/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev

>>18691339
>Giantess shit
Faggot.

Remember kids, do not violate the safe-space with no-no opinions.

Cows

>>18691355
>master1200
>shitpost
It all fits.

>>18691339
>>18691353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZNZYOQ_tt8

>>18691355
the what opinions?

>>18691363
I don't want these cows.

>>18691364
Anon, please do not violate the safe-space. You will hurt people's feelings.

>>18691364
Don't respond to him anon, that shit stays in the last thread.

>>18691382
This anon has the right idea.
Now then let us discuss the best girl.

How about we don't continue all this purposeless shit-flinging and instead talk about better things?

Better things like fat Jinko butts.

Please do not be alarmed. We are about to engage the Mofu. Please do not move while we engage the Mofu.

>>18691374
Touch the cow.
Do it now.

>>18691392
Why not rapey fat rat tats instead?

>>18691394
But what if I don't want a Mofu?

>>18691390
I disagree with you, but compliment your taste.

>>18691397
Only if I get to touch the Minotaur gym teacher along with the Hakutaku history teacher.

>>18691402
Would hairfu be better?

>>18691405
You're getting the busty Mino delinquent and you're going to like it.

>>18691408
Anon, those udders are too big. She needs emergency milking.

>>18691408
I'm fine with that.

>>18691390
>>18691406
Her hair is just too long for me. She's very pretty and I like the overall aesthetic, but it's just too much hair.

>>18691408
I'll rather have her Holst little sister. her chest is bigger.

>>18691406
No thanks.

>>18691413
Are you volunteering, anon?

>>18691394
But if I don't move the mofu will violate me by rubbing herself on my body.

>>18691408
Would she have you show up early to school just do you can drink some of her milk before class starts?

>>18691427
You bet I am. I'd gladly milk a Minotaur's tanks.

>>18691330
Exquisite OP choice.

>>18691408
Fuck off /d/

>>18691427
O-only if she pets my head while I do it...

>>18691408
>>18691427
Doesn't she fuck a monster boy.

>>18691427
>>18691441
Because that's clearly a monsterboy, anon.

Not even going to give him a (You).

uh oh anon what did you do to piss her off this time

How nice would it feel to get a headpat from a Familiar?

>>18691453
Sabbath a shit.

>>18691453
I called her my little gumdrop, and patted her head.

>>18691453
She said she was getting horny, so I offered to file them down for her.

>>18691330
>Monster girls
>Just girls with different skin color and maybe some horns

boo

>>18691461
It would feel validating.
Enough to make you cry because of her over-whelming aura of innocence and unconditional love.

>>18691474
Furfag.

>>18691481

>>18691462
That's like, your opinion, man

>>18691474
Here you go, anon.

>>18691363
Cow butts

>>18691493
But that's not a cow.

>>18691481
>Everyone is a furfag
You're so paranoid I bet you live in Arizona and patrol the border with a mouthful of dip.

>>18691438
You are going to be petted hard

>>18691453
Added milk and sugar to her coffee.

>>18691503
Would she call me a good boy too?

>>18691453
I accidentally fucked up her evil plan. Gonna say I am sorry.

>>18691390
>Basic bitch glorified whore
>Still this good
How does she do it?

>>18691503
But letting should be gentle! It's the pelviseration after that can be hard.

>>18691512
She is just going keep doing her "nervous" laugh like in that picture

>>18691516
>Basic bitch glorified whore
You take that back!

Hairy women are pure!
She's so pure she doesn't even shave!

>>18691531
Fucking gross.

>>18691516
She has tits, a good smile, nice legs and long hair is hot. I'd fuck her any day.

>>18691538
>Not liking bush
Found the alp.

>>18691479
Yes, but what would it feel like? How would it differ from a Witch or Baphomet?

Some people want to headpat all the girls. I want to get headpats.

>>18691531
Kejourou: the one time French armpits and an 80s porno bush are a good thing

>>18691541
A bit is fine, but that's far too much.

>>18691461
I want to help Familiar-chan become a jukebox hero!

>>18691531
If she was pure, she'd wouldn't have her tits hanging out of her kimono.

>>18691552
Like a bunch of velvet prickling your scalp.

A witch would be much less fuzzy seeing as they only have human hands.

A baphomet would feel pretty hard due to her claws, but the paw-pads would definitely make up for it. You'd probably feel an overwhelming trust leaking from her touch. Perhaps even an approval like that of an elder sibling. Which is ironic considering she calls you onii-chan.

>>18691461
>no blonde haired, canid knightly Familiar to act as my mamorishi mono

>>18691573
Hey, those things chafe. It's uncomfortable to have those honkers trapped in there.

>>18691573
There are some boys even pure girls can't help being lewd or off guard around. They're called husbands. Prepare yourself.

>>18691584
The Sabbath sounds nice

>>18691335
wich one is the most olev?

>>18691603
Which one won't murder me?

>>18691609
Yuri, Shizu, and maybe Entoma.

