/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Finally a good thread

Surely this thread won't get deleted since everyone likes Yuiyui, right?

Good thread.

>>18337075
Anyone but Yuiyui is a disease.

>>18337075
All the shitposters post Yuiyui

>>18337086
This, Yuiyui antis are truly the worst, see okadafag and cholo.

Which AKB drama is worth watching?

>>18337090
could you stop it with the multiple personalities

it gets confusing

>>18337094
None of them honestly

>>18337094
majisuka 1

that is all

>>18337094
Majisuka Gakuen?

Bad thread.

>>18337094
LOVE NIGHT Koi Koujou, Adrenalin no Yoru, Majisuka Gakuen 1 & 5, Cabasuka Gakuen, ADS77

>>18337097
Then they should stop trying to be thread personas so bad, they are the only ones posting their girls while attacking others for some reason.

Is Cho not doing this gravure contest?

>>18337094
Majisuka 1 and Tofu

>>18337116
>for some reason
Yeah, definitely nothing suspect about attacking one girl and praising another in the same post, over and over again.

>>18337126
Exactly, besides insecurity I don't see a reason to shit on someone else oshi.

living the dream

>>18337135
It's called creating artificial tensions where none were before. He's been doing this for years.

Oh look, back when AKB was interesting

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xor130

>>18337147
about 12 years too early

>>18337094
You have to watch them all so you can complain about the ones you think are shit

>>18337144
The okadafag yeah, cholo is relatively new

>>18337156
>cholo is new
Did you just get here.

>>18337094
None, only stagefags watch this shit

>>18337162
Kinda new yes.

>>18337094
Aoi no umi long summer

>all this multi ip samefagging
who added cocaine to the fishthank?

>>18337147
Guys I'm such an oldfag XDD

>>18337182
>laughing at disabled people
Rude.

a-anon kun tasukete, onegai.

>>18337182
>criticizing someone for not being a hipster who only pays attention to girls who have zero star power

Seriously what's with this thread, maybe I should go back to s48

>>18337187
Yuiyui is for idol.

>>18337177
stop ban evading

where are the CHO gravure pictures?????

Shiori is for fatomomo gravure.

Time has come for Eitos to strip but I think they should go further

>>18337201
you're much too retarded for akbg

>>18337202
wait next week

>>18337202
Photoshopping her pics is taking longer than bitcoin mining.

>>18337201
The irony is that the hipsters are all nostalgiafags who pretend to feel nostalgic about a time they didn't even experience to make themselves look more experts than they actually are. So, yeah, you are such an oldfag alright. XDDD

>>18337222
Are you seriously trying to argue that the people ITT who oshi non-ranked girls no one's ever heard of aren't hipsters? Please.

>>18337227
They've been here long enough to hear of them and come to like them. Unlike yourself.

>>18337147
unless you lived in Tokyo there wasn't a lot to go on as fan then, there was the theater and not much else

that void between MM losing popularity and AKB getting their own TV shows was rough as an idol fan

>>18337232
I'm pretty sure she'll win the chubu area gravure.

>>18337239
Who is she up against?

I'm the only one who can post this cunt here.

>>18337227
I consider retards those who pretend to "miss" the "Akiahabara Fortyeight" of 2006.

>>18337246
We're not going to start posting Erotan no matter how much you beg.

>>18337243
freakazoid
yuuna
hattsu
hikarun
harupyon
sayarin

>>18337243

>>18337250
>hattsu
Sorry but Cho is doomed.

>>18337245
she is a cunt

>>18337245
You're going to marry her one day, I can tell.

>>18337255
HKT wotas like them rough

>>18337239
And outshine the fish on the final?
Nope, they will give it to a less likeable girl. This shit is already rigged for Yuiyui.

>>18337059
>News
(02/27) Tanaka Yuka graduation performance

>>18337261
So you're saying Cho has it in the bag.

:o

still gay

>>18337320
still no idea who that is

>>18337320
Do you think Karen and Naachan will ever hook up?

