/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>18644228
Byakushit hypocrite!

I agree. I want to be friends with Kogasa!

Says the practitioner of unnatural, black arts who posed as a youkai hunter, watched her clients get killed, and favoured the youkai instead in order to preserve her own ill-gotten eternal youth.

>>18644347
Humans are pretty bad to be honest, and unlike youkai they don't keep their promises.

>>18644395
I had no idea that the Myouren Temple were also practitioners of маскировка - though I'm not the least bit surprised.

>>18644395
Youkai are bad by definition.

>>18644445
You mean youkai have engaged in the genocide of hundreds of millions of people throughout history, constantly enslaved others for their entire existence as a species? Waged multiple world wars that killed millions? Destroyed their own planet out of sheer greed and apathy? Had some of the worst serial killers in history? Created oppressive governments to silence individuals and effectively enslave them? Murdered millions of innocent people throughout history simply because they were different? Created kangaroo courts and held witch trials based off of insane superstitions that couldn't be fairly contested? Kept most of the population enslaved in jobs they hate simply because that's what tradition says? Had the means to create a happy, peaceful world for most people but won't do it because that's too much work?

No, wait, that's what humans have done. Humanity a shit. Youkai best.

Humans and youkai should be sex friends!

>>18644663
Youkai are quite literally personifications of the darker aspects of humanity. Literally.

>>18644228
Sex friends with Byakuren

>>18644713
I need her to show me what sex with a youkai is like, it'll help me understand them and bond with them better.

>>18644957

>>18644973
It sure would suck to be in this position lol. Just saying.

>>18644973
yamero

>>18644973
God i wish that where me

>>18644445
t. Reimu

>>18644973
Me in the chest straps

>>18644347
I see taofags are still clinging to their biased mistranslations and their own warped accounts. Sasuga, stay secondary.
5/10, made me reply.

>>18644713
The only reason why you’d want to be friends with youkai anyway

stop lewding my mom

>>18645135
Or if you want to betray humanity and become a youkai yourself. Eternal youth sounds pretty nice and the downsides aren't that bad. Anyone who's been a NEET and turned their back on human society could possibly qualify.

>>18645165
Eternal youth isn’t bad, but then again, you stay young and watch everyone else around you die. It’s a consequence that sucks and you have to take into consideration

>>18645180
I've actually thought a lot about this and have come to the conclusion that it wouldn't bother me and I could accept that. I don't seem to be capable of empathy and didn't even cry when my mother died, and I can't seem to form any attachments with people.

>>18645213
If that's the case you won't have any problem. ( I wish i didn't have empathy sr all).

>>18645213
Life is like it’s own hell anyway, but eternal youth is another level of hell. Some may feel devastated watching the ones they love pass away, while others don’t feel shit. With eternal life, you just feel not human, and watch countless generations go by, knowing that you are an outcast of one from years past

>>18645237
Trust me, I've thought very deeply and philosophically about this and would accept it. It may sound absurd, but I could handle it. If I ever seriously got the chance, I would take it. I would just become a historian and tutor humans throughout my life to try to make the world a better place.

>>18644663
Youkai are the physical manifestation of
all those negatives you brought up.

>>18644699
hmm, better not.

Okay, /jp, redpill me, what's the deal with Byakuren? There seems to be a lot of hate towards her, and I'm geniuinely interested why.

>>18644347
That sounds pretty nasty, I haven't heard this before.

>>18646130
2/5 of that group are humans, and one is a very human-like youkai.
Also I like humiliation and SPH so that's a bonus.

>>18644228
Every time /jp/ is mean to Bya, her boobs get one cup size bigger! And every time /jp/ is nice to Bya, her boobs get two cup sizes bigger!

>>18644228
Why is she depicted as a Jesus monk?

>>18649643
she died (sealed) for our sins

>>18648591
Her younger brother died at a young age, giving Byakuren a phobia of death strong enough to drive her to research immortality. Instead of any socially acceptable methods of achieving a longer life (hermitage, ascension), she chose to utilise black arts that depend on the continued existence of youkai to work.

