/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Addendum: Please pay no mind to the fact that April Fool's Day takes place on the first of the coming month as well.

XD

I don't know, I keep doing it but my life never stopped sucking so I'm beginning to think it doesn't actually work

>>18724827
I forgot to say it last month and ended up beginning a fulltime job. I can't afford to forget again.

'Prostitute Prostitute'
Have a good luck this new month!

>>18724827
THE CRIMSON SPEEDY JUMPER! RABBITRABBIT! YABEEEE! HAYAI!

Thank you for your hard work!

mating press! mating press!

bunny cunny
bunny cunny

>>18724827
>>18724851
Easter also takes place then. Will Tewi play the role of the Easter bunny?

>>18727276
She will shit out an egg on your chest while you get a full view of her bunny cunny rigjt in your face

making eggs for easter with tewi! mating press! mating press!

>>18724827
bunnybutt
bunnybutt

Hairless Bunny Cunny
Hairless Bunny Cunny

Ahh, I want to impregnate Tewi-chan so fucking bad.

>>18727497
Reminds me of the first few pages of this https://nhentai.net/g/37250/

>>18724827
every time I say it things gets worse fuck off Tewi

>>18725799
I stopped in January and missed Febuary and March.
This has been the worst three months so far. I will not miss it tomorrow so yay. It's absolutely impossible.

I think the full effect comes from jacking off to tewi doujins for an entire day after saying rabbit rabbit.
24 hours is too long. Too much calcium lost too.

Rabbit Rabbit! Usagi Usagi!
I wanna HUG Tewi!

>>18729169
FUG tewi!

>>18729186
No!

>>18729169
Me too! She's my cute imouto!
Anyone who wants to lewd her without a long-term loving relationship is gonna have to step over my corpse!

Do you have to say it in your language?

Thank you.

>>18729225
It has to be in English.

>>18729746
Do I have to say titfuck titfuck then?

Help me out /jp/!
https://www.strawpoll.me/15406727

Also, depending on which answer wins, you might unlock a bonus quest for me.

>>18730094
>no "Paizuri Paizuri!"
Come on nigger

>>18730110
Oppai Tewi is disgusting.

It hasn't even been a quarter hour and I'm already starting to regret putting my cosmic fate in the hands of /jp/sies.

Rabbit rabbit!
The superior rabbit.

>>18730202
Shit rabbit only good for you know what

>>18730094
I will check out the results of the poll when I wake up tomorrow morning, and depending on who wins I will tell you the result!

>>18730145
>It hasn't even been a quarter hour and I'm already starting to regret putting my cosmic fate in the hands of /jp/sies.
Of the English you mean. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_rabbit_rabbit

Never trust an Anglo

Remember.

>>18730145
>He doesn't want to mating press that bunny prostitute cunny.

rabbit rabbit

Usagi Usagi

The contract has been sealed.

rabbit rabbit
I said /jp/!
Good luck everyone and Happy Easter!

rabbit rabbit.

Please save me.

ribbit ribbit

I did it.

I did it, I hope I get paizuri paizuri this month

What happens if you don't go to sleep for the whole 24 hours of the 1st and then say it the next day?

I actually remembered this time!
Usually when I say rabbit rabbit I get bad luck, but I've got a good feeling this time.

https://youtu.be/SVdoZNxtL8k

o no my sweetsnis…did sumwun hort chyoo?
it wuks wyk yoobs had a bad day...
ya maybee a fyoo!
wel wuk
eye am heeowr nao
so yu dun habs tu wohwee yor hawitowl buhnee nohs…
kuz suns yu wil tingowl...
pwum yor hed
tu yor tohz!
eye kan mayks yu feeowl…
so fwufee nd nys…
eyel mayk EBoweebohdee wuns a dash obs YOR spys
nd ten…
abtor a tym...
wen yu dun sees me no mohr…
eyel tayk wat yu had
nd weebors it!
zoot awohrz!
yu ges al te WED ten yu ges al te WYT
gohs FWIM FWAP FWIP FWIBS
tu te DAWRkest obs NYTS
nd al tat yu toht gohs ZIP ZAP ZOOP ZWIV
onwee in yor meemowees…
wil tohs tyms weewiv…
but akshuwawee…wat hapended waz habewee bewee haweeowl…
is not justa meemowee!
wel sohrta…
but tas te deeowl!
kuz wats yu see nao is as weewee weel as enee [wye] eyebs ebowr mayd!
but tas
ups tu yu!
tu deepyn yor own
hamaskowayd

