/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev

>>18360922
Cute shark.
I want a whale shark neesan

>>18360889
Don't forget about us KDF

>>18360903
Eros followers. Obviously.
>Cupid
>Apsara
>Houri
>Gandharvas

>>18360930
If you insist anon. The annual bondage game would be where all three of us put on our matching pink latex catsuits and use our personalized mechanical self-bondage chairs. We'd help each other put on ball gags and gas masks which would be attached to large tanks of gaseous aphrodisiacs. Then we'd sit in the chairs which would automatically restrain us and tease our various bits with very low intensity vibrators. The chairs would be arranged in such a way that each of us can clearly see the other two, and after a few hours of teasing and sweating and huffing the strong love gas the chairs would automatically release us and we'd just go at each other for as long as it takes to feel satisfied!

I love tigers!

>>18360934
Yeah. And the Eros Paladins also make a special guest appearance to help any of the new girls in any way possible.

>>18360944
Juicy.

>>18360922
>Accept the shark love
2 dangery

Yeah, I'd fuck a monstergirl I guess.

>>18360944
>KDF in 2018

>>18360974
What do you even mean by this anon?

>>18360977

Don't forget to stretch before AND after you exercise.

>>18360977
This is my answer to how my waifu and I celebrate Valentines Day.

>>18361006
F A T

A

T

>>18361006
>me too
Who molested her?

>>18360927
>”D-don’t play with those! T-that’s not a place you should be touching!”
Big softie.

I want to beat a Tanuki in poker!

>>18361029
Grope and squeeze be it her chest or elsewhere

What happens if a vampire and a mershark bite at the same time? each taking a side

>>18361059
Jerk! She’s just minding her own business! Just because her tits are as big as your whole torso doesn’t mean you can molest them!

>>18361076
Fuck off back to /d/.

https://youtu.be/qbeEO58Hlfo

>>18361095
! !

>>18361096

>>18360944
>wanting to wear pink
What are you, some kind of faggot?

>>18360927
Nurse sharks. Think of the tits. Think of the milk.

>>18360966
Well they'd fuck you!

>>18361006
If protag-kun doesn't impregnate every single one of them by the end of the manga someone's going to die I swear to god.

>>18361105
>he doesn't know

>>18361115
Know what?

>>18360922
Remember to scoop up your shark children and tell them you and their mother love them very much.

>>18361119
>eeew dad, put me down.

>>18361118
KDF is bi

>>18361076
You can’t stop me!

>>18361108
Whale sharks do too!
In fact, I’ll take both!

>>18361105
There is nothing wrong with wanting to wear pink anon, pink is a neat color.

>>18361119
isnt it suffocating?

>>18361124
Gross.

>>18360927
>still no blind Greenland Mershark onee-san who is ultra clingy
I just want to cuddle a huge blind girl.

>>18360927
I want to rub her nose.

>>18361144
Big blind girls are olev.
Be they Moonlight Titania or otherwise.

>>18361153
Too lewd!

Why do you people insist on talking about KDF so much?

>>18361132
Her cute disgruntled look?


For you

I want to fatten up a echidna!

WITH ALOT OF DAUGHERUS!

>>18361174
He's the most interesting thing in these god forsaken threads.

I want to go to a kitsune shrine with a laser pointer!

>>18361184
That’s just pregnancy

>>18361195
Do not bully the mikos anon, everything about their training tells them to resist but they just can't! Please do not torment them so.

Thoughts on yandere monsters?

>>18361204
Many daugherus,not just one!

>>18361207
Worst moth.

>>18361184
Okay let’s settle this once and for all;
https://strawpoll.com/zrypkccc

>>18361195
I want to go to a kitsune shrine and pray for loving wife!

>>18361207
Absolute top tier.

>>18361216

>>18361223
>Evil Snek not so evil after getting impregnated!

>>18361207
I want every one of my three wives to be a different flavor of yan

If a kobold goes to medical school is she a dogtor?

>>18361241
Dude that's like putting three beta fish in a tank.

>>18361241
There are flavors?

>>18361255
You just reminded me of when I bug bombed the house and forgot to put my fish in the garage first and now I'm sad
Post mer-tits

>>18361241
They are going to kill each other, there can be only one

What about girls that are petite but still FIT. Like a werecat gymnast

or a succubus prima ballerina

>>18361268
>bug bombed
Why?

>>18361229
She still corrupts human female POWs.

>>18361279
Non-roiding musclegirls are the best kind of musclegirls.

>>18361254
That’ll do pig.

https://mega.nz/#!AT4zjAiT!ofsBgHRl4fmj3wI7jia3mynsgtOdMcYqbRaEUcE5e6U

>>18361274
But anon, that would be Matricide! Or prolicide!

>>18361266
Ay, for example some yans can hide their true selves around the object of their affection while others struggle to contain their urges. Their are also yanderes that are violent towards those who seek their lovers attention while others would try to cloud his eyes and make him see only her

>>18361207
Perfection.