She goes on to pose as a youkai hunter, but instead of exorcising youkai, she preserves them instead, leading to human casualties. This leads to her ultimately getting sealed in Makai for 1000 years. There she continues to study black arts. Also possibly steals Shinki's spells.

Flash forward to the current day, her lackeys have broken her out. Byakuren's first action after getting unsealed is to land her flying ship on top of Miko's grave for fear of getting challenged on religious grounds. She mellows down once she finds out her youth is guaranteed to last due to Gensokyo doing the very thing she had attempted to do, but peacefully. Still cheats and lies to the humans of the Human Village as seen in the manga.

>>18650262
In addition, since the events of UFO:
- Shown to actively ignore her youkai subordinates' misconduct, including the sort that endangers her human followers
- Rejects Miko's perfectly safe solution to the Urban Legend incident because she wants the glory of solving it for herself
- Tries to shift the blame for another incident on Miko for no reason
- Turns away one of the canonically friendliest youkai in Gensokyo because of a slightly mocking joke
- Possibly (dream selves aren't 100% reliable) only takes on apprentices to take care of menial tasks for her own convenience

>>18650301
Miko is a faggot

>>18650308
I don't doubt that, but at least she is not a villain.

eh not rly but...that'd be nice

>>18650262
>>18650301

I see, thanks for summing it up, anon

>>18650340
This took time and effort. I am amazed.

>>18645984
>>18644707
Check my these. Whereas humans show these aspects from time to time, youkai do them all the time.

Who's worse? Someone who keeps parroting his epic headcanons (at least this time he didn't memetext) that have been disproved every time or someone who, instead of reading the actual canon texts, believes whatever anon, a secondary source, says?

>>18650301
>Turns away one of the canonically friendliest youkai in Gensokyo
Which is?

>>18650340
>>18650430
and yet they forgot Meiling

>>18650582
>Byakuren: Yamame, the earth spider I just mentioned, said her reason for joining was that "because the humans that come to the temple with their worries look delicious(*15)," and Orin said "because the temple has so many graves that it's corpse heaven." I had no choice but to refuse them, right? (laugh)
>Miko: Right. (laugh)
Literally nowhere in the text they imply it was a joke, Miko even laughs at how obvious the right choice was. Half of this shit is made up.

>>18650625
>(*15)
You should read what this refers to. Akyuu explains how Yamame's remark was mocking (the state of) Byakuren's human disciples. Moreover, if you look into Yamame's profile and chapter in the Symposium, it's very clear she has a combative, confrontational personality on top of being friendly toward pretty much everyone.

Byakuren doesn't say it's a joke, but knowing Yamame's profile, it's rather plain it was banter on her part.

>>18650572
>headcanons
Read the manga.

>>18650700
>Akyuu explains how Yamame's remark was mocking (the state of) Byakuren's human disciples.
Except she fucking doesn't.
>15: There is a point to her making humans ill before she eats them. Illnesses act as seasonings. Mental illnesses are spicy.
>it's rather plain it was banter on her part.
Just like Orin wasn't interested in the corpses, right? Oh, wait, she was.
>>18650711
Upvoted.

>>18650735
>Just like Orin wasn't interested in the corpses, right?
Orin is outright stated to be unruly and giving in to her instincts as a kasha. Yamame is stated to be friendly and reasonable, but fond of a good bout. She isn't stated anywhere to eat humans, mentions she hasn't done that in ages in SA, and ZUN outright god damn says in her profile that she would never infect anyone without a good cause.

Yamame calling Byakuren's human disciples "delicious" is implying, in an intimately youkai fashion, that they're ill and/or mad. Moreover, she specifically refers to the humans who come to Byakuren's temple. She is saying the humans at the temple are already infected - which is why they look "delicious."

Good fucking grief, I can't believe I have to explain Touhou banter to some Byakushit enabler on the jay.

