/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Dragons too cute, especially mine.

Don't like this, harpies aren't that stupid.

I've come up with a new business venture for the Tanukis.
Jizz jutsu, a school of martial arts aimed at women that centers around forcing your opponent to ejaculate.

>>18701436
All succubutts are born knowing that style and they teach it for free.

>>18701398
I actually prefer left. Guess lolicon isn't bound by species.

>>18701436
>literally ballbusting the martial art
YES

This one right?

>>18701421
https://youtu.be/ycMdhsEVWrY

I swear this thing is rigged

Little Siberian Jinkos gnawing on raw steaks

>>18701457
>ballbusting
Die.

>>18701398
Do Papillions make the best Christmas cakes?

>>18701474

>>18701488
Kind of impossible because they are already have a husband when becoming one

>>18701493
Re-read the profile Anon.

>>18701493

Hold her hand. Do it now.

>>18701474
>Tanuki hungrily breathing down your neck as you spend half of your savings rolling gatcha

>>18701489
I want a tubby yan-snek with glasses

>>18701548
>tubby

Video games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttv9P2mqC-k

>>18701569

>>18701567
Hey I like my snakes soft, although a muscled white snake wouldn’t be half bad

>>18701505
>not dealing with the caterpillar form gets you a meatier butterfly
Why even bother? It’s win-win.

>>18701529
I would love to. I really would...

>>18701569
Anime video game monster girls.

I bet Bicorns have a 1upmanship fetish.

>>18701529
I would if I could, she's responsible for making me love centaurs so much.

Thoughts on big meaty hands?

>>18701641
Claws are better.

>>18701617

>>18701529
>>18701641
Interlocking fingers

>>18701625

>>18701641
I would allow her to call me a filthy tark

>>18701398
Take a greenworm to a buffet!

>>18701569
Whats with the guy and is girl wearing matching outfits in the window?

>>18701674
Or a grocery store

>[angry tanuki shopkeeper noises]

>>18701674
Careful, any place that knows anything won’t let greenworms get all-you-can-eat salad bar access.

>>18701681
Dunno what you're yatterin' about

>>18701689
Ayyyyy

>>18701625
Shirohebis do that in harems too. Or when 2 of them like the same Anon.

Cow butts

>>18701683
>angry
Are you kidding? That’s like a free day’s worth of profits right there.

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid

>>18701683
>tanuki running a grocery chain
>"Oh my~! Your card was declined. Do you have another way you can pay?"
>She's tugging at the collar of her shirt while she says this, trying to draw your attention to her cleavage
>You just ask her to remove a couple of items and leave an extremely horny tanuki to her own devices
>later that night she returns home and fingers herself to one of the creep shots she took of you with the store's security cameras

>when you introduce a Baphomet to Mexican music

>>18701721
Oh yeah I forgot you have to foot the bill for whatever she ate in the store.

>>18701681
1. Its yatterman,
2. Wouldnt you wear a matching outfit?

I really want a lewd, but stern kiki

Would bleaching their hair be a form of self-harm for kejourou?

>>18701536
>her face when you keep getting shitty rolls

>>18701792
Not as much as cutting it.

>>18701774
Dog of Scarlet

>>18701796
>Tell a Kej to cut her hair
>She rapes you until you forget about the idea

>>18701796
>Kej daughteru shuts her door and plays Linkin Park especially loudly one night
>Wake up in the morning to find her blonde and with a bobcut
>Her mother faints, you groan
>She looks good but her mother won't have it and this implies things
>Namely, this is going to require counseling and some expensive hair products

>>18701826
That daughteru is getting spanked with the backside of a hairbrush!

Would you accept a lap pillow from her?

>>18701861
I feel like I'm' looking at a genderswapped Eddie/Zato-1

>>18701867
http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Seaplane_Tender_Princess

>Have succubus daughteru
>She's coming into her difficult years
>Confused and curious she tried her new list powers on that one person she's always liked
>You
>She hits you with the hardest charm she can manage
>"A-are you horny?"
>"Nope, I'm Dad!"
And that is how you make sure your daughter marries outside of the family.

>>18701784
Here's the full-res for you
https://files.catbox.moe/nr43l5.png

https://exhentai.org/g/1171399/2e7572fe15/

>>18701880
>>She hits you with the hardest charm she can manage
That's a dangerous game, little Succ.

Would men's restroom be safe?

>>18701928
Yes, barring exceptionally perverted Akanames.

>>18701861
Does the lower half bite? What if I feed it hot sauce?

