/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>18368609
1st for bullying lilim.

>>18368610
Lilims deserve hugs, not bullying!

>>18368609
Risky choice of OP, I like it.

>monster girl thread is archived
>feel nothing for that many seconds
>new thread is made
>all is well again

>>18368633
Danke.

>>18368621
Anyone with pointed ears deserves to be bullied! Look at those things they're practically to be teased!

>>18368643
Druella just wants world peace.

>>18368637

Wendi's, we have the meats

>>18368665

>>18368660
A noble cause but I just like to tease.

>>18368665
In our pants.

>Divorced couple reuniting during Lescatie bombings under the influence of mamano mana
>Black and White, Date Unknown

>>18368665
Wendi's Old-fashioned stretchy anime meat!

>>18368727
This wouldn't happen

I'm in love.

>>18368609
monstergirls with human feet > monstergirls without human feet

>>18368768
Monstergirls with faux/no feet >>>> all

>>18368778
Automaton >

>>18368797
Automaton is superior.

I want an Ushi whose seal is actually effective. With it on, despite having the body of a rape machine, is genteel and decent, but still fiercely devoted and loving. She can live and work in the Zipangu village and hosts a spectacular tea service while she looks gorgeous in a kimono that matches her seal. Once the seal comes off though, it’s full steam ahead on the rape train with no breaks in sight.

>>18368778
Scout, standard, heavy, what other models of ajtoaton are there?

>>18368760
>Dazed by stealth
So a surprise kiss is the key

>>18368797
cout << “Automations are the best” << endl;

>>18368799
Automanee best Automaton.

>>18368809
>cout
I will use damn near anything aside from iostream.

>>18368778
By that logic then Mantangos are better than Most MGs. And that’s just wrong.

>Not even a day and thread archived
Just in case, Victory and Defeat chapter 4 is up.
https://pastebin.com/dXvbH4RE

>>18368803
I'm imagining that really intense moment when you first take off the seal, and she looks at you totally unrestrained but still sort of docile, as if to say that she loves the peaceful time spent together just as much as turning your pelvis to dust.

>>18368821
System.out.println(“I love Automations!”);

>>18368768
But she doesn't have human feet, just roots.

>>18368760
A soft and cuddly Onee-chan High Orc would be the TITS

>>18368831
she removes her headband
wicked smile upon her lips
pelvis is now shattered

>>18368733
Gray haired Wendigo cooking up square meats for her pigtail Wendigo daughter, Wendigos running nearly every fast food chain

>>18368805
The ancients responsible for their creation probably developed Automatons suited for medical roles.

>>18368768
nope

>>18368843
Except for Taco Bell. They still employ fucking idiots who can’t make a goddamn burrito correctly.

>>18368831
Is it possible to have sex with an Ushi Oni while she is still wearing her seal?

It's a weird feeling. Too afraid to take the first step in a new direction of writing genre for fear of being typecast.

Why is she pissed off?

>>18368871
Just write what you want to write.

>>18368861
Unless it makes her puss disappear, I'm sure it's possible unless it becomes more of a "not tonight honey, I've got a headache" kind of deal. I'd like to imagine she's still really cuddly and clingy though.

>>18368861
Yes?
Default rape train Ushi is when they've got it ON.

>>18368872
I ate all her chocolate covered fruits that she was saving for dessert.

>>18368831
>The next morning you are watching TV under the komatsu
>She brings you a tray of milk and breakfast
>”No tea?”
>’Milk is better for my darling’s bones. If you eat all your breakfast, you can have some of the mochi I’m working on!’
>”Thanks dear!”
>Not a bad way to spend a day in a cast

>>18368854
Taco Bell hires wurms for cheap labor

Whats the worst a barefeet assassin can step into?

>>18368892
So whats the difference with an ushi having her seal on vs not? Will she be more violent? More than usual I mean.

>>18368908

legos

>>18368905
No that’s just an unfair potshot to Wurms, because even they know what the fuck goes in a burrito and quesadilla.
In short; FUCK TACO BELL

>>18368908
i want her to step on my face after letting me massage scented soothing salves onto her soles

>>18368908
My dick

oh wait, that would be the best thing

>>18368912
KC hasn't said, but taking it off can't be good for your health or your immediate surroundings.

Ideas for consensual corruption stories?

>>18368935
A man "corrupts" a lesbian monstergirl straight.

>>18368912
>>18368926
>It's a seal, or rather a talisman. It's purpose is to hold back the sexual desires of the Ushi-Oni. The sexual desires are in that held back state. Taking it off is a bad idea!
From the q&a.

>>18368908
Parasite slime.

>>18368872
A last-minute change to her routine

>>18368946
Oh, hey.
I wasn't far off then.

>>18368942
This is my fetish.

>>18368935
>human wife is sick/injured/disabled
>transforming may help
>do some research and figure out how to make it go smoothly
>stay close to her and help her through it as she changes

>>18368935
Wife finds out her husband has fetish for monstergirls, and intentionally gets corrupted into his favourite type. Pretty standard stuff. Although, it could also work really well if she was a yandere stalker instead.

