/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Shog is love.

>>18408821
HOT SWEATY OIL-SOAKED SNEX

>I caught you

>>18408851
So you'd want to get wrapped up in your Onee-san's oiled up coils and pumped dry? What kind of snek anon? Lamia? Apophis? Shirohebi? Medusa? Echidna? Basilisk? Or perhaps all of them?

>>18408859
Gotta be Echidna. No other MG has an impregnation fetish big enough to match mine.

"T-Thanks, Anon! I love you too!"

why is she so perfect?

>>18408957
Because your lifestyles match so well.
That and abs.

Would you help slime in trouble?

>>18408910
So you want to see her beautiful blue skin glistening with oil as her coils writhe and you feel another load of cum pump into her vice tight pussy?
You want to feel her wrap her long tongue around your own and pump it as she mashes her lips to yours?

>>18408967
If she ask me politely then yes, since I like to consider myself a good person and decent human being. Plus we can even strike up some present conversation afterwards.

Would demonic realm cities have gladiatorial arenas?

>>18408821
what kind of monstergirl would take away the loneliness of valentines day?

>>18409011
your waifu

>>18409007
Of course, where else would combat obsessed MGs go? Might be a bit of a lizard festival there though.

>>18409011
This mouse was too scared and couldn't muster the courage to give you these until now. Happy belated valentine's day anon!

>>18409036
There are five mice behind her, aren't there?

>>18409007
Just imagine beating a Manticore in the arena and then getting a titfuck/blowjob combo from her afterwards in her private locker room.

>>18409040
Yep! Each of them trembling nervously behind street lights and stop signs that are way to thin to cover them, all the girls a little too scared to follow behind their 'brave' older sister and present their gifts!

>>18409007
Dont the world guides say monsters hold tournaments and stuff
And that one writer has that lilim with the arena?

>>18409102
Stone hands, good for punching and grip.
I wonder if she could morph them into "marble gloves" so i can get my smooth stone handy?

>>18409123
Whoops, didnt mean to quote

>>18408821
Link to previous thread(s) please?

>Sluuuuurp
Uh-oh, looks like your whelp has some bad habits. How can you take her to see Black Panther if she's going to slurp her drink?

>>18409007
I am going to wrestle with the strongest and meatiest hellhound in the land!

>>18408854
This dog is fucking cute. I want to shove my dick in her mouth.

>>18409177
I wouldn't recommend trying without making her like the idea first.

>>18409196
Nothing some pats and rubs can't solve. There is also the banana training.

Stand at the ready!

>>18409007
Watch those barbs! If they touch you, the fight is over!

>>18409241
I'm going to flash her if she jumps.

>>18409023
B-but I don't have a waifu.

>What are you doing, assistant?
>I don't feel the cold anyways.

>>18409041
She'd probably milk you with her tail in front of everyone first.

>>18409494
>You're adding tedious extra steps to initiating research, assistant.
>Taking these off wastes 5.4783 seconds of experimentation time

What did you get your maid for Valentine's Day?

>>18409599
Meat hound getting hugged.

>>18409626
Extra chores.

>>18409626
"Hyper EX Ultra Fertility Drug Max" brand fertility supplements

>>18409626
This >>18409655

Big soft maid is getting lots of little ones.

>Van't fine any fanfics with a paladin-chan getting monsterized but remaining loyal to the order

There's so much potential here, just imagine the suffering

>>18409626
The pleasure of being cummed inside

>Paladin-chan gets monsterized but remains loyal to the order

>>18409699
Sounds like a job for the inquisition.

>>18409599
>Delinquent monster girls that dress nicely on valentine's day
Seems like there is some teasing to do.

>>18409662
Big, soft maids bearing their master's daughters are the best
>your kiki is still working diligently despite carrying five little bundles of love inside her
>tell her rest if she ever feels tired, but she just reassures you that she has plenty of stamina, saying you should know that well
>she strokes her stomach, reminding you of how long that night of lovemaking was

>>18409724
>she strokes her stomach, reminding you of how long that night of lovemaking was
She better not or i would never let her finish her duties.

>>18409699
She must be really good at disguising as a human if she still lives in an Order city.

>>18409699
This situation reminds me everytime of that Paarthurnax speech about trust.

I wonder what would she say if you tell her that "the order says you deserve to die".

>>18409724
That maid is getting some tender loving later that day

>>18409733
With how crazy her hormones are right now, I bet she does it on purpose just to get you to "attack" her. How would you feel if she asked you to give your babies a shot of SE to make sure they come out strong and healthy?

>>18409774
I would probably punish her by not attacking her and instead making her beg for it.

I honestly don't know how do you even punish a Kikimora for not doing her duties,
since she will enjoy anything lewd you do anyways.

>>18409790
You punish her by doing the chores and preparing breakfast for her 2 hours ahead of her waking up.

>>18409807
>tfw you are a better maid than the maid
Oh shit, that's sure to upset her.

>>18409810
It would, especially when you tell her thst you're disappointed.
>this kills the meido.png

Thankfully Valentines Day is over. Now I need to stop thinking about it.

>Bullying kikis

>>18409841
Stop bullying anon. They are for headpats.

>>18409599
That is a cow, not a Hellhound.