>>18361291
Are these actual scans?

>>18361307
Yes.

>>18361306
Who dis?

>>18361331
A Werebat.

>>18361174
Its a combination of his fans being annoying kids and possible astroturfing.

>>18361207
Will a yanderes daughteru inherit her mothers mental illn-- extreme love?

>>18361345
It seemed so

>>18361340
>possible astroturfing
I've always suspected his followers of this.

>>18361340
Both of those are a definite. And it doesn't help that he never keeps his shoddy commissions to himself.

>>18361358
Didn't he try that in the past but people found them and posted them anyway?

>>18361340
>>18361349
>astroturfing
I don’t understand what this means. And I have a degree in Turf Management.

>>18361360
Yep.

>>18361361
Samefagging.

>>18361340
I wish I had some of them fans. The only thing people post about me is tell me to finish the fucking story.

>>18361372
You can have mine anon, I don't want them.

>>18361345
Sometimes. But I’d pay to see a show about a teen Shirohebi who just wants her neighbor anon to notice her while her mother is giving her all these yandere ways to snag a man.
>”Mom, how do I get anon to notice me?”
>”Well dear, just do what I did with your father; get him alone somewhere and drug him and keep him away FroM ALl ThOSe WhOrEs until he agrees to marry you!”
>”Mom, there are rules against doing that these days.”
>cue laugh track

Don't open. Seriously.

>>18361392
Haven't seen this one in a while.

>>18361392
Oh man, the shitstorm this caused.

>>18361397
>>18361392
Was about to say, that's one old green

>>18361392
Posting classics, are we?

>>18361392
While drugging is shit, that guy was a piece of shit too so ‘meh’. Don’t be an asshole and you don’t get bad stuff to happen to you.

>>18361392
Surely none of you were ever actually this angsty, the sonic military academy would have weeded you out before something like this would land here
This has to have been ironically cringey, a word I don’t throw around lightly

>>18361392
I regret ever screencapping this.

>>18361403
Fuck that noise.

>>18361392
>.jpg
Why do people still do this.

>>18361392
>>18361403
We’ve come a long way at least.

>>18361426
A long way down?

>>18361413

>>18361420
Which monster would Misuzu be? Lich? Anubis?

>>18361241
>yan harem
If this happens it means the girl's love wasn't enough and she's a failure.

>>18361392
>>18361403
>>18361434
Talking about the dreams we left behind, not this again

>>18361430
The thread has refined out some of the more obnoxious ‘shock value’ stuff made by people just looking to get a rise, so that it can be more about actual Monstergirls.

>>18361449
But oomakades do bite their victims and rape them into dependence on them

>>18361454
They don’t have to be jerks about it though

>>18361454
So?

I wish someone had capped my Charon-chan x Hobos story...

>>18361454
Yeah, I know. But framing that around some U1tra B4Das5 who lives in a dystopian society where men are third class citizens and he has EPIC rebellious comebacks to the GNARLY Monstergirls just reeks of underageban posting.
Ain’t nothing wrong with creepy girls raping you into submission but there’s a way to do it that’s interesting and then there’s... that.

>>18361471
I’d rather have dystopian views of a Monstergirl society than dumb comfy shit run by traitors

>>18361466
You're also the shitter behind the bonnet tipper meme among other things. You deserve to be forgotten.

>>18361476
>bonnet tipper meme
Am I? I don't remember that one.

>>18361475
Then you unironically are better suited for the /tg/ Monstergirl threads
If you think being more ‘realistic’ or ‘interesting’ means you have to make the world you imagine all dystopian and try and paint monsters like evil beings or the enemy like some hamfisted lanternanon story, unironically just go to /tg/‘s thread. That’s their shit over there.

>"Anyan, does this bikini suit me?"

>>18361434
That guy’s going to end up being owned by a Tanuki after one too many bad deals isn’t he?

Yandere mindflayer.

>>18361475
>this is what /tg/ thinks

>>18361487
Yes, but the fox mask doesn’t.

>>18361475
There's a board that's dedicated to that sorta thing y'know. You can just go there.

>>18361445
>>18361489
Need the farm one now

>>18361498
Nah

>>18361487
>”We’ll have to give it the motorboat test!”

>>18361491
A SHIT!
memes aside I hate them but can understand why others like them. Literally 2spooky4me.

>>18361482
>We have guys legitimately shitting on Lanternon now
For fucks sake. His first story was looking at his version of the setting through the eyes of some pro-monster guy and the current story is told by an anti-monster guy (who for some reason is turning pro-monster despite everything that's happened to him in the story). Only certain individuals are shown as evil beings and the rest are just clearly trying to live their lives in a human dominated society that has different values from them. There's very little black and white morality going on there and mostly it's just shades of grey.
I'll happily take that over yet another generic story of some guy dicking a monster two minutes after meeting her.

