/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Just a couple fuckin seconds too slow to respond in the last thread

>>18319920
>>18319928
Oh shit. I've heard about the guy who's wife turned to salt after she turned and looked back at sodom, but I didn't know he had daughters that wined and dined on his dick. Can't tell if he's lucky or perhaps the unluckiest guy in near all of genesis. Yeah I'd headcannon his daughters as lolis too in this scenario

Maids are olev

Kobolds are cute!

>>18319939
>contrary to popular belief, Angels are actually more lustful than Succubi
>Angels who identify a male as "pure" will go through great lengths to mate with him that will make a Succubus blush

>>18319982
I can dig it.

Theres now way to embaress an oni more than by nicknaming her Oni-chan.

I'm gonna become a paladin so I can bully a lilim for her attention!

>>18320038
Depends on the lilim, some might make you a target.

>>18320036
Would you get embarrassed if you were called "Human-san"?

>>18320038
Lilims are not for bullying!

>>18320038
A truly noble endeavour.

>>18320045
Nope, THAT would be weird.
What would be embarrassing for her is when lolis from the sabbath run in looking for Oni(i)-chan

>>18320045
I'd be pretty embarrassed if anyone tried referring to me with a Japanese honourific.

>>18320044
That's a risk I'm willing to take

>>18320049
They love it no matter how much they deny it

>>18320062
You're supposed to bully her butt and her tids, not her person!

>>18320056
Oni and onii are pronounced differently, though.

Who would win in a fight between a ronin Ochimusha and a fully musked up High Orc?

>>18320069
Only slightly.

>>18320071
My dick.

>>18320071
Is the ronin named “No-name” and wears a big face obscuring straw hat?
Is the High Orc grizzled and white-maned and looking for a good death?
There are many variables to consider.

>>18320066
Thwarting her plans just seems like too much fun though

>>18320038
Why dont you just try and get her attention the normal way?
Training yourself so you dont become a slack jawed idiot in the presence of her aura?

>>18320086
I would just fight the lilim at that point.

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/monster-girl-boy-general-because-someone-had-to-make-it.611323/

>>18320071
Throw in a wandering Kakuen monk of the Drunken Fist and we got ourselves a good fight

>>18320083
>Thwarting them
>Not making sure they succeed
You fool, her plan is to find a husbando, and you're right in front of her!
>>18320091
No fighting the lilim! Unless she's Selene, maybe.

>>18320038
Does showing up at the last minute to thwart her dastardly plans count as bullying?

>>18320098
>Selene
How would I even get to her?
Fight enough warriors that she comes down herself for a duel?

>>18320098
Playing hard to get is fun.
>>18320102
If you do it enough yes

>>18320102
>Lilim's plan is to find a husbando
>At the very last second you thwart each and every single one of them
>She goes from surprise to anger to straight up breaking down at the 100th failed attempt
>You'll never make her heartpupil by telling her that those weren't failures, you've shown up all hundred times she sought a husbando

>>18320121
>getting in the way of love 100 times

>>18320121
Semi-related. But I like the idea of a Paladin who keeps showing up to stop a villain monstergirl's 'evil' plans, then when she gets depressed about it he shows up to comfort her as well.

>>18320138
I was more thinking about the lilim making ridiculous looney tunes tier plans or traps in order to "catch" a husbando that never comes, only for anon to come around every time.

>>18320153
Oh, I thought it was the equivalent of finding a girl you like only for some alp/sith to keep popping up and getting you blueballed

>>18320160
Too be fair, blue-ovarying a lilim seems pretty fun too.

>>18320165
Sounds like a great way to have your pelvis ground into dust. I like it

>>18320153
>Lilim makes a trap consisting of a cardboard box held up by a stick with a donut as lure
>The stick has a string tied to it, visibly leading to a bush she's hiding in
>Patiently waits for a husbando
>But anon comes around
>Lilim silently enters panic fearing he'll ruin the trap
>Anon grabs the donut and while sitting down he ends up hitting the stick, box falling on him
>"I'm supposed to catch a husbando! Go away!" She says before storming off
>Anon is sitting there with a question mark floating next to his head

>>18320171
That's the plan, yes.

>>18320175
This feels like it's a setup for a "childhood friends" sort of thing. Mostly because a loli Lilim slowly falling in love with that one shota who keeps ruining her schemes is an adorable thought.

Would you?

