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We've all seen it happen in games, anime and manga, but how do we know it's not happening to us? How do we know that we're not being targeted by a yandere who wants desperately to be ours? I'm going to help you find your Only True Love.

1. Nice or sweet girls have a higher chance of being yandere.

2. Pay close attention to the girls you find yourself comming into contact with, even if it's seemingly harmless or irrelevent. The yandere is quite driven to make contact, but her overriding paranioa will make her sublte.

3. Once you've established likely candidates, try talking to them. If she drifts out of the conversation or if you sense she is getting bored -- it's not a yandere. While doing this, keep an eye out for girls watching you from the sidelines.

5. After establishing a raport via conversation, ask the suspect(s) to come to your home. The yandere will always agree -- however, a non-yandere who happens to like you may also agree to this.

6. When you get her in your home you have to test her. How eager is she to do that extra mile to make a good impression -- pushy offers to cook, clean, or do something else, typically with a subservient attitude, are all positive signs of yandere-hood.

7. The yandere will be the girl who you notice comming over to visit afterwards on innocent pretexts, usually wanting to do chores for you as she feels doing this will entrench her into your life.

8. Confess to her. She will agree immediately. Many yanderes can be found out at this stage if they lose their self-control and become sexually agressive.

9. If not already discovered in the last step, try to create a scenario in which the yandere may suspect your fidelity. Her reaction to this will settle her as a yandere -- violent outbursts, jelous rages against the other girl, etc.

10. Pacify with sex. Congradulations, you are now attached to the rarest and finest of all sex types!

>> No.1845632

this thread seems like shit.
pic is nice though.

>> No.1845642

>>1845632
Thanks for your quality post.

>> No.1845670

Yanderes make everything better...even 4chan.

>> No.1845676

>/jp/
>talk to 3d pig disgusting girls

haha oh you.

>> No.1845693

Sounds like some pretty good advice.
One question though, you say we should pay attention to girls we come in contact with, but what if we don't ever meet any girls? You know, being shut-ins and all. Is there some place we can go where yanderes hang around?

>> No.1845707

I dated a yandere for 6 months, it was the worst six months of my life, 10 years later and I am still cautious of women because of it.

>> No.1845710

>>1845693
I hear they hang around the kitchen stirring empty pots all day.

Also, check out the local mental hospital. People will notice the mental issues these girls have long before you will, and they will be "treated" for it. Its what happens when you are a danger to yourself or those around you and someone finds out about it. Especially if you know its wrong but can't help doing it anyways.

>> No.1845711

>>1845693

There's a mental hospital like two blocks away from my house, but it's mostly filled with homeless schizophrenics.

>> No.1845715

>>1845693
Get a hacker and use said hacker to find which girl in your area has the most restraining orders against her.

>> No.1845718

>>1845693
The yandere goes to you. However, for her to be attracted to you to begin with, you have to at least be seen. Go to school. Walk around the neighberhood. Do bother going to busy places like shopping malls becuase in those settings the yandere probably won't notice you. THey take notice when you are in their "territory".

>> No.1845719

Well, in a relationship one wants to maintain the feeling of emotional control.

>> No.1845741

>>1845719
good luck with that, real life yanderes can't be controlled even with rape and slapping. They love that. They love the abuse so they can turn around and give it back to you 100 fold.

>> No.1845755

1. http://gurodaisuki.wordpress.com/2008/12/16/yandere-project/

>> No.1845758

I want a yandere, what are my chances of finding one in my house ?
It's a pretty big house, do you know where one might hide ?

>> No.1845775

Meru is pretty much a yandere from what I can make out.

>> No.1845794

>>1845758

Yanderes are more into home invasions than outright squating. If she is the invasion type, look in your bedroom and the kitchen as the two most likely areas.

>> No.1845797
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1845797

Dear fucking god I hope this doesn't happen to me. All the girls in this shit hole backwater town I live in are either fat, hideous, teen-mommies, or all of the above. If one of these ever went yandere for me I would an hero.

>> No.1845802

>>1845797
do you live in south texas?

>> No.1845829

Athens is pretty much a yandere from what I can make out.

>> No.1845869

On the subject of children, a yandere will generally want to have one, but in the end she will go whatever direction you chose. To her, having children isn't what's centrally important in her relationship. She only cares about you looking and touching her...and her alone.