>>18691603
>Blonde one has cleavage that literally sucks you inside
>Ponytail treats humans like garbage-born filth.
>The bug is a fucking abomination reminiscent of that one bitch from super paper mario.

I'm gonna go with one of the other 3.

>>18691603
Go away.

>>18691453
Said Lolis a shit.

>>18691617
MAMONO MANA would make Slime-Chan pretty appealing.

>>18691601
It is, you should totally join and bring along that foxy friend of yours along.

You know, the one with the back problems! I hear they have special massage sessions that can take those aches away permanently.

>>18691669
Sorry, but I like oppai loli. Pass.

>>18691680
They can make it work.
Oppai loli is just a step away from loli after all.

>>18691680
There's always that cute Holstaur with the doe eyes. Her walking on your back for the massage would be less comfortable though.

>>18691680
>He thinks he's being given a choice.

>For the last time sir, that's just the brand name, they don't actually make the cups or hug them for you

>>18691704
What a flat chest.

>>18691709
But you should see her ass. Tanuki are always round somewhere, it's a racial trait.

i didn't know the sabbath accept cows

>>18691718
She's an extern.

>>18691718
Well, ultimately they must ask if the little sister aspect of the oppai loli overtakes the fact that they have breasts.

>>18691717
dumb fucking raccoons.

>>18691696
I want to poke her cheeks!

>>18691687
>>18691696
Honestly, I like pretty much all sizes except for washboard-tier, but it's like given the choice why not apply boob?

>>18691621
THEN STOP FUCKING REPLYING TO THEM, THEY ARE HERE FOR (YOU)S

>>18691752
Because flat is justice

>>18691752
I'm not the man to ask, I'd have an oppai loli with huge breasts she'd have to carry.
And she'd be the cutest little thing ever

>>18691669
I wonder what Familiar-chan's hair smells like

>>18691763
A cup >> flatshit

>>18691746
Granblue's Saber.

>>18691769
completely flat is the best.

>>18691769
A palm-able size seems pleasant.

>>18691758
Retards will always make them feel welcome, see >>18691609 and >>18691617. The only thing that can be done is to make them feel completely unwelcome.

>>18691777
A (You) is a (You) no matter what

>>18691669
Does the Sabbath offer massages to Onii-chans as well?

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that massages are some the most intimate thing you can do for your wife.

>>18691775
Incorrect.
Small breasts you can do things with, but you can't play with that which doesn't exist.
All you're doing is removing options.

>>18691800
You mean her insides with my dick?

Tomboy Minotaur's are made to be molested by the boy they bully.

>>18691805
Well, that's one way of doing it, although she'd be the one massaging you in that point.

>>18691804
Flat still looks better.

>>18691804
What if she just has really puffy nipples? Those are pretty neat.

>>18691812
>Minotaur's
Minotaurs*

>>18691817
You can have those WITH breasts. Shocking, I know!

>>18691812
Indeed, turn the bully into the bullied!
Grope her massive milkers till she's a mess!

>>18691821
I wanna play with a minotaur's minotaurs and the run away when she's hot and bothered!

>>18691815
Just makes 'em look more like a dude.

>>18691831
>>18691817
>>18691815
>>18691804
Why don't we just agree it's fine as long as they don't have those disgusting cowtits?

>>18691838
Flat is the best.

>>18691832
Make sure to bring a bottle or three so you can have a nice drink in class.

>>18691835
But that might get you raped by a Minotaur that's so horny she can barely think.

>>18691843
Pai-loli is the gateway to true loli.

>>18691845
I'd have to chill it first.
May even put her name on the bottles.

>>18691843
Nah, I like big boobs just as much as small ones. Although anything is better than a washboard.

>>18691843
Because I like those too.
Tits are great at any size.

A story about making wine mixes would be nice.
Or a story of a shy wall flower getting turned into a sexy party girl

>>18691854
Cowtits! Cowtits!
Hahaha!

>>18691855
Oh honey, let me help you with that

>>18691860

>So you're the new farmhand huh? Ain't you just the cutest? Let me show you around, partner~

>>18691860
Damn right they're cowtits.

>>18691843
im fine with both but a pear shaped loli with a big butt makes me diamonds

>>18691845
I'd definitely need to prepare beforehand. The cockmad cow with milk leaking everywhere would be a blast to bully.

>>18691871
Good butt is mandatory.

>>18691355

is it still extremely wrong to post cute monstergirls kissing each other? i know lesbians used to make people in these threads fill their diapers real fuckin quick

>>18691864
Is this what baphomets look like in their nightmares? Because it's what they look like in my wet dreams.

>>18691879
Just leave a trigger warning. Nothing like a trigger warning to keep chan from getting mad.

>>18691850
>May even put her name on the bottles.
But that might start rumors! Do you really want people to assume you're dating the scariest bully in the school?

>>18691874
Please do not bully Minotaurs if you value your pelvis.

>>18691886

sounds like a plan

>>18691879
Fuck off /u/.

