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Posting a pic of 3D japs won't save you from deletion, Brosef.

God fucking damnit, I swear if I see anyone answering this I'm going to bust a nerve, this is the most obvious and insulting troll I've seen in months, don't you dare post an answer.

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>>1852293
wow
I was going to reply seriously here but seems like /jp/ doesn't like this thread

>>1852296
/jp/ is pretty tsundere with itself

SAGE THIS SHIT TO THE FIERY PITS OF HELL

>>1852292

To sum up /jp/ 2008...

>>1852298
Yeah,and it's like op hit several butthurt nerves in one post

>dating
>/jp/

Beggars can't be choosers. If you want a gf go for some random yaoi whale.

For the record there are plenty of anime or even otaku fangirls but those are hopelessly beyond of your reach in social hierarchy. Even in nerd social hierarchy.

Basically you are ronery because you are too lazy and stupid to improve. Thus you deserve nothing but your misery.

Prove me wrong. Protip: You can't.

>>1852314

HIDEOUS

(☣) [☢] ‭‭‭‭4chan EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM [☢] (☣)

[EN] WARNING: THIS THREAD IS BEING USED TO CONTAIN A POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS THREAD. DO NOT ENTER THIS AREA. DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD. DAMAGE CONTROL AGENTS WILL SHOOT ON SIGHT.

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>So why the hell are we all virgins
Because every guy I know that is in a relationship that I know, I pity. I don't even know why they go out. They are constantly arguing or bickering (not neccesarely full blown fights, just little comments and minor squables over NOTHING AT ALL). four of my friends have girlfriends right now. They are both really cool guys, relaxed and fun to be with, but as soon as their girlfriend is around, suddently they seem miserable, impatient, just plain unhappy.

Oh sure, they do typical couple shit (Call each other cute names, tell each other they love them, etc), but it all seems so fake. Like it's forced. Like they do it because that's what they're supposed to do in a couple. But I don't envy either one, again, I pity them. Oh I'm sure they have sex from time to time, but even if it was all it's cracked up to be, I could never endure the shit they put up with just for that.

TL;DR: Still a virgin because every guy around me with a girlfriend is miserable as fuck, not exactly motivating.

LET ME TAKE A SHIT IN THIS THREAD

UUUUUHHHHG PFFFARRPP PORTP SPLASH!

>>1852324
Sup' OP.

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AND THIS IS HOW /jp/ CAME TO BE

>>1852336
No OP here.

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>>1852335
I can sense the butthurt.

>>1852340
I can sense the /r9k/ troll.

>>1852314
stop posting that pic

i know this is not quite what you were looking for, but may i recommend A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE by George R R Martin?

people say i am good looking. i graduated with good marks and am hoping to go into graduate school (probably will).

girls have asked me out and came to my dorm to cook for me, but i am still a virgin too. Same situation as OP, really.

>>1852330

Relationships are not all roses and candy. They involve fights and drama. Why do you think the term 'lover's quarrel' came about?

I hate to love and love to be hated, myself. I'm entirely used to the drama, and even though it can be annoying, it's all part of life. Even I had to learn that everything cannot go my way.

>>1852343
>stop posting

>>1852343
I don't usually post it / no / stop posting stupid ass pictures that are irrelevant to the topics.

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>>1852348
Guys and op, don't post in this piece of shit god damnit, seriously, this is the worst insult to our already low and degraded intelligence.
Do you want to leave 2008 on one of the shittiest trolls we've ever seen ?

Really simple. To have any chance at all to meet a girl, you have to be in an environment that girls exist within. I spend all my time within an environment that girls do not exist within (my room).

>>1852328
If you want to add...
[BR] AVISO: ESSE TÓPICO ESTÁ SENDO USADO PARA CONTER UM TÓPICO PERIGOSO EM POTENCIAL. NÃO ENTRE NESTA ÁREA, NÃO POSTE NESSE TÓPICO. AGENTES DE CONTROLE DE AVARIAS ATIRARÃO SEM PRÉVIO AVISO.

>>1852340
OP here. Confirming that I'm not you.
>>1852330
I'd put up with it so I could have someone at my side when I wake up or when I don't feel well. Even the drama would be better than nothing, I've felt a lot more alive getting to know a girl even if I got rejected or it generated crap than before when I'd just do nothing and regret it all the time.

>>1852348
Yeah, but they're never comfortable. They're never happy, they're never at ease, I don't think they even enjoy each other's company at all.
I'm not saying happy relationships don't exist, just that every single one around me is shit, which is not really encouraging for me, and why I don't buy into this virgin crap. It's like being told I'm a loser for not going to this awesome restaurant that everyone else is, glancing over there and seeing droves of people coming out and puking everywhere.