>>18409840
Now you can think about dicking dragons instead.

>>18409879
She’s the best kind of hound, the cow kind!
Would love that tsun little shortstack

>This kills the meido.

>>18409841
>>18409853
What’s so bad about making breakfast once and a while for your pregnant meido?

>>18409837
>>18409899
What if we just meido the killer instead?

>This cheers the meido.

>>18409837
>>18409810
>Wanting your aid to work.
>When she's not pregnant with one, but 5 babies in her.
>Wanting her to exert herself and give a bit of work stress.
>Even if she likes to work.
>Not taking care of her, despite her objections.
>Not staying smug when you surprise her with a healthy breakfast and a backrub.
>Her pregnant body is slowing her down, and before she knew it, you were already way ahead with the chores by gaining super dad/husband powers.
>Tell her she can do other things to service you like cuddling, watching TV, and staying by your side.
>Watch her get upset when you say that you want to have take-out/delivery for dinner, and tell her not to cook.
>Help do whatever you can to make her life easier and put less stress on the babies.

>>18409699
We saw you post it last thread, nobody is interested.

>>18409942
I'm starting to wonder about this. During late stages of pregnancy are Kikis just built to do maid duties no matter the burden, or do they have some sort of workaround?

I don't think they would let their mastahs do the chores. Their maid pride just wouldn't let them. So how do they do it?

>>18410000 Quads
Really, I think they have their pride to push them forward, but their smart masters would stop them at every turn. Because SE or not, heavy stress is NOT good for the baby. She'd object in wanting to serve, but a good master will tell her to serve without doing heavy work.

>>18410000
>YFW her workaround is your mother in law

Are strategists the strongest magicians the DLs army has?

>>18410074
>Dark strategist
>Can't think straight because she's thinking lewd stuff most of the time
How can she even defeat the human commanders?

>>18410088
Her greatest magic: making dicks disappear. Applied on a large scale, the entire Order army disappears into the various bedrooms of Lescatie.

Whats the opinion on half dragons?

>>18410088
If Dark Strategists were truly incompetent, how has the DLs army gotten as far as it has? Checkmate.

>>18410102
>>/jp/?task=search2&search_filename=shyvana_without_comic_by_elementb13-d4gboi4.jpg
Give it a rest with your dumb MOBA dragon.

>>18410099
>>18410104
>It's because they are too overpower
Daily reminder that this is why people used to hate Lillims and everything associated with them.

>>18410102
Half human, half dragon, half cute.
>>18410108
Give it a rest with the archive autism.

>>18410074
>strategist
ALP DETECTED

>>18410138
Fuck off dude.

https://exhentai.org/g/1185556/5872e27cfe/

>>18410109
That's how MGE monsters work. Anything stronger than a Werecat is the domain of Order heroes and JRPG adventurers

>>18410109
>KC confirmed that monsters will win
>people talk about strong monster girls winning
Shocking, it was only really HFY types that hated Lilims because they were strong. The vast majority of dislike for them came from them being used in stories that didn't fit the role for, much like Manticores used to get flack for.

>>18410220
I wanna turn a Dark Elf Queen into my own personal breeding sow!

>>18410220
I really want to do this with an ice queen or wight.

>>18409140
>Take her to see Black Panther

I'll take her to something wholesome instead. Like a reairing of a New Hope.

>>18410267
Same.
Would do it with her vanilla counterpart too

>>18410220
This is NOT okay

>>18409140
baby bottle <3

>>18409140
>Black Panther
Easy problem to solve since you couldn't pay me to watch cape shit.

>>18410167
Anon. You KNOW this one is real.

>>18410104
They only go on the offensive when they're confronted with a major threat.

It would be cute if a zombie/undead waifu wouldn't be able to see anon if he was sick. Like if he was camoflaged along with the surrounding bacteria.
>Pic may be related

Would you help Sovereign Citizen Whitehorn in her fight against the TOG (Tanuki Occupational Government)?

>>18410339
Yes. I hate tanukis so much that sometimes I think I might have german dragon blood running in my veins.

>>18410339
im glad the tanuki are taking steps to stop those nutjob white horns just because its demon silver doesnt mean you can open fire on any man you see

>>18410285
What?

>>18410339
Sure.
Just bring all unmarried tanukis that aren’t kicked out to me.
I’ll take good care of them!

>>18410254
>The vast majority of dislike for them came from them being used in stories that didn't fit the role for, much like Manticores used to get flack for.
We must make lilims great again

>>18409886
>Stop thinking about dicking dragons
I managed to fuck myself up so bad that everytime I cum I imagine myself doing it inside my dragon. That's what I get for thinking about her way too much, she's part of my daily life.

>>18410339
No. Tanukis deserve love too.
Also, Sovereign Citizens are idiots and should only be laughed at while they try to tell people about their rights that are “displayed in the Articles of Confederation” (which hasn’t been a thing since 1788).

>>18408841
They are also a cute

>>18410339
I would help those White Horns become responsible members of society!

Krakens are kute!

>>18410339
Is she a really fluffy roomba?

>>18410460
No, the artist just didn't feel like drawing legs.

>>18410454
and a nip nong ching chong to you too

>>18410467
Lieutenant Daniel ain't got no legs.

