/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>18606285
Big girls start off little. Take advantage of this.

Loli foxes are pretty cute.

>>18606290
>>18606285
Big girls give big hugs.

>>18606285
Like I'll fear some big nerd who gets flustered just holding hands

>>18606290
>Telling me to take advantage of little girls
It's not right! That said, I do still have a weaknes for shortstacks.

>>18606290
You mean like this?

>>18606300
>Turns into an Atlas moth
Jesus take the wheel

>>18606296
That's natural. Shortstacks are the peak of monster evolution after all.

>>18606306
>Peak
More like the fertile valley, amirite?

>>18606306
That's a whale.

dare you summon a succubus?

>>18606311
Sticcfag please go

>>18606313
Someone please feed this girl.

>>18606314
You can literally see rolls.

>>18606300
She's at critical health!

>>18606315
He's too depressed to, but she's working one it.

>>18606319
>>18606314
>>18606311
>>18606306
Notto Disu Shite Agin

>>18606320
The question is, when she faints will someone take advantage of her?

>>18606307
More fertile than if the river bank of the Nile had volcanic ash dumped on it. Just the thought of such a broodmother in the making gets me hot

>>18606353
Are you imagining a shortstack Pharaoh all oiled up wearing nothing but body paint as you fill her tight fertile pussy with your cum and she begs you for more?

>>18606390
I'll give her as much of my lowly slave semen as she wants. Her lineage will never die out from the rate she'll be pumping out babies. Horus help me when her body shifts into maximum MILF-erdrive

>>18606390
Shortstack is nice, but big girls are good too.

>>18606406
I think a tall pharaoh and short anubis would work best. Both busty, of course.

>>18606285
Size difference is only good when the guy's cock is bigger than the female

>>18606285
>waifu is considered tall
>she’s a head shorter than me
Oh Japan.

>>18606399
You'd better be ready for the most boner stiffening dirty talk you've ever heard from her anon. She'll be calling you her fucktoy and her slave so much it might seem odd when she switches to calling you darling in the afterglow while stroking your hair.
>>18606408
Why not have it the other way around anon? Shortstack Pharaoh and Amazonian Anubis?
Both of them completely into the idea of using you as a lowly breeding slave of course.
At least that's the public excuse, they really just want to keep you to themselves.

>>18606421
>anon never noticed he was actually a giant

>>18606432
>being a shortstack pharaoh's living dildo
Normally I'm not into femdom, but I'd wear a collar with a chain on it if only so she could pull me into a loving deep kiss after I finish filling her womb with as much babybatter as she can physically hold

>>18606432
Because tall, stately, absolute breeding material pharaoh. I can handle a short boss, but a ruler needs presence.

>>18606438
>after I finish filling her womb with as much babybatter as she can physically hold
Get ready for a full three months of breeding.
She has the resources to keep the two of you going that long.

>>18606445
If she's a devout Hathorite like I believe her to be, we could essentially keep each other going just by ourselves
>she sustains herself off your semen as any monster would
>you suckle the rich, healthy milk that leaks from her sizable breasts

How would you feel about your waifu/gf chugging several mugs of your semen?

>>18606463
As long as they are drinking those mugs worth of cum straight from the tap I don't mind. But if they saved some for later or something that'd be pretty weird, I wouldn't let that fly.

>>18606458
>You're the only slave the Pharaoh's taken with her on a vacation to Pandemonium.
>You walk into her chambers only for the doors to slam shut behind you by magic.
>She's laying on the bed completely slathered in oil and wearing her rough sex body paint, legs spread and with a smug smirk on her face.
>Before you can even react you feel her God Voice wash over you.
>"Get over here and FUCK ME UNTIL I'M KNOCKED UP!"
>It's a good thing you're in Pandemonium, because otherwise her kingdom would be without it's Pharaoh for a year and a half instead of just a few days.
>And now it has a princess on the way.

>>18606463
She'd probably notice how absolutely rock hard I got and then decide she wants some from the tap.
Maybe she'll even do it during the Idol roleplay.

>>18606285
What kind of a monster girl would keep me safe from violent moshing at concerts and keep me warm at night

>>18606505
Mothman. No one will mosh if they're all high as fuck on her scales and her fluff is perfect cuddle material.

>>18606505
Any Lamia, but especially Apophis.

>>18606505
Barometz will bounce those other people right off without any shock to you.

>>18606300
>>18606305
>look up Atlas Moths
Man that's a big bug.