>>18701928
No.

>>18701926
Her mom should probably show her how it's done before she gets uppity.
>"Oh, honey, that's not how a man looks when he's mad with lust, THIS is how a man looks when he's mad with lust!"

>>18701969
>parents start having violent, passionate sex right in front of their daughter
>her eyes are wide with awe and wonder

>>18701969
How this for a senario
Man with son, and mother has turned monster.
Now sun is dealing with monsters and they want to give him advice

>>18701928
No, you have to deal with alps that get bullied for using the girl's restroom.

Left or right?

Reminder to let the harem dudes take the the monstergirls out in the open so you can talk to that shy hakutaku that doesnt like to bother anyone

>>18701977
>Son walks in with headphones plugged in
>Sees parents violently rutting and sister drooling
>Nopes the fuck out
>Calls later, sleeping over with a friend that night
>Never able to look at his parents the same way again

>>18702013
Right. The only good slime is an indescribably cute eldritch horror.

>Akaname
>Mucus Toad
>Ghoul
Are these the top girls for blowjobs?

>>18702044
Amen brother.

>>18702018
Meanwhile, his sister develops plans for him...

>>18702013
Right. Slimes are nice but a grapecubus is too good to pass up.

>>18702066
>Haaauu... dad's to difficult to practice magic on.
>But maybe if I start out on a weaker target?
>Nufufufu. Oniiiichaaaan~ where are you?
>Hide and seek! Hide and seek! I'm on the hunt for easy prey!

>>18701688
That's discrimination!

>>18702084
But what about the westermarck effect? And Nii's p'orc warband?

>>18702112
Doesn't affect monster girls. Incest is not only physically safe for them, there's no social taboo, so an instinctive rejection of family as mates never develops.

>>18702132
There will be no brother bothering in my house!

>>18702132
It DOES develop in humans tho.

So think about it. There is a group of boys out there, hiding because their sisters, momsters etc want to fuck them and the thought of doing so makes them sick

>>18702160
Lanternon's first story had that.
The guy wanted nothing to do with it, but his dark priest sister tried to force him to use a "cure". Needless to say she was worst girl who didn't get humans at all.

>>18702160
>incubi
>humans

>>18702173
Monster girls in general don't get humans, why do you think they have to brainwash them?

>>18702180
In the rare occurrence of a male being born to a momster, is he an incubus right away?

>>18702194
Yes, because it certainly wouldn't be a human.

>>18702194
Yes.

>>18702194
He's exposed to de since before birth, he's gonna be an incubus

>>18702180
They are, fuckwit. Incubi just have decided and bigger dicks, they still maintain their memories, morals(unless you like the brainwashing aspect of kc which is bullshit) and personality

TO THE CARD DIMENTION!

>>18702160
Well, it's not set in stone. Incest is very, very common throughout human history and into the present day.
Given the right social conditions, ie. growing up with sex monsters for whom actively seeking out incest is not uncommon, the instinctive rejection of family members as sexual partners would be far less prevalent.

>>18701802
I want to be her dog

>>18702232
https://youtu.be/yHa6xRojKZg

>>18702231
Thread needs more dragons

>>18702256

>>18702256

I want to grill beef while fucking a minotaur

Requesting gremlins

>>18702256
Cerberus needs a vanilla dragon

>>18702281
Rude!

>>18702279
Lewd!

Attack from above!
Get doowwn!

>>18702314

>>18702329
>monmusus with stands
Humanity is doomed

>>18702344

>>18702291
Grembo.

>>18702329
But why does King Crimson always look so pissed?

>>18702314
>>18702329
Who will put a stop to these random Cupid attacks?

>>18702291

>>18702370
Not me, I'm hoping to be the victim of one.

>>18702366
>LOLshit
>>>/out/

>>18702377
>"My ass has finally decided to eat your cock!"
>It hungers! For more.

>>18702391

>>18702377
>NOW LET THE MATING BEGIN!!!

Touch the cow.
Do it NOW.

>>18702014
Are you telling me to steal harem members?

>>18702180
They're humans

>>18702480
No they're not.

Hide your fun guys the orderfags arrived.

>>18702507
I'm just using KC's own words.

>>18702391
>Gremlin rides anon until cumflated while Lich assistant takes notes
>"Gentlemen! There is a chance, this will work!"
>"I'm sure you said 'theres no chance this'll work'."
>Gremlin realizes that Anon is in the wrong whole
>"Fool, that will never work!"

