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Useful idol, both in 2008 and hopefully 2009. Her sex appeal pales in comparison to her talent.

sage this shite

>>1853059

LOL U MAD?

Reporting every idol thread on /jp/.

Useful idol, good for her talent as well as her sex appeal.

Rescued!

>>1854892
where are her tits..?

>>1854927

Under that nightie, you dummy.

>>1854927
He don't have any.

>>1854976

>He

HURR DURR
I'll have you know, Koharu can cut a very fine figure despite her young age.

>>1855020
>Koharu [...] very fine figure
Only if you're into little boys that is.

>>1855108

Or gorgeous young women, which appears to be the case at hand.

but I don't like Maimi

>>1855020
Of course, again you are retarded. Koharu DOESN'T have a womanly figure. That is her appeal, again. Apparently, you know nothing about Koharu along with not actually liking her. Her girlish figure is the reason people like her. If you were looking for a full womanly figure, Koharu is not the one you would like.

>>1856248

Stop trolling, bro. I detest this attitude and I'm sure that you wouldn't draw any sense of fulfillment from it either.
Take a gander at this photo and tell me if her body reminds that of a little boy, as your fellow denizen of /jp/ insinuated. Just because her stage costumes often force her to look goofy and dull so to appeal to her disegnated target audience, it doesn't mean that she has no sex appeal going for her at all.

>>1856248

Stop trolling, bro. I detest this attitude and I'm sure that you wouldn't draw any sense of fulfillment from it either.
Take a gander at this photo and tell me if her body reminds that of a little boy, as your fellow denizen of /jp/ insinuated. Just because her stage costumes often force her to look goofy and dull so to appeal to her desegnated target audience, it doesn't mean that she has no sex appeal going for her at all.

IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY JACKING OFF TO A LITTLE BOY

>>1856427

It's like I'm really trolling.

I AM SO RONERY
BUT NOT DESPERATE ENOUGH TO GIVE IN TO
3D PIG DISGUSTING SHIT LIKE KOHARU

>>1856507
I have some bad news for you, Anon.
u r a faget

>>1856513
HAI THERE KOHARU WHORE FAN-BOY
HERE'S SOME SPICY SAGE FOR U
THAT CAME OUT OF KOHARU'S ASS

>>1856519

Keep your shirt on.
Nobody is forcing you to read this thread.

this thread is now about kame-chan :3

>>1856387
She does have sex appeal going for her. Just not the kind that you think. Her real fans don't like her because she has a womanly figure, because she doesn't. They don't think of her as a sexy woman. They think of her as a cute girl. If some find sex appeal in that, then who is to stop them? It seems like what you are looking for is gravure idols with "curves" or whatever shit you are into, not 16 year old idols with singing careers. This, on top of the fact that you don't like her songs classify you as a troll. So, whenever you are ready to stop will be good.

>>1856777

tl;dr

>>1856777
i am going to screencap this as proof of your faggotry

>>1856838
Is further proof really necessary?

>>1856758

>>1856838
>>1856847
lol i trol u

>>1856838
Proof? Momosu was not enough?

>>1856758
Last time it was Rika, and now it's Eri? I'm fine with that.

>>1857062
yeah... i think i might go with miki next time

>>1857102
Another fine choice.

>>1856777

Fancy me. I didn't know that wotas were supposed to share a common mindhive and all agree on a certain point. I'm sorry, I'll make sure to get with the program at once. Except not, since by contrast to your average Japanese 16 year old idol, she DOES look older than her age. It's clear as the day. Fuck, don't Berryz's ages average at 16 too? Are you seriously telling me that she looks as childish as them?
Of course, you can still put whool on your eyes go "Nuh-uh. She's not a gravure model, your definition of sex appeal isn't the same as mine." but, please, you have seen that photoshoot of her in skimpy hotpants and fishnets too. Who do to think it was geared towards if not the same wotas who buy her singles and photobooks?

And as for the music part, well, I regret to hear that you still have a bone to pick with me instead of having come to accept the fact that fans, regardless of the fanbase they belong to, might have differing opinions.
And no, I didn't say that I hated all of her songs. My own opinion boiled down to the point whereby a couple of her KiraRevo themes, which you incidentally hailed as the best, seemed inferior to the rest of her productions in terms of vocals.
As usual, you can keep affirming that her strength is singing off-pitch, but that's just narrowed to the few songs pitched at the music-ignorant kids watching the aforesaid animu. It's pretty self evident how her voice remarkably improves when she takes part in more committed songs.
Do her lines in Resonant Blue sound the same as the ones in Pa Pancake? I don't think so.

Are "true" wotas really so much more of a pushover when it comes to face criticisms than true ones?

>>1858006
No one is talking about wotas. Her fans are split between wota and little kids. Kids don't care about her looks while wota would probably have different opinions. I'm not saying everything is black and white but there are very few if any people who like her because she has a "woman's body". She doesn't, so how could they?