>>1852365
Stop talking to yourself OP.

>>1852370
I can see where you're coming from. Will take in consideration.
> Posting a pic of 3D japs won't save you
Well I find them pretty attractive myself, for 3D girls :3

>>1852367

what is this i don't even

hikki by choice here.
Be thankful for your virginity. be thankful you have no girlfriend. I have an ex-wife and variety of ex girlfriends that remind me on a daily basis why being single is best. Women are insane. When they're not parasitic, feeding off your hard-earned money, they're fucking your neighbors, they're dredging up their past emotional trauma and holding you accountable for them.

It doesn't matter that you've lived a decent life, somehow the fact that their father raped them in the ass so hard they needed sixty-two stitches is your fault, and they have to bring it up at every opportunity.

Women are crazy, they're brute savages, and they don't really like you at all. Take a tip from this anon: Stay away from them.

>>1852328
>[NO] ADVARSEL: DENNE TRÅDEN BRUKES SOM VERT FOR EN POTENSIELT FARLIG SAMTALE. VENNLIGST HOLD TRYGG AVSTAND. IKKE KOMMENTER I DENNE TRÅDEN. AUTORISERT PERSONELL VIL SKYTE FOR Å DREPE UTEN FORVARSEL.

>>1852378
I mustn't get angry. I mustn't get angry. I mustn't get angry. I mustn't get angry. I mustn't get angry.

A Shiki is fine too.

This thread...

Dating walkthrough that works:

1. Lower your standards. Girls you meet irl will not be as cute, sweet, nice, innocent, or precious as j-pop idols, characters in VNs, anime girls, or any other types of girls you only see on your monitor.


That's about it.

You always have Cirno, OP.

And we had to resort to some dumping to prevent this shit from taking form, quite sad.

>>1852403 failed
>DENNE TRÅDEN BRUKES SOM VERT FOR EN POTENSIELT FARLIG SAMTALE.
>I DENNE TRÅDEN DISKUTERES ET POTENSIELT FARLIG EMNE.
Fixed that one for ya.

/jp/ should not persecute topics like this.

Even outcasts like you have hope. Most japanese otaku that are not total hikki date plenty within their own nerd culture. It's the same with the west even though the otaku thing is not so isolationist. Which is a good thing. Western otaku have it at least 50% easier to date normallly.

>>1852464

Alternatively, you can go the ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAR route and hit on everything you see. You might get slapped, you might get cussed out, but you will get laid and probably end up dating someone.

I have seen the ugliest girls clutching onto track-star level guys, and you can't say that you've gone without seeing an ugly old man with some hot girl at some point in time. Those old men hit on anything with breasts and a cunt, and their persistence pays off.

Of course you'll get rejected, but there's many out there. Don't let some ugly guy or girl make you feel bad about yourself just because you got told no.

as long as you're unable to restrain yourself from complaining about not getting girls, you are not ready.

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>>1852476
200 post for autosage. 100 pictures limit. I dunno, Aniki.

>>1852499
By the time I reach 100 the thread will already be forgotten.

If the Ryougi fag doesn't bury this thread, I will personally Ren the shit out of it.

I guarantee it.

>>1852518
We have an exponential amount of faggots tonight, Aniki. Hell, I can see athens showing up and shitting up things before server midnight.

>>1852483
So I decide to myself that I enjoy a challenge and with manly determination I start hitting on everyone, and with an ego of steel I bear through all rejection. Eventually I find a fat and ugly girl with a lousy personality who's willing to have sex with me. I take her home and awkwardly try to get my penis between her folds of fat and into her disgusting and smelly vagina. After 10 minutes I finally manage to reach a tiny orgasm. A minute cool down, and a question pops up in my head: "what was the point?".

What do I tell myself?

lol spammer thing that the can suppress a fact in /jp/.

tell you this: its here; itll always be here. as it has.

your retaded spam only troll the board furtherly.

>>1852538
It will be easier to adopt if you have a wife. Then, adorable loli daughter is yours. Happy end. At least that's the only reason I can come up with.

NARUKANA!

Lolwut at non Shiki stuff getting in that folder.

>>1852615
Found my new wallpaper

>>1852546
Mystic Eyes Alliance.

holy shit /jp/ is awful today

>>1852283
you dont need a walkthrough

just increase your powerlevel
that is selfesteem powerlevel.

also nothing worng with obsessing overa girl for 6 years as long as it doesn't lover your powerlevel ... so you'd need to constantly hit on her in a splendid manner, which would make other girls admire you at least should they happen to learn about it
:3 just kidding we all need a 40$ manual from amazoncom