>>18361522
K

>>18361482
>>18361526
>stupid newfags trying to fit in think everything is /tg/ now

>>18361522
I’d happily take a story that doesn’t take actual literal years to be written just for a slightly different point of view
It’s less that I care about the protagonist being obnoxiously anti monster and more that that should take someone years to write if they want people to stay invested to the actual good or interesting points
Cause spoiler alert, there are a few stories already from humans perspective where they have a hatred of dangerous monsters
It’s called every fucking story about regular monsters in history

>>18361539
K

>>18361487
A cute!
Adorable nekos.

>>18361280
Dogs had puppies. Flea infestation.
Or are you not familiar with the phrase? I know they call it other stuff in different places.

>>18361522
>We have guys legitimately shitting on Lanternon now
That's been happening since he started writing you silly goose.

>>18361522
It just doesn’t interest me whatsoever. I don’t know why people laud him so much. Non-insultingly, the tone just really does seem more fitting for a more traditional setting from tabletop gaming.
I’m just one man, but I don’t come to the Monstergirl thread for interesting provacative discussion of the metrics of conflicting societies and how one copes with the pride of their race versus a superior force blah blah blah
It’s just not what I see as the focus of things

>>18361487
Who is this Anyan person you keep talking to? Do we have ghosts?

>They are robust and able to tolerate capture, handling, and tagging extremely well. As inoffensive as nurse sharks may appear, they are ranked fourth in documented shark bites on humans, likely due to incautious behavior by divers on account of the nurse shark's slow, sedentary nature.

I want to tie and up and ballgag a nurse mershark onee-san before slow paizuri.

>>18361507
I can't be aroused and spooked at the same time. Prevents me from being spooked by anything attractive and female.

>>18361561
>Little neko gets in a huff
>”Mew are so mean!”

>>18361537
The threads have been going downhill for a while now as we lose old members and gain newer ones who seem to have a different idea on what the thread should be.
It used to be that we could have sunshinefags and anons who enjoyed a slightly darker take on the setting and for the most part everyone would get along. I'm not talking full edge here, just content where bad things sometimes happened, like in Peterdnzl's The Spider and the Fly. If he posted that story now he'd just get told to fuck off and stop being an "edgelord".

>>18361562
Anon please, no bully!

>>18361537
I’m gonna hit you with some shocking truth anon
Not everyone, even those who have been here for a long time, cared for certain authors or indeed any of them at all
Why do you think people got so fucking fed up with the lilims
>”Here’s my hot interesting take/deconstruction of how humans would REALLY react to Monstergirls guys!”
Nah man

What's your whyboner monster?

>>18361539
That's actually a fair point.

>>18361576
Well, there's also
>Nurse sharks are obligate suction feeders capable of generating suction forces that are among the highest recorded for any aquatic vertebrate to date.
So if she's being friendly I'll be happy to remove the gag.

>>18361522
I've never liked his stuff and I've been here from the start. I just don't say so much because I choose to avoid what I dislike instead of devoting my life to bitching about it.

>>18361580
The loli ones

>>18361580
Mindflayer.

>>18361586
>Nurse shark blowjobs
At least let her look you in the eyes when you do it.

>>18361580
Centaurs.

>>18361580
Alps. They’re just succubi with a different name.

>>18361575
>for the most part everyone would get along
We remember that differently, senpai

>>18361522
>>18361575
I’ve never liked either of them and have always found them both immensely overrated by people who for some reason want their desire to fuck Monstergirls to be taken seriously
I don’t be pretend this is something it isn’t. I’m here for cheesecake. I always have been. I always will be.

>>18361580
I’d say sandworm but, unfortunately, I know exactly why.
So I’ll go with Baphos.

>>18361574
Eh? The little cat dudes from pokemon? They seem alright to me. I also don't see how that's relevant to what we were talking about.

>>18361589
I like to think this is how many of the anons here deal with things they don't care about: with at least some maturity.
I'm with you on this. For example I never liked Quicksilver even before knowing he was KDF, but I didn't feel the need to hurl abuse at him for writing stuff I didn't like. You can just scroll past it and go on with the thread.

>>18361537
This >>18361579 really.
I said that kind of stuff was shit in 2013 and I'll say it's shit now. I'm into monster girls because they're hot, not because I have a tragedy boner, otherwise I'd be in guro/ntr threads or reading bad end stories on fanfiction.net

>>18361609
>cheesecake
Isn't that a gay term?

>>18361575
>People literally unironically shrieking for half a thread arguing for the Order to defeat the Demon Lord and how monsters are all waiting to spring a trap, to the point that it literally bleeds from roleplaying intro actual emotionally invested delusional zealotry over a fictional imaginationland
Haha yeah I miss it too man damn times change lol

>hugboxfags

>>18361621
No? It’s not specific to any particular orientation.

>>18361621
Beefcake is the "gay" one, its more about muscles, cheese is just thick

>>18361580
That bug amalgamation monstrosity from the guy with that really distinctive art style.