>>18650761
>Orin is outright stated to be unruly and giving in to her instincts as a kasha. Yamame is stated to be friendly and reasonable, but fond of a good bout.
Sure, the example she gives is only, conveniently, half right. Even though the point of the paragraph is to prove Byakuren has to turn away some youkai from time to time.
>is implying, in an intimately youkai fashion, that they're ill and/or mad
There's no "implying", you're just making this up. This aspect is never brought up. Why isn't Miko, who even agrees, pointing it out, since she's always so eager to mock Byakuren's "stupidity" in SoPM? Why would you fucking tell this joke as your reason for joining? There is no joke and, even if it had been, Yamame should have clarified. She didn't (and don't bring up completely made up shit like: "She did, but Byakuren probably didn't listen") and Byakuren can't just accept someone like this because "Perhaps they actually think the opposite of what they said in front of me!".
>I can't believe I have to explain Touhou banter to some Byakushit enabler on the jay.
I can't believe I have to explain that the actual, canon text>>>whatever idea you came up with that is never brought up.

>>18650847
>Why isn't Miko, who even agrees, pointing it out, since she's always so eager to mock Byakuren's "stupidity" in SoPM?
BECAUSE IT'S A THING THAT ONLY YOUKAI AND THOSE FAMILIAR WITH YOUKAI WOULD KNOW. Akyuu points it out. You know, the person very familiar with all kinds of youkai? The chronicler of a natural reserve for those? Jesus, you're thick.
>Why would you fucking tell this joke as your reason for joining?
Because, once again, Yamame's personality is closer to an Oni than that of your run-of-the-mill youkai. She likes to fight. She likes to banter. Byakuren is too uptight to pick it up, that's all. She does the same to Marisa in the course of the symposium - electing to ignore the jabs rather than respond in kind. Because that's how Byakuren's personality is.

I don't mean any insult by this, but you genuinely sound like you can't wrap your head around the concept of ribbing and/or making a subtle criticism.
>Yamame should have clarified.
And this just proves it.

>>18650900
>Akyuu points it out
Akyuu doesn't point out any "joke". She describes Yamame's M.O. She's the one the humans are terrorized by.
>Byakuren is too uptight to pick it up, that's all
>Because that's how Byakuren's personality is.
Sorry if she was concerned about the life of the human followers after that bold statement.
>you genuinely sound like you can't wrap your head around the concept of ribbing and/or making a subtle criticism.
>And this just proves it.
It proves that, if you already have a bad reputation with a certain group (humans) and you're visiting a place which already has a very peculiar situation (trying to find a balance between two species often at odds), you're a moron if you expect to be trusted after making such a "joke" (an implication that, I repeat, is NEVER brought up).
And if you don't realize you should at least make clear that you were just joking all along and the other side got it all wrong, after you've been rejected, you're dumb as a brick. Brick that, of course, doesn't utter a word.

>>18650262
nice headcanon

>>18650989
>Akyuu doesn't point out any "joke". She describes Yamame's M.O.
Exactly. She points out the meaning behind Yamame's commentary on Byakuren's disciplies.
>Sorry if she was concerned about the life of the human followers after that bold statement.
In front of Miko, Marisa and Kanako, sure. If you read the entirety of the Symposium, though, it's abundantly clear Byakuren cares very little for the well-being of her human visitors. She is literally self-aggrandising by mentioning how she "turned down" "unruly" underground youkai. Only, in Yamame's case, she got bantered on and never even realised.

Akyuu realises this, hence her explanation of Yamame's remark - which would already have been damning enough on its own. But no, it actually had a hidden second layer which Byakuren was thoroughly oblivious of.
>And if you don't realize you should at least make clear that you were just joking all along and the other side got it all wrong, after you've been rejected, you're dumb as a brick.
Maybe Yamame:
1) Didn't care
2) Stopped to care because she'd failed to pick a fight like she likes to do
3) Came up only to pick said fight, and not really to join the temple

>>18651033
Whose? ZUN's?

>>18650572
the headcanon faggot.

>>18651046
Don't be mad cuz I proved you wrong

>>18651046
Not an Argument.

