/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>18481730
>Druella is a good girl.
fake news

>>18481706
Only the melting in my arms bit sounds appealing though. I did pick up on that, I just don't care. No need to be a cunt.

Also, first for maids.

>>18481730
Remember to bully your lilim childhood friend with love before she bullies you first

Bullying the kunoichi.

>>18481750
Do not facefuck the kunoichi.

>New girl not the OP
You fu

>>18481756
Trash girl

>>18481756
shes a gross bug

Look at how happy the Apophis made Pharaoh! Spread happiness and cheer by having monsters get graped.

>>18481772
Only right now! Give her a few weeks and a lot of semen and she'll be a delicious bug! Just like Moth-chan!

What's the best girl for hatefucking?

>>18481811
Moth-chan is shit!

How does your waifu react to overhearing other people talking shit about you behind your back? How does she react when they do it in front of your face?

>>18481816
Nacho

>>18481816
The bigger ones like Minotaurs.

>>18481816
Grabbing a Cheshire by the tail!

>>18481756
She looks fucking shit and is literally a caterpillar with a girl's head stuck on.
KC did gone fucked up.

>>18481730
>shit meme OP instead of Greenworm
New thread when?

>>18481831
I can forgive it. In 200+ great girls you're bound to get a few rotten apples.

>>18481839
Two or so days from now.

>This kills the meido.

I just want to get all of them

>>18481756
Will their evolved butterfly forms be papillons like the Mothmen?

>>18481831
Yeah, I can't see why people like her. She's basically a MGQ Setouchi design.

>>18481608
Oni found the Ice Queen's secret dancer outfit for a scoop, the liquor gave her cold resistance

>>18481816
>>18481826
Have to go with Cheshires as well.
The more aggressive you are, the wider their grin gets which in turn causes a feedback loop.

>>18481756
too...brain eatery

>>18481860
I want to date Rata-chan and her Oni assistant!

>>18481852
>No snek daughteru to coil around my arm
It hurts. When do the portals open so I can have my echidna?

>>18481848
Which would get broken more by their master's disappointment, kikis or shogs?

>>18481862
reminds of me of ryoko for some reason

>>18481875
I'd like to see a spy vs spy thing going between the two.

>>18481852
B seems the best out of them

>Lilim cuddles with her anon daki and wishes he was real

>>18481872
never, we have to make it happen here.

>>18481768
>>18481831
Do not say mean things about her. She does her best!

>>18481875
Kikis. Shogs would simply fix the cause of disappointment, likely going too far, doing too much and causing all sorts of shenanigans in the process.

>>18481901
Her best isn't good enough.

>>18481756
Thought she was weird at first but she's growing on me. Probably that smug look.

>>18481831
Her gimmick seems to be that you're stuck with her until she's fully metamorphed into a butterfly. Said butterfly's appearence depends entirely on the husband I think.

>>18481799
I don't like it though, I'd rather marry them but have the Pharaoh keep her ojou personality

>>18481831
I'd do her

>>18481900
Should I be shoveling money for human genetic engineering into Russia or China?

>>18481831
maybey he spent too much time with his peers from mgq and they rubbed off on him.

What if a cheshire finds a male more smug and annoying than her?

>>18481929
I was thinking more VR like stuff

>>18481934
She moves to California to live with him.

>>18481929
China's got a stronger economy, but it's also a lot more unstable. They're probably both at the same level of technological ineptitude, though.

>>18481916
The ojou personality is the sexiest part of a Pharaoh.

>>18481916
She could still keep that image in public but will utterly dominate you in bed.

>>18481852
Making more snakes is the best thing a man can do

>>18481938
I went to see the VR stuff at the microsoft store the other day
I was not impressed.

>>18481901
Pet the caterpillar! Protect her from bird bullies! Feed her all sorts of yummy lettuce!

>>18481906
She's the best at being her.

>>18481978
Well then she's poop

>>18481938
That's not going to give me a daughter, just more emptiness in my heart when I have to take off the headset.

>>18481950
Who's got high tech and low morals? I need to go make friends with a fetish for snakes.

>>18481987
>, just more emptiness in my heart when I have to take off the headset.
>>18481987
then dont take it off

>>18481736
You are fake news.

>>18481756
Not gonna lie I may be getting inspired for a Wonderland Caterpillar off of this.

>>18482024
I want to cuddle fuck her.

>>18481799
I want to fuck a graped Pharoah while she eats out an Apophis

>>18482028
Wonderland centaur soon

>>18482046
>That face
Eat shit.

>>18481756
It's a sleeping bag with a human head.
The goddamn Siths look more humanoid.

>>18482024
>"I want to hold your hand while we go for a midnight stroll at the park and watch the fireworks."

Cute snek!

>>18482067
Scary snek

A Nurse Kunoichi will never "nurse" you back to health

>>18482088
Sexy snek

>>18482095
I want to be this ninja's "patient".

