/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Gentlemen, I have discovered the lewdest thing a monster girl can wear.
A one piece swimsuit that's slightly too small.

Maids are olev

>>18709425

>>18709425
That's not one of my dress shirts...

>>18709430
What expression are those eyes meant to represent?

>>18709432
I'd fuck a night gaunt once just to see what it would be like.

No, not roughed up. But we can have gentle sex instead.

>>18709474
The one on the left. Wew.

>>18709474
To quote the church of Hathor.

>"Where's the meat? Sign up today!"

>>18709505
>"...I still think we should have gone with 'Where's the beef'"
>"The Aztec Goddesses of Fitness trademarked that already"

>>18709516
>Come worship Quetz! You'll get Abs!*
>*Abs may be attached to a monster girl who takes you.

>>18709474

Foxes with red eyeshadow are too good.

>>18709534
I want to marry a tall muscled martial artist Inari that thinks no one will love her because she is not femenine like other Inaris.

>>18709558
Wrong place bucko.

>>18709558
>Dire Mindflayer

"deep" questions a succubus would ask

>>18709589
What doth dick?

>>18709527
What ever you do, never give Queatzlcoatl an offerings of alcohol.

>>18709589
>if fellatio is giving head,is intercourse giving hip?

>>18709589
Maybe theres more to life than dick.

>>18709474
That fox fills me with the need to breed.

>>18709595
Oh come on, what's the worst that could happen?
A sky high piledriver?

>>18709625
And some other emotions that are weird and deeply confusing.

>>18709589
>Succubi go for a man who likes her type.
>Succubi can also change themselves to better suit their partner
>Men who are sought by succubi are charmed into liking their wife whoever she is
>Men are also sought out by succubi who enjoy her as she currently is
>If all of these statements are true, then who’s will is the determining factor in creating a relationship?
>Not the man, because he can be charmed into liking a succubus and can shape his wife after marriage
>Not the succubus, because she can change herself to be more attractive to her husband and seeks approval from the husband
>Does either party have true free will in this scenario? Or are both being driven by primal urges to find a companion?

Remember, Ojou monsters are the best monsters.

>>18709654
Its life, I ain't got to explain shit.

>>18709654
Is this what goes on in the mind of a Succubus when she’s giving a blowjob?

>>18709589
>is it really love if all i want to do is fuck him dry every evening?
>is charm magic really love?
>am i an erotomaniac?

>>18709674
Succubi are actually very ambitious creatures that can develop an autistic fixation on subjects like art, music, food, etc. in the same way humans can.

>>18709667
Tsundere loli ojou monsters.

Someone said cemetery workers would have it bad but what about morticians?

>>18709691
I prefer Himedere cake Ojou monsters.

Monsters have science and magic. They probably have journals like Nature and Discovery and shit. What breakthroughs would they describe in the science field?

>The shift in demographic-and core nature. As rape is being replaced with love and patient courtship, does this mean that the relationship of predator and prey between monsters and humans is changing? Possible reasons behind this reversal of power explained.

>Inbreeding weakness-new groundbreaking study confirms deepest fears about incest. The research is ongoing but all possible answers are grim.

>Health ec-new embalming fluid created for undead can induce new skin growth and produce a softer look. Research focuses on this to find a new possible regenerative cure.

>>18709679
>>is charm magic really love?
This is the problem I have with the setting. I always end up talking in circles until I end up with the realization that love itself and all emotions are nothing but a ‘magic’ trick played by chemicals in the brain trying to ensure you fulfill your duty as a living being.

>>18709710
Fool! For you trust your brain to tell you that all experience is made by chemicals!

>>18709704
Would Gremlins be the pop-sci people that do less hard science and research in favor of the interesting and fun?

>>18709713
My true foolishness is believing that I have an understanding of my existence. This magic stone I’m sitting in front of tells me nothing of reality. It simply emits light in a pattern that I interpret to have meaning.

>>18709692
Performing autopsies suddenly became a lot more difficult.

>>18709595
Nothing could possibly go wrong unless you're her sibling.

Hug denial should be a crime in Wintersburg

>>18709430
thats a very hot way to hug

>>18709684
>art, music, food, etc.
>food
Why did I get the image of a Succubus raging over her chefs not having lamb sauce?