>> No.1845879

>>1845869
she'll fake pregnancy to keep you, or intentionally make it so she does get pregnant and then kill the kid or do some kind of munchaesen syndrome by proxy thing to it.

psycho bitches are psycho, i don't understand weeaboos fascinations with them.

>> No.1845885

>>1845802
New York, Its fucking cold and full of Canadians.

>> No.1845890

>>1845879
>i don't understand weeaboos fascinations with them
It's love in its purest form. What's not to understand?

>> No.1845895

>>1845890
you ever dated one in real life? its not pleasant at all

>> No.1845897

>>1845895
Fuck no, this is /jp/.

If you've dated you don't belong here, that means all of the femanons aren't welcome.

>> No.1845898

>>1845895
>>1845897
Great, good job assholes. There goes the thread.

>> No.1845899

>>1845897
Don't do this.

>> No.1845900
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>>1845879
Read Mirai Nikki, you faggot.

>> No.1845903

>>1845895
>you ever dated in real life? its not pleasant at all

>> No.1845906

>>1845895
You dated one?
Elaborate.

>> No.1845907

>>1845879
Easy way to milk money out from a male is to pretend to get preggers and then ask money for abortion. A guy will gladly pay any ridiculous sum just to cowardly wash his hands from responsibility. Actually, they deserve to get scammed like that for justice.

>> No.1845916

The yandere may have female friends, but if she catches her true love, she will immediately become distant from her former friends, and will turn on them in an instant if they so much as breathe in your direction. Even their best childhood friends whom they shared every secret with just one day before the yandere gets together with you will find that their yandere best friend will slit their throats with a nail clipper.

>> No.1845913

>>1845895
Of course I haven't, but that's why it's a FANTASY.
Honestly, the transition to 3D always makes a mess of things anyway. I'd go as far as to say yanderes can't exist in real life as anything but watered-down imitations.

>> No.1845914

>>1845907
Only faggots fall for that. I usually just say "Thank God, our child, we finally have a reason to tie the knot!"

They'll be walking out of the door in about 5 minutes.

>> No.1845920

>>1845907
Actually, that's a pretty good idea. I'm surprised I haven't heard of it 'til now.

>> No.1845925

>>1845906
I dated one for six months, I knew her for a long time before we dated she was sweet kind and into anime, manga and other geek stuff, and to top it off she was really good looking with a great body.

About the 2nd day we were officially together, she'd break down and cry if I had to leave, then if I comforted her for a while and say "I have to go back home my parents don't want me out so late" she'd grab my hand dig her nails into my arm and tell me that if I leave she'll cut herself.

If she wasn't yelling at me for doing something wrong, calling me stupid or slapping me, she was crying and screaming that she'll kill herself without me.

This only happened when we were alone, in public she was the sweetest nicest thing ever. We looked like a normal couple, but when we were alone, holy shit a complete 180.

I'll say this though, a yandere is great in bed and she'll do lots of kinky stuff with you, but I personally don't think it's worth the emotional and sometimes physical pain.

>> No.1845931

>>1845920
Pretty basic pre break up material in some social circles. One assumes that it gets old pretty fastly.

>> No.1845933

>>1845925
>I'll say this though, a yandere is great in bed and she'll do lots of kinky stuff with you

Let me guess, she liked to be treated like a slut?

>> No.1845934

>>1845916
And then your delicious yandere is getting the mop-handle in prison.

>> No.1845935

>>1845925
So what you are trying to say is.... nerdy girls are whores?

>> No.1845937

Cystercosis is caused by consuming the larval form of the parasitic tapeworm Taenia solium. The larvae eventually affect the muscles and brain, and moving larvae can be detected in the affected person's eyes. In the brain, the larvae can severely damage the frontal lobe and cause personality changes.

The most common symptom among patients of this disease is mood swings.

YANDERE WORMS. I had the idea of using those fellows alongside some drugs or chemicals to help turn mentally instable girls into full-fledged yanderes (Some sort of "yandere theraphy") Is there any anon familiar with pharmacology?

>> No.1845939

>>1845933
>Let me guess, she liked to be treated like a slut?

the opposite, she liked to pretend she was innocent and what you were doing to her was dirty and that you were corrupting her.

>> No.1845940

>>1845925

Wait, did you break up with her? Then how are you still alive?

>> No.1845941

>>1845940
i moved to another school

>> No.1845942

>>1845934
And then it's conjugal visit time!

>> No.1845943

>>1845939

Sounds like a WHORE to me!

brb phoning the pope to deal with this filthy SLUT.

