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1850935 No.1850935 [Reply] [Original]

Girl approaches /jp/ for sex.

>> No.1850945

My fetish.

Post more.

I wish to be the delicious shy shota.

>> No.1850950

Sage, Asuka would not approach someone for sex.

>> No.1850954

By sex, you mean my kidney, right?

>> No.1850957

>>1850950

Well, of course not.

She would violently tackle them and take it by force.

And then somebody dies 5 minutes later.

>> No.1850969

Yeah right ;_;

>> No.1850971

>>1850945

Shy isn't attractive by any standards.

>> No.1850976
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1850976

She's just going to explode on me. ;_;

>> No.1850977

>>1850971

"moe".

>> No.1850980

>>1850977

Moe is for gurlz.

>> No.1850986

>>1850980

What about traps?

>> No.1850991
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>>1850957
Somehow reminded me of this.
Also, comic sans ms.

>> No.1851013
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>>1850980
Lurk moar.

>> No.1851019

Women aren't attracted to shy men. For the last time, you omega-male scums, your wimpyness is not cute or moe, it's just pathetic.

>> No.1851032

>>1851013

/a/non female wears slutty clothes because she is a slut. Not nice ladylike clothes such as that.

>> No.1851029

>>1851019
This girl speaks truth.

Man up.

>> No.1851033

>>1851019
2d women are, and that's how I roll.

>> No.1851034

>>1851013
Haha, no. This depiction of a "femanon" is totally off. She'd probably look like your average normalfag, and be attracted to manly, confident normalfag men. Stop deluding yourself into thinking there's a girl out there that could possibly like your pathetic self. Start acting like a man if you want to get yourself a bitch.

>> No.1851035

>>1851029
No.

I have a man who loves me because I'm weak.

>> No.1851037

>>1851013
Back to /a/ with you, shitstain.
In before Shinjifags.

>> No.1851042

>>1851035
Yes, and you are a girl. You wouldn't love him if he was weak. That was >>1851019's point.

>> No.1851043

>>1851019
Just because you are gay doesn't give you the right to decide what girls think.

>> No.1851045
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>>1850986
Traps are inherently moe. They try really hard to be female, but can never really get it right.

>> No.1851044

>>1851034

Truth, most femanons date normalfag guys.

>> No.1851046

>>1851035
> I have a man
So you're either a female or a faggot, and this your point in irrelevant.

>> No.1851058

I'm a girl and I'm not a normalfag, but I kinda like impulsiveness more than anything else. Shy guys don't like that. And yes, I'm not going to approach you damn it, you should approach me if you want to start something.

>> No.1851062

>>1851035
>Just because you are gay doesn't give you the right to decide what girls think.

>> No.1851063

>>1851046
>>1851042
I'm male.

Besides, Anon is pansexual.

>> No.1851064

>>1851035
>I have a man who loves me because I'm weak.

Can women be ronery?

Find out next time in Female Anon talks about her boyfriend.

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>>1851019

>omega-male

I am The Alpha, and The Omega.
The Beginning, and The End.
The First, and The Last.
The One Who Is, The One Who Was, and The One Who Is Coming

>> No.1851069

This isn't /r9k/, faggots. Stop trolling easy fish and post some more bitch boys.

>> No.1851070

And that's where the thread died.
I can tell you guys a hundred times you shouldn't answer trolls, you'll still answer that person claiming to be female, it's like it's in your blood.

>> No.1851074

>>1851070
But it is in my blood.

>> No.1851076

>>1851063
Well, the point is the person who's attracted to you for being a wimp isn't a girl, it's a gay man, thus your point is irrelevant.

>> No.1851077

Too many trolls singing the same tune detracts from that tune's impact, no?

>> No.1851081
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>>1851069
Shinji is mai husbando.

>> No.1851090

>>1851077
We're not trolls, if anything, it's the people defending these wimpy faggots that are trolling.

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>>1851058

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>>1851063

>> No.1851094

>>1851088

I'd bet a lot of the girls who post tits on /b/ and moan about asshole guys who they dated on /r9k/ are femanons from /a/.

>> No.1851096

>>1851013
Stupid fucking bitch, KAIJI IS NOT MOE TO YOU! YOU CAN'T FEEL THE MOE!! YOU JUST CAN'T!

