/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>18556975
Maids are olev?

Bully the shorties!

Maid are OLEV

>>18556986
Love the shorties!

I want to protect that smile

Best friends only

>>18556988
Breed the shorties

>>18557009
Raise the shorties!

>>18557017
Dibs on 169.

Make sure to love and provide for your family

>>18557083
That can mean many things.

>>18557083
Okay but what If I'm a man who died and was taken in by a Wisp? He would have no worldly wants and neither person would need to be a provider.

>>18557097
Be a good dad and a loving husband anon, it's not that hard. Don't miss your daughteru's school play if she has one.

>>18557099
If your wife's want is you, than you're providing anon.

>>18557002
Monster girl friends are something there needs to be more of.

>>18557002
>>18557133
Friends are good

Do Wyverns and their riders have their very own communities?

>>18557002
>>18557133
>>18557156

>>18557017
I want someone like 159

>>18557158
Probably, with the more civilized ones being full on keeps with roosts for the wyverns while the wild ones live out in mountains.

>>18557017
Poor taste all around. 152 is clearly the best.

>>18557017
>The big one is 172
Cute.

Would you step into her swamp?

>>18557317
That's a Zipanguese Ogre.

>>18557156
That dragon is HUGE.

>>18557282
Over two meters with her ears though. Bet the short ones count those towards their height.

>>18557261
>Mountaintop towns and castles built off of abandoned Dwarven mines
>Intricately designed living quarters that can accommodate a Wyvern, her rider, and three daughterus

>>18557332
Exactly, although you'd need to keep your eyes open for your daughterus looking outside and practice flapping their wings

Be careful who you borrow money from!

>>18557424
I dont speak lusty fox what are they saying

>>18557424
Anon, if I could get girls coming for me that looked like that, I'd borrow from the bustiest gang in town, and hang onto the money just so they can get some enforcers to 'rough me up' and then give them the money back, not a cent of which I'd spent.

>>18557431
You forgot the interest boya, you're still going to have to do some paying with your body.

>>18557445
That's why I'm waiting till they collect that 'back pay' to also reveal that I'd hat the interest and original loan all along and was simply using it to get with some lovely, busty toughs.

I want to heavily impregnate a CC vampire

>>18557469
Ruining a regal vampire's figure with lots of little damphirs and vampire daughterus!

>>18557083
I'll make sure to love and provide for my wife and daughters...in bed!

>>18551465
This is your fault

https://pastebin.com/jBRLDcBb

Another quick thing I wrote Think I'll be going back to better stuff after this

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that picking a fight with ryus is bad, especially when said ryus are wearing lovely white suits.

>>18557002
>Jiiiiiii...

>>18557493
>This is your fault
I can dig it. Good read by the way, keep making awesome stories.

>>18557498
A kuudere's stare is one of her most powerful weapons.

>>18557476
One is enough! there can only be one princess

>>18557524
Anon, don't you know how this works?
You need the heir, the spare, and one more to be safe, along with however many after that you need for political marraiges.

>>18557424
How much milk could a well equipped Kitsune yield compared to a Holstaur?

>>18557524
>there can only be one princess
Ha! You say that now, but then when your firstborn goes off to school for the first time she’ll be begging you to make another one!

>>18557532
A good amount but, unless pregnant or made to lactate frequently, not enough in quality or quantity to match a holst, and even then its dicy

>>18557530
3 would take too long to make?

>>18557539
when does the ride end? will one eventually not ask for a little sister?

>>18557550
Better get going then.

>Living doll taking care of a troubled girl
>It starts off acting like an emotionless servant in order to be less intimidating
>The girl starts becoming attached to the doll
>They do stuff like holding hands, hugging, bathing together, sleeping together, with the doll making sure her face is hidden when she's smiling
>When the girl falls asleep, the doll strokes her hair and whispers nice things to her
>The girl's mind and body slowly start changing
>One night, while the doll is giving the sleeping girl innocent cheek and forehead kisses, she is suddenly pulled into a deep, lewd kiss
>Before she knows it, the girl has pinned the doll and is on top of her, looking down with eyes that are wide awake
>"Were you ever going to stop pretending?"

>>18557585
yurifriendss pls go to /u/

>>18557585
>>18557608
How would MGs treat homosexuality?

>>18557620
Fuck off

>>18557532
Definitely more than your daily recommended calcium intake.
https://i.imgur.com/61W7MOL.png

Couple new wife pictures from twitter recently.
http://twitter.com/keirun9/status/970001608749735936
http://twitter.com/y_y_u_u_k_k_i_i/status/970665501033574405

>>18557532
It's typically unwise for a girl to challenge a holst in matters of milk. It may be more than they can handle.

https://imgur.com/a/7VZrU

>>18557620
Neck yourself.

>>18557635
>Charisma Level 9999

>Her Royal Highness will never tie you up to a chair in room lit only with candles. She will never slowly strip out of her clothes, cover herself in scented oil, and then dance rhythmically to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuxEq-RtEx4&t=0s&list=PLF5DA38D7AB59A156&index=9
>She will never slowly rub herself all over you, only stopping when the night sets in, but the room still glowing from her divine presence. She will never make you beg to quench her desire.
>She will never make you like the runes on her skin until she's ready to mount you.
Kill me.

