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Alright so this is Imperishable Night. Imperishable Shit.

Ten Desires. More like ten donkey diarrhea

Fuuuuuuuck! Last time I saw so much shit on the screen was when I had explosive diarrhea.

Who is gonna be Mike?

>>18754350
Rabbitfucker Tewi

her own!

>>18754440
You fucker, now i can't stop imagining her with Bugs Bunny Mike voice.

>>18751726
What do you call this fetish again? Punching girls in the womb doesn't sound healthy.

>>18758748
"Ain't I a fockin' stinker"

>>18761762
>The womb

>>18751770
PCB is so beautiful.

>>18751594
I reckon she must have dug that game out by hand herself, going by that look.

>>18762415
>>18761762
It's called harapan.

SHE IS A NERD AND I HATE NERDS MORE THAN I HATE YOUKAIS

WHAT AN ASSHOLE.

She's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty danmaku that suck ass
She'd rather have a Keine
Take a diarrhea dump in her ear
She'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a card killed kappa and down it with saki
She's the angriest NEET you've ever heard
She's the Angry Nintendo NEET
She's the Angry Atari Sega NEET
She's the Angry Video Game NEET

>>18764413
I'm drinking rolling rock, ON the rolling rock

What a shitload of fuck

I WIPE MY ASS WITH THIS SPELLCARD

>>18771418
AND THEN THIS BITCH, COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND ACCUSES ME OF SCREWING UP THE MOON, and now I have to fight her? I don't even get a choice to argue? What a fucking piece of stinking dogshit.

>>18764434
I'm drinking tea... in EienTEA.

Hakurei? Hakufucking piece of dogshit. I hate this fucking shrine maiden!

>>18771544
TEA, EIENTEA.
...
YEAHH, TEA - IN - EIENTEA

This fucking judge bitch keeps sending me back to the start. What a load of shit

I love how in the credits, on the list of "Thanks to" they add "and you". Yeah, should be "and you for playing and sitting through the entirety of this pile of horseshit, asshole".

EXTRA EXTRA TENGU GOES MAD
HAVE SOME ASSIFIEDS
HERE YOU GO YOU DEITY DOUCHEBAGS
TEN MORE POINTS WITH A GRAZING OF FUCK YOU
BOMB WITH A CHANCE OF ASS KICKING
DEAR TOYOSATOMIMI NO MIKO, MAKE THEM EAT SHIT

Cowabunga

And you barely squeeze part the bullets, it's like trying to fit your fist down Mokou's throat.

>>18778651
Trying to fit your fist down Mokou's throat? More like trying to fit your boot up Mokou's ASS!

>>18758748
NYAAAAAA WHAAAAAT'S UP DOOOOOOC?!

>>18785182
>>18758748
>>18761910
Need someone to edit the footage of the Nerd beating the fuck out of Bugs but instead have it Eirin beat the shit out of Tewi

I JUST SHOOT A FAIRY BY SAYING FUCK

If I'm gonna play some danmaku, I've gotta start with the Highly Responsive to Prayers. Yeah! This is when danmaku were fuckin' damkau. Look at these titles. Bomb, Points, Danmaku, not this spell card shit. Just plain-ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no gimmick, no year, not named after a youkai, not named after a god, not named after the Divine Judge's pet goldfish, no Blazing Star "Fixed Star", Miracle "Night with Overly Bright Guest Stars", Sapphire Star! Simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as chockou the Mokou, as blunt as a Hell Raven BOMB, one compound word! It's motherfucking, goddamn, sons-of-bitchin', fuck fuck fucking DANMAKU!... And it's one of the worst games I've ever played in my life.

TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF

Let me ask a question: what do you get when you take a game that's ASS and you make it into a anime? You get a piece of shit! Now, if you get a piece of ass, that's a good thing. But, if you get a piece of shit, you don't want that!

"THE MORNING SUN HAS VANQUISHED THE HORRIBLE NIGHT." How about vanquish this horrible game?

Aya Shameimaru says, "You have my support." Okay, what the hell did she ever do for you? Stupid tengu leaf-waving bitch!

How come Nostalgia Critic ended up turning into a mismanaged tire fire while AVGN didn't?

>>18786090
Kickassia was a bigger flop than AVGN's movie

>>18786090
They both suck, and have for quite some time. When I looked back at their old stuff I didn't find it good either, though all the AVGN-like lines in this thread I find hilarious.