>>18482095
good

>>18482095
Handjobs through the medical curtain because as a kunoichi she still wants to stay hidden!

>>18482114
I'm gonna tear the curtain away so I can see her!

Had a commission of my Anubis waifu finish recently, and I think it came out quite nicely, it's one I've been meaning to get for a while now.

I also got a nice surprise from a Japanese artist. I originally bought a little doodle of an owl from them since it was cheap and really cute, but they surprised me with one of my waifu as well as a thank you: https://imgur.com/a/cf7oB

>>18482129
Do not bully the dominant, seductive nurse kunoichi! She secretly has a maiden's shy heart!

>>18481756
>that smug and hungry smirk
>that plump, juicy body
ah geez, imagine tying her down and slowly extracting her silk.

>>18482141
Your waifu is very cute!

>>18482166
I'm gonna bully her so hard that she has no choice but to rape me to keep up her reputation!

>>18481756
Reposting cause new thread
https://pastebin.com/rQ09EEjT

>>18482187
>proper hands
Something so simple and yet infinitely more appealing.

>>18482187
>adding the hands
More like removing the gap moe. She's fine without them.

>>18482024
>"omelette du fromage"

>>18482187
She still looks small and dumb. Would not let myself get raped by.

>>18482024
>>18482207

>>18482215
Delete your off topic shit.

>>18481756
So uh...where do I...you know...?

>>18482271
Maybe she's a really big fan of oral.

>>18482271
It's a monstergirl, just pull it out and she'll figure out the rest in extremely short order.

>>18482264
That cow is dead

>>18482271
Same place you put it in on mermaids.

>>18482264
Wait can other races become lichs?
I don't see why they couldn't.
What if a male attempts the ritual?

>>18482304
Alp Lich. This has been answered in a Q&A a long time ago.

>>18482304
How'd you miss all the talk of dracoliches we've had?

>>18482300
I thought Mermaids laid eggs and then you cum on them?

>>18482333
Nah, DL says fish pussy now.

>>18482314
>Catch the gay
So i guess MGE lich ascension is some lewd """"ritual""""

>>18482356
No it's not, stop trying to find shit where it isn't.

>>18482356
I like to imagine it's a perfectly innocent looking evil ritual to transform into an undead immortal monster, except the dumb mage didn't get the memo of what monsters are now like with the new demon lord in charge.

>>18482375
>when the mamano mana hits

>>18482375
Can't even summon a good old fashioned demon anymore.
What has this world come to.

>>18482400
On the other hand summoning a Succubus works better than ever.

>>18482405
Being a evil cultist has never been harder.

>Had to work from 1pm to 7pm on a Saturday where almost everthing that could go wrong during a server move did, in addition to me needing to do more after hours work later this week on it.

I don't even need a monster girl for sexual relief, I just need something to hug while I sleep because FUCK this day.

>>18482405
You say that now, but maybe you'll change your mind when you try it and accidentally summon your sister/mom/teacher/childhood friend/boss/school bully.

>>18482450
Green Worm springs into action, knowing she's needed now.

>>18482462
You know what, I'm fine with that.
Give me that bug and I'll use her like a daiki while I try to sleep off the suck that is today.

>>18482436

>>18482491
I want to improperly summon a demon so she shows up in a chubby, short form instead of her stall, muscular one.

>>18482333
>The mermaid in the illustration on the page to the left isn't wearing anything on her lower body, but normally their vagina is concealed by scales and can't be seen. When they start to have sex with a man, they use magic to get rid of the scales, and the vagina will appear in roughly the same position as in a human woman. Since the new Demon Lord's assumption of power, they've continued to change and adapt so that having sex with human men is convenient and pleasurable. For that reason, it's not possible for them to lay eggs and then spawn the way ordinary fish do.

This commission has been in the works for a little while and it's finally been completed. Really happy with how it turned out.

The artist is a really cool guy, he's open for commissions and I'd recommend checking him out.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=67008154
He's done commissions in English before but if I recall correctly he charged people a small (like $10) translation fee if they didn't communicate with him in Japanese, so that might be something to keep in mind if you're thinking about it.

>>18482526
Nice. Never forget that Gazers are all top-tier spellcasters

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember that even the most stoic of monster girls can't resist getting grabbed and taken to bed for snug times.

Not even a mantis could resist the smile fighting to get on her face.

>>18482548
Spellcasters are nerds and nerds are for bullying

>>18482553
>Tune in now, watch this Mantis get snugged in 30 seconds

>>18482548
A while ago I wanted to commission a sprite animation of her casting a spell alongside a few other animations, but the artist never finished the first one and ended up giving me a refund a after a year or so had passed so I didn't get the chance.

Might look into it again in the future.

>>18482553
I'm going to make a mantis lich smile by using the power of snug.

