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18296742 No.18296742 [Reply] [Original]

Fork over the sweet sweets!!! Right now is fine!

>> No.18298501

Yukkuri shite ittene!

>> No.18298515
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sure, cute faceball

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Lets all take it easy.

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Short-haired yukkuris are very easy.

>> No.18299077

>>18296742
Cute and happy Yukkuris only please

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>>18299077

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>>18299077

Little one is like an angel.

>> No.18299692

>>18299060
Please don't post more poo poo and don't post more sin títulos.

>> No.18300178

>gives it a box of 40 rice krispie treats

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>>18300178
MORE

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>>18296742
I wonder why Yukkuri haters never take it easy?

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>> No.18304206

>>18299118
Why do yukkuris like pasta so much?

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>>18296742

>> No.18304246

How's the maricha game coming along? haven;t played it in a few months

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>>18304238

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>> No.18305157

>>18301862
A belt sander also works.

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Why is she so cute?

>> No.18305366

>>18305157
u can also burn it

>> No.18306757
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I love Aya yukkuri

>> No.18306765

>>18304206
It is very easy on their teeth.

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>>18296742
How about I fork your life over to the next world little one.

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Sweeet!!

>> No.18307546

>>18305157
also works to take your fingers off too!

unintended consequences

>> No.18307575

>>18304238
>gif
>nothing happens
You're worse than secondaries

>> No.18307579

Any good abyuse stories? The chink one where Yuks get sold into slavery and shit was rad

>> No.18308201

>>18305173
You may not like it, but this is the perfect girl

>> No.18308215

>>18305064
I want to abyuse Mex Yumarisa.

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>> No.18311977

>>18311935
Reimu is now on the shitlist

>> No.18314775

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxEdtk5AL8M

>> No.18316854

>>18305064
Por favor no publiques más Mex Yukkuris y no publiques más untitled.

>> No.18317724

>>18307579
text or oyp?

>> No.18321122

>>18317724
It's probably Mother and Daughter by hy on oyp.

I encourage reading it. It's a fucking epic in the actual sense of the word, not "I like thing so it's epic". It goes places and it's long as hell, especially for something as irrelevant as Abyuse stories.

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Enjoying the sweet sweet!

>> No.18328934

>>18305064
Very eajy mister sombrero.

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Going nuclear.

>> No.18342022

>>18296742
What's the general consensus on eating these things?

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>>18342022
Torturing them makes them taste better.

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>> No.18342569

>>18342141
>that one fucking pool
Happiness

>> No.18343214

>>18342141
Source?

>> No.18348323

>>18343214
http://yukkuri.shii.org/posts/25478?pool_id=112

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New members

>> No.18354034
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>>18337337
patchouli under mister comforter is very easy

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>> No.18358392

>>18321122
>>18317724
I think that was the one, made by a chinaman wasn't it?

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>> No.18359459

>>18358392
I just done reading that, what the fuck?

>> No.18361996

>>18359459
It's what I told you, anon. It's an Yukkuri epic with comes and goes spanning two generations of talking pastries where everything is shit and nothing is learned.

>> No.18364501

>>18361996
Wow, that was the most accurate description of 40k I've seen, but that series is fucking weird. I prefer reading the anger_inducing page to pick some good stories, but are there any stories other that?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdH2PfVRl_0

>> No.18365324

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6DN5VFtuPk

>> No.18367230

Does BlueSnow still release PC builds of his games?

>> No.18369835

>>18367230
I dunno.

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>> No.18371466

>>18370557
Should've been a rapist instead

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>> No.18372420

Well, that one anon is sure busy

>> No.18372548

>>18348446
cursed image

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>> No.18376683

>>18371692
Shell Maricha is very easy.

>> No.18377438

I'm the Anon that met one guy in a /v/ thread and discussed blockers that block adblock blocker killers. Something came up and so I'm here later than expected. Sorry for making you wait this much, I hope you're still there. It seems I'm just using the Adblock Plus extension.
Weird, because I recall you noticing that you are using that too.

