/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>18680464
Except those who hate sluts.
Being a slut is Sanae's best virtue!

AAA. What a magnificent whore.

>>18680464
Sanae a best!

How peculiar, I'm actually getting proud of /jp/.

>>18680603
Cute. Now explain that filename.

I like Sanae.

>>18680633
I like Sanae's Sanaes

>>18680464
Slut threads should be forbidden.

>>18681440
sluts should be mandatory for all virgin NEETs

I wanna marry Sanae.

If you were going to Gensokyo and could bring with you a vinyl record filled with 2 four-minute songs of your choosing (Rinnosuke only has a 78 turntable)

What songs would you bring?

Here's mine:
A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMRaR15RBno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDBhUaSSJIE

B
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTKW17t86eo

>>18681952
too late nerd she's like my wife

>>18682163
i will marry dream world Sanae then!

>>18682179
Have fun with your cosplaying baku wife then.
I bet you don't even carry a picture of Sanae around with you in your wallet.

Reminder that this is what Sanae looks like in her 70s.

>>18682860
Still cute.

>>18682860
Good. Im happy we can age together. Unlike those filthy Youkai.

>>18682860
GILF

I love my wife so much.

Best miko

>>18688049
That's not Reimu though.

>>18688049
Lmao, i like how is Sanae.

>>18682860
Would fuck.

>>18688316
I'm fucking Sanae buddy. You're invited to fuck her frog-loving granny

>>18682860
Granny sanae would still be a slut by the end of the day

>>18688733
/jp/ is slut culture - your kind isn't welcome here.

>>18689108
Too bad their lewdest bits are censored. The dripping juices from Sanae's pussy together with the runny mascara and her over all appearance really make the image feel like she's been violated beyond repair.

>>18689108
While ‘moo may be better as a person, sanae provides so much more pleasure for one to have sex with

>>18689193
>whores cannot be "violated"

>>18689236
Who quote?

>>18689228
>while 'moo may be better as a person
You what?

>>18689193
Would you still love Sanae even after such horrible things happen to her?

>>18689285
>Would you still love Sanae even after such horrible things happen to her?
Why would you want used goods?

>>18689285
>Would you still love Sanae even after such horrible things happen to her?
While she will never again be that cheerful girl who was friendly towards everyone and had a positive outlook on life, I'll always remember her like that. She would have wanted it that way.

THIS IS THE HAPPY SANAE THREAD, WEIRDOS OUT.

>>18689324
If you can't get Sanae over her trauma then you don't deserve her.

>>18689393
That's right. Sanae does tend to attract weirdos, though, so you just have to deal with it.

>>18689393
She shouldn't have bullied Heca back then.

>>18689408
I'll get her the best help for her mental illness that you can find in Gensokyo.

>>18689443
Babu her?

>>18689294
virgins are disgusting
>>18689285
Yes

>>18689420
Sanae is actually cute in this shirt, though.

>>18680464
Hey, hey
You, you
I don't like your miko
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey
You, you
I could be your miko
Hey, hey
You, you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey, hey
You, you
I want to be your miko

>>18680464
Sanae really likes this yogurt...

>>18691360
i was listening to my favorite avril songs all day yesterday

>>18680464
I keep on smiling for Sanae, even when I don't feel like it. She's such a good girl...

>>18680464
It's KOCHIYA you fucking BAKA

KO
CHI
YA

Get it right.

>>18689470
Why are they doing this?

>>18689285
>Would you still love Sanae even after such horrible things happen to her?
I would love her even more, if i could help her overcome her trauma. And make her realize how wonderful sex can be if its with somebody she loves.

How can someone hate Sanae? Those slut memes are invalid, only judge her for her canon personality and behaviour!

>>18693254
Those are for primaries and primaries are sub-humans.

>>18693386
No!

Sanae's ten desires:

>>18693393
1.Being happy
2.Living
3.Having peace of mind
4.Making lots of friends
5.Gathering lots faith
6.Exterminating troublesome youkai
7.Making Kanako and Suwako happy
8.Becoming the best she can be
9.Helping others in need
10. Penis

>>18693419
This nigga get it.

sanae is my slutty wife

>>18693419
Doesn't this mean she only wants to have sex?

>>18693254
Green Reimu

>>18693254
We do. It might be you who needs to stop treating shitpost as opinion worth reflecting upon.