>>Do her lines in Resonant Blue sound the same as the ones in Pa Pancake? I don't think so.
She obviously doesn't sing the same in MM as Milky Way/solo, they are appealing to different audiences. Name a song where she sounds like she has a great voice that can reach any note? She doesn't have one, they are all sort of off-pitch and comedy oriented.

>>which you incidentally hailed as the best,
Regardless of whether I liked them or not, my point was that if you don't like those types of songs, like PaPancake, Puppy Love, and Konnichiwa, then I am generally curious in what you like about Koharu.

Her body in the leather pictures still doesn't look "womanly". Pic related. Perhaps more so then a year ago, but she is still only 16 years old.

3D PIG DISGUSTING SHIT
GOES TO /s/ YOU WEABOO
GTFO

>>1858218

What of it?

>WEABOO
Choke on your own semen.

3D PIG DISGUSTING SHIT
GOES TO /s/ YOU WEEABOO
GTFO

MAKE THE WHOLE THREAD 2D IF YOU CAN SMARTASS
AND ENJOY BEING HUMPED BY A HOBO ON THE WAY OUT

>>1859621

OH U MAD?

NOT MAD
COZ I JUST MADE YOUR THREAD SHITTIER
LULZ

:3

/jp/ - No thread left untouched.

koharu, greatest idol ever.
<3

>>1858156

If I have to be frank, I don't have a song which I would consider my favorite. I like some of her older songs - Balalaika and Koi Kana over all - and I consider them enough of a proof of her dazzling talent as a singer, but not a lot of her recent solo songs did really strike my fancy. Out of her new album's tracks, Koi Sign was the only one that didn't at any time grate my nerves.
How her voice could have undergone such a steep quality decline is lost on me, but I think that that Kirari shit is to be blamed.

>>1860787
Never has anything in all of recorded history been so completely and utterly false as your post there dc.

>>1860805

Why are you so loath to face the truth?

why is she so horse-like in appearance?

>>1860836
Because once the sun sets you play pocket pool.

>>1860830
There is no way you can seriously believe she's a great idol, let alone the "greatest ever".

Hooray for 4chan getting unfrozen.

<--- Should be the leader of Milky Way.

EW, FUCKING EW.
Only Mitsui is worse.

Beats Koharu anyday. >:3

>>1859183
>WEEABOO
LEARN TO SPELL

>>1861370
I don't think Koharu is considered the official leader, but I agree Kikka is the best.

>>1861370
And, if you ask me, the whole unit should be disbanded stat. The addition of two Pro Eggs in the sidelines just smacked of giving the two poor girl a free chance to come into their own to me, honestly. Which also brings to my mind how Kikkawa earlier applied for Morning Musume and got rejected.
Anyhow, sadly the whole attempt has proven a bit abortive.
Kikkawa looks a bit too clumsy in dance shots, be them live or staged, but she sings fine.
And as for Kithara, well... I expected far more from her, but having never watched her perform until Anataboshi (on the subject, I also watched some videos of her singing with some other Eggs and it sent douche chills down my spine) I must confess that I misestimated her. Not even her stunning abs can make up for her voice faltering all the time while soloing.

>>1861431

The only instance in which Koharu could be beat is if, due to some anomaly in the fabric of time-space, her future, more experienced self was to be hauled in the past.

>>1861611
>>And, if you ask me, the whole unit should be disbanded stat.
Hell no. I'll admit that perhaps putting 2 Eggs into a mainstream group so quickly could have been a bit overwhelming but their live isn't as bad as you describe. Also, they churn out great music.

>>1861660

Naru has an amazing singing voice. And she has a better body too.

No contest.

She's so dreamy.

>>1862814
do fucking hope you're talking about sayu now

AI OTSUKA IS BETTER. But hey, at least it isn't an aya hirano thread. Blergh Barf Face = aya hirano

>>1861672
Okay, I'll give them a pass, but only because they helped providing inspiration for new MM porn.

>>1865496
>>1865501
>>1865509
>>1865519
>>1865528

Hey, she's Mai waifu too, but you'd be better off starting a new thread if you intend on dumping your images.

>>1866530

fack.. why did they talk to a fat oil guy instead of me

>>1866547

Because you don't live in Iceland, now do you?

Icelandanon where were you?

>>1866559
ekki það? i'm pure blooded icelandic whale&shark hunter extraordinaire
>>1866571
i live next to the hotel they were on if i'm reading mari's blog correctly...

>>1866571
and i didn't even notice them

>>1866605
How does that make you feel?

>>1867082
I was just about to ask the same.

in b4 feels good man

>>1867249
I can't imagine it feels even slightly good. That is the 2nd missed chance he's had. I wouldn't think anyone from H!P will ever go back to Iceland, either.

I AM SO RONERY
BUT NOT DESPERATE ENOUGH TO GIVE IN TO
3D PIG DISGUSTING SHIT LIKE KOHARU

>>1867082
>>1867206
its mostly amusing... luckily there are lots of hot japanese girls living here anyway


<-- That is btw the tastiest hot dog in the world. So they are coming back soon anyway...

Hello MM friends, I'm using your thread to bump off the shitty troll thread off the front page.

>>1868145
enjoy your dominant hand.