>>18368942
No thanks.

>>18368935

I want to bully a bully.

>>18368935
Just make up some more “Let’s Get Monsterized!” Episodes and go from there. Please I beg of you. Since I just pretty much lost $125 on people scamming me on commissions (when that could’ve gone to my bills). I just want anything involving my Amy right now.

>>18368989
>you will never bully a baphomet and tell her that tits > dfc
life is suffering

>>18368996
If they truly scammed you can't you just charge it back anon?

>>18368960
>>18368966
These are good.
>>18368996
Might work too, I did really like the idea.

That sucks man. I won't promise you anything because I'm kind of flaky with my ideas like that.

>>18369000
I want to go beyond. I want to bully a bully monster girl while she's bullying another monster girl.

If i do it correctly i can probably bully indirectly that one monster girl who got bullied.

>>18368975
Why not?

>>18368989
I want to bully a belly.
The little tum of Oppai loli Kitsune!

>>18369006
I tried talking with PayPal and the best they could tell me was “don’t give out your money so freely”.

>>18369020
I will bully a pregnant echidna via tickling

>>18368908
Legos

>>18369023
What if she miscarries?

>>18369028
You have a dick for a reason, anon.

>>18369028
delet this

>>18369022
Feels bad, anon. Did the artist just ghost you or something? Personally, I've had experience where some artists go away for weeks/months and then come back.

>>18369026
RAN NO

>>18369022
To the best of my knowledge, PayPal usually doesn't go "Too bad." Try this: https://www.paypal.com/us/selfhelp/article/how-do-i-request-a-refund-faq406

>>18369018
Lesbians.

>>18369008
>spoiler
No worries anon. I just like the fact people still like the idea after I’ve spurged out about it so much.

>>18369045
Yeah but she won't be a lesbian for long, the point is to corrupt her straight.

>>18369022
The majority of internet artists are self important assholes. Don’t let them get their way, pay upon completion. If you don’t they’ll just pull a Ryan Gosling copypasta and try to ignore it saying they were tired and ‘just dealing with a lot right now I’ll get around to it I promise’. I am truly sorry, friend.

>>18368948
Not a fan of parasite slimes but I gotta say that blonde is a fucking qt

>>18369028
Wont happen,i will make sure she is full of daugherus and dick

its just gonna be gentle tickling while she lays down on the bed anon,probably while i feed her her favorite dessert or craving

>>18369043
Thanks but I’ve already opened a dispute with the “artist” on PayPal, so hopefully he gets banned and can’t scam anyone else.

>>18369040
Yeah he went ghost after taking my money. Won’t answer my emails and his “phone number” is disconnected.

>>18368948
I always thought that the slimes should have become more like friends to the girls instead of predatory to them.

>>18369060
>Ryan Gosling copypasta
What?

>>18368996
>>18369022
The only way Paypal doesn't give your money back in such a situation is if you sent the money as a gift instead of paying for goods/services. Which if you did, then that's on you for being fucking retarded. Otherwise, you're making this shit up for attention.

>>18369080
Lurk more newfag

>>18368996
I wouldn’t dare promise anything, but if the mood strikes, I’ll write up a season 2

>>18369080
I saw Kenkou Cross at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>18369080
Huh, I always thought it started with Kanye.

>>18369097
very important question right here.

Was the girl at the counter a Holst?

>"Otouto, I can calculate pi to the one billionth decimal point, and yet I do not possess enough memory to count the ways in which I love you."
Automanee is too good for a meatbag like me

>>18368996
>>18369022
Which artists? Most are really chill.

>>18369113
It actually started with Flying Lotus.

>>18369097
kek

>>18369114
Honey Bee actually

>>18368996
What were you trying to commission?

>A group of friends are having a drink at their local pub.
>"Guys, this is my cousin, John. He's in town for a few days. John, that's Dale…"
>"Hey there."
>"… that's Mike…"
>"Yo."
>"oh, and that's Anon."
>"*squid noises*"

>>18369115
Goddammit, where were these automaton onee-chans when i had math homework back in school?

>>18369132
oneesan is there to help you and breach fortresses, not do it for you.

>>18369131
I am be angerous now

>>18369132
You can't just use your onee-san to do your homework for you, anon. She'll help you find the answer on your own, then reward you after with some onee-pussy

>>18369115
>"You're the best Automanee! I wanna play with you forever!"
>"Directive received. Recalibrating Timescale- Complete. Yes Otouto. F o r e v e r."
>"Yay!"
>"Yaaaaaay."

>>18369131
>"And the Mindflayer Anon is attached to is Lilly"
>"Hello~"

>>18369116
>Most are really chill.
You mean that most put on facade of chill but fly off the fucking handle given the appropriate stimulus.