>>18557644
"Thank you for telling me of this cute girl. This is the first time I've heard of her but she really is very cute. I would like to draw her again. Thank you for your lovely suggestion."

>>18557608
That's just how monster friendships are. It's not lewd by their standards.

>>18557635
Cute gazers

>>18557650
She didn't have to tie me p to get some body worship out of me. I'd gladly be her little plaything.

>>18557532
What do you think fox milk tastes like?

>>18557704
Like tofu

>>18557704
Less thick, a little sweeter than holst milk.

>>18557704
Salty coins.

>>18557778
You are sucking too hard if you feel a bloodlike taste

>>18557695
>She wanted to tie you up.
>She wanted to see you struggle as she wrapped her fingers about your aching member.
>As her soft, silky touch drives you to ever greater heights of pleasure, she leans in and gently whispers in your ear:
"Not until I say so"
>You get the feeling that something both terrible and terribly pleasant is about to happen to you.

Proper discipline is important when it comes to Kikimoras, or they may become too greedy and try to steal cum out of their fellow maids' pussies and asses while waiting for their turn.

>>18557857
That's why you make sure they're securely bound and gagged when it's not their turn anon!

>>18557857
Isn't discipline the Head Maid's job?

>>18557184
Which girls get too into the game and lean with the turns even when there isn't motion controls? Miia and Anubis?

You might not like it but this is how a peak breeding body should look

>>18557916
Whisker marks look stupid.

>>18557902
Spot on.

>>18557934
They're for whisking cute boys into their shrines!

>>18557002

>>18557916
I can't argue with that since it's basically the exact body type of my waifu, who is coincidentally also a fox.

>>18557916
Only thing I don't like here is the watermark.

>>18557950
It's good to see Lich-san out of her lab!

>>18557002
A sleeping Greenworm curled up on her Troll best friend's head!

>>18557916
Nice try, but this is a body built for breeding

>>18557971
I wanna pat that Greenworm.

>>18557973
So, how to keep this fine figure of a lady from being knocked up by the first drunkard who tries to sweet talk her?

>>18557973
No, that body's built for child rearing. Looks like it's already been bred.

Is it wrong to want a girl who asks or discusses doing bedroom style stuff first? A random monster using poison or hypnosis/aura/mind control is pretty shitty, but I feel like if she at least talked about it first, I might be down for some of the scary stuff.

Is it wrong to bully the lolibabas?

>Pregnant Pharaoh surveying the latest construction project with her Anubis
>"My Queen, when are you going to introduce this mystery man whose child you bear? We should ready him to become king once the baby is born."
>Pharaoh looks out among all the workers and spots lowly slave Anon, making her smile
>"Perhaps quite soon..."

>>18557999
No!

https://www.hedweb.com/hedab.htm

Read this while mentally replacing biotech with mana

>>18557950
>"Hey hey, lich-chan~ Let's go hit on those guys at the bar~"
>"I'm ordering."

>>18557996
Nothing wrong with that at all. It's not an approach for everyone into MGs, but seduction and mutual understanding rather than rape and one-sided dominance are great. Understanding and trust really does make some of the scarier stuff less scary, too.

>>18557985
Be that first drunkard?
>>18557994
Are you saying you wouldn't breed her some more, and again after that, and again after that? For me, it's a vicious cycle
>impregnate monster girl
>she becomes milfy after the pregnancy
>this just revs my engine to breed her again
>gets even milfy-er
>rinse and repeat

>>18558018
>Are you saying you wouldn't breed her some more
Naw, I'm just saying she's gone past peak breeding. She's gone from the curvy thing needed to draw in men and light a blazing fire in their loins to the solid thing needed to feed and keep after kids and keep the coal in their man's heart stoked. It's attractive in its own way, but not the same and not the top.

>>18558001
But that's scandalous. How can she let a slave be the father of her heir? How could she let him stay a slave afterwards?

>>18557999
>KANSEI DORIFTO?
I want to get Gremlin-chan hooked on Initial D so she can make something ridiculous that can run in the 90s. Maybe a high speed drift bed?
>Imagine the cool of the night
>The warmth of each other's passion
>The tire squeal as you race down the mountain pass as increasing speed
>The wind blowing her hair out of the way to reveal her everything
>Because its autonomous, you don't have to worry about crashes

>>18558035
Maybe she likes the idea of being ruler in love with a member of the lowest echelons. Maybe she has to wait until the moment is right to permanently puck him from his bonds and put him in his rightful place by her throne (or as her throne if she so wishes).

>>18558001
>More importantly, how does she react when an accident where her secret beloved labors nearly kills him?

>>18557902
Miia's already been shown to do it.

>>18558011
But all the calories goes to her breasts anyways.

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>18558187
I hope you have a wonderful day/night, slowbro.

Do not squeeze the Dragon

>>18558252
Ravioli ravioli?

>>18556975
>having wisdom teeth in the first place
Try to evolve a little!
>>18558252
Can I use her tail as a crank to pump fire at my enemies then?