>> No.1845948

>>1845939
was she a virgin?

>> No.1845951

>>1845925
>If she wasn't yelling at me for doing something wrong, calling me stupid or slapping me, she was crying and screaming that she'll kill herself without me.

Thats not yandere. Thats just a psychotic, spoiled bitch.

>> No.1845956

>>1845948
eh technically she was, i mean I was her first vaginal penetration I should say, I was her 2nd boyfriend.

>>1845951
what the fuck do you think a yandere is? it's a psychotic clingy girlfriend. You can pick out any yandere character from any VN or Animu and I can tell you that my ex did something similar to what they do.

>> No.1845969

>>1845956
>eh technically she was, i mean I was her first vaginal penetration I should say, I was her 2nd boyfriend.

How old was she when you two dated?

>> No.1845973

>>1845937
More like BIPOLAR WORMS.

But seriously, wat.

>> No.1845975

>>1845956
So she wasn't a virgin, touch a penis, and your chastity is done for.

>> No.1845976

I don't see what this has to do with /jp/. Get it out of here, you're all idiots.

>> No.1845979

>>1845969
I was 16, she was 17

>> No.1845980

Real yanderes don't abuse you. She may become violently jelous and yell at you but these are short-lived. However, if you ignore it still...you might wake up one morning strapped to the bed, drugged and monitored 24/7 by your waifu. Or dead.

>> No.1845984

Weird, a normalfag and /jp/ is not only believing some wild story of his, but welcoming him and asking him for more details.

>> No.1845986

>>1845979

jesus christ... bigger slut than yuki.

why are nerdy girls like this?

>> No.1845988

>>1845976
>>1845976
You're just yandere for /jp/ touhou and don't want us to get near your threads.

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>>1845980
>Real yanderes don't abuse you.

orly?

>> No.1846007

>>1845956
Yanderes wouldn't hit you or insult you.

>> No.1846009

>>1845984
>Weird, a normalfag and /jp/

i've not been normal in 10 years buddy, this story is a warning to underage b&s and lonely fags to be careful what they wish for.

>> No.1846011

>>1845984
I get the feeling it's just two guys.
They're not really bothering anyone either, so I don't really see the harm in it. Better they have their quiet discussion than a 100+ reply 'normalfag' shitstorm.

>> No.1846013

>>1846007
I don't really know, I can easily imaging her knowking you out so she can tie you down and spoon feed you stuff.
Not that I wouldn't like that, I'd gladly get a few bumps for that kind of treatment, cooking can be such a bore at times.

>> No.1846024

>>1846009
Losing your virginity takes you a large step towards normalfaggotry. Then, talking about it on /jp/ takes you beyond the line. Give it up, you fucked a girl and talked about it on the internet. You're a fucking normalfag.

>> No.1846026

>>1845984
He had a yandere, I still haven't read about him going to parties and drinking alcohol, his presence does not bother me.

>> No.1846036
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1846036

well..

>> No.1846040

>>1846011
But shitstorms make my penis harder.

>> No.1846043

>>1846024
i haven't had sex in forever, i'm a pedofag, a touhoufag and I collect figs, i'm from far normal. Either way enjoy your bipolar bitches fags.

>> No.1846044

>>1846000
Kaede was actually not a yandere in the game. And Shuffle is the only example in history of the anime being better than the game it was adapted from.

>> No.1846046

>>1846024
You know, you can have a girlfriend without loosing your virginity. Just saying.

>> No.1846057

>>1846036
oh god

>> No.1846060

>>1846044
Except for the RAEG END

>> No.1846061

>>1846043
The point is, you've had sex. You're no longer truly one of us. Then you brag about it on the internet. Fine, you really want to fuck little girls, but the point is you did fuck a 3D old hag and then bragged about it.

>> No.1846062

>>1846046
He specifically said he fucked her. I think that counts as losing virginity.

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1846065

>>1846061

>> No.1846068

>>1846024
Aside of this forced meme faggotry that you practice in this board. You realise that average /jp/ poster is nothing like 24/7 basement dwelling virginal NEET. Most people here have jobs, education, social-life, various hobbies and even girlfriends. Being interested in touhou and VNs is just another sector among others in life.

>> No.1846077

>>1846046
I wouldn't know.

>> No.1846081

>>1846061
so sex is the only thing that seperates oldfags, newfags, touhoufags, /b/tards, etc. from normalfags?