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>>18367230
He's been updating on Youtube a lot recently, but I haven't seen any links for the current builds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovcd2IsG28E

>> No.18380741

>>18367230
Yeah but it takes a while. He mentioned in his last video he'd only release a PC release after fixing enough bugs or close enough since in Android you just put it live and it updates as opposed to having to download things every time on PC.

>> No.18381607

>>18377438
Kept me waiting, huh? Good on you for making good on your word, Im going to try test how Ublock origins work.

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>> No.18383422

>>18383324
Metal confirmed easy

>> No.18384615

Is yukkuri.shii.org down?

>> No.18384650

>>18384615
Yeah looks like it.

>> No.18384669

>>18384650
I was in the mid of reading a story, what a cockblock...

>> No.18384708

>>18381607
>Good on you for making good on your word
Thanks
Good luck, Anon

>> No.18384749

>>18384669
Which one?

>> No.18384756

>>18384749
Marisa's journey
>>18384708
Thanks, I appreciate it.

>> No.18384760

>>18384756
No problem my man

>> No.18384809

>>18384760
By the way, i finished testing time ago, it appears both adguard and ublock, the former which I aready had on me works, not sure if they went back on their policy or not.

>> No.18384833

>>18384809
Whatever the case, I'm glad it's working for you again

>> No.18384983

>>18321122
That shit was like the Les Miserables of Yukkuri stories

>> No.18384999

>>18384983
And boy it was good, by the way, is the site still down?

>> No.18386391

>>18342210
Does anyone have the download for simyukkuri?

>> No.18386625

>>18386391
Should be on OYP's forums, but I think it's down right now.

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>> No.18388698

Its finally back online, yay!

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Maricha no cha-cha-cha!

>> No.18390688

I really need to get something better to do, reading abyuse stories cured my mastubation addiction, now I'm addicted to yukkuris getting fuckedover.

>> No.18390836

>>18386391
I have like 20 different clients.

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yukkuri kino

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>> No.18396028

>>18370557
That yu definitely doesn't qualify for a gold badge.

>> No.18396902

So, what is your favorite author?

>> No.18397251

>>18348323
fuck

That was just
fuck

>> No.18402367

>>18396902
Moge.

>> No.18402548

>>18396902
kiriraitaa

>> No.18408313

Post some Mukyus please.

>> No.18408318

>>18408313
>just when I was about to bump

>> No.18408615

>>18408313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3wC3rdU2ys

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>went to ethnic food store
>find some azuki manju
>buy it and take it home
>as I eat them, pretend I'm eating Yukkuri and that they're all going "Yunyah~" in my mouth as they melt

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>> No.18409462

Is there any way to set locale settings for maricha/ 8 days that doesn't require a hard reboot? If worse comes to worse I could run it in a vm if not.

>> No.18409481

I don't get why anyone would want to be mean to a cute moeball who just wants to take it easy. Are abyuse stories just substitutes for torturing stray cats?

>> No.18409612

>>18409481
Yukkuris are pretty brutal themselves in the stories.

>> No.18411265

>>18409462
Why do you need to avoid a hard reboot?

>> No.18411288

>>18409481
It started as a backlash to when Yukkuri first were a thing and were getting spammed all the fucking time. Back then they were less cute and more annoying. It’s just that after the initial fandom died the “anti-fandom” was still going strong and kind of evolved into what you see today.

>> No.18411372

But for real, how cool would it be to have pets that could talk and understand English? They piss sugar water and shit bean paste, can't do any real damage to anything that isn't edible, and are cute as fuck. They'd make pretty perfect pets if they were real (and looked after responsibly)

>> No.18411456

>>18411372
Niceheads and most of the rare types are cool. Shitheads are too noisy.

>> No.18412236

>>18411456
So you take the shitheads to a different room away from the niceheads and eat them. They really are perfect pets.

>> No.18412628

SIMYUKKURI GOT UPDATED HOLY SHIT

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>> No.18415070

Would you a Yukkuri?

>> No.18415088

>>18415070
niggy what the FUCK

>> No.18415089

>>18356944
I want to marry patchouli and adopt a few patchouli yuukuris. I would keep them all warm, cozy, and reading.