>>18482598
You would need truly massive amounts of snug to get that to happen, a dangerous amount of snug.

>>18482553
Snug is the optimal MG state.
Even for the dom ones.

>>18482576
I want a gazer with Yupiel's personality. I want to be bullied.

>>18482621
Can a manticore resist the power of snug?
Or would she be struck down by its comfy powers?

>>18482553
Ice Queen snug as a bug

>>18482632
Even she's fallen to it?
All is lost!

>>18482632
That poor man. Probably has frostbite.

>>18482628
such is life

>>18482638
Ought to just plant the flowers on her head or back.

>>18482629
At the very least she'd poke you and pull you in for cuddlesex.

>>18482641
Even scary Minotaurs and Hellhounds can't resist the snug!

>>18482672
>Man in the covers with a sleepy but smiling looking hellhound and manticore on each side.

>>18482672
Hellhounds might even bring the snug depending on their mood.

>>18482649

>>18482697
They will be claimed by the snug soon.

>>18482704
I do like a fertile woman.

>>18482721
So do I.

>>18482743
I just wish you would also like decent art

>>18482749
Beggars can't be choosers.

>>18482818
Yes they can. I should know

>>18482264
>Apprentice, was the experiment a success? Am I endowed with larger breasts?

>>18482859
Yes she is, she's also endowed with greater cuteness.

>>18482628
Sometimes I imagine getting cornered in a dark allyway by a gazer. The unnerving sight of her large eye and sharp teeth, with countless eye stalks watching me from every angle, causes me to faint. I awaken in her home, where she immediately starts teasing me (playfully) for being such a wimp.

Wurms.

>>18482859
Too much Holstaur Milk I'm afraid, master.

>>18482874
How can one be this wrong?

>>18482553
Dangerously Snug

>>18482874
Holstaur milk doesn't enlarge breasts. In fact drinking it is recommended by the Sabbath.

>>18482874
>Too much Holstaur Milk
>confusednonMG.jpg

>>18483227
Half grub!

Neurotic Kikimoras who are paranoid that their master will get tired of them.

griffons in lewd dresses

>>18483264
Her master gives her progressively less feedback, since she seems so stressed when he critiques something and suspicious followed by needy when he praises her. She takes this as further proof he's going to get rid of her eventually.

>>18483333
She'll have you know that's traditional Griffon wear!

>>18483352
i wanna make fun of mgs culture like thosedumb amazons in shitty little huts

>>18483333
I want to breed that griffon while she's still wearing boots.

I LOVE SNAKES

>>18483396
They love you too.

>>18483396
I want to be that warrior so mu--wait he's not gonna get eaten, right?

>>18483507
Dunno. What's in that basket? Bread or hearts?

>>18483507
I remember someone interpreting the knight and basket lamia as the headband-girls parents, teaching their daughter how to hunt. I like that interpretation.

>>18483518
Looks like mushrooms.
So he's probably gonna get fucked.

>>18483428
>Like snakes
>Like grapes
>Someone combined them
My jeart/stomach/dick! Now if only she were a bit less crazy...

I want to go out to bars dressed all sexy so I can get monstergirls to hit on me!

Then my waifu will beat them up!

>>18483602
don't be a thot

>>18482187
Cute story featuring cute bugs.
I like how they weren't all that bright but still intelligent enough to form full proper sentences instead of being retards. I think that's the right level of intellect for them.

I want to dance my Kobold daughteru around on my feet to her favorite classical music!

I want a strong oni to dominate me

>>18483685
While sober or drunk? That's the most important detail.

>>18483745
I've never heard of a sober oni.

>>18483745
i'd prefer to be sober to remember it later.

>>18483745
Onis are never sober. Touhou taught me that much at least

>>18483685
I want to surprise a strong oni with a kabedon

>>18483859
Can that work when they're so tall that leaning "over" them results in being at cunnilingus-height?

>>18483751
>>18483855
There has to be some moments where she isn't sober, like during the wedding ceremony, while carrying her daughter in her arms for the first time, etc...

>>18483764
You might not have a choice in the matter. When an Oni serves you a drink you better gulp it down and appreciate it.

>>18483872
There's more than one way to kabedon someone.

>>18483872
I want to get shota'd by my wife and be at cunnilingus height! I've never thought about being able to give her oral while standing but now that i know its a thing standing cunnilingus has already become one of my favorite things.

Ever had one of those days?

Can anybody here translate cheeki breeki? I'm curious to know what the art by this slav says.

>>18483894
i did say prefer

>>18483894
I'd rather slather myself with sake and goad her into licking it all up.

>>18483915
I want an oni to slather me and sake and "eat" me

>>18483915
That's too lewd, she'd end up raping you within a minute.
Why not tone it down and instead drink from her thighs or cleavage?

>>18483915
Anon no! If you do that your skin will get all dried up!