This thread needs more content. Pick one:

1. More Aquanaut
2. More Jurou-gumo mahjong

>>18606674
Do Barometz just get around by bouncing? Or do they just get out of the jelly fruit and walk?

>>18606792
2

>>18606792
The first definitely.

>>18606463
I find it pretty nice. I probably would give her a bukkake every now and then, covering her whole body in my seed and making her feel extra lewd.

Reposing due to archive
https://pastebin.com/5xd3wgza
Part 8 of burning edge (line 872)
Stay tuned for scalebound, next.

>>18606306
Gonna grope, must grope.

>>18606505
Norwegian metal fan Yeti with black dyed fur

>>18607017
I like to imagine single monsters would get very horny when near a bukkake'd wife, smelling your cum on her and getting horny thinking about the things you could do to their pussies.

>>18607217
Isn’t she the sweetest little thing?

>>18606796
They can bounce or move their roots

>>18607292
Oh man, my waifu is a dragon so I can see her being very proud, boasting about my achievements with her just to get them even more excited before making sure that it's clear I'm hers and hers only.

>>18607034
I forgot the image

>>18607034
Scalebound makes me hope dragonia has proto dragons

>>18606285
Whats with the tumblr OP image? Are you trying to become more disgusting than idolshit threads?

>>18607430
Bait should be subtle anon. Try again once you've learned basic baiting.

>Why is my kiki looking at me like this?
>What's in the drink?
>I don't get it. I just gave her a generous raise for a wonderful job she does.
>Does she want a bonus?

>>18606867
>>18606946
You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

>>18607540
I wanna watch a monster girl get mad at The Room

>>18607550
At worst it would give them ideas.
>Hey, try humping my belly-button, that looks fun

Undead Dark Mages are possible aren't they?

>>18607563
Undead anything is possible, the only limit is your imagination.

>>18607563
I'd say undead magic users would have to be Liches or Pharaohs to keep the powers they had in life, otherwise they'd just have to learn magic as zombies.

Regura spider

Do Thunderbirds produce more electricity than Blue Dragons?

>>18606406
This woman has no business being a judge while this gorgeous. I refuse to allow my afterlife be determined by something I should be making tantric love to.

>>18606406
Beeeg Sheeep!

BUTTERFLY WHEN

>>18607586
In what universe is that a spider? Are you even a real entomologist?

>>18607586
this artist loves his long faces and tall girls

>>18607794
No, but I don't see what entomology has to do with arachnids.

how do spiders react to being called insects?

>>18607864
They giggle and tie you up tighter

>>18607864
Webbing.

>>18607569
>I'd say undead magic users would have to be Liches or Pharaohs
Both of those are very specific things. It's actually a good question what kind of an undead a "properly" high quality raised from the dead monstergirl is, I don't think they're zombies or wights either.

>>18607864
Poorly I'm sure. They deserve it anyway.

>>18607930
Undead Succubi are a thing, even if we haven't gotten a gist on how they look yet.

>>18606285
Give a big dere dere girl

>>18608003

Did no one in the order find it weird that a dude dressed like that?

>>18607986
mgq has a succubus lich , looks the same as her living self only with a big chunk of her missing.

How would you prefer your portals anon? Instantaneous one way only, giant portal in the middle of the city, or something else?

>>18608030
Its called being distracting to the enemy, you gotta think about these things.

>>18608030
>Again with the Venus and Mars symbol obsession
Alps were a mistake. KC should have just broadly stated that any being could turn into a succubus if they desired sex as a monster and just left it at that

>>18608058
>They're launching dark matter! Call in the queer brigade, we need shields!

>>18608059
Interest into that kind of shit has been growing , as to why I can't say , but I guess kc threw them a bone to get a tiny piece of growing pie.

>>18607986
Yeah, but that's the thing, what kind of an undead does the D&D-style template translate to. And what kind of children would an undead not-undead monstergirl have? Same species but alive like she used to be? Zombies or Wights? Undead of the same type of species like she is now?

Seriously though, why is it so hard to find stories where the mermaid actually stays a mermaid during sex? It seems like 99% of hentai with mermaids has them growing human legs when they're ready to fuck.

>>18608072
>taking trapfag shitposting wholesale

>>18608056
I'd prefer it where me and my waifu have a personal portal we could open and close whenever we like, basically an interdimensional portal gun. We'd live in my waifu's universe but we'd be able to visit here whenever we wanted for family visits and max comfiness.

