/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev I guess.

Hot sweaty tomboy centaur sex in the shower!

>>18814359
Aquatic girls are scary and I don't like them.

What monstergirls would love which sports?
Hellhounds would love football since you get to chase someone with a ball.

>>18814372
I wouldn't put it past onis or minotaurs.

I want a Troll meido, I would enjoy watching her clumsily handle my stuff with her huge hands trying not to destroy things or make a mess

>>18814374
I want a game of rugby where one team is oni and the other minotaurs and I am the ball

>>18814369
They're really nice once you get to know them.

>>18814385
Sounds like you just want to be manhandled.

>>18814389
yes, and?

>>18814372
I want a wolfu of some kind that plays baseball and has a long, beautiful ponytail she puts through the hole.

>>18814388
I don't want to.

Should vampires be spooky and say “uriiii” or imposing and shout “WRYYY” ?

"You are really asking for a good spanking, you know?"

>>18814406
That’s fine, just don’t be an asshole and we’ll all get along.

>>18814417
This is the last one right? You’re dare is done?

>>18814417
You gonna stop now?

>isekai anime using the mge world as a setting
could it work?

>>18814438
Only if the MC isn't a faggot and goes whole hearted into the spirit of it with the goal of building a harem.

>>18814417
Please ma'am may I have another

>>18814359
Gimme that kraken!

>>18814438
Only of it's porn otherwise you get another lame ecchi anime where all the girls are after the MC's dick for no reason and he ends up blue balled even though he's surrounded by willing women.

>>18814448
Evilest Cat is for giving the Cutest Kittens

>>18814368
Lazy NEET centaur sex!

>>18814466
That sounds like a good way to end up with a fat horse.

Make way for best snake.

>>18814431
Yeah, that was the 5th thread. Challenge completed.

>>18814438
Depends on the MC.

>>18814428
Yes, it is done.

>>18814448
Dumb cat.

>>18814487
>>18814480
GG Anon

>>18814359
Not gonna lie.
Getting viciously dommed by a Mershark is super hot to me.

>>18814440
GAHAHAHA!!

>>18814447
Imagine if they have the sex, but it’s not shown.
>They’re going about their day
>She gives him the bedroom heart pupil eyes
>He nervously smiles back at her
>She pounces on him
>Jump cut to a short narrated page from the encyclopedia
>Jump cut back to them, the girl smiling warmly and the guy exhausted with messy hair and clothes.

What kind of dress would you make your maid wear?

Which monster girl would listen to black metal the most?

I think my watch is broke, it seems to be permanently stuck on rape'o'clock.

>didn't get to do my confession before the thread ended
I want to come home to my Alice imouto
I want her fat bottom in lap while I play video games

>>18814540

>>18814539
Something designed to accommodate thicc proportions and monster bits. Something engineered by the finest Demon Realm tailors and fashion designers basically.

>>18814466
I want to laze around and use my NEET centaur as a giant, soft, warm pillow.

>>18814540
This is a bad question.

>>18814503
As it should be

>>18814544
Amazing how we're only missing three of these girls in the game

>>18814539
What ever she feels is appropriate. She knows more about the profession than I do.

>>18814539
Classy but with an open back and visible bust.
Weekend cleaning would be bikini day so I can 'bully' the pudgster kiki and inspect the muscled jinko

>>18814557
It was a question I needed to ask.

>>18814540
Black metal sucks so probably centaurs and voremons.

>>18814448
molest face

>>18814583
Fuck off vore-fag

>>18814583
>Black metal sucks so probably centaurs and voremons.

I can tell you listen to rap.

>>18814539
I'd just take whatever she normally wears and add a cleavage window. Maybe lace it up a bit.

>>18814539
A wedding dress.

>>18814466
Sandworms will always be queen of the NEETs

>>18814539
>Implying she doesn't just crash in my house, dressed as a maid and doing housework while I'm out.
>Always wearing a too-short skirt when I get back, if anything at all
>Then develops a sadistic streak when she knows I'm back-ed up
"Oh dear master! It seems your prized rod is in desperate need of polishing."
"Allow me"
"Ufufufu..."

>>18814539
Short, so i always have a view of her butt

>>18814583
>voremons

>>18814539
A latex one!

>>18814483
a guy with an offputting enough personality that he isn't instantly husbanded away.

>>18814539
More or less exactly what is pictured.

>>18814527
I would literally hunt down the creators and murder them if that happened.

>>18814637
Relax, there’s always the uncensored BD.

https://justflipacoin.com

Flip a coin. Tails get you princess carried and raped by her. Heads get you bitchslapped
>and then carried away and roughly raped anyway because I just dont have the stomach to script an actual MG rejection event

>>18814648
Get that coin away. If I wanted to fuck a man, I'd bone an alp.

>>18814648
>Tails
Good end. I only ask that she doesn't snu-snu me too hard.