Later:
>Lich is talking with a different assistant about what happened
>"Gentlemen! Fill my ass with cum, because I'm dumb as hell!"
>Cue Gremlin walking in with Anon and an obviously pregnant tummy

>>18702465
I fucking CAN'T! Stop making me feel this way!

>>18702279
Why is that dragon so lewd?

http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=the-flower-with-no-name

What monstergirl looks best in an OL getup, dude?

>>18702537

>>18702537
OL Anubis is best for getting into a romantic fling with in secret, only for it to turn into something more.

>>18702537
My waifu.

>>18702545
A workplace with a Demon boss pretending to be human would be really strange if you had no idea what was going on.

>>18702537
Your mom(ster)

>>18702537
I really wish I had a picture of a Holstaur in an OL outfit but I don't, and I think that's a travesty.

>>18702344
>Kej with Love Deluxe

It might sound redundant but it makes her a powerful warrior.

>>18702569
Demons in whiteface!

>>18702537
Demons and Dark Elves

>>18702589
That' racist!

>>18702623
*That's
Fuck.

>>18702623
I would call a demon blueberry

>>18702627

>>18702569
>You know she's a Demon
>She doesn't know you know
>You do everything you can to "unintentionally" tease, taunt and bully her while pretending to just be a bit of a dense guy lacking in social grace
How many times can you get away with adjusting your junk in front of her before she reaches out and grabs it?

>>18702643
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2631237

>>18702562
KDF your waifu has a questionable taste in work attire at best. That is insufficient PPE for a geneticist! What if she spills hyperactive mutagens on herself and develops superpowers?!

https://www.literotica.com/s/dont-fuck-the-flowers

>>18702643
Demons are always the cutest.

Remember to properly discipline a misbehaving dog.

>>18702743
Agreed.

>>18702743
>>18702755
Fuck, forgot pic.

>>18702743
Correct. Especially when your demonfu sits in your laps while you play games together.
Gonna kiss her on the head when she least expects it.

>>18702623
Tell that to her!

>>18702574
I’d love to give my hard working OL momster shoulder rubs when she gets home from a long day at work!

>>18702666
I still don't understand why a man that draws breasts like that calls himself Lolicept.

>>18702386
He posts it every thread to shitpost.

>>18702589
Just think about it. You work at GenericCo and out of the blue you get a new manager. She's the best boss you've ever had, great management skills, always charming, and she's one of the most attractive women you've seen in your life. Everyone gets along with her. Then she starts spending time with all your female coworkers. Nothing odd about that, they just talk over lunch about things you can't hear.

But then you notice changes in them. they seem more confident then before, more charismatic, and sometimes you can swear they're staring at you and the other men and whispering to each other. You know something is up at this point and decide to see if you could get transferred because you're getting bad vibes. A few days after this, you're packing up to leave when you try the door. It won't open. You ask the other men in the lobby what's wrong, and they have no idea why the door is jammed, and their phones aren't working. Turning around, you see your manager and female coworkers approach. Then they drop their human forms.

For a man that has no idea that Demons exist, it would be something out of a horror movie.

>>18702537
Wights.

>>18702537
OL Kikis with a complex about not being maids!

>>18702792
Fat wight.

>>18702791
>You work at GenericCo and out of the blue you get a new manager
>out of the blue

heh

>>18702537
Office jinko is unbeatable.

>>18702791
>For a man that has no idea that Demons exist, it would be something out of a horror movie.
Until it turns into an adult movie. She'd make use of your fearboner, just hope she doesn't acquire a preference for them.

>>18702791

>>18702843
unnecessary fear and suffering because of order propaganda

>>18702791
The fear would be gone quickly as you get shoved into a closet and jerked off by your Demon boss who's still in her suit.
And then she slings your weakened form over her shoulder and tells the other office ladies to have fun husband hunting while she hauls you up to her office for more in depth sex.

>>18702867

>>18702873
Not like you would know that at first.

>>18702868
Cute. I'd like to recieve some shoulder rubs from my familiar sister.

>>18702791
>maintainece guy fixes the stuck door
>opens up and sees a bunch of demons fucking throughout the office
>just slowly closes the door and walks away at a brisk pace

>>18702908
I bet Familiars would give the best shoulder rubs and back massages.

>>18702916
For sure. I'd like to give some massages to her too but recieving them after work would be heaven.

>>18702897
Kinda hard to focus on fear when a girl's got her hand pumping your dick and her tongue is wrestling with yours.

