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Long live the Koha

I hope she got some talent for Christmas.

>>1829543
oh you must be joking anon,
she is a wonderful and talented young superstar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6Uek4wm2aU&fmt=18

♥

Useful idol who doesn't need to fall back on her sex appeal, unlike her peers.

>>1829543

Please wash your mouth with a mouthful of bleach and think twice before trying to speak ill of Koharu next time around.
She might be young, but she also has talent to spare. Not for nothing she churns out singles hand over fist.

>>1829563
I meant talent you and I can enjoy, not her ability to turn a trick (which must be fantastic, because she sure as shit wasn't hired for her singing ability or looks).

>>1829598
>she also has talent to spare.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

But I don't like Koharu

>>1829640
>But I don't like Koharu
>But I
>三日月 !!XFz1m138F1v

>>1829637
oh u
No one can look at this and honestly say that they hate Koha

>>1829637

Maybe when you'll stop resorting to put into question her abilities as a singer as well as a voice actress, I'll take your opinions about her in higher regard.
In the meantime, suffice it to say that she was selected out of no less than 21,611 applicants. If you think that her selection was just a matter of luck working for her you are a fool.

>>1829694
i wouldn't let those chompers near my dick, that's for sure

>>1829640

I'm sorry to hear that. At any rate, I bet she'll grow on you too eventually. Just give her a chance. ☺

HNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>1829754
looks like you spilled some yogurt on a relic

hay guise wats goin on here

>>1829840

I see what you did there. And looks like someone is in the mood of joking around once again.
Not that it bothers me in any way.

SUPPORT KOHARU

BUY MERCHANDISE

>>1829694
I can't hate a young girl I've never met, I can however say she's a complete joke of an idol and has no business being one.

>>1829697
>blah, blah, blah, I'll take your opinions about her in higher regard.
We hear the same Koharu bro, maybe if you weren't tone deaf you wouldn't defend her vocal ability.


! WARNING ! DO NOT OPEN IMAGE IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !

koharu
greatest musume ever.
<3

>>1829892
dem lips, mmm
thanks anon, you just opened up a whole new level of appreciation for Koharu I didn't have before
i'm not totally convinced you don't like her

>>1829891
the most important thing i have heard today

>>1829892

My ears are completely fine, thank you.
What you should check for, on the other hand, is that personal biases won't get in the way of your judgement on Koha.
I won't deny that some of her early songs are slightly below par in terms of voice timber, like Pa Pancake for example, but she has long got over that, and it shows.
Not that it really matters anyways. Said song was supposed to be used as the OP for that shitty anime Kirarin Revolution, so it still fulfills its original purpose more than decently.
Furthermore, just to further clear things up, in a recent interview she also stated that the problem with voice inflection could be ascribed more to just overacting than lack of experience.
Either ways, slamming her for minor slipups in her career's beginning is inconceivable, even more so considering that she has long overcome them.

>! WARNING ! DO NOT OPEN IMAGE IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !

All I see are beautiful smiles from our Koharu. I don't know what you were trying to get at with this sentence, but maybe I'm better off just ignoring your sterile slights for now on.

Undoubtly the cutest thing on Earth.

>>1829936

Make it the greatest idol ever. Bar none, I'd dare adding.
It's no use to stint on flatteries when Koharu is involved.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZQWV2GMFcw

Speaking of Koharu, this video never fails to move me to tears.
In case you are wondering about what you're about to watch, it's Koharu before her big leap into the idol industry.
The awe-struck expression painted on her chubby face throughout it really wraps everything up and adds to her innate cuteness, to boot.
Tsunku must be keeping a tape with the original recording always handy so that he can watch it over and over again and remind himself of what a great idol he helped bringing up.

>>1830321

Dayum, those curves....

>>1830314
Anyone who likes Koharu has already seen that video. How exactly is that "before" her big leap? It's at the beginning of her idol career, not before it.

>>1830351
don't be a Scrooge, everyone has not enjoyed that video of her big leap into idol stardom
i always remember how nervous she was

>>1832299
>>1832305
>>1832311
>>1832322
>>1832324
oh anon, there is no mistaking Koharu

>>1832370

Well said, fellow Anon.

rika hijack!

>>1833171
nice try anon but even charmy cant outshine this young superstar

>>1833217
of course she can

>>1833279
and how many successful solo singles did Rika have during her first few years in H!P?

exactly, you have no response for that

>>1833303
Rika can still sing better than her though...