https://youtu.be/YvW0QLka3Hs

wets it be nohn
tat tuday mawrketh te beegineeng
obs a
NU
EWA
te por buhnee wabit…
she habs had
such a tuf wyf!
gibeeng so much tu utowrs…
nd n weetowrn…she ges o so much stwyf!
por te twoo gift mis inaba gibs
weezyds insyd yor own hawrt!
she jus shows yu whu yu weewee ar
wen she teyowrs yu apawrt! ! !
but…
BUT!
nd tis is weewee te kee..
por n duweeng tis por SO wong…
she may habs mayd…
a widowl oopsee!
she kuld habs beekum sum wat OBOWR ZEWUS
nd pweemachurwee deesydeded
tat AL OBS TE HYOOMANS
ar EBOWL nd JEWUS
nd so
maybee she sed
otay
tas it ten!
eye beekum wat eye wuvs…
eye wil be
jus
wyk
tem
nd te wuvwee buhnee we nu
beekaym EBOWL nd DEWAYNJD
awtomatikwee asoomeeng…
tat AL HYOOMANS
…at ter KOR…
wer NO DOWT MAYNJEE nd STWAYNJ
por te buhnee is a MIWOWR
ya she akt
JUS
WYK
YU
so eye tink it is tym nao~
yu no
JUS
WATS
TU
DU
we bwayketh tis kors
tat WE ar weesponsiblel por
nd we tel mis inaba
tat we wuvs howr wuns mor! ! !! !! !!

is tym tu wuv te WABIT
tu FIKS wat WE bwohk
te wabit
is so SENSITIBS
nd we SKAHWAMBOLD howr YOWK
howr miwor got kwakeded
pwum TU MENEE WYES
nd ten te TWOO spawrkol wept owt ob howr eyes
te buhnee saw bad bad nd ebowl
n eben te BESTEST obs tem al!
kuz tats wut she wuld WUK por
tas al tat she saw…
eben ibs tohs ebowls wer weewee haweewee smal!
or eben ibs tohs ebowls
wer noht teyowr tat tal…

so nao it iz ups tu ususis!
tu saybs owr deer fwendo
bun bun
pwum howr mususis nd fususis
tey wil be
undun
we must wuv mis inaba
wyk we habs nebowr wubd howr beepor!
tu bawans te gifts tat in gibeeng…
habs mayd howr so sohr
por te buhnee is in payn!
we habs askdeded obs howr jus tu TU tu much!
yet stil she keeps wohrkeeng!
wyk te peenk wun
she jus kant keep howr pawz…awf obs te kwuch

we mus wets te bun bun west
nd stawp askeeng por howr help!
she jus kant du tis no mohr…
she haz wet owt howr yelp~
but stil she wil twy ibs yu gibs howr a job
but tat is not smawrt! por howr insyds wil sohb!
wyowl howr owtsyd duz smyowl nd wyt ups te pways
howr insyds awr DAWRKNIS kuz obs te TOHN nd te PAYS
tis BORDEN obs buhnee nysiteez habs hort tay tay weel bayad
so nao we must helps howr
pwum feeweeng
so bewee bewee sayad
pweez wuvs te buhnee!
but
du nawt ask por howr asistans!
she jus kant keep up!
it has beekum such a hindwans~
we must wuv te buhnee
by gibeeng howr
nufeeng tu du!
tis way te bun bun
wil aboyd beeyeeng stu…
por buhneez whu need help obten jus keep goweeng goweeng goweeng
so pweez dun feed tis buhnee
howr bordens alwedee obowrfwoweeng ! ! ! ! ! ! !
!!! ! ! !
! !!! !
! !! !! !!
! !
!! !
! !