>>18814648
>grab a buff monster girl chest
>she see it as an invitation

>>18814539
5

>>18814665
>>18814648
I'd look up a titty musclemonster's chest, don't know if I'd grope it if we weren't already a pair.

>>18814598
You can't tell shit, actually. Enjoy your makeup and duck vocalists and sick one-note riffs though. And stay safe, I wouldn't want you to get hurt on your footlong decorative spikes while playing in the forest.

>>18814598
>>18814673
What if I hate both genres?

>>18814673
Did a black metal fan or musician piss in your cornflakes this morning?

>>18814672
02 is not an Oni

Big scoop! White Horn puts ketchup on her fancy steak!

>>18814672
Always remember childhood promises you make to monster girls.

>>18814694
I really gotta write that Rata story, but I have to finish my current story first.

>>18814693
What is she then?

>>18814694
Big scoop, Rata-chan is going to have two Big Scoops after she gets that delivery of holst milk!

>>18814694
All the fluffy went to her tail
I want a rata that's soft all over!

>>18814648
Slap-free snu it shall be.

>>18814715
A genetically altered humangirl.

How would you do to a battle-scarred monster girl that's never been treated like a woman

>>18814710
What happens if I forget?

>>18814726
But she has red skin! She looks like a Oni to me!

>>18814719
Holst milk doesn't make beasts grow and is recommended by the sabbath.

>>18814727
Buy her sweets.

>>18814728
Rape.

>>18814732
Yes it does anon, that part isn't actually thread cannon.
Holst milk only doesn't make breasts grow in the case of lolis of the sabbath

>>18814727
>How would you do to

>>18814726
I thought it had something to do with dinosaurs?

>>18814743
No it doesn't. Show me in the world guide. The extra thick version is a cursed item but neither version mentions breast expansion.

>>18814736
Never before has Schizophrenia been so sexy.

>>18814758
>Not only is this holstaur milk delicious, it is full of nutrients, and of course it also has the effect of boosting their husband's stamina, which pleases all the monsters. Even those monsters and incubi who frequently spend a lot of time having sex can enjoy even healthier and more active sexual relations if the couple drinks this milk everyday. It also has the effect of maintaining the resilience and luster of the breasts, and sometimes it can even have a breast-enlarging effect.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Holstaur_Milk

Would you a French dragon?

>>18814768
Yes, although I'd still argue they both need to be angels, maybe valks, for it to really work.

The arturia's are the ones you make dragons due to actually having dragon influences.

>>18814761
Schizophrenia=/=multiple personalities you dumbass.

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>18814768
I don't see Jeanne being a dragon, but sure.

>>18814768
Isn’t that flag supposed to be plain white?

But in all seriousness, I prefer French Tritonias.

>>18814777
The Jeannes would be angels.
People keep making her a dragon because Orleans had a shitton of wyverns in it.

>>18814774
>implying I know anything about psychology

>>18814775
Welcome back

>>18814768
Yes, I would French a dragon.

>>18814715
a dinosaur, but not an Oni

>>18814783
Your Google-fu is weak.

>>18814768
oui-oui, baguette
hon hon hon

>>18814778
>Isn’t that flag supposed to be plain white?
Shouldn't you be on FreeRepublic screeching about vaccines?

>>18814810
ANON NO
WE TOOK A WRONG TURN

>>18814782
I feel that Valkyries would be better.
They'd still be perfect no matter what.

>>18814826
Dibs on the one below the top right Jinko.

>>18814826
More like a right turn.
Give me a bengal jinko.

>>18814827
That they would.
Also, fluffy wing brushes

Childhood oni friend is for adventuring together with!

>>18814774
theres no need for name calling anon.

>>18814836
I want to form an adventuring party of A minotaur, holstaur, hakutaku and ushi oni!

>>18814826
>Motherfucker!! welcome to Jinko land
Wow rude

>>18814844
Cow party cute party

>>18814836
But she's dressed for breeding, not adventuring!

>>18814822
Aren’t you supposed to be talking about monster girls in the monster girl thread?

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3078313

>>18814836
I want to go clubbing with an Oni!
As in, hitting things with a club.
Maybe baseball?

>>18814826
I like this one.

>>18814856
deep throat

>>18814855
It's alright as long as I don't post an offtopic image isn't it?
Also where do you stick it in? You can clearly see that there's nothing where the pussy should be.

>>18814836
Was that mofu raised in a barn? It’s very impolite to burp.

>>18814873
M A M A N O
A
N
A

makes it appear as needed.

>>18814873
KC' S profiles never have nipples or vaginas.