>>18337349
too close

>>18337333
they'll star in a saki musical together and it'll be a nonstop orgy

>>18337255
>>18337367
*chops off your dick in your sleep*

>>18337385
welp, now i'm a vegetarian

This thread is ruined because it's a competition of "who can be the most obscure". Why can't you just oshi someone normal, like Sakura

>>18337234
>being able to visit the theater and watch stages every day
>rough

>>18337402
Why can't you just oshi a girl you like instead

>>18337402
>Why can't you just oshi someone normal, like any non ske and non nmb

>>18337417
>*not ske and non hkt

I forgot about the Tani OP

>>18337419
nice try, anchu. go back to stealing cookies

>>18337425
tani mind break jav with toilet licking when

>>18337427
those days are over, she doesn't have to put on the red light again

oshi someone normal like >>>/wsg/2086239

>>18337438
>posting 2 years old content in shitty quality outside here

>>18337432
JK or OL?

>>18337443
Now this is someone worth oshiing

>>18337207
Weak pubes, nips too dark, try again with this cunt.

>>18337207
Those breasts look so sad.

>>18337507
Tomochin is a bit of a chameleon. Sometimes I'm all "yeaaah" other times "no thanks". Comfy bod there.

>>18337512
her body is shit

please help her
https://7gogo.jp/utada-hatsuka/3824

>>18337514
At least she's not a lanky chestlet who broke her own hymen.

>>18337507
>no yaeba
Dropped

>>18337520
Flat and tall are good and that was an accident

>>18337519

>>18337507
Swag XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRVFkdckv8g

>>18337519
6

>>18337512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZJfh7SmChM

>>18337519
>>18337526
This lil nigga is 15 and is supposed to be able to solve that? I'm 30 and I don't even know where to begin.

>>18337544
try learning Japanese first

To all those who like the young and "pure" idols, remember they can evolve into this.

>>18337519
translate it frist

>>18337558
She matured nicely. It was only once she got rid of her yaeba that she started losing it.

>>18337565
Imagine being a Namba and having someone with bigger breasts from another group guest on your show. They must be fuming inside.

Can we stop talking about breasts ITT? It's non apropos

>>18337563
No she didn't she got plastic surgery super early on and has been going lower and lower ever since

>>18337576
She did not.

>>18337580
"Hahaha"

>>18337580
are you loco

So random

>>18337578
gravure slut

>>18337425

I forgot about Tani.

>>18337578
Put your clothes back on, it's time to clean the theater bathroom stalls again.

There are people ITT drinking soymilk right now

>>18337595
she wasn't on the lastest senbatsu because kamata and sugawara

You just got hired by Shukan Bunshun. What do you focus on for your first investigative piece?

>>18337599
I've never had it, but it must be good since you keep bringing it up.

>>18337599
I also drink rice milk because I'm allergic to dairy.

>>18337578
low waist panties are the best

>>18337605
fujimon

>>18337605
48G and Sakamichi sex tapes. I will get them even if I have to hire ikemen to infiltrate and film them

>>18337612
They only look good on girls with the body for it. Imagine *retch* Yuria in those. Yuck

>>18337605
I'd focus on scandaling with nene

>>18337621
Yeah wh-who would want to see that

>>18337612

As a member of the LGBT community, this clip makes me smile :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKRdDRH9ONg

>>18337578
imagine that crotch in your face

>>18337627
Anon...

>>18337544
this is extremely easy, the moonrunes make it look harder than it is

>>18337563
It was surgery, obviously

Remember when Mariko was ugly?

>>18337650
You have to go a little earlier to when she was a high school fatty before she gets ugly

>>18337646
Jeez anon, you don't think she lost the tooth in a fist fight?

>>18337650
We'll never know if she was too ugly for AKB or too pretty for AKB.

>>18337660
If we judge her by the Yuiyui rule she was too ugly

>having all the best features at once
unfair tb h

>>18337519
>>18337526
I can't read roman numerals

>>18337578
EXTREMELY fertile body

>>18337686
Hnnng best andtightest Haruppi

>>18337686
JUSTICE, GIVE ME BACK MY HARUPPI

Yuiri's gonna get it tonight.

>>18337686
>farts during gravure shoots

No thanks

>>18337667
What's the Yuiyui rule again? Anyone who looks more human than a fish is ugly?