What sort of non-sexual relationship with a monster girl would you enjoy?
A few examples:
>Rivalry with a reptile
>Drinking buddies with a goat
>Caretaker for bugs or rodents

>>18558309
Tsundere with daughter

>>18558309
I'd toss food at greenworms. I like that smug ignorance their smile makes.

>>18558309
Salamander personal trainer.
Werewolf drinking buddy.

>>18558309
Best friends with my Kobold waifu!

>tfw you will never have a bunch of cute Monster imoutos

>>18558309
Partner-in-Crime with a tomboy cat.

>>18558309
Unknowing owner of a nekomata.

>>18558309
>Sparring partner with a lizardman
>Confidant to a succ
>"Strong young arms" to just about any CC
>Food guinea pig for a demon or troll
>Tinkering buddies with a gremlin (I swear to god I need someone to help me with this damn car)

>>18558274
Not my fault I had shitty evolutionary throwbacks!

>>18558343
>Anon gets kidnapped by a Nergigante as a baby on accident.
>For whatever reason she can't bring herself hurt him so she just starts raising him while going to find a human to make into her husband.
>Anon eventually winds up growing up with an entire clutch of cuddly Nergigante little sisters who don't get why they're not allowed to snuggle their big brother of a few months.
>They're too young and naive to accept that anon would be turned into a walking swiss cheese if they tried while they're young and have poor control.

>>18558309
succubus drinking buddy

>>18558309
Arachne College Roommate with a sewing habit.
I'm gonna collude with her boyfriend at me and my demonfu's wedding to make sure he catches the bouquet so she'll finally fucking propose.

>>18558431
>spoiler
Wait, in MGC, are monsters the ones that propose to the men?

>>18558462
It would depend on the species, obviously.

>>18558309
Workout buddies with a Hellhound!

>>18558309
I don't enjoy relationships, I'm a curmudgeon, damn Unicorns get off my lawn and into the sea!

>>18558309
The only one I can think of is being a frequent customer of the local dark mage potion seller cause of all the concoctions me and my wives would use in the bedroom.

>>18558309
Being a reptile's rival seems like ot would be a lot of fun, but I'd enjoy spending time with a hakutaku or a lich to learn some things, maybe chill and drink milk with a holat too. There are a lot of monster girls I'd like to be friends with because I'm sure it would be really interesting.

>>18558886
Also, this is some real ded hours.

>>18558892
>real dead hours
These are the best though. Comfy.

>>18558309
Does being a regular at the local Tricoromille count?

>>18558892
You wanna get spooky?

>>18558952
I wanna get cute and comfy with my cute waifu. Not being able to get up due to her holding me in every way possible seems too good.

>>18558952
I WILL hug a ghost.

https://i.imgur.com/LGaIIcN.jpg

Lewd

>>18558997
I can only imagine a Ryu losing her composure for a bit and sweating upon hearing such things. That's what she gets for acting so gracefully.

>>18558903
They seriously are, dead girls need as much love as they can get.

>>18559017
>"You're gonna strike my WHAT?"
>A bolt of lightning hits the shrine

Sleep tight Monster Girl Thread, and dream of spring.

>>18558556
>You hit the gym together 4 times a week
>You help each other out with spotting, tips, etc...
>Outside of the gym you barely ever interact
>The only thing that connects you is your desire to become /fit/
>Eventually you lend yourself a Jubjub wife who loves to worship your body
>Her love fuels your need for gains even further
>Your Hellhound buddy is also going harder than usual
>Turns out she raped some frail weak boy and now she must become stronger to protect him
>A few months later you both become /fit/ gods blessed by Eros

>>18559385
>Fit
>Eros
Confused Ares.jpg

>>18559408
Ares probably cares more about techniques, skill and combat prowess than muscle size and sheer strength.
Meanwhile love is closely related to beauty and building your body for the sake of love is definitely something Eros would approve.

>>18559408
All Eros paladins are jacked. All of them.

>>18559427
If that were true, fukkin dropped.

Succubullies

>>18559525
YES.png

>>18559425
>>18559427
This is super stupid. Cupids, houris and the dancers should be buff as fuck then.
Everyone knows Eros is all about looking lean and sexy with some nice curves.

>>18559548
I think it only apples to the male paladins.

>>18559525
Is it possible to be too smug? I think she should be flustered for once

>>18559548
>buff as fuck
>looking lean and sexy with some nice curves
These are the same thing, anon. Women don't grow upper bodies without androgens.

>>18559561
It doesn't. There may be one or two individuals who are buff but getting fit is not Eros department.

>>18559582
Anon, please don't be dense.

Fish are friends, not food.

>>18559607
Correct.
Eating cloaca is disgusting!

>>18559548
I'm just saying, wouldn't it be nice if Eros blessed people who try hard to get muscled for their romantic partners with nice gains?
Her angels can go for whatever body type is best suited to shower their husband with love.

>>18559619
That's what Ares does. She blesses those who try hard to get good in order to better themselves or to protect their loved ones.

Nom nom nom

>>18559630
Cute.

>>18559385
I’m not frail but damn I’d love a small harem of girls getting /fit/ for me.