>>18483946
Not a chance. Monstergirls can grant a man please unimaginable, right? Why make them hold back?

>>18483963
You sounds like the kind of guy that goes to shady Oni bar knowing full well he will end up the snack of the half dozen regulars there.

>>18483904
'What's with the complaints? I'VE caught these men and so I'M deciding what to do to them!'
'Haha... thanks for worrying about me guys... I'm fine, really...'

It's an ask blog of sorts, like those on tumblr where they roleplay as their own characters and answer shit with drawings, so these may not make sense out of context.

I want tp use an Akaname's tongue as a leash.

>>18484017
Please don't be too mean to Akanames, they just want a husband to lick clean everyday.
What will the other youkai think of her when you're dragging her around by the tongue?

>>18484037
That she's a lewd kinky slut!

>>18484050
Poor girl won't be able to get married and the foxes will spread rumors about her.
The only way you could make it up to her is by letting her give you daily tonguejobs.

>>18484013
Hmm. I was hoping to have them translated so I could edit them with english text, I guess I'll have to find the source so I can see what the asks actually are.

>Hire a 17 year old Kikimora
>Don't lay a hand on her
>Her birthday is Saturday
>The instant the clock strikes midnight on Friday night, there's a knock on your bedroom door
>It's her
>She wordlessly lifts her dress and pulls the tie on her side tie panties, allowing them to fall to the floor before approaching and straddling you

>>18484191
>Implying monster girls care about legal age
Slimes say hi.

>>18484265
A maid will always do everything properly.

>>18484287
Even prepare for anal?

>>18484319
A maid is always prepared.

>>18484343
I bet she has lube strapped to the side of her garter-belt in case her master requires emergency anal sex.

>>18484371
Why carry lube around when she can just secrete 'em?

>>18484384
Natural anal lube? Have maids evolved to get their butt used as stress relief for their masters?

>>18484459
I feel like a prelubed anus is something every monster girl could benefit from. Well, except slimes and maybe sandworms. I hope the DL hops right on that.

>>18484464
Probably one of those gradual mana adaption if husband is into anal.

Anal isn't important

Cum should be going straight to the womb at all time

>>18484514
This

On a scale of No to God Yes Please where would you consider yourself on the topic of your waifu using your face as a seat while playing video games as a form of foreplay?

>>18484523
No

>>18484523
I'd rather her just sit in my lap

>>18484514
Somewhere around Yeah That's Good Stuff

>>18484538
Is for >>18484523

>>18484523
>”Ugh, I can’t get past this puzzle!”
>”Mphh mphh mmhmm mhhhpphh.”
>”Great idea honey!”

>>18483946
>drinking from an oni's thighs
thanks for the fetish anon

>>18484523
very into it

>>18484555
>Anon's face is completely obscured by his monstergirl girlfriend's titanic back shelf.
>She can still understand him when he gives her advice on how to beat games because of how often they do this.
>If he gives good advice, anon gets to cum between her thighs.

>>18484523
>Greenworm sitting on Anon's face while she plays Kirby's Gourmet Race and snacks on lettuce

>>18484605
GREENWORMS A SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>18484572
There is art of that fetish out there.
I recall a beautiful one featuring Shuten Douji pouring sake in her lap.

>>18484607
Greenworms are like that cute, but messy and chubby nerd girl from school. She has her charm but is nowhere as attractive as the cheerleaders or even the delinquents.
Years later you meet her again and she has become such a bombshell of a woman that you regret not dating her when she was still within reach.
Keep bullying the cute bugs, but don't go begging the pretty butterflies for sex afterwards.

>>18484626
I refuse to have anything to do with a Greenworm, butterfly or not.

>>18484626
I bet you could bully the hell out of a butterfly by showing her photos of her greenworm self.

>>18484637
Don't do it Anon, she is going to hide her face in shame when you remind her how she used to spend all her days eating and lazying about.

>>18484626
To be honest I like greenworms enough to where if I got ganged up on by 3-4 of them I probably wouldn't complain. They aren't too great by themselves but i'd like a harem of them.

>>18484655
Shit taste

>>18484645
>Give her a coccoon-day present
>The wrapping paper is the same as her beautiful wings, multicolored and iridescent
>She's beside herself with happiness
>Gracefully accepts the package and delicately unwraps it, always so careful with the paper
>Tears of joy are welling up at the corners of her eyes
>The gift is actually just a head of lettuce in a plastic food container
>The card is a photo of you and her greenworm self as classmates, with the words "Happy Birthday!" written on it
>Back then, you managed to get a party hat onto her for the photo but she wasn't even looking at the camera, instead hyper focused on a leaf of lettuce
>Cue present-day bursting of face in shame and grinning Anon
Poor bullied butterfly.

>>18484655
They aren't aggressive until it's time for metamorphosis, so you'd just have 4 hungry bugs to feed and have fun with. They'll cling on you a whole lot though.