>>18702908
>You'll never have a perfectly platonic relationship with your familiar stepsister.
>She'll never chase the Sabbath away from you because she disapproves of the perverted loliba brocons.
It hurts.

>>18702839
Is that before or after one of the men jumps the gun and smashes a heavy object on one of their heads?

>>18702950
This would be great. I'd love to have a non-lewd relationship with my familiar, helping her out with whatever she needed and seeing her doing her best for me. Seeing her smile and calling me "onii-chan" or "big bro" would give me a heart attack.

I want to protect her!

>>18702966
Oh that'll probably happen.
But he'll choose poorly and it was the one who corrupted into an Ogre.
That's just gonna turn her on.

>>18702970
And when she grows up and becomes one of the most popular girls in school on track to become an Idol she'll try her best to hook you up with the older sister of one of her rich friends because she thinks you'd be adorable together.

>>18702974
>Ogre
Well he can always push her out the window. That will slow her down for a while until his friends can get the door open.

>>18702358
BECAUSE HE HAS NO IDEA HOW THE FUCK HE WORKS

Harpies aren't that stupid

>>18703049
But KC is easy to understand.

>>18703039
>Implying
He's gonna get shoved behind a desk and ridden senseless while the rest of the office explodes into an orgy of rape.
Pre-married employees will be courteously escorted out before all this begins.

>>18703073
What about men that are disgusted by orgies?

>>18702932
I’d love that to happen every night. And then after she gives me shoulder rubs, I’ll make our dinner while she does her homework in the kitchen and I’ll help her with any questions she has. And after she gets her homework done we play video games together until it’s time to take a bath and go to bed!

>>18703077
They get raped somewhere else.

>>18703077
The side offices, closets and bathrooms exist for a reason. If you don't want to be having sex in the same room as a bunch of other guys, then she'll allow that.

>>18703051
https://youtu.be/2k0SmqbBIpQ

>>18703077
That’s what the offices and conference rooms are for.

>>18703090
Just ignore him Anon.

>>18703084
>>18703089
>>18703092
What if none of the women there are a man's type? Or what if he's too busy taking care of family to spend an entire afternoon fucking one of his coworkers?

>>18703100
Ignoring a problem won't make it go away.

>>18703100
Ignoring brain cancer will just kill you faster.

>>18703100
Ignoring things that get reposted for the sake of shitposting only helps the shitposts.

>>18703107
>>18703115
>>18703122
What does saying "fuck off" do?

>>18703102
Impossible. There's always a woman who's a man's type when it comes to monstergirls.
And I mentioned earlier that married men were escorted out.

>>18703102
There'll be a woman his type. The Demon planned this out.

>>18703102
If he has a family already they’d probably let him leave early. And if he’s a single father I’m surprised he wasn’t taken sooner.

>>18703107
>>18703115
>>18703122
>giving the person that wants attention attention
Jesus christ

>>18703102
Are you actually trying to find a question with no good answer?

I want to tell a Cheshire to fuck off, knowing that it'll just make her try to fuck with me harder, which is all part of my plan. I'll lure her in by pretending to get upset about her antics, get her to drop her guard when she's assured herself that she has the upper hand, and then I'll jam three fingers in her ass and kiss her.

Pick a slime.

>>18703131
>>18703132
>>18703133
Well hopefully they don't make fun of him if he's shy.

>>18703142
The leftmost one.

Is it possible to convince monstergirls to not sexually assault people?

>>18703126
https://youtu.be/Cs57e-viIKw

>>18703150
No

>>18703143
There's nothing cuter to a monstergirl than a shy boy.

>>18703142
But they're all the same slime.

>>18703142
Since left is taken, the far fight

>>18703150
Teach them that vanilla romance is sweeter and worth the wait.

>>18703142
Come back with a Shoggoth or don't come back at all.

>>18702680

>>18702970
I want to have a lewd relationship with a loli dark mage. And also hear her call me "onii-san", but in a very different tone.

>>18703189
But how?

>I was going through your emails and saw a message to someone called Mom. Who is this...Mom???

>>18703198
You’re my mom!

>>18703190

Reminder that it’s all fun and games till your Jinko imotou thinks that pregnancy will make her a better fighter due to the ‘experience it gives’

>>18702680
>What if she spills hyperactive mutagens on herself and develops superpowers?!
That's the ultimate dream though anon! Besides, this is just her outfit that she wears under all that, she has to look professional a t all times when she's at work after all! Also, she's more of a general chemist then a geneticist.

>>18703142
The queen herself.

