18824904
there is clearly a black bar over the penis

>> No.18825337

>>18825317
Cold pizza is bretty gud though.

>> No.18825339

>>18825310
A ryu should be traditional and shouldn't waste time learning about the gyaru culture

>> No.18825343

>>18825321
t. onee-sabbath thread canon shitter

>> No.18825344

>>18825306
Darkness would be a good centaur

>> No.18825346

>>18825326
>>18825343
KC confirmed that Devils can't look voluptuous or older. So do you really think Dark Mages will be any different?

>> No.18825351

>>18825329
What is hard to understand?

>> No.18825353

>>18825346
>KC confirmed that Devils can't look voluptuous or older.
theres no potions for that either?

>> No.18825357

>>18825351
What is hard to understand about what?

>> No.18825355

>>18825344
Darkness is also the second worst girl, so it would make sense that she would be a low tier monster girl.

>> No.18825360

>>18825357
Nigger.

>> No.18825361

>>18825357
What is hard to understand about What is hard to understand?

>> No.18825369

>>18825346
>permaloli vs. species that either has no special requirement other than magic to turn into and can grow to normal size

>> No.18825376

>>18825369
Sorry anon, you're not getting a smaller Dark Mage.

>> No.18825378
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18825378

>>18825346
>KC confirmed that Devils can't look voluptuous or older.

>> No.18825380

>>18825321
If Baphomets, the species that made a religion about loli supremacy and hating boobs, can be adults then Dark Mages can be lolis.

>> No.18825382
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18825382

>hope you paid your semen taxes, boyim

>> No.18825383

>>18825376
Have you forgotten where you are? If anon wants a loli Dark Mage, he can get it through the power of MAMONO MANA.

>> No.18825384

>>18825376
there is nothing
that mad science can't accomplish.

>> No.18825385

>>18825383
or order it on the mge version of amazon

>> No.18825387

>>18825378
>>18825380
Nope, sorry.

>> No.18825388

>>18825383
Not to mention the sabbath has a spell that can make any species loli. Even holstaurs can become loli even if it's oppai loli.

>> No.18825396

>>18825378
Arch-Devil.

>> No.18825398

>>18825387
Nothing in the entry even suggest they are all adults. The whole point to them is that they are wicked witch loner mages living in swamps or caves as opposed to witches that belong to a coven.

>> No.18825406

Is there anything more cancerous than a random person trying to tell you what your waifu has to be like?

>> No.18825412

>>18825406
people who still use the word cancerous in that way.

>> No.18825413

>>18825406
People not fulfilling an anon’s fantasies and conforming to his will to a T.

>> No.18825419

>>18825388
the Sabbath has to be stopped

>> No.18825421

>>18825413
if I had the power to I'd grant anon his greatest fantasy.

>> No.18825430

>>18825413
Do you understand the meaning of "wish fulfillment setting"?

>> No.18825431

>>18825388
>"hey boss the lolifcation spells works on everything but their breasts, they are immune somehow, so what do we do now?"

>> No.18825433

>>18825431
Good enough, call it a day.

>> No.18825436

>>18825419
The sabbath is my favorite thing in the setting.

>> No.18825441

>>18825383
It's not even a matter of "lol mamono mana", it's just someone being a threadcanon shitter and completely ignoring what the Dark Mage's profile actually says and doesn't say, and instead still going by the made up nonsense he kept hyping up before we had a translated profile.

>> No.18825442

>>18825406
Never really happened to me so I wouldn't know. Well, it happened once but after talking for a while it turned out he was a cuck.

It was a weird change of events.

>> No.18825448

>>18825436
They're like a corporation that grows so powerful not even the state (DL) can stop them. They're the real last villain of the setting.

>> No.18825451
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18825451

>>18825388
>>18825431
>Holstaur children setting up stands to sell their breast milk

>> No.18825452
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18825452

>>18825419
Just give in and embrace the loli

>> No.18825457

>>18825448
DL doesn’t care, if they’re producing happy couples they’re doing their job as far as she’s concerned.

>> No.18825459
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18825459

>>18825452
Never.

>> No.18825465

>>18825448
That sounds more like the extremest faction. The Sabbath just want to fuck their onii-chan. They are good girls.

>> No.18825466

>>18825465
>They are good girls
>Want to turn every girl into lolis and every man into older brothers
To me, they're the enemy.

>> No.18825469

>>18825452
That spic slang really ruins the image

>> No.18825468

>>18825465
Except everyone in the DL's army loves what both of those factions are doing.

>> No.18825470

>>18825465
I mean, they don’t actively take over settlements like the extremists do, but they definitely advertise.

>> No.18825473
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18825473

>>18825452
I refuse.

>> No.18825475

>>18825469
Of course, it’s another epic /monster/ meme.

>> No.18825478

>>18825466
Nothing ever suggest that they turn girls into lolis against their will. The whole thing is more a bargain for eternal youth where they convince girls to join them by promising a young body forever.

>> No.18825483

>>18825478
>Nothing ever suggest that they turn girls into lolis against their will.
thats my fetish though.

>> No.18825489

>>18825473
Are these the biggest breasts KC has done?

Second best girl after the Demon

>> No.18825496

>>18825489
It's not his art.

>> No.18825497

>>18825483
That’s probably what happens to any human women they stumble upon.
Or those of the adventuring persuasion who hear tales of a goat-shaped demon holding Black Masses in the area, and attempt to put a stop to such evils.

>> No.18825501

>>18825489
Will is not KC.

>> No.18825503

>>18825430
Clearly you don’t because you’re not fulfilling my wishes

>> No.18825507

What happens to men that get the opposite of a boner because of the actions of the Extremist faction? I bet monster girls make sure they "accidentally" take a fall off of a cliff.

>> No.18825510

>>18825496
>>18825501
Which are the biggest from KC then

>> No.18825513

>>18825466
THEN YOU ARE LOST

>> No.18825515
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18825515

>>18825510

>> No.18825520 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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18825520

>>18825507

>> No.18825525 [DELETED] 

>>18825520
That's not how alps work you retarded /monster/ faggot.

>> No.18825526 [DELETED] 

>>18825507
What is the opposite of a boner supposed to be? Alping and growing a vag?

If you mean they reject any and all advances from the radical army, then maybe some MG “Red Cross” will “rescue” them and love them consensually and gently.

>> No.18825527

>>18825510
https://i.imgur.com/QK5iWgZ.jpg
Holstaur always wins

>> No.18825530

>>18825526
>What is the opposite of a boner supposed to be? Alping and growing a vag?
Getting flaccid you retarded fuck.

>> No.18825535 [DELETED] 

>>18825525
>>18825530
>why does nobody take my grumpy dumpies seriously

>> No.18825539 [DELETED] 

>>18825535
That doesn't excuse blatant retardation.

>> No.18825543 [SPOILER] 
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18825543

The best unicorn.

>> No.18825548 [DELETED] 

>>18825539
I will admit retardation if you can point me to an example of when someone besides yourself ever used the phrase “get the opposite of a boner” to mean losing an erection. It is a term I have never heard before and, I believe, will never hear again.

>> No.18825552 [DELETED] 

>>18825548
Eat shit, alpfag.

>> No.18825554

>18825552(You)

>> No.18825560

>>18825530
why would you get flaccid when you start flaccid?

>> No.18825564

Ok anons, would you be okay with your waifu snowballing your cum with your daughteru for feeding purposes only?

>> No.18825568

>>18825560
>he doesn’t have a permanent erection all the time

>> No.18825571

>>18825515
>>18825527
We need to go bigger

>> No.18825572

>>18825564
No. That’s what the Golem substitutes are for.

>> No.18825574

>>18825564
I don't wan't children period but even if I did I wouldn't fuck them. And this is from someone that loves the sabbath and lolis.

>> No.18825576

>>18825564
looked up what that meant,
gross.

>> No.18825581

>>18825564
No.

>> No.18825583

>>18825564
Nah.

>> No.18825585

>>18825564
Don't fuck your daughter

>> No.18825587

>>18825564
>you will never watch your Jubjub waifu do this for your newly hatched daughteru
They are birds after all.

>> No.18825590

Is there anything more fearousing than a monster girl who always has her eyes closed with a slight smile on her face opening her eyes all the way and giving you a maddened grin as she slides your cock inside her?

>> No.18825591

>>18825564
Daughteru fucking is overdone.

>> No.18825592

>>18825564
Sounds hot anon, feeding purposes only or no.

>> No.18825596

>>18825587
Humpty Eggs always reminds me of bizarro quin from sealab.

>> No.18825597

>>18825564
Monster bodies already infuse their milk with their husband's essence.

>> No.18825602

>>18825564
Yes please!

>> No.18825604

>>18825564
For my waifu and daughter it wouldn't be cum, it would be parts of my liver

>> No.18825609
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18825609

>>18825564

>> No.18825612

>>18825604
Anon that is fucked.

>> No.18825624

>>18825612
Well that's what they eat. I don't think you can say what is fucked and what is not when you want your daughter to snowball your cum.

>> No.18825627

>>18825604
But how do they get it out?

>> No.18825631

>>18825596
I think he was referring to an actual JubJub chick, not the egg.

>> No.18825636

>>18825564
I wouldn't fuck my daughter if I had one but I would fuck my loli Night Gaunt wife in all of her 3 holes when cum in her slime suit so she would have some of me around for later.

>> No.18825638

>>18825609
Don’t bully the Irish Fairy!

>> No.18825639
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18825639

https://web.archive.org/web/20170307061902/https://www.literotica.com/s/weird-fishes

Nereids are cute! CUTE!

>> No.18825640

>>18825609
WEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>> No.18825641

>>18825639
They are indeed.

>> No.18825644 [DELETED] 

>>18825639
Stop spamming links.

>> No.18825650 [DELETED] 

>>18825639
Fuck off and die faggot.

>> No.18825654

>>18825564
No, my wife wouldn't do sexual things with our daughter, especially if it was anything that would get her competition.

>> No.18825655

>>18825650
Did you read it?

>> No.18825657 [DELETED] 

>>18825655
No, fuck off.

>> No.18825660

>>18825644
>>18825650
>>18825657
Would you rather me screencap the story?

>> No.18825666 [DELETED] 

>>18825660
Go back to plebbit you absolute faggot.