YOU WANNA FUCKING KNOW WHY YOU CAN'T? IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING FEMALE. YOU WERE BORN WITH AN INSTINCT TO PROTECT EVERYTHING THAT'S SMALL AND CUTE!!

GUYS, ON THE OTHER HAND, ONLY HAVE THAT FEELING OCCASIONALLY. THAT'S WHAT MOE FUCKING IS! ONLY GUYS KNOW WHAT MOE IS!!!

FUCK YOU!

>> No.1851102

>>1851094
Truth. I know a fem/a/non in real life, and she is a total slut.

>> No.1851098

>>1851076
Real gay men are attracted to manliness. Men who like girly boys are just afraid of women.

>> No.1851103

>>1851093
I haven't had sex yet.

Hell, we never even touched.

>> No.1851106

>>1851102
Tell me more. Does she sleep around and stuff? I want to know what girls who browse /a/ and /jp/ are like.

>> No.1851109

you can almost feel the misogyny build up as we approach new year.

>> No.1851112

>>1851096
You are incorrect on both counts.

>> No.1851113

>>1851090
Anyone fanning a flamewar in a discussion thread is a troll, troll. You should cease you activities for a while while the new trolls who won't stop posting level up.

>> No.1851114

>>1851109
Proper gender roles /=/ hating women, you feminist idiot

>> No.1851115

>>1851096
dude why are you yelling at a picture

>> No.1851117

>>1851106

All femanons sleep around, especially those into anime and manga. They don't like anime and manga, they like the attention they get from being into it.

Nerdy girls are way more slutty than normalfag girls.

>> No.1851122

>>1851019
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGvzNBkO_QA

o rly

>> No.1851123

>>1851113
>troll thread
Fixed.

>> No.1851124
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1851124

This thread is terrible.

There's somebody who's into everything and nobody can speak for everyone, so you all can shut the fuck up.

>> No.1851125

I draw the line at two guys

>> No.1851127

>>1851106
Well, there was a time when I actually talked to her about her hobbies, before I knew her darker side. She was actually kind of cute, but I knew she already had a boyfriend. One day she tell me he and her boyfriend have broken up. I got curious and asked her why, and she said she dumped him for "a newer and better model" and still needs to get around to telling him that's she done with him. I cringed at her, and never talked to her again.

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>>1851034
>Stop deluding yourself
You must be new here. One year of /b/ is a prerequisite to lurk more advanced boards, you know.

>> No.1851133

>>1851130
No. Fuck you. One year of current /b/ will just turn you into a fucking idiot. Maybe if this 2004. Maybe.

>> No.1851134

Toasting in a troll bread.

>> No.1851137

>>1851130
No. Fuck you. One year of current /b/ will just turn you into a fucking idiot. Maybe if this 2004. Maybe.

>> No.1851143

Goddamn you fucking faggots. Didn't you make a resolution not to troll or not to be so easily fucking trolled?

>> No.1851151

>>1851127
You're that guy who goes to engineering college right? I spoke to a friend at engineering college a few days after I spoke to you and he said exactly the same thing, that nerdy girls are whores.

>> No.1851146

>>1851130
Wrong, I barely withstood a few months of /b/'s cesspool of stupidity.
I then went to /a/.
I don't see why shooting yourself in the foot should be a prerequisite for smashing your head on your keyboard

>> No.1851147

>>1851130
That only applied before January 2006. After that, you're a piece of shit, the so-called cancer, the newfag you hate.

>> No.1851154

>>1851058

You lying whore.

>> No.1851158
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1851158

Man I totally didn't even mean to spark off such a stupid debate just by saying "I find shyness to be a sexy trait in both men and women".

I didn't even mention from a woman's perspective.

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>> No.1851169

>>1851124
Even if there's a girl that likes wimpy men, it's still not alright for him to keep acting like a wimp. Instead of finding someone to accommodate your weakness, why don't you become more manly instead?

>> No.1851171

>>1851117
10/10

has never met a REAL nerdy girl.

>> No.1851187

>>1851171
Because "real nerdy girls" don't exist, that's why I've never met them.

>> No.1851177

>>1851169
Nobody on /jp/ is manly.

>> No.1851180

>>1851171
Well if there are nerdy girls that don't sleep around, you're right, I haven't met them.