>>18709726
All knowledge is derrived from that which we could never truly know. We percieve, record, and hypothesize to no end, but it is what we wish to know that drives us.

To fear existence is to never truly exist.

>>18709679
Aren't many monsters so attractive that they don't even need ez mode charm magic.

>>18709746
I imagine the cruelest thing would be to push them back when they try to greet with a hug and then you go for handshake.

>>18709474
It is impossible to go wrong with a fox and tanuki combo.

>>18709474
>>18709766
Forgot pic.

>>18709763
In the lilim's case, yeah, but I'd count that more toward a demonic aura imo

Even so, is it really love if he loves her body, and not herself?

>>18709766
Yep. The foxes run the shrine while the ‘nooks cook the books.

>>18709780
Kinda hard to get to know someone when all they want to do is fuck.

>>18709780
That’s why you shouldn’t be a slut anon. Love her for everything about her and not just for her body.

>>18709783
Exactly, so is sex a consummation of love in that case, or is it a man taking out his urges?

>>18709786
How is that possible when she's brainwashing him?

>>18709800
How do you know you love anything? Aren’t you at the mercy of feedback loops already? We like things that feel good and we seek them out further.

>>18709770

Is two girls a harem?

>>18709800
Or a Succ taking advantage of a dude? No idea.

If I knew she was a Lilim, I would try to engage with her in things other than sex to see what she is like. That is some top shelf monster girl that is at least worth looking into.

>>18709826
It's bigamy, which is distinct enough to be its own little category.

>>18709766
Correct!

>>18709843
>>18709849
We think alike, my friend.

>>18709849
>>18709843
good taste

>>18709764
>Yeti gets a handshake instead of a hug
>Her deadpan anger is enough to scare a Lich

>>18709809
That's over-simplifying things, but yeah, I get your point. But, put youself in the shoes of a succubus for a moment. Would it never cross your mind that he might only seek you out for pleasure, and that you may never provide him the comfort and warm glow that a spouse would? Would it not be off-putting that he obeys your every whim, no matter how absurd, disgusting or cruel it would normally be to him?

In the end, charm magic would make him nothing more than a fucktoy. Is it really love when a partner is reduced to that state?

There's more to love than just "feeling good", and there are different types of pleasure.

>>18709851
Darn right.

>>18709849
Too young. If they grow up into >>18709826 then it might be worth the wait, but that’s still weird

>>18709849
I've never seen another comic with whole butt crotch hump thing they did, which is sad, cause it seems like a good idea.

>>18709873
*fist bump*

Know what might be weird for boys adopted by monster girls at a young age?
They'd grow up speaking their mother's native language first and foremost, so you'd end up being some blonde haired white guy who speaks English with a noticeable not-Japanese accent if you were raised by a Kitsune or a Tanuki.

>>18709864
That’s probably the kind of thing they have to teach new lesser succubi and the other species when the new DL took over.
>Listen up girls! Just because you can take a man to bed, doesn’t mean you’ll like sleeping with him!
>”Yes ma’am!”
>Always rember to look for his D.I.C.K. before going for the dick!

>>18709895
>*action*

>>18709907
>*criticism*

>>18709896
Plausible for sure since it already happens in real life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvZPPYhqGdk

>>18709826
Bigamy
Harem is 3+

>>18709739
>be a mortician
>have one overly masochistic zombie girl who always comes to your morgue
>”Oh yeah baby, cut me up! Come on do it! I need a big strong man to tell me how I died!”
>you just go back to your office and drink while she’s clawing at your door

>>18709964
I don't think Zombies would be that literate.

>>18709413
>Best mermaid

Excuse yourself.

>>18710059
>League of Legends
>best anything

>>18710062
Lewd slime kohai.

>>18709710
>>18709713
>>18709726
>>18709762

You are all fools! Existence is but a folly! To believe what you see, feel, touch, smell, and taste is to obey the will of chaos! All that is false is true, and all that is true is false! You don't exist! You are but machinations in the mind of god!

Aru Kya Van Zaz!

Cow butts

>>18710059
Nami a shit, she isn't even meta!

>>18710073
So where does dick sucking come into play?

>>18710083
She saw pro play!

>>18709964
Would undead be allowed to testify against their killers in murder trials?

>>18710070
I want to melt Glacies-chan's snowflake!

>>18710088
Something Something escapism and meaningless distraction from meaningless existence.