>>18369122
I want a 50's era personality Honey Bee gf. With a big phat booty.

>>18369156
Due to their nature as magitech monstergirls in an almost-fantasy setting, how would Automatons actually converse without talking like sci-fi robots?

>>18369116
That's bullshit. Its not the place for it, but I will never let that slide. Internet artists can be nice people outside of their art but I know maybe three who actually have any sense of a work ethic that's semi-acceptable, and if you rightfully call them on it they just go on a tirade and refuse to do your project, and if you were gipped enough to pay them before will ignore until you threaten some sort of extra involvement trying to get it back to you in refund.

>>18369183
I'd imagine they'd talk fairly normally, or maybe act a bit like maids and/or kuuderes.

>>18368996
There are people out there who try to, and can succeed, to scam artists. But I believe quite a few people don't think of the opposite.
Sorry about that dude, hope you get that back. Who was it btw?

>>18369156
>tfw you accidentally program your Automanee to be a yandere
Y-yay! right g-guys?

>>18369122
I need more pics of bee girls.

>>18369183
One can talk in an efficient and mathematical manner even without being a robot, so I personally don't see an issue with the actual robot stand ins talking like so. Maybe they wouldn't beep and boop but I like them still being robokuus overall.

>>18369156
Automanee interpreting your childish whims as direct orders is great.
>'your hugs are so good, onee-chan. I wish there were more of you so I could get more hugs.'
>"Activating Scanners. Range: the world."
>she flys off and comes back with four girls who look exactly like her, albeit as different species

>>18369197
>"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED."
>"GAOOO?!"

>>18369197
>"Oneesan, do you think amazons get fat?"
>Anon opens the door to his room to see a pudgy, cursing amazon being held down by automanee.
>"Oneesan, do you think baphomets have sensative horns?"
>Finds a baphomet on the couch, bound up and with 'Touch Me' post-it notes on her horns
>"Oneesan, do minotaurs make milk?"
>Anon finds a glass of milk on the table and a beet red minotaur who keeps giving the automaton nervous looks

I want Automatons to stop bullying Tigers!

>>18369229
Automanee is scary.

>>18369235
Then tigers need to get good.
In fact, I think I can help by selling them some 'suppliments' made from mino-milk

>>18369079
Like this?

>>18369245
They just don't know how to react when an Automaton picks them up and then holds them in place while a small boy rubs their belly.

>>18369242
What's really scary is that a bunch of them have the same serial code. I'm pretty sure there was a factory cranking out unlicensed clones before their civilization collapsed or whatever.

>>18369253
THey just gotta get stronger is all, and I can make a few bucks doing it.

>>18369253
It could be worse, the young boy could be a teenager using his Automaton to sate his curiosity about women.

>>18369168
Not every artist is buck you know.
>>18369185
>muh work ethic
It's a side job for many artists that they do when they can while they study or work as their main thing. I've worked with enough of them to know that they're open to "hey how's it coming along?" type of enquiries and general prodding but judging from your post you're probably the type to have the tact of an elephant.

>"Whooyeah! Ayy, sup guy! You came back! Cmon, I just started!"

>>18369300
I wouldn't mind a workout buddy, helps me push myself better.
Her having some rocking titties helps.

>>18369300
Do Minos get off on working out?

>>18369251
Sure!

R8 me. Also post top tens.

>>18369331
God damn it, every fucking time.

>>18369256
Automatons aren't scary, anon.

>>18369331
I don't understand.

>>18369313
That's the spirit!
>"PHew! Good shit, man, good shit. Hey, uh, I'll give you a cooldown massage if you give me one. Cmon, I'll even let ya go first!"
>>18369319
Some do, for sure. But even that pales in comparison to giving their husband a 'workout'.

>>18369348
She just wants an excuse to "accidentally" touch my genitals!

>>18369331
>>18369339
Lets try this again, only this time lets NOT be retarded.

>>18369363
template nibba

>>18369368

>>18369363
Big Pig!

>>18369363
Is there any significance to the order or arrangement?

>>18369331
>>18369363
Sure why not.

>>18369363
Kelp is so comfy, shame she's so ignored by everyone.

>>18369361
Whaaaaa what you sayin anon maaaan? Nooooo...

>>18369363
Ara^ara

>>18369348
>>18369319
>>18369300
Looks more like a holstaur
Probably likes getting milked too.

>>18369363
>Wasting images on "POST YOUR TOP 10" shit this early in the thread

You're already retarded.

>>18369348
Gonna help her get max gains in her muscles and titties if I can do so.

>>18369385

>>18369363
I wanna make one of these but im also a lazy cunt and that looks like a lotta effort.

>>18369394
Gonna pop a boner and make sure she sees it just to find out how she reacts.

>>18369363
>>18369385
high orc, Cheshire, and Anubis may not be my cup of tea, but the list is overall pretty great. Especially the Flowkelp and ryu due to to the fact their my number one and two respectively so your favorites are good in my books. Also Flowkelps are indeed comfy.