>>18410438
I like to think teenage Shogs enter a rebellious phase akin to their leaving the Old Ones. They are delinquents who make messes and mischief, instead of clean homes with a pure aura.

>>18410109
What? That’s not why Lilims annoyed me at all. I don’t have anything against blatant OPness, that can be fun. Don’t speak for everyone.

Friendly reminder that every father of monstergirls should try daughteur dicking at least once, just to see how it feels of course!

>>18410515
I dicked someone's daughteru and it was pretty nice. We're married now.

>>18410520
How degenerate.

>>18410438
>”Fufu, come on in Anon, the water’s rapturous~”
I wonder how a Shog childhood friend would act. I imagine kinda teasing, but in a way that’s also suggesting she can help take care of everything for you.
>”Fufu, Anon got grounded for not cleaning his room again. Shog could help him keep it clean if he just accepted her offer~”
>”N-no way Shoggy! Cmon, we’re gonna miss the bus!”

>>18410379
>every Tanuki stuck in an another-brick-in-the-wall level harem
The fate they deserve.

>>18410543
>she keeps a shrine to Anon in her room
>like, the middle of her room
>she’s makes absolutely no attempt to hide it when he comes over
>she even tries to show it off to him
>he just tells her to stop stealing his socks and brushes it off
>as he leaves for the day she watches with her same smile as always from the doorway
>”Ah~ one day you will be my mastah, Anon.”
>”Ah~ one day you will have him, my daughter~”
>her mother is standing right behind her in an identical pose
>Dad walks in the background wondering what they’re staring at beforehand shrugging and continuing on

Can vampires be /fit/?

what about tanned?

>>18410609
MGE Vampires tan very easily, but they'd need to keep the session brief before their energy is sapped.

>>18410609
>what about tanned?
Only if they're dumb.

>>18410220
Dark elves are olev

Would a dark elf being a slave to her husband instead considered the most degenerate thing possible?

This mouse slept through Valentine's day, do you still accept her chocolates?

>>18410648
Yes. But there’s a way you can change that; by breeding their queen right in front of the High Council for all to see.

>>18410609
>>18410618
>>18410620
What happens when a Vampire gets tanned?
I hope it’s like when a P’Orc gets tanned.

Mizone

Do alraunes have anuses? I need to know for scientific purposes.

>>18410686
They get all red and itchy and need to have semen rubbed all over their skin.

>>18410693
I'm sure one would be happy to indulge you in that discovery. They do have those fertilizing stakes after all.

>>18410709
>fertilizing stakes
What?

>>18410547
Yeah, that MSU exactly what I plan.
Yep

wife mofu

>>18410716
Those things you stick in the ground to give nutrients to soil. Tried to make that into some sort of euphemism, but I guess that kind of backfired on me.

>>18410655
There's no way I could resist a cute mouse.

>>18410738
Do the desert people punish those who molest the brown canines?

>>18410769
Yes, they go straight to the Shadow Realm!

>>18410726
Mofu

>>18410780
The Shadow Realm doesn't exist.

>>18410738
Don’t molest the part Genie!

>>18410102
>Posts Shyvana
>A product of Anthony Burch's cuckoldry fetish

>>18410609
Chocolate Vampires exist but they're rare.

>>18410800
Yes it does anon, that's where you go when anything bad happens to you!

>>18410813
Anon we've went over this before. Going to the Shadow Realm is just you dying.

>>18410818
No it's not!

Succubus momsters!

>>18410810
Why is this man still allowed to live?

>>18410820
It is.

>>18410818
I thought the Shadow Realm was the Pharaoh's crocodile pit.

>>18410821
>tfw no morrigan mommy

>>18410857
>tfw no Dante uncle

>>18410811
And suddenly you have me in the market for a lady Blacula.

>>18410856
Sounds like an apophis domain.

Indiana Jones: MG Edition.

>>18410821
>Your Succubus momster comes to your high school graduation
>Everyone mistakes her for your older sister
>She now demands you call her onee-chan

>>18410811
Those look suspiciously like botes in Halloween costumes.

>>18410825
No idea, but you can tell League of Legends is drowning the typical faggotry expected of California.

>Shyvana is now a round-about cuckoldry half dragon. Her biological father was just 'her mother's mate' before he decided to raise her.
>Fiora's implied to be asexual or a lesbian.
>Varus was literally turned from a guy on a quest for revenge to two faggots and a demon having a threesome in the same body

>>18410339
I would go innawoods with her

>>18410878
Adventuring in an snake dungeon is better than visiting the MG pyramids.

>>18410043
That actually makes perfect sense.

>>18410454
While it is a nice bit of trivia about real squids and octopi, not all squid species have teeth on their suction cups.

>>18410821
>Anon wants to be edgy, but his momster won't let him.

https://exhentai.org/s/c0a309e64a/1185326-7
https://exhentai.org/s/1c338cf1d2/1185326-24
https://exhentai.org/s/ba1d24557a/1185326-25
https://exhentai.org/s/8094461109/1185326-26
So how long til KC files for copyright infringement?

https://youtu.be/KNJ1B_2b17s

>>18411033
! !

>>18410693
I find it more likely they would release any waste they produce similar to how plants do, like through their roots and into the ground. Through their leaves too, recall that for plants oxygen is actually a waste product created by photosynthesis.