>>18691889
What they think doesn't matter.
What matters is I get fresh dairy and she gains a few more cup-sizes in the process

>>18691889
My pelvis is safe so long as taku-sensei is around!

>>18691895
>spoiler
No, none of this. She's already big enough.

I want an extra busty Bapho with extra points in hips.
Or Bapho sisters, one with max points in bust and the other with max points in hips and ass

>>18691866
Would it be a bit too forward of me to just jam my hands up her shirt & start fondling her tits? We both know that's where this tour is headed, so why not just cut out the pointless stuff?

>>18691866
Holst farms need the right equipment for the job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSiWM32iU7U

>>18691898
She can't stop me!
She's a 'big' bully right?
Well now she's going to be the biggest!
Besides, I need me lots of milk for strong bones and cereal.

>>18691866
>Get back to work. I'll show him around.

Harpy!

>>18691903
Forward? No. Wasteful? Yes. If you don't at least have a bucket nearby you're going to waste her milk, and when the other cows demand milking you'll waste theirs too!

>>18691910
cute!

>>18691909
Woah! Those things are huge!

>>18691910
She's looking extra chocolatey in this one

>>18691907
Stop, hyper expansion is trash.

>>18691917
Am I allowed to sample some of the product? Would I have to earn the friendship of the Minotaur that I'm assigned to before milking her?

>>18691917
>Not a problem! I came prepared.~
>>18691909
That poor girl. Having to keep a farm of horny titty monsters in check on top of her work must be stressful.

>>18691920
>"Y'know kid, things like that should be kept to an internal monologue or the bedroom."

>>18691923
Sorry anon, its time to touch that cow.

>>18691927
DAMNIT, IMAGE!

>>18691930
Go away /d/.

>>18691928
You gotta wonder. Does she not realize how much of a tun-on her titanic milktanks are, or is she just so overworked she doesn't have time to care?

>>18691909
>Stern Holst boss takes you to her office.
>Tells you to take a seat.
>She sits opposite of you, her heavy breasts resting on the desk.
>What follows is a series of typical interview questions, your strengths, weaknesses, aspirations etc.
>One final test at the end.
>She lifts her shirt, releasing her gigantic cow tits from their cloth prison.
>They land back down onto the desk with a loud thud.
>'Show me your technique.'
>W-What?
>'Show me you know what you're doing.'
>Hesitantly you reach over and start milking her.
>As you work her stern expression never changes.
>Her gaze is making you nervous, you start milking her more roughly subconsciously.
>She starts to blush just a tiny bit.
>'Stop.'
>You stop.
>'Not bad, but you still have a lot more to learn. You need to use your wrist more and your pre-milking massage was rushed and sloppy.'
>'You're hired. But I expect improvements within 3 months. Clean up the milk on the desk and get back to the herd.'

Such is life for a Farmhand.

>>18691928
Well it's true. It'd be pretty hard not to grope those tits of hers.

>>18691936
Double peace signs in a picture while those mondo milkers are getting used.

>>18691914
>>/jp/image/AaQtI0epkHiDI8iOMRw4bw
FUCK OFF.

>>18691982
>his post was deleted only the first time he shitposted with it here
Wew, but unsurprising.

>>18691988
Actually, I was the first to post it here. Now I really fucking regret it

>you will never get hugged by a kraken

>>18691997
And why it was deleted?

>>18692001
Ask the jannies.

>>18691855
Of course their are ways to do things

>>18691866
>>18691909
>>18691941
God working/owning on a Holstaur farm is my ultimate dream life, though I do kind of hope it's during the current state of MGE universe where it takes a while for monsters to get pregnant because if not we'd need a lot more room to house all the daughterus I'd be making.

Sometimes corrupting women is like saturday morning shenanigans.

>>18692010
Ugly faces.

>>18692010
Isnt that the same girl from the pikachu raiju sequence?

>>18692023
>>18692024
Stop fucking replying to him.

>>18691997
Shitposting have consequences.

>>18692018
Interesting design. It certainly avoids the awkward multi-head.

Wonder when KC will give us an offical MGE Hydra

>>18692010
Thanks.

>>18692018
Would be kind of hard to do it with the snakes watching.

>>18692036
Read the profile. They're super into that sort of thing.

Major trigger warning

>>18691603
Pleiades!

>>18692041
It'd be like having four concerned parents watch you do it with their daughter.

>>18692024
Nah, the raiju girl is different.

>>18692052
>caring about trash art this much

>>18692028
I dont know who you think I am, but im not that guy.
I just want to actually start a coversation

>>18692060
I don't believe you for a second.

>>18691940
Oh, she'd know. She'd probably be kind of tired of dealing with it. If only she was sized like a NORMAL cow...

>>18691944
Dammit, you've got work to do! Work! And not all of it's dripping tits and mooing cows!

Maybe a bit much?

>>18691603
>>18692042

>>18692010
Someone's got to do it.

Fuck off.

>>18692067
No mammaries unmolested!

>>18692036
As a over of Gorgons, I have zero issues with this.