>>18361602
There's no 'why' to that, anon. The reason is pretty obvious.

>>18361621
It’s essentially the western term for fan service but with a bit more oomph
Like buff and busty barbarian women wearing sexy chainmail bikinis instead of being gross abos in rags

>>18361580

Yandere ones, I know they're batshit crazy but my dick can't stop wanting to fuck them. I'm going to die one of these days.

>>18361621
Not him, but in my field cheesecake means having a tool or feature you’re able to give to an alliance partner to help improve them.

>>18361624
>people in a fetish thread are in it for the fetish and not a gritty social commentaries by other anons
Shocking.

>>18361625
>>18361629
My mistake. I think its because I've only seen a couple of gay people using the term to describe fanservice aimed at straight guys. I guess I just assumed it was some weird kind of slang for them.

>>18361635
Doesn’t it kinda imply vanilla to an extent or am I mistaken?

>>18361522
>When you think you speak for everyone just because you’ve been around for a while and no one ever called you on it

>>18361613
You’re going to end up with a cat that’s red in the face from both anger and blush.

>>18361641
Probably because it’s “pure” and not edgy or filled with Weird Shit, is my guess.

>>18361622
Yeah that's how I remember it too. As bad as the /tg/ bleedover is now it was worse then when it was all here.

>>18361580
Ushi-Oni, though she's become my fav so I don't know if she counts.

Can we drop the meta discussion and just talk about monster girls?

>>18361645
Cats are fun to tease

>>18361655

You're part of the underground resistance and you must choose a squad of 5 monster girls, who do you pick?

>>18361643
It's certainly interesting that most of the thread suddenly wants to call us out after all this time.
It doesn't look like samefagging at all.

>>18361655
No
I've never heard cheesecake used this way, thanks for teaching me something new, thread

>>18361658
What am I resisting?

>>18361656
Reminder that tormenting cats gets you landed in the Cat Kingdom and roped into servitude for Cait Siths.
That’s no joke, check the Cait profile.

>>18361640
>idiot thinks all speculative fiction is social commentary, when even the father of modern fantasy literature denounced allegorial writing

>>18361665

The Matriarchy.

>>18361642
I never thought of it like that one way or the other
Just boysclub stuff. Female Rogues having skintight pants over a phat booty. Female Wizards having huge tits. Self-inserting as Conan and being manly while being fawned over by powerful women in skimpy outfits.
It’s a term from a simpler time, a better age. Now everything needs justification even in your damn imagination.

This kills the never breastfed by a meido overlord screenshot.

>>18361658
Shog, Flayer, Wurm, Apophis, Wight
Come at me, bitches

>>18361666
This is why you only do it when you've already got a canid wife

>>18361673
But I'm a switch, I'm indifferent on such matters.

>>18361672
Dude when you’re invoking the writing philosophy of tolkein in a fetish thread for snakegirls and sexy pharaohs you might need to take a step back and check yourself

>>18361658
>Wurm
>Wurm
>Wurm
>Wurm
>Wurm
They misunderstood the term “underground resistance” and now we all sleep in a burrow they made.

>>18361672
He was right, if your message isn't strong enough to stand on its own it isn't worth reading.
I realize now this is unrelated to the actual purpose of the comment chain I replied to. Carry on.

>>18361672
Sup /lit/

>>18361688

One giant wurm cuddle pile!

>standard_monsgergirl_maid_punishment.png
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=67165100

>>18361676
>overlord
After this week's episode I want my very own vampire chair.

What happends if you use something other than blood to summon a demon?
Like chocolate?

Good to see that cleared up a bit. Now, about Krakens and the taste of their ink.

>>18361688
Now I’m imagining a bunch of Wurms with colored hair and spiked leather jackets. Who are all good girls and help out at animal shelters and volunteer at soup kitchens and sell cookies with the proceeds going to a friend who’s in the hospital.

>>18361683
If your only argument is "lol just descend to my level of retardition and I'll win the debate" maybe you should re-evaluate the validity of your argument.

>>18361688
>sleeping in a wurm pit
You fool! Haven't you ever seen that gif of a cow corpse dropped into a wood chipper? Squishy fleshlings and twisting grinding logs of hard minerals do not mix well.

>>18361701
You get loli ones with extreme cravings for sweets!

>>18361698
>this
>but with two kikis with holst-like tits
I need it.

>>18361701
You get a brown demon. If you use cinnamon, you get a red demon.

>>18361688

We'll call them the Tunnel Snakes.

>>18361714
You can stop spamming now.

>>18361709
So he gets loli gluttony demons?


>>18361711
I hear you.
I like my kikis with huge tits and wouldn't mind punishing them that way.
Especially good if they are twins or sisters.

>>18361702
Gross dude

>>18361707
Who and about what are you debating?

>>18361707
What?