>>18608030
>portals open between the MGEverse and our world
>Gender reassignment surgery becomes a thing of the past

I want a hug from my BIG sister

>>18608072
>them
Are you the ESL faggot that's insistent that KC is trying to pander to lgbt bug chasers?

>>18608164
I want a BIG sister that’s short

http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-25067-the-talk-how-to-explain-mermaid-sex-to-your-kids.html

>>18608058
I don't think strategists go into the frontlines. He's in the army to admire strong men and that's the reason why he turns to an Alp.

>>18608174
Sorry sir, only good taste is allowed here.

>>18608178
Thicc

>>18608164
That's a weird looking Holstaur.

>>18608185
Big sisters can be short too. Nothing wrong with that

>>18608178
>paws
Eugh

>>18608184
They could dress that way to provide motivation for Paladin-chans to fight harder. The "Boys back home" calendar is very popular.

>>18608221
You have to go back.

>>18608178
! !

>>18608185
Shush you, I want my shortstack oneesan

>>18608174

>>18608276
Exactly, that’s the cute oneesan I need

>>18608174
Good taste, the best onee-sans are the ones you outgrow but still remain loving, caring sisters who look out for you.

>>18608287
For the sake of sating my autism, I simply want to see that little Automaton with a different hairstyle and armor set.

>>18608210
>She used to play around with you and bully you when you were little.
>Put her elbow on your shoulder, rest her boobs on top of your head, ruffle your hair, etc.
>You grow up big and strong
>She still likes to try to push you around but knows it’s ineffectual

How long is a ban for ‘abusing’ the report system?

The audacity of this spammer.

>>18608310
Three days. Shit happened to me a year or two ago when someone was making futa shitposts at the start of the thread.

>>18608333
Thanks.

>>18608056
A two way portal that always stays open.

>>18608253
https://youtu.be/KNJ1B_2b17s

>>18608292
That they are.

>>18608297
Seeing one with a bun would be nice

>>18608182
This could be a fun topic.
>First Q and A
Why did I have hope for anything better?

>>18608414
It's from Oregon, what were you expecting.

>>18608414
Here's a cute Sea Bishop to make up for it.

>>18608030
Shorts are comfy and easy to wear, they're perfect strategist clothes.

NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!

>>18608483
I want to lick a loli Bee-chan's honey cunny!

>>18608056
Multiple portals worldwide located in conveniemt locations. The portals link to a biome on the other side similar to the one they connect to on Earth. I want total global saturation, but >>18608141 is onto something so long as the waifu can pass for human.

>>18608473
They’re also easy to slip off for butt fucking.

Reminder that birds are inherently evil because they fly solely on instinct instead of thought and morality.

>>18608496
Nothing wrong with an evil bird, if anything it only makes them more lovable.

>>18607479
Wait a minute, I've seen those yellow eyes before...

Hitokiri Buttholsai, the dickslayer

>>18608491
It's important to relieve stress on the battlefield.

>>18608496
Does this look like the face of evil to you?

Mud.

>>18608535
Yes.

SHARK!

>>18608566
NO BITING

>>18608491
What about cargo shorts?

>>18608580

>>18608566
HUMAN!

>>18608565
She's a smart girl that will never rape you.

>>18608593
Biting means punishment.

>>18608059
I dunno, the obnoxious obsession Alps seem to have with their lost masculinity makes for a fairly effective warning sign.

Like, how do you know the difference between an Alp and a Succubus? One cannot stop talking about the penis they used to have. And the other is a faggot

>>18606784
>big moths
MOTH ABS YES

>>18606784
>>18608732
>Enormous Moth wife takes an hour to squish into bed, fidgeting around as her gorgeous soft curves smoosh and rub all over you until you cum three times before she finally back settles down
>”Ah, okay! Goodnight hubby!”
>...
>”...Ah, I want a drink quick! Be right back!”
>leaves the bedroom and comes back to start all over again

>>18608647
Wait, does that mean that succubi used to be dickgirls?

>>18608802
No. Now fuck off.

>>18608802
>Ditzy bimbocubus bouncing up and down
>”Hey~! I like dick! I’m a dick girl cause I like dick~!”
>crow tengu glares disapprovingly from the corner

>>18608806
>One cannot stop talking about the penis they used to have

>>18608826
>A random post is a canon fact
Wow! You're fucking stupid!

>>18608832
Isn't that how all threadcanon starts?

>>18608843
There's a difference between good ideas and /d/-tier shitposting anon.

I wish to touch cow abs.

>>18608855
I wish to touch cow tits without having the need to take responsibility.