Trust me, I can quite get along with people who point out her flaws. I just think that her charm points outweigh them clean.

>>18693254
>How can someone hate Sanae? Those slut memes are invalid, only judge her for her canon personality and behaviour!
Suck my dick dude.

>>18695160
This guy gets it
>>18693419
>Sanae's ten desires:
All wrong.

Its
1. Dicks
2. Dicks
3. Dicks
4. Dicks
5. Dicks
6. Dicks
7. Dicks
8. Dicks
9. Dicks
10. 55 Dicks in her cunny
11. Bonus round: NTR

>>18695442
Yes.

>>18697304
Sounds like a certain meido didn't get into the latest game again.

>>18695442
In simpler terms-
>1.Being happy
Sucking all of the dicks
>2.Living
To be pleasured by the dick
>3.Having peace of mind
While having sex at every hour of the day
>4.Making lots of friends
Sex friends she can see at any hour of the day with no conflict
>5.Gathering lots faith
Gathering lots of semen in her "special" places
>6.Exterminating troublesome youkai
Extermination of desparate youkai who somehow managed to stay a virgin or are hunting sanny or poor villagers.
>7.Making Kanako and Suwako happy
By letting them have action during /sss/ - Sanny's Slut Sessions
>8.Becoming the best she can be
To the little innocent village boys so she can corrupt them later
>9.Helping others in need
Lending a hand. "If you know what i mean" - some Anon who refers to others as slow.
>10. Penis
Self explanatory. She wants to become a futa and have the best of both worlds.

.>>18697394
Wai. Meido? She's back?
What is /jp/ thought on Meido?

>>18697418
A certain other meido. The one who will never be back.

>>18697410
Your sheer effort is almost admirable in a perverse sort of way.

Please do not give the (you) to slutposters

Sanae's existance only proves that the world is a good place!

>>18699537
>Please give the (semen) to Sanae instead

Choose your Sanny

>>18699710
WaHH

>>18699710

>>18699710
>>18699775
Good!

You'll NEVER get to fill sanae's slutty womb...what's the point of living if you can't do that...

>She has been restrained like this for 3 hours
>16cm vibrator (set to low)
>60cm anal dildo
>Clitoris suction cap
>Pregnant with twins

A total slut

>>18700891
God I want her to punish me with that gohei

>>18700801
>A total slut
You say that as if it disgusts me, nerd
2018 is the year of sluts on /jp/

>>18700900
Sanae is a amateur. Leave that stuff to professional.

>>18700957
She looks exited.

I wanna kiss Sanae in the lips.

>>18701293
Pussy lips?

I want to choke Sanae.

Sanae Cooties lol

Sanae is my lovely wife.
We have happy married life together.

>>18701948

Why does she dress so revealingly for a wedding?

>>18701957
She is going to "marry" all of her many "husbands".

>>18701957
That isn't wedding dress.
It's bribe ero cosplay outfit.

I love my Sanny so much.
Sanny stole my previous heart.

>>18701973
All of those husbands are me, btw.

Green Reimu

>>18700801
Stop getting me hard and tell me what you're quoting.

>>18701957
Suwako's the one who dressed her up, what do you expect? It's fine, she's so happy.

>>18702392

Yassy's Sanae doujin. Great final page.

>>18702482
Ah. If only the rest of the book was like that.
Selfcest ain't slutty.

>>18702664
>Selfcest ain't slutty
Slutty is more a loosening of moral standards and a willingness to accept multiple partners. It doesn't necessarily mean that you have to fuck multiple people to be a slut.

It's kind of like how you can still get convicted of obstruction of justice even if you didn't actually impede an investigation - all that matters is intent. (And based on this definition, I'd say that about 80% of /jp/sies are complete sluts.)

>>18702689
Okay. But that doujin and that Sanae ain't slutty. Please cite appropriately.

>>18702482

Agreed. Half of the doujin should've been Sanae bondage.

>>18702234
Uhhh no. It's actually me, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Fag Anon and Anon.
You arent included because fuck you for hoarding a slut all to yourself. The sole puropse of a slut is that she is shared by everyone and she has no shame in sucking 80 dicks in a sitting and talking to the ones who look up to her right after without cleaning herself up beforehand.