>>18651036
>She points out the meaning behind Yamame's commentary on Byakuren's disciplies.
Who are terrorized by Yamame. They're struck by the fear of HER.
>In front of Miko, Marisa and Kanako, sure
She proclaimed to be a friends of humans in front of the first person she encountered (Sanae)
>it's abundantly clear Byakuren cares very little for the well-being of her human visitors
and she opened the temple to humans as well because she wanted to help both species.
>hidden second layer
Yeah, everything is some epic conspiracy by Byakuren instead of what it's actually written. If ZUN had actually wanted to show it was a joke, he would have actually said that, instead of "saying a bunch of stuff that, through implications that are never brought up anywhere, maybe confirm my view of the events".
>1) Didn't care
>2) Stopped to care because she'd failed to pick a fight like she likes to do
>3) Came up only to pick said fight, and not really to join the temple
Then what the fuck is the issue? She only went there to cause troubles and Byakuren turned her away. She never cared about being an actual follower. Case closed.

>>18650572
>Someone who keeps parroting his epic headcanons (at least this time he didn't memetext) that have been disproved every time

One of the major appeals to Touhou is the loose lore and the fun speculation and headcanons people make to fill it in you silly baka

>>18651118
>Who are terrorized by Yamame.
They aren't. Read Yamame's profile in SoPM. Even Akyuu, whose job it is to demonise youkai, admits Yamame is at least reasonable.
>She proclaimed to be a friends of humans in front of the first person she encountered (Sanae)
Well... yes? What's your point?
>and she opened the temple to humans as well because she wanted to help both species.
And she sucks at it. Even Marisa got molested on the temple grounds, and youkai usually stay away from her for various reasons.
>Yeah, everything is some epic conspiracy by Byakuren instead of what it's actually written.
What is actually written is Byakuren's very brief account. But, what is also actually written are Akyuu's explanations, Yamame's profile, and the overall context of the situation. You can't just take Byakuren's line and believe it at face value without taking it in the context of the book wherein it is written. That's dumb.
>Then what the fuck is the issue?
There isn't one. The bottom line is Byakuren got bantz'd on, failed to realise, and later tried to use it as leverage to make herself look like a good girl in front of the other powerhouses. In the process, she actually turned away one of the friendliest youkai in Gensokyo, who she ordinarily would have found a great ally.

>>18651138
>>that have been disproved every time
Also, thinking your headcanon=actual canon isn't "appealing", it's being a secondary.

>>18651152
>Read Yamame's profile in SoPM
I read it and it says "Human friendship: very low" and, just like every other mention of her, it says that humans hate her.
>Well... yes? What's your point?
That she cares about humans, unlike what (You) said.
>Even Marisa got molested on the temple grounds, and youkai usually stay away from her for various reasons.
Youkai nag Reimu and Marisa all the time and you know it.
>failed to realise, and later tried to use
If she "failed to realize it was a joke", then she's acting out of good faith, are you even aware of what you're writing?

>>18650572
>instead of reading the actual canon texts
Didn't have time to read manga, and too bad at the game to finish UFO. I tried, I swear.

>believes whatever anon says
I asked for an opinion, got an opinion. This doesn't mean taking everything as a fact.

>>18651331
>I tried, I swear.
It's ok, but be aware that you can also find the dialogues on the wiki, both original and translated.
>This doesn't mean taking everything as a fact.
This is reassuring.

So how about some facts about Byakuren?

>>18651376
I have too.

>>18651376
I have two.

>>18651376
She's a virgin

>>18651376
The "black magic omg so evulz" that gets memed every time is in fact the spellcraft every other magician in the series use and Marisa says it's ok to use it. The kanji are the same.

>>18651376

Loves to be abused

>>18651407
The method isn't the same. Byakuren's magic is dependent on the continued existence of youkai, as explicitly stated in her profile. Marisa's magic seems mostly based on artifacts crafted of inherently magical materials, such as Hihi'irokane, of which her Mini-Hakkero is built.

In terms of magicians-turning-youkai, there are the rituals which Alice has used, which render the magician un-aging and independent of food. These, however, have had no link drawn to the continued existence of youkai, nor have been referred to as forbidden or black, like Byakuren's magic very explicitly has been.