>ywn see a high ranking demon general arrive to your city
>ywn see her surrounded at all times with her officers and aides as she marches about, always appearing busy and on duty
>ywn feel what aura of authority and command she exhudes, with everyone almost instinctively stepping aside no matter where she is, no matter who it is even if they have never seen her before
>ywn be captivated by her sight almost immediately just like many others, even though you're just a run of the mill civilian, basically nothing next to her subordinates let alone herself
>ywn come to resign yourself to the fact that she must already have a lover or even husbando, it's not like anyone would dare say no to her, or resist should she insist, something everyone else also imagines as well
>ywn decide 'fuck it' and go all in for that minuscule 0.001% chance, regardless of how difficult it'd be to even approach her
>ywn attempt to figure out a way to get to her, seeing her always busy and with something in mind whenever she goes out, always with others making it too difficult an approach
>ywn attempt the organized approach by trying to arrange a visit to her in person
>ywn go through bureaucratic hell due to the ridiculousness of a civilian attempting to contact a general directly
>ywn put up with days upon days of nothing but mindlessly going around past so many of those that organize visits for her, secretary after secretary of the lowest level, going higher and higher till after lots of stress you finally manage to get to her personal secretary and arrange for an encounter
>ywn start sweating bullets when the day finally arrives and you have zero clue what so say, having forgotten any and all plans on what to do in all your nervousness, surely if she thought it a joke extremely bad things would happen to you
>ywn be invited into her office and coldly asked what you want, as if it was a simple business visit or otherwise formal event
>ywn swallow your fear and ask her out on a date, sweating even more bullets after seeing her silent and staring at you with a deadpan expression
>ywn be asked to repeat what you said, to repeat it and see the same lack of reaction
>ywn be asked if it's a sick joke, feeling your heart cave in, fear of what'll happen to you seeping in as you attempt to deny it
>ywn be silenced as her heels click against the floor in slow steps towards you, to then be asked what made you believe that was a smart thing to attempt
>ywn explain yourself on how you were captivated by her since the first day
>ywn be asked as to what made you believe she didn't have a lover already, feeling as if your heart was getting repeatedly stabbed with each word of hers still as cold as the first one
>ywn say in defeat that you don't know anymore, maybe it was stupid to believe someone like her wouldn't have a lover already, maybe you should've listened to that voice in your head at the start
>ywn hear her snicker, seeing her smile at you, hearing her soft words saying you were right, she doesn't have a lover, nobody ever approached her specifically because of everyone fearing what you feared at the start
>ywn hear her remark on how courageous you must've been, for a civilian to attempt approaching a general of all people
>ywn see her step closer, to whisper into your ear that she was imagining it would be a visit that'd take a fair while so now she has most of the day free, and that she accepts the date
>ywn a month later wake up in bed, unable to get out due to her using you as a daki as both of you still recover from the session that threatened to break the bed in half the night before

>>18814856
ok so I finally decide to look her up and see what her deal is, and jesus fucking christ that is creepy.

Jinko titjobs!

>>18814899
I see a nipple

>>18814898
No shit, its a spider

>>18814710
>Promise childhood Unicorn friend marriage when older
>Get raped by a Manticore with an upload to TAILED.COM to boot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsS_VMzY10I

>>18814848
Why not both? breeding sessions AFTER heavy drinking celebrations AFTER conquering a slime fortress!

>>18814903
and a bunch of other things apparently.

>>18814899
I'd fuck love to have a Jinko Daidouji and Kunoichi Rin as my wives.

>>18814694
>talking shit about my waifu
I’m about to hit her with a libel case if she doesn’t shut her damn trap.
Wight Horn-san likes steak sauce sometimes and knows not to destroy the taste with ketchup.

>>18814904
Time for Unicorn to become a Bicorn and make sure that Manticore gets a nice and thorough rape.

>>18814902
No, no that’s simply her STAR THUMB https://youtube.com/watch?v=B69_-ouSvio

>>18814910
I'm with you.
A Kat of some sort would be needed as well.
Gib me an Ochi Ikaruga and Dark valk Miyabi too.

>>18814916
Nah I'm pretty sure that's a nipple.

>>18814826
>calls me a motherfucker
>grab her by the shoulders and tell her “give me about nine months and I will be”
>proceed to mating press her in front of her entire tribe

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=68193667

>>18814934
Cute butterfly

>>18814921
You got some pretty good taste right there, anon. Personally I'd swap out Ikaruga with an Echidna Yozakura and add a Kunoichi Asuka along with a Salamander Homura.

>>18814939
Do they get humans in their stomach when they get flustered?

>>18814915
>She is holding down the manticore with her enormous hefty horse half
>”Ufufufu~ I understand you like my husband too. It’s reasonable, he is the perfect man after all. It’s a shame you made me lose my purity though. I love him so much, I need to make sure you’re worthy of him. Thrash about all you want, but you’re tail will do you no good. You know where his massive dick is going right? If you can make it through the night, you can join us as my sister wife. By the way, I’ll be taking those spines. Just in case he needs a reload while filling your womb! Tehehe~”

How fast can a Greenworm move?

>>18814942
Vorefag get out.

>>18814941
I agree on Homu and Asuka but I would need to put a limit somewhere as there are too many good Senrans that get better as monster girls.