>> No.18825667 [DELETED] 

>>18825660
I'd rather you kill yourself.

>> No.18825671

>>18825660
Go away, you contribute nothing.

>> No.18825672

>>18825660
Nobody fucking wants you here, fuck off.

>> No.18825686 [DELETED] 

>>18825660
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18825687

>>18825686
You can go with him.

>> No.18825696

Hey I'm going to the grocery store do you guys need anything?

>> No.18825699

>>18825657
It’s actually rather nice. A man loses his wife to a storm while at sea and grieves his loss. Thanks to Poseidon or whatever, instead of dying, she is turned into a Nereid and they are able to continue living their lives together. It’s cute, heartfelt, and I’ve never read it before.

That being said, >>18825660
don’t be an idiot. If you want to share writing, introduce it with more than a blind link and a generic statement. Include a synopsis and explain wether or not it’s SFW. No one likes reading text from images. No one.

>> No.18825703

>>18825696
Three jars of Green Slime Jelly, and a Bubble Slime tonic.

>> No.18825704
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18825704

https://twitter.com/ReddGeist/status/985338426512719872

>> No.18825713

If dark mages count as monstergirls
Doesn't that mean characters like patchouli or Alice Margatroid count as monstergirls?

>> No.18825715

>>18825699
He's a shitposting faggot from /monster/. Why would he ever do that?

>> No.18825716

>>18825704
I like to bully Lilims.

>> No.18825720

>>18825704
Go away.

>> No.18825724

>>18825715
Heck if I know.

>> No.18825726

>>18825715
So do you just believe that no shitposters can be from here

>> No.18825728

>>18825720
You go away you fucking faggot.

>> No.18825734

>>18825704
What the hell why do so many drawfags follow this faggot

>> No.18825736

>>18825726
He's been shown to have posted shit from cripplechan and plebbit. So he's from one or the other.

>> No.18825739

>>18825728
>liking tentacles
Eat shit you literal faggot.

>> No.18825741

>>18825704
What's this shit

>> No.18825743

>>18825739
Go climb a wall of dicks.

>> No.18825744

>>18825741
Drawfaggots being faggots.

>> No.18825745
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18825745

>>18825739

>> No.18825748

>>18825739
Not him but there are numerous MG species that have tentacles as a feature, and you have to be pretty retarded to hate the vanilla coke of /d/ fetishes. Reminder this whole thing is a /d/ fetish.

>> No.18825749

>>18825739
Your mouth objects but in sure your body will be more honest

>> No.18825752
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18825752

Don't keep her waiting.

>> No.18825755

>>18825743
>>18825745
>>18825748
>>18825749
Tentacles are trash and nothing can prove this objective fact wrong.

>> No.18825756

>>18825755
ok kid

>> No.18825757
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18825757

>>18825755
look at this literal fucking casual.

>> No.18825760

>>18825757
Chaos girls are awful.

>> No.18825764

>>18825752
Waiting for what

>> No.18825766
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18825766

>>18825760
You're in the wrong neighborhood, silly mistah.

>> No.18825772

>>18825752
I wish there was a game where you got to play the other side. The Abyssals are so pretty.

>> No.18825773
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18825773

>>18825627
?

>> No.18825776

>>18825766
They're the lowest tier girls that aren't Siths.

>> No.18825787

Would mermaids be good at detecting bait?

>> No.18825791
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18825791

The Kraken Kuddle Klub, always open to new members.

>> No.18825798

>>18825791
No thanks. I don't like water girls or tentacles.

>> No.18825801

>>18825791
Is the Kraken Kuddle Klub an affiliate of the Cuddle Scouts?

>> No.18825804

I want to climb trees with a loli Raiju in the middle of a thunderstorrn!

>> No.18825840

>>18825609
I don't like vultposting but sometimes /monsters/ alright

>> No.18825849

>>18825840
Fuck off /monster/

>> No.18825850

>>18825772
Tanaka hates fun.

>> No.18825851

>>18825801
No.

>> No.18825854

I want to get into a friendly argument with my waifu over whether or not masturbating is a sport!

>> No.18825858
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18825858

>>18825798
GAAAAAAAY.

>> No.18825860

>>18825854
Is robotics a sport? What about chess? Or Cheerleading?

>> No.18825867

>>18825858
Not as gay as Kraken lovers.

>> No.18825868

>>18825804
>”Is this safe?”
>’I dunno. Probably!’

>> No.18825872

>>18825860
What about video games? or playing in a band?

>> No.18825875
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18825875

>>18825867
>projecting this hard

>> No.18825885

>>18825875
You like bad girls.

>> No.18825896
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18825896

>>18825885
Krakens are not bad!

>> No.18825901

>>18825896
Very bad.

>> No.18825908

>>18825896
What would suckers feel like? Kisses?

>> No.18825911
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18825911

>>18825901
You are just spouting off.

>> No.18825914

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please don't bully the shortstack werewolves.
They know they lack the height of their pack-mates but they don't always need to be reminded of it!

>> No.18825924

>>18825911
I'm telling the truth.

>> No.18825939

I want to ask a Kraken can i rub her tentacles in a non sexual way?

>> No.18825942

>>18825914
Would calling her “shorty” be grounds for her mauling(raping) me?

>> No.18825944

>>18825914
I'll make that runt my alpha female by holding her off the ground and spearing her repeatedly with my bone.

>> No.18825949

Why exactly are all MGE profile arts SFW?

>> No.18825951

>>18825949
So you pay for his actual porn.

>> No.18825960

>>18825939
Yes, it would make her short with you.

>>18825944
Anon please, then YOU'd be the alpha, not here!

>> No.18825963

>>18825949
So they can be posted on 4chan

>> No.18825964
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18825964

>>18825752
Well I'm looking for Seaport so...

>> No.18825967

>>18825960
Gotta have an alpha male and alpha female breeding pair to start a new pack. The daughterus will all be short and stacked, but they'll get husbandos faster that way.

>> No.18825972

>>18825949
So they can be read in public.

>> No.18825976
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18825976

Hey, did anyone save those greentexts posted a while ago of the NEET Wight inviting business associate Anon over to her junkyard of a house?

>> No.18825982

>>18825967
You say that but you'll need to keep those short pups in line.
They're a rambunctious lot and if the wife's carrying a litter than she won't be up for much

>> No.18825997

>>18825639
>web archive
I'm pretty sure this was deleted for a reason. It's awful.

>> No.18825999

>>18825997
Oh yeah it is.

>> No.18826021

>>18825997
>>18825999
>Stirring shit up again

>> No.18826033

>>18825997
What's so bad about it?

>> No.18826043
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18826043

>>18825976

>> No.18826046

I hope manticore get feline tongues.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=68236190

>> No.18826050

>>18826043
Fuck off.

>> No.18826060

>>18826050
I was just being helpful.

>> No.18826066

>>18826033
See >>18825699

>> No.18826069

>>18826060
>implying you should ever do something nice for anyone ever

>> No.18826072
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18826072

>>18826069
Why shouldn't I?

>> No.18826082

>>18826043
God bless lad. Fuck whatever >>18826050 has his titties in a tussle for.

>> No.18826089

>>18826072
Because then you’ll be a good person. Who knows what that will get you? Clearly it is more important to be upset and cynical to achieve a happy lifestyle than to appreciate others.

>> No.18826093
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18826093

>Oomukade gets into Touken Ranbu
>builds up an impressive army
>posts screenshot on MG 4chan one day
>accidentally gives away her API link
>while she's away, anons hack her account
>when she comes back, hackers have smithed her a Mikazuchi and molested him and scrapped her Yamatonokami Yasusada
>tries not to cry
>cries a lot

>> No.18826097

>>18826089
>Clearly it is more important to be upset and cynical to achieve a happy lifestyle
That is literally the most nonsensical statement I have ever heard

>> No.18826101

>>18826097
I think he’s being sarcastic.

>> No.18826108

>18826093
You weren't funny the first time.

>> No.18826122
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18826122

>>18825949
You call this Sfw?

>> No.18826125
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18826125

How can the other girls even compete?

>> No.18826133

>>18826125
By being in a better series.

>> No.18826135

>>18826122
I think by "SFW" he meant "no visible nipples or pussy".

>> No.18826142
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18826142

>>18826125
She's pretty great

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18826143

>>18826125
パ - イ - ず - り

>> No.18826159

>>18826143
>A park
Google translate never fails to amuse.

>> No.18826177 [DELETED] 

>>18826046
Yiff in hell furfaggot.

>> No.18826187

>>18826159
>remove the dashes
>”pie”
hah

>> No.18826194

>>18826177
How tasteless.

>> No.18826195
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18826195

MILF dark elves!

>> No.18826196

>>18826143

>motorboat sounds

>> No.18826198

>>18826177
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.18826202

>>18826177
>He doesn’t want a feline tongue to sensually prickle his member during blowjobs

>> No.18826241
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Praise Pharaoh.

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Do you remember your childhood friend? I’m sure they remember you.

>> No.18826298

>>18826297
I doubt that.

>> No.18826308
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Do you remember your imaginary friend? I’m sure they remember you.

>> No.18826323

>>18826308
I tried to write a type of monster that stalks boys from the moment they're born and pretends to be an imaginary friend.

>> No.18826328

>>18826323
How did it go? Sounds potentially spooky, or very comfy.

>> No.18826329

>>18826297
>>18826308
>Posting the same image twice

>> No.18826332

>>18826308
>Do you remember your imaginary friend?
I do, actually. In fact, having her around was when I really started to fantasize about tying girls up. Memories involving her aren't the first memories I have of being drawn to bondage, but they are certainly some of the most vivid.

>> No.18826345

>>18826329
Check again. One is deleted. I realized I used the wrong term

>> No.18826350

>>18826332
It just never stops with you does it?

>> No.18826352

>>18826202

>sensually prickle his member
>prickle member
>pickle dick

don't open this jar

>> No.18826356

>>18826241
Truly, she has a figure worth praising. Is a figure. She is a figure worth praising. Ahem.

>>18826328
Both? You could definitely do both. I imagine it'd go from comfy to spooky to comfy from the character's perspective as he aged, and just from spooky to absurdly comfy for the reader.

>> No.18826361

>>18824908
Kinda fitting given what Anubis' are like. Not exactly cruel like Nagatoro, but controlling and possessive for sure.