Bugs!

>>18608866
2abominable

>>18608866
Too much monster and not enough girl.

Does raising a rider and his mount from birth work on dragons?

>>18608885
Literally Wyverns

>>18608879
>>18608882
Filthy casuals.

>>18608885
Probably.
It'd result in one hell of a clingy Dragon though.

>>18608893
There's a big difference between that girl and Sandworms anon, and that difference is that bug girl literally has to climb out of the bug part to actually have sex.

>>18608863
I bet there'd be cowtit therapy available in a monstergirl world.

>>18608893
Would you eat horrorifice every day for the rest of eternity?

>>18608885
Yes, but you'd need to raise a strong rider to deal with her after she matures and starts questioning things.

>>18608885
I'm sure a lot of Monster Girls wouldn't mind raising their husband from birth. Just give a young boy over to a Jabberwock or Dark Mage, they'll keep him safe.

>>18608890
Not wyverns though, full blooded dragons.

>>18608890
He's asking if the Wyvern technique would work with a dragon anon.

>>18608912
>Dark Mage
Bad idea, she'd pounce the boy the second he reached sexual maturity and fuck him every day.

>>18608920
>>18608915
Oh. Yeah, why not?

>>18608923
>the second he reached sexual maturity
She'd do it as soon as his dick got hard for the first time.

>>18608908
What do sandworms and their husbands eat?

>>18608929
You’re sick.
https://www.livestrong.com/article/267344-erections-in-babies/

>>18608925
Dragons make great moms. I imagine they'd be extremely protective with their daughters and even more so with sons. It would be fun to tell one to let the boys climb the trees and to chill when they hurt themselves a bit.

>>18608937
Dark Mages are disgusting.

>>18608925
>Anon's parents form a pact with the Dragon who rules their lands to raise their children together.
>The first thing both of them see when they open their eyes is each other.
>They grow up together and are almost unnaturally close.
>Once anon's parents have twins later on in life, the Dragon becomes their surrogate Onee-san
>When the day comes to see if the process worked, a Dragon comes down to the village demanding Anon as a sex slave.
>Anon's Dragon immediately attempts to beat this usurper into the ground for trying to steal what's hers.
>Anger turns to confusion when the other Dragon hugs her and starts crying.
>Turns out it's her aunt and she's crying because she's proud.
>Anon and his childhood friend Dragon are married the next day.

>>18608929
That's not what that means anon.
Gotta hit puberty.

>>18608937
No anon, I don't even like lolis. Those monsters would keep touching and massaging the little kid's penis so it could grow big and healthy though.

>>18608950
>Puberty
Holy shit that would take some time. Monsters go for it as soon as they learn to walk so they'd be doing the same with humans.

>>18608946
What about the Aunt's happy end?

>>18608969
She's married, she already has a happy life.

>>18608900
Pretty sure you've got it backwards.

>>18608937
T O D D L E R C O N

Imagine a dragon zombie that was reanimated, not because she never had a lover in life, but because she never wants to be without her husband, even in death.

>>18608866
Would, then again I'd also fuck quelagg so I may not have the best of tastes.
>>18608908
Been a while since I've seen this one, would hug.

>>18608989
Why are her tits staring at me with a ~ mouth?

>>18609009
What?

>>18609015
Tell me you see a face here too.

>>18609000
Spiny girls deserve gentle, careful hugs. She'd be traumatized for life if you hurt yourself on her by hugging her.

>>18609018
She wants all eyes on you.

>>18608533
Can love blossom on the battlefield?

>>18609058
With monsters the question becomes:
Can we hope to stop it from blossoming?

>>18608030
I'm not normally into that
But if it looks like the left I mean c'mon guys im not made of stone.

>>18608929
>>18608937
Huh. Does this mean that monstergirls would be even bigger pedos then human men?

>>18609058
No. It can only bloom.

>>18609058
I just want big tittied kunoichi

>>18608117
Before I watched that show and people were posting kon while it aired I thought she was a boy.

>>18608165
Why else would he have created alps?

>>18609070
Of course they would. I for one, don't like lolis and I'm sure I'm not the only one. Monsters however are ready to fuck any male at any age, doesn't matter the species.

>>18609070
>Q. What would monster girl do if she find human orphan?
>A. She will try to protect him or her, or even try to become mother. MGs will not pounce upon those who are wounded or weaken, and children who are too young to have sex. However, when the boy grows enough, they may marry continuously. And some species of MGs may try to monsterize the girl.