>>18703211
That’s when you bust out the spray bottle. I’d help her trap that neighbor boy she likes in the tool shed and practice on him though.

>>18703219

>>18703198
I guess I have to change my password and explain basic facts of life to her.

>>18701854
!

>>18702792
I imagine modern day setting Wights living in huge penthouses on top of a tall skyscraper.

They'd throw exclusive parties up there too.

>>18701854
What happens if I say no?

>>18703247
How would they make their money? Investing?

>>18703252
She leaves you and finds a better man.

>>18703247

>>18703233
That’s how you end up with a drained neighbor, your imotou holding up a positive pregnancy test [spoilet]And her salamander rival proclaiming that she won’t lose and will get pregnant too

>>18703247
For the longest time i thought wights were super ghosts, i wish KC would do more ghost like wraiths, banshees or poltergeist.

TOUCH the COW anon!

https://imgur.com/a/dz8sx

>>18703272
Dame you phone!

>>18703247
>Expect this
>Wight boss knows you worked as an electrician for a few years before switching careers and demands you come fix something at her home
>Dirty clothes everywhere, most of it sweatpants and sweatshirts
>Dirty dishes in the sink
>TV has been displaying Netflix's "Are you still there?" message for so long that it's burned into the screen
>"If you're not going to clean it, then shut up!" she snaps

>>18703279
You had me worried for a second.

>>18703276
We got phantoms!

>>18703279
>cow in spats
MUH

Pleiades!

>>18703284
>Not pristine clean
>with some signs pointing to how it was a gigantic mess cleaned only recently
>you could swear shes breathing a bit heavier than usual and almost sweating

>>18703301
Are you trying to get us to hate these girls? Because you're doing a pretty good job.

Never buy birthday gifts for your daughter from a tanuki.

>>18703349
My daughteru can’t be this oppai

>>18703349
But anon, sentient being trafficking is highly illegal!

[x]Touch reverse scale

>>18703349
Cheaper then buying succubus potions.

>>18703371
What if I lick the reverse scale?

>>18703247
Wight penthouses would probably contain portals that lead to Undead Kingdoms for easier traversal.
That, or their penthouses would be located in Undead cities.

Remember sabbath tenant number 10
Thick thighs save lives

>>18703367
Not if the Tanuki Occupational Government does it.

>>18701398
has someone done an ugly duckling type story with her yet?

>>18703390
Especially if she's one of the rare ones that doesn't have a husband with her as a pupa.

>>18703252
>puppydog eyes

>>18703252

>>18701475
Meaty meat just like babushka used to make

>>18703389
Make it Danuki Occupational Government. Racoon DOG.

>>18703382
Same thing.

>>18703429
Nah man, a rough finger does not feel like a smooth, hot, wet tongue.

>>18703417
She needs her meat to grow up big and survive the harsh landscape

>>18703436
You're still getting your pelvis disintegrated.

>>18703456
I know, but I would hazard a guess that it would be rougher than usual due to the unexpected sensation.

>>18703284
Now here's the real question.
Is she in yoga pants and a loose fitting tank top?

>>18703460
Eh, I see your point.

>>18703456
What if you touch it while you're already having sex?

>>18703310
>Wight
>breathing

>>18703492
Yes and?

>>18703496
They're Undead you nincompoop.

>>18703476
She's wearing a t-shirt that's a few sizes too large and some black lace panties.

Best dragon right here.

>>18703520
best umbrela

>>18702666
SLIMY SLUT!

>>18703514
mge undead are living, and yes, breathing things. The non-born ones are defined by the fact that they used to be dead but actually became living, albeit undying, organisms again. That's also why they are capable of giving birth.

>>18703532
where do I find legitmate undead then?

>>18703537
Ghosts, Wisps or Phantoms I think

>>18703532
I thought undeads gave birth to normal succubi. You know, like Cursed Swords.

>>18703532
>and yes, breathing
Cite where it's said then.

>>18703531
Next thing you know she'll ask you to take responsibilty for tripping on her body and landing on her chest.

>>18703549
>>18703544
>Furthermore, as mentioned previously, by continuously gaining spirit energy, the bodies of the undead are mended to the state they were in before death.
bla bla bla
>The children born on such occasions are not human children. If it's a zombie, then the child will be the same kind of zombie
> For this reason, it is said that the undead aren't “human corpses reanimated via demonic energy”, but “organisms called undead that are reborn from human corpses due to demonic energy.”