For sexy times though, sure, there is probably a hole there. Recall too that all monsters are "half human" in a sense.

>>18410856
Shadow Games in the original Yu-Gi-Oh were just a sort of 'Your soul is at stake' sort of situation. Yugi himself killed several people with them in the manga before the children's card games and Pegasus turned Bandit Keith's hand into a revolver, his index finger as the barrel before shooting himself in the head.

>>18411027
The H-scenes in the game are pretty crap, the voice acting is garbage and the animation is poorly done and just looks silly.

>>18411044
>spoiler
That is 200% fuced. In America.

I want to get whacked off by the Mofu Mafia!

>>18411027
>https://exhentai.org/s/1c338cf1d2/1185326-24
This art is actually pretty good even though the artist went the lazy route with the Golems design.

>>18411055
I wanna be the admiral of the Mofu Fleet!

>>18411044
To be fair, Keith was trying to kill him first wasn't he?

>>18411047
Is the game good? As in, is it worth playing for some monster girl porn?

>>18411055
Best way to go about this is to go in the mofu bar, spend all night having fun and then reveal that you have no money to pay them.

>>18411033
>>18411038
I want to blow raspberries on my Anubis wife's tummy runes!

>>18411078
Not really. I downloaded it to check out the full scenes with voice but they're all kinda subpar.
It's worth a shot if you're desperate for monster girl porn but the designs for the girls aren't the only things that feel uninspired and lacking creative effort.

>>18411085
But what if she's really ticklish down there?

Would you eat out a centaur?

>>18411080
I want to have non-lewd fun with a Mofu hostess all night and then be surprised that she didn't actually like me and start to cry when she asks for payment!

>>18411095
All the better! Would be fun to start doing that when she's trying to be serious, and she ends up red-faced and giggling on our bed!

>>18411027
Cheap knock off or not, that Hellhound clone is pretty cute.

You nerds got any cool MGs yet?

Gonna marry that eel!

>>18411091
>It's worth a shot if you're desperate for monster girl porn
I haven't had some new good MG porn in a while so I can take anything at this point.

Also, you don't happen to have a mega/torrent? I can't seam to find one.

>>18411105
>not already licking the sloppy horse pussy.

>>18411150
>>not already licking the sloppy seconds horse pussy.
Please no.

>>18411131
No.

>>18411150
I'd rather eat out her front pussy while fucking the horse pussy.

>>18410995

The Pyramid """Adventure"""
>Built by slaves
>Treasure is well guarded and probably cursed
>4, 5 MG varieties tops
>Lego bricks on floor
>One person can solo it or cheese the whole thing by hiring a grape-snake

The Dungeon Experience
>Artisinally designed and master-crafted
>Treasure sitting about in pirate chests
>Infinite varieties of MGs
>Half a dozen people enter, 0-6 leave.

Big Bad Wolves

>Join us anon

>>18411209
No.

>>18411209
Happily, though I'm sure I'll just be a third wheel.

>>18411183
So that one part of Dragon's Dogma?

>>18411140
https://sukebei.pantsu.cat/view/2396257
Actually try searching a little bit, maybe.

>>18411105
Of course you should! After all she worked so hard to build you a perfect harem and she even trained the other girls, it's only normal that you'd at least eat her out while pounding another one of your wives.
You should also try to impregnate her first so that all your future daughters have a Bicorn onee-san to look up to.

>>18411175
Hot

>>18411175
This sounds like the kind of fetish that has a huge potential, but it feels off somehow.
Even that picture is not all that arousing.

>>18411183
You go in the Pyramid if you want to marry a brown skinned monster girl.
You go to the Dungeon if you want a memorable once-in-a-lifetime experience.

>>18411183
>Infinite varieties of MGs.

A Dungeon Raiju blocks your path!

>>18411257
Remember, if your Raiju daughters get in trouble, you need to ground them!

>>18411257
Slap her with rubber gloves!

>>18411257
I ready my weapons and also tell her I have a fat fetish!
Should I roll intimidate?

>>18411257
Shocking? Lets change it to choking hazard

>>18411133
Not if I marry her first!

>>18411282
Commit suicide.

>>18411133
She won't need to make you slip into her cleavage anymore, now she can just ask you to motorboat her and you have to accept since you married her. Otherwise she has the right to pout and cook beans for dinner instead of meat.

>>18411251
Think of the wild ahegaoing she'd do from having two pussies stimulated at once.

>>18411319
But she’s not a wisp

Megane pandas!

Left or right?

>>18411452
The only acceptable option is both.

>>18411168
Weak.

I would take a bag of gold and a gem while the dragons distracted
That way, she be too busy defending her vast fortune to notice a tiny bit of it gone

>>18411452
left

>>18411375
Doesnt it hurt a horse if they're on their backs?

How long until it's the year of the wan?

>>18411542
You are month and half late

>>18411549
Fuk, anubis will kill me if i dare to come close of home today...

>>18411559
Not if you assfuck her first.

Won't be long now...

>>18411630
>8 months
>not long

>>18411622
>my ass hurts
>I want to go out
>I was supposed to be building pyramids for the Pharaoh
Poor schedule dog.