>>18609093
What happens when an orphan boy gets adopted by a KDF tier monstergirl?

>>18606285

>>18609100
>KDF tier
I don't follow.

>>18609100
Tragedy

>>18609093
Is too young 4 years old?

>>18609117
That's kind of in cool kyou territory
And even then at least they are mentally older in his comics.

>>18609105
Unapologetic pedophile with a whole host of degenerate fetishes, probably.

>>18609105
This >>18609137

>>18608946
Hope she carries her husband to be at the ceremony

What monstergirl do you want to sit on your face, dude?

>>18609188
inb4 loli Wights

not that it's a bad choice

>>18609188
I want a shortstack Griffon to sit on my face dude!

>>18609188
My daughteru.

>>18609188
troll

>>18609193
>inb4 loli Wights
I was tempted to say that but went for a griffon, thank god I wasn't too predictable.

>>18609205
Nav's pics don't help either

>>18609188
All of them, I'm too subby.
Some elegant curvy lady who will cross her legs across my head as she goes about her day reading or talking with friends or whatever, happy to keep me as her live in chair.

>>18609188
A muscled hulk of a demon

>>18609156
>MG and husband get married
>man catchs the bouquet
>He gets married too
>New wife throws the bouquet again
Wouldn't this create a infinite loop?

>>18609215
Nav's Wight awakened my love for them but I always liked them to some degree.

Now though? I have 3 different head canon loli wights I think about.

>>18609215
High five!

>>18609215
>>18609235
I prefer his grown-ups.

>>18608566
Mako no! Bad homestay!

>>18609252
I like thicc lolis because they're pretty much the only way to get pear-shaped girls. I hate big titties.

>>18609188
I'm not actually interested in face-sitting.

>>18608566
The dick is the only body part I want to get bit in.

>>18609188
A Fairy!

>>18608566
Bite her back.

>>18609277
>Vampire meeting in a remote castle
>"biting your husband's dick: yay or nay?"

>>18609277
Ewww.

>>18609306
>old-fashioned CC's say yay, bite dicks every day
>soft young nerds have scruples

>>18609252
This is likely the last thing you see when you get lost in a snowstorm in Zipangu.

>>18609188
A good old plain elf

>>18609306
>'But that's where that delicious white blood is stored!'

>>18609233
Not infinite, but ‘Nookies do offer discounts on chain weddings. Imagine the following: A group of girls will pool their money to arrange a chain wedding and invite their single friends and any single men they’re looking at. The wedding planner will arrange for a baker to be on standby, an alurane and liliurane florist team, and a collection of dresses and tuxedos to be delivered with a Ittan Momen stylist. Partnerships are also made with the local Otohimes, Pharaohs, Nurahiyons, Lilims, and even the Queen of Hearts herself to provide venues big enough for the event. Priests from all the major religions, including the Sabbath, Eros, and even Aeres are on standby to officiate the union following their beliefs. The core girls make a down payment and for every marriage they add on, a discount is given to their total bill down to the final bill equaling their deposit if no one leaves the event single.

>>18609315
>Strawberry Cum
>Blood Macchiato
Which is it?

>>18609316
>Chain weddings marrying any single men who got invited unknowingly
Shit that'd be the MG equivalent of a surprise intervention.

Taking over the world is hard work!

>>18608496
they have cute babies at least.

>>18608925
Someone save that humangirl!

>>18609346
That wurm is adorable

I can think of some good country music songs that would fit MGs.
Nurarihyon:https://youtu.be/gDWepmUXk3w
Kobold:https://youtu.be/DAmOWCwnQJI
Salamander:https://youtu.be/lPOTQBEe2eA

>>18609378
For some reason I thought it was a girtablilu

>>18609373
Is this an Order knight sent to investigate Dragonia but succumbed to the demonic energy there?

>>18609332
I’d imagine it more as a thoroughly romantic event full of heartfelt confessions and displays of love. No one is getting married if they’re not ready yet, but they may start looking at each other more now. If they’re not ready now, maybe in 6 months.

>>18609313
Hey now, there's also the chance of a yeti or whitehorn. Maybe a nice fluffy snow fox or Malamut kobold too.

You gonna get proselytized.

>>18609373
>Become monstergirl
>Stay just as attractive as you were before, but with extra bits tacked on
Well, at least she didn't get worse. KC needs practice drawing women that aren't attractive waifu material, at least in terms of looks, to start.

>>18609462
Also it looks as if her personality has stayed mostly the save.

>>18608893
>wormsign.jpg

Get out of here Spongebab.