>>18337526
>>18337519
I want to be Hattsu's math tutor ;_;

>>18337685
Literal goddess.

Someone is mad his thread got ignored I see.

reminder that no one likes Okada
https://youtu.be/YnZmNKs9l2o

>>18337707
The rule goes something like this, you ask yourself "if everyone in the group looked as good Yuiyui, would this gal retard the aesthetic?"

>>18337715
You can like her without being sexually attracted to her, anon.

>>18337717
By that rule, just about anyone could make it in AKB.

>>18337718
>had to ask her to not run away
No.

These girls have multiple obligations per day. If you think a constantly booked member like Tomochin has the time to have surgery then 3 to 6 months to recover without anyone finding out, you're delusional.

>>18337721
Many girls would retard the aesthetic of an all Yuiyui group

>>18337723
To not run away from being kissed. She spends lots of time around Nana otherwise.

>>18337724
I'm sure someone like you whose only knowledge of plastic surgery comes from 90's romcoms and Nip Tuck would think that

>>18337730
I know someone who's currently in med school, trust me, people would know if Tomochin has surgery. She was probably the single most busy AKB member at the time. There's no chance she has surgery.

>>18337729
Poor thing, being forced by management in order to stop Okada from sudoku because no one likes her... At least Megu can spend more time with the girls she really likes. Yuiri is a fair sacrifice.

>>18337724
Stop taking his bait. Most of us have the common sense to know that.

>>18337708

>>18337735
>I know a guy who knows a guy whose brother is a...
K

>>18337735
>I know someone
lol! what's next? Paruru's transformer nose is also natural?

>>18337744
>I don't know shit about surgeries, but I'm still going to tell why you're wrong
K

>>18337734
her smile makes up for her body

>>18337752
You're delusional

>>18337753
her weird powdery ghost-skin makes up for her body

>>18337756
And you're dumb. We're equal.

What is Mayu showing her?

>>18337706
Why do you hate cute stuff?

>>18337761
she is not that egowhite

>>18337757
Huh I was wondering where all this shitposting came from.

>>18337773
Fakes of them getting fucked and tributes of course

>>18337777
her skin looks like if you rubbed her it would leave chalky residue

>>18337779
So Harukacv twitter then

>>18337783
no?

She's 48g's most naturally pretty member, probably ever. How far could she have gone with a proper push? #1?

>hating on Cho only because she is cute and popular among anons

what a sad little life.

>>18337796
kami 9

>>18337792
it's true

>>18337801
I will see it for my self in 10 years

>>18337798
>what is female jealousy
Now that half of our anons are kks on oversea groups is even worst.

>>18337773
Her akbg_txt twitter account

>>18337686
The things we have lost...

>>18337804
okay tell me how it is when you do

>>18337808
This explains why it only tweets normie shit

>>18337796
With the okada push? 4 ssk in a row.

I literally turn off a MV whenever Sasshi's face shows up. She's made it hard to be a fan for a while now.

>>18337812
if you are still around

>>18337817
yeah I might die

>>18337796
>one of the most pushed members ever
>not a proper push
What do you consider a proper push?

>>18337819
be aware of the dangers of the modern society

>>18337822
>prr
>ever pushed
Stick to cho spam and simple sentences.

>>18337827
oh I'm aware, but I'm also unprepared

>>18337777
https://twitter.com/ryosuke_kaotan/status/921580298080366592

I don't believe any of the members past or present have slept with management. You're all too cynical.

>>18337830
>paruru won janken fair and square

>>18337830
>an entire mechaike special about her
>star of multiple seasons of Majisuka
>3 A-side centers
>all over AKB variety for years
>her own TV show
No push, right?

>>18337845
So did Mirun, your point?

Zankokunaame
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6e1n86

>>18337851
nice dresses

Unpopular Opinion: Minegishi has done more for 48g than any other single member, she deserves to stay as long as she wants.

>>18337836
interesting, I would need a proper look, from both

>>18337846
>getting outside job on her own due to massive popularity is a push
You don't even know how showbiz works do you?

