/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[x]On a computer saging this.

id be breaking into lolis houses stealing their precious things

I'd be inside staring at my laptop.

>>1874758
>saging

It's pronounced "sageing", not "saging", you fucking retarded tripfag.

I would open the window for Signum and invoke H-Doujinshi.

>>1874754
this question is insane

Can't I do both?

>loli
>trying to avoid rape

What the fuck? DOES NOT COMPUTE!

>>1874764
If sage were a verb, yes, it would be saging. Nimrod.

If you're going to argue that it's a Nip word then you're also an idiot because they don't even have an -ing.

>>1874764
Cool, bro. Next time I'll record an audio file of me saying it and upload it but as long as we're typing in English, saging it is!

>>1874794
I know you're kidding around and everything, ponpo-kun, but I would really like for you to make that audio file.

>Outside the window trying to break in.

>>1874764
>It's pronounced "sageing", not "saging", you fucking retarded tripfag.
>pronounced
wat

I'd become a loli and would go on to molest other lolis.

>loli
>Signum
oh lawl

I reject your concept.

I would simply masturbate.

>>1874856
I think it's a reference to how 'sage' is a shortening of 'sageru', and as such is not pronounced like the English word 'sage', but as 'sah-geh'; hence, instead of 'saging', it would be pronounced 'sah-geh-ing'.

Still doesn't apply to typing, but I think that might be what they meant.

I'd find some Anon to buy me shit and love me until I got too old.

I wish someone would love me.

It's not rape if it's wanted, right?

>>1875164
OP didn't say Signum was a loli. Try reading it again.

I'd much rather be a loli than an old woman, even if the old woman is Signum.

>>1874754
Signum should do loli fast!

>Outside the window looking at lolis
This

Neither. I'd probbably experiment with my body a little before realising that my previous life is completely over. Nobody would believe that I am me. Instead, they'd all believe I was some kind of sick pedo who captured a young girl to violate before running off into the sunset.

The authorities would search around for my family and, unable to find them, would eventually place me into foster care where I would be in a loving family with a non-blood related nii-san. Due to the fact that I acutally have the mind of a 20-something male I would hold myself apart from everyone despite their best efforts to break down the walls, until one day I'm surrounded by a bunch of bullys who intend to do nefarious things to me. My nii-san would chance by and fight them off to save me just in the nick of time. As I gaze at his battered and bruised face, my heart would beat a little faster, a slow blush would creep up my face, and I would wonder what this strange feeling in my heart is...

PROLOGUE FINISHED.
CUE OP MOVIE.

>>1874764
>>1874794
>>1874810
http://www.4chan.org/flash?file=sagequest.swf&title=Sage+Quest
>>1875168
Pic related.

>>1875213
FUND IT Please, do want.

>>1875213
FUND IT

>>1875213

oh shit

>>1875213
capworthy?

>>1875272
Get the fuck out.

>>1875213
I like you

>>1875213
Even though you are a girl now, wouldn't that like, make you gay, internally?

>>1875281
The pleasure of being cummed inside will probably end up making you gay internally.

I wish my nii-san would cum inside my pussy.

>>1875281
Kaoru says you're wrong.

>>1875213

Possible routes?

Nii-san: tsun-tsun route as you try and fight the feelings growing in you. Eventually you accept them, the walls between you and the rest of the family shatter, and you live happily ever after.

Female school mate: 'Fufufu, I'm going to violate you' route. Lets not forget that you have the mind of a /jp/ anon, and when faced with such innocence and trust as displayed by her you have nearly overwhelming desires to corrupt and taint.

Teacher route: You draw the attention of the teacher. She slowly teases and taunts you throughout the route, until you beg for more. Eventually you run away from home and she winds up adopting you from your current family. You wind up as her personal toy, and thats the way you like it.

Normal route: 'Fuck this shit, I'm going home!'. You desperatly search for a way to go back to your regular self, and eventually find one. You then spend the rest of your life lonely and miserable, and post about your experiance on image boards in the format of a possible eroge.

>>1875315
Something for the KS devs to do when they finish their current project?

>>1875315

Where's Loli route?

>>1875324
>Female school mate

You're a loli. Shes a loli. Loli route.

isn't there some anime but some dude being changed into a loli after a collusion with an alien space ship?

>>1875323
You are assuming that Katawa Shoujo will actually be finished.

If I was turned into a little girl I'd use my knowledge to be cool and mature, making all the other little girls fall in love with me.

man i don't wana be a little girl.

i wana actually jam it in, not pretend i'm gonna get jammed in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRCofjE0RPk

>>1875433
>making all the other little girls fall in love with me.
And boys. Enjoy having a shota constantly trying to rape your ass.

>>1875335
Kashimashi but he doesn't exactly turn into a loli.

>>1875446
Become a violent tomboy.

>>1875439
But you can be the little girl and then avoid rape, remaining pure.

Become my own Ideal Girl.

I'll find the other anon-lolis
And we will have tea parties

>>1875536
This. I'd become everything I ever wished for in a girl, and look for the man who reminded me most of my male self. Or I'd become autosexual. Lesbianism is pig disgusting.