>>18609373
>Random Eyeballs tacked onto the design
All of Druella’s taste is in her mouth

>>18608030
The priestesses have to find their eyecandy somewhere, Anon.

>>18609479
Looks pretty MERE to me.
>>18609495
>He hasn't read Dune

You are approached by a wild jungle catgirl.

>>18609515
I'ma hug her!

>>18609514
My reference is comedy though.

>>18609497
I wouldn't mind if it was like one and it symbolized something, but he tends to do entirely too much.

>>18609515
Roll for diplomacy.

>>18609462
>KC needs practice drawing women that aren't attractive waifu material, at least in terms of looks, to start.
Nah, the girls being attractive pre-corruption is totally fine. I don't read KC's stuff to look at ugly girls and I'm not really going to get a corruption boner unless the girl was already attractive.

Best Beelzebub.

>>18609515
Do that shifting to change eye contact thing that they say works on cats.

Would you put on a frilly princess dress if your daughteru asked you to? It's dress code for her tea party after all!

>>18609603
Depends on my mood. I might try to talk her out of it, or I might go over the top in hopes of either embarrassing her or making her whole day.

>>18609462
her boobs got bigger tho

>>18609497
I think those eyeballs are actually jewelry.

>>18609603
Oh, absolutely anon! Anything for my daughteru. I mean, I'd wear cute frilly dresses anyway, but oh well.

>>18609603
Simple. Explain to her that men don’t wear dresses, but wear suits instead. Then, you wear your wedding tuxedo and join her for princess tea and sparkle cookies on the terrace overlooking her bouncy ball orchard with a juice river running through it.

>>18609643
It's still tacky-looking.

>>18609661
>wedding tuxedo
Be careful anon, the next game she'll want to play involves her trying on her mother's wedding dress.

>>18609693
What kind of semen demon is this?

>>18609693
Lich.

>>18609693
>Ring for paizuri.

>>18609691
There’s nothing wrong with that. All good fathers walk their daughters down the aisle to a waiting, loving, soon to be son-in-law. Maybe we should invite that little boy from across the street over. She can say he’s icky, but her blush says something different.

>>18609711
Pure Lich >>>>> slutty Lich

>>18609720
>Ding Dong

>>18609711
Fuck, mean to reply to >>18609704

>>18609723
>being a good father
My brother. I'm sure your daughteru would grow up to be a handsome and good lady!

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>18609631
Gaining a cup size or two is pretty standard for monsterization

>>18609750
Needs more fluff

>>18609766
It'd be pretty great if a girl got flatter as she monsterized because she knew her crush liked them smaller

>>18609729
No such thing as a pure lich. Necromancy is inherently unpure.

>>18609772
All she has to do is go to those sabbath freaks and they'll help her out.

>>18608946
I feel like if you raised a dragon and boy together the dragons instincts to collect would kick in before she sexually matures and would try to "collect" her friend.

>>18609188
Atlach-Nacho, Baphomet, Yupiel-sama

A story about a lesser succ would be good
Dont see much of them outside of the exet games

>>18609817
https://pastebin.com/qX6sN2Yb

>>18609817
I wonder what kind of full succubus this one would mature into? I bet she would dial it back on the revealing nature of her clothes and get a little less smug and a little more loving. This is the stage where they’re trying to figure out how to be a monster after all, so some roll back would make sense.

>>18609834
ow The edge

>>18609846
It's the only lesser succ story I can find.

>>18609846
Not really that edgy

>>18608178
Source?

It's prime bullying hours.
How do you bully your waifu?
And how do you make up for it.

>Hardmode: No sexual acts involved whatsoever.

>>18609603
No, I probably wouldn't join her tea party. I'd just let her enjoy it with her friends and if she tried to convince me her mom would talk her out of it by saying something in the lines of "no boys allowed".

https://exhentai.org/g/1188637/d8a7a9b254/

Oppai loli wyvern is the cutest.

>>18609946
Depends on which scenario it is but I really don't bully, I tease.

>>18609946
>How do you bully your waifu?
>Hardmode: No sexual acts involved whatsoever.
Hardmode is bullying her though

>>18609953
All maids deserve a wife end.

>>18609946
By teasing the fact she is a dragon and gets so comfy with me she snores and breathes fire in her sleep, maybe record it too. To make up I'd prepare her favorite dessert and let her have every bite out of it.

>>18609946
Start a fire.
Build an igloo or ice sculpture.