>>18337859
That's an incorrect response to one of the five points, sure. What about the rest?

>>18337848
Mirun is post-rigged era janken.

what with the samefagging fights? slow day on the fandom or something?

>>18337870
How convenient, was Uchida janken rigged then?

>>18337877
the first one?

>>18337877
Rigged era was Mariko to Milky. Obviously.

>>18337883
And the one brown Nana won was also rigged but she went off script and beat someone she shouldn't have in the middle of the bracket

>>18337883
the only one rigged is fujita's

>>18337868
They have no choice but milking money from her due to massive popularity, see how shit is akb nowadays due to pushing unpopular girls.

>>18337892
You're fucking delusional, she wasn't popular until she won Janken and they started pushing her right after that.

>>18337637
delightful

>>18337892
anon idiot, you don't born popular, you have to push that person, and once you invest a certain amount of money/time, there is no going back

How avant garde would it be for the Super Bowl to have AKB as their halftime show?

I think everyone may have forgotten (because I certainly have), Miyazaki Miho is still a member of AKB48. How can this be?

>>18337883
>my point is valid only based on my own criteria and working within an arbitrary frame that I set up that a priori rules out your viewpoint heh I win again

>>18337904
>win janken
>still they push someone else
Thanks for proving my point.

>>18337912
>Team8 performs at the 2020 Olympics opening ceremony
>It's so successful they get asked to do the Super Bowl halftime show the following year.
Make it happen.

>>18337932
The mechaike special was right after she won janken, idiot. Just because they were also pushing Sakura doesn't mean that they weren't pushing Paruru.

>>18337939
>being in senbatsu when you make kami7 is a push!!!!

>>18337939
Paruru's chara was popular and she's gorgeous, it's not hard to understand

>cholo butthurt his ripoff will never top based PRR

I'm not gonna be part of the pointless larger argument this started with, but Paruru's janken was rigged. Only an idiot would deny it. Now grow up.

>>18337946
is being in senbatsu despite never ranking a push?

>>18337946
>>18337947
What the fuck does this have to do with what we're talking about?

>>18337858

>>18337954
what does this have to do with paruru?

>>18337958
white

Conspiracy theorists are idiots, no matter the genre. AKS rigging a game of rock paper scissors? I don't think so.

>>18337957
she's a tease

>>18337953
>my oshi didnt win
>RIGGED AHHHH

>>18337966
I don't think it was rigged, but I'll admit that a senbatsu with Paruru AND Yuihan AND Tomochin coming about randomly is pretty fucking suspicious.

>>18337969
>my oshi won
>therefore it can't be rigged, despite the obvious evidence WAHHHH

>>18337972
>obvious evidence

>>18337974
Paruru is the cutest, her persona is 100% natural. It's a great change of pace from your typical dumb idol

>>18337971
And Miyu and Mariko, almost forgot.

>>18337966
>People never lie! Especially not when companies have a vested interest in pushing a particular member!

>>18337981
why do you even follow satoshit?

My main complaint about Paruru is that she was billed as "salty". I was expecting some serous tsundere, when I actually found she's just... shy. She's shy. Which is fine, it's cute af, but she isn't salty.

Look at these obvious evidences, rigged!!

>>18337981
Paruru looks like shit. Her personality is shit. She was a shit idol.

>>18337979
>She w-was j-just using a g-good s-strategy in a g-game of c-chance!

>>18337989
her salt comes from her bluntness

>>18337989
I billed her as zero fucks given

To sum it up: PRR could have won 7 SSKs with okada push

>>18337991
miku>nako

>>18337999
Winning even one SSK would probably have killed Paruru

>>18337984
>posting jurina janken to prove prr was rigged

>>18338023
She doesn't look bad for a 50 year old.

>>18338023
>Can't even be bothered to read the post that was responded to
I don't know if you're lazy or just stupid, but you're really starting to embarrass yourself now.

>>18338035
it's all gonna be worth it when yuzuha starts doing gravure at a sakura/miru pace

>>18338039
that will never happen

>>18338035
what did she mean by this

>>18337984
Jurina's wasn't rigged. AKS has done everything in their power to prevent Jurina from being #1, since day one. At least this year they won't have any choice but to accept she's the ace.