I've also debated a Holst Kat to explain her love of big breasts and possibly causing them. along with tentacle to cover the groping.

>>18814956
>Holst Kat
>not giving it to the most obvious one

>>18814965
Anon, I'm not saying she should be a holst because she'd already BE one.

Kat is one I still can't figure one out for.

>>18814953
Depends upon her motivation. I bet you can guess the top 3.

>>18814956
>>18814971
Maybe she'd be a Dragon?

How can other Wonderland girls even compete?

I make no guarantees but I'mma try to write something this weekend. Something with lolis in it. Like a Redcap short.

>>18814974
You can't just stick a dragon on everything and expect it to work.

Kat is smug, not haughty.
So you either play off the smug or the chest loving.

>>18814973
No

>>18814975
If they get to the lost anon first.

For the girls in Wonderland, it’s survival of the fittest in trying to claim new men when they enter.

>>18814694
I want to tease the Rata who writes the Sabbath Newsletter!!

>>18814994
How would a newsletter for the Sabbath even look like? Would it just look like a normal church newsletter? Or like an edition of Cosmo?

>>18814987
What about a Cheshire? That way she can warp around and grope all of her friends and you easily.

>>18815004
That would actually work pretty good.
Just makes it more rewarding when you manage to grope her back too.

>>18814993
What happens when two of them get to the lost anon at the exact same time?

>>18814993
Jokes on them!
I have shit taste and like fatties

>>18815000
Probably like a church newsletter, talking about upcoming events and recent announcements. Of course, there might be cute interviews with some members, sharing stories about their oniichan.

Either way, I'm gonna bully that loli-Rata.

>>18815018
That's a tea party. One rides anon until the hatter yells to change places.

>>18815014
That'd mean she has a lot of love for you, anon. You better take responsibility.

>>18815042
But who gets to keep the anon in the end?

>>18815018
I imagine they would have a few different ways of sorting it out.
>They could settle it over a spot of tea with anon acting as the picnic blanket (one sitting on his face and one sitting in his dick)
>The could have a lewd-ness competition to see which he reacts more too
>Start a harem
>Play a game of Wonderland chess or cards to determine the winner
>Simply ask him who he likes better
>Ask the Queen of Hearts to arbitrate
>The secret Wonderland technique to win any man: GRAB HIM AND RUN!

>>18815044
Oh, I would.
That Kat would have Kittens before long.
All the kittens.
Gonna watch her be smug about the larger chest.

>>18815050
But once Kat gets knocked up you can bet the other girls would be expecting the same.

>>18815035
What happens when Sabbath Rata-chan scores an interview with KDF?

>>18815047
Who says it ends?

>>18815035
Bapho-chan looks super cute when she's pouting

>>18815064
Nothing because he's probably devoted to fucking his loving wife and prepubescent daughter.

>>18815062
You say that like its a bad thing.

I mean, besides Rin, Yozakura, and probably Asuka, who else would one need to watch out for?

>>18815064
>latex and BDSM gear sales skyrocket

>>18815088
Miyabi and you know exactly why.

>>18815097
I know she wants to rebuild it but that's going to take a long, long time.
I'm also not letting my daughterus kill folks for money or similar reasons.

Although I would tell her she looks quite cute when pregnant

I need an aggressive Canadian Yeti hockey fan.
>"Here's what's gonna happen if you shit talk Gretzky again bud, I hit you, you hit the pavement, ambulance hits sixty."
>"Give yer balls a tug, titfucker."
>"Tell your boyfriend he needs to top up the pay-as-you-go phone he got me so I can keep facetiming him late at night."

>>18815116
even if she's an Oilers fan?
or a Penguins cheerleader?

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please accept the fact that kunoichi could sneak into your bed at any moment and at least list some preferences for your girls.

>>18815128
Fluffy tail, and/or arms and legs.

>>18815110
The only people your daughters would be killing would be ones that truly deserve it. Get ready for a lot of boyfriends to be introduced by your daughters and granddaughters once they're old enough.

>>18815128
I'll take just about any kind of Kunoichi, even a vanilla one.
Even a brown vanilla Kunoichi

>>18815138
I'll be ready, the question will be if my pelvis isn't replaced by adamantine by that point and if Homu's gotten into a 'rivalry' with her sister wife Asuka over seeing which can have the most/carry the most kids.

>>18815074
Witches are for ____!

>>18815144
That is nice.
Brown is a nice color for them.

>>18815136
They can do that quite easily.
Kitsune Kunoichi on the way!
Or some sort of hybrid species of kunoichi

>>18814480
>>18814487
Come back every now and then

>>18815116
I just want a RedGreen-esque Gremlin. Who cares about the laws of physics, we’ve got sex, magic, and the Handyman’s Secret Weapon.

>>18815156
Anon no, she's but a simple handywoman.
Its been forever since I've watched that show.

>>18815156
>Gremlin makes a full blown mech out of duct tape

>>18815151
It would be a great color. They'd have a much easier time at hiding in that dark that way.