>>18692052
It has been a while since I've seen it.
I wish there was more though. Maybe something for a lamia or kikimora.

>>18692067
Dragons do strange things when drunk

>>18692066
Ah, that's true. I guess I'd have to save the groping for after work.

>>18692087
How would a kikimora monsterize someone?

>>18692067
I don't understand what this is supposed to accomplish.

>>18692103
He's shitposting.

>>18692080
Who are you talking to?

>>18692105
I was talking about the actions of the character.

>>18692099
Well i was more thinking along the lines of a lilim
I mean, we dont have much about women turning into non corruptive monsters

>>18692098
If you want anything more than a casual milking I hope you're prepared to speak to her face at least forty percent of the time! A-and maybe have a nice talk with her over dinner! She reads, you know!

God, that rough exterior sounds like a joy to crack. I bet she'd be an absolute sweetheart underneath it.

>>18692096
But that dragon doesn't drink

>>18692112
All monsters are corruptive.

>>18692112
Can be done with magic.

>>18692087
I think the artist has done a dragon on pixiv.
Other then that, theres the konosuba girls all getting monsterised

>>18692115
She can claim so, but actions speak louder than words.

>>18692113
I wouldn't mind taking her out on a nice date. It would be great to talk to her about hobbies and our favorite books over a good meal.

>>18692117
Yeah but thats the natural DE output and that has been stated to make them just go succubus.
The only monster know to corrupt with ambient DE into their own kind is kakuen

>>18692115
"Anymore"

>>18692049
Just watching you, with their beady judgemental eyes.

>>18692138
I always imagined (read:headcanoned) the succubus thing to just be a default. If you've got a lot of one type of monster around, the woman's more likely to turn into something of that species or at least family. Without any specific influences--so, things like fruits and areas with a mixed monster population) they go succubus.

>>18692138
You get specific monsters if that specific monster is primarily involved.
If it's a mix or its "generic" (e.g. demon realm background DE) that's when you get succubi.

>>18692099
I dont know, but it makes me want to get ideas running for a Kikimora corruption story

>>18692152
That's not headcanon, that's actual canon.
>in cases where the monsterization was NOT caused by a specific monster ... the result is by far mostly transformation into a succubus.
Emphasis mine.
A girl attacked by a werewolf pack becomes a werewolf. A woman who gets caught by a mob of different MGs becomes a succubus.

KC even goes on to mention that, if a demon realm is overwhelmingly populated by a specific species, that species becomes the default for that realm. So a demon realm of slimes would cause its prisoner fruits to transform women into slimes instead of succs.

>>18692160
How would it work?
The sexy kind where a maid changes herself for her master?
The healing kind where a damaged woman turns kiki and finds a master?
The sexy horror kind where a CC head maid kiki is teaching girls to love and adore the master before turning them?

>>18692196
I'd imagine the heartwarming kind where a Kikimora adopts a young mute orphan and teaches her to be a maid while her demonic energy corrupts her into another Kikimora.
Then that girl finds the Master of her dreams.

>>18692195
This makes me wonder what would happen, due to various circumstances, a Sabbath branch was forced to do its business sandwiched between two massive holst dairies.

>>18692210
Nothing unusual. Direct contact wins the day, and if they weren't using the appropriate method then they'd get generic (succubus) since it's a mix.

>>18692196
The sexy horror one sounds interesting

>>18691941
>Not reaching around and grabbing her breasts from behind while blowing into her ears and pulling ASMR tier shit to make her want to breed and make her lactate even more.

>>18691941
But just imagine how much that cow would sexually harass you.
>"No no, not with a cloth. With your tongue."
>"You heard me, lick all that milk up like the filthy boy you are~"

>>18692226
So a CC kikimora that wants to have a large family with her master?
Thats dangerous grounds to write about in these parts

>>18692248
No, it really isn't.

I want this, but the cat turns out to be a Nekomata.
http://helveticascans.com/r/series/wonder-cat-kyuu-chan/

>>18692248
Not really.
Its just a story with a kiki harem.
If thats considered dangerous writing then fuck me this threads gone downhill

>>18691704
I could've sworn there was a late night image of a Yeti holding a tumbler

>>18692280
It's gotten worse, but not that bad.
We've just got an influx of shitposters whining about how we're oversensitive because their shit's not being accepted.

>>18692280
I mean its not like the story prompt is full loco.
SOME people a just a bit high strung about more than one woman but it should be fine

This nigger is back.

>>18692307
Don't talk about yourself like that

>>18692307
R&I anon, R&I

>>18692296
Harems are fine, quite a few MGE profiles mention them.

The one I like the most is hakutaku
>Normally they will use this ability to teach their husband their own weak point and get him to attack it. However, in the case of a husband having multiple monster wives, it is also used to share information about their husband's weak point with the other wives so they can more effectively offer love and pleasure to their husband

I don't think we discuss the interior decoration of Sandworms enough. Like what kind of wallpapers would you put up? How do you keep bookshelves from tipping over? What's internet and phone reception like?