>> No.18826362

>>18826352
Why? Pickle dick is a common occurrence when you have something like a jubjub as a wife. All it takes to get rid of it is a good cleanup suck and thirty minutes of open air.

>> No.18826364

>>18826332
Oh, is it KDF hour already? Out with it already, this time I'm somewhat interested.

>> No.18826374

>>18826328
Mystery Slime

A type of slime that can turn nearly invisible when solid, or turn gaseous and become completely invisible. They are spontaneously created during the coupling of monsters and human men, and go off to wander immediately after being "born". Knowing nothing themselves, they seek out newborns to "shadow" and grow alongside. This doesn't always have to be a human male, but their nature as monsters make it the most likely result.

A mystery slime, as it grows in strength, will start taking on the traits of its "mother".

>> No.18826380

>>18826362
>jubjub mamanomana makes it so your dick never gets sore or hurt from being literally inside of her 24/7
>Makes it strong enough where the only thing supporting her as she perches is your penis
I'm not one for rediculous amounts of sex, but having a JubJub perch on you the rest of your life sounds pretty comfy by Wonderland standards. When she gets nervous or needy, all she has to do is bounce and grind a little

>> No.18826383

>>18826374
Sounds like a good way for her to become a stand too.

>> No.18826393

>>18826374
>This doesn't always have to be a human male, but their nature as monsters make it the most likely result.

Oh, this got my noggin a joggin'.
>R A R E mystery slime imprints on a human baby, only its a girl
>Banana Pajamas happens
>The slime is weak, so it's slow
>By the time she hits puberty, the human girl has all of the mental traits of a succubus
>Meanwhile, everyone thinks she's a degenerate that's barely mentally stable
>When she finally jumps the boy she likes, he gets tag-teamed by her as well as the "imaginary friend" everyone thought she was talking to
>Turns out the slime was as imaginary as the wings o the weird girls back now.
Yes, I can fap to this.

>> No.18826394

>>18826350
I don't know anon, I guess we'll see.

>>18826364
Well, I was about 6 at the time. My mom used to read to me at night when I was that age and around this time it was the Wizard of Oz series. My imaginary friend came from there, she was Polychrome the rainbow's daughter and some sort of fairy I think. She wore colorful rainbow clothing, looked around my age despite being much older and was fairly shy and timid. Anyway, the vivid bondage memory I have is from when my family moved from one state to another. We lived at a hotel for about a month before we bought a house and I remember carrying Polly (her nickname in the books and what I called her) around the hotel pool while she was all tied up. There's my blog for the night, I haven't ever talked about this before or even put it into this many words in my head until now.

>> No.18826395

>>18821934
Are head-pats really that good?

>> No.18826397

>>18826394
Looks like you were a degenerate from the start.

>> No.18826400

>>18826397
This is why we need more mental health counseling in schools.

>> No.18826405

>>18826394
You're a fucking weirdo, KDF.

>> No.18826413

>>18826397
Maybe a little.

>>18826400
Joke's on you anon, I was homeschooled until high school!

>>18826405
I'm a little weird anon, but I'm sure I'm not the only one here who had an imaginary friend.

>> No.18826416
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>>18826394
What a story.

>> No.18826425

>>18826394
Carrying her like a dog on a leash?

>> No.18826426

>>18826416
These discussions are certainly nicer than angry shitposting. I'll give KDF that.

>> No.18826431

>>18826416
If you say so anon.

>>18826425
No, princess carrying her because she was tied up like a rope mummy from the neck down.

>> No.18826439

>>18826383
But I already had an idea for a monster with a stand.

Esper

A corrupted human whose had their soul loosen from their body and become a monster in itself. Having a dissociated soul leaves them with a temperament similar to a lich, but the disembodied soul itself acts wild and free. Only certain human females can be transformed into espers, as is the case with many type of monsters. Unlike other types, however, any human girl with the potential to become an esper will always become one instead of any other type of monster. This has the quirk of creating situations where a "human" girl seemingly being left as the only "survivor" of a large scale monster attack.

As a monster, the animated soul of an esper is most similar to a phantom, albeit a weak one in most cases. Though they are more considered with the dreams and minds of others than their own.

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>>18826431
I just want you to know I pass no judgement on you. Go with the gods.

>> No.18826444

>>18826442
Hey thanks anon. You're pretty alright.

>> No.18826447

>>18826426
What has the work come to?

>> No.18826451

>>18826332
>Memories involving her aren't the first memories I have of being drawn to bondage
Now I feel like I have to know.

>> No.18826471

>>18826439
Take your retarded OC shit somewhere else.

>> No.18826479 [DELETED] 

>>18826451
What, my earliest memories of being drawn to bondage? That goes back to when I was like 3 or 4 and playing with friends. It was me and two girls my age, I was the villain who got to kidnap and pretend tie-up the cute one, and then the less-than-attractive one had to try and come rescue her. I don't know if it was just me trying to make things difficult so I wouldn't lose, but I would go as all out with the ropes and gags as 3 or 4 year old me knew how to.

>> No.18826487

>>18826479
Yes, those.

>> No.18826494
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>>18826479
I've similar childhood experiences from around kindergarten, only I wanted to be the one who was captured.

>> No.18826507
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>>18826125

>> No.18826511

>>18826479
Honestly that sounds like the origin story of a pretty fuckin lewdcute harem manga, would read. Something along the lines of koaru no nana. Also the more I read about bondage stuff the more I wonder if any of my mice would be into bdsm and that kinda stuff.

>> No.18826531

>>18826479
>3 or 4
>the cute one
How precocious. I remember "waifuing" George from Famous Five at the same age, but I don't remember being interested in 3d girls.

>> No.18826618

>>18826507
Spiders are lazy NEETs!

>> No.18826816

>>18826507
>>18826618
This is slander! Spiders are very active, scurrying about on their many legs.

>> No.18826859

>>18826816
They just sit around in their web all day, hoping some cute boy walks into it by mistake!

>> No.18826910

>>18826859
Webs take a lot of effort, anon. Think about all those slightly thicc, freckled, bespectacled Spiders working hard on their webs every night after school! They deserve to have a cute boy want into their web by mistake, even if it's in a dumb place because they were chuuni enough to put it there so it'd look cooler!

>> No.18827007

>>18826046
You ever been licked by a cat IRL? Their tongues feel like sandpaper. I seriously doubt that getting a blowjob by a girl with a cat-like tongue would feel good or at least as good as a human-like tongue.

>> No.18827198

>>18827007
Bitejobs are the best, so I can imagine rough blowjobs being really nice too.

>> No.18827206
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What Lich is powerful enough to revive this thread?

>> No.18827214

>>18827206
The only thing Liches are powerful enough to resurrect is my penis.

>> No.18827265

>>18827214
>Anon has erectile dysfunction
>Lich uses her powers to "resurrect" his cock
>And they lived happily ever after
Sounds like a children's story for monster girls.

>> No.18827271

So have Fallen Knights' profiles been translated to English yet? If no, any news on when?

>> No.18827343
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18827343

Hug the bug.
Fug the bug.
Love the bug.

>> No.18827349
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>>18827343
Pay the bug for sexual favors.

>> No.18827404
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>hot day
>all the nearby stores close
>except for this one
>"That'll be $20 good sir"

>> No.18827414

>>18827404
I'd like to imagine loli tanukis charge guys they like in kisses and hugs.

>> No.18827441

>>18827414
Are you simple? They charge them in Demon-drafted boilerplate marriage contracts.

>> No.18827448

>>18827441
1 Marriage = 1 lifetime supply of free limonade?

>> No.18827451
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>> No.18827452

>>18827441
I am a simple man with simple values. I have no idea what you mean by boilerplated, though I think i'd rather just pay them with a kiss or two. Or a dicking or two, loli tanukis are quite fuckable.

>> No.18827455
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>>18827404
Honestly, summer yard sale lemonaid is a fucking staple of everything.

Yard sales are nice for random shit, but the best yard sales I went to last year where selling !00% amazing fucking strawberry lemondaid.

At fucking 25 cents a cup, you cant really fucking beat it, it's so good, and the people that can make it should really be fucking worshiped.

It's a shame their parents and grandparents just use them to help sell their their bullshit, Just gotta sell good shit too the good people

>> No.18827459
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>>18827448
Among other things. The lemonade is an initial perk.

>>18827452
Boilerplate just means its a contract on standard terms that are copypasted. As for your payment, loli nukis accept kisses, hugs and dickings as down-payment for the marriage contract.

>> No.18827479
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>>18827459
Oh, so it's not very shady or anything? That's something i'd be down to sign if it means making a little nuki happy!

>> No.18827488

>>18827451
>sandy cat tongue
Yamerooo

>> No.18827490
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>>18827479
Remember, there's a two-for-one offer for the next three generations. Marry one now and get their sister/CC aunt/cousin as a second wife!

>> No.18827503

>>18827490
Anon please there is no way I could resist a deal like that. I just hope her relatives are ok with the little one being in charge. She's the head wife after all! Getting double titfucked by the loli and her busty older sister sounds like it'd be pretty heavenly.

>> No.18827504

>>18827490
But I want that CC aunt...

>> No.18827511
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>>18827265
How does the monster girl version of the "Hero's Journey" play out?

>Call to adventure - Find husband
>Supernatural aid - Demon lord
>Threshold - ???

>> No.18827512
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>>18827504
Well then, marry the loli and you'll get her too!

>>18827503
Oh, they don't mind if the loli is the head wife. She might be a bit out of her depth trying to manage a household though. Also, she'll pout hard when she can't give you proper paizuri and has to settle for naizuri.

>> No.18827533

>>18827512
I'll help her manage to the best of my abilities, and we'll learn how to run the household together! Flat chests have their appeal too! Besides, she'll learn to love having a smaller body once im done manhandling her on our wedding night.

>> No.18827547
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Why is daki commissioning so hard?
I want to get another 7 meter daki, but I don't think I elver be able t beat Loen's price for my last one.

As if that was enough, I totally wouldn't mind if Loen pushed it off for a few months.

It all ended up being reporthend through 4chan, so the blackmail started there

>> No.18827552
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Also i'm fucking skinny as fuck, just look at this last video

>> No.18827570

>>18827547
Commissioning in general is hard, right now I'm looking for someone to do something and no one that's open is in the price range I'm looking for without their style being too western.
>>18827552
Are you drunk?