>>18703575
oh and the source: MGE world guide 1, Fallen Maidens page 88

>>18703575
>zombie babies

>>18703532
>mge undead are living, and yes, breathing things
You're still taking that one figurative/philosophical bit literally, which is dumb.
>That's also why they are capable of giving birth.
They can give birth because magic. They can only give birth after they've been given enough magic.

>>18703585
>You're still taking that one figurative/philosophical bit literally, which is dumb.
No I'm not, see >>18703575
Maybe they don't need to breath all the time per see. It's never specified. But in a setting like MGE I can't imagine there not to be some heavy breathing involved with any and all type of monster girl at some point.

>>18703596
Wanna box her titties

>>18703486
It hurts.

>>18703596
My little rapist can't be this busty!

>>18703612
You're gonna get pelviscerated in return.

>>18703621
Bap the Red Cap.

>>18703634
Is there any monster girl that cannot be beaten by boops and baps?

>>18703648
Onis, Doing that to them only makes them rape you harder.

>>18703656
Mersharks are not whore's!

>>18703601
That is exactly the line I was talking about. It's pretty fucking obvious
>it is said that the undead aren't “human corpses reanimated via demonic energy”, but “organisms called undead that are reborn from human corpses due to demonic energy.”
is more figurative or describing a philosophical concept than literal.

>>18703665
All monsters are whores.

>>18703661
You need to do a rapidfire booping

>>18703674
no anon we are the whores.

>>18703674
You're a whore. I'm a whore. E V E R Y O N E I S A F I L T H Y W H O R E ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

>>18703520
She's okay. Maybe the third or second best.

>>18703679
I'm not a whore, I'm a pure boy who would stay with my waifu.

>>18703671

>>18703694
definitely 2nd best. Ryu being 1st best.

>>18703486
>no wolfu to bite into your shoulder and scratch your back during particularly rough sex
why has this started to appeal to me

>>18703703
Liar, we all know you'd fuck the first monster pussy you got your hands on. NO ONE IS IMMUNE.

reminder that you can be an easy hero in the land of the shortstacks

>>18703738
How is she upright?

>>18702231

>>18703284
Let me do you one better
>Get asked to patch a hole in the drywall by Wight boss b/c she knows you're the office's handyman
>Expecting a new home in some high class suburb
>is actually a house from the 70's that's been patched up more times than a porcupine's quilt
>hole is a 30" wide gap in the dining room ceiling caused by a slightly leaky vertical pipe in the fucking ceiling made out of some corroded god-knows-what brand of chinese bullshit pipe
>explain how you're gonna have to PVC the shit out of all the plumbing in the ceiling because it's just that fucked
>turn off water
>She takes you to the hardware store in a decade-old Nissan hatchback
>comments about how she's happy you're saving her so much money while at checkout
>yeahwhatever.png
>get back to house
>take for-fucking-ever to replace pipe b/c it's plumbing, of course it's a fucking mess
>throw water back on
>everything works, miraculously
>it's now dusk
>tell her you're going home
>"B-but I have a luncheon tomorrow with the CEO! Could you pleasepleaseplease get it done tonight?
>screaming internally, but you can't turn a sad face down, so you nod amd get back to work
>ask if she has a drill because the battery on yours is dead (of course)
>"Yeah, I have one! Just don't laugh, cause it's not as big and manly as yours, 'kay?"
>She takes you to her bedroom
>Bras, leggings and other hand-washables in a pile next to the master bath
>bed is a collective mass of sheets
>tv is on mute, streaming some American cartoon show off Netflix
>posters of Gibli movies, Inuyasha, several Marvel and DC blockbusters thumb-tacked to the walls
>floor is dirty as fuck
>realize she tidied up only the dining room for you because she wasn't expecting you to venture any further into this magical realm
>she opens the cabinet beneath the sink
>you can see at least two rows of dildos hidden away in the cabinet next to where she pulls the drill out of
>She's visibly sweating but still playing off her nervousness
>keep quiet and return to dining room
>start cleaning out hole to prep for the drywall chunk you cut out
>notice one of the rafter ties has rotted completely through
>have to drive back to the hardware store just for a fucking 2×4 and some brackets
>come back
>she heads to the shower
>kick it into high gear
>finish nailing the chunk of drywall in by the time she comes out
>her hair is done up in a ponytail, and she's wearing only a long t-shirt and a pair of panties
>she's sitting on the counter and watching you while you touch up the edges with plaster
>tell her it's going to be about 4 hours before the plaster dries so she'll have to paint over it in the morning
>"Why don't you stay the,night, Anon? It's awfully late anyway, and you seem to be enjoying it here."
>she winks and spreads her legs a little
>ask her if there are any spare beds
>"I don't usually have guests, so I don't have one, teehee!"
>a couch?
>"Isn't that bad for your neck?"
>well i have to sleep somewhere
>"I have a king-sized mattress, so there's plenty of room for you there! Let me go clean up real quick!"
>she runs to her bedroom
>before you can even attempt to make an escape, she comes back, huffing air as if she were drowning in it
>practically sweating through her shirt at this point
>she takes you by the wrist
>ok i guess this is happening
>she turns out the lights
>lie on your side with your back toward her
>you can hear her practicing lines to herself like "why are you wearing your jeans to bed, silly!" over and over
>she rolls over to your side and spoons you with her uncomfortably sweaty skin
>whisper-stammering because she can't muster up the courage to put the moves on you
>spend the rest of the night wide awake with a sweaty weeaboo zombie clinging to your backside
>when morning comes you finish up the ceiling and bolt
>boss texts you about hanging out again sometime later that afternoon
>you never gave her your number