Is there any species that could resist a man declaring his heartfelt love for her while uncoereced and unaffected by any sort of charm?

>>18692376
No.

im done man

>>18692376
Yes.

Would you be her pet?

>>18692240
>"It's no use crying over spilled milk!"

>>18692409
If you're going to post 12Beast, at least post best squid.
>>18692432
I guess. A carefree life as a pet is superior to the drudgery I have to deal with now.

>>18692432
Nah

>>18692432
Nagatoro is an S+ Tier bully.
Shame she's not actually a monstergirl and that was just a dream, but still.

>>18692432
>>18692454
So who is this meanie?

>>18692454
>S+ Tier bully
She is shit tier and she is lucky that she found a total fucking loser

>be chased by guards
>they found illegal literature and gonna hang you
>shake them of in the forest
>lost
>it's night now
>guess i'll die here
>11/10 Titania shows up
>takes pitty on me and takes me with her
>she wants to play the games the pixies taught her
>all_the_yes_memes.mp4
>alarm clock wakes me up
>it's "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" by Aerosmith
>tfw no Titania waifu
>tfw a clock is mocking you
>tfw when still tired because of Daylight Saving Time

best way to kill myself?

>>18692490
Autoerotic asphyxiation. That way your boner will be nice and ready for the Wisp who picks you up.

>>18692490
Old age

>>18692458
Nagatoro. She's a cute tan girl who loves bullying her senpai and only him.
Partially because it's heavily implied that she's started to fall in love with him.
Her manga version is infinitely better than the shitty pixiv version because the manga version isn't an actual horrible abuser.

>>18692472
Anon, why the fuck would any good bully not go for a total fucking loser?

Something stupid I made in Stellaris within fifteen minutes.

>>18692581

What I wouldn't give for Merse.

>>18692645
Nice

>>18692673
Would you want to be a soldier who gets pinned down by one of the heroines and raped until she's pregnant?
Would you want Merse to kiss you all over out of happiness?

>>18692687

If that heroine is her, absolutely. Everything about Merse is right up my alley.

>>18692645
I want to visit the Manticore Planet!

>>18692747
>Anon was never heard from again.

>>18692747
Nyet, Crewman Anon. It is of being a place of barbarism and outside Federation space.

>>18692775
It’s the perfect place to go if you need to “disappear” for some reason.
You’ll never leave, but nobody’s stupid enough to come looking.

>>18692795
Ending up a breeding-slave to the Manticores is probably a worse fate than whatever it was you escaped though.
Also when is someone finally going to write a space opera around here?

>>18692775
I'm gonna find the biggest, scariest, most ruthless Manticore and ask her to join my Outlaw Crew!

>>18692838
I'mputtingtogetherateam.jpg

>Older christmas cake MG eating a family dinner with your family
>want some salt but it's a bit far from you
>"Hey mom, can you pass the salt?"
>MG and your mom both reach for the salt at the time time
>the look of shock is on both of them

what do you do

>>18692847
Learn to cook so I can season my food properly before sitting down at the table to consume it.

>>18692847
Question, who's older?

>>18692645
Make more.

>son has a date vamipire girl at school
Dads advise: cook a chicken keiv

>>18692871
She would smell the garlic and know its a trap

>>18692847
Laugh it off but note that the MG's biological clock is ticking loudly. She hasn't done anything overtly sexual towards me or the like, with the limited information provided there's not much I see myself doing.

>>18692879
>Knowing it's a trap Bittenfeld charges in anyway.jpg
"How dare you take advantage of me," she'd say. "You'll pay for it with your life," she'd say before marrying you. The horra.

>>18692871
chicken kiev are really fucking good tho

>>18693000
The joke is not the quality of food, but what it contains

>>18693019
never understood why garlic of all things scares vampires in some myths

>>18693027
Garlic used to be a multi purpose anti evil charm (vampires, werewolves, evil spirits, demonic possesion.) and purifying item, combne with the old christian era of "make what ever you can into a religious thing to sell it for extra money"

is there a better feeling than catching smug MG's off guard with a genuine show of affection

little brown monster girls are the best!

>>18693027
From googleing
>in places such as China or Malaysia, people smear the forehead of their children to protect them from Vampires
...huh.

>>18693154
Wouldn't that just make young boys shota targets in an MGE sense?

>>18693123
Upset her and she'll order you to run 100 laps around the pyramid

>>18691862
>always carrying two bottles of booze with her
my kind of woman

>>18693285
I want a smug, chubby little loli pharaoh to order me around

>>18692847
Sweat. Battle between momsters and girlfriends are always nice.

>>18693409
>That moment when your adopted mom, sisters, and girlfriend all try to claim you.

>>18693471
It would be fun to see their face everytime I went to the girlfriend's house to spend the night. They would be so mad when I got back.

>>18693496
>your imotou and oneesan ambush you when you get back, talking about how they have some things they want to do with you the next day
>Mom is cooking in a naked apron with a tight smile about how its "So nice of you to join us."