I don't know, anon you fill in the blanks. I'm just a lowly shitposter.

>>18710078
Brown cow butts.

>>18710106
>Snowflake hymen

>>18710099
More importantly, can you go on a adventure with a ghost to find her killer?

>>18710078
>Want to touch
>Can't
End me. Before that though, someone explain to me what I did to deserve not one but two cows pointing their derrieres at me.

>>18710117
isn't that basically just a genderflipped Deadman?

>>18710062
BBs titties are even larger than that aren't they?

>>18710131
Or Ghost Trick

>>18710131
Wha?
Detective/cop/whatever helping a ghost bring their murderer to justice has been a thing forever

I was thinking of possible choices to marry a Jinko. This is assuming of course this is the first time I met her.
>Cling to her arm
>Go and lick her abs
>Use catnip
>Wait until mating season
Which option would give guarantee that she becomes my wife?

>>18710156
All at once.

>>18710132
I think you're mixing up BB and Passionlip.

>>18710160
BB did get a bust upgrade for FGO.

>>18709746
Do Wintersburg Lamiae look like this?

>>18709920
Sure, it's not unheard of, but it's rare enough that it'd be a spectacle.
Also people will make fun of the poor boy by calling him a weeb.

>>18710160
She reminds me of Murasaki especially the tits

>>18710167
From the looks of it, so did Passionlip.

>>18710156
You forgot the 5th option
Beat her in a fight and humiliate her.

>>18710156
ask her out for cofee

>>18710197
What about gween tee?

>>18710173
I bet Winter lamia buy designer fur bras and coats from the White Horn's store, cold blooded monsters need to keep extra warm

>>18710197
>>18710198
I dont want my soul sucked today please stop

Sexy slime girl in a bikini

>>18710173
Yep.
Wintersburg/town is a fantastical place.

>>18710218

>>18710173
This is what I want when KC does Jorumungandr

Best MG for having her fat ass bust out of her tight jeans?

>>18710247
slime
cause she doesnt have to destroy the jeans to do it.

>>18710250
Werebat.

>>18710234
Isn't that just a plain but gigantic snake?

>>18710167
There's such a thing as too big. I feel bad for the middle one, she looks like she has horrible back pain 24/7

What were the views on alcohol and age limits in the medieval times? Did they care about that?

>>18710264
Can daughteru satyros drink?

>>18710262
>she looks like she has horrible back pain 24/7
She's actually okay since her tits just store excess data.

>>18710264
well back then alcoholic drinks were safer to drink that straight up water

>>18710262
That's actually a plot point, she's incapable of realizing how inhuman her body is because reasons so by her own perception she's normal.
One of her powers draws aggro by making anyone who comes near the poor girl become abusive towards her.

>>18710247
Troll. Always troll. And the scent of womanly musk once she does...

>>18710292
Kind of like the Umi Osho?

>>18710264
Age limits were heavily influenced by the Church - despite common preconceptions, prepubescent marriage/coitus was not very common.
It was generally held that a women entered appropriate child bearing age in between 14-17 with variations depending on local culture and religious doctrine.

>>18710247
Memetic feline

>>18710305
Kinda, but worse. Instead of sexual things, it's just physical abuse.

would you?

>>18710320
would buy her clothes and give her head pats

>>18710320
Looks like it still has some growing to do.

Would harpys dragons werebats and demons/succubi be able to fly drunk?

"Come on, Anon! Let's go on an adventure!"

>>18710364

>>18710364
That guy is going tight cave exploring and he'll find a waterfal.

>>18710378
>Bullet
>Beastmen girl
This will always be funny to look at. A Makoto Rata would be top cute.

>>18710364
"This hellhound is heavy, the back of my head is burning, this is too far" is all I can see on that face.

>>18710391
He looks like a depressed man that barely leaves his house. He should be thanking that Hellhound.

>>18710277
For any booze "attuned" race like Satyros or Onis, it would probably be socially acceptable to drink alcohol at a young age. For the rest, that's the mystery.

I want to know whether a loli Wight would have some while spending the evening with you and show a bit of a more relaxed dere side of herself, or let you drink wine from her bare lap and comment you better enjoy it on her behalf too because she isn't old enough to drink yet to make it extra lewd.