>> No.18827587

>>18827570

I am,drunk and the fact that I don't remember posting that fucking second post at all must only back that up.


Also I am not skinny as fuck right now, I don't know what's going on.

Wthat's happening to me anon?

>> No.18827600

>>18827587
Maybe Miia took your phone?

>> No.18827628
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Choose the onee-san and you'll have your smile protected but your innocence ruined.
Choose the imouto and you'll have to protect her smile but your innocence kept intact.

>> No.18827629

Can tall girls be cute?

>> No.18827640

>>18827511
I think it's mostly the same but just more sexual.
Honestly, most monster girl made stories would be 50% pron and I kind of find that distracting. Not enough lewd to make it good as porn, too little story to make it a good story.

>> No.18827642

>>18827629
Yes, but only awkward-cute. Tall girls with freckles and seaweed hair are the best.

>> No.18827653

>>18827628
>brown
>might be a gyaru
Easiest choice of my life

>> No.18827659

>>18827587
Innocence? What innocence? I'm pretty degenerate.
That's a hard choice though, they both look great.

>> No.18827682

>>18827659
Seems I'm drunk too, that post was meant for >>18827628

>> No.18827694

>>18827653
Sloppy seconds

>> No.18827701
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>>18827628
I choose an imouto with proper horns

>> No.18827745

>>18827659
>>18827682
You don't jerk off first thing in the morning everyday, correct?
With an onee-san like that you'd be waking up to a blowjob if not full sex every single day without fail.

>>18827694
100% of onee-sans preserve themselves for their otouto no matter how lewd they dress and act.

>>18827701
>Discriminating against small horns
I bet that demon's lap isn't soft and comfy. You aren't doing yourself a favor.

>> No.18827754

>>18827701
Is it illegal to give your imouto hornjobs while watching cartoons with her?

>> No.18827767

>>18827745
>You don't jerk off first thing in the morning everyday, correct?
I sometimes do after breakfast if I'm bored and there's nothing to do.

>> No.18827780

>>18827754
>hornjobs
On a kind of related topic, I wanna lick and nibble on my dormouse's ears and feel up her chest while she's trying to catch up on her anime!

>> No.18827795
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Kejourou are underrated.

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>>18827795
I love them.

>> No.18827807

>>18827754
It's only illegal if you're not gentle.

>>18827780
Are mice ears as sensitive as feline/vulpine ears?

>> No.18827808
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>>18827780
>I wanna lick and nibble on my dormouse's ears and feel up her chest while she's trying to catch up on her anime!
Extremely hot. I want to prone bone my Cyclops mojyo and make her squeal and have multiple hard orgasms while she tries to watch her animes. Then she has to watch everything again because she doesn't remember a thing. It's like the mirror image of that unemotional sex cliche.

>> No.18827810

>no troll wife breakfast to eat this morning

>> No.18827818

>>18827804
>>18827795

>No Christmas cake kejourou with a gentle personality and a love of shower sex

>> No.18827822
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Feels bad.

>> No.18827828
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>>18827808
Look what you did, she's pregnant now.

>> No.18827832

>>18827807
Im not quite sure how sensitive they are, but Im gonna go with they are super sensitive. I imagine once i start digging my fingers in a little she'd have trouble standing up straight. She'd be putty in my hands!

>>18827808
Ear harassment and fucking your SO till she's silly are quality fetishes anon. You fuck that cyclops!

>> No.18827835

>>18827795
They're whores.

>> No.18827838

>>18827570
I would really like to commission a picture of my loli Night Gaunt wife but It's almost impossible to find someone that does loli mge art.

>> No.18827839

>>18819456
What about power liches?

>> No.18827855
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>"I'm afraid we're going to have to have a private talk. It's about your...future here at the company. Unfortunately, my schedule is juuuuust PACKED right now soooooo I'm gonna have to ask you to stop by my place after work, mkay?"

>> No.18827856

>>18827839
Don't gather too many, then you HAVE to go and raid the castle to get human men.

Still better than living in the swamp though

>> No.18827857

>>18827838
Tried tracking down the artist that done stuff for our resident mouse fucker?

>> No.18827865

Which Lilim should I worship to get the best overall boons?

>> No.18827874

>>18827828
She's going to turn our daughter into an ultranerd watching all those backlog animes with her! The cycle of nerd continues.

>>18827832
And you just know I won't stop at one go. At the end of the day she's going to be an ahegao'd, cumflated mess humming along with a glassy eye to the ending song of the final episode. Eventually she won't even be able to watch anime without getting wet.

>> No.18827880

>>18827856
Swamp sounds a bit comfy 2bh

>> No.18827887

>>18827874
Getting your girl to associate everyday activities your dick is a pretty big achievement!

>> No.18827902

>>18827880
It's hot, there's mosquitoes, and run by lizardmen.

>> No.18827915

>>18827745
Headwings aren't even proper horns, and Demons have the most beautiful monster parts out of all succs. And you can't expect a loli Demon to not have nice thighs.

>>18827839
>a harem of 5500 girls
That man would be quite busy.

>> No.18827930

>>18827902
You got gnoll girls and a type of bovine mamono too though

>> No.18827937

>>18827865
Druella will give you a powerful, evil wife.
Don't forget the old saying: Evil wife, happy life.

>> No.18827944

>>18827915
You know, I bet headwings are much more sensitive than horns. You could really have some fun fiddling with them.

>> No.18827963

>>18827937
Evil girls belong chained to dungeon walls, being orgasm denied with condoms until they promise to be good.

>> No.18827976

>>18827930
Metal cows would be cute, even if they have bad breath, and those gnolls raise questions that should probably not be pondered upon


>>18827963
Is it wrong that I take a defeated monster girl villain as a wife rather than the gold?

>> No.18827987

>>18827937
Seems like you can never go wrong with Druella

>> No.18828011
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>>18827343
Don't trust that bug.

>> No.18828012
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I know there's still snow everywhere but I'm walking around in my t-shirt and sweating like a pig. It never ceases to amaze me how I survive summers. Got to keep it cool.

>> No.18828020

>>18827976
Do you mean just taking her home to be your farmer or city wife and leaving her castle and treasure to rot? That would be very weird, yes. At least give them to the local kingdom.

>> No.18828034

>>18828020
No, I'm assuming I did this with a party, they can take the gold and/or castle while I take the monster as wife/concubine.

If I do it solo then I take it all.
Then the real fun begins.

>> No.18828035

>>18827944
They might be sensitive, however with horns there are still the pointy ears, tail and proper wings to touch. A loli demon would probably make a cute noise if you kissed her back on the area between the bases of the wings.

>> No.18828039

>>18828034
>If I do it solo then I take it all.
Then why even defeat her? If you keep it and marry her it's no different from marrying her without defeating her.

>> No.18828048

>>18827963
Heroes belong chained to dungeon walls, being orgasmed denied until they promise to serve their evil mistress.

>> No.18828053

>>18828039
Because if I don't defeat her she's still the evil ruler.
You gotta defeat them to claim the title yourself

>> No.18828058
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18828058

Pick a doggo.

>> No.18828067

>>18828048
Heroines belong chained to dungeon walls, being orgasm denied until they promise to serve their evil master.

>> No.18828071

>>18828048
I'm not a hero but I could go for some of that.
>>18828067
And some of that too. Maybe I could be the squire of a female knight we could get captured. That sounds fun.

>> No.18828073

>>18828053
Evil King > Evil Prince Consort, agreed.
Will you downgrade her to Evil Princess Consort afterwards, or keep her as Evil Queen?

>> No.18828075
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>>18828058
This is my doggo.

>> No.18828076

>>18828071
>Maybe I could be the squire of a female knight we could get captured. That sounds fun.
>that old greentext about a Paladin-chan and her squire being tied to racks on pulleys that make them fuck every day

>> No.18828084

>>18828073
Princess Consort, and I'd be a Neutral King at least!
Although that depends on how using magic/alchemy to get the wife looking in a more desirable form counts on the morality table.

>> No.18828106

>>18828084
>using magic/alchemy to get the wife looking in a more desirable form
Unless you're thinking of conjuring up dresses and jewelry for her, this is extremely evil. Marry someone who you're attracted to, don't try to change someone into your doll!

>> No.18828119

>>18828058
>Right has bigger breasts
>Left has white hair and braid
Hard.

>> No.18828122

>>18828106
Guess I'm evil then.
And its no that I'm not attracted to her, its that I have a slight fetish for loving bullying.

And what happens depends on what the evil queen sees as her 'charm point'.

>> No.18828138

>>18828122
What sort of heinous body modifications are you going to perform on that innocent evil queen, you fiend?

>> No.18828139
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>> No.18828149

>>18827745
And what happens if I do whack off every morning?

>> No.18828150

>>18828138
Depends on what evil queen I've found and what she looks like.

>>18828139
Oh no!
A mighty terror!

>> No.18828151

>>18828058
Right for sexually destroying and leaving mindbroken, left for marriage.

>> No.18828156

>>18828139
Unicorn Lich? What hath magitek wrought?

>> No.18828165

>>18828139
>that :< face
Reminds me of renge.

>> No.18828168

>>18828139
I'm going to clothed intercrural mommy Lich!

>> No.18828177

>>18828139
Was Renge turned into a Lich?

>> No.18828180

>>18827855
Does it count as overtime?

>> No.18828204

>>18828177
Someone needs to turn hotaru into a monster too, she might be less gay that way.

>> No.18828219

>>18828204
>yan onee-chan
Please no.

I want a Komari monster.

>> No.18828222

>>18828138
Depends.
Lithe Dark elf queen who aspires to diplomacy and her beauty more than magic or combat? A whole bunch of muscle to rival oni.
A proud dragon with a massive hoard? Shortstack or oppai loli pleasure toy.
Muscled, warrior lizardman queen? Throw on some pudge so folks wonder if she ever really fought.

A lot of fun can be had, and that's discounting making a ochi queen look like she's naught but tits and ass!

>> No.18828225

>>18828222
I was just reading one of them Forgotten Realms novels and it had two Drow ladies getting massages while plotting and scheming. Dark Elves are too lewd.

>> No.18828253

>>18828222
So you're going to body modify her just to bully her? That's really evil! It'd be pretty evil to force her to become your ideal woman, but what you're planning is just horrible.