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>> No.18420770

Does anybody have any pictures of Yukkuri Meiling?

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>> No.18422914

>>18422906
I would fuck a Yukkuri

>> No.18423473

>>18422914
Well, I would fuck a bodied one, its less weird that way.

>> No.18427951
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>itsh wike fwying in da sky!

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>>18427951
>hanging from her hat

>> No.18429076

>>18429019
Some are born like that and the hat still stays, don't question it.

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>>18429076
if you say so
though i'm still genuinely confused

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>>18429019
>>18429076
>>18429085
id assumed mister glued it on

>> No.18429490

>>18429085
Its a mystery and it depends on author, some yukkuris remain glued to their hat when you pick it, some left the hat behind. Its weird since its depends from person to person.

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>>18429085
my headcannon is that mammalian births the hat can come off, while stalk births the hat is attached to the body since marisas hang from their hats

it's completely based on the whims of the artist

>> No.18429671

FACT: Marisas are more entertaining to abyuse than Reimus

>> No.18429792

>>18429671
FACT: abuse is for the shittiest mishter humans.

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>>18429792
FACT: yukkuri were born to suffer

>> No.18434702

>>18434617
And for fug.

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>> No.18435741

>>18434726
Mister is wrong here.

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>>18435741
>yukkuri ruin mister's box of tissues
>but mister is the one that's wrong
get out of here uneasy bronze badge!

>> No.18436605

>>18435856
>teach koyukkuri to shit on tissue paper
>get mad when koyukkuri shit on tissue paper

A major role of the good Mister is to never underestimate how dumb yukkuri can be.

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>>18434726
Best guess for this image: auto part

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>> No.18437088

Is it possible to cure shitheads?

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>>18437088

beat them half to death when they ass wiggle

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>>18437266
Drop dead easy, shitty human.

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>>18437289
oh I thought you meant in simyukkuri

>> No.18437395

>>18437088
I don't know about super shitheads, but I have turned shitheads into average with punishment. I think intelligence affects how quickly they change their attitude.

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When I try to run Simyukkuri, the menus and text become invisible and I can't do anything. Anyone have any ideas?

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>>18299040
>the rest of that story

I was ready for abyuse, I wasn't ready for feels.

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>>18435741
>>18436605
theyre so dumb though that you literally have to punish them or they won't understand

>>18437088
no, their bad behavior in their paste

even their kids will probably be shitheads

>> No.18440686

>>18437395
For supers feet burning with the hot plate until they are crippled and then giving them concentrated OJ will make them act nice but they still have the shithead label.

>> No.18440749

>>18437808
have you tried changing the resolution or going fullscreen? could also be a bad version or your OS.

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Just made a family of Deibus, what should I do with them?

>> No.18441293

>>18440981
kill each of her kos one by one, one for the day, and another for the night
if you run out of kos either get her pregnant or kill her

>> No.18441568

>>18440215
Link pls

>> No.18441583

God, I'm addicted to reading about yukkuri abuse, even porn isn't helping anymore, what do i do?

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>>18441583
make OC

>> No.18441820

>>18440981

Take the moms accessory away.

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>>18441803
Tried drawing a marisa, ended up making Ralph Wiggum

>> No.18445673

How do you even gain money? Selling yukkuri doesnt cut it, it takes more to keep them alive than selling them. And they sell even less if they are shitheads.
Fuckers dont poop in the toilet then get dirty and get stressed.
I wanted to make a nicehead hen with only selectively breeding niceheads but this game just forces you to keep beating them.

>> No.18445752

>>18445673
>How do you even gain money?
Go to the forest or the beach where they automatically spawn
There'll be no shortage of predators that typically go up for more, sell them
Soon enough if not right away you'll have thousands in cash, which makes you able to hit the vending machines and you many times get a nicehead or whatever that goes for 1000 bucks for only 100 bucks a drop
Repeat

>> No.18445872

>>18445673
What game are you talking about? The other anon talked about yukkuri diary, but if your talking about Simyukkuri I guess I can help. rare marisas sell for a lot adn even more so if they have good attributes, so take an adult marisa and fill it with babies using a breeding pool, it will eventually pop out kos with a few of them being kotatsu or aqua marisas which will sell for tens of thousands.