>>18369384
Meme wives but good taste. I'd love a satyros if I was more into drinking. As it stands I'd rather just bro it up with one.

>>18369395
Minotaurs and Holsts loved getting milked, it's about the only thing they have in common.

>>18369382
Top left to bottom right. And while I'm not technically a harem fag, I do consider HO, Anubis, and CC to be sharing the number one spot. I'm indecisive as fuck.

Be sure to keep your maids well fed and well loved.

>>18369331
>>18369363
You've got an adequate number of delicious brown options on there so you're good in my book.

For me, in order of preference
>wolfus/canids in general
>white horn
>griffon
>oni
>holstaurus/hakutaku
>lamia and variants
>spider
>flow kelp
>ushi-oni
>ghoul

>>18369439
Of course I would!
I couldn't live out my degenerate fetish's if I didn't.

>>18369363
Can't find the actual top ten so have the top five.

>>18369412
Devotion is sexy, what can I say?

>>18369439
Ayo hol up, somethings not right with that food.

>>18369446
I don't trust those three in the middle.

>>18369396
I know. If you want, you can fantasize about beating me to death with a bat or something.

>>18369363

>>18369446
This list confuses me. It's all over the place and aside from liking necrotic colors I can't pin it down.

>>18369469
I didn't know they could get internet in caves.

How effective would this be on a monster girl if the genders were swapped?

https://loadingartist.com/comic/love-at-first-sit/

>>18369471
You're not supposed to understand it. Or what or who I am. Only do.

>>18369363
Jesus, you got me digging in my old folders and I dug up something I made for one of those "vidya harem" threads on /v/ six years ago.
It's all one girl.

>>18369451
I agree to that as well sir, for devotion shows that your serious and passionate about who you like. Plus it’s only right to be devoted to her if she’s devoted to you.

>>18369481
I'm not reading your comic you fucking faggot.

>>18368609
Alraune are underrated.

>>18369395
Maybe she does. Maybe her milk is spiked and alcoholic. That's up to you!
>>18369402
Oh she'd definitely be down for that.
>>18369408
Careful anon. She's no delicate spring flower when it comes to sex. She is to an honest heartfelt confession though.

>>18369489
Like I give a fuck about the artist
https://imgur.com/a/6HeW6

>>18369522

>>18369522
Good, because we're going to get both big.

Gonna try and mating press her in big.

>>18369443
Honorable mention to krakens, they're probably the only water type I like.

>>18369536
>Gonna try and mating press her in big
...Good luck.

>>18369553
Won't stop me from trying

>>18369458
What do you mean? It's just standard meido feed.

>>18369363
I love Magic Material types, Undead, imitative girls, armored girls, and most importantly:
Thick chicks and fat lactating tiddies.

>>18369459
They're not even the real ones... Real top ten is...

Dark Elf
Werewolf
Shoggoth
Dragon
Orc
Wendigo
Centaur
Succubus
Atlach-Nacha
Kraken

A mix-and-match of high fantasy and body horror on some of them.

>>18369363
Not a top ten, but i didn't really wanna bother including another five when only the first three out of the five really even matter to me anyway.

>>18369735
I want to be childhood friends with a wild Werewolf that I met during a walk in the woods.

>>18369363
How to MS Paint?

Dark Slime
Shoggoth
Bubble Slime
Sea Slime
Chromatic Slime

Will o Wisp
Mimic
Jar Jinn
Automaton
Nightguant

>>18369363
She is everything i need,nothing else

>>18369564
The werewolves eating fingers and ears and the bug has a entire arm.

>>18369820
>Werewolf
That's a slime anon.

>tfw no iron-fisted head maid who demands absolute perfection from the other maids in their service of master and punishes them for even the slightest infractions
>she will never walk by another maid cleaning a window when she stops, takes a step back and flips the maid's skirt, surprising her
>she will never grab the maid's dull, plain panties and yank them up so it gives her pussy a serious wedgie
>she will never say "How many times do I have to tell you worms to wear sexier underwear? Master should be using our bodies for his exclusive pleasure, so how is he supposed to get hard looking at these? I'll say this once more for your pea-sized brain: GO. SLUTTIER."

Sneks.

>>18369823
I'm positive one of them was a beastmen.

>>18369845
That would be Lupus but she's not pictured there.

>>18369820
There aren't any wolves there, you're clearly hallucinating. It's just completely normal meido feed.

>>18369756
I mean I have several ideas involving Werewolves and other dog-type girls but I'm not sure I can find the time to write them out. Or if people would read it.

>>18367473
I'm actually Not!Alp.

>>18369331

>when you get so hard into maledom that you loop back around to femdom

>>18369331
Winter girls are the best

>>18369920
>when you like big tits so much you get hard to lolis
???

>>18369897
I'd read it you fucking nigger.

>>18369828
She seems well-intentioned but I'll try to make her loosen up. Maybe by taking her from behind as she's scolding the other maids.