>>18651760
>The kanji are the same
>nor have been referred to as forbidden or black

>>18651879
Read SoPM. Namely Byakuren's article. Then contrast it with PMiSS, namely Alice's article.

>>18652056
Which proves my point, thanks.

>>18652160
Right. Never mind everything I said then. Man, Byakuren threads are always so full of reasonable, well-informed debate.

>>18651879
Not an arg.

The funny thing about Byakuren defenders is that they "fall for it" despite everything telling you why she's no good.

Wait that's not funny, it's incredibly annoying.

I want Byakuren's blessing to have sex with youkai.

>>18644228
If that happened all those schoolkids would be causing teenage youkai pregnancies, the streets of japan would be filled with halfling delinquents.

Byakuren loves that mushroom jelly.

>>18654258
Never trust Yukari

>>18652510
Right, thank you for your valuable input. Have a cute Hijirin.

>>18649613
TWO whole sizes? That’s impossible!

>>18654281

>>18654289
Resorting to sex appeal. Typical.

>>18654281
I want to thrust Yukari, if you know what I mean

>>18654409
You're welcome man.

>>18644228
Could a lion befriend a gazelle? No, of course not. Youkai and humans will never be capable of coexisting. Their relationship is parasticial by nature, and it can never be anything else.

>>18650591
no fucking way

>>18655553
I wonder who could be behind this post

>>18655553
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6dZs1SvzlE
Happens all the time in nature, and these are animals that aren't sapient and are heavily influenced by their nature.

>>18657132
>Reimu hates Youkai.

This meme needs to die. Reimu is one of the biggest Youkai collaborateurs around. She's pretty much Yukari's military police. Willing to support the status quo, even though it's actively killing innocent people.

>>18644228
>you will never ever fuck a kappa or a tengu

>>18644707
>>18650442
That just means Youkai are purer than humans, even if that means pure evil.

>>18659181
Then how come the tengu and kappa have sworn to protect the humans?

The only youkai that seem to eat people are those forest demons.

>>18657835
Some Youkai might view a few humans as "not food". Some might even pretend to befriend/love humans. But it's all little more than a hollow lie. Something entertaining they can do to pass the time. And once that human inevitably dies, they'll go right back to their old ways.

>Happens all the time in nature, and these are animals that aren't sapient and are heavily influenced by their nature.

If you believe most people on /jp/. Youkai, in spite of their sapience, are also heavily influenced by their nature. And that totally justifies them eating/murdering innocent people.

>>18659097
You just never shut up.

>>18657835
>heavily influenced by their nature
The yama heavily encourages youkai to follow their nature though.

>>18659258
Look, agree with my opinion of Reimu or not. But don't pretend Reimu is some kind of anti Youkai bigot. She's the only reason Gensokyo is still standing.

>>18659200
>But it's all little more than a hollow lie. Something entertaining they can do to pass the time. And once that human inevitably dies, they'll go right back to their old ways.

t. paranoid shrine maiden
There's zero evidence to back up this claim. Plenty of youkai have loved or befriended humans and had happy lives with them and have mourned their deaths. And who says the human has to stay human? They could take the hand of their friend and ascend to immortal youkai-hood and live forever with their beloved.

>>18659571
>There's zero evidence to back up this claim.
Yukari and Yuyuko used to be friends, still are even. And yet it's very strongly implied Yukari still abducts and eats people all the time.

> Plenty of youkai have loved or befriended humans and had happy lives with them and have mourned their deaths.
Name one example in Touhou. Besides Yukari and Yuyuko. Who are a somewhat special case.

>They could take the hand of their friend and ascend to immortal youkai-hood and live forever with their beloved.
The usual methods for becoming a Youkai are pretty fucked up though. I doubt that's a fate you would wish upon somebody if you genuinely love them.

This is Hijirin thread. Take your moralfagging and Reimu's hate somehwere else.
>even though it's actively killing innocent people
Oh, so it was Count faggot all along. No surprise here.