>> No.18828256

>>18828165
>>18828177
https://youtu.be/nKVCJhFXFwU

>> No.18828266

>>18828256
F

>> No.18828271

>>18828225
Yeah, they're a tricksy race, gotta stay on your toes.

Loading one up on muscle is a sure way to bully one, till she decides to use it at least.

>>18828253
Hey, what can I say?
She's an evil queen so she needs SOME sort of punishment for her crimes.

Besides, she has yet to experience the true terror of being my Daiki in bed.

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>> No.18828291

>>18824911
>>18824952
Well someone in this thread was certainly in a grumpy mood.

>> No.18828298
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18828298

It must be difficult being the only shaman in a horde of dumb-as-bricks ratgirls.

>> No.18828301

>>18828271
I'd get her a curse that makes her freeze up when hugged from behind. I'd use it to daki her at night and sniff her hair and intercrural her every day.

>> No.18828314

>>18828301
That's certainly one way to do it, I'm more focused on physical things myself.

>>18828298
See, she says that but we all know that she'll lose it once she sees the Man-thing and wants to breed breed.

>> No.18828323

>>18828289
I wonder what kind of song it'd make to play dem tiddies like bongos underwater.
>>18828298
Long tail.

>> No.18828327

>>18828289
Do Ryu idols exist? It's a good way to gain followers.

>> No.18828338

>>18828314
>>18828327
I'm going to force the Evil Queen to become an idol. There's no way this will backfire and make her even more popular.

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>>18828327
That's the Otohime's job.

>> No.18828352

>>18828338
I dunno, something tells me that the big, strongfat oni warlord will be embarrassed by it.

>> No.18828361
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>>18828338
Could she sing "Self Control" by Laura Brannigan?

>> No.18828372

>>18828361
>Laura Brannigan

>> No.18828381

>>18828372
I obviously said something silly but I'm not going to bother to look up my possible mistake.

>> No.18828415

>>18828361
I bet she'd rules lawyer and become a jazz singer or something dignified instead.

>> No.18828425

>>18828348
Old hags dressed in young outfits is nice

>> No.18828426
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>Oh, why don't you come drink with me? Because tonight, I will milk you until you dried out.

>> No.18828441
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>Won't you drink my tasty grape juice?

>> No.18828443

>>18828426
>>18828441
Did I ever tell you I think purple is the sexiest color?

>> No.18828444

>>18828298

>"You all can loot but please take only what we can use."
>"Put it back. QHRECH, I SAID PUT IT BACK! Because you don't need it, what are you going to do with a drawer full of socks?"
>"Qrugleek if you keep attacking every man you see I am not healing you anymore. I am serious, shut up and stay quiet and I'll give the order to attack."
>"If I have to revive you one more time I'm going to start charging a tooth per resurrection."
>"Stop. Stop it. All of you! STOP TOUCHING ME!"
>"What do you mean Skuch is sick? She ate how many? Were they bad? Did she know? AND SHE KEPT EATING THEM ANYWAY!?"
>"Why are you all so stupid? You fucking oxygen thieves, I swear."

>> No.18828449

>>18828426
Sorry Ma'am I son't drink.

>> No.18828451

>>18828449
It's non-alcoholic, trust me.

>> No.18828456

>>18828441
The Pharaoh is better.

>> No.18828458

>>18828444
I'm going to infiltrate the rat horde and prone bone the shaman while forcing her watch her idiotic underlings ruin all her plans when she's not herding them!

>> No.18828469
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>>18828456
Says you.

>> No.18828475
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>>18828469
Says me.

>> No.18828482

>>18828469
>those gorgeous, long nails
>not scratching his back
Pls I need this.

>> No.18828486

>>18828475
>imitating her rival
Sad.

>> No.18828494
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>>18828486
She's showing her how it's done.

>> No.18828506

>>18828475
Hybrids a best.

>> No.18828518

>>18828425
Hope you don't live near the coast. Or she'll force you to live with her by wrecking your town via tsunami.

>> No.18828519
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18828519

Birb family!

>> No.18828522

>>18828475
Big snek hips...

>> No.18828530

>>18828506
I want to cross a Dark Priest and a Phantom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmp-xmguqh4

>> No.18828532

>>18828426
I don't think it's safe to trust drunk older sister dragons

>> No.18828536

>>18828532
As someone with an older sister who enjoys tequila I concur.

>> No.18828548

God Empress Pharaoh who rules over an entire kingdom and possesses countless riches
Or Rebel leader Apophis with a small following and just enough money to buy a goat
Pick your side, the future of the desert people depends on it.

>> No.18828555

>>18828548
Both.
Gonna have snek daughter and pharaoh daughteru playing side by side one day.

>> No.18828556

>>18828530
I want to torture a Paladin-chan to death so she becomes a Wisp.

>> No.18828564

>>18828548
Pharaoh.

>> No.18828566

>>18828556
And I want you to leave!

>> No.18828569
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>>18828548
While they fight, I will help Anubis Adviser claim the kingdom for herself!

>> No.18828577

>>18828532
It would be dangerous if my dragon waifu's sister got drunk while I was at their home and she was horny.

>> No.18828582

>>18828569
>That
>Anubis

Me-thinks the pharaohs cousin is into roleplay

>> No.18828587

>>18828566
Don't worry, she'll never let me post again after she traps me in her cage.

>> No.18828589

>>18828555
That's one way to unite the desert.
Good luck preventing your snake daughter from graping your Pharaoh daughter.

>>18828569
Anubis aren't meant to rule and you'd run the risk of any terrorist attack turning the empress into a mere bitch in heat.

>> No.18828591

>>18828577
Yeah she might kick you out and fuck her husband

>> No.18828596

>>18828589
My daugherus are sweeties and are going to learn about the 'no graping reltatives' rule

>> No.18828606
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18828606

BULLY

ALL

NERDS

>> No.18828614

>>18828475
Everything is better when we work together.

>> No.18828621

>>18828606
I want a pudgy, nerdy anubis to grope

>> No.18828622

>>18828591
She doesn't have one, that's the problem. Hearing her sister's moans would already make her extremely wet and being drunk would cloud her judgement.

>> No.18828627

>>18828606
I'll bully her ears with my nose and her butt with my penis.

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>>18828606
delet

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>>18828641

All of 'em. All the nerds.

>> No.18828670

>>18828655
Gonna grope and buy a 2liter of dew

>> No.18828701

>>18828606
Even nerds have their breaking point.
Talk trash about her favorite anime one too many times and you're getting raped.

>> No.18828715

>>18828622
That ds troublesome, she should fly out of cave and to the local college or high school, and pick her up a young barely legal boy to marry on the spot

>> No.18828716

>>18828701
Or ruin her speedrun when she's on pace for her personal best.

>> No.18828727

>>18828716
I'll ejaculate down her nerdy shirt collar just as she's about to do the final jump.

>> No.18828736

>You will never bully nerd MG after nerd MG
>All of the nerds you've bullied will never get together and conspire an elaborate revenge plot

>> No.18828746

>>18828736
Oh, and what vengeance is that?

>> No.18828752

>>18827818
Patrician tastes.

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>fantasizing about bullying nerds
>while getting bullied via thread shitposts on a daily basis
Nerds.

>> No.18828759

>>18828746
Kidnapping and rape?

>> No.18828775

>>18828715
That's what she should do, but with how horny she'd be she might just tumble out of her room and go for the nearest man, just to quench her thirst for cum though.

>> No.18828777

>>18828759
Boring.
Am I supposed to be intimidated by a bunch of chubby NEETs?

>> No.18828784

>>18828777
Not on day 1, but after a few weeks you might be.

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18828797

Domo, Game Center CX, Kacho Yeti desu

>> No.18828804

>>18828797
Highway Star?

>> No.18828806

>>18828759

It'll end at kidnapping. They're nerds, none of them have the guts. They'll awkwardly flub through everything.

>> No.18828810

>>18828775
She'll look around her room and quickly find her daki, and relieve her built up frustration on it.

>> No.18828830

>>18828784
Oh?
And I would that be?
Fat neet ass on my face and dick each day?

>> No.18828834

>>18827818
You will never make a Kej cum by washing her hair.

>> No.18828845

is the DL open to diplomatic negotiations?

>> No.18828846

>>18828810
>Implying dakis can cum

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>>18828830
You'll be begging for mercy soon enough!

>> No.18828856

>>18828736
>implying I'd cheat on my childhood friend by bullying someone else
Disgusting.

>> No.18828868

>>18828845
Yes.
Though your success will obviously hinge on the nature of your request.

>> No.18828871

>>18828848
This is going to end up with me looking board at a bunch of NEETs as they try to figure out what to do next while arguing about which of them is trying to give me a bigger dick isn't it?

>> No.18828885

>>18828871
>tied to the bed while they bicker about what to do with you
>the real punishment is being unable to shut up their arguing

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>>18828871
OK, have it your way spoilsport.

>> No.18828910

>>18828885
I knew it.
Honestly, for all the Roleplay these NEETs do, they're hilariously unprepared for the actual role they need to play.

>>18828888
Hey, if they're kidnapping me, they could at least know how this works.

>> No.18828954

>>18825315
What

>> No.18829073

>>18828606
What show is she watching?

>> No.18829076

>>18828871
>as they try to figure out what to do next
They'll try to reproduce scenes from their favorite hentai so expect a lot of over the top reactions and silly scenarios

>> No.18829083

>>18829076
Oh boy, I can only imagine how this turns out, and how long it takes one to demand a cuddling scene

>> No.18829094

>>18829076
>Show them Victiorian Maid Maria
>Instant heart pupils everywhere
The tables have turned!

>> No.18829110

>>18828797
Nice. I would definitely watch.

>> No.18829113
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I want to party
https://youtu.be/LofXZ0j3XtI

>> No.18829114

What happens if you say a demon's true name?

>> No.18829117

>>18829094
Would you really be able to handle half a dozen nerdy monster girls trying their best to imitate Maria?

>> No.18829124

>>18829094
Somehow I doubt a bunch of neets are going to have the... physique necessary for that.

>> No.18829125

>>18829076
Do we get to actually play Smash Bros? Or is it only anal sex?