>>18484687
>"This isn't fair Anon! Everyone looks worse when they're young!"
>You bring her a photo of you as a kid
>She finds you adorable on it
Bring her some nice flowers before she cries.

>>18484727
I bet monster wives would spend hours looking at pictures of when you were a kid.

>>18484727
Spoiling a pack of four little greenworms sounds like it'd be fun. Their bodies look super soft and comfy, plus I imagine they'd all be up for post-meal naps!

>>18484735
They definitely would, some would even go full extremists so they can one day give birth to a son that looks just as cute as you did.

>>18484742
>I imagine they'd all be up for post-meal naps!
You don't even need a bed when they're so soft and comfy already. What you do need though is a deal with the local supermarket to get a good price on bulk vegetables and fruits.

>>18484784
>go full extremist
That sounds pretty scary, especially is they're usually very gentle and caring.

>>18484784
Would a Greenworm and an Alraune be friends or mortal enemies? What about a Troll?

>>18484784
>Go to the store with all four of your greenworm wives
>They follow behind you single-file, occasionally taking glances to and fro all the junk food and meats you pass
>They visible tense up once you make it to the produce isle, three of them begin to drool uncontrollably and the youngest is inches away from gnawing on a tomato before you confiscate it, quickly bagging it with a dozen others and tossing them in your cart.
>This continues as you continue to buy a salad bar's worth of greens, getting you annoyed and angry looks from the staff and a couple concerned gazes from your fellow customers.
>By the time you make it to the register each of your wives are tugging on your clothes and drooling over your shirt as they chant "Hubby...hungry..."

>>18484800
>Holstaur is a gentle caring wife at home
>And a ruthless corruption terrorist outside

>>18484803
Friends for sure, even if a Greenworm started munching on an Alraune's leaves or a Troll's garden they would only need to reprimand her once for it.

>>18484810
This is a life worth fighting for. You should even take 2 jobs if it was necessary to feed all these cuties and when the Tanuki boss asks you why don't you drop a job and take it easy you should reply that you'll only take it easy when your four wives's stomachs are full.

>>18484810
What's a greenworm? A caterpillar?

>>18484626

>>18484852
She just wants all women to be happy, and big boobs make people happy.

>>18484810
Now I want to see "The very hungry Greenworm" where she wanders around eating stuff until she finds her hubby and becomes a butterfly.

>>18484867
Disregard this, I didn't realize KC had published a new girl.

Is it possible for a momster to be too sexy? Like just glimpsing at her gives you a raging hard on.

>>18484803
>Would a Greenworm and an Alraune be friends or mortal enemies?

Probably friends after an initial misunderstanding.

>>18484910
What if she hijacked the human school milk supply and replaced it with hyper concentrated Holst milk, thus causing all the little girls to become opai loli Holsts?

>>18484919
It would be a literature classic for every bug and an inspiring read for young monster girls all over the world.
I'd watch the movie adaptation with a Greenworm and order her the largest bowl of popcorn.

and I am all done with cropping the pages and (re)scanning the covers of Fallen Knights:
https://mega.nz/#!F8NnFZSY!7qAAVby3hLQ8oRXqtTDD0gvs2dSSnS6T3TTS3F9imnw

I also went a bit over the page about "Eba's pendulum" again. As I assumed, this item can be used to track down males with the disposition to alp. Additionally it will mark those males with magic, letting other mamono know about their disposition. This causes them to regard these men as females, and if they attack them it will be for the sake of monsterising them. It will also make the men themselves self aware of their disposition, making the transformation move along more smoothly

>>18484867
A pupa.

>>18484936
>Like just glimpsing at her gives you a raging hard on.
Every momster is like that, they are just too lewd.

>>18484990
Thanks

>>18484990
Thanks for your time and efforts, it's really appreciated.
Is there any way I can reach you?

>Spoiler
Nothing too crazy, but definitely a very helpful item for those concerned. I'm sure a few anons would die to be tag teamed by a full blown Succubus and her freshly corrupted imouto Alp.

>>18485106
I am only active there myself rarely any more, but messages left for me in /ak/ threads on /k/ should get passed on to me. Else @AKScans on twitter

>>18483903
guts really could use that.

>>18484936
Disregarding seduction magic, it would probably be reserved for species that look mostly human but push the beauty and sexiness to monstrous levels.
Species like elves, undeads, majins, etc...

>>18485039
Momsters have years to study on what gets you going, they aren't playing fair.

>>18484990
Good reluctant boy.

Kunoichi would make great Musketeers wouldn't they?

>>18484936
Why does Funk make the sexiest elves?

>>18485326
As would Ochis.

>>18484990
also some trivia: Alameria, Paula and Olivier were known as the "3 musketeers of Lescatie", with Olivier being the leader. And it seems like MGR is now considering to commission translations fro this after all

>>18485348
They're very lewd.