>>18361712
>Red MGE Demon
Ah, now we’re talkin. In truth it’s what my lady’s color would be but I’m too self conscious that that would push her over into donut steel territory.

>>18361624
>>18361672
>>18361707
This guy reeks of pretentiousness hot damn.

>>18361698
muh DICK

>>18361719
You can stop bitching now.

>>18361733
I legit don’t even know what he’s trying to argue for at this point
I’m reminded again that there are absolutely people who go so berserk they just argue for the sake of arguing

>>18361732
Red demons are just fine anon, it's not like red is an uncommon Demon color in monstergirl media.

>>18361732
Baroness-fag?
Demons with differing colors isn't all that bad and its been discussed before.

>>18361739
That's not rare.

>>18361732
You think deep purple is somehow more reasonable?

>>18361704
>”bad” girls doing good things will always make my heartboner erect

Meep meep
Though it should be noted that cocatrice also has stone abilities

>>18361722
>Especially good if they are twins or sisters.
My brother. Punishing sisters like that and fucking them one at a time from behind as they're bound like that would be the best.

>>18361745
I guess it still felt in the spectrum of blue? Ah fuck it. Who cares anyway. She’s red dammit, why should I let people’s opinions change that. Fug.
>>18361742
>>18361741
Fair enough then. So be it!

>>18361761
You’re not secretly a 40kfag and secretly she’s a khornette, are you/is she?

>>18361756
Exactly.
Gotta make sure they stay standing befre and after the punishment.
If either falls down then you extend it or find a new way to punish them.

>>18361737
Take and hint and go back to whatever site you came from. They're bound to appreciate your image spam there.

>>18360944
what the fuck

>>18361771
>Whoever falls down first has to use a condom while with their master.

Rape isn't love.
Monster girls don't actually love you.

>>18361770
Ew no blagh no thank you. My experience with 40k is graciously quite limited and I prefer to keep it that way.
It’s more because I like the MGE setting and playing it straight with my interpretation, so stuff like her height, her origin and then this make me feel like I’m cheating or something. I dunno. Just neurosis mang.

>>18361775
You were the only one crying about it.

>>18361780
OK HowAboutNo.

>>18361780
>implying it's outright rape 100% of the time

>>18361778
Anon please, that's not it at all.
It's working the whole day with an oversized dildo in her rear.

Kunoichi are poor showers of emotion, right?
I wonder how they would show affection?

>>18361580
My first Thing-chan.

>>18361780
Just throwing the whole rod and reel in huh?

>>18361789
By wrapping their tails around you and pulling you in for a kiss

>>18361780
It's love if you rape them back

I'm still waiting for a proper lion girl.
You'll have to grow a glorious beard to get a pride of them.

>>18361761
>why should I let people’s opinions change that
That's the spirit, like what you want to like and never let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>18361771
>If either falls down then you extend it or find a new way to punish them.
Walking them around the mansion on all fours while wearing a leash would do nicely. Maybe vibrators in them too.

>>18361789
I liked the idea of a maid Kunoichi, although it could work for any kind, who whenever you lay your head down you find that she’s snuck into position to have you resting your head on her thighs/lap.
I don’t think Kunoichi are bad at expressing emotion though, at least not like a Mantis or something. It’s more they’re just really serious and focused. After they assassinate you and bring you back to their village and let you see them maskless I’m sure they can be any kind of wife and personality you like.

>>18361789
Hold up.
Succubi tails are said to be sensitive
Does that mean whenever a kunoichi uses her tail as a grapple, she gets off on it?

>>18361788
But anon, isn't that just basic maid training? Every maid's anus should be trained to be healthy and strong from the time they are little girls!

>>18361790
There's a squid-girl doujin out there with both beak-pussy and some kind of tentacle onahole sex organ. That was a hell of a thing.

>>18361808
Yes.

>>18361809
Anon please.
We're talking centaur tier.

>>18361789
>working at your office
>all of a sudden a arrow flies through your window and embeds next to your head in the wall
>it has a note that reads “I hope you have an amazing day at work honey!”
>as you go to sit back in your desk you notice a certain someone’s under it
>and she’s shyly waiting for you to sit back down so she can help you ‘relax’

All these maid punishments seem quite rewarding to me anons, how will you actually make sure that they behave correctly?

>>18361804
You and me both.
Alpha queen of the jungle never, we need a big cat to rival jinkos.

>>18361698
>Your 2 kikis break the plate you ate on after fighting over who gets to clean it
>You tie them up like that until they learn to get along
Make sure to take pictures.

>>18361781
It would be kinda silly for every member of a species to look 100% identical in every way. As long as you don't go too far with changing stuff in my opinion your wife having a different skin colour is fine, especially considering her species then it's okay.

>>18361814
I don't know anon, that seems a little extreme. Not very aesthetically pleasing either in my opinion, maids are supposed to be pure and pretty!

>>18361808
She’s a trained assassin anon. Even if it physically was arousing, she has complete control of her heart rate and focus. Nothing could surpri-
>Husband spanks her booty and pulls her tail out of nowhere
>”Eep!!!”