>>18815128
She and I need to be normal and loving in public. I’m okay getting freaky in the sheets, as long as it’s all consensual, agreed upon, and loving.

>>18815146
Well I'd imagine that some gold old Demonic Energy would be able to fix your pelvis worries and I'd bet that Homu and Asuka would have competitions over a lot more than baby making when it comes to your and your other wives.

>>18815167
ANon no, do you know how many kunoichi snuggle-bugs you just got?

>>18815128
>preferences for your girls.
Big butts
im a slut for them

>>18815128
Flat chest
Big butt
Eight legs
Hime cut

>>18815171
>Asuka and Homu try to see who is better at tit jobs, raising kids, and doing all those things in what becomes less a rivalry and more a friendly competition.
>Kat is fine because, while she probably ends up with less kids, she gets to enjoy the other girls large breasts from pregnancy.
>Rin finally has kids and a husband
>MIyabi is building a clan in her own race but its hard to be an edge-lord with a loving husband calling you cute, a bunch of cute daughterus, and some friendly wives.

Best harem, and that's going with just these girls.
Would take off Ochi Murakumo's mask and repeatedly call her cute while kissing her forehead.

>>18815160
In case you haven’t seen: https://youtube.com/channel/UCsfIjK5sy9Upzcf316Xpytw

>>18815162
If we can make a canoe out of coolers or a luxury stretch limo out of a city bus, we ought to be able to figure something out.

>>18815172
How many?

>>18815184
>tfw read this to the tune of the Fairly Odd Parents theme song

>>18815177
Well, the biggest will make their way towards you.

>>18815184
Arachne/Jurou-Gumo kunoichi hybrids are on the way

>>18815191
Oh my.

>>18815193
3 minimum

>>18815172
I should warn them, I’m a complete normal fag in almost all aspects except for being open to try anything once. My favorite “position” would be hugging each other while thrusting into each other. Also, Lolis need not apply

>>18815190
I wonder how Daidouji would be. She'd probably be fine so long as she'd with Rin.

>>18815190
>>18815216
Also, don't forget all of the baby pictures where Miyabi is smiling harder than she ever has while holding her daughters.

>>18815116
>Tell your boyfriend he needs to top up the pay-as-you-go phone he got me so I can keep facetiming him at night
Your paws are too big for a phone and your fur smells like old Timbits, go hug your Gretzky daki snowpuff

>>18815203
thank you, im going to grope and knead that butt

>>18815194
Having a fairy to help you survive school and everyday life would be pretty nice. Does she come with some level of wish-granting abilities?

>>18815215
Well I don't see anything bad about that. I would be pretty happy about waking up to being surrounded by Kunoichis that love cuddling.

>>18815116
>Canadians
>aggressive

>>18815216
Laid back, tough, and the kind that just picks you up and carries you to bed.
Cuddling would be her holding you to herdespite her being tiny.
But yes, she'd be fine so long as she was with Rin.

>>18815222
Most definitely.
She be so monumentally happy in each picture that one would think it was someone else.
She probably is a bit strict with the kids but melts into joy when a new one is born.

It is really time for me to sleep now.

>>18815150
Cuddling.

>>18815227
God help you, you may not be prepared for what comes your way.

>>18815230
You don't understand, this is advanced snuggling.

>>18814493
I am very interested in this

>>18815235
Have a good rest, anon. Dream of Senran monster girls having a happy life.

>>18815237
What's so special about snuggling?

>>18815227
Good choice, anon.

>>18815231
>He's never seen a hockey fight
>He only knows about Canadians based off of city liberals and shithead politicians.

>>18815227
You have no idea how fucking badly I want a Valentine Kunoichi in my life.

>>18815035
What are they saying?

I wanna be sandwiched between and fucked by a pair of cheshire cat twins

>>18815116
>Canadian Ice Mamono breaking in to high school hockey rinks to rage-molest the opposing team if they lose

>>18815266
Something about taking the train to the station.

>>18815263
It fits so well!

Praying works

Start praying and you will become a better person

An abyssal offereing you her gaping pink hole

>>18815284
Is there a dark priest version of bible camp?

>>18815282
I'd pull her mask down and kiss her scar no matter how hard she rapes me after. God Valentine would be absolutely perfect as a Kunoichi.

>>18815299
Yes.

How does one deal with tiny mgs?

>>18815309
Get the flyswatter.

>>18815290
Not when she's eating it.

>>18815150
Summoning cuter familiar and then being abandoned

>>18815309
>>18815313
That, or RAID.

Or a plastic cup if you don't want to remove bug.

>>18815290

oh, i got a donut for her in return

https://sarasheahopkins.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/6a00c2252678b38e1d00d09e56387dbe2b.jpg

>>18815309
Tape them down on your desk and rape them with q-tips.

Succubus maid best maid.