>>18693505
Would apologize and try to flee saying I have a date with girlfriend. Or better yet, would bring her home with me.

>>18693555
But Anon, you mom is making her special lasagna and your sisters have this fun new rope game to able you.
You’re staying for that right?
RiGHt?

>>18693589
>Lasagna
Oh man that's tempting. I'd probably grab a bite or two, maybe three or four, possibly five but if I ate a lot I wouldn't be able to play afterwards which would be fine really, we could always just chill and watch tv like a normal family, right?

>>18693603
Sure, just ignore your moms low cut shirt and talk of a ‘special ingredient’

Caribbean Succubus with dreads

>>18693615
dreads are disgusting my dude
tiny braids on another hand are perfect

>>18693618
Dreads are fine if you take of them like any other long haired style

>>18693614
The sweating would intensify for sure. I'd have to do my best to ignore her delicious thighs and my sisters' breasts pressed up against my arm while they speak in a rather lewd tone.

Well, never mind, I'd need to go to the bathroom or my room real quick, hopefully they'd ignore me having some trouble walking.

>>18693615
Dark skinned succubus with long dreads.
Accent Y/N?

>>18693628
But the shows getting to the best part!
And your imotou is going to take a seat in your lap as it looks soooo comfy!

>>18693638
Eh, probably not
I'll be fine with generic TV american accent

>>18693626
please post an example because for me dreads invoke only bad images

>>18693647
Oh no it's definitely not comfy on there, hopefully she wouldn't ask why as my onee-chan put her hand on my bulge and adked if it was because of that, whispering on my ear while the momster hugs me from behind.

>>18693669
https://www.123rf.com/photo_21266909_dreadlocks-fashion-hairstyle-with-dreads-beauty-woman-face.html

>>18693123
Little brown monster girls are the second best

>>18693681
But it is comfy! That’s why oneesan keeps touching it
Just lay back and let it happen

>>18693725
It's not comfy at all and onee-san grabbing my hand so I can feel her heartbeat while imouto jumps in my lap and mom massages me isn't very comfy either.

Anon no! I have a girlfriend.

>>18693708
with that face any hairstyle will do desu
i guess ill stop arguing about opinions

>>18693799
Shush, just try not to notice how surprisingly large and soft your imotous rear is
She can join in later, right now it’s family bonding time

>>18693837
I'd notice for sure with her moving up and down, leaning back against my chest while my big sister hugs my arm and kisses my cheeks, very near my lips mentioning how much they missed me while I was out.

I'd do my best to stay loyal. I'd just have to endure it a bit more.

>>18693824
This is arguing?
I thought we were discussing hairstyles in a manly way?

>>18693888
How do you talk about hairstyles in a gay way?

>>18693886
>Loyal anons trying to stay loyal
Cute! I'm sure your wife would love you a lot for trying it, but that only makes you more delicious to other monsters.

>>18693886
But anon, you have your momster’s large breasts at your back and her hit breath at your back.
You don’t expect her to just let you go in this state do you?
Someone could take advantage

>>18693892
Talking about what you would have as a hairstyle as opposed to your girl

Remember

>>18693898
If I started to hear a wet schlicking noise coming from behind me, noticing that one of my momster hands isn't touching me while my older sis is using my hand to touch herself and the imouto is pinning me down with her rear would make escaping nearly impossible.

I had thoughts about this happening before and I have a shameful boner now

>>18693946
Well, it won’t be long then.
Don’t worry, they’ll take care of that boner in a bit, along with making you a new sister and some nieces

>>18693923
I want to be caught between Scylla and Charybdis and impregnate them both! And maybe get some sweet sweet Nausicaa Papillon later.

>>18693963
I'd have to do my best to push myself foward, rubbing my boner right on my little sister entrance and causing her to jump foward a bit, enough to make her get out of my lap. The problem would be onee-san though, I'd have to shove my finger even deeper in her and then pinch her nipples so she lets go so I can quickly run to my room while momster is caught off guard, still masturbating.
I'd have to masturbate for sure though, maybe using my sis juices as lube but I'd still hold on!

>>18694000
Good luck anon, success may earn you freedom but those girls may be less subtle next time

>>18692303
>Western"""art"""
>/jp/ """moderation"""

>>18694012
>anon's family trying to break into his room, lusty for dick
Rest in peace anon, he won't escape.

What would you do if you caught your quiet and reserved Holstaur imouto watching cheesy battle shounens?

>>18694048
Escaping through the window and going to girlfriend's house to fuck her brains out.

>>18693894
The best way to go about it is becoming strong then to protect myself. Gotta stay loyal for her just like she is for me.

>>18694068
tittyslap!

>>18694068
Quietly encourage her while entering negotiations with the local high school's senshado team.

>>18694068
Watch them with her and see if I can get her into other stuff as well.