>>18361785
Who's that?

>>18361787
>>18361803
It's all fake, no different than a drug addict and his fix.

>>18361795
I'm not baiting if that's what you're asking. I'm saying this isn't really realistic.

>>18361782
Yes, there's obviously only one person here who dislikes you spamming of random shit. Fuck off.

>>18361816
Is spanking still a forced meme or is that an acceptable punishment?

>>18361814
Please don't expand your maids

>>18361698
That is very good stuff anon, I want to do this with my Kobold waifu and daughteru.

>>18361816
Because its sexy and the true punishment that makes their work more difficult is not something that should be mentioned here.

>>18361826
>I'm saying this isn't really realistic
That's why it's called fantasy, my friend

>>18361829
Still a forced meme.

>>18361810
I'm more into toothy Abominations than tentacles. There's just that something about a cute girl's face unfurling to show her split mandible bristling with tiny teeth, all ready to gently caress my dick. And if she's got an inky, toothy tentacle nest down there, even better, as long as she still has legs.

>>18361829
It's not really a forced meme anymore anon, though it's not really a viable punishment either. I mean, spanking is highly erotic and enervating!

>>18361824
That's why its a punishment.

>>18361831
She's stretchy, she'll be fine.

>>18361392
This kinda shit is how school shootings start.

I want to accidentally rip off a Kunoichi's mask while she tries to assassinate me.

>>18361789
>>18361807
>Furthermore, many of them are reticent and don’t express very much outward emotion, but it seems this is because the founders of the kunoichi passed down the teaching “One should only reveal one’s true heart and feelings in front of a husband that one truly loves

>>18361833
How would it work if they're not the same size?

>>18361837

It's still wrong.

>>18361846
Then you have to marry her. It's the law, and it's enforced.

By aircraft.

>>18361839
Forgot to say, the squid beak/pussy had teeth. That's why your post reminded me of it.

>>18361853
Aircraft? Well that seems kind of odd.

>>18361815
Adorable. And sexy- imagine the discipline and sexual training of a Kunoichi and how that would effect her blowjob skills. She can probably hold her breath for an hour and has practiced and exercised her throat muscles to vibrate using ancient techniques, to say nothing of her devotion and discipline to keep you balls deep for the whole experience. And she can do it all either whisper silent or if you prefer noise perfect moans and gulps and glucks that she’s perfected based on your tastes.
Damn. Kunoichi are pretty damn great.

>>18361854
>squid beak/pussy had teeth
YES
Vagina dentata is the best. I wish there were more doujins with the theme.

>>18361850
We'd figure something out anon, maybe my daughteru can sit i her mother's lap or something, or my daughteru can stand on something tall enough for her to reach my waifu's mouth with her own. A tandem ball gag or a nice long double-ended dildo would also be very nice in this sort of situation, but that's just me.

>>18361863
No. Just get the fuck out of here.

>>18361849
Yeah, so they still can, but again only when the mission is done and they’re with husband.

>>18361867
No.
I will make a comeback and write a vagina dentata story just to spite you.

>>18361826

>>18361846
I want to accidentally rip a Kunoichi’s hymen while she tries to assassinate me!

>>18361868
>assassinated by a Kunoichi
>it’s a long journey back to her village
>you come to love her, of course, but conversation is short, curt, and she is clearly a very reserved person with little room for nonsense
>finally, after integrating into her village the day comes where she willing reveals her face to you
>she does, and as is tradition, you kiss her to confirm your love and devotion
>then suddenly-
>”Oh yaaaay! Yatta!!! Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh I did it! I’m so happy! Husband is mine now! Oh you’ve made me so happy! What do you wanna do for our honeymoon?! Oh this is so perfect, my heart is racing! Hahahaha! Yes yes yes yes!!!”
>She leaps into a hug and nuzzles your chest with happy tears in her typically menacing eyes

>>18361863
I'm like 65% sure this is SFW
My apologies if not

>>18361904
Dass it mane

>>18361878
>>18361904
Faggot.

>>18361863
What the fuck

>>18361878
>vagina dentata story
Which some reason conjured up an image of little shop of horrors type musical.

>>18361902
>you will never make your shortstack Kunoichi wife happily exclaim “Yatta!!!”
Assassinate me now

>>18361856
Kunoichi justice is stern but fair. Also, they have an absolutely vulgar defense budget.

>>18361678
Is there a dog god like Bastet? I bet she would be a bro. Man’s best friend and all.

>>18361963
>It’s just a giant St. Bernard girl who literally wears a keg on her collar.

>>18361968
>gives you whiskey dick so she can rape you for hours

What monster girl would go shooting with me? I want a range buddy.

>>18361782
>only one person is tired of my bullshit!

>>18361975

>>18361968
The goodest girl.