[The legal team responsible for the content of these six (6) posts would like to remind everyone involved that these words are to be taken for entertainment purposes only, especially by those who would wish to act upon them in ways other than refusing to say “Rabbit Rabbit” or any derivative or substitute thereof including but not limited to: “Mating press mating press”, “Bunny cunny bunny cunny”, “Prostitute prostitute”, “Hi mom” or any other phrase or action with the intent of garnering or otherwise receiving “fortune” or any other form of service from the entity referenced in this thread. The only action(s) that will be taken from any of these six (6) posts in their entirety are as follows, starting with the immediate suspension of one (1) Tewi Inaba from participating in her practice of “fortune” giving. Tewi Inaba is no longer allowed to practice any of her talents related to herself being a youkai. This restriction will be in effect until the legal team responsible for the content of these six (6) posts decides to lift said restriction. This restriction is non-negotiable. Any action done in response to this restriction other than the intended restriction of suspending one (1) Tewi Inaba and any and all related company to and of this matter as follows will be seen as a forfeiture of said agreement that is hereby imposed upon everyone who is aware of this restriction regardless of your knowledge of or consent wherein upon said forfeiture the entity known as Tewi Inaba is sentenced to live the experiences provided by her talents of every entity she has ever serviced with said talents in a time wrinkle that will span one (1) year in Earth time with a duration within the wrinkle lasting as long as needed to contain all experiences provided and/or facilitated by one (1) Tewi Inaba where upon completion she will then revert to being an ordinary bunny rabbit that will be presented to the team responsible for these six (6) posts as their personal pet. The conditions laid herein also apply to the entity in possession of and who has posted with the !by.sachiko tripcode in terms of suspension of all youkai or apparent youkai-like ability and upon the forfeiture of said agreement experiencing what they have done to any other entities in a time wrinkle lasting one (1) Earth year with a duration within the wrinkle lasting as long as needed to contain all experiences provided and/or facilitated by the owner and user of the !by.sachiko tripcode where upon completion said owner and user of the !by.sachiko tripcode will take the form of an ordinary bunny rabbit and be presented to the legal team responsible for these six (6) posts as their personal pet. Any party aiding or abetting to the subjects of or acting directly or indirectly upon this agreement or the legal team responsible for these six (6) posts in lieu of altering, obstructing, or otherwise attempting to modify said agreement or disrupt this or any process pertaining to the entities and agreement referenced herein will be subject to the same terms of losing all youkai ability, where forfeiture of said agreement will result in experiencing what they have done to any other entities in a time wrinkle lasting one (1) Earth year with a duration within the wrinkle lasting as long as needed to contain all experiences provided and/or facilitated by the guilty party where upon completion the guilty party will then take the form of an ordinary bunny rabbit that will be presented to the team responsible for these six (6) posts as their personal pet. Any forfeiture of the initial agreement in which by doing so the reader of this document accepts to experience what they have done to any other entities in a time wrinkle lasting one (1) Earth year with a duration within the wrinkle lasting as long as needed to contain all experiences provided and/or facilitated by the guilty party where upon completion the guilty party will then take the form of an ordinary bunny rabbit that will be presented to the team responsible for these six (6) posts as their personal pet by way of using any youkai or youkai-like talent will result in said action doing nothing at all other than initiating said process of experiencing what they have done to any other entities in a time wrinkle lasting one (1) Earth year with a duration within the wrinkle lasting as long as needed to contain all experiences provided and/or facilitated by the guilty party where upon completion the guilty party will then take the form of an ordinary bunny rabbit that will be presented to the team responsible for these six (6) posts as their personal pet. Furthermore, the entities that are referenced here along with any other party or entity who has backed and/or supported said entities owe the author of these six (6) posts a sincere apology as they have pulled a prank that went too far. If they can realize this, no further action will be necessary. If they cannot realize this, then everything stated herein still applies.]

Rabbit Rabbit!
I did it!
Be sure to eat lots of chocolate today, okay?

What a convoluted prank.

Do we get bonus points this month since it's Tewi's two favorite holidays?

>>18733826
I hope not because I forgot.