>>18815150
Group activities

>>18815324
Cow maids are superior. Free milk daily

People think dragon fairys are cute but the red and black ones will steal the coins right out of your wallet!

>>18815342
All hail the dark queen! Her's is the domain of the living room couch, inside and out! Yay, she is the most beneficent one!

>>18815337
Would you prefer a big, chilled jug or 'fresh-squeezed'?

>>18815324
Not on the level of a kiki for cleaning, but superior at performing night duties.

>>18815351
There's enough there for both.

>>18815351
from the tap

>>18815334
I want to fill those asses with my seed

>>18815357
A-Anon! You're being far too forward! She's just a humble maid!

>Please look at my dance closely

>>18815395
n-no im committed to my kunoichi butt

>>18815405
Choreographed like the dance in Haruhi?

>>18815405
Like she'd need to ask. I really would like to see her dance though.

>>18815413
Choreographed with love.

>>18815376
Fine. Fresh-squeezed and we can work up from there

>>18815433
Nice

>>18815409
Dark Elves are pretty open-minded. I'm sure she wouldn't mind you having a side-booty.

>Confronting a Wolf Girl delinquent about her smoking.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9cN7maCm0s

https://i.imgur.com/zXDyMbM.jpg
Slimes are versatile!

>>18815313
>>18815319
>>18815321
CEASE

Please report any missing, lost, troublesome or wayward fae-species to your local fairy kingdom knight. They don’t want any trouble, they just want to make sure they’re safe. If you want to mary one however, just send a letter and we can help you arrange a ceremony and/or provide the Titania’s blessing.

>Nurse Kraken will see you now.

>>18815458
Cute paws just waiting to be kissed.

>>18815483
Some nurses take advantage of those in their care.

>>18815483
>injection

>>18815490
Nurse Flayer of the Psychiatric Treatment ward! Cute!

>>18815459
He’s right you know. Smoking is smelly and gross for trying to be intimate.

>>18815495
I'd take one from her no matter what these threads say about things like that.

Don't reply to them.

>>18815490
>>18815501
YOU'RE A KID NOW
YOU'RE A SQUID NOW

>>18815512
Who is this "them" you speak of?

>>18815507
Surprise! She wasn't talking about putting anything up your butt! It's actually a perfectly normal needle full of apop venom!

>>18815518
My answer remains unchanged. I'll take it.

>>18815518
Im actually more comfortable with the previous implication than venom/poison/drugs

What has science done?
Good job, Lich-san!

>>18815548
Good thing she's only wearing half a dress, she'd explode out of it otherwise.

>>18815529
I'm sure she can arrange another experiment.

>>18815548
>That fucking face
God just fuck off you wiki browsing faggot.

>>18815548
Looks to me like a Jiangshi Otohime Wight.

>>18815548
We must explore her further for science.

>>18815554
Ayy lmao

>>18815554
>he doesn't recognize buck satan
While buck certainly isn't a shining beacon of good people, your newfag is showing.

>>18815548
The final boss of the Mist Continent Graveyard level!

>>18815582
Undead bossfights?

>>18815548
Like my milsurp rifles I demand stock, this is the Buuba'd milsurp of Jiangshi

How slutty of a armor can you make a ochimusha wear before her pride says no?

>>18815592
>That ass
Scared but also an erection

>>18815612
This.

>>18815592
Be honest, would you?

>>18815648
No, gross.

>>18815648
With some mamanobama that face would turn out just fine.

>>18815648
nah, if I go that big i demand definition., and less corpsey

>tfw you will never be the only man banned from P'orcers because you keep knocking up the wait staff and making them your wives
My love of breed sows is too strong

>>18815697
>no visible p´orcine features on the violet-haired girl in the back
Is she a human who wants to learn the way?
Love the visible pubes on the chief

>>18815697
That Orc on the far left is extremely cute, would definitely promote to Overlord

>>18815648
Where is it?

>>18815701
Ears are probably blocked by the B'orc's horn and hand, though she does look pretty meek for a P'orc

>>18815701
>Have you ever raided a village?
>No
>Have you ever found a mate, like a real husband?
>Nah, nah
>Do you have a curly tail?
>Nuh-uh
>Alright! I can see that I'll have to teach you, how to be P'orcs!

>>18815726
>>18815714
I would gladly train her to be a p'roper p'orc.
Where there's a whip there's a way~

>>18815726
Here’s a little lesson in Thiccery

The cornered rat will bite the cat.

>>18815728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y

Fuck you got the song stuck in my head again.

>>18815829
Is this one of those optical illusions, or is she actually skipping forward and back?

>>18815856
She's skipping forward and back.

>>18815869
Whoa, whoa that's not huggable at all!

>>18815874
Gotta have some way to defend yourself against bullies.

>>18815881
She's like a cute Alex Mercer.

So how about those digital monster girls.

>>18815927
What about them?

>>18815938
Archangel Anti-Virus will protect me!