There’d be one obligatory chubby girl though

>>18557883
I had some things to attend to and then went to bed, so this is very late, but let me ask you a question.
Who disciplines the disciplinarian?

>>18559629
Ares' blessing seems to be more a temporary power boost rather than a permanent physical change.
Nothing in Eros' treatise mentions physical improvements either: https://imgur.com/a/n3Qnc
It's just an idea.

>>18559651
You don't need to be a defenseless weakling to have monster girls getting /fit/ for you, especially in a harem where you can give the most attention to the ones who try to please you the most. Even that chubby one will do her cardio religiously if it means getting rewarded by you later on.

>>18559696
But she still benefits those who'd try to change. Eros is more of an hedonist god for people who want to have lots of sex and sweet love.

>>18559696
I’d share the attention between them but the strongest would certainly get some extra looking at.

Chubby one can stay chubby though, she’d be there for a ‘change of pace’ as it were

>>18558330
>>18559630
Feeding a Greenworm has to be the most wholesome activity a man can partake in with a monster girl.
Every anon should let a cute bug cling on his back and feed her healthy veggies and fruits.

>>18559714
I'd argue that most monsters take it too far, while Eros still cares about the good of everyone.

>>18559714
I always thought of Eros as pure, handholding, frolicking-in-public love.

Fallen is more of the hedonist.

>>18559548
You're look at it wrong. Eros isn't helping them become buff, she'd be helping them become attractive. There's more than one type of attractive, so for most women she probably would help or bless them in becoming toned and curvy, but for others perhaps she helps them become HEALTHY, model-like slender and so on. No need to be black or white, I'd think.

>>18559630
If you see her munching veggies in a grocery store, it means no chemicals were used and they're fresh.

>>18559857
Also means I have to pay for them.
Green worms are quite eager to be taste testers

>>18559857
>>18559860
That’s why you never take a Greenworm to a grocery store/farmers market. You’ll be broke by the end of the day.

>>18559880
>he doesn't want to go broke for the sake of his cute daughter
Look at him and laugh with your beautiful butterfly wives!

Impregnating the evil kung fu master raiju

>>18559827
Still seems more like an Ares thing to me. Everyonr is already attractive due to mamono mana and they are doing it for their loved ones. Sure, it includes love and all of that but what doesn't? Unless they were worshipping eros from the start or it was somethong really special I don't see her directly giving them her blessing.

>>18559714
You’re thinking of the Fallen God.
Eros is all about flowery romantic love.

>>18560141
Would offer a drink!

>>18559880
Vegetables and fruits are relatively cheap, try feeding quality meat to an entire Werewolf pack and see if your wallet survives.

>>18560141
I'm happy to see that Houtengeki isn't going the lazy route with his Succubi this time around.

>>18560141
If there was ever a succubus made for leg locking cuddle sex this is her.
>>18560168
I just wish he would mix things up more than he does. For most the part he has exactly one face and body type he uses for every girl.

>>18560203
More like lewd lusty sex and abuse coming from both parties. Just look at those handle bars and skirt.

>>18560250
I will get her drunk and proceed to rub her horns and spadetail!

>>18560203
>leg locking
>not facesitting

>>18560265
I'd get really close and personal with her just to see how much she can take. I'd also take my time admiring her monster parts and touching them, saying how intetesting having a monster maid is.

Titty-focused Kikimora or Shoggoth, or ass-focused Kikimora or Shoggoth?

>>18560379
Too big

>>18560379
Pear-shaped Shoggoth!

>>18560379
Needs to be bigger

>>18560379
Tittymora and Shoggassth

>>18560379
Leg-focused either

>>18560379
I prefer ass.

Why are gremlins so cute?

>>18560379
“A maid with no ass is scarcely a maid at all.”
Also Kiki.

>>18560379
One of each, those sizes per asset needed

>>18560507
Because they're smug evil little beings who can't beat the cock.

>>18560507
I want a Gremlin childhood friend to help me realize my dream of one day being an actual Gundam pilot!

>>18559693
Her mother?

>>18560577
>head maid not so strict after her mother knocked her down a peg

>>18560507
>tfw no tan desert Gremlin with a fat ass

>>18560507
They have a nice threadcanon that makes them brotier without the stipulation of formerly being gay dudes.
Canon Gremlins are actually pretty terrifying.

>>18560507
Not as cute as Greenworms.

>>18560597
>threadcanon
I didn't know they had threadcanon and normal ones can be really fun to play with.

Give me a fishing village in !Notfoundland with a shaggy sheepdog Kobold, a devoted chubby Selkie, a flirty bartender Kraken and the friendly neighborhood Cancer.

>>18560611
Sounds comfy

>>18560605
It’s nirvana like it’s super overt, it just tones them down more to being laid back inventors and wacky techie friends as opposed to things that will hook you up to rape machines and drain you for days in experiments.

>>18560141
Tail too short, I bet she feels inadequate.

>>18560633
Her ass might compensate.

>>18560623
I mean, if you became firends with one she'd be like that but if things became romantic then I don't see the problem with helping them out. I don't really see that as threadcanon, just people not lewding tem.