Paizuri Paizuri!

I remembered! It was super easy cause I think I was dreaming about Easter before waking up.

Creampie creampie

keki keki!
I want to share some cake with Tewi!

I grunted a bit before remembering saying rabbit rabbit, but I didn't actually say anything, does it still count?

I didn't even lewd her up as I planned to, I said "Tewi-chan, Tewi-chan, I love you Tewi-chan!"

>>18734362
It only works if you believe it does. If doubt clouds your mind, you will not be blessed.

>>18726640
Ahh, I want to ruffle the FUCK out of her fluffy hair

>>18730308
Hugs?

So when I woke up the winner was:

~*~With 12 votes, Rabbit rabbit!~*~

So I said rabbit rabbit when I got out of bed at noon. Rabbit rabbit is also one of the three options with a bonus quest: I have to say rabbit rabbit every first of the month for the next year, and then report to /jp/ on whether it works or not.

Dumb bunn dumb bunn

>>18733608
[Counsel for the defendant(s) seeks and has been granted a stay of proceedings relating to this shitpost from the First District Court of Gensokyo, on this day 92th Showa, 4.1. Judge Eiki Shiki Yamaxanadu presiding.]

>>18724827
Rabbit Rabbit!
I did it Tewi! I'm back on the correct timeline!

I did it!
I have the Tewi powers!

Does anyone here actually believe in the power of the occult or the supernatural?

>>18736956
I believe that worshipping 2hus gives them faith and power to stay alive.

>>18737028
Do you think worshipers receive favour in return?

>>18737130
We call it boobhus.

>>18737445
I'd rather have four more months of NEET life.

>>18737475
You better start worshipping Kaguya and something might happen.

>>18737486
I'll never betray Sanae-sama (who is an actual goddess, mind you)

>>18737493
But is she a princess? I think not.

>>18737497
NEET princess!

>>18737549
Yes. Also, I see no reason why you can't workship several 2hus.

Balls deep mating press as I flood Tewi's small womb with my filthy NEET semen!
Balls deep mating press as I flood Tewi's small womb with my filthy NEET semen!

>>18737497
She's not a filthy hikki-NEET, that I can tell you.

>>18737578
Raising a litter of loli-buns may finally give you the volition to change your hikikomori ways!

>>18738120
Well, I said rabbit rabbit this morning (thanks to /jp/) so maybe I might be able to change my hikki-NEET ways if it works.

Rabbit Rabbit?
Please be nice to me, it's my birthday month.

>>18738141
I hope so 2

Was having some mechanical problems, woke up said "rabbit rabbit" found a solution and fixed them

Praise Jesus, bless Inaba-dono
Easter and April fools and the 1st day of the month all in one day what a trip i'm super happy and I love this fucking rabbit so damn much.

Tewi is and will always be best 2hu

>>18737493
Stop worshiping a slut dude.

Tewi survived!

>>18726707
I knew there'd be someone saying this from now on

>>18736956
Yes. The specifics of it could be discussed endlessly, but there certainly is great power in belief.

Tewi-chan is my daughter, my wife, and my onahole slave!

>>18739420
Fuck you, you can't tell me what to do.
>>18741115
Belief in...?

>>18735294
Sometimes, I feel like this whole world is just me and you.
A game that we play. A silly thing we like to do.
To plug ourselves in, and remember times past.
Remember back when? I wish that could last.
And over and over we relive our courting.
The details may change, but it nebowr stawps howrteeng
The love that we share, of constant fighting and spite.
Why would we ever think
that the two of us together
are right?
Yet we play this same game
Again and again
And we know
from experience
who tends to
usually
win

>>18745941
gay lmao

>>18745941
Good night anon.

>>18743163
Unexplained phenomena

"There is some controversy as to whether or not a hypnotist can cause a person to do something against his will. Many hypnotists say categorically that the will cannot be violated. However, the evidence is otherwise. Hypnosis heightens a person's suggestibility to the point that the subject will believe almost anything the hypnotist tells him -- even to the point of hallucinating at the hypnotist's suggestion. During hypnosis, a person's critical abilities are reduced in such a way as to create what has been called a "trance logic" that undiscerningly accepts what would normally seem irrational, illogical, and incompatible.