>>18710401

>>18710403
>Adopted by an Oni
>First day of kindergarten
>She gets called in because she sent him to school with a can of beer in his lunch
>"What? He's been drinking alcohol since he was weaned! The boy holds his liquor better than most grown men and I'm damn proud of that!"

>>18710403
>she isn't old enough to drink
couldn't they give her grape juice or apple cider?

>>18710364
>>18710378
>>18710383
>>18710392
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>>18710412
This isn't the place for imagedumps pal.

>>18710401
If she just let him die he would've been much happier with a wisp much sooner. Thanks, hellwan.

>>18710416
I mean she'd probably drink some substitute like that in the case monsters regulate underage alcohol use, the "drink" in that sentence is a figure of speech.

Around foxes, cover your crotches.

>>18709425
I see you've never heard of assless panties.

>>18710489
why would i do something silly like that

>>18710502
Does this look like a face you can trust?

>>18710516
Looks like a face I want to full with dick.

>>18710516
no?

>>18710516
Can't you learn to fuck off.

>>18710516
Yes!

>>18710489
But that prevents me from using it on them.

>>18710516
>all the mg vns you could post
>fag shit from violated hero

>>18710489
But I want them to rape me.

>>18710516
Eat shit, faggot.

>>18710185
>impossible to me
>If I am stronger than her it kinda defeats the point of having a Jinko waifu

>>18710551
what does being stronger have to do with teaching jinkos circus tricks

>>18710536
Violated Hero is great: it's basically a gender-flipped Asanagi doujin.

Just ignore him.

Is this VHfag a bot?

>>18710582
He's just some fucking faggot from /monster/ trying to start shit here since his usual shithole is always dead.

>>18710489
Or what? She'll caress my member with her dainty fingers and soft, luxurious tail? She'll bring me to orgasmic bliss with her luscious lips and silk touch?

>>18710572
I am not interested in teaching her circus tricks but in being pricess carried by her and overpowered by her daily as she has her way with me.

>>18710594
Yes. Surely there's no danger in spending one night with a lovely fox lady. It's not like I'll become addicted to the feeling of her silken tail wrapped about me? I won't become addicted to her ass grinding against my crotch. Her loving touch won't leave me begging for more.

Is it safe to post stories again

>going out looking for food? No need!! You're my property, so from now on, I'll look after you

>>18710662
You talk like a CGRascal translation.

>>18710676
Sorry, I didn't feel like putting in my best effort right now. Have another fox.

>>18710078
Drive me nuts.

>>18710672
Okay, go make me a sammich then.

>>18710698
Touch fluffy tail?

>>18710698
>Martial artist Inari
I want this so much, but she needs abs and muscles.

>>18710535
Not if you're covering your crotch with foxpussy!

>>18710730
I think she's supposed to be a wolf anyway.

>>18710701
Is she allowed to have breasts like that and a bubble butt? Seems dangerous.

>>18710729
Always yes.

>>18710672
I'd like to take care of a dragon, beginning with normal pampering and praises and becoming something a bit more to the point where she notices she became heavily dependent on me.

>>18710745
What makes the tail so fluffy?
Why do I have such a desire to touch it?

>>18709558
>>>/trash/

>>18710739
Cowgirls don't play by conventional rules anon, they're too charismatic so they're allowed to be perfect in all categories.

>>18710735
That works, but I don't think it'll do a whole lot for public decency.
Oh well, that's not MY problem.

>>18710758
>>What makes the tail so fluffy?
It's love. You don't get fur that thick, that soft, that puffy without lots of love and care. You want to touch it because you want to be loved too.

Which one gives you rougher sex Minotaur or Hellhound?

>>Anon, you forgot your change!

>>18710776
Minotaur, until she gets tired. Hellhound makes up the difference by being just as rough for as long as you're capable of keeping it up.

>>18710767
That shit was left untouched for 4 hours already.
>/jp/ """moderation"""

>>18710776
Minotaur probably, if you make 'em see red first.
Hellhounds are likely more rough by default, but they also hold back to some degree since they're never going to let themselves actually hurt you.

>>18710730
She's fast on her feet
And a beast in the sheets
But endure till the end
And next time
She'll bring a friend

>>18710809
Fox ninjas are scary!

>>18710701
>bepis

If you’re mean to Jinkos, be prepared to pay your due. https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=129551459

>>18710809
Be careful.
The quiet ones are always the most dangerous.