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>> No.18446739

>>18445872
How do you train niceheads in Simyukkuri? The only logical option I can see is beating them when they shit on the floor or mouth off, but that doesn't seem to work and can even turn them into shitheads.

Also, what is 'complacency' and how do I raise/lower it?

>> No.18448742

>>18441583
Take it easy noze

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what kind of yukkuri would you want and why

>patchy
>slightly less stupid than the rest

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>>18449519
Manchouli. Because i'm gay.

>> No.18451174

>>18451157
I wonder, has anyone tried human/yu transmutation? Abilities such as Flan/Remi flight or a Dosu Spark may be useful on humans.

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>>18451157
>manchouli

i dont know why, but i find machouli disturbing, maybe its the idea of a confectionary organism gaining immense physical strength...

>> No.18451186

>>18451179
manchouli*

herp a derp

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>>18449519
meiling. rare type, low maintenance, sleeps a lot

>> No.18451479

>>18449519
Flan and Remi, I love that Uuuuu shit

>> No.18451641

so yukkuri's are just an abuse fetish thing right?

>> No.18451668

>>18451641
Some people like them as pets and cute blobs

>> No.18451815

>>18449519
I think the stupidity is endearing. Anons who get mad at yukkuri for shitting on the floor etc would probably do the same for a pet mouse, rabbit etc.

I'd have a regular Reimu and Marisa and try to raise them from kos.

>> No.18451873

>>18451815
I rather use Yukkuris as slaves, kinda like shitheads, but I'm the abyuser and shithead.

>> No.18452019

>>18451873
>use Yukkuris as slaves

I'm curious, what useful work do you think Yukkuris can do? They can barely keep themselves alive most of the time, let alone be effective slaves.

>> No.18452604

>>18452019
Wiping my ass with their toungues, saving in toilet paper and amusement like abyuse, if I had a yukkuri, it would never leave my dick and if I needed to detach it, it would get inserted with dildos, just think of kinky sex acts with yukkuris.

>> No.18452927

>>18449519
I'd probably raise some for food.

Keep a couple Marisas and Reimus in the garden like you'd keep chickens, fatten them up over the year, then serve them up as Christmas pudding.

>> No.18453063

>>18452927
>over the year
I don't think you would need this much time.

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>>18451873
>>18452019
>>18452604
>buy a batch of kos
>arbitrarily choose one reimu to be the princess
>the rest are poo poo slaves who have their accessories taken and hair shaved
>enforce the princess's edicts and punish the uneasy poo poo slaves until bored
>one day princess wakes up and her hair and accessory are gone
>a new yukkuri is now princess
>old princess now her slave
>repeat

endless entertainment

>> No.18454335

>>18446739
complacency is how nice they are to you I believe. shitheads naturally have low complacency and niceheads have high, if they have high they'll say take it easy back at you and if they have low they'll tell you to die easy or that you're an uneasy mister.

>> No.18456809

>>18454177
I remember seeing a doujin of a komarisa that was basically just that.

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>> No.18465030

>>18342207
>>18342210
Does this have have tigers?

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>> No.18470263

is that yukkuri game by bluesnow still being developed?

>> No.18470361

>>18470263
Yes.

>> No.18470385

>>18470263
version 0.5a5 for PC
https://drive.google.com/uc?id=1IUT-q7c9emgNTUm3Qutk8dbHU4yuZFnw&export=download

>> No.18471638

>>18444161
you can just write a story instead of drawing one

>> No.18471699

>>18471638
>Here is a family
>Everyone got raped and tortured
>the end

>> No.18471704

>>18471699
oh

>> No.18471707

>>18470023
Shaking butch je!

>> No.18472022

So, what REALLY jumpstarted the whole abyuse thing? Was it True Happiness? Other artists seeing the butthurt to the talking pastries dying looked at it and said "holy fuck, I need to get on this"?