>> No.1846083

>>1846036
Does he live through all of it and see it being done to him?

>> No.1846091

>>1846068
>>1846081
Fuckers can pretend to be a true /jp/ Anon and nobody would know the difference, until they start bragging about that kind of shit here. It's like women can pretend to be /jp/ Anons, until they mention they're women.

>> No.1846096

>>1846091
WOMAN! Tits or gtfo!

>> No.1846100

GET THE FUCK OUT ATHENS AND FUCKING DIE.

>> No.1846111

>>1846081
Well, nothing separates /b/ tard from normalfags anymore, I know some 13 year olds who act more like old /b/ than /b/tards.

>> No.1846119

>>1845619
>>1846068
Actually 99.9% of /jp/ population are massive trainwrecks, you don't need to be a scientist to figure it out.

>> No.1846131

>>1846111
>>/b/tards
>>13 year old
>>oldfags.

get out.

>> No.1846144

>>1846111
>I know some 13 year olds who act more like old /b/ than /b/tards.

underage b& detected trying to defend himself.

but i know what you mean I know a faggot who is 34 years old, is heavily into bleach and naruto and every other shounen shit series and he just discovered /b/ this year and he's spouting memes like an ADHD shit off ritilin and high on pixie sticks.

He has no idea of any of the memes origins.

>> No.1846151

>>1846036
S-S-S-SAUCE

>> No.1846158

>>1846068
>Most people here have jobs, education, social-life, various hobbies

To an extent

>even girlfriends

No. Try to convince yourself all you want you aren't on a board whose regular userbase is probably 90% virgin, but it won't make it any more true.

>> No.1846165

>>1846144
Huh, defending myself against what, do I have to be underage to know 13 year olds ?
It's not that hard, y'know ?

>> No.1846166

>>1846144
>He has no idea of any of the memes origins.
That's the thing that always gets me. How do people find it so funny to yell out this shit if they don't even have the slightest clue why it's said anymore? Why would "DESU" be funny if you didn't know where it came from?

>> No.1846176

>>1846166
They have autism.

>> No.1846180

>>1846176
That's an insult to people with autism.

>> No.1846191

>>1846166
It makes them feel like they're part of something.
Also, you know, it's easier than actually thinking of something witty to say.

>> No.1846192

>>1846176
>>1846180
Honestly, don't insult retards. They don't know it's an insult and can't defend themselves.

>> No.1846203

>>1846165
>Huh, defending myself against what, do I have to be underage to know 13 year olds ?
thatwasthejoke . jpg

>>1846166
fuck but the nigger makes me rage. He posts row row fight the power but has never heard of gurren lagann, he calls Yotsuba "404 girl", when I ask him "but what's her real name" he responds "oh i don't know", he spams DESU on our board and doesn't know anything about rozen maiden, hasn't watched it, doesn't plan to watch it. He yelled don't mess with football randomly in a thread that isn't even about football and he posted a bunch of old as fuck gifs (hulk smashing twin towers for example) randomly because he thought it was hilarious and wanted to share with everyone else.

I had to contain myself from raging.

>> No.1846205

I always figured the term yandere meant housewife material, and not "FUCKING PSYCHO" but whatever

>> No.1846212

>>1846203
Wait wait wait. You were on /b/ with him?

>> No.1846219

Would you clowns be so kind as to stop derailing the thread with these stupid arguements so we can get back to talking about yanderes, please?

>> No.1846220

>>1846205
Learn the fucking terms you see every day. Goddamn newfags.

>> No.1846221

>>1846212
no, he posts /b/shit on our forum, which is a private forum that has nothing to do with 4chan in anyway.

>> No.1846226

>>1846203
>but has never heard of gurren lagann
Wait, I thought you said he was into every shit shounen series.

>> No.1846229

It means "mentally sick when in love."

>> No.1846231

>>1846205

Yandere's aren't just "psychos". They are mentally ill, and violence may or may not be a part of their psychosis. But they'll at least throw a stiff slap at any conniving, slimy, stealing slut who tries to take you away from her.

>> No.1846233

>>1846226
oh you

>> No.1846237

Fine, so, should I wear a helmet when I try to go out ?
I think a yandere might try to knock me out if I tried to leave.

>> No.1846246

>>1846166
Oh god I agree so much to this.

If I go somewhere I never fucking go, like /b/ now, or 7chan, and I'm seeing something pop up frequently that I don't know if it's even a joke or what, unless it was something like the old shops from /b/, it wouldn't be funny. Most memes now require context to be funny or even worth using.