>> No.1851182

First, why associate shy with wimp.
A wimp can be called so because he is weak physically, mentally, has no self esteem and the likes.
Being shy just means you tend not to put yourself on the forefront when it comes to people.

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>>1851169
Because I want to believe I can take it easy.

>> No.1851186

I wanted to post the picture of Asuka assfucking Shinji while complaining that he doesn't fuck her like that, but gave up after looking for it for 5 minutes.

>> No.1851190

>>1851177
I'm badly shaved, somewhat muscular and smell like sweat, am I manly yet ?

>> No.1851194

OP, for the love of god, be a hero and delete this thread, please.

>> No.1851197

>>1851019
I- I like wimpy men... "alpha males" are too intimidated and normalfaggy.

But no girls will ever date you guys, sorry. Bottom of the barrel as far as even "dorky" guys go. No one even wants to hang out with you so why would a girl?

>> No.1851201

>>1851194
So it can infect another thread?

>> No.1851208

>>1851197
Nobody knows I exist right now. Girls used to like me, if I went outside at all one would probably like me again.

>> No.1851221

>>1851169
>Even if there's a girl that likes wimpy men, it's still not alright for him to keep acting like a wimp.
Jacuzzi Splot.

>> No.1851223

>>1851197
>intimidated and normalfaggy.
Aha, you're just to scared of real men, and want a weakling you can control. I think a good hard fucking by a real man will change your mind real quick, and you'll realize just how far superior us alpha male are.

>> No.1851216

>>1851201
Because the front page is sure not full of LOL HAPPY NEW YEAR GUISES and faggotry that belongs in /r9k/, right?

>> No.1851217

>>1851197
As if you wouldn't be as anxious as us if you were a guy.

You've never approached anyone in your life to initiate anything you slut. You've probably had sex with a load of guys.

>> No.1851219

>>1851187
You must not get out a lot! Seriously, fuck, there's like five or six humble, nice girls genuinely interested in nerdy things at my college, and that's just from observing in the student lounge. The anime club girls sucked though. Look for the ones with Harvest Moon pins and playing pokemon. Those are the good ones.

>> No.1851220

>>1851180
You're not alone, I have yet to meet any, either. The nerdy girls who've approached me only wanted sex and no relationship, forget that. Yeah, I turned 'em down.

>> No.1851235

>>1851217
>You've never approached anyone in your life to initiate anything you slut. You've probably had sex with a load of guys.
Um, she's a girl, she's not supposed to initiate, you are. How does being traditionally feminine make her a slut? It's the girls that do initiate that are the real bitches.

>> No.1851229

>>1851223
>us alpha male
( ゚ ヮ゚)

>> No.1851231
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>>1851223
>us alpha males

Oh, you.

>> No.1851232

>>1851197

Non-virgin whore.

>> No.1851241

>>1851223
Wow I hate you.

>>1851217
Lmao wut. I'm a virgin. People having reservations?? IMPOSSIBLE.

>> No.1851248

>>1851235
>Um

This is where I jump in.

WOMAN SPOTTED!

>> No.1851250

>>1851058
>you should approach me
This attitude is so stupid.

>>1850971
Yes it is.

>> No.1851253

Needs more flood script.

>> No.1851258

>>1851241
You said no one would ever want to date us, fuck you.

>> No.1851264

>>1851241


>>1851223 >Wow I hate you.
How tsun-tsun! Don't worry, an experienced man like me knows how to make the girls fall for him, even if they put up an act and pretend to hate him.

>> No.1851265

'Sup /jp/, you know this thread ?
You've had it a hundred times.
Why do you not know how to resist trolls.
You see those eveyday, WHY do you still answer, tell me ?
Same question everyday, same answer, stop it.
Also, why the hell is there Dango Daikazoku in XL Project's new album, that's weird .

>> No.1851275

http://www.4chan.org/rules.php
>3. Do not post the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry"), grotesque ("guro"), or loli/shota pornography.
>Trolls

This thread is reportable. I have done so, and invite all sages and silent onlookers to do so as well.

>> No.1851279

>>1851250
virgin girl spotted.

>> No.1851291

>>1851250
Shyness is an attractive quality in women, not in men. No girl is going to like you for being womanly, nor should you be allowed to act that way.

>> No.1851292

>>1851279
Is that supposed to be an insult? It's a compliment if anything.