>>1833303
who actually listens to their awful music? i know i don't

>>1833381
this is laughable because Rika can't even properly hit the high notes like Koharu can

>>1833396
your heroes do, the japanese

>>1833347

needs to be lower camera

>>1833428
>>1833347
>>1833303
You are retarded. You are no better than the people who make fun of Koharu when all you do is make fun of other idols and say they aren't as good as her. You are to Koharu what Dedicated Hirano Aya-sama Fan is to Aya Hirano. You are only lowering her reputation by being such a troll faggot. Shut up and stop making these threads already.

>>1833451

>>1833451
>Dedicated Hirano Aya-sama Fan
>troll faggot
Don't be like that.

>>1833451
You are fundamentally wrong on so many levels here,
Some misguided anon decided to challenge the legend that is Koharu with a lesser being
If anything I am doing /jp/ a favor by enlightening them of Koharu's glory

>>1833487
>>Dedicated Hirano Aya-sama Fan !!jVIXwAhhg0K
>>You are fundamentally wrong on so many levels here,
>>Some misguided anon decided to challenge the legend that is Aya Hirano with a lesser being
>>If anything I am doing /jp/ a favor by enlightening them of Aya's glory

Yeah, I can definitely see it... Your just as big a faggot if not the exact same faggot. There are ways to like your favorite idol without trolling it.

>>1833451
You really shouldn't get trolled so easily...

>>1833428
last time i checked, 12yo japanese girls and middle-aged pedos weren't my heroes, hurrr

>>1833506
poor poor Reinya,
so misguided and wrong
you are just angry that none of the Cute or Berryz members can even throw down in the gauntlet with Koha
not to mention they all are uglier than Koharu

>>1833541
I guess you're right.

>>1833590
besides, you are missing the spirit of this thread
to get more Koharu

>>1833882
that picture pretty much captures it, all Rika can do is sit on the sideline and watch Koharu's perfection

In b4 Rika copypasta

>>1833882

Please, keep your posts related to the thread's topic or I'm afraid I'll have to report you for thread-littering.
If you want to discuss about Ishikawa Rika you can always start a new thread about her. Nobody is keeping you from doing it.
Though, if you want to hear my personal opinion, I can't guarantee you that it'll garner as much attention due to her lower profile.

>>1833984
i'd rather save resources by using this (by itself useless) thread to discuss the one true queen of morning musume, ishikawa rika

>>1833984
A Rika thread would belong in /s/ because of her (Sexy & Beautiful) feminine figure... unlike the shapeless young gentleman you admire here.

>>1834039
I support your action as long as you are making this dumb koharu faggot angry.

>>1834039
Her singing ability is sub-par (no worse than MIRACLE ACE though) but I like her Charmy Ishikawa personality.

>>1834054

>unlike the shapeless young gentleman you admire here

I'm lost on what you are trying to get at with this sentence here, so let Koharu bring home her feminine charm for you.

for real, I was always opinionless about Koharu until I heard that fucking Pancake song. That was the worst vocals in any song I have ever heard.

Rika...well, her voice isn't strong enough, and that's her downfall.

>>1834195
A lot of mo-wota seem to enjoy powerless singing voices, and in Koharu's case you can also add nasally and monotone to that.

rika's left hand alone has more personality than that little boy you call koharu

>>1834389
ur face is a boy called koharu

Is she angel?
Or is she Koharu?

Her signs are vital,
Her hands are cold,

And I'm on my knees,
searching for her penis.

Is she angel?
Or is she Koharu?

athens = Manslut
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>>1834574

The strange thing is, Koharu is a big fan of the Killers. She claimed she listened to them all the time in her sponsored blog thingy a few days ago!

>>1834195

That's hardly a fair judgement, you know. Pa Pancake is clearly not the best Koha has produced thus far. In fact, it is arguably even one of her weakest songs, and this is coming from a great fan of her, so you shouldn't by any means consider it indicative of her singing skills.
Go listen something else by her and you'll surely reconsider your opinion on the genuineness of her talent.

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>>1834771
Alright, I can't stand by and watch you butcher her talent. PaPancake is easily one of her best songs right behind Balalaika. Koharu is OBVIOUSLY not about vocal talent, none of her songs can pass as such. The reason people like her is because of her quirky voice. If you were a real fan you would realize that PaPancake sums this up perfectly. Therefore, you are not a real fan, you are just trolling /jp/ with your faggotry and acting like you like Koharu.

>>Go listen something else by her
They all have the same appeal. If you don't like PaPancake you don't like Koharu.

>>1834898
Im going to have to agree you obviously dont even like koharu you just think she is hot or some shit

>>1834898

>PaPancake is easily one of her best songs right behind Balalaika.