>> No.18829126

>>18829113
I want to be the meat in that sandwhich

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>> No.18829141

>>18829117
Honestly? No, but I'd prefer that over being "raped" or made to "rape" all of them like the porn those smelly NEETs would enjoy.

>>18829124
Her level is one of the easier ones to reach as far as hentai stars go. They don't even need to be especially skinny, just busty and otherwise well-proportioned.

>> No.18829143

>>18829073
I assumed it was Sailor Moon.

>> No.18829145

>>18829125
The anal sex comes after a best of 3 no items final destination only.

>> No.18829174

>>18829145
Who invited the Alp

>> No.18829179

>>18829114
She blushes and asks you what's up.

>> No.18829199

>>18829114
You activate the hidden clause in the contract that voids the rest of the contract and makes her a submissive waifu. You're still required to at least grope her when she's in the kitchen every morning though.

>> No.18829201
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Would you a dragon Jeanne?

>> No.18829205

I finally had a monstergirl dream after years of nothing, but I'm not sure if I liked it.
>At some kind of high-profile event in some sort of warehouse maybe?
>This guy introduces me to a woman who claims to be a pharaoh. Says she really wanted to meet me
>She's this really pretty tanned woman who looked nothing like the MGE profile and wasn't wearing anything.
>I can't remember what exactly she said, but her voice was wonderful and she was really charming, but something about her creeped me out and felt wrong
>finally, this problem is too much and try to leave, say I'll talk to her later
>She smiles and says "Don't worry. I'll find you."

I'm not sure what is was about her that freaked me out, but the end to that dream made me feel very uneasy.

>> No.18829209

>>18829113
I would like to see hakutaku on a drunken rant

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>>18829199
Isn't that the default conditions for the contract?

>> No.18829216

>>18829201
I would fuck the dragon witch.

>> No.18829220

>>18829205
Clearly that Pharaoh was graped.

>> No.18829221

>>18829201
You posted this a few times and the answer is always “Yes but she wouldn’t be a dragon”

>> No.18829230

>>18829221
I thought it was part of jeanne alters thing to call herself the dragon witch, even if she only called herself that once in story?

>> No.18829231

>>18829215
Not quite. The profile describes it as more of an equal thing; you are hers and she is yours, but demons like cooking so you're being fed good grub regardless. Saying her name nullifies the "you are hers" bit, though one does have to ask if it would necessarily even matter. Probably depends on the relationship and other factors.

>> No.18829234

>>18829113
Hah, old hags, messing around getting drunk from vine. They should behave correctly to their age.
fuck I find this very appealing

>> No.18829244

>>18829145
I refuse unless the enable the smash ball. Final Smashes are crucial to the gameplay experience.

>> No.18829253

>>18829230
Yeah but she still wouldn't be a Dragon. Lancer and Lancer Alter would be dragons though.

>> No.18829254

>>18829205
Voice of God is a soooky ability. Makes sense that you’d get creeped out.

>> No.18829258

>>18829113
There isn't enough Satyros content.
I know there's that thing TFT is doing, but I doubt there'll be many art entries and being TFT the writing will probably suck outside of losenis and maybe grub's stories.

>> No.18829261

>>18829145
5 stock, Pokeballs only, Very High items, Spear Pillar.

>> No.18829268

>>18829230
She’s the dragon witch because she uses them, she has not ties other than that.

The Artorias would be more likely to be dragons

>> No.18829273

What kind of monster girls are the best kind and why is it monster girls with a collective mind that aren't supposed to have a collective mind?

>> No.18829280

>>18829273
What?

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>> No.18829301

>>18829296
Without the tail Re Class could pass off as a Lich I guess.

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>>18829209
>"Stupid kids and their stupid phones"
>"This one kid actually comes up to me and says why must we learn if we can just look it up online when we need it?"
>"There is a difference in knowing something and learning how to do it, I could youse my power to cram 50 years worth of piano knowledge into your brain and you would still mess up due to not touching a piano in your life."
>"but thats the problem today with kids, all instant gratification and no substance, what sort of teacher would i be if i didn't take the time to actually work on at least some of what i teach?"
>"Bunch of useless brats, knowledge may be power, but power is wasted on fools."

>> No.18829309

>>18829301
Pretend an automaton got her hands on a lich's research and she already does.

>> No.18829317

>>18829273
After living with a Queen Slime or a Shog for a long time, your thought process can get a bit mixed up.

>> No.18829323

>>18829307
Taku-sensei, if you're having that much trouble using your phone, I can help you out. There's no need to be frustrated.

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>>18829301
Aren't all the abyssals technically zombies?

>> No.18829331

>>18829307
Beast?

>> No.18829336

>>18828073
I like the "Evil" Queen - Prince Consort dynamic.

>tfw you sometimes disagree with your wife's methods and start having a fight with her in front of her council
>"SPEAK SENSE TO THIS HONORABLE FOOL"
>Have great sex afterwards

This is probably what happens between the demon lord and her husband often enough.

>> No.18829337

>>18829329
Mecha-zombies, yeah. That's why they're so good.

>> No.18829350

>>18829331
Yes?

>> No.18829355

>>18829350
Thought so.

>> No.18829370

>>18829355
Is it bad or something?

>> No.18829387

>>18829110
No one remembers Yeti-chan from the comedy duo, she's stuck as Kacho Yeti forced to play old games by her stern Tanuki producer! Her ex-biker gang Oni camerawoman is nice though

>> No.18829390

>>18829370
Not bad per se, it's just you have these habits with your dialogue.
It never feels natural and is always overly long and descriptive. You also really like the word "fool" whenever a monstergirl is mad at someone.
I'm not hating on you or anything because I like your work, it's just a few things I've noticed.

>> No.18829423

>>18828868
I want her to do the Truffle Shuffle

>> No.18829436

>>18829390
Overly long?
Thats going to be an issue down the line.

>> No.18829437
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18829437

Come to the Horse Pussy Kingdom: we have bicorns.

>> No.18829448

>>18829437
That's cool, I guess. Hey, you guys got any nightmares? Is it cool if whitehorns hang with you too?

>> No.18829450

>>18829437
I want to see one of those surreal “come and visit” memes for MGR

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18829451

>>18829448
We accept four-legged friends of all kinds.

>> No.18829454

>>18829390
>You also really like the word "fool" whenever a monstergirl is mad at someone.
Is it really that constant? I'll have to take a look later.
Either that or quote-man will do it.

>> No.18829467

>>18829280
As in multiple normal monster girls, like Kitsunes or Kikimoras, who often speak in unison, refer to themselves as "we" instead of "I", respond to the same name and coordinate without words or visual cues in perfect harmony.

>> No.18829480

>>18829436
Why is that?

>> No.18829485

>>18829454
It's not constant, but it seems to happen a lot. Enough for me to figure out Beast's greentexts when coupled with his other patterns, anyway.

>> No.18829526

Whatever happened with Bromont?
Heard he was going to make a monstergirl vn 7 years ago but then never heard anything about that since.

>> No.18829529

>>18829467
Hive minds are like a shitty downgrade from “one mind, many bodies” of Queen Slimes.

>> No.18829535

>>18829437
can they function as antennas?

>> No.18829541

I bet unmarried princes (Adopted by monster girls/blood related) are drowning in marriage proposals by nobles.

Shame they only get married off to their cousins to keep the throne 'in family'

>> No.18829546

>>18829437
How would the typical Bicorn react to a man who wants to marry her for the primary reason that he wants a harem, rather than because of love?

>> No.18829547

>>18829436
I think the main issue is the lack of slang or abbreviation.
Very few people bother with elaborate sentences when speaking. Not everyone is going to use slang (unless you want to read like Alp when he was starting out), but you often fall into the trap of making characters take too long to say things that could be shortened considerably.

>> No.18829550

>>18829529
They are functionally the same thing

>> No.18829551

>>18829546
isnt that what she wants?

>> No.18829558

>>18829526
He moved to /monster/ for some reason and has taken a significant dip in quality too. That'll happen when you write the same kind of thing for years on end, and with the current audience he has.

>> No.18829561

>>18829547
Basically, people don’t talk like they’re giving a speech or writing an essay.

>> No.18829573

>>18829546
I don't know but I wouldn't marry a bicorn for the harem, the harem is simply a perk.

>> No.18829574

>>18829561
Exactly, that's Beast's number one problem when it comes to dialogue. His stories are fine otherwise.

>> No.18829581

>>18829550
Not quite.
For a Queen slime, the bodies are all just extensions of herself. Like limbs.
For a hive mind, there is no “herself.” It’s like a colony of ants, only their actions as a whole approach an intelligence, no individual part knows a damn thing, really.

>> No.18829628

>>18829551
Yes, but not that way.
She wants a husband to fall deeply in love with and only then form a harem where she can spread that wonderful love and form an even bigger and more enjoyable relationship.
I doubt they'd be happy if you jump straight into the harem building without love first.

>>18829573
>the harem is simply a perk.
Definitely, they're wife material without it even if it's their defining characteristic. What's not to love about a big busty debauched horse?

>> No.18829629

>>18829581
reminds of ant death spirals.

>> No.18829631
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>> No.18829640

>>18829628
>She wants a husband to fall deeply in love with and only then form a harem where she can spread that wonderful love and form an even bigger and more enjoyable relationship.
Nah, she just likes the taste of tainted spirit energy.

>> No.18829644
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Remember to hug and headpat your monoeye at least 3 times a day.

>> No.18829652

>>18829628
you can make it even worse,
he wants a harem, but not even specifically for sex,
he wants to fulfill his lifelong dream of owning a restaurant, with like the the mge equivalent of the michelin star. Always trying to find girls to add to his harem with skills or appendages good for cooking.,

>> No.18829653

>>18829628
Exactly.
By the time she even though of sharing the love with other girls she'd be a fit sight for the hedonism that can ensue.
If she doesn't slosh a little when she goes out then I've failed at my duty

>> No.18829655

>>18829454
I got a few by searching "fool"
Pharaoh roulette
> “My memories since my awaking are distant at best, but you are the only person I have let touch me like that and I was greatly pleased by your actions. But to give me such pleasure and then take it away? such a foolish subject you are!

Drunk succubus
>Not that bad? Hah! You should hear the excuses that come out of their mouths even before I show that I'm even into them! `I don't want your charm magic.` `I can't be seen with your kind.` or even `I'm sure there are better men for you?`. Idiots! Fools The whole lot of them! I wanted someone else I Wouldn't be asking those pricks now wouldn't I?