>>18560611
Combine it with !NotIreland and we got a deal.
>Dullahan guards the town as the local lord (female)
>Art Fairy can be found with her elderly husband watching the sunrise as he writes poetry
>Werewolf practices sparring with her legally distinct red spear against a feisty Redcap

>>18560642
>elderly husband
Wouuldn't he age at the same rate as his waifu?

>>18558252
I want a dragon loli to hug.

>>18560642
>Legally distinct spear

Cute dog

>>18559607
Sagy!

>>18560642
>Wisp waits patiently by the tall cliffs outside of town for someone to come along and jump off

>>18560678
They’re both in later years

>>18560733
Probably haves lots of kids and grand kids sitting by painters on hills

>>18560754
>>18560733
This does bring up the point that long lived species and their husbands probably pass naturally at the same time.

Probably pretty eventful time.
She’d probably have her little coffin over his bodies heart when they’re buried

>>18560774
>spoiler
Goddammit it’s too early in the day to be sad.

>>18559607
>>18560704
Is it true that mermaid pussy smells like fish?

>>18560779
Only bad pussy smells like fish.

>>18560778
It’s the sign of a life well lived, probably would have the painting that drew her to him at the service

>>18559567
She did get flustered once though.
It was the fourth chapter where she accidentally groped the MC's dick.

>>18560507
Big, fluffy, green ears.

>>18560778
On the bright side the afterlife 100% exists in MGE so they would still be together.

Better look out for that dangerous Bear!

>>18560774
the livetime of the husband is extended to match his mg wife.

>>18560623
You act like that's not part of the package of having a Gremlin roommate.

>>18560811
>Worrying about bears during winter
They're all out of shape lazy NEETs this time of the year

>>18560813
I know, I’m talking about when that life ends, however.

I imagine they would both, usually, pass on at or near the same time.

>>18560823
Perfect for molesting

>>18560774
>>18560795
Who says the service, and are they buried in the rolling hills outsidethe village or a fisherman’s burial at sea?

>>18560823
Spring is close so they're waking up and start hunting for a man to rape.

>>18560823
>>18560831
I want to grab two big handfuls of Bear Girl pudge and rub their belly while they get all flustered.

Speaking of spring and warmer weather, these girls will be back too.

>>18560832
Probably eldest daughter or a local head of whatever fey group is in the area.
Burial is probably up to the family and how they lived.

A man and his art fairy wife may elect to be buried on a path going up the hill rather than the top to allow other artists to use the same spot they did.

>>18560854
She’s probably going to tell you to wait till summer so she can get back at you

>fishing village
What happens when a salty anon accidentally snags a mermaid?

>>18560885
>spring rolls around
>all the formerly sluggish, pudgy grizzlies are lean, mean, raping machines
Better hope you have a pal who’s slower than you.

>>18560862
Fuck those things. I'm glad summer has been kinda cold this year but those fucker still caused a bit of trouble.

>>18560901
>”Ufufu, so you’ve caught me again, my handsome love! It truly is fate after all~”
>”Yarr, damn harlot. Ye ruined me line again! How’s a man to catch a decent wage when a damn siren such as yeself keeps stealin me bait?!”
>”A siren? How did she catch your eye? I have competition! Worry not, my love, I shall prove my devotion to you!”
>”Blasted halibut haired wench, get off me line!”

>>18560910
They’re lean and mean or built and meaner.
They also remember their tormentors

>>18560611
>>18560642
Weresheep herding must be the easiest form of shepardry ever.
What does Werewolf-chan do to mess with them though?

>>18560934
Probably gropes the chubbier sheep and carries them off when the aren’t being cooperative

>>18560507
Just don't feed them after midnight.

>>18560952
Blasted Culainn-chan!

>>18561001
It’s why faker anon needs sheep-dog kobolds, too keep his sheep cheerful and unbullied.
She probably puts the younger ones in trees too

>>18561026
*Farmer
Goddamn phone

>>18561026
What can a couple of kobolds do against the Pride of Ulster?
Though to that point, what’s the “Pride of Ulster” doing bumming around a small fishing village anyway? Lazy!

>Anon wants to visit the quaint fishing village
>His lamia wife says she can’t set one scale on land from the boat
>Apparently it’s some religious thing

>>18560862
purge

>>18560952
>'Ahhh~ Noooooo~ Shepard-senpai heeeelllp~'
>Look to see a pack of Wolf Girls teasing a chubby Sheep Girl for her pudgy body.
>'It's just my wool, I'm not fat~'

>>18560862
>Anon is a highly trained martial artist who lives a single life of pure discipline
>Whenever a monster girl tries to rape him he gently stops her assault and gets away from her
>Except for Vamp Mosquitos who have the audacity to try to bite him in the sanctity of his home
>These bug bastards get the shit slapped out of them and are then thrown in the garbage
>They keep coming despite the repeated violence against them
>Anon is starting to worry that they might be hardcore masochists

>>18560934
Werewolves have changed strategies a bit.
Now they skull around Weresheep herds in hopes of being able to snatch up an unsuspecting shepherd boy.