>>18369933
Imagine: Lolis with big tits.

>>18369949
Those are called oppai lolis and they are a miracle.
I want an oppai loli jinko.

>>18369937
She'll just use that as a demonstration to the others
>"This is how you properly take Master's cock. You don't clench down until his hips touch your ass, understand? And if I catch any of you bitches whinning about Master being too big, you'll be spending the next few days with a plug up your ass."

>>18369981
Not if I pound her hard enough to make her ahegao.

>>18369981
Would she force the more inexperienced maids to deepthroat her Master because she knows that is his fetish?

>>18369708
Patrician taste

>>18369933
I got so into lolis when I was younger it looped around into older women.
Actually, now that I think about it...I liked lolis when I was a kid and as an adult I like older women. Maybe that's just a natural progression.

>>18370025
Thank you.

>>18370035
Yeah I think that's just liking girls that are your age anon

>>18369912
Hey, another ghoul fan. Never thought i'd see the day.

>>18369924
I approve of your wintery picks. White horn should be on every list.

>>18370041
This realization makes me sad. I've always been into age gap pairings. My whole life is a lie.

>>18369924
Look at that little Rata, she's so small her whole body fits inside the square!

>>18370082
Well just cause you like girls your age doesn't mean you can't still like age gaps

What's the best gao?

>>18370098
GAO!

I bet oppai loli mantivores are proud creatures that want you to scratch their ears while they sit in your lap.

>>18369924
DEER.PUSSY

>>18370124
I want a Whitehorn to give a tour of Winterstown!

>>18369828
>tfw i actually get more turned on the more prim and proper the maid is
This maid deserves no headpats until she gets re-educated.

>>18370124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIEVRa5QXmc

>>18370098
Can you spare a few pixels?

>>18370098
Egao is the best for no matter the monster girl, she should always be smiling happily when with you. Especially when having sex, confessing her feelings to you, saying you’ll marry her, and just in general being around you.

>>18370098
Egao.

For some reason, I've never been fond of KCs kusogao faces.

I love Ochimusha

>>18370098
That's not ahegao, you nigger. Ahegao is eyes rolled back and tongue hanging out.

>>18370141
Agreed. Why does everyone look like they just took a hit or are currently on something?

>>18370146
And it’s not a smile unless her teeth are showing too right? There’s no such thing as scales of smiles.

>>18370087
She doesn't exactly fit in with the others

>>18370139
I completely agree but I feel like a happy, sleepy torogao is also acceptable as a lewd smile. For those times when you cuddle her so good she turns to goo.

>>18370160
I want a CC, office lady tanuki to snuggle up with me at night.
It would be comfy

>>18370160
True that’s also good, especially during the all important after sex cuddling. Sleepy torogao also works while spooning her and running your hand through her hair as she lays her head in your lap

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that, when working in the dragonling rookery, one must be prepared to serve as a communal pillow and/or oversized teddybear for the girls

>>18370163
My headcanon for Tanukis is that they're all really short, thick and warm, with extra-soft tits that squish and mold in between your fingers like some kind of sweet, sinful pudding.

>>18370174
Don't forget the pre-sex cuddling, as well as the pre-pre-sex cuddling. Not to mention the warmup cuddling and the pre-warmup cuddling. God that would be so healing.

>>18370203
THat's the only way I can see them, shortstacks that, more often then not, tend to be on the pudgy side.

Would you ride the Sandworm express?

>>18370207
It depends on how cheap it is. I would probably ride on the Dragon Airlines since it's more efficient timewise.

>>18370141
>>18370152
I dont see the problem. Frankly I've always enjoyed KCs facial expressions. The girls look genuinely loving. I can honestly believe they are enjoying the sex, not out of dominance but pure ecstasy.

As a switch, I like seeing people be happy

>>18370203
Yeah that would be healing and also maximum comfy. Of course cuddling is important when it comes to monster girls of any kind because sometimes people can forget that there’s more to being in a relationship with monster girls than sex. It’s the things in between that help keep the relationship strong and passionate.

>>18370124
>>18370127
>This is the local schoolhouse
>Down the road is the newspaper building run by the short Rata
>In the town square we have Tanuki Pawn and the Yeti Brewery
>And this is my cozy, warm bed and breakfast where you'll be staying the night with me

>>18370203
Those are pretty good rules for tanookis. My only addition is that they need to give big fluffy thighs to simulate THAT part of their lore. It makes eating them out under their desk that much more enjoyable.

https://exhentai.org/s/3f40c572b2/1179145-423
Ropers confirmed for pegging lovers.

>>18370278
Oh yeah, it should go without saying that the thighs have similarly pudding-like qualities. Get a fluffy tail in there that rivals a rata's and you've got a big pillowy ball of cash-solvent huggable fun.

I improved Akaname.

>>18370317
How so?

>>18370344
Don't reply to obvious bait

Your shipment of horsepussy has arrived.