I really have no idea how someone can see the use of "OVER 9000!!?" splattered randomly along a post and find it funny, for instance. It's meaningless without context.

The good ones are just image macros that can make you laugh even if you understand them, but the most you should say is "That is funny, I will save it," rather than running the joke into the ground like most people do now.

>> No.1846257

>>1846231
If this is the average understanding of them why do they seem so popular?

>any conniving, slimy, stealing slut who tries to take you away from her

I've also seen things that lead me to believe this means any woman that isn't her. Like your grandmother. Or your sister.

>> No.1846260

>>1846151
Karakasa no Saien

>> No.1846278

>>1846257
>I've also seen things that lead me to believe this means any woman that isn't her. Like your grandmother. Or your sister.

eh that's what my ex did, she tried to get me to turn against my mother and sister, if I said "I have to go take my sister to the doctor" she'd say:"Is your sister more important than me? Do you want to fuck your sister? Why the fuck do you have to go"

>> No.1846290

>>1846278
>Do you want to fuck your sister?

That's a pretty stupid question. Of course you do!
Silly yandere.

>> No.1846292

>>1846257

"Once defiantly chosen, evil can no longer imagine anything but itself." -- JR Tolkien

The yandere can't see past her own seeting, broken mind. She sees other girls as basically evil beings like her trying to get their sweaty paws and panting mounts all over HER prescious. She projects every one of her insecuries, self-loathing and dirty impulse onto these other girls.

>> No.1846299

>>1846257
She just wants to be first in your heart, which is quite the admirable goal.

Ah, to go back to a time when persistence in love was considered a virtue, and not a crime.

>> No.1846312

>>1846299

Sadly this is the path humankind has chosen. I can understand the desire to be loved most by the one you hold the most feelings for; it is natural, it means you are human and alive.

However many have confused the real meaning of the message.

>> No.1846309

>>1846299
>persistence in love was considered a virtue, and not a crime

>threats of murder over caring for family a virtue

hurp de do

>> No.1846324

>>1846309
I meant that to be half-jokingly, but honestly, the point is that yanderes are attractive because of their intentions, not because of their actions.

>> No.1846332

I guess the appeal in yanderes is that they are obsessive and sexually open to most things without being slutty?

>> No.1846338

It's hard to tell who's trolling, who's being sarcastic, and who's being serious.

I can't tell if half the people in this thread are just so fucking deluded from lacking social interaction or what.

>> No.1846360

>>1846338
Just take /jp/ for its face value...that value being shit.

>> No.1846361

Holy shit, according to your list I dated a Yandere. She ended up being psycho fucking crazy but left me for another guy. So you may not think of her as yandere cause she didn't stick around forever but goddamn for a year and a half she was batshit insane for me.

That was some weird times let me tell you

>> No.1846372

>>1846361
>mormon guy

was she mormon, because i'd habeeb it

>> No.1846373

>>1846332
I don't really care about them being sexually open.

>> No.1846375

>>1846372
AKA Quiverfull.

>> No.1846393

>>1846372
Yes. Jessica Hicks from Bakersfield California. I knew her when she was 18 and she's 8 years younger than me, so 7 years ago. She did EVERYTHING on your list except of course #10. She was hot too, problem is BATSHIT INSANE is BATSHIT INSANE. Boy, I could tell you guys some stories.

>> No.1846394

>>1846361
>left me for another guy.
>Yandere
wat

>> No.1846418

ITT otaku anon is a legiun XD

>> No.1846423

>>1846394
I've never thought of Jess as yandere, but according to the list she was. True to any girl in real life though if you screw things up she'll abandon you just like any other.

Probably for the best, she turned out to be an unforgiving bitch when I started dating another girl and damn, I wouldn't want to be married to that. Talk about friends trying to commit suicide over what this girl did and shit, seriously if Yanderes are like Jess get me the hell away from that

>> No.1846426

>>1846393
Goddamn that's too close for comfort. I'm in San Jose, and to think that mormon guy !nAP.g00d1k even lives in the same state...

>> No.1846429

>>1846423
this is why i wouldn't want to date a mormon, they're already insane to begin with

>> No.1846455

>>1846423
Hey remember when they called you "moron guy"? I thought that was really funny.

>> No.1846462

>>846429
Those families who take religion seriously are fucking batshit.