>>18320175
I feel like this would be a Saturday morning cartoon in mgc

>>18319944
>getting femdomed by your daughteru until they are pregnant
>unlucky
Dude wat. That is cool as fuck. And I won't even mention Job, who literally did nothing wrong and was a super good guy but got his wealth, house, health, wives and children killed by God for shit and giggles.

>>18320186
I much prefer that's it's just an incredibly dense anon.

>>18320193
I find the concept hot too anon, but not everyone wants to shag their daughters. Especially not men of faith.

>>18320190
>As more seasons are aired, the studio gets more and more angry letters
>"JUST MAKE HER FUCK HIM ALREADY"

>>18320201
>>18320193
Though him being a man of faith also makes it a bit hotter as well.

>>18320201
Id rather get nundommed by Sister Softbottom

>>18320202
They save that for the feature length finale special.

>>18320202
>Final Episode after fourteen seasons and five specials.
>They finally get together.
>The last scene is their first kiss.
>No sex.
>The only thing keeping a riot from breaking out is the news that their voice actors hooked up too and after the wrap snuck back into the studio to fuck like rabbits in the sound booth.

>>18320201
I'm honestly off and on when it comes to daughteru dicking. So long as it's something that both my wife and daughter want, then I'm mostly down for it.

>>18320103
I feel she would be overly dramatic about it.
>Another day at the Battle mansion
>Anon is known as a bit of a legend, beating mansion veterans always coming back for more.
>One day the audience is quiet as anon approaches the stage.
>Selene herself walks on the stage with a heavy cloak on her.
>"You become quite the fine warrior anon. Few could say they are champions in this arena of mine."
>Dark aura surrounds her as she throws the cloak aside, revealing a fancier version of her normal armor.
>"You have no idea how much that turns me on"
>The floor begins to rumble and anon gets a cold sweat, this was worse than that time he thought the dragon twins!
>Selene summons her greatsword and grins
>"No more games anon! Today you fight the Lilim of blades! Today you fight...ME!"
>The rumbling stops but the pressure is heavy. Regaless, anon draws his sword.
>"Give it your all, Mother knows what will happen if you disappoint me."
>And like that, the greatest fight of Anon's career begins.

>>18320218
Speaking of riots I wonder what one in mgc would be like

>>18320206
-who is definitely NOT a succubus.
Who was definitely NOT monsterized several years ago because she just wants to both worship and also use her big soft body to smother and love and have sex and make lots of love to someone she wants to spend her life with.
Who definitely is NOT wet under her habit while staring at you and imagining making sweet smothering love to you.

>>18320225
Honestly I feel like it'd be like any other riot up until all the people in close proximity to each other and the general fired up atmosphere causes it to spiral into an orgy.

>>18320221
Never waver Anon. Though for me I only like it when the girl initiates, though i feel the same way about most incest scenarios. Be it momxson, dadxdaughter, or broxsis. Bonus points if the male resists and/or the girl drugs him

>>18320229
Nuns forcing their love on someone is a quality fetish anon.

>>18320224
>this was worse than that time he thought the dragon twins
This guy had the chance to settle with warrior dragon twins and he didn't?
What the fuck

I wonder what it'd be like if there were a contact war when the portals opened and then some random soldier found out the monsters aren't here to kill us when he gets a taste of wartime rape from a Hellhound.
>Wait, you're not going to eat me?
>"Why would I do that? That's a waste of an adorable human~"
>Huh?
>"Oh just lay back and take it big boy. Maybe scream a bit just for atmosphere."

I want to run a farm with "grass-fed" Holsts. Then selling their hallucinogenic milk on the market.

>>18320240
That it is. The question is, should she have fully monsterized first, or give in only when in the very early stages? I still want her to overall omit a pure aura day to day, but also get into lewd situations where she can’t deny her slutty body and her need to breed, and the cute conflict in her head where she makes mental gymnastics to justify why she’s giving me a nursing handjob in the rectory when no ones looking.

Dicking the daughteru is only ok if she never gets pregnant.

>>18320250
>"Hey, hey anon wanna see a magic trick?"
>"Ta-da! Your dick's vanished! Now wanna see me turn my tits white~?"
Slow lazy paizuri from a stoner Holst, Y/N?

>>18320266
Lazy stoner Holst paizuri on a dirty couch with the TV on, going all day.