>>18710844
Arent those hell awoos?

>>18710791
What if you pretend your Hellhound wife hurt you when having sex?

>>18710856
I think the left one is. The right one should be your normal busy fox

>>18710862
I don't know if I'd call that fox normal.
I'd call her wife.

>>18710857
If she finds out you were faking, I hope you're ready for overtime.
If she does buy it, you get pic.

>>18710857
I'm pretty sure she would, especially because if she didn't I'd have her on all fours and a leash drinking my cum from a bowl.

>>18710844
>>18710809
>>18710774
Yes yes, fox tails are very nice...

But can they wrap you up entirely in just one?

>>18710875
For some reason I read that as "Would your Hellhound hurt you when having sex?"

>>18710876
Of course.

>>18710876
Need they be able to? Divide and conquer his heart, they say.

Which MGs would be the most prone to becoming Jedi scum.

Or at least which MGs would fit the rolls best?

>>18710876
Pfft, that's fucking amateur-level mofu. This is what real mofu looks like.

>>18710899
I imagine wurms would be good at rolls.

>>18710884
You seem nervous. Are you sure that tail is enough? A shame if it couldn't satisfy...

>>18710904
All of her looks soft. Truly, this must be the queen of mofu.

>>18710899

>A baby boy is born to a human mother, but she suffers from postpartum hemorrhaging
>A blood transfusion is necessary, and due to an error, she's given monster girl blood
>The newborn Anon and his Succubus mother suffer no further complications
>A year and a half later, she gives birth again
>As they grow up, Anon's little sister directs her growing curiosity and eventual lust towards him
>It's totally normal for them and their parents are supportive, so they don't understand why their friends at school stare and make comments when the two of them kiss and display other forms of affection

>>18710876
I think so, yeah!

>>18710925

>>18710904
Pure fluff.

>>18710925
>Blood-related monstergirl incest
That's my fetish alright.

>>18710945
Please do not post foxes with great thighs in short skirts. I supressed my mofu addiction and I don't want it back.

>tfw into mofu
>Now I feel like trimming down most tails that I see
What happened to me

>>18710945
Bury me in kitsune tits.

>>18710904
>>18710910
It isn't just about having the biggest floof. It's about knowing how to use it.

Poor thing looks so shy. She couldn't possibly entice a man and have him wrapped around her little finger.

Ever at her beck and call. Ready to do anything, ANYTHING, for just a touch, a taste, a single solitary moment of pure joy and bliss. To be able, for just one night, to indulge in his desires and touch the fluffy tail.

No, she couldn't possibly do that to a man.

>>18710959
Once an addict, always an addict.

>>18710968
If I give you a (You) will you quit trying to shill your species by taking others down?
It's people like you that made me start disliking Shogs.

more Fluffy snake when Sub

>>18710969
That's not true at all, my dick may get hard but I can resist the mofu itself. I bet it's those legs that get me.

Fit Fluff

>>18710981
>Disliking a monster girl because of memes on 4chan
Pathetic.

>>18711001
It wasn't memes, it was how 90% of their thread presence was in being shoehorned into conversations that didn't concern them at all.
Fortunately that seems to have died down the past few weeks.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please comfort the yukis as spring arrives, their ability to bring snow-storms subsiding until they can't muster a thing.
I mean, honestly, how else will they be able to keep their man inside without a snowstorm?

>>18710981
That's her plan, Anon. She likes it when you're grumpy. Look how smug you made her.

>>18711021
Little do they know, their man has even more reason to stay in bed with them as the days grow warmer. There's nothing better than having a cold, beautiful wife to hug and breed as the days grow hot and humid.

>>18711021
Perhaps some form of fluffy coat

>>18710968
I don't give a fuck. I'm interested in foxes, not squirrels.

>>18711012
Very well then, I redact my insult and offer you a cotton candy sheep as recompense.

>>18711021
I wish I could write a story using that scenario as a premise. But I am tired. I am so tired all the time.

>>18710990
Lying to yourself isn't healthy.

>>18711033
>Smug yuki in a bathing suit being used as a daiki

>>18711034
How will a coat keep them in?

>>18711047
You better stop messing with the sleepy sheepy then.

>>18711049
>Spats
>Puffy vulva
>Huge mo-
Anon stop this. It should be clear that those images you are posting are doing nothing to me and I won't search for some lewd foxes myself.