Stopped reading here because I had to pull my jaw back up as it accidentally dropped from dismay. Are you really sure that the one troling between the two of us is me?

>>1835045
So, you really aren't a fan. Or an extremely dumb one at that. Are you trying to tell me there is a song where "she sounds vocally good". PaPancake is the epitomy of her talent. It's not supposed to appeal to a classy audience. Her appeal is in the fact that she can't hit a note and that she is extremely cute while doing it. Her voice is all over the place and that is the best part. You sir, are a fucking idiot. Let me guess, you don't like Konnichipa or Puppy Love, either? You're a fucking joke.

Ok, I keep seeing posts about her. Just who is she and what does she do that's so appealing?

koharu is the greatest vocal talent.
all her songs are freakin awesome.
papapapapancake is an example of such awesomeness.

Your life must suck and must suck even more, after you've fullfilled/while fullfilling your resolution even more.

She's pretty much the worst choice in the whole H!P, you know. No personality, no on-screen character, horrible body, generic shit-idol face and worst singing out of all the kiddies in h!p.

ur life must suck, because ur a horrible person.
true story.

Oh 2chan...

>>1829524
thanks

>>1836376

Nice shitty MSPaint cropping there, brah. While you were at it, you might have left some artifacts as well.

What exactly are the main things that everyone likes about Koharu? I'm asking this seriously because I've never really understood it. She seems really whiny and bitchy and doesn't appear to be goodlooking to me. But I really do want to know what things about her are attractive.

>>1836780
>She seems really whiny and bitchy

I guess the nitty-gritty of the problem stands on the fact you've most likely been following the wrong Koharu all along.
Really ,where did you get the impression that she is a "whiny and bitchy" person? If anything she's amped up all the fucking time, so much so that you seriously have to have been watching a completely different person if you couldn't tell it.

c-c-c-c-combo breaker!!!!!!!!!!!

>>1833549
lol

nipponjin ohayogozaimasu

so this is where shining star went after he got banned from H!O...

>>1835090

Boo-fuckin'-hoo, someone holds a differing opinion. Better take the easiest route and call shenanigans on him all the while hurrying to put blinders on.
I can't even begin to visualize what would happen in a larger and more complex fandom than that of H!P if everyone suddenly put on the same attitude as yours. Geez...

I'll grant to you that most of her singles aren't meant to appeal a refined crowd. After all, all of the songs you have mentioned are themes for KiraRevo, and animated series geared towards little girls, and you can't expect middle schoolers to be fastidious in terms of music.
But Pa Pancake being the epitome of something other than her overacting without even knowing it, not to mention her charm lying in not hitting a note right? As if Tsunku could afford picking the most adorably goofy girl out of 20,000-odd contestants hoping her clumsiness would come in handy as a crow-puller, with MoMusu ever-decreasing popularity and all.
Did you really listened to any other song of hers aside from those three (I'm still not convinced you have listened to Balalaika, since her vocals are top-notch in it, unlike in the others)?
Not just solos, even singles with other H!P girls would do. In fact, that would be so much the better as she usually gets her act together in them.

I know I'm getting trolled royally, but I couldn't help but rise to the bait.
Besides, what kind of wota would affirm so readily that all what her favorite idol can do is singing off-pitch? God damn, what a pushover you are.
Man up, mang.

>>1838034
WALLS OF TEXT

>>1838095
BR?

>>1838034

Tsunku thought she would improve, she didn't and now he can't admit his mistake. End of story. Don't try to sugar coat the bullshit.

>>1838419

Tsunku is the man, mang. He makes no mistakes, not when the number of aspiring idols to choose from is that huge.

>>1838034
FUCK YOU KOHARU
DON'T MESS WITH ERI

>>1839250

Nice push-up, brah.

>>1839268

suck 500 sloppy dicks.

>>1840532

For a split of a second I thought you said "500 floppy disks".
Well, whatever. You are just mad.

Koha still sucks!

>>1840689

I find remarkable and at the same time disturbing how you spent these last two days trying to persuade us into favoring that hack Ishikawa.
Really. On the other hand, however, I'm afraid yours is an uphill battle as she clearly doesn't stand a chance against Koharu's innate talent, especially on the singing side.

On other news, we just hit the image cap, thus ending this thread peacefully.

>>1840804
I'm not the original Rika spammer though, I'm the guy who sees Koha for what she really is, a talentless hack who's only miraculous accomplishment was in getting picked by a washed up Tsunku in the first place.

miss me?

>>1840869
>Koha ... is, a talentless hack who's only miraculous accomplishment was in getting picked by a washed up Tsunku in the first place.
Seconded.