I know some people pointed out there were some one-off strips where these things died but it wasn't cruel and unusual punishment.

>> No.18472033

>>18472022
>what REALLY jumpstarted the whole abyuse thing?
Massive amount of butthurt from 2ch.

>> No.18472048

>>18472022
Its Touhou, anything sub part of the fandom is going to get big eventually.

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>>18472033
Please, explain further

>> No.18472092

>>18472057
Here >>18411288

>> No.18472149

>>18472092
That's why I'm asking though, "they were just annoying", what does that mean? It was just the ASCII meme? Or was there already people just drawing cutesy things and people got sick of that and not the ASCII meme?

>> No.18472207

>>18472057
Why is there such an obsession among Yukkuri artists to draw them pissing and shitting? Damn near every picture I see of them features Yukkuri assholes, piss or shit.

>> No.18472267

>>18472207
it gives them a combination of seeming kind of vulnerable and weak, with a sense of being a bit disgusting and vulgar
they're usually doing it because they're scared as a fear reaction or for the sakes of easiness

>> No.18472309

>>18421269
I've been looking for that picture for years! Thanks!

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>> No.18479566

>>18470385
Cirnos are fucking adorable when they fall asleep with an ice cream cone in their mouths.

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Stretching easy!

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>> No.18488497

>>18488228
Wouldn't having another accesory that is her ribbon visible mean she uneasy or something?

>> No.18488848

>>18488497
i doubt it, but it'd be interesting if you took the ribbon off when reimu was sleeping, putting on a hat, and then seeing how long it took for the yukkuri to figure it out (or if they know immediately)

>> No.18488970

>>18488848
It depends on author, either they would know it immediatly she has no ribbon or they would see her as a freak without her ribbon showing due to the beanie, or they call her a mutant who has a beanie accesory isntead of a ribbon.

>> No.18489032

>>18488228
Yukkuri pants are the most retarded thing. They'd be constantly wet and dirty.

>> No.18489070

>>18489032
Well, its a retarded as diapers on yuks, their hygiene is like cats.

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>>18489032
yukkuri clothes are a venus fly trap torture device

they want to wear them thinking it's real easy, but if they put them on they can dissolve themselves by not being able to take it off.

>> No.18489348

>>18489328
Well, its kinda easy for them isn't not? its basically a diaper and a pillow on them and prevents them from felling the rough floor.

>> No.18489389

>>18489328
I remember seeing an certain image of yukkuri with two pet clothings, one on head and the other on the bottom, kinda looked like a pokeball.

>> No.18492246

bump

>> No.18493057

>>18492246
This isn't /v/, these threads can survive weeks without bumping.

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>> No.18495761

>>18493057
I doubt it.

>> No.18497988

>>18495761
They literally have.

>> No.18499738

>>18348323
i didint need this

>> No.18499763

why does everyone bully yukkuris?

>> No.18499779

>>18499763
Because mister humans are shitty.

>> No.18499807

>>18499763
Because of amusement, also most stories start with yuks acting shitheads, declaring people to be slaves and shit, more obnoxious than even /pol/ so their suffering is catharsis.

>> No.18499812

>>18499807
People ARE poo-poo slaves.

>> No.18499825

>>18499812
See this? Thats why people abuse

>> No.18500121

>>18499763
Some stories anon just abyuses for the fun of it. He finds a family of yukkuri in the park or wherever and starts torturing and killing them just for kicks.

Other stories usually try some lame explanation for how anon was 'pushed' to abyuse. Say a yukkuri begs for food, shits itself or isn't perfectly subservient for a moment. Apparently that's justification for poking its eyes out and holding it over an open flame.

>> No.18504804

>>18499763
>>18451641

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>>18500121

Or anon owns a pet Yu that he loves and treats well and then SMASH THE WINDOW BREAKS.

His pet yu either dies or is beaten to death, raped etc by home invading shitheads so anon snaps and wrecks the invaders.