>>18701739
Aren't you a pacifist.

I want to take Sanae to Domino's Pizza

>>18702720
Which style guide do I have to use for slut posting? Chicago, MLA, APA or Harvard?

>>18702835
As I mentioned before, action isn't necessary for slut status - only intention.
For instance, a woman who superficially looks and acts slutty is not a slut if she'll only have sex with the village tencho. She can still be called a skank, however, for acting in such a fashion.

Speaking of which, I'm the human village tencho and you'll taste my bokken if you touch my wife.

>>18702418
She looks cute with this one!

Sanae is a good girl

>>18703305
I've been the village tencho for 26 years you bowlcut motherfucker. I'll have you executed publicly for saying such heretical nonsense.

>>18703344
>Sanae is a slut
This guy gets it

>>18701310
I wanna fuck Sanae in the ass

>>18703647
I was punching out punks in riverside brawls when you were in secondary school, chump.

>>18703718
Nice try dude. I was too busy getting your ass out of trouble. Luckily, all it takes is a single sentence to lay em off.

>>18703733
Don't fuck with me, pal. No one from the gang has seen senpai since we got rolled by South Central High last White Day.

>>18703789
You can't fuck with a kingpin dude.
I have connections to beings across all realms you can only hope don't exist, and it doesn't stop there.

Go back to your slut. She's probably taking 5 dicks at once about now. Try and stop her before you have another child that isn't even biologically yours. Its better to live slightly longer with aids she contracted by some fag off the street than to die early on and get the eternal beatdown from Eiki.
Oh yeah, don't count on outliving me to get out of this mess. Dude.

>>18703822

Sanae's sweaty, unwashed tits!

Every day I pray to Sanae!
I wake up and exercise my body.
I then nourish my body.
Finally, I use a normalfag social media account to find a sacrificial offering.
When I find the account of a normalfag who makes truly cancerous posts with stolen touhou content and /jp/ culture, I get to work.
I perform the sacrificial ritual by going through the normalfag's posts to find anything to report for a ToS violation.
If I have performed the ritual right, Sanae accepts my sacrifice and another cancerous normalfag is punished for stealing touhou and /jp/ content.

Join me brothers and purge the world of niwaka scum!

>>18704757
What does Sanae's boobsweat taste like?

>>18693254
Her smugness over being a goddess can rub some people the wrong way as well as her servitude to a frog goddess. I know a lot of people who would have trouble trusting her over the latter reason alone.

>>18704961
Semen.

>>18704950
Lame.
I'd rather fuck sanae on a regular day to day basis.

>>18705059
Horniness is no longer sufficient. Only my hatred of niwaka lights the fire of my faith. It is Her will to purge from the Internet all normalfags using otaku interests for social media attention grabbing.

>>18704961
Refreshing, cold spring water.

I love her smile

>>18705209
I love her face.

This goddess has a funny face.

>>18705294
Funny?

Can you help me, /jp/? I really need to get a body like Sanae's. How do I do it?

>>18706516
Pushups, situps, and plenty of juice

>>18706516
I don't know
Her body is miracle, though

>>18706516

Be a a descendant of a god

>>18706516
Become a turboslut or an extreme cutup faggot

>>18699710
UFO

>>18700891
Who let the neighbourhood chicken walk all over her with white paint on its claws?

Waking up Sanae by penetrating her!
Pounding Sanae until 6am!
Leaving Sanae exhausted on the floor!

>>18700957
Reimu would actually kill you though.

>>18706589
Good reference.

>>18706738
Unfortunately. This is true. Mere mortals can't compete with a perfect divine body like Sanea.

>>18705030
>Her smugness over being a goddess can rub

Those people would be smug too if they were a god/goddess.

>>18706925
>Good reference.
I don't get it.

I bet Sanae would be a lot cuter if she had glasses.

Sanae is cool!

>>18707734
Woah!

>>18703111
you monster!

>>18708131
My bad, I'll take her to her favourite restaurant

>>18707547
Glasses freakin' stink, dude. How to Ruin Girl 101 is "Put glasses on her."

>>18708226
The only things that freakin' stink here are you, your tastes, your opinions and your post.

I wish I could mating press Sanae and go "kyuuuu~n" inside her ma*ko! !

>>18708345
She looks extremely retarded with glasses on.