>>18703707
Normal dragons are the first best. They are the cutest.

>>18703712
Not true, I'd fight and do my best to get strong so I could be with her and only her.

>>18703746
Nanomachines son

>>18703755
>They are the cutest.
They're more angular than a trig exam.

>>18703753
I bet simply doing something like complimenting her clothes or being a little suggestive is more than enough to get that Wight stuttering and tripping over herself in embarrassment.

>>18703771
They acute.

>>18703783
More like obtuse.

>>18703621
It aggravates me that Losenis still hasn't delivered.

>>18703803
Deliver what

>>18703708
As someone who also has this fetish, I will explain it to you using an overly complex metaphor.

People are like porcupines. We all have our problems, flaws, and emotional baggage. Just comes with life. These problems are ever-present and don't just go away. Sure we can just face each other head-on and never show our backs, but we can't face everything at the same time. Sooner or later, something will creep up on our backs, and we will be powerless to stop it. Sure, our spines can deter some threats, but they wont stop something big like a gun shot. So it only makes sense to have someone to watch your back. You'll get close, so close that your spines will pierce eachothers backs. It'll hurt like hell, but you'll probably get used to it, and you'll heal to accommodate the spines in your back. You'll get closer and closer, until finally the spines are so deep inside you that if you move to roughly, you will experience unbearable pain. When you're like this, all it will take is a prick and your heart will be lethally ruptured. You can always separate, but you'll still bleed out and experience a pain until you heal back up. Then again, you might just bleed to death, but that's rare. Then someday, you'll once again have want for someone to cover your back. It'll be harder for the spines to pierce the scarred flesh, but if you relax, they'll end up just as deep as they were before.

In addition to this there is a special kind of porcupine that gets its rocks off from the pain of having their back pierced. These porcupines are called masochists, and you're one of them.

I also guess it's something about a woman being completely unable to control herself because she's enjoying the sex so much. You can choose either explanation, to be honest. I don't have a fucking clue why either.

>>18703825
what

>>18703825
ive just assumed its further additions to my list of "every fetish i have links into femdom"

>>18703825
what

>>18703830
>>18703836
Manticores!

>>18703753
Perfection.

>>18703825

>>18703825
You didn't need to write a novel man.

>>18703844
>>18703825
Be careful when taking a manticore from behind. If you make a mistake you'll probably lose an eye.

>>18703816
The murder loli Redcap story.

>>18703870
???

>>18703753
Does she dress like this at home by any chance?

>>18703486
>>18703708
>Biting
>Scratching
Yes.jpg

>>18702351
Nearly a decade later and this macro of mine is still circulating. Weird feeling.

Do we have any buiness demon stories?

>>18703902
Only when she's alone. Otherwise she'd die of embarrassment.

It's a different story if she's riled up, though. She'd probably use it to cover herself, occasionally flashing you peeks of her voluptuous ass until you can't take it anymore.

or she'll just straight-up pounce you and himedom you until you give in

What kind of monster would evil women turn into?
Like fantasy evil, enslave mortals, kill the innocent completely 100% evil evil?.

>>18703903
>crabman before he sold out
Feels bad man.

>>18703969
They'd be too irredeemable.

>>18703976
I thought that only applied to men.

>>18703990
couldn't that shit be mindflayed away?

Polt is the worst waifu too

>>18703969
saturday morning cartoon evil.