>> No.18508256

Aquatic marisa cant move without water and kotatsu mariaa cant live without kotsatsu.
But where do I get these things in the game? They keep dying

>> No.18508551

Any story on which the human agrees on being the poo poo slave of shitheads? I'm curious to see what would happen on a story on which the human follows the bold commands from the yukkuri rather than just kicking them against a wall as soon as they shit talk. The only one I can think of is the one on which some guy agrees to take yukkuri invaders to his "easy place" which was the freezer.

>> No.18508557

>>18508256
Simyukkuri? Get a high grade breeding pit and fill an adult Marisa with babies. you'll probably get like 2 or 3 rares out of every 10.

>> No.18508560

>>18506743
What's the source from this one?

>> No.18508569

>>18508560
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/1348

>> No.18508833

>>18508560
>>18508569

One of my favorites.

>> No.18509020

>>18499763
NEET autism.
Don't worry, I used to be like this too, people here will eventually grow up and stop caring about this, they will desperately try to bury this autism in their subconscious because it will pain in their self-esteem, it's be like that embarrassing period of your life that comebacks to haunt you.

>> No.18509046

>>18508557
No I meant the water body and kotatsu.

>> No.18509662

So i got bored one day and remembered this yukkuri thing that anonas used to post during the /jp/ creation and decided to look it up during my break today. It was a mistake since it opened up a terrible thing inside me where i like seeing the jerks getting their just desserts and i spent like 2 hours reading these translated comics during my ride home.
Any reccomendations for a pleb like me?

>> No.18509756

>>18509662
Read True Happiness if you haven't already, and one of the hy comics I can't remember the name.
There's also a few games, i'd mostly recommend simyukkuri. There are others, but I'm not sure if they're being worked on translation-wise.

>> No.18509884

>>18509756
Thanks anon. I think true happiness is the first one i actually read all those years ago that left an impression on me.

>> No.18509903

>>18509884
No problem. Though I forgot to mention simyukkuri is available for download on the OYP forums. There might be other games too.

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>> No.18510436

>>18509903
I tried running simyukkuri but it wont open on my windows 7 with java 8. Any advice?i looked at the forums but i really couldnt find out how i fucked up

>> No.18510464

>>18510436
I am really not sure, I stopped playing it mainly due to my computer dying. Have you tried at least running it on compatibility mode? Does it give out an error?

>> No.18510819

>>18510464
I found out why i fucked up. I uninstalled some shit a while ago and forgot to reinstall it. Thanks for your help though

>> No.18510852

>>18510819
Alright. Have fun!
If your yukkuris end up hurting themselves, use the orange juice injection thing, but it sometimes can lower your yukkuri's behavior.

>> No.18511133

>>18510852
Yeah im having fun right now, is there a way to discipline my yukkuri?

>> No.18511172

>>18511133
Only thing I can think of is hitting them if they insult you, or don't poo on the toilet. There should be a text bubble appear when the yukkuri is about to poo. If they don't do it on the toilet, that's your chance.

>> No.18512954

>>18509020
I'm 25 with a stable job and I've been into this shit for 3 years and still haven't lost interest yet.
Its my deepest darkest secret to be fair, but a good abyuse story is still cathartic like nothing else.

>> No.18516056

Is it bad that I know more about Yukkuris than I do about Touhou?

>> No.18516102

>>18516056
Just stay away from everything touhou related and you're good.

>> No.18516163

>>18516056
no that's also a thing with me

I only like yukkuri because in it, people systematically destroy things in touhou's image

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>> No.18521035

>>18509020
>embarassing
Lol, this is the high point of my life fag.

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>>18511133

When they start wiggling punish them nonstop until their status of shithead is upgraded. They will never like you or trust you after that. Also if you abuse a mate or children a nicehead will no longer trust you either.

>> No.18521349

>>18521059
>Trust
Does that matter? not him, but I just wanna abuse.

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>>18521349
Not really. They will talk a lot of shit when you say hi to them and will be more dickheadish like refusing to clean their kids. They will also be a lot more stressed.

>> No.18521393

>>18521376
I see, I'm about to downloading for all my abyusing needs, hope this isn't difficult to operate.

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>>18521393

No the menu can take it easy.