>>18485348
He makes the sexiest everything to be honest, because of him I want a Pharaoh and Dark Elf waifus

>>18485404
>Pharaoh in his style
Phew.

>>18484990
Many thanks.

That item sounds useful.

>>18485326
>>18485351
They would need a special backstory to justify why species known for their ninja/samurai class decided to become an entire class entirely.
Not a bad idea though.

>>18485362
Lescatie went from a non-canon side book, to being mentioned in the encyclopedia, to now being the largest source of MGE lore.
I guess KC's stance on "it's only canon if you want to" still stands, but it'd be a waste to ignore the richest story in MGE.

It's all fun and games till cuddlecat gets into the holst milk

Is it hip?

>>18485456
Long range weaponry would benefit Ochis an Kunoichi very well, especially when you factor in binding bullets. Feudal nippon also had firearms so it'd make sense for Zipangu to have them as well.
And most importantly, it'd look cool.

>>18485492
But then you end up with a demon trying to take control of everything with fire-arms

>>18485497
And?

>>18485499
And she cheeses the fight with the glorious nippon cavalry

>>18485476
I don't care if it's hip or not, that bee is for wild fucking.

>>18485497
A Demon Queen?

>>18485521
THE demon queen.

>>18485492
>Kunoichi who fights with a musket, shurikens and kunais
She might even carry one oversized shuriken and try extra hard to look cool since she is craving for attention after living a life hidden in the shadows.

>Ochimucha with an antique musket in one hand and a legendary katana in the other
She'd go on about how only a man who can dodge both her bullets and her swords is fit to become her lord, and how she spent her whole alive life in the battlefields.

>>18485523
Does she have an eyepatch too?

>>18485531
Yep.
She's a good girl

Here comes Bazelgeuse to bully you and all the monsters you care about!

>>18485568
Someone's going to get tranq-bombed and shock-trapped

I want her to rape my throat

>>18485593
I wanna bully her

>>18485593
but the poison

>>18481852
Going with B this time

I'll get the other two later, but this time I promised myself I would only get one for now so I don't burn Sookmo out

>>18485326
I want to write a story about teaching succ squad how to handle muskets and blunderbuss. However I'm too drunk for that now.

>>18485640
>Succ licks the barrel suggestively
>Starts coughing and spitting because it tastes awful

>>18485657
>"General, the barrel tastes bad. Can I suck you instead?"

Dumb messy yogurt elves

I want an oppai loli rata in a fluffy coat to try and get a picture of me.

Angel nurses are too dangerous, why is this allowed?

>>18485601
>Pukei-pukei is known to bully smaller monsters, but will flee from larger ones

Guess you need to be a big guy to bully her.

I am gonna impregnate a lilim before she can lewd me!

>>18485568
Uh oh! Here comes a hunter that won against two tempered ones!

>>18485887
I'll team up with great Jaggi-chan and do it!

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=67171104
Would you an Akaname PE teacher?

>>18485934
Only if I knew where that tongue was beforehand.

>>18485886
They're not. God is seething every time an Angel lewdly nurses a man.

>>18485934
She'd make sure you exercise long and hard so that she can lick up all your delicious sweat.
I would.

>>18485967
>God is seething every time an Angel lewdly nurses a man
God must have been real mad at this episode then, four minutes straight of an airhead angel nurse doing very lewd things.

>>18485637
dawww

>>18485387
>you’ll never find out your momster was once a pin up model
>she was so famous at one time she was even painted on planes
>the only way you found out was you saw the plane in question in your history book

Is there a translation for the caterpillar with angry eyes on it's sides yet?

>calling tech support in mge
whos on the other line?

>>18486011
Automatons, Gremlins, Succubi, and the odd Wurm who always asks whether you restarted your machine at least 5 times since she doesn't know how else to fix it.

>>18486011
A genki Gremlin.
>”Have you tried putting an USB onahole and fucking it senseless?”
>”Also make sure you call her Diana.”
“Isn’t that your name?”
>”Shut it boy, I know where you live.”

Lord help the man who gets the one Wurm in the office.

>>18486011
Not a gremlin. Last time it happened they ended up transforming his computer into an aitomaton and they had tons of sex while the gremlin masturbated.

>>18486006
Not yet, give it a few days.
>>18486011
A jinko with a thick accent you can hardly understand and doesn't know much about the problem apart from what she can read from a manual.

>>18486020
Or a Lich whose voice makes you think it's an automated response

>>18486011
Me because I'd still end up working IT

>>18485476
It's always hip to fuck bees. Always.

You nerds get that Lion MG yet?

>>18486085
I want to pull her drills

>>18486085
But Manticores already exist

>>18486085
I wish.
>>18486103
>manticore
But they're a hybrid, that's like saying we don't need satyros, dragons and lamias because chimera exists.