>> No.1851303

>>1851292
not when the person pretends to mask their gender but always posts things hinting at being a girl. sage

>> No.1851308

>>1851248
Well, I'm a man, and I can back up what he/she said. Girls that initiate are cheating sluts who are only interested in controlling you. If you don't show a girl that you wear the pants in the relationship, she's not going to respect you and you're just going to get taken advantage of. Not that an omega-male piece of human trash deserves any better.

>> No.1851310

ITT ALL GIRLS ARE LIKE THIS AND ALL BOYS ARE LIKE THAT NO EXCEPTIONS.

HUMAN BEINGS ARE NEVER DIFFERENT IN PERSONALITY, MORALITY, AND PERSONAL TASTE.

>> No.1851315

I suppose it's like a lot of things, a matter of semantics.

Being socially 'clumsy' upon first meeting someone is forgiveable I suppose.

Being absolutely unable to maintain any conversation or initiate anything socially speaking probably is quite unattractive.

>> No.1851316

>>1851310
I'm not saying that everyone acts the same, I'm saying men and women need to be held to certain, and different, standards.

>> No.1851318

>>1851310
WELCOME TO /jp/

HOPE YOU LIKE GENERALIZATIONS

NOTE THAT MANY OF THE GENERALIZATIONS HERE CONTAIN SOME GRAIN OF TRUTH

>> No.1851321

>>1851291
see
>>1851122

>> No.1851328

>>1851248
It feels a bit weird to discuss Wagner with you on MSN while discussing women with you on 4chan, but screw that. Tell me, do you believe the traditional female role of passiveness is wrong? Would the world be better if initiative was shared equally between the genders?

>> No.1851329

>>1851275
this silent onlooker has found an opportunity. but....what shall i say?

>> No.1851333

>/jp/ sex
This is unrealistic even by my standard

>> No.1851334

>>1851315
For once I agree with this fag.

Unfortunately many people fall passed the "Oh that's cute he's nervous" state and straight into "Can't that guy talk to anyone?" category.

>> No.1851335

>>1851321
Obviously the woman who wrote that song is a controlling bitch who just wants a weak man she can put on a leash and not have to worry about opposing her will. She doesn't like them as men, she like them as tools.

>> No.1851362

>>1851291
Beta males are the ones who cannot act like men in a relationship. Omega males are the ones who walk a different path, the path to end it all, the path of loneliness. Anonymous, you are an omega male.

>> No.1851355

>>1851315
Also, to follow on from this, it's like a /jp/ anon I was speaking to on MSN the other day said. It's like concentric circles, everyone is comfortable and confident with people on their 'inner circle', but the outside circles, containing less well known friends and acquaintances you are less confident with.

>>1851328
I'm not really sure. I think traditional roles of both masculinity and feminity have been swept away. Unfortunately this means the only really 'confident men' left are just stupid thugs.

>> No.1851364

>>1851355
>MSN

Fucking normalfag.

>> No.1851365

>>1851355
athens who are the real /jp/ females, tell us.

>> No.1851368

>>1851365
I can't.

>> No.1851372

>>1851303
What do you want? Should I make announcements? Who cares?

>>1851315
I can agree with this.

>> No.1851374

Hey OP.... How is it that your shitstorm thread did better then mine?

(Mine being the one about... ahh screw it: http://zip.4chan.org/jp/res/1850990.html))

>> No.1851382

>>1851374
Your thread was just a shitty attempt at a troll of sorts. This was a genuine thread hijacked.

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>>1851362
This is the only path, I have no regrets.

>> No.1851397

Excuse me, I'm just a the shy type.

>> No.1851402

>>1851374
Because >Girl approaches /jp/ for sex.

Come on.

>> No.1851420

>>1851397
Well then fuck you, fag. I'm make your women drop the zero and get with a hero. You don't have what it takes to please a woman, I can actually make them happy. They'll be much better off in my hand.

>> No.1851422

>>1851355
Well, I had intended to offer you my own opinion: Girls work a bit differently than men. They're not as attracted to looks, which is the reason porn for females have never reached the same popularity as porn for males. For this reason, they don't really single out males as potential partners or not as soon as they see them. Of course, they're not perfect at judging character, which is very evident at times, but they usually cannot judge anyone before a conversation has been started. In a way, a girl doesn't really see you as different from any other man before you've talked to her. That is why it wouldn't make sense for a girl to do the approaching.