>>18370233
I really do think I enjoy the healing and heart-warming aspects of MGs more than the lewd ones. I mean, they tend to mix at times but given the choice I think I'd rather spend a day laying around and napping with my waifu than banging all day.

>>18370124
Word of the day
Nadir, pronounced nay-deer
Definition:the lowest point in the fortunes of a person or organization.
"I knew I reached my nadir when I found myself balls deep in a deer"

>>18370366

>>18370232
I feel like he's going for a combination of "bedroom eyes" and "smiling with your eyes" which is a good idea but he doesn't always nail it. You are right though, it gives the impression that everyone is genuinely having fun.

>>18370381
She's not coming in, she just wants my dinner!

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4074850

>>18370413
DO NOT

Does this fit the criteria of monster girl?

>>18369363
Well here's mine.

>>18370363
Indeed I also enjoythe healing, comfy, and heart warming more than the lewd. Sex has its place but if you do it all the time it not special anymore. A day relaxing around the house while cuddling,watching films, and playing games just seems more intimate and comfy to do with her.

>>18370425
Is it a monster?

Is it a girl?

If the answer to both of these are yes, then it's a monster girl.

>>18370425
Yes

>>18370425
No

Bakin with kikis

>>18370491
i want one of these manticores

>>18370491
Why is she flattening the manticores?

>>18370505
That's normal dough silly.

>>18370497
Those are actually manticore cores. The manticores, if you will.

Can manticores sting themselves?

>>18370381
Let’s assume from this image that she’s about 6’. If the average rate of snowfall is about 2” per hour according to and there’s about 18” sticking out of the snow and she sinks in about .5” from her hooves. That would mean that, in order for her to be buried like that, she would have to have been standing in that spot for 26 hours and 45 minutes. Even if it was in a blizzard with 6 inches per hour, she would still have been standing there for almost 10 hours.

Someone get that poor reindeer inside. Even with her high body heat, she’s going to freeze to death. She’s going to need cocoa, a blanket and cuddles next to a fire or else we’ll have a Wight Horn on our hands.

>>18370525
>Wight Horn
Charon pls.

>>18370518
Why wouldn't they?

>>18370518
It'd be really inconvenient if girls were vulnerable to their own venom. Manticore rolls the wrong way while she sleeps and suddenly she's humping you through the bed at 3 in the morning.

At least she'd have a dick to satisfy herself on. Can you imagine a girl all alone or in a public place accidentally stinging/biting themselves?

>>18370537
WHY WOULD THEY?

>>18370541
Why not?

Remove chaos.

>>18370575
I can't help but laugh at this when I see it. It just looks like Kiki is screaming while Shog is more mildly annoyed and hurt emotionally than anything.

>>18370518
>anon asks this question to his manticore gf
>"Huh, I guess I never thought of that. Hmm..."
>she looks thoughtful before she reaches back and plucks three spines from her tail
>suddenly she sticks herself in the jugular with all three at once
>her pupils rapidly dilate and her eyes begin shining menacingly
>she flushes bright red and steam is visibly rising from her skin
>veins standing out on her neck and forehead
>her tail violently spasms and rears up, throbbing and drooling
>with two fingers she pins him against a wall
>his clothes practically explode off of his body
>"What now, fuckboy?"

>next day on the front page
>GLOBAL HEALTH EMERGENCY - Quote from Manticore triple-dosed on her own venom
>"I am growing stronger."

>>18370540
Imagine if the girls responded to their own venom adversely, but only mildly
>daughteru apophis bites her tongue
>it hurts and her tongue looks like she just had a popsicle
>absolutely nothing sexual happens

>>18370590
That's not how that works.

>>18370583
Is this the origin story of the friendship between Kiki and Shog-Chan?

>>18370597
What if they inject another member of their species?

Waterfowl harpies making duckface!

>>18370590
Only one thing to do: Stick yourself with three so you can keep pace with her.

>>18370612
Gone fishin'

>>18370611
I don’t know. Maybe it would be the equivalent of getting someone else’s hair in your mouth?

>>18370610
>"Whaa? Whoa! But I was told this rune would root out all evil!!!"
>"Waaah~ I am not evil~"
>"Whoa!!! You're not? Ohmygosh! I'm so sorry! I thought you were!"
>"Why would I be evil~"
>"Because you're all slimy and make messes!!!"
>"I don't make messes~ I'm a maid~"
>"WHAAAA? YOU'RE A MAID TOO?!"
And it was all budding best friends from there.

>>18370540
The MG must be really clumsy to bite herself

>>18370630
Lowkey my favorite little running thread gag, these two. Ultra genki Kiki and her best friend ultra low-key Shog.

>>18370632
It happens. Haven’t you bitten your cheek or mouth in the last couple of months?

>>18370621
>Proud but tiny Bald Eagle harpies
I want one.

Oh no! Those Tanukis from accounting have had too much to drink at the office party!

>>18370674
I'm gonna pull their tails!