>>18320266
>>18320278
Fuck yeah. Especially when she’s this size >>18320250

>>18320257
How would you feel if she had feelings for you even before she started to turn? How would you react to knowing she stole your old underwear, peeped on you while you were changing, and had her first masturbatory experience thinking of you?

Would you buy her lemonade?

>>18320299
its her pee isn't it?

>>18320248
It'd take a long time for news of them not wanting to kill us to get out. First, the newly wedded husbands would have to contact someone, either a reporter, their family, or superiors. Then they'd have to check the news and verify iy, and then maybe do something about it, either by laying down arms or doing a report on it. So a few months.

>>18320302
Yuck

>>18320224
>Lilim of blades
>summoning swords
So i guess selene is archer, then?

>>18320299
That Tanuki is taking jobs away from hard working Yuki-onna kids, the Ice Queen is going to hear about this!

>>18320313
Competition makes the market stronger.
Yuki gotta step up her game.

>>18320278
Anon, consider the following.
Lazy stoner Holst blowjob while you grope her magnificent ass and occasionally give it a slap all day long.

>>18320241
What would you do with twin warrior dragons?

>>18320299
>It's 99% fat free! With natural sugars and waters!

>>18320299

>>18320318
>Ehehehe...
>If they call this a cock, how come it doesn't like chicken you know?
>Like, what's up with that?

>>18320304
Or just a couple uploads to Liveleak.

>>18320295
That’d make it even more lewdromantic for me.
>stole your old underwear, peeped on you while you were changing, and had her first masturbatory experience thinking of you?
I think I’d nearly faint from how hot and perfect that situation would be and if I found out before she knew I found out, I’d definitly try to subtly entice her more and give her more material to work with. Gonna give her lots of random hugs that accidentally press my body against her tits or ass and tell her she’s my favorite sister, and that I wish I could show her how much I love her.

>>18320299
Only if she'll wear a catheter so I can drink it straight from her bladder.

>>18320224
I want more mansion stories
Like fights with wonderland monsters and more odd things like a kobold with an axe

>>18320317
That little Tanuki can tell it to the Queen when she's selling shaved ice

>>18320224
So, Ms. Daresso more or less.

>>18320299
>>18320329
Would buy lemonade from both.

>>18320248
I don't like to think about it that much. A lot of men and monstergirls are going to die before it's over.

>>18320299
Nothing artificial in this. Real squeezed lemons, natural cane sugar and purified spring water.
>>18320329
This is Country Time Lemonade Drink Mix.

>>18320299
It's probably overpriced trash, no thanks.
I'd prefer to buy lemonade from >>18320329

>>18320359
Even if both were fake/packaged lemonade i'd probably buy from the tanuki just cause she's cuter.

>>18320368
Fluff sells.

>>18320352
I want to break selene and make her a housewife.

I want to give a weak, sickly minotaur a muscle and constitution building potion so she'll stop feeling like a disappointment!

>>18320381
I'll give her bone hurting juice.

>>18320352
>Wonderland
A Cheshire teleport spamming her opponent.
I would love to see an uncomfortably serious jubjub fight

>>18320250
>>18320266
>>18320278
>>18320318
Goddammit stop making me want this. I don't want to want this.

>>18320337
>she holds you against her breasts and her pelvis, breathing heavily as you’re pressed tight against her meaty body
>”J-just, just stay right there, dear Anon, let us... let us just pray like this for a short while”
>she silently grinds her hips against yours, both fully clothed, for the next half hour, stifling moans the whole time and once and a while clenching up with a deep inward breath
>after a deafening silence she finally pulls you back and smiles at you with a flush red face
>you notice the front of her habit is very, very wet and sticky and that there are stains around her chest area
>but before you can say anything she gives a hasty bow and scampers away to her quarters with nary a word or excuse

>>18320385
Why are you giving her bonitis?

>>18320386
Cheshires would be frustrating dex-fighters and teleport masters.
JubJubs are too cute for fighting, please no

>>18320386
>She's...going to steal hubby...!
>Not on my watch!

>>18320388
Do it Anon, slip your dick in-between your lazy stoner Holst flatmates's dirty pillows and relax, watching some Monster Girl Network television.

>>18320318
This is patrician.

>>18320355
Who?

>>18320398
Just imagine the shower afterwards too.
And the cuddling.

>>18320318
I'm not curious as to what the munchies are with monster girls

>>18320278
I'd rather have a lazy stoner Cheshire with dark circles under her eyes who lets me pronebone her.