>>18411622
putting the butt in anubutt

>>18411622
Stop this slander, Anubi are not addicted to anal!

>>18411539
Well she isn't really a horse.

Plus, horses do roll around on their backs for fun sometimes.

>>18411027
How do you fuck up something as basic as a Gargoyle

>>18411499
I'd add a small amount to a dragon's hoard everytime she was distracted and I was nearby. That way she'd be so confused she wouldn't even notice me becoming part of it.

>>18411656
Yeah! They can quit any time they want to, they just don't want to! Also, their husband likes it, so there!

>>18411658
I mean, given their most recent story it's pretty easy to fuck up the art as well.

*lewd flaying noises*

>>18411274

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>18411771
Hit her with a rubber stick!

>>18411209
Sure, but can my friend join?

>>18411860
Of course!

>>18411860
I'm ready for some hot bisexual plant on bisexual plant on husband action.

>>18411838
Why not just throw caution to the wind and force her into a full-on rubber bondage gimp outfit anon?

>>18411860
>>18411878
Dear goodness think of how lewd this would be.
Think of how happy Tentacle-chan would be being able to let loose.

>>18411884
t.KDF

>>18411771
She has some
w i d e
eyes.

>>18411884
Fuck off Quicksilver.

>>18411879
I recognize this aragami! Gonna eat her out with my big sword.

>>18411884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcxAHC-NAKs

>>18411900
>>18411909
Right on schedule.

>>18411890
It'd be something. Tons of tentacles and nectar everywhere, every inch of everyone being groped and squished together. It's almost garden time, makes me want to plant some tentacle and alraune seeds.

>>18411917
Oh, yes.

>>18411884
Reminder that rubber experiences electric breakdown when exposed to very high voltages like those from a pent up Raiju.

>be alien from the fuckknowswhere sector in whocares
>be in charge of training diplomats for all kinds of species so no one starts glassing anyone because of a misunderstanding
>again
>today, teach class on humans
>normally, you'd start with the point where a species started forming a culture which it would then develop
>humans aren't really normal in that regard
>sure, they had their starts in an all-too-common fashion, but if you'd start there everyone would just be confused
>for humans, a massive change occurred, not too long before they became part of the intergalactic community
>in an event which revitalized -still ongoing, even now- research on the multi-dimension-theory, the human home world was flooded with a variety of different races of human-compatible females, all of whom had different characteristics and abilities
>there were called monsters then, though today they are simply considered human females
>what followed was a genocide of the original human females
>not in a bloody slaughter, although some were corrupted into monsters, indistinguishable from the others
>they were simply out-bred, males preferring the monsters, and within a few generations they went extinct
Before anyone freaks out, the "no male kids" issue was fixed before the portals opened[/

>>18409951
Okay, was just making sure because the last thread died soon after I made that post

>>18412013
Meh, nothing wrong with a species evolving and adapting.

>>18412013
>>>/tg/

>>18412013
Go away.

>>18412013
the beauty of evolution

>replying to it

>>18412111
What if I reply to you anon? What are you going to do about that, huh?

I've been informed that there are mofus lurking in this thread at this very moment!

>>18412070
Nah, /tg/ would have humanity uniting and exterminating the monsters.

>>18412013
Are the ayys also monster girls?

>>18411725
I'm conflicted. At first I liked Flayers because they are addictive to molest and squeeze, but then Nighguants appeared who are literally built for that. It's a conundrum.

>>18412217
Some of them.

>>18412217
Some monster girls are ayys but not all ayys are monster girls.

>>18412212
>Conflict between those who want to exterminate the monsters at any cost vs those who want to figure out a way to coexist

Reminds me of God Eater, for sure.

>>18412181
They're totally harmless.

>>18412273
My crippling mofu addiction says otherwise.

>>18411958
This is true. Believe it or not, it would be safer for you to wear a medieval suit of armor.
Of course, they aren't nearly as attractive and come with their own sets of problems.

>>18412273
Thats what the MIA wants you to think
They're monitoring you stay safe anons!

>>18412273
Nice try, mofu.

>>18411202
>yharnam dating service

>>18412212
Well it's a little more complicated then that.

Don't shoot me, I just like to browse /tg/ from time to time.

Essentially you have the classical paladinfags which tend to see MGE has an analogue to warhammer (mainly because the chief god is out licking her wounds and the fact corruption is spreading slowly, but surely.)
Then you got the worldbuilders who want the thread to move away from MGE has the main source and wanted to remove corruption or at least some countermeasure to it.
Then finally you got the source material guys who want the thread to be like /jp/'s thread and maybe talk about it in a rpg sense too.

>>18412425
don't waste images on retarded shit

>>18411917
No. No. No. No. NO.
Why do I have a boner? I swear I’m not a degenerate.

>>18412431
Cry more faggot.