>> No.18522706

>>18521376
Source?

>> No.18522891

>>18522706
http://yukkuri.shii.org/posts/28771

>> No.18522996

>>18521059
>>18521413
These look different then my version of SimYukkuri, did you mod it or is there a different version then the one in the sticky?

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I like how interactive the Maricha game is.

>> No.18523531

>>18523233
Personally I like it even more than sim. It just runs so much smoother, looks better, and has more potential for Abyuse. It's a shame it's harder to get running.

>> No.18525492

>>18511172
I disciplined the shit outta the yukkuris thanks to your advice
>>18521059
>wiggling
What do you mean? Im enjoying the game so far though

>> No.18525513 [DELETED] 

I'm sorry to inform you that yukkuri abuse is a dead meme as of 2018.

Saged.

>> No.18525652

>>18523233
Got a download for that with translation? I couldnt find the right download ver (1.16?)for translated test on the oyp

>> No.18525675

>>18525513
Thanks for the bump faggot.

>> No.18525686

>>18525652
It's the first post on the top sticky on the forum. download 1.32 and the dialogue+picture translations. http://yukkuri.shii.org/forum_topics/10405

>> No.18525693

>>18525686
Thanks for the quick response anon, i shouldve been looking there instead of the REBOOT translation thread

>> No.18525776

Is there English patch for the rares in simyukkuri? I dont understand what they are saying so I dont know when to beat the shit out of them.

>> No.18530755

The flamethrower and the red fireworks are too powerful now. One-hit-killing these shitheads are not so funny. In the past updates, with the new house setting and added information on HUD, the weapons were more fine-tuned, a bit underpowered.

>> No.18534880

>>18530755
Yukkuri Diary? Because on v5a5 PC or whatever it's called they've been actually powered down

>> No.18535183

>>18525492
Sometimes they will wiggle their ass at you after shitting or just to be dicks. Beat them senseless when they do this.

>> No.18535192

>>18522996
This was a clusterfuck where a rapist Dosu produced a shitload of retarded mutants.

>> No.18539045

>>18321122
New to Yukkuri, cant find it, pls help.

>> No.18539284

>>18534880
Yeah, but only in v5a5, or some versions before it. I don't know, I've played v3 before updating right into v5. In v5a7, the weapons just overkills everything.

>> No.18539931

>>18539045
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/946

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>>18539931
Not translated after juice juice. Translate. Right now is fine.

>> No.18545462

bump

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>> No.18550294

>>18296742
Unlike fluffies, these things legitimately freak me the fuck out.

They look too human, and seeing one die is like killing a poor little anime loli, euugggh.

>> No.18550674

>>18548496
What if the Banki's head was replaced with an actual yukkuri?

>> No.18550703

If I had a Yukkuri I would love it, never harm it and give it a kiss on its head!

>> No.18550751

>>18550703
I would hope so, some of the abuse artists give me ptsd from the shit they put out. Yukkuris are too uncanny valley, and you end up feeling really bad for them in most instances due tot heir cute innoncence, unlike Tribbles or Fluffies.

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>>18550674
bodied yukkuri

>> No.18551020

>>18550751
I am split on it, while I enjoy their suffering, my favorites are the inawoods families and clans surviving, going thru high and lows, but I guess a pet yu would be fun.

>> No.18551140

>>18551020
If It's a nicehead I would treat it with love and respect like any other pet. shitheads deserve nothing but death though.

>> No.18551179

>>18551140
I think it would be fun to see something like spoiled shitheads fighting each other, like raising shitheads for a pseudo-gladiator thing, but stripping them out of their confort for extra rage.

>> No.18554228

>>18358562
Source for the artist?

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>>18554228
tumikikuzusi

>> No.18554420

These series are pretty great. Chen transforming from talking pastry to waifu material made me masturbate to Chen doujins afterward.
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pools?commit=Search&search%5Bname_matches%5D=aglet&search%5Border%5D=updated_at&utf8=

>> No.18557666

Guys I think i have a problem, i think im addicted to yukkuri shitheads that deserves abuse/torture

>> No.18557720

>>18557666
Me too, I quit porn because enjoyed doing it on simyukkuri...