>>18486032
Would Liches get sad if one were to mistake them for machinery? It's not even like being dead, it would be calling them soulless.

>>18486011
>indian jinkos

>>18486103
Lions don't have rape tails, poisonous Nargacuga tail quills, and the ability to fly.

>>18486120
>Nargacuga
I'm not sure how well a monster all about blades would transfer to a MG setting.

I'm sure she'd be cute, at least.

The Party has encountered an Ogre Scout!

>>18486140
Think of the wind weasels. It would be something like that.

>>18486140

>>18486235
>What's wrong with my clothes?
>I don't feel the cold anyways.

>>18486243

>>18486206
Alice isn't a psycho lesbian

>>18486285
Costume swap day!

>>18486285
Cute! They look way better properly dressed.

>>18484990
>As I assumed, this item can be used to track down males with the disposition to alp.
>It's literally a gaydar

>>18486298

The undead horde are taking over, take arms and claim your waifu before you end up with a Zombie or Ghost.

>>18486345
But ghost deserve more love.

>>18486357

>>18486304
>Go to squire camp
>Gaydar gets overwhelmed with the amounts of shotas and girly boys ready to recieve the treatment

>>18486357
>>18486364
Ghosts have a great personality, but no one wants to fuck ectoplasm.

>>18486373
I do.

>>18484990
Thank you for your sacrifice. Don't forget to upload it to the usual places

>Ghost

If you're going to be that pathetic you may as well wait for a superior spook like Wisp.

>>18486373
Speak for yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFGi-ufXFL4

I want to eat a a chill monster resturant

>>18484990
Now I want to write a story about a proto-Alp coming to terms with their diagnosis.

>>18486420
>glance at thigh slit
Why is that fire mouse not wearing anything underneath?

>>18486435
1. Could be a g-string
2. Why wear anything at all?

>>18486420
>muramasa's food theme
All those meals looked tasty as fuck

>>18486120
Why do I have a great urge to breed now?

>>18486385
>>18486407
Ghost pussy is even less stimulating than your own hand.
Plus you'll have to deal with all her fantasies too like coming up behind her when she is cooking in a naked apron and fucking her, or her getting drunk and admitting she wants you to full nelson rape her and you obliging to her desire, etc...

>>18486170
I’ll take one for the team and be taken back to her tribe... for recon purposes of course.

>>18486497
>Ghost pussy is even less stimulating than your own hand.
Only someone who's never tried it would say that.

https://exhentai.org/g/1190522/c47cabfb2d/

>>18486420
I want to be invited to fire rat's family gathering so she can try to set me up with her cousin who learned sumo

>>18486562
Thats quite the face she's making

>>18486562
As bad as the average rape elf doujin

Would you a mermaid Rem?

>>18486562
I'm more interested in the series with the demon that this is sequel to

>>18486562
>700
Elf's revealing their age never seem to surprise me.

>>18486494
We don't call wide hips "child bearing" for nothing. Elins were made for breeding.

>>18486562
>700 years old evil elf gets dicked straight by hero
It would have been better if she was an ancient evil rather than a queen elf.

>No mad scientist lich waifu who habitually mutilates herself and replaces limbs with ports from other monsters
Shocking lightning weasel arms one day, salamander arms the next

>This is the new girl
So glad it took him so long to release this shit

In a modern MG setting would dying and being resurrected as an undead be a natural occurrence?
Like "Whoops i died, guess im a zombie now"
Would there be a whole program to help new undead adapt to their unlife?

>>18486235
>Ehhh? 'Your ass'?
>I see... to have my suspicions as to why your work has been sluggish. Has your gaze been transfixed on it the entire time?
>'Your bare sex as well'... Truly you're an insatiable pervert, aren't you.
>Yes, I suppose you could call my hips and ass the child-bearing type.. Though I do suppose some of the meat went to my chest as well...
>'It's for luring in men'? Ara... Quite a handful of an assistant you are. It does help with strong magical spells, I suppose. Well, if you're so fixated on my backside, feel free to do what you want while I work. But don't do anything to ruin the experiment.
>Foreplay isn't necessary, I've already applied a spell to nullify all physical sensation.
>... Where do you think you're sticking that? Is a place that has nothing to do with reproduction truly that endearing to you?
>Quick slamming so hard, I have to add just the right mixture.
>...
>Are you finished?
>"Of course not"...
>Mmf! To thrust in to the hilt on one stroke, are you so hell-bent on getting me pregnant... and even after using my ass...
>N-No, I can't feel anything...
>I don't care if your heart skipped beats when I referred to my body as the child-bearing type, or that yip of surprise excited you.
>F-Fine... One small break from the experiment. Ravish this body as you see fit.
>Mm! Ngh!
>-He's pushing down on me with his hips at full force... filling me with the thick, MUDDY load of seed... Does he really intend to get this body pregnant?-
>Hm... Neither the thickness nor consistency is to be underestimated. We'll have to do some... supplementary experiments tonight in the bedroom.