>>18320412
Only if she's got a bit of chub and some big breasts to go with that fat ass.
Probably starts purring when you grope her.

>>18320398
>>18320318
>>18320410
>”Aheheh... dude, you’re like, the best boyfriend ever... look how much milk I’m making! Heheh... go get some cereal dude, I wanna have some while you’re poking my boobslot, heheh...”
I wanna have her reverse cowgirl me as she’s smoking from a big bong.

>>18320406
3 seconds in google.

>>18320410
It's actually not different from human munchies.
Sometimes a monstergirl just wants to snuggle while munching on a bag of popcorn you know?

>>18320412
Would you want her to wear yoga pants all the time too? Would you want to see her smug smile when she flops down onto the couch and pulls them down so her ass is exposed while giving you a "come hither" look?

>>18320397
>jubjub secretly epic warrior
>its not that she hides it, she just rather get fucked over fucking people up
>that is until... you prevent her husband time

>>18320421
>she gets so fucking High she starts sucking her own massive tits
>”Mmnh... allmnph... duuuude.... I taste... so good~”

>>18320421
Strangely adorable, even if I wouldn't partake in the smoking.

>>18320425
I'm good with that part, although it seems like she'd put on weight by doing that.

>>18320434
Well, I suppose its a good thing that a holt's milk doesn't affect her....I think.

>>18320393
I'd pray with her like that every day if thats what she wanted! Though I hope she doesn't mind me literally drooling over her or getting peppered with little kisses!

>>18320066
I'd bully a loli Lilim's butt. Then again, I could say the same about a lot of other monster races too.

>>18320352
How is the kobold odd?
Unless she uses cuteness as a trap

>>18320441
You don’t have to, just enjoy her as her pussy greedily milks your dick and her eyes go cross and her milk flows openly. >>18320448
>”Wait... what if, like, my milk made me make... more milk? Like... that’d be infinite milk, right baby? Heheheh... cool~”
>goes back to screwing and self sucking

>>18320458
I can enjoy that.
Although I wouldn't put it past KCs setting for something like that to happen with her milk, making all those 'munchies' hazardous for her bras.

>>18320416
I was thinking slightly scrawny but still enough to her body that she has a nice B-C cup.
>>18320425
>yoga pants
Yes I would, along with a loose fitting hoodie she doesn't bother zipping up, showing off her bra underneath.
>spoiler
This expands the dong.

>>18320264
>"Hehe...Papa! You made me into a Mommy!"
>"All the other girls at school are going to be super jealous! She's going to be the cutest baby ever!"
>"Kukuku...I wanna give her a sister~"
>"What do you think, Papa?"

>>18320452
>Sister encourages you both to pray like this every day, then multiple times a day
>it gets to the point where you’re sucking her leaking nipples through her thin-fabric habit, she’s straddling and dry humping you with a beastial stamina, and she’s running her hands through your hair lavishly, as your hands reach around and fondle and pinch her big ass
>one day she notices you finishing under your trousers
>”Haaah! Oh no, dear child! Oh, it looks like you made a mess! Oh it looks like someone will have to clean it for you, Oh I’ll do it lets make sure we do it now!!!”
>she tears your pants off and frantically gets on her knees, wrapping her plump lips around your cock and bobbing eagerly as she sucks it clean, then continuing as you get hard once again from her adorable sucking and gulping sounds and the way she folds her hands while doing it
>it’s then you look and notice the spadetail poking out under her habit and the horns being hid under her veil

>>18320483
Wait till shes out.
Would also work on give her a new aunty as well

>>18320489
I'd make her the happiest sister ever! How would she feel about being proposed to, and getting married in this very church? Though if symptoms of her turning into a succubus are starting to become obvious and manifest physically, I don't know if we could even stay there much longer.

Would Android 21 count as a Monster Girl? If so, how would one go to waifu her? After all there is no mamono mana ensuring she will like you and shielding you from rejection unlike the MGE MGs.

>>18320465
>her breasts are a full size bigger, and you walk into the living room where she just flat out isn’t wearing a top as she giggles at something inane on TV
>”Huh? My bra? Oh... shiiiet, you’re right! Guess I didn’t put it on, heheh... wanna sucks my titties then?”