Angery wife doodle

>>18816025
What was done to upset this heckwan?

>>18816039
I forgot to take her for her morning walkies.

You're chilling at the beach when this Mermaid waves at you, what do?

The concept of safe sex would change drastically with monster girls.
"Use protection" would become "It's safest for you if you cum inside."

>>18816150
I feel like contraception would face a sharp drop in demand once MGs become a majority. The three principle uses for contraception are (1) preventing STD transmission (2) preventing unwanted pregnancies from one night stands and (3) family planning.

(1) and (2) is theoretically addressed by Mamonobama(TM), the Church of Eros, and the generally possessive nature of MGs. Bicorns may be an exception, but even there one would imagine they have a traditional remedy for STDs.

(3) would also be less of an issue since MGs don't get pregnant easily.

>>18816150
that reminds me about one doujinshi
>fug the plant
>pull out at last second
>i told you to come inside!
>why
>i get pregnant with my skin

>>18816180
Or Girtablilus who get pregnant with oral.

It ain't easy being dead.

>>18816084
Warn her about Swordbro!!

Alone with mastah at last.

Big, soft, jinko maids!

>>18816696
Tigers should be big and hard, not soft.

>>18816702
Maids are not supposed to be hard though!
These tigers have appropriately compensated to be big and soft, but also strong enough for maid work.

The ultimate maid!

>>18816418
It is though, you just stay ded and that's it.

>>18816710
A woman's softness does not befit an apex predator.

>>18816717
It does when she's hunting in the home!
It also comes with the benefit of a large bottom and chest for said tiger!

>>18816722
In my opinion she should remain as fit as she was in the special forces. You may never know when someone kidnaps her young master and she has to go on a rampage in some South-East Asian hellhole.

>>18816740
Please, that's for the montage!
Until then, she should be soft as possible to be comfortable for him and giving him more places to feel up!
Those days are behind her!

>>18816747
It's a moot point anyway as a tiger is not a valid option.

>>18816753
Tiger is always a valid option despite what the story says!

>>18816755
Remove Jinko.

>>18816753
>moot
Who?

>>18816766
Kiki just needs to step up her game!
A larger chest would help her overtake that cat!

>>18816783
A big chested Assassin you say?

>>18816805
Yes, bigger than that of the big fat merc cat

>>18816805
>>18816856
>Busty assassin kiki And strongfat Jinko meidos

I want them

Oh hey we're back.

>tfw still confusing Rata with Rat
How do I KYS

Why was the site down this time?

Maids are olev!

>>18816950
>When meido gets so mad she kills the site

I missed you bros

Are there things you'd like drawn and don't mind if it's shit?

>>18817025
You kidding right I fucking hate this people

>>18817031
My ideas are too complex.

>>18817031
Cute orc doing a cute thing

You know, I occasionally think of how nice it'd be to marry a nice evil monster girl and have children with her, but then I get stuck babysitting my nephew again.

>>18817057
>Evil monstergirl with the nicest man you'll ever meet as her husband

Are we back?

>can't post images
List your top ten

>>18817072
>always drift towards evil mgs
>realize you are evil yourself

hmm

>>18817088
In no particular order.

Lich
Kunoichi
Automaton
Demon
Ochimusha
Khepri
Hinezumi
Holstaur
Minotaur
Kakuen

>>18817088
No order but....
Cheshire
Holst
Orc
Familiar
Salamander
Minotaur
Apophis
High Orc
Jinko
Kikimora

>At local bar grabbing a drink
>Group of Succubi (and one Oni, the big red kind) stagger in with a chorus of obnoxious laughter. The small of perfume and alcohol lingers around them like an atmosphere.
>Oni is the odd one out. She stands about three heads taller than any of the Succubi. When she smiles it's forced and awkward. Her eyes meander around the bar and she only occasionally responds to something being said. Looks like she can't keep up.
>They settle in and appropriately order a round of shots. Specifically, a round of 'red-headed sluts. You figured they were just being annoying or trying to make the bartender blush until the drinks finally come and you realize they're picking on the big red girl in their group
>One of the Succubi points to her drink, a cranberry-colored shotglass. You can't help but notice that the Oni seems disappointed in the size of them. The Succubus encunciated clearly. "Red...head-ded...slut."
>She gestures and, in response, the Oni ATTEMPTS to respond back with the worst broken English you've ever heard. "R-...reddo...h-...hed-da-do sruttu."
>The gaggle of half-drunk hens responded with uproarious laughter, to which the Oni reacted with an awkward, self-conscious chuckle. She averted her eyes and shifted her feet, seemingly unsure of whether or not she was in on the joke or not.
>Time passes. More rounds of drinks are ordered. Oni finally finds the eloquence and confidence to order something a little more stout and VERY QUICKLY powers through several boilermakers.
>You can't help but notice that, more and more, they seem to be looking your way.
>Eventually notice the Succs giggling nefariously as one whispers into the Oni's ear. For just a moment you can see her gesture towards you as she spoke to the taller woman.
>After another drink and a bit more encouragement the 'pack' she manages to shuffle over and park herself on the stool next to yours.
>She turns to face you directly, an awkward move that forces your attention to her.
>She straightens her spine, clears her throat, puffs out her chest. She stutters briefly before managing to speak. "I-...I AM-U...MAH-SHEEN!"
>The Succs try not to lose it. The Oni looks to them nervously and one composes herself just enough to wave at her as if to say 'Keep going'.
>"Ahhhh...I A-...eto...MAH-SHEEN! MAHSHEEN! What...kind."
>You try to help. "...What kind of machine?"
>"Ah? YESSU! MAH-SHEEN! WHAT KIND!?" She strikes her chest with her fist, leaning forward with a sudden surge of confidence. "SEKUSU MAH-SHEEN!"
>The Succubi have no response other than laughter. Even you have to suppress a smirky kinda chuckle.
>Oni seems pleased at first. She looks over to her group with happy anticipation only to be met with uproarious laughter. That big, toothy smile finally curls down into a sad droop as she seems to realize.
>Her shoulders sink, posture loosening. It almost looks like she's about to try and crawl into her own chest for safety. She avoids eye contact with you.
>"I apo-...uh...I am so-rry." She forces up a smile but you can tell it's hardly being held together. It's crooked. Soft. It looks like it hurts to hold it. "They said was...fahnny. Fahnny joke. So-rry."