>>18412445
Nice one guy

>Be merchant trader on his way to new city with family
>Traveling by Galleon, because sea travel is quicker
>Also luxurious as fuck, and being a trader you can afford it
>Everything is going well
>Pleasant sea breeze carries the scent of salty air into your lungs
>The sun is bright and high in the sky
>You're lazing on the deck pleasantly sharing some exotic cocktails with the captain
>Wife and kid are snoozing below decks
>This is the life you had always wanted
>The captain is a minotaur pirate
>Her husband is the first mate
>Suddenly the ship lurches to a halt
>In the middle of the ocean
>You hear the man in the crows nest yell out "We must have hit a reef"
>What the fuck is going on
>Cocktail spilled all over your clothes
>What the fucks a reef doing out in the middle of the sea
>Ship begins creaking and groaning
>Suddenly one of the masts is dragged into the sea by a large powerful tentacle
>Second mast topples over the grille that leads to the under decks
>White tentacles rise up out of the water to envelop the ship, Minotaur captain is furious, and bellows to her shipmates
>Massive tentacle envelops the captain and drags her off the side of the boat into the azure sea below
>Ship begins to slowly sink
>Deck is now devoid of life, some sailors got shredded by loose ropes and falling rigging
>Others already jumped into the sea
>You hear cries for help as you see your family trapped under the wooden grille
>The water is up to their waists
>Suddenly a Kraken appears on deck
>She asks you whether you want to go down with the ship, and drown with your family or whether you'd rather live together with her in the black abyss under the waves
>You take a look at your wife and child struggling for air
>You beg the kraken to help you lift the mast off of the grille and let them out
>She agrees to it, but only if you join her in the blackness
>You accept, and she Quickly envelops you with her tentacles and drags you into the ocean
>Your wife and child left to die below decks
>She begins giggling softly, and whispers how you two are going to be alone, and spend a lot of quality time together, and no whores from a past life will come between you
>You try to drown yourself because of the sorrow, but death does not come, as you find the kraken has given you the ability to breathe water

>He's just straight up copypasting old bait into the thread now
This is fucking pathetic.

>>18412371
Honestly, i'm one of the worldbuilder fags who thinks KC actual lore and that "muh hentai setting is not supossed to make sense" mentality is pure shit. I want immersion, if i wanted to fap i would have watched porn already. Nothing wrong with wanting to have adventures with your waifu in a meaningful world.

The only reason i put up with this thread is probably the fact that this is the least degenerate community out there. Seriously, you wouldn't believe how many faggots out there accept monsterboys.

>>18412486
>"if i wanted to fap i would have watched porn already."
>he says while discussing a series entirely dedicated to whacking your dick to sexy monsters.
I don't understand you my guy.

>>18412473
The sad thing is that there's way more explosive bait out there he could use that he's never posted but he's just using reheated garbage.

Trolling used to mean something but this is low effort shit. Next thing you know he's going to be posting animal control.

Gyaru elves?

>>18412497
>He thinks it's a porn setting first and foremost
>Not a waifuist escapism fantasy that also has porn

>>18412497
The problem is that this setting is like those hentai games where you forget to fap because you get too distracted with the game itself or the story.

I can't honestly remember a day where i actually fapped to something MGE related.

>>18412505
That's a lovely smile.

>>18412486
I prefer a couple of things that don't make sense and some hand waving over the kind of shit "worldbuilders" would turn the setting into if given the chance.
>>18412511
KC and Japan seem to think otherwise, look at 90% of the art and stories the eastern side of the fandom put out. If you haven't noticed already it's all focused on sex, suggestive things or corruption.
It's only really the western side that latched onto it as a cutesy waifu thing.

>Going to grandmother's birthday.
I can only imagine how it would go over if you had to take a monster girl to meet the grandparents.

Can you imagine how a dragon or lich would be 'welcomed'?'
Especially if they happen to be older than your grandparents?

https://exhentai.org/g/878247/15fe7a826c/

>>18412486
You gotta understand that’s not what everyone’s in it for though, and this thread tends to lean more in the direction of it just being a fantasy feel good fap setting where it’s fine to handwave stuff if it’s sexy and fun. That doesn’t mean your or my or their tastes are bad or that it should be one way or the other, but to some degree deferral must be made as it’s a single continuous thread unwarranted for further splitting.
Niche of a niche, in other words, and I feel for you cause I know what it feels like being in that position, but it is what it is. I like my Okayadon without worrying or giving any thought to explanation.

>>18412545
>If you haven't noticed already it's all focused on sex, suggestive things or corruption.
You'll notice how I said 'first and foremost'. I never said it wasn't about porn.
>It's only really the western side that latched onto it as a cutesy waifu thing.
WhereDoYouThinkWeAre.jpg

>>18412551
God tier doujin.

>>18412545
That's why headcanon exists.

But seriosuly, at this point the western and eastern fandoms are two separated things. The only reason we still follow the same setting is that no westerner can pull something like the original MGE.

>>18412566
This. I feel bad for people that want to make it more of a true ‘setting’ and sometimes even enjoy a very mild degree of that talk but overall I’m here for things what make my peepee get big, and don’t really care if the explanation is just Mamanobama.

>>18412433
Welcome to hell, anon!

>fandom
That disgusting word, that vile abomination of grammar. I retch at it’s indulgent, degenerate debasement of the imagination of decent folk.

How does the thread feel about beta orbiter monstergirls?

>>18412600
>”Mastah Lovecraft, please come back to bed~”
>”Foul! Innumerable! Unspeakable horror! And I bet he was Italian!”
>”Hrrm. Mastah, would did we say about being mean to people different than us?”