>> No.18557795

>>18506743
Kinky OL house yu breeder is one of the best femanons.

>> No.18557805

>>18557795
I think that one shark teeth femanon from onesan and yukkuris is the best, togheter with that doctor lady from a yukkuri abuse withdraw doujin

>> No.18557831

>>18557805
The doctor who makes abusers play with annoying yukkuri without smashing them?

>> No.18558029

>>18557831
Yep thats the one, sorry for the late answer.

>> No.18563643

Any story where a good nicehead were buried alive by a anon?

>> No.18563878

>>18557666
>>18557720
So what would be the most indepth game of my making a shithead suffer?

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>>18563878

>> No.18563890

>>18563882
>yukkurisim
That was a fast as shit response

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>>18563878

2

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>>18563882
3

>> No.18564271

Any way to control the zoom in the game? Jesus fuck the screen is too big

>> No.18564352

>>18563905
How do you even crush them?

>> No.18564434

>>18564271
Nevermind, i found a solution.

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how do i remove the kiri from marisa?

>> No.18564984

>>18564960
What game is this?

>> No.18564995

>>18564984
Eight views of yukkuri

>> No.18565050

>>18564995
Sorry lad, nothing I know about this.

>> No.18567148

>>18564352
Put them on a sticky plate then use the 'pickup yukkuri' to drag them up or down.

But don't do it, it's not very easy!

>> No.18569702

>>18564960
>>18564995
Thanks, ive got it working and it's much more polished and complete than simyukkuri. Anyone know how to add more yukkuri to the game? All I have is the starting Maricha.

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>>18569702
just leave the house and take them from wherever. the pastebin says pet yukkuri with good stats released into the wild will raise the stats of wild yukkuri

>> No.18570222

>>18569757
By release you mean the fishbag looking button under bury right?

>> No.18570267

>>18570222
yeah

>> No.18570315

>>18569757
>>18564960
Where do I download this?

>> No.18570430

>>18570315
http://yukkuri.shii.org/forum_topics/10405

>> No.18570574

>>18570430
Is this a good site? the folks of /2hug/ said Moriyashrine is a bad site, so idk about this one either.

>> No.18570594

>>18570574
No, 4chan isnt particularly a good site

>> No.18570595

>>18570594
I'm talking about OYP

>> No.18570683

Since shit is about to go down, is there is a way to zoom on the simyukkuri game?

>> No.18571049

>>18570430
Weird, not managing to get the lines translated. The line translator executable gives me an error.

>> No.18571086

>>18571049
translation is for version 1.32

>> No.18571124

>>18571086
Works now

Thank you

>> No.18571138
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>> No.18571161

>>18571138
And so they get mauled into shit by other yukkuri...

>> No.18571495

>>18571138
>put raincoat on
>excited and grateful yukkuri immediately pisses with happinesh

You can't win with these retards.

>> No.18571562

>>18571495
Or they fart and go apeshit about the "shdinky fart" inside the clothing despite not nose.

>> No.18573117

>>18569757
Thanks. My Maricha turned out to be an incurable shithead, wouldn't learn from scolding, wouldn't eat regular food, shit wherever it wanted and puffed at me to clean it up. It was with great sadness I hammered the shit out of it.

Went outdoors and managed to find a polite little Reimu to take home. Stats were Scum 30, Intelligence 50 and Affection 150 when I first got her, kind of a dumb nicehead. Just finished potty training successfully, wondering what else to do now.

>> No.18573124

>>18573117
>not making the Marisa a rape/torture object or using her to shit and torment other yukkuris

>> No.18574573

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iRikJFl9ak

>frying them until they become actual manju

>> No.18575400

>>18574573
How is there so much fan content for fucking yukkuri? Thousands of comics and loads of games too.

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>> No.18575545

>>18575400
It sates our inner desire for destruction and dominance

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>>18575400
that's the power of 2hu memes

>> No.18577648

>>18575400
Its basically HFY mixed with animal abuse

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