I wonder if jinkos worship bastet or even recognize her as a their patron deity

>>18361985
I just noticed she has milk-shells on her belt in the right pic.

>>18361985
I wanna nibble her ears.

>>18361990

Tactical sips.

>>18361985
>Cowboy holstaur
Is there a outlaw rattlesnek?
Who's the sheriff?

>>18361975
Elves and Alps are good shooting buddies. Just make sure you don’t get involved in a feud between a Wood Elf and a Dark Elf.

>>18362011
>Dark elves practicing hand-bows

>>18361863
shark teeth > squid beak

>>18361999
What if it was a scorpion girl instead?

>>18361698
What if you only have one misbehaving maid?

>>18361999
>Who's the sheriff?
The Cavewoman.

>>18362019
Shark teeth up here, squid beak down there.

>>18360946
>tfw cant tell her exact height
>tfw probably as tall as her waist

Is it wrong that I love overly tall, muscled girls along with short, super soft ones?

>>18362044
No.

>>18362027
Swooce

>>18362073
>tfw you will never watch Youtube Poops with a Cheshire

>>18362048
You should trust them, I've known a few flowers in my day and they've all been swell fellows

>>18362090
But what if they stick a vine up my poop-chute?

>>18362089
Cheshires are top tier for me along with holsts and familiars.

Would enjoy a big, tubby cheshire nerd.

>>18361999
Watch out for the injuns!

Now I want to see a tanookie banker in an old timey pinstripe dress! I’ll protect her!

>>18362103
Geronimo Thunderbird!
Great Bear grizzlygirl!

>>18362099
Then Judge Dredd enters the stage.

>>18362011
>alps good at shooting
Explain

>>18361810
Link please.

>>18362011
>Just make sure you don’t get involved in a feud between a Wood Elf and a Dark Elf.
That's exactly where I want to be, especially if that feud is around me.

>>18361975
Ren Xiongmao would be unexpectedly good picks. Think about it.

>>18362011
>used to love archery but had to set it aside for work and a responsible life
>happen to pass by a shooting range one day where you see an elf with little talent practicing as other elves snicker behind her back
>but she keeps at it anyway with dogged determination
>after a while come up to her and offer tips, maybe even join her
>rediscover your passion for an old hobby (and how horribly rusty you've become) while growing closer to an elf whose drive makes you feel alive for the first time in decades

And in an age gap and it'd make a heartwarming story of an awkward first love and moving past old regrets.

Would you watch your Scylla/Kraken wife tentacle-fuck herself?

>>18362236
Absolutely, I’d even sneak up behind her and then whisper in her ear egging her on.

>>18362236
No.

>>18362236
https://e-hentai.org/s/b27e4949e1/515167-6

>>18361403

>>18362236
Isn't that just normal masturbation for her species?

>>18361207
Worth mothfu

>>18362162
It's recent, you can find it easily

>>18362118
https://pastebin.com/uqhKej1R

It has a judge dredd ending to it.

>>18362263
Krakens must be the niggers of the sea.

>>18362316
Krakens would be the literal reason why depth charges would be invented.

>>18362277
Best mothfu.

>>18362277
You're right, mothfu's are worth it.

>>18362386
>>18362391
WORST

Oh dear mofu

>>18362399
Please don't remind me of what I'm missing out on.

>>18362417
you dont need to play a game to enjoy the art

>>18362418
No, I mean in real life. I'm missing out on having a foxgirl gf in real life.

>>18362428
We all are anon,but dont despair! they will open any day now!

>>18362478
I'd love my waifu to cosplay for me. What do you want your waifu to cosplay as?

>>18362252
This must be the world after the Demon Lord won.

>>18362496
Dracula

>>18362496
My sister

>>18362512
Would vlad the implier be a icon among vampires?

>>18362528
Maybe as a porn star.

>>18362532
Long thick fangs like hers would be great for humanboy abuse porn.

>>18362528
Do you think that the common perception of Dracula would be considered a racist caricature by vampires?

>>18362545
I am thinking of replacing movies with MG versions

snakes on a plane become lamias on a plane!

>>18362544
Draculina needs to be a married woman,christmas cake vampires tend to get crazier the more time they spend in solitude

>>18362553
>lamias getting blacked
I'm not sure if I like where this is going.

>>18362553
>I am legend
>It's the alternative ending, but now it's a zombie wanting her husbando back instead
The dog doesn't die, it just turns into a kobold in a dramatic 'wait so you werent turning into something bad!' scene and sticks with him

>>18362582
Fuck off /tv/

What monster girl would most likely hug a daki pillow tight on a winter night?
My Yeti daki cover arrived from Cuddly Octopus, it's cute and I like the high quality material they print on

>>18362603
But I don't even watch movies, the last one I watched was return of the king in 2003.
I haven't watched a western tv show in even longer.

>>18362582
That scene with the shotas just got a lot hotter though.

>>18362553
>>18362582

>>18362604
A lot of them would, Oomukades and Yetis especially.
Glad to hear it arrived safely yetifag, I want a daki of my own one day.