>>18337789
cute

>>18338068
if she told me that she is virgin I would force myself to believe her

What are the chances of Tomu wining ssk this year?

>>18338074
0.00001%

>>18338068
unf unf unf

Chances of winning SSK:

Jurina: 60%
Sakura: 38%
Field: 2%

>>18338090
the one who should be graduating instead

>read an entirely blog of an anti saying we need to execute Paruru in the street

Uh, maybe I'm not fit for this fandom. Sorry guys but I'm out

>>18338086
After RH I wouldn't be surprised if kami7 is entirely NGT

>>18338097

no you are not

>>18338100
I would

>>18338100
inb4 no free votes for fanclubs

How did she end up becoming vanilla D2's mom?

>>18338113
only kids tolerate her slutness

>>18338100
Keep this meme alive please, is going to be funny when there's no app bug this year.

Anyone else only like them for their non-serious MVs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pizw3Wf8MHM

They're a shit group, music-wise, so who gives a shit?

>>18338117
there's no bug, just someone using idols to launder money

>>18338122
fans ergo the girls themselves

>>18337927
Alzheimer's

>>18337927
She has nothing else going on in her life, why would she quit?

>>18338168
The yuihag syndrome

>>18338113
Okada graduated.

>>18337389

BRB...

>>18338074
She won't break 100k, probably not even 90k. But she has a high chance of making it to Kami 7.

musk can sell all the flametrhowers he want but he will never be as hot as my oshi

>>18338090
love aayan

>>18338090
My girl

>>18337187
Oh I'll save you, alright.

>>18337783
I would like to rub it

>>18338247
What caused this?

>>18338262
food

>>18338173
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

>>18338263
I would gladly take Kojima Karin anytime

>>18338263
kojirin and maokyun are attractive

>>18337740
This is a masterpiece.

>>18338247
Our girl.

>>18338262
A penis.

>>18338064
Preach it brother. Jurina's power can no longer be held down by corrupt management!
This is the revolution, prepare for it.

>>18338276

>>18338301
I would stab her again

>>18338306
Where's this little slut's IV?

>>18338262
Physical injury and broken ego leading to depression, medication and overeating.

>>18338322
good slut

What's the best solo single?

My nomination: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuVNanzKk9k

>>18338317
Except without the physical injury.

Prettiest girl.

>>18338190
I forgot about her

>>18338343
I think most of us did

>>18338329
mou ichido hashiridashite miyouka

Okada Nana < Owada Nana

>>18338333
She got Sheik'd in that shitty wrestling drama they did.

>>18338335
even that nobody makes her mouth and nose look like crap

>>18338352
not a single person has ever thought otherwise.

>>18338352
The fatter the better.

>>18338352
truth

>>18338337

>>18338335
Yuiri is perfect.

>>18338352
According to body weight, sure.

>>18338414
perfectly fat

>>18338420
fat in just the right places

>>18338424
I don't see her G cups

>>18338428
exactly

>>18338433
precisely

>>18338422
Stop spamming this busu. Her wide nose and ugly teeth makes me sick.

>>18338437
>ugly teeth
You have the shittest taste imaginable and it makes me sick.

>>18338437

>>18338437
her personality makes up for her looks, oh wait, it doesn't

>>18338445
Her personality could make up for even Izurina's looks, but thankfully it doesn't need to make up for anything, it's just icing on a perfect cake.

onishi is a good senpai

i like 薮下楓.

>>18338447
>calling izuta ugly
>praising yuiri
imaging being this biased

>>18338449
That's why they put the new girl in her hotel room.

>>18338422
I want to pick her ringos.

>>18338444
it's not the nose nor the teeth, it's both, alone it wouldn't annoy me a little

>>18338460
Queen of love and beauty

>>18338461
Why do you hate beauty?

>>18338365
That was just a rumor. It's just as likely she just had a nervous breakdown, especially coming after kouhaku.

>>18338461
Don't sell her short, the manjaw is also hideous.

>>18338467
no, why do YOU hate beauty?