>>18786090
It's quite funny how old AVGN used to be skits and old NC used to be just him talking about stuff and now it's totally the opposite.

>>18758748
nnNNNN Fuck you.
I can't get it out of my mind now.

You know what's BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLSHIT?

Curved lasers.

Mokou's Birthday Blowout? More like Mokou's Birthday BEATING!

OH NO! IT'S BAD LUCK REISEN.

This games so boring it’s making me fall asleep. It’s as if the developers were trying to make you fall asleep

>>18785491
That one is the best episode.

>>18786563
Reisen is not bad luck, dude.

>>18786847
she was playing kancolle?

>>18786090
James knew the limits of his comedy, knew when to start putting the brakes on his AVGN character, and focused more on thoughtful reviews with hints of comedic timing later in his career. Doug is a spastic who tried to juggle a billion projects at once, abruptly tried to kill his golden goose, has very little self-awareness, and is only propped up by die hard fanbase, not his own talent. I still watch Cinemassacre from time to time desu

>>18790043
The AVGN vs Nostalgia Critic fight was pretty alright

The first thing that bugs me is the bullets. Why ofuda? Why not a sword, or magic lightning bolts, or fireballs, or a bomb, or undefined pixelized pieces of shit? Fucking anything but ofuda! What, is this game for little girls?!

>>18790043
And then you just see Doug’s downfall while james is still going as a creator, although much slower and spread out. They’re still quality, as seen by his Polybius review

So they told me to take a look at these Touhou games. Now, you guys know I love Godzilla so anything Toho is good in my eyes. The problem is that the first ones were released on PC-98. PC-98? The fuck is that? You mean Windows 98? Because I may like retro stuff but not even I am that old-fashioned.

But no, it turns out the PC-98 is a personal computer made in Japan, that also played games on floppy disks, sort of like the Commodore 64 in America. Well, that's real fucking nice, now I gotta buy some Japanese computer from the 80s to play this shit, because it's the only platform they were released in. These guys could learn a couple things from Doom, I can play that motherfucker on a fucking calculator!

>>18785528
One of my favorites episodes.

avgn should play touhou

Now we will be trying Ultramarine Orb Elixir. Now what the fuck is that? Well is allows you to see the immediate future.

>>18805389
But which one? I say TD

>>18800571
Your filename made me giggle, now I need to go rewatch the episode

>>18799635
is the cat dead?

>>18799635
James, stop posting and go write some scripts you nerd

AAASSSSSSSSSS

I love the Miracle Mallet. It's so bad....And I mean baaad. This thing is bad. Why need a mallet to gain power? What's wrong with this? (grabs the regular jeweled branch) Huh? I dunno. I thought this was okay, doing shit, you know, with a branch? So if anything, the Miracle Mallet, it's an interesting experiment in magic technology. But too bad they were just fuckin' jerkin' off! Like, why does it suck so bad? Well, I have one complaint - one fucking complaint about this mallet: It doesn't work. Now what's the most important aspect about any tool? Well, being able to fuckin' use it!

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!!!??

>>18786090
I think James is just a smarter guy.

He went it alone, he wasn't really angry at being known as the AVGN whereas Doug hated it.

He even got to fulfill his dreams by making a movie and all that, and he just seems like an all around passionate guy. I'm happy that he's avoided all of this drama throughout his entire career.

Shining Needle Castle? More like SHITTY NEEDY ASSHOLE!

Go yank your cock through your ass, you fucking butt-youkai! I got the Power Glove!

>>18786090
i really think it's just because AVGN kept it small instead of trying to launch an entire media brand centered around him
sure there's spinoff stuff, board james etc.
but it never got to NC's level

>>18818497
And with those spinoffs, they still had that same charm of the AVGN. Hell, I enjoyed board james just from how well edited they were

I just watched the latest avgn episode and it was a pretty alright.
I thought it would be a lot worse.

>>18818571
oh, shit. a new one? thanks.

>>18823560
well.. I was talking about the christmas episode, sorry for baiting you.

Who is Ryan?

>>18824495
Why would you lie on the internet?

>>18834451
It is the latest episode though, so technically he didn't lie, did he?

>>18818571
He's been really good since paperboy in general. Shame it's dead again.

i understand why kids play this game
its because they want to dodge brown bullets in touhoucrap