>"My uterus needs your semen."
>"Try a little more subtle."
>"I want some fuck."
>"I don't think you can do subtle."
>"Look, humans aren't that complicated. You offer them pussy you get man meat."
>"Maybe a fifty years ago, but that's outmoded thinking. Guys have a wealth of choice these days. They're discerning. So maybe try 'How about we get to know each other better?' or 'Let's go out for lunch.'"
>"I want to go out for a lunch of your cum."
>"You're never going to get a decent boy."

>>18694068
Sell her at the market for some magic beans.

>>18694068
Get her watching other things, and I’ll do that by watching what I wanna watch while having her sit on my lap!
Gonna get her hooked on historical documentaries!

>>18694123
When will these thirsty old hags learn? You need to romance a guy first! Set the mood! Light some candles, put on some Barry White, wear some lingerie, it’s not rocket science!

>>18694068
Depends on the series.

>>18694163
An ancient CC monster awkwardly doing all this and then laying on the bed trying to look sexy would make me want to empty my balls inside her just because of how adorable it'd be.

>>18694163
Courtship was different in their day.

>>18694068
I’m going with this >>18694169 . I’d have more respect and would support her if it was at least a toy shonen like yugioh, beyblade or bakugan

>>18694218
I'd approve if she'd watch Tiger Mask W or something. One of teh main qts even gains abs after working out.

>>18694218
>your Pharoah imouto will never challenge you to a card game
>if you lose you have to marry her!

>>18694123
>young, urban lesser succubus being trained by an older, Parisian seasoned succubus
>’Show me how you would approach a man you want to marry. Seduce me.’
>”Hey good looking, check my tits! Wanna do it”
>’No you slut! If you’re going to spend a near eternity with this man when you marry him, you have to know more about him! Try it again. SEDUCE ME!’

>>18694264
To be fair, if some lesser Succubus came up to me wearing leopard print underwear with just a miniskirt and half unzipped jacket on I’d be pretty easily seduced myself.

>>18694261
>imouto
I’ll never back down from a challenge and I’ll never lose, even when it matters most. She’s going down! When I beat her, should I call her a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck, or should I tell her that she’s doing well and should train more with her friend?

>>18694233
one of the*

Alright, who made her cry?

>>18694261
Wonderland confirmed better taste in games than the sand people.

>>18694205
Imagine if she did some research, but got all of her history wrong and jumbled everything up.
>Hey there, you cool cat! Y-you’re the bees knees?
>”I’m sorry?”
>Y-y-you’re a stud of man, fancy a shag?
>”Are you trying to flirt with me?”
>(She’s trembling now trying to figure out what to say)
>”You is fine, wanna chill and Ethernet?”

>>18694354
She has done that herself.

>have greenworm imouto
>lately she's been getting a bit plump, signaling she's about to go through metamorphosis
>she asks if you'll sleep in her cocoon with her, but decline because you have big brother stuff to do
>she looks sad until you had her a crudely made doll of yourself she can cuddle while she sleeps
>just before the cocoon closes around her, she asks you to promise to marry her when she's all grown up, and you jokingly agree
>over the next couple of weeks, she's quiet but occassionally wiggles, letting you know everything is going alright inside
>then the day comes when her cocoon splits open, amd what was once a cute little greenworm clutching a doll is now a voluptuous papillon with that same doll nestled head down in her crotch
>she looks like something you'd seen in one of your wet dreams
>after a quick look over her new body, she happily squeals that she's grown up enough to marry you
>at this point, you actually start to consider following through on that promise

>>18694387
I can just imagine a big, strongfat oni laying on a bed too small for her, wearing her old tribal clothes and saying "H-Hey, stud...muffin. Is that (shit, what did that stupid book tell me to say), is that a happy in your pocket, or are you club to see me... God fucking damn it!" Then blushing like crazy and wishing she could just grab you and rape you already

>>18694387
>no Lich hitting on you while reading them from a book

>>18694405
>not sleeping with your Greenworm imouto in her cocoon
>even after she gives you “the face”
You should have your older brother privileges revoked.

Getting dry humped by your daughterus while they think you're asleep!

>>18694405
>jokingly agree
Top 10 Biggest Mistakes In Anime

>>18694618
My waifu shooing them away with her tail!

>>18694463
Adorable, a cutie

>>18694618
Lot please, just because your waifu turned to salt doesn't mean you can let them do this.

>>18694643
Sorry anon, it’s just his lot in life for something like that to happen

>>18691390
They are pretty amazing.

>>18694652
He really shouldn't! His wife will get salty! Besides, what will he do if the daughterus get pregnant? He can't afford another wedding cerammony!

>>18694618
She's getting put in the chastity belt for that, if she has a need she can just wake me or her mother up and we'd gladly help her with it. That sort of humping is trashy.

mere lizards etc.

>>18692645
I want to serve on one of their ships!

>>18694678
The Gnome looks very out of place here.

>>18694696
>Piko Productions presents...
>Kangoku Senkan Shota
>Spies from the United Earth Directorate are seeded on a battleship of the Tailpussy Imperium, to suss out the loyalties of the Manticore captains in the fleet
>Little do they know, the Manticores have brainwashing technology that turns them into their sex slaves.
>Can the poor little human boys retain lucid enough to warn Earth of the coming invasion?

