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Anon says fuck you. You shouldve done this in June.

Sakuya throws a knife, missing anon who somehow ZA WARUDO'd himself into the Mansion's Basement to wake Flan up for 2AM

Sakuya, feeling in a good mood decides to leave for a short while.
Everything is at a standstill with nothing happening at the SDM, maybe with the exception of Patchy who is probably still awake.

Sakyuun heads off to enjoy the cool breeze of Gensokyou, and all is right in the world.
Meanwhile with Marisa-

>>18752558
Sakuya looked out along the balcony. Its not very often that she has an opportunity to take a brake. A time slot so rare and forgoten that when it finally came around it left Sakuya dumbfounded with what to do.

The night was peaceful, Remilia was gone on a business related trip to an unspecified region and wished to be alone. Patchouli was out about in town searching for new books, preferably almanacs. It was just Sakuya, Meling, Koakuma, and the true Scarlet Devil lurking below the Mansion.

Sakuya drifted her eyes back to the moon, now about 20 degrees above the horizon. Brilliant, but soft pale blue light illuminated the forest and lake surrounding the estate. "What to do", Sakuya muttered.

>>18752558

I want to marry Suwako!

>>18753015
Fuck you and - oh. You said Suwako.
Carry on.
>>18752984
She goes for a stroll!
>>18752954

With ZA WARUD on her side, she can do anything for as long as she wishes and be back to have eough sleep before the next day.

>>18753162
Sakuya decides to go on a stroll. She leaps off from the widows peak to venture off in to the forest. Following the general direction of the source of the sound. She does not freeze time at all during this walk, no need, no threat. No youkai is foolish enough to attempt to even threaten Sakuya.

>>18753267
Except the almighty Rumia!
Sakuya takes a look around a large tree, not giving off the impression she wants to be hidden and spots a feasting youkai and their dead victim.

Rumia just stares at Sakuyuun before returning to her evening snack. Or dinner.
She has a huge appetite for such a small youkai Sakuya thinks to herself as she continues on into the night.
Rumia takes another glance where Sakuya had been not too long ago for some odd reason and a portal opens right above Rumia's head. Who might it be? Who knows. Who cares.
Whatever this mysterious figure has planned with Rumia can't possibly come back to bite everyone in Gensokyo in the ass can it.

*farts* oops

>>18753336
Sakyuun hears a noise behind her and throws an entire tree in the direction, setting off nuclear explosions obliterating everything in its path.

The force of a spooked meido is mot to be reckoned with. They contain immense human strength. Strength inferior to youkai. But if it's sakuyuun, she triumphs all with her superior elegant form of perfection.
This bonus increases all of her stats by infinity multiplied by omega multiplied by omega multiplied by infinity multiplied by.. All for the brief time of lasting till the end of time itself, so fuck trying to fight her seriously. She'll shove your head so far up your ass, you'll be the first living doughnut.

From the nuclear ash rises...

Girls don't fart, or poop.
Thes anons are stupid.

>>18753385
Yes they do.