>>18561075
skulk*

>>18561057
>Sheepdog Kobold runs over
>”Oi! No no! Don’t say mean things! Saying mean things is bad!”
>Wolves roll their eyes but head out and leave as she approaches
>”Oh no Sheila! Are you okay?!”
>”Yes~ but those wolves were meeean~”
>”Don’t worry! I don’t think you’re fat! You’re really pretty! Here’s an emergency hug!”
>”Thank yooou~”
>by the time Anon gets over both girls are fast asleep laying against each other as the wolves laugh from a distance
>he grumbles and shakes his hook at them before carrying both girls to safer pastures

>>18561045
Sometimes one needs to take it easy.


>>18561057
See, this is what happens when rowdy wolves are kept around

>>18561084
Adorable, shepherd Anon is probably the only real thing those wolves fear

>>18561084
Kobold-chan is so brave!

Getting older sucks, because you end up hurting yourself in ridiculous ways such as pulling a muscle while lathering shampoo into your hair.
Monster girls that keep you eternally youthful via sex magic can't come soon enough.

Dear daughteru dickers,

How do you even decide when it's time to dick the daughteru? Would there be a tine you just decide she's ready and rape her on the spot?

t. anon

>>18561136
What you do is you go the garage and you neck yourself with the hacksaw you filthy degenerate.

>>18561136
If she’s old enough to pee then she’s old enough for me.

>>18561136
She is going to show the signs, also not all the MG are for incest

>>18561136
When she says she wants to marry daddy.

>>18561136
Wait till she’s an adult and let her make the first move.

>>18561130
That she is, a true heroine

>>18561136
Personally, it'd be much more of a slow burn for me and mine. It'd start out with me and/or my waifu doing small, casually barely-even-lewd things with our daughteru like kissing a little too long on the mouth or a touch or two at bathtime. Things would progress over the weeks/months/years until my waifu has our daughteru laying on her lap in our bed, presenting our little girl for me to finally take her virginity.

>>18561218
When do you get her her own gimpsuit KDF?

>>18561218
>casually barely-even-lewd things
>kissing a little too long on the mouth

>>18561116
The alpha learned a hard lesson when she assumed he’d be a pushover just like the sheepdog.
A hearty THUNK on the head with his hook really sent her whimperin.

>>18561073
Hope the vamp mosquitoes don't call their friends to swarm him. Or worse, call their cousins from the swamps who are larger and way more aggressive.

>>18561232
>he doesn't kiss loli relatives on the lips

>>18561237
Sheepdog kobold May have some help soon, even if it’s unexpected

>>18561231
Probably sometime after the first time we have sex, once we start introducing her to kinkier things.

>>18561265
I will ally with the Wolfus and distract the Sheepkobold with forced hugs! They'll be able to bully the Sheep as much as they want while I'm nostril deep in the Kobold's nape!

>>18561246
Anon, please, I bet he even used his tongue!

>>18561280
I want to bully the Wolfus so they switch sides and become my Sheepwolves!

>>18561289
>All those poor cowering sheep as the wolves try to do their job

>>18561280
>”Haaaah?! Oi Oi! T-this hug is really really niiice! It’s making me feel really funny! Aaahn- w-wait, I have to guard the sheep! But, but hugs can’t be bad, so... keep hugging me please~”

>>18561309
I hope the Wolfus are quick bullies, if I have to keep her distracted too long I'm going to end up proposing to her and impregnating her.

>>18561299
>”Hey, shep! Check it out!”
>wolfu is laughing as she poses in one of the sheep’s outfits, as the sheep trembles and covers her naked body
>”Heh heh, get it? Wolf in sheep’s clo-“
>THUNK
>whimpering ‘ow’s fill the pasture

>>18561136
I'm not the one who be deciding, it would be both her and my wife who be responsible for that.

>>18558343
>Making Mah Niggah Gante into some pitiful little thing

He's fucking shredded, ripped, roided out, barrel armed, he literally beats up Teostra in a fist fight, and to top it off he hunts other Elder Dragons because he only accepts the finest of meals.

He's the steak only no burgers mother fucker.

>>18561339
It's a baby Nergigante you fool. She'll grow up and get fuckin' jacked.

>>18561330
Oh don’t worry, shepard anon will make sure you take responsibility for distracting his sheepdog.

>>18561332
Please don’t bully the wooly

>>18561359
I might just kidnap and elope with the Sheepkobold to begin with. I'm going to hold her hand and lead her away from her job and take her home with me.

>>18561362
But what about their new Kobold companion

>>18561375
Please don’t bully the hired help

>>18561382
They are hired help now

>>18561375
You can't bully her, I've already taken her for myself and won't let you.

>>18561391
Don’t bully, this weresheep wool is coming from a no bully farm

Man, MGEIreland sure has a lot of bullies. What a lawless land!

>>18561429
It's balanced out by all the Titanias.

>>18561429
Flat asses are a crime!

>>18561429
Don't worry, the bullies will be punished by continuing to live in Ireland.

>>18561439
That’s why all the girls eat so many potatoes, all those calories gotta go somewhere

>>18561429
I want a Barometz Bartender who’s jelly is like Magners.
I’d drown in less than a day.