>>18694618
>Your twin daughterus spying on you while you and your waifu make a third daughteru!
FTFY Anon.

>>18694720
Oh no!

>>18693923
charybdis is one of the few monster girls I actively hate

>>18694760
why tho

>>18694768
Barnacles are really fucking gross

>>18694698
Your existence looks out of place in the multiverse.

>>18694784
She also fucks the entire crew at once.

>>18694796
I care less about that and more about the disgusting hard craters all over her skin

In Wonderland, wet T-shirt contests are very formal outings!
-in Wonderland.

In Wonderland, casual Friday is the most boring day of the week compared to the usual work attire!
-in Wonderland.

In Wonderland, felonies almost always involve a Cheshire and a large assortment of fruit!
-in Wonderland.

>>18694618
What about getting a wake-up blowjob from your daughteru but you think it's your waifu so you let it continue?

>>18694720
Oh god now I’m imaging more hentai reversals with MGs.
>Taimamin Asagi
>a group of ninja boys get raped endlessly by Orc girls
>Bible Black
>a young man gets roped into the local sabbath cult and needs to father the second coming of their goddess
>It’s A Family Affair!
>young man fucks his many monster sisters while his dad and Echidna mom are away on a 26th honeymoon
The possibilities are endless.

>>18694653
What happens if I put gum on a Kej's hair?

>>18694811
>Victoria Maid: Maria Hoshi
>Comes in Shoggoth, Kikimora, Automaton and Jinko variants

>>18694812
You get Izunami’d

>>18694825
>Victoria Maid Maria Shoggoth
>”Ufufu. Oh my mastah. I certainly feel quite ‘thick’. How silly I must look with all this added mass. But if it is what you desire, mastah. Sweet mastah~”

>>18694812
Her hair throws it back at you.

>Sometimes entire dungeons will be ‘staffed’ by a single Dorome flooding through the earth
How big can a Dorome make herself in that case? Would be cute seeing a massive tree-height goofy smile when she pulls herself all together.

>>18694825
>Jinko Maid Maria
I’ll take two please.

>>18694858
Prepare your pelvis.

>>18694825
>all of them can lactate
>even the Automaton with a magical blessing

>>18694825
1 of each flavor please, even if my house is too small for more that one

>>18694825
Plebeians.

“Nureonago Maid Maria”
Boom.

>>18694854
All I can think about is a momma Dorome yelling “Daughters on me!” And all of them combining to make a 50 foot tall Dorome that helps take down that Kakuen that was affected by radiation.

>>18694858
>>18694870
>asking for more than one Maria
That's not fair, how is each maid supposed to service you with proper love and care? Only one maid can devotedly kiss your penis erect, what are the other three supposed to do?

>>18694873
>mfw

>>18694832
>>18694873
Thick Slimes are my favorite. They can just change shape so you can’t even call them unhealthy. Take that, thread police!

>>18694883
I just want two Jinko maids. Preferably twins.

>>18694873
Why do other Slimes even exist outside Nures
>have most control over appearance
>can actually make it look like they’re wearing clothes
>best smile
>devoted housewife that can say all she needs without a word
>daughters aren’t predisposed to fatherfucking
>cute engrish accents

>>18694875
“Queen Konga vs. the 50 ft Dorome”
Movie night sounds fun

>>18694883
Incorrect, two can kiss, although only one could do full service.

Of the remainder, one I can sickle the breast of, one I can grope and fondle the rear of and, after adding >>18694873, one can simply hung me from behind and nuzzle me

We all need a Maid Maria-tier monstergirl in our lives, or Iroha-tier.

>>18694907
I’d love to watch MG Kaiju movies.
>Godzilla-san vs Queen Ghidorah
>Queen Konga
>Attack of the 50 ft Paladin
Just to name a few.

>>18694883
If you just have two maids they can make out with each other with your dick in the middle.

>>18694899
There’s that one story of a guy with a Nure that helps him off the streets and she’s giving him a blowjob and he wants to get rough and she lets him so he goes so hard it like mashes her face- but then she just reforms it and smiles and says she was expecting him to go harder
All Slimes can probably do that but fuck if it didn’t make me diamonds. You can do ANYTHING to slimes

>>18694899
Other slimes exist as waifus only by the will of the Demon Lord. Otherwise, they would still be omnivorous sacks of gel. In contrast, the Nures had millenia to perfect their waifu ways.

Nure mothers spend years training a single daughter and fold them up to a million times to produce the finest wives known to mankind. Nures are thrice as moe as European slimes and thrice as seductive for that matter too. Any man a slime can seduce, a nure can seduce better. I'm pretty sure a nure could easily convert a homosexual with a simple bat of her eyelashes.

Ever wonder why the Order never bothered conquering Zipangu? That's right, they were too scared to fight the beautiful Nures and their waifu arts of seduction. Even in World War II, American soldiers avoided the platoons with Nures first because their loving power was feared and respected.