Anyone have tips on how to simulate being coiled by a lamia style girl? Ever since I had a wonderful dream of sleeping with one I can’t go to bed without feeling that loving pressure around my back.

I wanna fluster a succubutt!

>>18711049
The worst thing about these damn kitsune is their feigned ignorance.
You know right fucking well what you’re doing with those clothes and/or that position. Don’t give me any of that ? crap or “what’s wrong anon, are you alright?”
I’d rape them right then and there for that bullshit if it wasn’t exactly what the harlots wanted.

I am angry about foxes.

>>18711090
Angry-flustered, lovey-flustered, or lewd-flustered?

Sweet and fruity scented trolls

>>18710996
I wanna fuck that fluff until she's unfit for anything but breeding.

>>18711096
This guy sounds obsessed with food.

>>18711090
As aam who has never experienced love...
I want a succubutt to fluster me

>>18711096
All three at once!

>>18711125
Food can be a natural aphrodisiac. Besides, a guy who knows his way around the kitchen is a major turn-on.

>>18711092
I think you're thinking too hard about these things.
Sometimes they may really not be aware.

>>18711135
I got your fix right here.

>>18711092
Are there any girls who could be genuinely honest in their ignorance?

>>18711107
I'd like to fluster a troll by telling her I like her smell already then yank off all of the flowers on her and take a big whiff of her smell.

>>18711152
But that’s exactly what they want you to think, you’re just playing straight into their hands.

>>18711166
I want to pull her tail

>>18711161
Alices probably.

>>18711168
I think I'm okay with being a pawn for foxy goodness.

>>18711171
>Succubus subspecies
>Innocent
She knows exactly what she's doing

>>18711166
>yank off all of the flowers on her
That's mean! At the very least you should clip them properly and put them in a vase while she gets increasingly flustered.

>>18711182
But they're actually clueless. All their charm spells and monster lust is unconscious.
Except for the Wonderland Alices, those ones are just straight up lewd.

>>18711166
Remember, don't be discouraged if you absolutely ravage a Troll's mega-booty, spanking and humping and all that the whole time, and when you're exhausted she turns around and says "That felt so relaxing honeybunch! But you could be a bit rougher, don't worry, my tushy can take it!"

>>18711191
And remember, it is said all alices eventually have a journey through Wonderland.

>>18711202
Well, they're innocent at first, at least.
That's more than can be said for most MGs!

>>18711210
When they regain their memories it must result in some interesting conversations, the alice perhaps recounting every deviant sexual experiment you tried with her over the years, which ones she would like to try again, etc.

>>18711161
>Elves have been fucked eight ways from Sunday & drenched in enough seed to make a succubus jealous, still blissfully ignorant
>Horny dragon loli is wound tighter than an industrial spring & desperate for a stud to plow her, still a virgin
Some girls just have terrible luck.

>>18711199
>don't worry, my tushy can take it!

>>18711222
It probably also involves heart pupils and sex on the spot. It's one hell of an emotional moment after all.

You will never attend the annual Spider and Hoof Kingdom Races just to see the Automaton versions of both sweep the competition during their debut year.

>>18711278
Cute! Except for glove hands for some reason.

Imagine the sexual harassment you could get away with in a work environment that includes monster girls.

>>18711348
Except when they do the BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK TODAY day

>>18711155
>Divorced couple reuniting during Lescatie bombings under the influence of mamano mana
>Black and White, Date Unknown

>>18710776
I honestly dont know. Hellhound's sex is described as "extremely rough and wild" while Minotaur is only "rough". I think many mistake the Hellhound's protectiveness as her holding back or being gentler, but I think this only applies outside of sex and during sex they dont hold anything back. On the other hand Minotaur is described to flatout roughly rape you from dawn to sunset every day, which means you spent all of your waking life being raped, while the Hellhound is implied to rape you very frequently but not literally all the time. So who knows who is rougher.

>>18711364
Fuck, forgot pic.

>>18711361
>bring your daughter to work day should be a ray of sunshine for single dads, letting him go about his day with the pleasure of showing his little girl his business. All while his female co-workers give him space and leave him alone.
>except when you get molested by your daughter in front of your co-workers

>>18711047
> I am so tired all the time.
There's a variety of amphetamines that will treat this.