>>18412570
>You'll notice how I said 'first and foremost'. I never said it wasn't about porn.
But by saying that you're completely wrong and you have to be completely oblivious to everything in the profiles and most of the official art to come to that conclusion.
>WhereDoYouThinkWeAre.jpg
Where we are doesn't change what the setting being talked about is, that's like saying because edgy forums that talk about MGE exist that it must be an edgy setting.
>>18412575
>The only reason we
>we

>>18412575
Again, you need to cool it on the applying your point of view to everyone else in the thread thing.

>>18412608
I don't know about the thread but I think they are cute.

>>18412626
>Where we are doesn't change what the setting being talked about is
>"It's only really the western side that latched onto it as a cutesy waifu thing."
This entire argument started over a guy not understanding why an anon would just go look at porn if he wanted to fap. Use it for whatever you like, nobody's going to kick your door down if you do something different.

Cocky/Dominatrix monster girls make me diamonds

>>18412646
>>18412608
what mgs would be 'beta orbiters'?

>>18412616
I kind of dislike shogs because if she assimilates your house you don't really get a say what happens anymore and she can assume direct control of your life whenever she wants.

>>18412671
Ditto what you said, only remove ‘kind of dis’

>>18412550
>have a Lich waifu
>she’s not as old as some are only being the ripe old age of 119
>apparently when she died an older Lich took her in as an assistant
>take her to your grandmothers 90th birthday party to introduce her
>your grandmother instantly recognizes her and asks how she came to live again
>apparently your waifu was your grandmothers English teacher in high school who died during the Great Depression
>guess it’s a small world after all

>>18412666
Dogs, harpies and bugs. Maybe alps too.

>>18412608
>>18412666
What’s a “beta orbiter”?

>>18412671
Only if she does the Harbinger “Assuming direct control” phrase whenever she does it.

>>18412654
What I mean is that the western fans warping it into cutesy non-lewd stuff or edgy shit doesn't change the fact it was originally meant to be porn by the creator's intentions.

>>18412608
>Anon is the first human boy to enroll in a high class former all-girl school in monstertown
>He didn't realize that when he enrolled, he just picked it because it was close to his house
>After class the first day a group of girls corner him and he waits for the impending rape
>Instead they tell him, while spilling spaghetti everywhere, that they're a club dedicated to protecting the new male students
>They invite him to their clubroom and offer to walk him home after school
What monsters would you have in your white-knight dweeb harem?

>>18412013
>tfw no mamono-human stellar empire
>You will never serve in the navy under a demon captain

>>18412713
If you want to police the guy for thinking it as something else, then you do you man.

>>18412686
It's like in an MMO one of those guys that hang around female players and do stuff for them and give them items just because they're girls. That but in real life. Cringy M'lady level stuff.

>>18412722
a wisp cuz i'd kill myself

>>18412713
And, for the record, KC himself usually doesn’t care what you do with it unless you’re [Literally Grigori]. He does make a point to say on things like pics of two MGs being yuri “Nice pic! That’s not how it would happen in the setting, but I love seeing fanart!” but otherwise do what you wanna do.
But much like I wouldn’t go into the warhammer thread and say ‘hey guys let’s not take this too seriously’, so should one understand when they come to the /jp/ MG thread that there’s an acceptable range of topic at hand

>>18412722
I’d be fine with this that.
Dweebs can be cute

>>18412722
Low level ones, like the were-series and maybe slimes I guess.

>>18412722
What happens if I secretly rape them one by one?

>>18412722
Centaur who thinks she’s a knight but is more a plush nerd
Weresheep who prefers to sleep through club meetings
Trumpart (the lazy kind) who never thought they’d actually have to come in contact with a boy and always hides half in her card
Tanuki who’s actually pretty chill and normal, just a bit nerdy
And a humongously busty Ara-Ara Dark Mage upperclassman who is just having oh so much fun being young again~~~

>>18412763
>And a humongously busty Ara-Ara Dark Mage upperclassman who is just having oh so much fun being young again~~~
Would she help show me around? I get lost easily.

>>18412737
>He does make a point to say on things like pics of two MGs being yuri “Nice pic! That’s not how it would happen in the setting, but I love seeing fanart!
He doesn't even say that, he just says it would be difficult or a rare occurrence. I mean he has no grounds to say what's going on in the art wouldn't happen when he's drawn it himself.
But overall yes I agree with the tone of your post. I just wish there was somewhere to discuss MGE a bit more faithfully. Everywhere english speaking seems to have an issue that makes discussing certain things about the setting hard but for all the faults these threads have they're still pretty great and easily the best place to talk about monster girls.

>>18412722
Nerdy Christ-chan Demon, Senior, club president
Maximum spaghetti 8 foot tall muscle-bound linebacker Salamander, Senior, vice president
Tiny shy Holst with only a C cup, Freshman
Vanilla high elf, Sophomore
Social anxiety Echidna, Junior

>>18412431
It made me laugh, so it's not a waste

>>18412751
They stop being beta orbiters and become a regular harem, I guess

CC vampires

>>18412870
Wouldn't all vampires be cc?
They live forever.

>>18412878
She's only CC if she's both over the age of 25 and unmarried.

>>18412878
It's possible she'd get married before reaching that point. I imagine it's more a state of mind/personality thing for the immortal types though.