>> No.1846476

DICK COCK

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>>1846426
don't worry yourself, I live here

>> No.1846494

>>1846487
Oh, BYU, Utah. Figures.

>> No.1846505

>>1846487
Do you actually live in Utah or are you just trying to be funny?

>> No.1846513

>>1846505
That marker is my actual address

>> No.1846519

more like yander-gay am i right

>> No.1846647

I'm not letting that be the last post.

>> No.1846674

>>1846647
nor am I

>> No.1847817

The yandere is very easy to shop for. First of all, she doesn't need anything -- just your cock and your undivided attention. But if you do decide to get her something, it's hard to go wrong. Whatever it is, she will gush over it and treat it liked a prized possession.

Some yanderes will want to put their mark on you. This could take the form of a pushy request to accept a matching set of cell phones, a ring or other form of jelwerly, certain clothes, etc. Whatever the item, it's purpose is to signify your relationship with her.

>> No.1847844

I'd gladly go with a yandere girl if she's cute enough. But maybe I have something to learn about them.

Whatever, I'm lonely.

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>>1847817
>Whatever it is, she will gush over it and treat it liked a prized possession
>pushy request to accept a matching set of cell phones

I never suspected it until now.

>> No.1848003

>>1847863

Of course, imoutos are like this as well. And if yanderes can hate one girl more than another, that girl would be the imouto. To the yandere, an imouto is an existence which should be completely erased.

>> No.1848007

>>1847817
The Hope Diamond?

>> No.1848016

>How eager is she to do that extra mile to make a good impression -- pushy offers to cook, clean, or do something else, typically with a subservient attitude, are all positive signs of yandere-hood.

I do this and I'm not yandere. I'm also a guy. Am I gay?

>> No.1848025

>>1848016

No.

>> No.1848026

Yandares, like many things. Are not nearly as awesome in 3D. Trust me on this.

>> No.1848031

>>1848025
Well that's a relief.

>> No.1848045

Do male yandere exist, /jp/?

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>>1848045

>> No.1848083

>>1848045

/jp/ abounds with them.

>> No.1848087

Anyone that seeks out a relationship with someone who has borderline personality disorder is a fucking lunatic.

>> No.1848099

>>1848045

No. Male yaderes may exist as there is no reason why they can't, however no one has been able to positively identify one. This question has been raised within the fangirl community, and all they can come up with are more twisted/dark/emo shoujo manga assholes. These are not yanderes of course.

The difficulty may be that no one has tried to create a yandere male, because the difficult part of doing this is translating the super-agressive sexual desire and stalker behavior to a male character that doesn't make him look like a rapist. A yandere male would be the sweet, sensative best friend character who tries to choke the main boyfriend with a wet tablecloth.

>> No.1848105

>>1848045
What are stalkers?

>> No.1848106

>>1848045
http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_11308613?nclick_check=1

>> No.1848110

>>1848066
Not a yandere. The central feature of yandere-hood is mental illness. Rolo is not mentally ill, so he's not a yandere. Knife-murdering yanderes is a meme, but a yandere does not nescisarily have to swing an axe around to be a yandere.

>> No.1848112

>>1848099
These are called "pedophiles".

>> No.1848151

>>1848112
Wrong. A yandere may also be a pedophile, but I haven't come across a single one who wasn't into healthy guys 1 or 2 years within the same age as they were.

>> No.1848182

>>1848110
>Rolo
>not mentally ill

Oh you!

>> No.1848206

>>1848099
You can just chalk it up to yet another example of Japan not producing anything that falls outside the usual character types. It's not difficult to conceive of a male who is ultra-competitive for the love of one female to the point of violence, but they are likely in the same place as dominant females and girls not embarrassed by sex.

>> No.1848222

>>1848099
>The difficulty may be that no one has tried to create a yandere male, because the difficult part of doing this is translating the super-agressive sexual desire and stalker behavior to a male character that doesn't make him look like a rapist. A yandere male would be the sweet, sensative best friend character who tries to choke the main boyfriend with a wet tablecloth.

I think this would describe a male yandere.

>>1848105
No. Normalfag males do that all the time.

>>1848087
You think so? I think not. You know the feeling of being loved tenderly at the same time, getting rid of everything even through drastic means? That kinda love.

>> No.1848240

>>1848182
He's not. He's a trained assasin who doesn't understand the difference between right and wrong. He's not mentally ill. If he is, what's his psychosis?