>>18711364
Why would they? I imagine that husband wants nothing to do with her.

Waitress! There's a Fox in my Kitsune Udon!

And she's very smug!

>>18711377
Dont give her ideas or you will have a new daughter to bring to work

>>18711393
Not so loud! Everyone else will want one too.

>>18711372
Something something hyperbole.

>>18711377
>tfw KDF brings his daughteru to work in a latex gimp suit

>>18711398
"Hi everyone! This is my daughter and my granddaughter-daughter!

https://imgur.com/a/e4NQu

>>18711348
Imagine being sent as stress relief to a construction site to keep the unionized manticore, hellhound, and dragon laborers from going on strike.

>>18711412
I'll take that Troll at the end.

>>18711412
Goodness gracious.

>>18711348
At least I'd be receiving some female attention.

>>18711412
>Inari speaking in broken English
I didn't even know I wanted this until now.

>>18711406
That's not right anon, my waifu is the one who works so our daughteru would go to work with her. Not in anything fetishy either, probably just a mini version of my waifu's office lady outfit and lab coat.

>>18711412
Oh hey, Golem lewds.

>Succubus new hire
>She keeps screwing up really badly
>Badly enough that you're convinced it's intentional
>Finally let your frustration get the better of you
>"Do I have to shove my hand up your ass and work you like a puppet in order to make sure you get this right?!"
>She responds by saying "Oh, please do" as she climbs up onto her desk and points her ass towards you

>>18711412
Great work, great lewds.

>>18711483
>Taking her bait that hard
Shit manager detected.

>>18711412
Your stuff is always really nice.

You know what I could do? Write something. Ideas?

>>18711605
A pharaoh using her commanding voice in the bedroom

>>18711605
Kunoichi shenanigans.

>>18711605
Doing magic stuff with a elemental

>>18711605
Wurms being themselves!

>>18711605
A monster girl of your choice trying to decide what 'love' means to her, and coming to the conclusion that ________________________

>>18711605
Lizardman and salamander that team up to stalk the man they want

>>18711621
Just imagine being a rookie Elementalist who somehow manages to summon all four Elemental Spirits to your side, not because you're some chosen one but because your family's genetics mean you have an enormous abundance of spirit energy.
Just imagine them fretting over you because a huge mana pool doesn't mean you're particularly strong or have good control so most of your spells just explode in your face.

>>18710420
uhh...but its is

FAT

SNAKES

>>18711633
This i like
Have a nice amount of power and not being jesus

>>18711605
Daily life of a shy pudgy Rata in MGH

>>18711621
>>18711633
I think we have a winner.

>>18711641
She's not fat, she just sculpted her body for bearing children!

>>18711605
Anon trapped in his workplace during a full moon, where his CC boss shows that shes a werewolf

If I'm scared of squirrels, how do I deal with Ratatoskr reporters?

>>18711627
>High Orc and her horde have been in the human world for about five days after the portals spat them out there and they're slumming with a cute boy.
>The High Orc's been losing sleep bogging her mind over whether she and her tribe should gangrape this guy or not.
>On one hand, she's spied on him enough to know he's got a big dick and he's scrawny enough to be a pushover.
>On the other, he's really nice and has been feeding and housing them out of the kindness of his heart.
>As she's thinking "What is Love" starts playing on the radio.
>The High Orc is caught even deeper in the ethical dilemma, and her Tribe gets caught in it when they come to check up on her.
>When anon gets home, they're all so confused and conflicted they just throw him on the couch and gangrape him while kissing him all over.

>>18711662
Just throw a walnut near them when you see one coming close.

>>18711662
How can you be scared of squirrels seriously

>>18711671
One attacked me as a kid. Now I freak out if I see one.

>>18711676
Cant just say that and walk away, tell us the story wanker

>>18711663
What is love

>>18711678
Not much to tell
>Sitting on front steps of apartment
>Some squirrel was hissing at people from it's tree
>Go up to see it
>Thing rushes down the tree and starts to fucking scratch me
>Get it off me and hide inside house
>Had to go the doctor
It sucks and squirrels suck.

>>18711686
>Squirrel hissing
>Goes to check it
You weren't a smart kid

>>18711686
What is the MG equivalent of Rabies?

>>18711690
Rage shroom?
>>18711688
And now I'm not a smart adult.