Marrying myself.

>>1875548

This would result in an orgy which defies all known definitions of sexuality.

>>1875631
Come to think of it, a shy, ronery, confidence lacking loli would be very hawt

If you are tenderly loving her she'll probably blush profusely, clingy since she's scared and yet grinding herself against you desperately because she can't help it since it feels so good.

>>1875645
So Anon as a little girl is erotic?

>>1875699
All little girls are erotic.

>>1875699
Anon does possess some traits that might seem attractive in a girl. But since Anon is not a little girl, it's just unmanly.

>>1875713
Surely there must be someone who likes these traits in a man. Perhaps another man.

>>1875754
>another man
Well, that doesn't solve anything, does it? It would be like knowing the tree outside my house finds me attractive.

>>1875759
Atleast there's someone or something

>>1875754
Obviously the thing to do is to get rid of those traits by any means necessary, and not try to escape being a man by looking for someone who'll accommodate your patheticness

>>1875771
Maybe I should go hug that tree, after all.

>>1875779
>any means necessary
Small chance of reincarnating as a more manly man.

>>1875779
I could just become a girl.

>>1875779
The "manly" attributes that women are attracted to aren't anything to be proud of, so I'd rather be lonely.

>>1875788
No no no, it's down the block not across the street silly girl!

>>1875754
Well, if you dress up like a girl, I can fuck you, but only if I can tell you that you're useless and I'm doing you a favor by fucking you.

>>1875802
That's no excuse to not be manly. A true man follows his own way. He doesn't abandon his manliness just because it's not what girls appreciate.

>>1875896
>A true man follows his own way.
And then you go right on and say that they can't follow their own way but have to do it your way.

>>1875887

Shit, I have an incest manga for almost every situation now

>>1875901
You misinterpreted me, my dear boy. I never said anything to that effect.

>>1875904
source

>>1875896

KICK LOGIC TO THE CURB

>>1875913
I kind of got the same idea as that other Anon.

I would be using it as an excuse to give people hugs randomly. Especially girls so I can rub my face on their breasts due to height.

>>1875904
Before I go to sleep please?

I'd be the loli trying to sleep in other people's beds

>>1875935
Tanaka Ekisu - Osana Mama

>>1875943
I can now sleep in peace.

>>1875916
Well, allow me to try to clarify, then. Every man has his own way of being manly. You could claim that there are some principles every man should follow, but since there's no authority on the matter, it would all be subjective. I will say that you have to act manly to be a true man, but what exactly is manly, I only have opinions about.

So just because the image of a true man that the modern women has created can be seen as despicable, doesn't mean you have to adapt to their, perhaps distorted, views of manliness.

>>1875916
He's saying that you have to be manly, but you can do it in your own way. You're just looking for excuses to not be manly and to continue to act like a little girl. I'm not the most macho person in the world, but your whining and making excuses sickens me.

>>1875954
What about acting like a manly little girl?

>>1875988
Well, if you're acting like a little girl that acts manly, and you're in the body of a man, doesn't that just make you a man acting manly?

>>1875992
Huh, you have a point

>What about acting like a manly little girl?

Like that?

>>1875992
What if you act really girly about some things but manly as hell about others?

banking on technology to allow me to either
a) Completely replace body to become a girl with mind intact
b) Development of very humanoid robots, with the ability to transfer my conciousness over to them

>>1876016
That makes you a butch faggot.

The greater philosophical debate about this scenario is, assuming you keep your mentality and personality, would the experience of going through puberty as the opposite sex affect your sexuality on a biological level.

I remain unconvinced that sexuality is a solely a matter of thought. Could growing up the little girl, even with the mind of anonymous lead to becoming a heterosexual female?

On the other hand, if you reverted to a slightly younger female, but in the early stages of adulthood, would the effect be lessened or nonexistent? Just how strong is the biological imperative to reproduce? Important questions, impossible answers.

Onii-chan, I'm scared of the dark, can I come sleep with you?

>b) Development of very humanoid robots, with the ability to transfer my conciousness over to them

It's not possible to do that and remain exactly yourself, consciousness is hardware/wetware dependant.

With out going so far as to say a humanoid robots, if we somehow transplanted your thought patterns into a fresh new human body, one that is exactly the same as your current one except with a brain with higher processing abilities, you will immediately sense the world in a different way. (most likely - "woah shit, why is everything suddenly so slow")

>>1876064
No, you'll just pee the bed.

>>1876080
I'll make sure to hold you tight, onii-chan, when I do, though.

>>1876113
Sounds good man.

>>1875896
>He doesn't abandon his manliness just because it's not what girls appreciate.
Yeah, that's basically what I was getting at with my post. I would consider myself manly but I'm not an arrogant, egotistical jerk. In fact it's that refusal to conform to the alphamale stereotype that I consider to be one of my manly attributes.

>>1876041
We're at least a few steps away from these. We don't even have robot waifus yet.

>>1876113
F-fine, whatever, it's not like I care..