>>18561429
I will bully all the redheaded Paladin-chans with my dick! Redheads go to hell, after all!

>>18561461
>MGEIreland is instead filled with all sorts of girls with fantastic big asses and they’re abhorred by girls with small asses
Truly this is the real sacred land

>>18561419
Please, no bully farms still have bullying, it's just marginally less and from a list of approved bullying techniques.

>>18561429
>hundreds of Succubi are named Morrigan
>all of them claim they’re the REAL Morrigan

>>18561485
They all are the real Morrigan. What matters is how well they rock the cosplay.

>>18561477
A wonderful place.

>>18561480
It’s not bullying, it’s training

>>18560862
I hate it that these little shits always chase me.

Nightmares would live in MGE Ireland too, right? And Banshees.

>>18561477
Just imagine it anon. A redheaded Dullahan with freckles and an ass that your hands just sink into.

>>18561493
>>18561485
>That feel when the real Morrigan is a witch.

>>18561517
Dullahans, Banshees, Wisps (water sherries)

Not sure about Nightmares, but there's always their shapeshifting trickster counterpart, the Pooka.

>>18561525
Oh, I’m imagining it.
>she tries to remain stoic as you grope and fondle and molest that magnificent home grown badonkadonk
>her head is blushing as her body holds it, but she doesn’t realize her body is already grinding back, pushing her hips out so you can give that ass a few good smacks and watch it jiggle
>thing is, she’s sworn to never complain about your touch thanks to a geas she took for more power, so all she can do is blush even further as you start dry humping her freckled phatty

>>18561485
Morrigan has a Welsh accent.

>>18561546
I was actually speaking of “The Morrigan” of actual Ulster cycle folklore, but a Darkstalker is fine too.
>>18561534
Something more along these lines, really.

>>18561544
>Geas shenanigans with Monstergirls
Oh that’d get out of hand reeeal quick.

>>18561544
I bet she's really hoping you'll finally man up and stick it in already.

>>18561544
Too Lewd.
The land of hips, thighs, and booty, that’s what it would be

Loli monstergirls are for _______.

>>18561604
Arresting.
They won't keep getting away with kidnapping and raping old men in my town.

>>18561604
Mouth kissing and anal training!

>>18561604
Headpats

>>18561604
Full-body erotic oil massages.

>>18561604
Full nelsons.

>>18561604
Facesitting.

>>18561637
What about just a half nelson?

John wick but with a kobold

>>18561645
DO NOT

>>18561645
>punished KDF

>>18561639
Too small for that.

>>18561684
That ass isn't.

>>18561688
It's big for a loli.

>Irish mgs
>Nobody mentioned best girl Celty
I'm disappointed

>>18561339
>not garnishing your steak with lettuce and tomato, and putting it in a bun.

>>18561639
I want to doggy style that wight while playing as ass like the bongos.

Banshee when?
Revenant when?

>>18561604
Being courted in a manner fitting their species and personality by a human male older than them.

>>18561604
Turning into magical girls and fighting evil.

>>18561715
We're back to monthly releases and greenworm was on the 24th, best you can do is pray.

>>18560379
A Shoggoth that alternates between the two every few days.

>>18561352
>it's a baby you fool
>D cup at least

>>18561759
To me her expression looks pleased or smug, not with contempt.

>>18561739
Pity.

Whelp best prepare yourselves for joy or disappointment since next grill is going to be Wonderland Centaur.

>>18561765
Whatever you call it it's making me hard

>>18561715
I personally hope KC goes uses the benevolent interpretation of Revenants.

>>18561775
What do you want her to be like Anon?

>>18561604

Who awakened the dragon?

Though it would be fun if anon just wanted to talk to her
Same thing could apply to griffons

>>18561847
[Loud, intimidating ‘Kyaaa’]

>>18561847
Did some Anon broke her limited edition figure?

>>18561847
You know sleeping on gold must be uncomfortable.

>>18561799
I still want her to be a skeleton that screams all day.

>>18561847
If I was an MG I would awaken like this after hearing that pop sound what vine makes after opening.

>>18561759
Didn't notice those.

I want to catch a monster girl STD.

I want to see what happens when you feed a dignified monster weed brownies

>>18561858
Its fine thats what the scales are for, its when she wants you to sleep with her that it becomes a problem.

>"I am a shadow, the true self"

>>18561936
Whats better?
Summoning monsters as jojo stands?
Or
Summoning monsters as personas?

>>18561932
Might be okay if I bring a blanket.

>>18561942
They’ll never see you CUMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>18561942
I vote persona
Jojo fights are a little involving when its just the stands fighting

>>18561936
So the "bad" ends are the Doppel taking that monstergirl form permanently and raping the squire?

>>18561932
That's why you use her entire body as a mattress. That's also one of the reasons I want a dragon who is considerably bigger then I am.

>>18561942
As far as I'm aware, you can't do anything with Persona's in the real world; only when there's some strange energy creating something like the Dark Hour or T.V. world. Stands can be summoned anywhere, thus they're far more versatile in battles and in bed

>>18561858
That's ehy you invite her to your bed. Be careful though, some dragons get greedy at night and grab the blankets all for themselves and you'll have to fight them for a piece of it.