>>18817124
That Oni is getting taken home.

>>18817088
-Kikimora
-Shoggoth
-Cyclops
-March Hare
-Automaton
-Inari
-Succubus
-Holstaur
-Mershark
-Oomukade

>>18817124
Cute oni.
I can only see her as strongfat and busty.
The cutest combination

>>18817124
Gonna order all the drinks possible and put it on those Succubi’s tabs!

>>18817124

>tfw no giant sekusu masheenu to pound doggystyle

>>18817124
Maybe the two of us could drink together.

>>18817124
I will goddamn near propose to this giant red haystack in front of those cruel sluts.

>>18817072
I want his to happen to me. I’d love to be the doting househusband to an evil MG.
I’ll spoil her generals too during the meetings.

>>18817088
Automatons
Familiars
Living Armors
Golems
Shoggoths
Wights
Liches
Phantoms
Dark Knights
Jubjubs

>>18817088
Wight
Anubis
Lich
Fox
Dragon
Demon
Salamander
Dark Mage
Jiang-shi

>>18817088
Vampire
Amazon
Dark Mage
Apophis
Kraken
Griffon
Demon
Pharaoh
Mershark
Titania

Honourable mention: Red Oni

>>18817176
What if you were to kiss her cheek and give her a head pat right there

>>18817088
Kikimora
Shoggoth
Kikimora
Shoggoth
Kikimora
Shoggoth
Kikimora
Shoggoth
Kikimora
Shoggoth

>>18814359
Are we back yet?

How do you feel about devil boobs, anons?

>>18817285
They're flat, don't want no flatties.

>>18817088
Holstaur
Hakutaku
Minotaur
Yeti
Titiana
Troll
Demon
Cyclops
Unicorn
Centaur

>>18817294
But what if they're big?

>>18817285
I enjoy them on the shortstacks or the oppai lolis.

>>18817124
>flirting/dirty talk in broken English
I’m gonna make out with her right there in the bar while flicking off those succubi.

>>18817088
Crow Tengu
Lich
Demon
Shoggoth
Vampire
Mindflayer
Lamia
Kikimora
Ochimusha
Hellhound

>>18817088
-Holstuar
-Troll
-Jiangshi
-Kunoichi
-Alice
-Cupid
-Ochimusha
-Rataoskr
-Ryu
-Unagi Joro

Top two will probably never change the rest changes depending on how I feel.

>>18817177
I have a feeling if monstergirls become real there would be a lot of anons at those meetings hanging out while their waifus plan to take over the world.

>>18817300
And here we see a man who decided to defy the warnings and drank the tap water in a Hathorite town.

>>18817088
Lich
Kamitachi
Devil
Demon
Sahuagin
Mantis
Succubus
Hakutaku
Salamander
Holstaur

>>18817177
>Evil overlords husband acts like a father to her generals.
>Makes dad jokes

>>18817342
>A bunch of random anons sitting at a round table drinking and talking about their waifu's latest shenanigans

Yes

>>18817423
>Also acts as a mentor to that ambitious young incubus who wants to be the best of the army

>>18817088
In no particular order:
Unagi joro
Hakutaku/Holstaur
Most succubus types
Kikimora
Echidna
Hinezumi
Wight
Kraken
Kitsune
Kejourou

>>18817088
Night Gaunt
Atlach-Nacha
Ghoul
Lamia
Shirohebi
Dark Angel
Redcap
Dragon Zombie
Lava Golem
Sandworm