>>18412878
You could get lucky and find one of those rare young vampire maidens

>>18412722
>a 12/10 bombshell Succubus who’s never even talked to a male before
>who’s the President
>a total White Knight Centaur girl who gets in trouble all the time because she wears her jousting gear to school
>she’s the Vice President
>a shy Monoeye secretary who if she didn’t have to read the last meetings notes wouldn’t say anything
>gamer Cheshire who just wants you to play shitty anime games with her
>slightly /k/ Lizardman who blames her love problems not on the fact that she’s a beta girl who can’t form sentences when talking to males, but instead blames it all on Tanukis

https://youtu.be/REsbqg43TTY

She sees your ___.

>>18412945
Inheritance fund.

>>18412945
Unsullied virgin penis

>>18412945
Undying love for her.

>>18412945
Diamond hard boner.
Or smile.

>>18412545
>KC and Japan seem to think otherwise, look at 90% of the art and stories the eastern side of the fandom put out. If you haven't noticed already it's all focused on sex, suggestive things or corruption.
>It's only really the western side that latched onto it as a cutesy waifu thing.
To them it's all the same thing

>>18412907
>their club advisor is their haku teacher who doesn't know a thing about men amd monster relations
>for the longest time she though she was pregnant after you both accidently touched hands one time

>>18412988
Dumb old hag.

>>18412545
Cutesy waifu stuff doesn't preclude sexual content.
Quite a lot of the nips' short stories are cutesy AND sexual. "Cute date with monster girl and then sex" and that sort of thing.

>>18412992
She's 17!

>>18413003
Really?

>>18413003
Yeah, and how many zeroes after?

>>18412776
>”Of course~!!!”
>Clasps your hand and starts bouncing down the hall in random directions without any real goal or rhyme or reason
>after a while she stops and puts a finger to her chin
>”Hmmm~ I think I’m lost~ oh well!”
>creates a portal to the club room and yanks you in, where you fall into her breasts as she giggles

>>18413003
1,700*
Still perfect Christmas Cake sugar mommy material nonetheless.

Liliraunes are olev.

>>18413020
What club have I been dragged into?

>>18413034
>”Ooohh~ this doesn’t look like the white-knight club~”
>you look around at the faces of staring lamias, all piercing gazes at you while some of them gulp
>on the wall, a banner:
>”Welcome new members! Traditional Lamia Club”

>>18413042
But wait, the Dark Mage isn't a Lamia? Or is she?

>>18412945
Dragonator

>>18411131
Cooler than cool

>>18412988
Oh my lord I’d love to find out my sugar momma Otohime was once a famous idol! I wonder what her hit song would be?

How do you calm your angry momster.

>>18413042
>Traditional
Please don't eat me!

>>18413143
By letting her play with my daughteru.

>>18413143
tell her about you knocked up one of your teachers

>>18413143
I'd tell her I want to make her my woman tonight, but that would just get her excited rather than calm her down

Do dragons like chocolate coins?
Or would they be upset its not real gold coins?

>>18413169
And that's how anon got raped until his momster was pregnant with more of his children than that homewrecker hussie

>>18413200
They love it. It's what they collect on halloween and one of their favorite sweets.

>>18413200
This is a serious dilemma for dragon daughterus. I can only imagine one eating they coins while teary-eyed that they weren't real gold

>>18413200
>>18413214
I'm convinced threadcanon monsters are just devolving into wurms

>>18413214
>"How are they sweetie?"
> Daughteru gives a little sniff, unwraps one and informs its "Delicious"

>>18413258
>complains about threadcanon stupidity while using wurms as a barometer for stupid
Extreme Thinks

>>18413258
Anon please, we are talking about baby dragon daughterus. There is no way they'd notice the difference at first.

>>18413273
>However, their intelligence is extremely low, their thoughts are simple, and basically all they think about is mating with human males.

>>18413022
Go away with posting shit from shoggocks

Someone save that poor elf!

>>18413304
time to get the agent orange

>>18413304
>someone commissioned best plant
I guess this is how an elf without mamono mana gets corrupted.

>>18412469
Wait, so how do Krakens knock over larger ships? I mean they don't look particularly large, so there's no way their tentacles could get the power they need to knock a ship over like a galleon, I can easily see a dinghy or similar sized, anything larger then that would become difficult to next to impossible.

>>18413314
Just give them a man and they'll be fine.

>>18413328
We have one of two options
1. They can actually shift their size
2. They simply have very strong tentacles

>>18413337
I like the first option.

>>18413331
>posting camera pictures when the web profiles exist
Why.

>>18413356
Because the web profiles don't have the extra art you dingus.

You wouldn't hire a pair of plumbers to save the prince from a degenerate filthy lilim right?

>>18413379
Holy fuck they're so fat.

I want more indulgent dark elf mistress or just more dark elf culture stuff in general like last thread.

>>18413365
I'll take easier reading over a photo in a dimly lit room any day.

http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=forced-freedom

>>18413379
Lilims are neither filthy nor degenerate!

Is a dark skinned vampire called count chocula?

>>18413379
I want to see them wrapped around my dick

>>18413425
I'd also approve of Lady Blacula, especially if she has an equally deep, sultry voice.

>>18413425
No.
She'd be Countess Chocula