>> No.1848248

>>1848110
Rolo is the prototypical male yandere.

>> No.1848256

Based on this list and my parents stories of how they met my mother is an Yandere...

it all makes sense now.

>> No.1848271

>>1848240

Riiiiight. I suppose next you're going to tell me that child soldiers grow up to be bastions of mental stabilty? After all, they're trained soldiers; what mental illnesses could they possibly suffer from?

>> No.1848293

>>1848271
Acctually they're not trained very well. Furthermore, there have been zero studies on the effects of armed combat on children that have been mentally prepared by millitary training.

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>>1848045

>> No.1848348

>>1848293

>zero studies on the effects of armed combat on children that have been mentally prepared by millitary training

I'm pretty sure are laws against that sort of thing, but I would imagine they would be pretty obediant.

>> No.1848350

>>1848293
>zero studies on the effects of armed combat on children that have been mentally prepared by millitary training

This can be easily remedied, but first I'll need a million dollar grant and a shit ton of lolis. Send that my way, and I'll get back to you in a couple of years.

Science is awesome.

>> No.1848358

>>1848350
sorry we have to send a mix of both loli's and shotas.

it's the only way to keep the women pedos sated.

>> No.1848367

Goddamn you hip kids and your sudden love for yanderes. What happened to your sworn love towards tsunderes? Yanderes would get boring really fast, tsunderes is where the action is at.

>> No.1848370

I know some people want Rolo to be a yandere, but he just isn't. He's a child-like psychopath, but that doesn't make him a yandere. He was raised to kill, so killing to him is the same as brushing his teeth -- he does it as ordered, and when he goes gay for Leleuch he feels killing for his sake is an acceptable solution. He shows no mental instability at all.

A yandere is a seething ball of broken emotions, self-loathing, lust and insanity. When stressed, they will descend into a psychotic episodes. They will start talking nonsense, and make bizarre logic connections. "Ohhh I know! She poisoned you! Don't worry I'll take the posions right out and you'll be better in no time! Just lay still~~! Just. Lay. Still!!!"

>> No.1848381

>>1848370

>a child-like psychopath

>seething ball of broken emotions, self-loathing, lust and insanity

Yo dawg, I heard you like redundancy so we put the same thing in yo post so you can post while you post.

>> No.1848384

>>1848370

Guess what? Rolo was also raised to obey orders. Yet here he is, throwing everything he had away for someone he has convinced himself is his nii-san. Heck, he wants to kill Nunally for no other reason then the fact that she is closer to Lulu then he is himself. That IS yandere. Just because its not to the same degree as you describe does not make it not so.

>> No.1848397

>>1848367

kuuderes are the new shit

>> No.1848398

>>1848384

Wow. Does he ever go yan? Nope. Remember, killing to him a normal activity. He has child-like emotions, and when faced with a child-like dillema the only way he knows how to deal with it is killing. A yandere understands the difference between right and wrong, but her hate and rage is so great everything else gets trumped.

There's no such a thing as a yandere who doesn't go into a psychosis. Oh, Rolo hasn't either. Is he sexually agressive? Nope. Is he paranoid? Nope. Does he hate himself? Nope. Does he accept girls being around his nii-san? Yes. Does he come up with insane conspiracy theories about how the girls are trying to steal away his nii-san? Nope.

So how's he a yandere? Admit it, if he wasn't a trained killer who grew up being taught killing is okay, how many of you would call him a yandere just because he gets jelous over some chick and tries to get rid of her? Gay? Yes. Yandere? No.

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>>1848397
Fuck you, Dandere is where it's at.

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>>1848397
The best shit is a yandere who's willing to share

>> No.1848407

>>1848402
You're gonna have to explain what dandere is and how it differs from kuudere, because obviously this is a word you've just invented and shared with 3 other people.

>> No.1848410

>>1848404
Are you sure she's really yandere and not just sex crazed?

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>>1848407
Learn the terminology, bro. Just because you didn't see it on animesuki doesn't mean it's not an actual term.

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>>1848410

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I'm pretty sure she would count as yandere

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>>1848381

god bitch just stfu you wanna tlak shit? say to my face fucker see what the fuck happens.

>> No.1848425

>>1848407
It's cool vs calm. There is a difference.

>> No.1848429

>>1848407

Kuudere is an attempt by some to create new type of moe, based off of tsundere. Kuudere is supposed to refer to the cool/stand-offish/uninvolved dere. The fact that this sounds like a tsundere doesn't phase them. It would be like if I made up yaibaderes that refers to yanderes who kill with bladed weapons.