Personal favorite, from newspaper
>“I can almost taste the compulsion magic in this! She was trying to rake you in with treachery! that foolish 'coon, I'll ruin her, I'll wreck her so hard She'll wish she'd never step foot in this city for trying to take what's mine!”
Also worth noting is
>“That fat-arsed little raccoon Bitch-whore!”
The weird thing about his dialogue is that the less caring he takes the more human it sounds.

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>>18829644
I will hug and headpat her 100 times per day. I will do it so much that it's starting to annoy her, but she'll be too timid to tell me to cut down on it.

>> No.18829682

>>18829655
I found a few instances in Scalebound, too.

>> No.18829686

>>18829644
>>18829668
is the whole thing about depth perception really true?

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>> No.18829705

>>18829655
Going to need context for that 3rd one

>> No.18829717

>>18828910
>Honestly, for all the Roleplay these NEETs do, they're hilariously unprepared for the actual role they need to play.
Maybe that's the solution, they decide what to do first through a DnD pvp campaign.

>> No.18829722

>>18829581
What I'm talking about is a shared mind.
Each one is part of the whole, but at the same time is a whole unto themselves. They can function just fine without the others being around while still being connected, so you can, for example, take one shopping with you and have her remind you in the middle of it that there's no onion powder left at home because one of the other ones just checked when starting dinner.

>> No.18829731

I almost wonder if it'd be better to just give up on trying to write since I suck ass at time management.

>> No.18829732
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Winter Anubis is cute, LN! Cute!

>> No.18829735

>>18829717
Oh, I see no way that ends poorly, on top of it butchering the spirit of the game

>> No.18829741

>>18829705
The woman speaking is a demon that has just looked through the contract a tanuki sent her target.

>> No.18829744

>>18829652
He's going to get raped until he gives each 2 kids and learns the love of monster girls, and then they can focus on making their restaurant the most famous and prestigious one in the world.
That man is going to shed a tear of joy years later when world leaders come for a meal and are served by his many daughters.

>>18829653
>Spoiler
Filling up a Centaur must take quite a while, especially if you go for both holes.

>> No.18829750

>>18829731
Don't give up, almost all writefags suck at time management. Plus we have so few of you left.
There are some writefags who only show up about twice a year to post things, so even if you find yourself with less time you can still write now and then.

>> No.18829756

>>18829480
Im planning to go into writing books to publish and stuff
Wooden dialogue will be an issue I need to stop

>> No.18829762

>>18829558
But did he ever finish that VN?

>> No.18829771

>>18829731
https://youtu.be/KxGRhd_iWuE

>> No.18829775

>>18829744
You just gotta get good, then she’ll be full and happy in no time, although it may mean she just grabs a bunch of perverts who get off on that when she does leave to get more

>> No.18829788

>>18829686
Probably.

>> No.18829830

>>18829732
Winternubis has a big, thick, fluffy tail to survive the cold winters

>> No.18829834

>>18829732
The tundra is a Desert too you know!

>> No.18829847

>>18829834
Also, normal deserts get cold at night and during the winter. Don't forget.

>> No.18829883

>>18829756
Dont worry too much, people like your stories.

>> No.18829896

>>18829883
Except for that one guy. Fuck him.

>> No.18829906

>>18829830
I want to play with her tail.

>> No.18829911

>>18829896
Yeah, fuck that guy. You'd think Beast came to his house once and fucked his dog.
Once he fixes the dialogue problem he'll be all set.

>> No.18829913
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Dark slimes are ___.

>> No.18829921

>>18829883
I know people like my stories but the mistakes are clear and its bad muscle memory that I have to remove.

Writing is something I can improve at given the chance. Just think, one day I will make that jump from mediocre to good.

>> No.18829926

>>18829913
Not the best Dark variant.
I'm sure they're fun to fuck but I'd rather have a solid waifu.

>> No.18829931

>>18829913
Nice. Would snipe her core to see her cumming from distance.

>> No.18829942

>>18829921
The good thing here is that you understand the mistakes you're making. We've had plenty of writefags in the past (such as Historianon) who refused to accept any criticism and only got angry at their own readers for it.
You're showing willingness to improve, and that's a great start.

>> No.18829950

>>18829942
Someone can go the other extreme with that.

>> No.18829952

>>18829731
I wanted to write, but I remembered I suck at writing, and never done anything before.

>> No.18829958

>>18829942
The addition of slang is the hard part.
Informal speech seems not to gel with me.

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>>18829911
>You'd think Beast came to his house once and fucked his dog.
Kek.

>> No.18829976

>>18829958
Just read a few books and see how the authors handled dialogue.

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>> No.18829996

>>18829952
Protip:
FUCKING EVERYONE SUCKS AT FIRST. Go and write a little something, then put it on pastebin. Keep reading, keep writing, and you'll slowly improve. Above all anons like fun and smut, do this while avoiding the nastier shit like NTR and you'll do fine.

>> No.18830016

>>18829834
>Arctic Anubis
Would she be pale, or still delicious brown?

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>> No.18830018

>>18829996
I actually find smut in mg writings boring. I liked more the war and conflict ones, or just the lovey-dovey ones.

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>>18829437

>> No.18830026

>>18830018
Is this the part where i shill scalebound?

>> No.18830032

>>18829450
Kakuens saying come to brazil when?

>> No.18830040

>>18830032
Would MGE Brazil have brown Kunoichis?

>> No.18830057

>>18830024
How do you desmug a Bicorn?

>> No.18830067

>>18830018
I see you're a man of culture as well

>> No.18830068

>>18830057
“Sorry, I’m only into deer.”

>> No.18830097

>>18830032
Seems like a fun place. Lazing anacondas, roving packs of sharp toothed piranha lolis and poison dart frogs trying to snipe you from the trees.

>> No.18830102

>>18830040
You know it. Brazilian kunoichis are one of the top tier ninjas with how bootyful they are.

>> No.18830107

>>18830097
Anacondas are big! The biggest snake!

>> No.18830113

>>18830032
There's an island with nothing but sneks too.

>> No.18830116

>>18830018
Smut is a bit overdone and boring. Some of the old adventure stories like RSanon's Great Monster Journey, YBA's Greystorm, Lanternon's thing with the adopted guy trying to avoid his sister's affections and Peterdnzl's Spider and the Fly are among the best things this thread has produced.

>> No.18830117

>>18830057
"How do you wipe?"

>>18830067
Honestly I enjoy the MG setting but there is just no damn way for me to read all that long ass description about the act. This happened to me many times that the story starts out interesting then the sex description eats up the 2/3 of it, and I lose interest.

>> No.18830119

>>18830102
I'd love to be flanked by a Brazilian Kunoichi and Kakuen. Almost nothing else could compare to that.

>> No.18830129

>>18827855
This is not in the contact I signed to get the job. Demanding this is illegal.

>> No.18830138

>>18830017
>The color picture of her Mizone posted shows that she's blue

>> No.18830144

Good thing i dont write smut, only imply lewds

>> No.18830150

>>18830116
The beginning of the Moose saga was good too, but it fell apart around 20 chapters in and became a curbstomp filled with mary sues monsters and cartoon incompetent villains getting massacred by the truckload.
I'm not even sure if he's still writing it.

>> No.18830152

>>18830129
Are you kidding?
It’s boilerplate for every contract at an MG-run workplace.

>> No.18830157

>>18830144
>Writing smut

>> No.18830166

>>18830150
He is, every fey moths he posts a new chaper, he just doesn't come here anymore

>> No.18830169

>>18830116
I miss the 2013-2014 threads. We had some great shit back then.

>> No.18830173

Wurms are dumb as shit! Why would anyone marry one?

>> No.18830174

>>18830166
Few*

>> No.18830181

>>18830173
too dumb to know she could do better than me,

>> No.18830184

>>18830166
Is the story going anywhere?
Are the characters still annihilating any opposition?
Has Laven chosen between being a nice guy or a bloodthirsty bastard or is he still jumping between being the two?
Have they found onepiece yet?

>> No.18830185

>>18830166
Why not?

>> No.18830186

>>18830119
I'd love to have my way with a brazilian kakuen. Her wildness would be unmatched and that ass would be so round and bouncy ,enough to make a cheshire jealous.

>> No.18830188

>>18829652
>monster Chinese restaurant
what does your fortune cookie say?

>> No.18830191

>>18830184
No clue
Last i heard there was a mad scientist and a war

>> No.18830195

>>18830185
hate to say it but we're kind of bipolar at times.

>> No.18830198

>>18830185
Because unlike /monster/, some anons here point out the flaws in his story. I get the feeling he's developed a bit of an ego over the last four years. In all fairness it's probably hard not to, he's the writer of the longest running story the community has produced.

>> No.18830199

>>18830152
>About to get a great job at a Mg-run company
>Demon hands you the papers that you need to sign
>"Don't worry, it's all super standard stuff"
>Read through it anyway
>3/4 way through there's a part that says if you are requested to have sex with any Mg, you must do so
>Look backup at demon
>She's staring at you with lust filled eyes
If the pay is still good I would sign it.

>> No.18830203

>>18830181
I can't argue against this logic.

>> No.18830207

>>18830150
Is that the one with the salamander/anubis/mantis/bapho harem? IIRC that was set in MGE, but the villain monsters were somehow ignoring their mamono mana conditioning to do shit like blackmail and kill humans, right?

>> No.18830210

>>18830185
People called him out on how his MC manage to outdo kira yamoto in the "do what the fuck i want" card
And he reacted... poorly

>> No.18830214

>>18830186
Brazilian Kakuens would be the smuggest Kakuens to exist.

>> No.18830220

>>18830210
Why do half our writers go full retard when their problems are pointed out?

>> No.18830234

>>18830116
>reading these names with a small smile on my face
>getting nostalgic for things only four years old.
I'm a fucking faggot, but I miss the days when we had guys like this.
I also miss that paladin reprogramming thing and the days when Bob was a promising writefag and not a weird shit obsessed with futa.

>> No.18830237

>>18830214
I can see them wearing booty shorts and just a tanktop or something that shows underboobs. I"m giving myself a boner and I know exactly why.