>>18660572
Hijirin threads are the best places to moralfag though. Like, that's kind of her character.

>>18663357
True, but most of the time it's just shitpost and not a regular debate. Also this gu is so obnoxious that even /tg/ would get headache from him.

>>18663357
True but most of the time it's just shitpost and not a regular debate. Also this guy is so obnoxious that even /tg/ would get headache from him.

>>18664001
>Also this guy is so obnoxious that even /tg/ would get headache from him.
Uh. I'm pretty sure im actually that guy.

Either way. I think arguments on this thread are going just fine. Don't be so presumptuous, that's only going to make matters worse.

>>18664023
>Don't be so presumptuous, that's only going to make matters worse
Ohh scary, scary. Anyway if you want shitpost feel free to use any Yukari's thread.

>>18664091
>Ohh scary, scary.
I'm not threatening. I'm just saying, if you go around looking for chances to complain about opinions you don't like. Then you're going to make the atmosphere on these threads worse.

>Anyway if you want shitpost feel free to use any Yukari's thread.

>Sharing my controversial opinions.
>Shitposting.

Right, this is exactly what i mean when i say you're overly presumptuous.

>>18644228
Best friends with benefits?

>>18644228
>ywn have male youkai friends
>ywn invent cool shit with the kappa
>ywn do freelance photography with the crow tengu
>ywn spook people with the kasa

>>18646161
Please don't make me look at pictures of Ichirin-neesan like that...

>>18644228
Would she make a good mommy?

>>18664740
Yes, but you'd get kidnapped by taoists and held ransom

You better hope Miko can cook, or else you'll be stuck in her house and it'll suck

>>18654322
Two whole sizes, yes! Booby Buddha!

>>18664300
>ywn have male youkai friends
Good. Normal male friends are awful enough.

>ywn invent cool shit with the kappa
I don't hang out with murderers.

>ywn do freelance photography with the crow tengu
Or shit journalists, for that matter.

>ywn spook people with the kasa
As if she could ever actually spook somebody.

>>18664740

She does, I can confirm. Daily nursing mommy milk.

>>18665932
So you're both a pessimist and have no friends

Gotcha

Would byakuren play games like grand strategy and total war?

>>18665832
>>18654322
>>18649613
Don't breast expand the Bya!

>>18659298
You're the biggest collaborator on shitting up threads, not that much of a complaint though since this thread is already shitty.

YEAH GO GET HER CHEN

>>18667552
Yes.

>>18667981
And you're the biggest collaborator of writing shit arguments. So, like,. either argue or leave.

>>18667661
Yes. But she would always attempt to broker peace between factions/countries. Failing miserably thanks to the horrible ai. Before inevitably getting backstabbed and losing.

>>18669454
>And you're the biggest collaborator of writing shit arguments
I like your lack of self awareness

>>18667661
Byakuren only plays good strategy games, like AoE II

>>18676146
Amazing, isn't it? Now please, stop acting like a little kid throwing tantrum. And go somewhere else.

>>18644228
Back to Hokkai, species-traitor!

>>18676378
my nigga

Sorry Chen but I don't think we can keep any more pets.

>>18678940
Get out Reimu.

>>18678940
>Implying this isn't already happening.

I'm sure the Kappa have restaurants selling human meat. Why let the meat go to waste after they've extracted the shirikodama?

>>18680662
Reimu should just destroy those youkai loving buddhists.

>>18659924
>They could take the hand of their friend and ascend to immortal youkai-hood and live forever with their beloved.
>Reimu would like to know your location.jpg

ctrl+f paizuri slave 0 results

>>18651760
>which render the magician un-aging and independent of food
She's a lich?

>>18659177
good

Please be nice to Byakuren, okay?

>>18691369
I'm not sure if Reimu would have a problem with that if you don't live in the village anymore. Which you probably would, if you're stupid enough to marry a Youkai.

>>18691782
She's a good girl. She's just hopelessly naive. And doesn't understand youkai and humans can never be friends.