I remember there was some debate as to weather yandere was real sex-type classification or just slef-concious otaku trying to be "in". The fact is, yandere is now a fully qualified sex-type wich is very distinct from other sex-types.

Bullshit like kuudere and megadere should just be shot. THAT is just trying to take forced meme appraoch to moe classification.

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>> No.1848436

>>1848421
Yes, she is yandere. She knows its wrong, but can't help but do it. That is part of the definition for at least on psychosis.

>> No.1848438

>>1848398

Allright then, perhaps yandere isn't the right term. Rolo places everything on the brotherly (hes not gay) relationship between Lulu and himself. He removes anyone who might threaten this relationship. So what do you call a yandere without the sexual aspect? Brodere?

>> No.1848439

>>1848429
Anyone with half a brain could recognize the difference between kuudere and tsundere. You really think people see characters like Saber from Fate/stay Night or Mai from Kanon and think HURR TSUNDERE DURRR? No they don't, faggot.

>> No.1848501

>>1848418
I have no memory of seeing it used on 4chan at all in my whole life. If it should be accepted as a term everyone knows about, I should have heard it at least once.

>>1848425
That's retarded. In order for classifications to have any use, a new classification should only be created when there's truly a need for something to describe them. Just because there's a small difference between cool and calm doesn't mean there's any room for confusion at all with just one term for both.

>>1848429
I see kuudere as valid for being an existing concept before it was put into words. Though kuudere and tsundere has that thing in common about not being all over the protagonist, they don't seem similar at all. Even if the term kuudere was no longer used, people would just say Rei-clone instead of tsundere.

>> No.1848506

>>1848439
Are you claiming Saber is kuudere? To me she is quite clearly a tsuntsun.

>> No.1848509

>>1848501
We didn't make these classifications, the Japanese did. Aside from that, if the only place you browse is 4chan, you probably really shitty powerlevels.

>> No.1848512

>>1848506
Then you clearly have less than half of brain. Maybe you should get that checked, bro.

>> No.1848513

thankyou OP,
i will set to work immediately

>> No.1848516

>>1848512
>It's not like I wanted you to be my master, or anything, I just happened to be summoned by you.

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?

>> No.1848528

>>1848512
If it's so obvious that I'd have to be brain-damaged to misunderstand it, then at least have the decency to explain where I'm mistaken. Just saying someone is wrong without giving a reason never gets an argument anywhere, it just makes it clear that there is a disagreement.

>> No.1848533

>>1848509
I never said we had any responsibility for the origins of any of these terms. And my powerlevel is completely irrelevant to this discussion.

>> No.1848552

>>1848533
If you're talking out of your ass like you're an expert on the subject and accusing others of making up established terminology, your power levels are not only relevant, but the main focus of the discussion. Lurk moar, please.

>> No.1848569

>>1848552
If I'm talking out of my ass, what matters is the fact that I'm talking out of my ass that matters. I would humbly suggest that an idiot's reasonable words are more valuable than the waste materials of the greatest authority on the subject formed into words.

With that I'm not saying that my words are reasonable, but that you should care more about that than if I'm an idiot. I always thought that was the point of anonymity anyway.

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Yoshikage Kira is best male yandere

>> No.1848581

The kuudere meme that only 10 people know about came from a 2ch effort to make new moe types, and someone on some blog or forum tried to create new classifications based off of those 2ch creations.

My problem with them is that they are self-concious meme and terminology-spouting johnny-come-latelies trying to force it, much in the same manner they may try to force a meme.

Tsundere: Is cold, distant and/or stand-offish but then this transforms into love-stricken swooning. A kuudere is basically a tsundere except she is more reserved in her dere phase than what most tsundere characters are.

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Sure signs she's a yandere:

1. Uncontrollable manic laughter, with her eyes wide open.
2. Collpases while screaming, moaning, giggling or some combination.
3. Carries around kitchen knives, saws, ice-picks and other tools around with her in public.

>> No.1849041

I'm afraid I'm a yandere, what should I do?

>> No.1849053

>>1848404
Source?

>> No.1849144

>>1848571
Rolo Lamperouge is the best male yandere

>> No.1849152

Rolo is yandere. He wants to remove Nunally from the equation. "I'm the only family he ever needs"

>> No.1849152,1 [INTERNAL] 

Get these fetish generals outta here.

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