>>18609946
Only eat her out and finger her and then fall asleep without putting it in.

>>18609946
Sneaking up on her and molesting her tail. That, or blowing into hear ears unexpectedly.

>>18609946
Frequently masturbating, while refusing to have sex with her because I'm 'too tired.'

>>18609946
Put her in 'the jar'
Collect ingredients for her in the field.

>>18609946
I keep tempting her with sweets and then luring her into taking a break by putting on documentaries of the ancient world in the background. Seeing her sitting on the couch in a blissful stupor as the narrator drones on about Darius the Great only to go into full-panic mode after she realizes she's behind on both her work and her workout routine always makes me smile. I usually get away with it by telling her I only want to help her relieve stress but sometimes I go too far and she has me sweep the house for fur deposits as punishment.

>>18610028
Hakutaku? Anubis?

Post smug.

>>18610028
>Bullying an Anubis by getting her off schedule
How devilish. I'm sure the next day's schedule would include a time slot for something along the lines of "Use husband as footstool."

>>18610076
How is her scepter doing that?

>>18610053
Anubis. We both have a deep love of the ancient world but we fight a lot because I have a deep love for the Romans while she thinks they're just a bunch of Hellenist wannabes whose Empire couldn't even last five centuries, let alone a millennium. She insists the Byzantines don't count either.

>>18610082
Sand magic

>>18610082
Anubis' (Anubi? Anubises?) magic is powered by stress and irritation.

>>18610101
>You will never be ambushed by a group of kunoichi and have a martial arts fight to defend yourself.

>>18610139
What is she gonna do? Stab me with those knife ears?

I love mermaids!

>>18610101
I want to be a jailer for a captured Anubis and nullify her power by pampering and cuddling her!

>>18610092
Just tell her that Egypt was in fact conquered by those "Hellenist wannabes." That totally won't end in her cursing you, mounting you, and riding you dry while she berates you in her native tongue about how great her people are. No, that won't happen at all.

>>18610156
Yeah, that’s right. Ninjutsu your way out of this.

https://youtu.be/E_9KtiT1sig

I would wonder what daily ambushes from a kunoichi group would be like?

>>18609729
Pure lich in a slutty outfit > pure lich or slutty lich

>>18610157
Don't we all

>>18610179
slutty lich in pure outfit

>>18609817
I like both. Can I have both? Even the human girl is 2cute, would gladly take home, introduce to my parents then quietly bone on my old twin bed.

>>18610185

>>18610171
>Anon has daily battles with a group of kunoichi
>one in the back has a stereo system and is playing ninja music
>At this point anon has started pack wooden swords and baseball bats to defend himself.
>its only made them more excited, as far as he can tell for a bunch of kuu demon ninjas

I can't say no to those thighs

>>18610243
Which ones?

>>18610258
Yours.

>>18610258
>>18610171

>>18610281
Please don't harass 3d's

>>18610281

>>18610343
https://youtu.be/ifzphF8bNTo

>>18610367
>Replying

>>18610377
https://youtu.be/efHCdKb5UWc

>>18610343
She's kinda cute like this.

>>18610421
I like it as well

Well /mgt/ I finally had a monstergirl dream.

>In coal mine
>Walking around watching everyone work.
>Look at ground.
>See a bunch of orange peels literally everywhere
>Ohshit.jpg
>Begin frantically picking up orange peels so that boss doesn't fire me.
>Almost done.
>Huge explosion to left
>Hole in wall
>Giant Ant walks in and grabs my arm
>"I'm kidnapping you" she says.
>Get "kidnapped" even though I kinda just walk with her willingly.
>Go through hole
>Enter what looks like a convention center or some shit
>Bunch of people there
>See Stephen hawking hitting on Karen from spongebob.
>Giant Ant leads me to a bed in the middle of the room.
>Start making out.
>Things get spicey.
>Oh shit that's right, I almost forgot.
>"We need to be careful," I say, "I don't wanna get arrested."
>"Why would you be arrested, dude?" She asks.
>"Because you're a miner.
>Laugh and fall backwards
>Fall off bed.
>Fall into empty void.
>Wake up.
>MFW I realize dream me fucked up his chance to bang a monster girl for the sake of a shitty pun.

Why am I like this /mgt/?

>>18610465
>Why am I like this
You're a faggot.

>>18610320
I Wouldn't mind alping if it meant I had someone that loved me. ;_;

>>18610465
Dreams can be weird. One minute, you're spooning your special one, the next you're wading though a mesh of webs and funnel-web spiders.