Trust me, I hae a ph.d in dragons.

>>18561799
Spoopy Skeleton knights!

>>18561992
>fugging your own stand
Masturbation, or incest?

>>18562001
Selfcest.

>>18561995
Is it true what they say about dragon bellies?

>>18562007
There are many rumors surrounding dragon bellies. One thing is true though, they are very nice.

>strongfat mino gym teacher has you running laps after school for slacking off during P.E.
>when you're done, she praises your surprisingly good stamina and jokingly says any monster would be lucky to have you as a husband
>with a straight face you ask if you can be hers
>mino.exe has stopped working
>flustered, she tells you not to joke around like that
>assure her that your serious, and that the reason you slack off so much is that watching her holst-like tits bounce around gives you an almost painful erection
>not able to look you in the eye, she tells you to hit the showers then go home
>you certainly didn't expect her to follow you in a few minutes later

>>18562017
But are they sensitive?

>>18562007
They're soft and weak, strike their bellys for massive damage!

>>18562041
What about ticking them?

>>18562022
Lewding mino-sensei!

>>18562027
Yes they are. If you look closely you'll notice a lot of dragons leave their bellies exposed. That is actually training to reduce sensitivity so they can withstand more "attacks".

>>18562022
I want to guide her into a corn maze and watch as her instincts slowly devour her reason!

>>18562053
>Implying that mino-sensei won't masterfully lead you out of it....after lewding you in the far corner of the maze of course.

>>18562050
I'll be sure to be careful.

>>18562068
Is it okay to touch Mino-san "there"?

>>18562087
You better. If you get a quirky dragon you might have to build some resistance to fire and blunt hits or learn to dodge tail swings.

>>18562099
Only if you want her to 'touch' back>>18562099

>>18562106
But I don't have horns, anon

>>18562053
The instincts to eat all of the corn or the instinct to rape you in a maze? How would she fare in a house of mirrors?

>>18562128
>The instincts to eat all of the corn or the instinct to rape you in a maze?
Both.
At once.

>>18562110
Oh, you have one.
You just haven't thought about it.

>>18562145
She's fatty if she eats that corn

>>18562156
She needs it for the twins.

>>18562110
That can't be true, otherwise why else would girls talk about how horny boys are?

>>18562159
She doesn't need to feed her calcium cannons or get them bigger.

>>18562156
She's already fat. You should expect these things.

>>18562164
I mean the two calves she's going to be carrying after the rape.

>>18562049
I want to shoot a big load between Mino-sensei's tits before class so she has to smell that intoxication scent all period, only getting her hornier as the day drags on

>>18562162
>confused lolis looking for the horns on their childhood friends
Very cute.

>>18562171
Sure.
Sure.

>>18562180
Too lewd, she's going to need to shower lest the other girls smell it.

Remember, if your hellhound doesn't squirt when you fuck her in the ass, you're not trying hard enough!

>>18562167
She could have SOME dignity.

>>18562171
How great would it be to slowly watch her stomach grow over the school year, the two of you being the only ones in school who know who the father is?

>>18562213
I admire your bravery.

>>18562214
She's an overweight teacher raping her student in a corn field, that ship sailed long ago.

>>18562213
This is a blue board, anon!

>>18562213
Enjoy your vacation

>>18562213
>posting thumbnails of porn on a blue board
Oh shit anon what are you doing?
But you're right and that position is perfect for smug girls.

>>18562229
>"An then anon had the audacity to ask me about after rape corn! Can you believe him?"

>>18562180
Mino-sensei is an /ss/ slut!

>>18562249
No she's not, she just likes them in their late teens and early twenties!
It makes her feel less old

>>18562249
This is true, but she won't admit it. Even if she dickthrones you while you warm the bench at a sports game.

>>18562272
Anally, so it doesn't disturb the fetuses?

>>18562279
Anal is a literal shit-tier fetish.

>>18562246
Mino-sensei is very selfish! Of course the drained boy should get some of the corn!

>>18562213
You're a braver man than I

>>18562279
That and she's a bit of a buttslut. Even just slowly lowering her ass onto your man meat makes her cum a little.

>>18562230
Kinda hypocritical of you, since you posted a picture of some girl stripping while playing with her pussy.

>>18562290
She's new at this dating thing, cut her some slack!

>>18562299
I'd be scared of Mino-sensei's anal orgasms. With those muscles she might clench my dick right off!

>>18562290
She should just give him some of her mino milk. Straight from the tap, of course

>>18562309
She won't produce before probably even ovulating. He's going to need to wait until she's given birth to get a taste.

>>18562262
Wouldn't that make her feel older? The age gap and their understanding of the world would be huge. No, if she wanted to feel young she'd date an old man (preferably not faceless) and rock his world.

>>18562306
Don't worry. Her body is so lewd, it'll have you diamond hard.

>>18562321
Having a classful of 12-year-olds run a train on her 40-yo anus would make her feel really hot. Old men would fuck anyone.

>>18562321
They'd have more in common than if she was a cradel robber