>>18485811
Do you think there are infomercials that play slow music and black and white footage of elves trying to open yoghurt tubs? Like, maybe an add for donations, or a product that lets elves not spill yogurt over their face, ears and breasts.

Like a bib.

>>18486739
>monstergirls wearing bibs while giving oral sex
Muh fetish.

A trio of onis block your path!

>>18486787
Imma pelt them with beans!

>>18486712
E R E C T
R
E
C
T

>>18486787
But why?

>>18486781
Knew some ageplay comments were inevitable.

>>18486787
The blue one is kinda cute, but what do they want from me?

>>18486435
That's the proper way to wear those.

>>18486476
I bet butterflies bully moths.

>>18486739
Those yoghurt tubes were actually invented by an elf's husband, trying to give his wife the former queen a bit of dignity while she indulged in her favorite snack. Unfortunately, the simplified mass-production versions lacked the extensive safety features of the original lovingly made prototype, and seem to spurt directly into Elven faces and hair constantly. It's a real problem.

>>18486435
Monstergirls never wear panties

>>18486828
I don’t think bullying mothmen is practical.
They’re just too pofu.

>>18486834
>Never
>When a good pair of panties pulls a set of lingerie together
>When a glimpse of them is more teasing than seeing bare flesh
>When you've gotta have that one last bit of fabric to remove in a strip tease
>When they need something bathed in your feminine musk to stick on their husband's head/in his mouth
No, monstergirls definitely understand the appeal of good underwear. I doubt you'd see many granny panties, but do you think Sabbath members would wear the teddy bear variant?

>>18486787
>Anon goes out to buy the latest video game
>On his way back he walks close to a notorious monster girl high school
>A trio of JK Onis block his path
>"Oi mister, go buy some beer for us then we'll have fun together at the love hotel."
Would you?

Nothing like a soothing cup of tea in the morning

>>18486833
>It's a real problem.
And yet some how they still sell. It's an eternal mystery, much like the elf's yogurt spilling propensity.

>>18486868
>Would you pay to fuck some used goods whores
>When you're universally desirable to almost every MG

>>18486872
Tea is for fags and Beast
She should be drinking Irish coffee.

>>18486888
Peppermint tea is good for the soul!

>>18486888
>Titania overhears this as she's preparing an afternoon tea set
>She serves you black coffee instead

Clingy and jealous Nee-san!

>>18486884
That wasn't phrased as if the beer is payment, they just want to be hammered while you're hammering them. I imagine oni, ogres and satyros would have implicit agreements with their parents that they get to drink way earlier than usual anyway.

>>18486884
They're secretly virgins, but too embarrassed to admit it.

>>18486907
I prefer dragon nee-san.

>>18486900
For someone so fixated on "being manly" you have a strange choice of drink Beast.
Nobody can sound tough saying the drink herbal teas.

>>18486868
Video games can wait, a foursome with some drunken onis is a once in a life time chance.

>>18486597
I prefer Half Elves.

>>18486914
Is this how they bait and bully nerds? By saying they are virgins everytime and getting a free beer?

>>18486926
I prefer anumoto!

>>18486947
Sounds like a normal Saturday night in Zipangu to me. Especially if you're friends with a smoke hobo.

>>18486933
And?
Whats wrong with tea?
Are you telling me you don't see the joys have a nice hot drink to calm the nerves?

How even the most roughneck warriors sometimes need to unwind?
Thats why I say tea is good for the soul

>>18486872
How did the wine god blessed by the god of intoxication get a hangover?
I bet she went overboard trying out those fancy eastern alcohols.

>>18486911
Even if they're allowed to drink alcohol, they're still delinquents forcing a man to engage in illegal activities with underage minors.

Never give a slime girl clothes

>>18486988
>Forcing
Sounds like an opportunity to me! I feel like ages of consent would plummet or straight up disappear where there are large numbers of monsters living, who's to say it's not a perfectly legal proposition?

>>18486978
I want a super oppai loli smoke hobo

>>18486985
Are all Englishmen as weird as you are?

>>18486949
i want a half elven vampire! more spots to tease!

>>18487031
I've been told I'm unique for a south londoner
Still enough about me, lets talk monsters

>>18487031
Another Englishman here, can confirm we're all weird in some way.
Being boring is normal though and I enjoy drinking tea while looking at fictional monster tits.

>>18487077
>Being boring is normal
Wait I got that the wrong way around, fuck.

>>18487017
Even if it was legal, would you really be ok with helping teenager Onis get drunk and then have unprotected sex with them?
What if they make you their official drink/fuckbuddy and you have to give up on your social life because you have 3 girls who need you to get hammered and have sex with them everyday?

>>18487066
What is that, a dragon for ants?

>>18487115
Please don't bully the ants.