>>18370674
I'm gonna fuck their tits!

>>18370663
Would an eagle harpy's nest be big enough to kidnap an anon & rape him in it?

>>18370613
>anon and manticore wife both hulk the fuck out on venom for the long weekend
>start smashing each other through walls and powerbombing each other mid-coitus
>by Saturday collateral damage is estimated in the millions
>by Sunday it's become a pay-per view event

>>18370674
That's an HR disaster just waiting to happen.
I'd probably throw a dollar coin or something to entertain themselves with.

>>18370674
Too bad I didn't read my NDA at all when I got hired or I'd be all for that.

>>18370674
This is probably some form of trap to extort money out of me, I better leave immediately.

>>18370674
Sounds like it's time for some anal sex.

>>18370687
Of course,assuming Anon is a shota because smol harpies have low carrying capacity. There's be room for the harpy, her Anon and two eggs for him to sit on.

>>18370708
I like the idea of a Demon having a Human disguise.

It's a good way to get someone to sign their contract.

>>18370674
I wanna take them home and play with their little bodies!

Goodnight /mgt/, may we see each other soon.
Remember, suicide is not the answer.

>>18370706
I want a numismatist tanuki! She and I would plan our summer or winter vacations based on the state or state park quarters!

>>18370733
You might have to tie them up first anon, drunk coons tend to wiggle a lot!

>>18370752
Only because it's inconvenient.

>>18370752
its an answer the same way you can walk out of a test. You still fail, but you get to avoid your problems without dealing with them, making it worse overall.

>>18370752
>suicide is not the answer.
Thats a lie, it can be the answer to get out of this endless escapism and depression.

>>18370733
>Anon from marketing subtly escorts two shortstack Tanukis to his apartment.

Don't let that Rata from PR get wind of this office scandal!

Is it bullying or just plain mean if you pretend to sign a demon's contract with a joke name like biggus dickus?

>>18370764

そですか？

>>18370752
>spoiler
That's right anon, whatever tiny chances we have of meeting our waifus in life is not worth wasting trying to go meet them in death.

>>18369520
Alraunes get plenty of love, it's Barometzs that deserve more attention.

>>18370761
I was hoping they'd be a bit less reluctant. If they're against it I ain't gonna do anything that cruel to them!

>>18370771
I'll be stealthy! She'll never know!

>>18370772
That constitutes a legal and soul name change, Anon. Be careful.

>>18370772
Anon that is downright illegal!

>>18370729
That would be false pretenses and cheating.

>>18370772
I have a good friend in Lescatie named biggus dickus!

>>18370779
>I was hoping they'd be a bit less reluctant. If they're against it I ain't gonna do anything that cruel to them!
You're underestimating the craftiness of Tanukis here anon, they like to play tricks like this all the time. That way they don't have to tell you their most secret desires outright!

>>18370752
These are sufficient thighs.

>>18370770
>I instantly realized that everything in my life that I'd thought was unfixable was totally fixable—except for having just jumped.

>>18370772
I want to blue ball a Demon by coming incredibly close to signing the contract, only for me to drop my pen, or check my phone and say I need to answer a call.

Always close, but something makes me stop just before the pen touches the paper.

>>18370778
Lieutenant Barometz! You ain't got no feet!

>>18370752
Dat feel when my nights have been dreamless and sleepless as of late.

https://pastebin.com/TtX3nc9M

>>18370794
That is a lie, there are many people who actually wished they have died. People will say anything to appear normal again so they don't get baker acted.

Appreciate the small things in life

>18370809
Go be depressed somewhere else

>>18370772
>>18370787
I demand that you never remind me of that name ever again.

>18370823
Trying too hard

>>18370834
Do you find it risible?

>>18370867
Yes, I'm also reminded of the first time I saw that skit and laughed so hard that I vomited. I wonder if monster girls would find that bit funny or if they'd get aroused.

>>18370879
Would you be aroused if you found out a matron's name was Tightus Pussia?

>>18370892
No, I'd probably laugh. But monster girls are very different!

>>18370813
Goddamit I wish they'd given her a different name so that I wouldn't get One Piece cancer when searching for her.

>>18370892
She has a husband, you know...

>>18370783
And whos going to arrest me?
Certainly not her.

Bicorns are ___.

>>18370956
Officer Alice-chan will see to that!

I want to ask an old fox out on a date!

Would you let her clean your ears?

>>18370978
Answering the door with pick already in hand is almost too eager.

>>18370978
No way dude, my ears are for my waifu only!

>>18370978
Who am I to say no? I just hope she's not too excited to be gentle. I also hope there's at least a nursing handjob at the end.

>>18370978
Not with that horrible spear

>>18370975
How do you ask one out on a date? Do you stutter and stammer as you awkwardly ask her to go to dinner with you, or do you grab her ass and ask her if she wants to be the mother of your first born daughter?

>>18370978
No, that's a maidu's duty.

