/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>18622307
for all others there's your SPELLcard: Don't leave home without it!

>>18622537
Cute Reimu ANON!

>>18622307
You're just poor.

>>18622307
Lmao ur poor fuck off Shion.

Sounds like something a poor person would say

sex with joon.

>>18624996
you can't bribe death

Hmmm

Sex with....
>>18625055
DAMMIT

>>18625055
>>18630967
.....must be soft and wonderful

>>18632136
Sex with Joon makes the coin pickup sound effect over and over!

>>18632150
Does cumming make the 1-up sound effect?

>>18632150
>>18632229
Someone needs to make that.

>>18622307
Like good sisters?

>>18622307
Like Aniki back?

>>18633719
Please stop.

>>18633719
You do not belong here

I want to have loving, procreative sex with Joon!

>>18633876
Not violence love, only soft, slow and wonderful sex with coins and 1-UP sounds in the process!

>>18633876
Joon is for soft sex only, delete this please.

>>18622307
People are finally coming around to Jo'on? I thought people would never stop wacking off to her sister.

>>18636856
She can take it
Given her reputation of course

>>18637135
Maybe those secondaries that think Shion is a good girl finally decided to play the game.

>>18637135
Her sister is a smelly NEET who'll fall for any guy that gives her even the slightest bit of attention and affection. She's pump and dump material.
Jo'on on the other hand has a high opinion of herself with standards through the roof and requires you to really put effort into getting her to bed. Girlfriend material.
After you decide to settle down the best course of action is to break up with Jo'on and marry Shion, but still regularly continue screwing Jo'on behind her sister's back.

My parents keep telling me that I have to marry a nice Jewish lady. When I go to Gensokyo, I will make Jewn my wife. You goyim can settle with some random sluts from the human village instead.

>>18637135
>>18637707
Anything that you do with Shion you can make it with Jo'on 100times better!

Shion is only your used handkerchief.

>>18638299

>>18638701
Not lewd.

Afford THIS

>>18638830
For that smile doesn't dissapear, i'll take all of the responsability!

>>18637135
I always loved Jo'on more.

>>18637707
>Her sister is a smelly NEET
Reminder that that isn't a joke, it's canon.

>>18637707
>After you decide to settle down the best course of action is to break up with Jo'on and marry Shion, but still regularly continue screwing Jo'on behind her sister's back.
You were starting to convince me until you said this. Apply yourself!

>>18640162
Why stop having sex with the superior Yorigami? Jo'on is too good for mundane household chores that a wife should do while Shion is only fit for doing them and other low skilled work, she doesn't deserve your fidelity.
Unless you were to marry Jo'on and still make Shion do all the work, that could work too.

>>18638738
>Not lewds.
Literally. She is so shitty no one actually bothered into drawing some ones.

>>18637707
>effort
>Girlfriend material.
On /jp/???
Hahhahaahahhahahahahaha!
Woah, you're a comedian anon!
Aahhahahahahahhahahahahah!
Keep it up! *cough*

What can't money buy though? This sounds very important to know.

>>18637135
Jo'on actually made surprising changes once she went to biketits' temple, even became robin hood. Shion's only real big moment was when she got shamed by everyone and proceeded to attempt literal griefing at the concert, then she just stopped caring so much. That being said I'd like to see Shion's interactions with Tenshi considering she follows her around now.

>>18622307
SOmeone make a doujin of her sister begging for food, but the dude says he will trade it for sex and this keeps on happening, gets pregnant and both say why the fuck not start a family

which leads to pregnant sex scenes, and later on super trying to keep one another quiet sex scenes with the kid sleeping in another room

final page or so can be joon looking through the window at the happy family her sister has, final panel can be Parsee licking Joon's face with a smile

>>18622307
Like having a job in Japan, which I have and literally all of you faggots don't! ^;)

>>18641075
Yes, teacher.

>>18641142
Nope, programmer.

>>18637135
the same thing happened with the TV show "Minder" in the late 70s all the press and fan attention flocked to Dennis Waterman's character of Terry; but as the 80s dawned and in the light of the early Thatcher era George Cole's ''wheeler-dodgy-dealer'' Arthur became centre stage.

>>18641167
At least we can all content ourselves with the fact that you make half as much there as you would in the West.

But you probably still have the better end of the deal.

>>18625153
>>18640905

>>18625153
Medicine and healthcare are literally death bribes.

>>18645986
No, you you miss the point..
you can delay health problems, thus bribing health.
Death is something you can't bribe, she/he/it comes for all.
(saying that even by some unknown method a hourai immortal could die, basing on contradiction, if they were able to create perfect immortality elixir - they could also cause perfect death elixir)

>>18646041
>she/he/it comes for all.
death has no gender.

>>18646065
thats what i used to say, before i had sex with her

How is there still no art of anon making shmion eggs?

>>18622307
>>>/biz/

Worship me or continue still a miserable poor scum.

>>18622307
Jo'on is my favorite newhu.
What does this say about me?

>>18650192
You have good taste and are most likely a primary.

>>18650097
But Joon makes you miserable poor scum. Well, made. Not anymore.

>>18622307
If money is not enough, use more money.

>>18650463
That's the trick my friend.

>>18650192
It indicates that your taste in newhus is good and implies that your taste in other things is likely good too.

>>18647267
Because you are a lazy fuck.

>>18637135
Jo'on is a meme queen.

>>18652753
What happen to Cash Money?

Best final word for best girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbc0CF1YNFI

>>18641056
Look at kasen ass, what a whore

>>18622307
Those legs will leave me without money.

>>18665092
Thousand-dollar thighjobs!

I'll buy /jp/. Then I''l buy joon a fancy cake.

Jo'on is hot.

>>18672881
Money bags! I want to squeeze them!

>>18622307
Best newhoe

>>18680519
hello drillhair suika

>>18680519
When does a newhoe evolve into a regular 2hu?

>>18652715
To be honest, her hair looks like a croissant that could be plucked out and eaten.

>>18681375
If they are 5+ years old. I consider DDC to be the current breaking point between 2hus and newhus

>>18681375
When they stop being the newest. That is, when a different new game is out.

>>18681479
Shinmyoumaru isn't new, what a disgusting definition.