>>18362639
>6-100

if a doctor cant really tell if your lamia got 6 or 100 eggs i would question the medic degree

Matilda Vin is God.

>>18362544
>tfw bloodplay fetish
>would be 100% down for this
D-does she have claws too? At least some pointy fingernails with black nail polish.

>when she licks her fingers after
Are there any MG stories that feature tooth and nail stuff like this?

>>18362517
>sister

>>18362660
I'm very impressed with how well drawn those stocking frills are.

>>18362639
While I don't like this post cause this image is used to shitpost near every thread, the idea of having too many babies sounds like it'd be fun to deal with.

>>18362496
A Kikimora cosplaying as 2B, of course.

>>18362478
I want to stare into a Basilisk's eyes

>>18362741
t.Traitor-kun.

>>18362712
Ask a echidna for counseling!

>>18362751
I've got this image of her going full Cesar Millan but with all of the MG daughterus.

>>18362745
Don't post offtopic garbage.

>>18362784
he was making a joke that went along with his text calm your tits

>>18362784
I swear /mgt/ is the only thread to whine about "off-topic" images.

>>18362794
Stop wasting images like a cunt.

>>18362799
MUH IMAGE LIMIT

>>18362794
cute

>>18362794
>>18362799
>>18362812
Faggots.

>>18362496
Ice Queen as Crystal Maiden

>>18362812
90% of threads die well short of the image limit.

>>18362794
Jokes are meant to be funny, I'm with that guy.
>>18362799
You must not venture out of the thread into the rest of /jp/ then, /v/ related reaction images have been hated on the board forever.

>>18362799
And suddenly, I'm reminded of a thread bitching about "on-topic" images.

How tall do you like your monsters?

>>18362836
Shorter than me

>>18362836
to the point my head end on her breasts when we stand or lay down

>>18362836
4 to 9 feet

>>18362836

>>18362836
As long as one isn't shorter than the other's hip, I'm good.

>>18362836
Teeny-tiny.

>>18362836
7 feet

>>18362836
The same way I like my coffee.

>>18362836
Either 3.5' to 5', or 7' to 8.5'.
She needs to be either much taller or much shorter.

>>18362836
An inch or two shorter than me right down to standing paizuri height. Then there's a weird gap, then we hit the 6-8" range where fairies go.

This got me. Thinking though, can you imagine the dexterity you'd need to raise fairy babies? They'd be tiny.

>>18362863
He wasn't talking about skin color you nigger.

>>18362836
Equal height

>>18362836
Anywhere from 4'0 to 7'0 depending on the race.

>>18362836
Either equal to my height or a bit taller, not tall enough to make kissing difficult though.

>>18362869
Point at this man and laugh

>>18362885
???

How much do automatons weigh?

>>18362903
Presumably light enough to pick up and *pomf*.

>Me and my paladin homies drive to the poor part of town
>Some mangy dog beasts opened up a new shop on crescent street
>Fucking monster immigrant scum taking our jobs
>Joffrey, Rupert and I go in posing as customers
>Place stinks of wet dog and strange foreign foods
>An ageing mutt with devil eyes and an aura of murderous intent greets us behind the shops counter
>"Awoo~ Welcome to Ms Fursteins humble store! What can i get you fine gentlemen!"
>I can barely understand its unintelligible monster babble
>Joffrey and I stride over to the counter while rupert keeps lookout near the door
>I slam my fists on the laminated counter and yell
>"LISTEN HERE YOU FLEABAG, WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO YOUR KIND ROUND HERE"
>Excited by my wanton display of speciesism, Rupert and Joffrey start chanting "Deus Vult!"
>With beads of sweat dripping from my forehead, i stare intently at the demon shopkeep awaiting its reaction
>Nervously and meekly it begins speaking up
>"You.. want some miso soup? Its very tasty and also affordable! ~"
>BLASTED THING IS MOCKING US
>My vision becomes red with rage and my fist clench with anger
>I start smashing everything in sight, my compatriots follow suit
>"Please stop! Why are you doing this? This shop is my everything!"
>I smash one last bottle of some kind of voodoo liquid and smugly view the destruction i've brought
>The shop owner is trying to pick up broken glass and ceramics
>It begins chanting a demonic incantation that sounds like crying
>"Leave and go back to your own lands! Deus vult!"
>We book it out the door and run to the car
>Managed to hid out in the church until the whole thing quieted down

DEGENERATE ABOMINATIONS BTFO

>>18362903
It'll depend entirely on how armored up they are.

>>18362915
>>>/tg/

>>18362836
Either big enough to powerbomb me or petite enough for pic related.

>>18362924
>"They are resistant to impact"

>>18362869
He coulda meant strong.

>>18362934
Dumb hellhound poster.

>>18362936
>”Wanwan! 231! Wanwan! 232...!”

>>18362954
t. anubis poster