>>18711690
Babies

>>18711686
How would monstergirls cure peoples phobias of them?
especially arachne

>>18711412
>broken English dirty talk
The penis in my heart is erect.

>>18711702
Exposure therapy is a thing and spiders are cunty enough to use it.

>>18711717
How would they handle the non-stop screaming?

>>18711717
But they dont have ugly mouths with fangs

>>18711725
By becoming more moist.

>>18711725
The meme answer is bondage and gags or with kissing, but I think that if they truly tied, they would find a way to do it without screaming.

https://youtu.be/t-klQ-kpq98

Reminder to take care of your MG so she doesnt have cooties!

>>18711633
>>18711648
And here it is. A man summons all the Elements.

https://pastebin.com/pgf8i3VC

>>18711676
Now they walk up and interview on the street!

Cat-imoutos and fox-nee-sans!

>>18712306
The weak mofu should fear the strong mofu

>>18712313
Fear the old mofu. For God's sake, fear it Anon.

>>18710844
Has anyone translated these moon runes?

>>18712314
you better not call her old or she wi

>>18712306
>ywn have a fox-nee hug you like this
This is physically painful

>>18712046
Thank you for writing this

ded

>Konami renewed the Silent Hill Licence for use with gambling devices
>Silent Hills will be revived as a fucking Pachinko Machine.
I need a Demon to hold me close and comfort me over this bullshit.

>>18711412
>Loli thighjob
I swear I'm not a lolicon.

>>18712457
You're welcome.
>>18712514
Easter is coming, surely all that is dead will come back to life.

>>18711412
>baphomet thigh job
My life is now complete, god bless you.
Well almost complete, I still want to full nelson that goat.

>>18712604
Unsurprisingly, Easter is celebrated quite fervently in Undead demon realms.

>>18712748
Alcoholich is my favorite lich.

>>18712782
Just be sure she doesn't overdo it, her liver doesn't need to be preserved any further.

>>18712793
She's my favorite though. I'd make sure she overdoes it and I'll even bring her stronger and more exoting drinks.

>>18712793
>"A-anon, -hic- do you h-hear the music of the universe?"

>>18712805
She's going to neglect her research at that rate.

>>18712817
All I hear is her bladder exploding.

>>18712860
Shhh, it's my research now. Let's see how much alcohol her phylactery manages to endure before breaking.

>>18711412
Do you have a gallery at tumbrl, pixiv etc?

>>18712860
Anon please, we all know it just hits her liver and everything else is burned off through a series of complex runes.

Why, she doesn’t even need her bladder really!

>>18712872
>>18712910
Well, she's as dead as the thread now. I hope you're happy.

>>18713168
But lichs are already dead.

>>18713168
She needa tp get deder.

>>18712519

>>18713219
Who’s that on the left?

>>18713168
She can always come back from death, but can we?

>>18713243
Titania.
She likes spooky

>>18713245
If she cares for you enough.

>>18713256
What are Lich-san’s hobbies.
Surely she can’t just study and experiment all the time.

https://original-work.simply-hentai.com/introducing-my-monstergirl-ex3/page/1381519

>>18713298
>>>/trash/

>>18713313
You can stop now.

>>18713312
It depends on the Lich. Some are good at mixing alcohol and better at drinking it. Others like getting swole. But ultimately, all of them will have a sidejob of caring for husband.

>>18713327
I wanna molest swole Lich’s abs while a pudgepire watches

Would you a mermaid Misty?

>>18713313
Why do you go out of your way to find these really shitty doujin sites that no one uses? Are you the kind of guy who googles "hentai" or are you some kind of 3rd worlder where all the sites people actually use are blocked?

>>18713361
No, now fuck off.

>>18713361
Fuck, forgot pic.

>>18713363
Is this better?
https://exhentai.org/g/859765/faf197eae7/

>>18713482
Zombie-Chan needs to relax.
It’s hard being the restless dead

>>18713509
She's just cold. Now if you warmed her up by posting old memes that'd be really great onii-chan.

>>18713509
Restless dead need something hard to relax.

>>18713482
>tfw no cute, dumb zombie wife with a voluptuous body

>>18713521
Ah, the memories

>>18713530
Cute pout

>>18713530
Wight is second most spankable monstergirl.

>>18713617
What a cute snek!