Because almost anything can be made to seem plausible to someone in the trance state, it is possible for a hypnotized person to act against his will -- to do what he would not do outside of the hypnotic state. Hypnosis bypasses the will by placing personal responsibility outside of objective, rational, critical choice. With normal evaluating abilities submerged, suggestibility heightened, and rational restraint reduced, the will is seriously hampered and is, at the very least, capable of being violated."

http://www.rapidnet.com/~jbeard/bdm/Psychology/hypno.htm

>>18749260
t. rindou

>>18727766
I'd settle for anywhere but a face is ideal.

>>18749260
What does this have anything to do with?

>>18753391
This post exists within our mind.

I want to impregnate this prostitute.

>>18750986
Shut your whore mouth.

>>18758594
t. roki

>>18758613
Shut your whore mouth.
You are ruining /jp/. /jp/ don't care about your garbage. Get it out. Get off of /jp/
Go and stay go. Shit eating motherfucker

>>18758665
I've been ruining /jp/ since almost 10 years ago then.

You shut your whore mouth faggot.

>>18735294
[Counsel for the plaintiff requests any and all due process afforded by the First District Court of Gensokyo in bringing justice to the situation brought about by the owner of the !by.sachiko tripcode and any others involved. The charges being: intentionally altering the plaintiff’s consciousness and subsequent behavior through “hypnosis” utilizing the [s4s] board on boards.4chan.org during the fall and winter months of 2016, following the plaintiff to the /qa/ board on boards.4chan.org in February 2017 and continuing to attempt control over the plaintiff to the point of successfully seducing the plaintiff into private email conversation in September 2017 where more advanced “hypnosis” took place resulting in the plaintiff experiencing the effect of multi-dimensional travel through lower planes of existence from the beginning of October 2017 through to the end of March 2018 made by some apparent sort of interpretation of the words shared between the plaintiff and the owner of the !by.sachiko tripcode through email, text, posts on boards.4chan.org, and voice resulting in psychological distress and apparent physical illness of the plaintiff. The plaintiff would like to state that they were not aware of what the owner of the !by.sachiko tripcode was attempting to do and was, during this process, not asking for their help but merely expressing their view on life at that point in time to someone who appeared to them in their altered state of consciousness to be a friend. Furthermore, any spirit of competition was not present in the plaintiff until long after the plaintiff was in a severely compromised position due to trickery and deceit and was not privy to the game that the defendant apparently assumed was being played and wished only to protect themselves from further harm. The plaintiff would also like to clarify that the post >>18745941 on boards.4chan.org/jp/ is directed towards an entity that is very likely not directly involved in this particular situation and that any actual game being played appears to be between the plaintiff and this other party where the scenario described herein appears to have been orchestrated by the plaintiff’s opponent indirectly in order to reach one of many conclusions, one of which has already come to be.]

>>18724827
Okami
Okami

>>18758714
You shut your whore mouth you faggot

>>18759954
Objection.

It is clearly a poem with no true cryptic meanings.

Bunny tummy
Bunny tummy

>>18760632
Hm?
That poem means something I believe to be true.
But regarding this court case things seem to be more or less back to how I want them to be for now.
I'm going to just go ahead and take full responsibility for my life and change things however I please using my own abilities.
Apparently I fell "asleep" for a long time. Because I asked for it!
But the reason why I asked for it is something that doesn't need to be gotten into right now.
It actually took me almost the whole dream to figure that out!
As you can see here I was clearly somewhat aware of what was happening:
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1070192/#1080656
Even if I happened to not remember as much after the nightmare portion reared its ugly head.
I guess life can be a terrifying journey sometimes.
And I get to share that journey with all my friends!
It's been fun but also kowai kowai.
Rabbits are my favorite animal.
But you already knew that.
Didn't you.

i would give all of my wage slave money to get a chance to get a taste of teis thousands year old bunny cunny

Also.
Miss Inaba didn't actually kill my friend.
Everyone knows that, right?
Good.