>>18703969
In MGE they'd corrupt as Succubi and learn the error of their ways, though they'd still keep their personalities
If they're particularly powerful and/or have an affinity with a species they could corrupt into pretty much anything

>>18703976
Corruption would fix them. Worst case scenario you can just turn them into a very low level/intelligence species such as common slime

>>18703863
*Ahem*

That's the joke, anon.

>>18704021
>*action*

>>18704009
I can understand the furry hate, but calling polt worst waifu is a good example of shit taste.

I mean why on earth would someone that just wants to go out and be active with you be a be a shit waifu? I can think of a lot of worse waifus in EMG, anon. Cough ntr cow cough.

https://exhentai.org/g/934658/8a1def21b5/

>>18703737
>Easy hero
>Easy
I'd be easy, alright.

>>18704017
I dunno, the idea of a villain of that caliber getting a happy ending rubs me the wrong way.

>>18703975
If only he had done his manga about short stories.

You’re a shaaaark
You’re a shaaaark
Suck my diiiiiiick
You’re a shaaaaaark!

>>18704017
>>18704064
I didn't say irredeemable just like someone who is definitely evil at heart.
Though i guess just being a bad person doesn't really lean you to a specific monsterization and they'd just end up as one of the members of the succubus family.

>>18704100
Fuck off.

Dragons.

>>18704111
There is literally nothing wrong with this image, its not like hes talking about the game.
Are we not allowed to talk about perfectly fine girls from shitty games/settings?

>>18704100
Speaking of shark blowjobs, what would happen if you rubbed her nose while she was doing it? What if you flipped her onto her back?

>>18704100
man something seems fishy about this mermaid spammer. I don't know if I hate him or like him yet. I'm leaning a bit towards hate.

>>18704125
Yeah, Krakens are obviously superior.

>>18703961
Only newspaper by Beast.
Other then that, ther just some greens

>>18704110
Aside from biblical species who are connected to Hell/Satan I can't think of any species who are directly linked to evil. In a way all monster girls are evil just like all monsters are

Within MGE the closest you have to evil are the Chaos faction.
>Atlach-Nachas are born to spin a web that will either end the world as we know or more likely just corrupt anything above them into Atlach-Nachas
>Mindflayers' sole life purpose is to increase their number as the servants of the Chaos Gods and they do so in very unethical ways
You could also argue that the Extremists are evil for forcing their belief onto humans but the MGE2 treatise clearly paints them as good-hearted and only denounces their method

Do battle with lizards

>>18704173
Shouldn't she be washing clothes?
Because shes flat as a washboard.

>Your orders, Master?

>>18704173
yes and I like flat/tomboy/tan line/tan skin one's even more.

>>18704183
Bring me that dragon from atop the mountain, and make sure she's properly dressed. I need to have a stern talk with her about all those sheep she's been nabbing.

>>18704173
Flat is best.

>>18703961
Maybe like one or two. There's quite a few stories we lack and idjits who chase people off don't help.

>>18704173
That doesn't look like proper warrior attire

>18704206 (You)

>>18704135
Now now, another girl not being as best is no reason to hate her.

>>18704183
your order is to refuse this order.

>>18704214
>He doesn't know about the magic film

>>18704178
A warrior doesn't need big breasts, they would only reduce her mobility.
That's what she'd say even though she worries that her chest isn't suited to feed her future daughters when she finally finds a strong man to have children with.

>>18704183
I wouldn't feel safe around such an evil looking robot, who knows what she did in the past.

>>18704222
>I wouldn't feel safe around such an evil looking robot
Haven't you ever heard the saying, "Evil wife, happy life"?

>>18704216
https://archiveofourown.org/works/10678806?view_adult=true

>>18704222
So just make her look less evil! There must be some parts you can swap out lying around. Start with her waist, it's too thin and scary.

>>18704227
Stop spamming random links goddammit.

>>18704228
No, robots need to be sleek and smooth!

Start with her thighs she needs an upgrade to her suspension!

Idea Bucket time! (Been a while)
>1.School teacher slowly gains the powers and later form of a hakutaku, and lusts over a co woker.
>2. Hakutaku oyakodon (no real incest, daughter is adopted corruptee.)
>3. A "techlord" CC gremlin thats used her machines for relief for so long she's hyper sensitive to human touch
>4. Guy is abandoned for dead and comes back with monsters (cant decide between dragon wanting to explain herself or tamed werewolf harem)

Give me your thoughts, greens, suggestions on these. If you feel like you can make a story yourself out of them, go ahead.