>>18676378
>rts
>good

>>18691782

>>18693631
KISAMA

>>18691782
I want to procreate with Byakuren and her pets

>>18693348
>t. CoD player

>Humans and Youkai should breed!

ftfy

Humans and Youkai should play twister everyday!

>>18703481
>here's our son's room, he's quite the kid!

Ɓreeding
Ɓyakuren
Ɓountiful
Ɓody

>>18693348
tl:dr
“reeee rts is bad cause you need more than 2 brain cells to play”

>>18691782
all brown haired byakuren and her oppai looks a bit like Wiz (konosuba), interesting,

>>18644236
Nice

>>18703481
>Polluting human purity.

People like you are the reason why we invented buring somebody at the stake.

why not true man

>>18691782
Raising a family with Byakuren!

>>18722210
This baby later becomes Jesus.

>>18723862
Does that mean Youkai are going to crucify him?

Only if she let me mating press Shou.

>>18723862
I want to make a family of half-breed saviours with Hijirin. Is this normal?

>>18725411
No.

>>18664740
Ask Kokoro

Posting fresh goods here

>>18732029
Mommy Hijiri and Daddy Miko

Humans and Youkai should bump this thread!

>>18732043

>>18736286
Reimu has two moms too though.

>>18736286
Okina and Miko are Kokoro's moms.
Byakuren is just that one shitty clingy aunt hag.

>>18736302
Why the hell you idiots keep forcing this shit. Reimu literally can't stand Yukari.

>>18736362
Children often can't stand their parents. Go read FS.

>>18736362
I can't stand my mom either...

>>18736381
Is Team Chocolate truly the only non-retarded team aside from minis?

>>18736302
Fixed it for you friend

>>18736397
Thanks anon.

>>18736380
You mean the manga where she was nothing but pissed on her. Seriously you're reaching tsundere Arisu levels of insufferability.

>>18736389
This whole thing is retarded and it’s just lazy effort from hiro for an “april fools” prank. I get it’s easter, but give me something better

>>18736425
>You mean the manga where she was nothing but pissed on her
>"pissed on"
>same pronoun referring to two different people
Try speaking proper English next time if you want to communicate out of your IQ range.
And that still doesn't prove shit.

>>18736436
I know. The board merger thing last year was so much better.

>>18736454
Stop moving the goalpost faggot. The burden of proof is on you. And I try to post one of that edited pic of yours I dare you.

>>18736492
>Stop moving the goalpost faggot.
Using terms you don't understand now? Talk about Dunning-Kruger. Since when is "X is pissed at Y" preclude Y from being X's mother figure? Are you actually this stupid?
> And I try to post one of that edited pic of yours I dare you.
What? As I said, speak English please. It's hard to take you seriously.

>>18736509
So you have nothing. Figures.
>It's hard to take you seriously
Yeah, though.
>>18718006

>>18736535
>So you have nothing
Don't really need to have anything (even though I do) when you can't even write coherently.
>quoting something irrelevant
Wow is this shifting the goalpost?? Or red herring??
Absolutely embarrassing.

>>18736302

>>18736597
Though it's kinda weird how Kasen just shows up at the shrine and act like she knows everyone. Very suspicious.

>>18736611
Yeah. Kasen is very suspicious. Also, d-don't tell to her but I think she is a...
...oni.

>>18736611
Kasen is not suspicious she is just a ordinary hermit trying to give out advice. Any claims about about her being a oni or having some some ulterior motive is just people trying to discredit a kind hermit.

>>18736648
>>18736651
The plot thickens.

>>18731995
I'm gonna do it anyway

>>18736597
Making Kasen pregnant to ensure the Hakurei Bloodline!
Watching her breastfeed Reimu with a red face!

>>18736661
Kasen would enjoy that

>>18736661
Why everything about Kasen is so lewd!? I can't take her serious anymore, she is for bullying and humilliation!

>>18736977
Lewd pink.

>>18737113

>>18737565
Surprised Seiga isn't higher.

I had a warm dream about Byakuren. I love Byakuren now!

>>18737601
The list is now pretty old though. It needs update.