>> No.18830263

>>18830207
Yeah. He started writing it back when the bleak outlook on the setting was normal thanks to bad translations, but it doesn't excuse how overpowered his monster characters are on both sides. I don't think a single monster has been defeated by a human in the story so far, but countless humans have been butchered by the monsters without a care in the world. It's like he forgot monsters primarily want sex and relationships because they act like the old style demon lord is in charge.

>> No.18830264

>>18830237
What about yoga pants?

>> No.18830274

>>18830116
I'd disagree, they're the sort of thing I always skipped and told myself I'd read some day if I was desperate for something to do. I'm into monster girls for the smut, comfy times and hijinks.
I still can't bring myself to care about the hat meme story for the same reason.

>> No.18830278

>>18830263
The bapho killed a witch, about it as far as i know as i gave up at the granny hanging

>> No.18830281

>>18830116
>RSanon's Great Monster Journey
I really liked this one, even if it really gave away the MGQ feelings. It was a good read.

>> No.18830285

>>18830150
I enjoyed his recent lewd thing.

>> No.18830292

>>18830264
Yoga pants are proof that good does exist and he loves us, but for Brazilian kakuen I'd imagine something more akin to Daisy Dukes (that show a bit of ass) or straight hot pants (that show a bit of ass).

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>>18830173
I will fight you.

>> No.18830297

>>18830264
Considering how it's normal to use leggings there would be a lot of that and if you stared hard enough you'd be able to see their panties, though that might get their attention.

>> No.18830307

>>18830292
>>18830297
Brazilian Kakuens are too lewd. How is a man supposed to resist them?

>> No.18830309

>>18830169
When did Beast join?

>> No.18830315

>>18829961
Cute!

>> No.18830316

>>18830220
Ego. Not all of them are like it, but a bunch of them hate being told they fucked up or are wrong.

>> No.18830319

>>18830234
>I'm a fucking faggot, but I miss the days when we had guys like this.
why?

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Why are abominable Elves the best Elves?
>black void eyes
>sharkteeth
>fit, slender body

>> No.18830322

>>18830309
2016 or 2017 I think.

>> No.18830327

>>18830320
I want to hatefuck that elf only for it to end up as loving sex.

>> No.18830328

>>18830319
Why am I a faggot or why do I miss those days?
I'm a faggot for getting nostalgic over things that aren't even half a decade old yet and I miss those days because we had a ton of writers and some really good stories.

>> No.18830332

>>18830328
why do you think that changed?

>> No.18830338

>>18830328
It was more fun to write back in those days as well, there was more reader engagement going on.

>> No.18830340

>>18830332
HE started frequenting the threads.

>> No.18830341

>>18830016
I would assume dark like Inuits.

>> No.18830343

>>18830322
Nah, it was 2015,
He was a bigger shitter back then, spamming golem pictures and bitching about london employment and gardening.

It was still better times, his roulette was only up to ryu or something so it didn't have the shitposting it does now

>> No.18830346

>>18830340
Stop being a fucking faggot and say who you're bitching about.

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>>18830263
>bad translations
You could say those translations come from the time very early after monsters became monster girls, like a sort of transition between mass murdering monsters to waifus.

>> No.18830349

>>18830332
I've got some ideas.
Firstly, the writers burned out or finished their stories.
Secondly, new arrivals here only seem to like casual cute fluff and don't like actual stories while the older posters gradually leave. There's nothing wrong with that, but it's a big change.
Thirdly, the trolling here got really bad at one point and probably scared a few off.

>> No.18830354

>>18830346
He is why men murder.
He is why men make war.
The beast within us all.

>> No.18830360

>>18830349
makes sense.

>> No.18830367

>>18830307
You're not, [portugese equivalent of "gringo"]. Just watch and enjoy.

>> No.18830371

>>18830349
Seems legit. Second doesn't really apply to me, the (few) experimental things I did were pretty well received. First and third absolutely.

>> No.18830374

>>18830367
But what if I want to touch?

>> No.18830378

>>18830374
Just start masturbating to them and see if they give you a hand.

>> No.18830383

>>18830347
I remember first finding the mge profiles on gurochan on their freakshow board, irc I think someone there was translating some of the profiles.

>> No.18830384

>>18830307
You're not. Once they noticed your stare they'd be quick to approach you, getting very close and making to that you're focusing on the right places. Be careful because once that ass is against your bulge it's over.

>> No.18830392

>>18830378
But that might result is being molested by a Brazilian Kunoichi!

>>18830384
Be careful about what?

>> No.18830400

>>18830374
Don't worry, it will touch you. >>18830378 has the right idea. That or you end up masturbating to each other, but that's kinda hot too. She'd still clean up.

>> No.18830404

>>18830392
it would be fun to tease them about sopa de macaco.

>> No.18830411

>>18830392
Be careful with the stealth alleyway assjobs that will make you addicted to them. If you're still hard after such on ordeal it would be like giving them an OK to getting down and blowing you off.

>>18830404
Is that what they call it after you came all over a kakuen's face and tits?

>> No.18830413

>>18830404
Is that the uma delicia thing? I think they'd just punch you if you said that.

>> No.18830415

>>18830343
Pointing out the weird attitude Beast's London has to the invasion is not shitposting, even if it does give rise to some entertaining conversations.

>> No.18830419

>>18830392
>trying to masturbate to big fat kakuen butts
>suddenly a tight, fit butt envelops your dick out of nowhere
>the immense pressure makes you cum from one stroke
>the butt disappears as quickly as it appeared, with your load still inside
>at least you don't have to clean up
Would you prefer a hard instant orgasm to actually fapping and edging to the kakuens?

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>>18830274
>I still can't bring myself to care about the hat meme story for the same reason.
Read nigga read

>> No.18830447

>>18830411
Brazilian Kunoichis sound like a menace for unaware foreigners. Imagine trying to take a shortcut through an alleyway and end up getting molested by three brown Kunoichis with huge rears.

>> No.18830458

>>18830415
What we need is a story like the umi osho but done by someone other than Beast

>> No.18830461

>>18830419
What if I want both?

>> No.18830471

>>18830445
I blame the discord for that shit, but you still brought it on yourself for starting this off during the height of the Lilim OC saturation.
Viccy turned out to be one of the few good ones that weren't made for an attention grab looking at you chowder but the stigma sort of stuck.

>> No.18830475

>>18830415
Not to mention Beast didn't have that much of a problem with some anons finding his setting a bit dark if you look too much into it.

>> No.18830480

>>18830458
You mean writefags writing stories set in other writefag settings?
I'd read the shit out of that in a few cases.

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>If a woman is attacked by a Mershark or struck by a weapon forged from their fangs, it seems like they'll often be transformed into a sea-dwelling monster such as a Nereid, Mermaid or Mershark.

Has anyone ever done a story about a human woman being monsterized by a mershark?

>> No.18830509

>>18830480
>Getting Silent back to write in Beast's setting
>Getting the guy who wrote that amazing Apsara story to write something in Losenis' setting
FUND IT

>> No.18830521

>>18830480
It's really the roulette that interest me
For example, everyone knows what they would do if moosesaga or vengance was in the hands of others
The roulette is a bigger wild card. Beast is okay about people writing their own roulettes, just keep to MGE.

>> No.18830556

>>18830447
One would appear in your front and if you tried to turn back you'd be met with the two others. Try surrendering instantly, offering your money and they might take it as you thinking they are whores. It would definitely be a bad move as your'd be pinned on the wall and groped all over.

>> No.18830557

>>18830521
>just keep to MGE.
Why is that when 90% of the writing content here is MGE?

>> No.18830563

>>18830557
Because everything else is shit.

>> No.18830580

>>18830556
So what would be the best course of action to deal with these alleyway molesters? Turn the tables on them?

>> No.18830582

>>18830563
I dont think that,

>> No.18830594

>>18830580
decoy shotas

>> No.18830596

>>18830557
It's a rule he made back when MGU was a thing worth going to.
The guy who made praxis wanted his monsters in there and beast wanted no part of that setting.

>> No.18830599

>>18830582
Well it's a good thing that I don't care about what you think.

>> No.18830602

>>18823712
Jokes on you. I love John Denver.

>> No.18830605

>>18830596
You forgot the part where the Praxis guy drew a shit image of his shit ripoff monsters crying with him and sent it to Beast.

>> No.18830607

>>18830594
That's lame.

>> No.18830610

>>18830605
What the fuck

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>>18830582
>comma
Did you click "Post" too soon or something?

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>>18830605
>the Praxis guy drew a shit image of his shit ripoff monsters crying with him and sent it to Beast.
Now this I gotta see.

>> No.18830625

>>18830623
Then go find it yourself, retard.

>> No.18830628

>>18830580
Not getting into the alleyways. God help you if you take the wrong turn and end up in a favela though, you'd be assaulted by all kinds of brown girls with huge butts.

>> No.18830639

>>18830628
Alright so the first places to go in MGE are the alleyways and the favelas. Thanks a whole bunch, anon.

>> No.18830652

>>18830628
I want to find the (single) monkey with the largest rear and give it a squeeze

>> No.18830665

>>18830623
Unfortunately I don't have it. Beast will though, and I hope he shares it with the class because it's hilarious.

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>>18830471
>but you still brought it on yourself for starting this off during the height of the Lilim OC saturation
People who bully lilims are not people. Although I do feel kinda miffed when out of ten mentions of Viccy, there's barely one that mentions her as a character in her story than just memes.
>>18830509
>>Getting the guy who wrote that amazing Apsara story to write something in Losenis' setting
Come again?

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Please don't forget Beelzebub-chan!

>> No.18830680

>>18830668
>Come again?
https://pastebin.com/u/D3lirium
I've just discovered that the MOTHERFUCKER HAS DELETED IT, but it was one of the most well written stories I've read from this place.

>> No.18830685

>>18830672
(X) Yes

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Be careful with what you say around monstergirl foreigners

>> No.18830700

>>18830639
Anon no! They will rape you until you can't cum anymore and then rape you some more. You'll be dragged around and used like a toy for a long, long time!

>>18830652
You just know she's going to turn around and press herself against you, getting a good feel of you too.

>> No.18830706

>>18830700
Thats fine, just means I get to see if her chest matches her ass.

>> No.18830710

>>18830610
>>18830623
https://imgur.com/a/MYs3p

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