>> No.1851430

>>1851420
You are browsing /jp/, just drop the act already.

>> No.1851439

>>1851372
Want to date?

>> No.1851440

>>1851422
No, I agree with you. I just think that _ideally_ speaking relationships should grow organically out of friendship. So there isn't any need for one kneed confession antics, unless you decide to get married of course, in which case it's perfectly understandable.

>> No.1851460

>>1851440
Good. It's quite agreeable to take it easy with relationships. When you try to do what you're enjoying too fast, you can't really enjoy it as much. Wanting to get into a relationship really fast is like preferring fast food before gourmet meals and 3 minute trance songs before a good symphony.

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>>1851422
>They're not as attracted to looks, which is the reason porn for females have never reached the same popularity as porn for males.

>> No.1851464

>>1851420

Thanks for the laugh. I haven't laughed that hard in weeks.

>> No.1851478

>>1851420
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qRCteeZTrjE

>> No.1851484

>>1851460

Loved the analogy. I know it's been stated many times before, but I'll state it one more time. It's stupid to 'want' a girlfriend, to proactively search for one. You should just put yourself in a context, like joining clubs and so on, where you are more likely to be in a situation where such a thing is possible while enjoying your interest at the same time.

>> No.1851488

I recently spent a long time arguing with a female that it is morally wrong to act slutty towards somebody you have no intention of ever performing sexual activity with. I refined the argument down to exacting detail, and challenged her to find logical fallacies. She failed to do so, but claimed my argument was nevertheless flawed. I should have known better than to waste my time, as females act purely on emotion and are incapable of understanding logic.

I think now may be a good time to abandon 3D females forever.

>> No.1851502

>>1851488
Let's abandon the pessimism for tonight at least.

>> No.1851506

>>1851488
>>I should have known better than to waste my time, as people act purely on emotion and are incapable of understanding logic.
Now that makes sense.

>> No.1851518

>>1851488
It depends on whether you consider manipulation to be morally wrong or not. If it is, then politicians and actors must be evil incarnate.

>> No.1851547

>>1851518
Politicians yes, actors no as the manipulation is consensual.

>> No.1851555

>>1851488
It's the fact that she acts purely on emotion that would lead her to act promiscuously in the first place.
You expected a rational argument from such a person?
You can't back up an emotional response with a rational explanation. There is none for her.

>> No.1851558

>>1851518

Not actors, because the social contract on their job makes it completely obvious that what they do is not true. Everyone knows. It's not deception if the first thing you say is "okay, I just made this up, but..."

Now politicians... well, not evil incarnate, just pretty immoral (on the whole. There is a lot of decent people, but the fuckers bring everyone down with them). Deceit *is* bad, but there is still a lot of worse stuff.

>> No.1851581

>>1851518
Manipulation is too vague. All communication can be defined as manipulation, as manipulation is just to intentionally cause an effect, and when you're talking to someone, you are causing some effect on them, even if it's just an effect of their knowledge on your opinion on the weather.

That being said, arguing about morals never work, as morals are mainly based on emotion. Any argument involving morals are not particularly easier to win than it is to convince someone who feels absolutely no remorse for taking innocent lives that it's wrong to kill people.

>> No.1851665

This thread died out at 141 posts?

What the hell /jp/.

>> No.1851680

/jp/ the new /r9k/

>> No.1851687

>>1851680
>/jp/ the new /r9k/
>new
Teehee

>> No.1851690

Moe is real and I have experienced it

>> No.1851696
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>>1851690
Do you mean 3D moe?

This is pretty much as close as you can come.

>> No.1851708

I have come to the conclusion that /jp/ either fundamentally masochistic or that everyone here has the attention span of a goldfish, given the amount of attention those threads get even though they have become daily occurences.

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>>1851696
That is not 3D Moe.

>> No.1851715

>>1851708
>Winter break
>>1851696
Holy shit this is fucking creepy.

>> No.1851728

>>1851715
They were here before winter break, don't fool yourself.

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>>1851715
Aw.

>> No.1851747

>>1851741
Why is she making so many different faces instantly? She looks stupid / schizophrenic.

>> No.1851768

>>1851741

Two-faced whore.

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