>>18743209
Pls tell me more

>>18743498
Unfortunately, I don't remember what happened. I woke up and now Byakuren gives me a warm feeling. It had to be good. Maybe she took care of me or something.

>>18744057
Her dark brainwashing magic claims another victim again I see.

>>18744057
Byakuren must have been nice to you in your dream then

>>18744057
Warm feeling is euphemism for wet dreams, right?

>>18737565
>Hecatia dresses like a slut
>Least lewded

>>18744057
I hope you dream about her again and ask what happened before.

Why do you people think Youkai and humans can be friends? Is it not better to simply exterminate our natural predators? To make sure our loved ones remain safe.

>>18751343
The idea of fucking supernatural beings is old as mankind itself.
>To make sure our loved ones remain safe

>>18751358
Yes. But not all Supernatural beings are explicitly parasites feeding on human fear/flesh. Nor do all of them view humans a delicacy. Letting Youkai live is simply too dangerous. People might get eaten. Think of the children!

>>18751386
Look at this baka that never heard of term fear boner. Never underestimate human ability to stick his instrument into anything.

i want to kiss hijri on the lips!

>>18751415
Fucking exactly. No one can beat the cock. NO ONE.

Not the cock.

>>18743209
>>18745073
I used to have wet dreams about Byakuren and Yukari before I started masturbating.

>>18751574
Anon, when did you start masturbating?

>>18751593
In University.

>>18751638
.......

>>18751638
I do not comprehend this post.

>>18751488
Can cocks beat other cocks?

>>18751638
You're telling me that you didnt start as a pure shota fapping to old hags before you had hair on your dick?

>>18751574
So, is it possible to have those dreams again if you stop masturbating?

>>18752686
I didn't know masturbation was a thing as a child and if I had as a child it probably would've been to Zero Suit Samus.
>>18753887
Yes. Wet Dreams are a mechanism for your body to expel old/bad sperm from your testicles. Its possible to get them even if you masturbate somewhat often if your body produces too much sperm.
Do note that if your body doesn't properly adjust you can have a rough time. Internal blockages in the tubes the sperm travel through can be incredibly painful and even potentially form a cyst.

Anons and Youkai should be best (internet)friends!

Head monk in Myouren temple has a big butt!

>>18757697
But i want all Youkai to die!

bumping

>>18654568
translate scrub

>>18761844
Byakuren's butt is so big!

>>18773333
Byakuren have a big butt 100% confirmed.

>>18773333
Not big enough if you ask me.

>>18748276
That's old data. Hecatia is up to 4.83%. Komano Aunn is at the bottom, followed by Medicine

(as of December)

>>18779572
But its already huge! How much bigger should it be?

>>18783828
MORE BIGGER

>>18787359
I need an image reference!

>>18761844
for you

>>18751488
Except CJ. He beat the cock.

>>18773333
Check'd.

>>18790374
It never gets old, does it?

>>18783041
Big loli

>>18783041
>>hag

>>18783159
How much has Kasen increased?

>>18793358
16.22%

So, negligibly I guess. I don't see an exact number there but it's about the same.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1AA4LjES8bQrvctJFB17ekxvvVZDQVwNUQvJhlxd_P3I/edit#gid=4

>>18793428
Did not expect a spreadsheet for this to exist.

>>18793500
>tittynes
>komachi
As expected.

>>18793428
>tittynes
>komachi
As expected.

>>18793428
I just updated it. She's now 16.32%.

Humans and friends should be best Youkai!

>>18761844
That ass can make one convert to Buddhism

>>18799781
>>18790525
>>18790374
>>18787463
>>18787359
>>18783828
>>18779572
>>18775441
>>18773333
>>18761844
I don't want to have the mental image of Byakuren's increasingly fat butt straining her dress when she walks around!

>>18799781
That ass can save the world.

>>18761844
>>18799781
>>18804275
Proof?

I have a solution

Humans and Youkai just need to interbreed, then the children will become ambassadors of peace for both species and the humans will become youkai themselves

>>18806336
It would be better if the children wipe out their parents. And create a new glorious world of both magic and technology.