Finally i won againt soundwave once

>>18682860
Granae still a cute.

>>18707466
Lurk moar.
You are new to the internet.

>>18706889
Having other anons find her and use her as public access!
Tying Sanae up somewhere and leaving her to be used over and over again!
Sanae becoming a full fledged whore who does it for free!
Filling Sanae up with semen go after go until she has an unwanted child!

Such a slut!

>>18708345
I like glasses but i don't like how she looks in that picture

>>18711684
>Having other anons find her and use her as public access!
>Tying Sanae up somewhere and leaving her to be used over and over again!
This guy gets it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PitDLZPaVhA

>>18680464

>>18711684
>>18712195
Letting other people have sex with your Sanae without a compensation raises questions about you and NTR.

>>18691959
Yeah I bet you spell it "Koishi Komeiji" instead of "Koisi Komezi" too

Living in Gensokyo is lonely for her.

>>18712028
oh, is that the new roki dojin?

>>18715526
No, that's Sanae stepping on a Lego

>>18716076
This is truth and what separates us from the children in /a/ and /v/

>>18715526
yes

>>18717256
A non-virgin, non-neet on /jp/ is a code yellow,y'know

>>18717676
my underwear gets code yellow when i drink too much

>>18717676
Shut up you non-sex haver

>>18718078
I think someone needs an omutsu

>>18716076
>pic
Says the slut that literally has a lot of descendants right now.
>>18717256
So is /jp/ a non-virgin board? Didn't expected that!
Sasuga 3D threads.

>2008+10
>still a virgin

>>18724915
Is Sanae dead?

>>18725493
we can only hope

Sanae is my best friend.

>>18725690
Sanae is my sex friend!

Stop hating Sanny for no good reason

>>18725903
I love Sanae
I want to her develope her personality more in WaHH

Oh no! Sanny did it again!

>>18723219
Once you start nearing level 30 you realize that sinking all of your skill points into science, mechanical and language traits works for a traditional /jp/ hikki build but effectively bars you from two thirds of all quests and entire dungeons. A lot of old /jp/sies realize this, start working to improve these skills (and our STR/CHA stats, which I'll explain below) and wind up losing the virgin status effect along the way when our stats are high enough.

IRL is a buggy kusoge with awful character progression and ass backwards skill trees. Many skills require minimum levels in both STR and CHA which is stupid. There's an entire sub-branch of the Speech-based skill tree ("Sex Appeal") that you can usually only unlock after you complete the "Having Sex" subquest, which is unmarked and has different requirements depending on where/when you spawn and what buffs/debuffs you have at the time. A lot of people here also suffer from the autism bug (yet to be officially patched, although I managed to get an unofficial hotfix working for my build) where you can't apply points to any Speech traits. These people can't access high-level skills in the Sex Appeal tree: 15% bonus when selling certain goods, bypassing certain Speech checks, the ability to take on followers, etc. Once you look at the big picture you realize how unimportant keeping your virgin effect really is. It's not like you get any kind of good buffs from keeping the virgin status anyway.

(It's still a bad idea to grind Having Sex with more than two or three mobs/NPCs at most given the admittedly slim chance of incurring a permanent debuff or incurable poison status effect though.)

>>18729449

>>18729449
Personally I really blew it and only put points into STR and END. I thought I could play a tank but no one has any use for those anymore because the content's been power creeped to hell and it left me with no other skills anyone's interested in. Plus I've been soloing so long no one knows who I am on this server so I can't get into any groups, and let me tell you you can't get enough gold for fuckin' anything this way. I'm closing in on 30 so I just have to hope there's a muscle wizard subclass or something, or I'll have to delete this character and start over.
I wish I'd done that usual build so I at least could find groups. This game fucking sucks. There's only one viable build and INT/CHA is boring.

>>18729558
I think there's big guilds based on the North Dakota or Alaskan servers still looking for straight STR/END tank builds.

And there's always signing on for a military guild if you have no more options. Though from what I've read it's full of weebs, spergs, and casuals from /a/ and /v/ though. If nothing else works for me on my native server, I'll probably sell all of my gear and go with them. They have a few subclasses in the spy/rogue line similar to "muscle wizard", if you're willing to learn some espionage spells. Or you could just go full hunter/archer if you're okay with PvP combat.