>>18610243
I think I might like thighs too much too, anon. It's a dangerous thing.

>>18610465
What monstergirls would the Danganronpa girls be?

>>18609720
It's a paizuring.

>>18610242
>as far as he can tell for a bunch of kuu demon ninjas
He's learning about them
Soon he will be able to read their individual quirks

Do arachne like Being bondage?

>>18610503
Well, transforming into a length of chain would be quite exasperating, so possibly.

>>18610503
https://exhentai.org/s/15bbbc5de2/734591-11

>>18610503
I know that I couldn't say no to binding up a spider to play with, ESPECIALLY if she has huge venom sacks

>>18610490
Celestia would be an ignis.

>>18610533
Oh you.

What if you yanked on an Arachne's web while she was spinning it?

Bimbo Monsters are love.

>>18610551
I liked her too, but the thought of an ignis gambler with drill hair is pretty nice.

>>18610608
>Hair drill is actually fire
Sounds pretty cool actually. Though she's more a vampire.

>>18610465
>blogshit
>done gone ru paul
Neck yourself my man.

reminder that nothing is funnier than a bright eyed and bushy tailed order assassin sneaking into your tower and getting hit with a heaping dose of P'Orc Mana

>>18610600
>>>/d/

>>18610481
So this is what happens in the final stages before transforming? Anyone have that slippery slope image showing the decline from >tfw no gf to trap faggotry to suicide?

>>18610616
I don’t know. I saw fish wearing shoes once and that was pretty hilarious.

>>18610633
>I saw fish wearing shoes once and that was pretty hilarious.
Like a mermaid trying to adhere to a formal dress code by shoving her tail fins into high heels?

>>18610633
Please don't laugh at the loli flat fish, she just wants to try daddies clothes

>>18610633
>>18610646

>>18610626
At least you probably won't kill yourself if you go Alp.

>>18610659
I'm Phillip J. Fry and I approve this Mermaid.

>>18610612
I'd love her as a vampire too, would gladly be her butler.

>Deviantart spam left untouched for hours

>>18610708
God imagine what Miu would be.

>18610714
Did you report and hide?

>>18610723
Yes, the moment they appeared.

>>18610614
You seem really angry all the time anon, may I invite you to shut the fuck up?

:^D

>>18610730
Then you have done all you can do. Perhaps set a filter for them as well?

>>18610667
I’m not a fan of Alps by any means, but the thought of that smiling face at one time being suicidal and recovering warms my heart. Still a fag for showing off his navel and chest like that though.

Lucoaaaaa...

>>18610815
>That giant watermark
Fuck off

>>18610840
R&I

>>18610840
Is this better?

What happens when you tell your canine MG wife to go to her crate?

>>18610851
>Crate
I don’t know the relation between dogs and crates

>>18610857

>>18610843
>implying that even works anymore

>>18609946
I rub her ears between my fingers

Then I stop.

>>18610880
>reporting a perfectly on-topic image causes nothing of consequence
Shocking

>>18610899
>on-topic

>>18610912
Looks like a monster girl to me.

>>18610916
>deviantart

>>18610924
>an image hosting website

>>18610851
My Kobold waifu would just assume it's petplay time as she doesn't actually have one of those, she might even get a little offended unless I was joking in an appropriate context.

If I or my waifu told our daughteru this however, she'd probably get all excited as she does actually have one of those. It'd be more of a Kobold-daughteru-sized alcove in the wall behind our bed though, with a nice little comfy mattress for her to sleep on, plenty of pillows, a couple of her stuffed animals and a sliding cage door to keep it closed off but not claustrophobic. It'd be her comfy place where she'd go when she wants to feel safe or be alone, or when my waifu and I need the bed for ourselves. If this last bit were the case my waifu and I would probably put our daughteru in some sort of comfy yet restrictive bondage predicament so she can stay entertained, but her cage is very much one of her happy places.

>>18610933
99% of images on deviantART are shit.

>>18610943
Just stop.

>>18608013
Tundranubis needs some warmer clothes

>>18610949
Ever just randomly browsed a tag on pixiv?
It's not pretty.

>>18610949
>99% of images on deviantart are shit
yes, and?

>>18610949
I hate to defend the guy but this >>18610963
The only people who think that western art sites are worse than nip ones have never browsed in moon rune tags for more than 5 minutes. 99% of every art site is shit.

>>18610959
Worst moth.

>>18611001
best moth.

>>18611007
She's a murderer!

>>18610959
Nobody can stop KDF.