>>18371000
A little of both, an awkward confession and a remark about her breeding hips

>>18371000
Pray at a shrine.

>>18370425
Yes

Fucking hell, elves and vampires get in here. Why not a pink-skinned black-sclera'd girl with a tail?

But then I think Draenei count as well so please rape my face

Will shirohebis grow out of their yandere tendencies if you've been with them long enough?
I can't imagine anyone staying that paranoid and anxious forever.

>>18371119
It probably never goes away, but they likely mellow out a bit.

>>18371119
Yes. If you marry then young enough you night be able to train it out of them as well.

>>18371041
>>18370425
We could stand to use a proper Majin/Djinn girl outside of a jar

>>18371032
The shrines are always staffed by the young ones though.
Well, younger.

>>18371138
>Send your new hebi wife to finishing school
>She gets a bicorn instructor
>Both of you think the cuckhorse is doing way too much but at least the snake doesn't magic you up for waving at the neighbors anymore

>>18371151
Where would one find old kitsune, then?

>>18371151
So find a really old shrine.
Or maybe a derelict one.
There has to be a old fox there.

>>18371167
Hot springs, late at night.

>>18371185
I'll bring some good sake and a loofah.

>>18371195
Don't forget the tail brush anon!

>>18371200
That's so forward, like asking how she likes her eggs! I'm sure the fluffy aras will appreciate it.

>>18371212
>ask old Kitsune hoe she likes her eggs
>"Fertilized!"

>>18371212
And now I've got this image of a guy talking to a harpy/snek/mermaid.
>"Hey baby, how do you like your eggs?"
>[Insert seductive lip lick here]
>"Fertilized."

>>18371224
>>18371223
>fertility mind
we're on to something here lads

>>18371227
Sadly, the thing we're onto is not a baby hungry MG. This world sucks.

Daughteru dicking is fine especially with species that lend to it.
Adopteru dicking is another story. It could be ok if it was in a light context where she happily spent her infancy with her parents and left them on good terms because of her species' traditions or something.
It definitely is not ok if she lost both her parents or was abandoned and you become her lover rather than the parent she needs to grow into a healthy adult.

>>18371000
Start with something casual, low time commitment. Make sure it's a public place but one that's quiet enough for a long conversation. Something like a nice place to get tea. Offer to treat her next time she's free for an afternoon.

Maybe pay her a compliment about her outfit, since that doesn't have anything to do with her age and shows interest in her personal style. A good way to do this is just to ask about it, like where she got that ribbon or what kind of shawl that is.

At tea, see how far you can take it before she has no choice but to drop those airs and blush.

Older women, especially foxes have their own ways of being super-cute. particularly the ones drawn by latenight.

>>18371262
You're broken inside

Guys, quick! I need a ditty one might sing while playing a simple stringed instrument to woo a girl!

>>18371304
>AND AFTER ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>YOU'RE MY WONDERWALLLLLLLLLL

>>18371304
Ching ching chong, ping ping pong
I learned the shamisen so you'd get on my dong

>>18371281
I didn't say you can't make an orphan monster girl happy by dicking her. I'm just saying she that it won't be healthy for her and that will be apparent the more she grows up. Perhaps some species got most of it covered up by their inherent instincts but that still leaves room for error.

Try to picture you adopting a single digit year old monster girl of your favorite species and dicking her daily and showering her in the kind of love meant for a partner. Sure she'd be happy and love you for it but then think a decade or two later, won't she have a twisted view of childhood and parenthood? Won't she be an awkward individual that can't relate to other monster girls her age? Will she demand you dick your daughteru when she inevitably gets pregnant?
Adopteru dicking in the wrong context leads to you having to take full responsibility and take care of your daughter/wife for the rest of your lives.

>>18371327
>leads to you having to take full responsibility
Your post suggests, rather, that orphan daughteru dicking is a perversion of responsibility. I don't think it's wrong, but only if she initiates and makes it clear she sees you as a man rather than her father.

Good evening sir, are you able to spare a moment to talk about the wonders of LOLIBUTT?

>>18371532
I believe your loli is deceased.

>>18371547
The correct terminology is "undeceased", show some manners.

>>18371413
>Your daughter will never dryhump you in the middle of the night asking you to turn her into a mommy

>>18371574
I suppose there is some good in MGs not being real.

This kills the meido.

>>18371532
I am already very aware.

>>18371554
If you woke up Isekai'd into a version of events where Ainz didn't exist but Shalltear did, would you let her make you her sex slave to save your own life? Pretty sure she'd even fuck you half to death just to see you on death's door.

>>18371620
I'd sit on her.

>>18371632
Anon, I think in this version of events She'd be the one sitting on you.
And your face would be her chair.

Is it considered immoral to get a Kikimora drunk and then stick things in her ass?

>>18371652
Not if the thing is your dick.

>>18371652
Only if you're not her master and don't take responsibility. They tend to make you take responsibility afterwards though, so it's fine.

>>18369363