>>18320519
I may take a little bit at the end of the day, if only to keep her from self drinking those things as often as she does.
God damn those cows self sucking gets me, even more-so if she's effected by her won milk.

>>18320352
Im sure selenes sisters find her weird

>>18320517
>no mamono mana
Never stopped me before I discovered MGE and won't stop me now. Would bang, even if I'd die after.

>>18320514
She’s still a lesser succubus, so if you’re quick she can still disguise it easily enough. It’s probably more convincing someone to marry you and a nun. But it’s just so happens a ‘wandering priest’ and his blue-skinned (it’s a skin condition she says) assistant are passing through town and would be happy to marry you two!
As for how Sister would react, she’d fling herself into you and happily cry out ‘Yes!’ as she begins grinding against you, smothering you with her tits and then dreamily French kissing you before she even realizes what she’s doing.

>>18320543
This anon gets it. If MGE keeps you from waifuing girls from other settings and even just having fantasies about them because even in your fantasies you are nothing without mamono mana, it's become a crutch. A crutch that makes you incredibly insufferable in this and other threads.

>>18320533
It is a hot scene to imagine her in a happy stupor as one hand fingers herself while the other hoists up a humongous breast to suck on. She may be getting addicted.

>>18320549
Then it's settled! We'd get married and that wandering priest would have all my thanks and gratitude.

>>18320567
Be that as it may, I don't know if I could get her to stop.
Hell, I may be going 'Chug, chug, chug, chug' while she's doing so, even if it does effect her bust.

>>18320554
I didn't want to preach but yeah, at the end of the day whatever happens in my head is up to me anyway.
It probably helps that I like dangerous girls in the first place so fearboners and danger are always nice.

Would Stoner Holst like me even if I'm a square?

>>18320581
Would you straddle her and overload her reward centers by slowly pumping her pussy as she hoists up a big (and getting bigger) breast in each hand, sucking from one then the other back and forth?
How would you react when she laps her tongue back and forth over each nipple as she looks with Heartpupils up into your eyes above her?

https://twitter.com/squid325/status/953401157547802624

>>18320599
Keep going.
I may even help by gropng those breasts to milk them for her.

If we really want to get crazy, I can go for anal, hold her breasts to her mouth and milk them while she masturbates, maybe even with some ear nibbling.

Some bigger shirt shopping for her would be a small price to pay, although she could probably just wear some of those open zipper hoodies so she's technically covered, even if one can see the pink areola.

>>18320571
I have a feeling the other sisters would be much more lenient after that visit as well and would let you stay, and curiously some may even start finding Anons of their own.
Not that you’d mind- you’d be too busy with your Nun wife fucking slamming her thick hips against yours as she sings in praise and milks load after load out of you, reveling in both of you finally being naked and together.

>>18320603
The tail extension really makes that one for me.

>>18320608
Our first night of actual love-making would certainly be something to remember, especially since both of us would've been dreaming about this since even before our first 'prayer' session. Neither of us would stop fucking until we were so drained and exhausted we'd probably pass out mid-orgasm.

>>18320554
I think I just got used to mamono mana. I was not unwilling or unable to have them like me without mamono mana before MGE. Mainly because, well, aside from some settings and specific characters that fall in love at first sight regardless who it is, it was the only way to have a waifu. So I just imagineded I was very lucky and the .0000000000000000001% chance of the waifu finding me attractive and willing to love me happened or something along those lines. Enter Mamono Mana, and now I don't have to bend all plalusibility to waifu the girl which was very refreshing. But I think I got so used to MM that now I can't no bend plausibility to such insane levels like I did before.

>>18320606
>Anal + self-sucking + fingering + ear nibbling + breast squeezing + High
>all at once
Anon, she’ll literally cum so hard she’ll collapse into a dumbfounded slump and you’ll have to carry her to bed.
She’d love getting shirts that are big enough- but just barely, so her nipples are constantly rubbing against the fabric when she wears them around you. And that hoody idea sounds fantastic, especially since you can tease her by running a finger along the edge of that big pink areola

>>18320352
Then ask Beast to write more.

>>18320386
Heroes and high level monsters already warp around like it's a fucking DBZ fight to begin with.

>>18320593
Of course she would, Holstaurs are already all lovey dovey and being a stoner would just make her even more so.

>>18320632
But I'm just a nerd who's never taken a "hit"on a "bong" or been pepped up on goofballs!

>>18320638
Me either, but that wouldn't stop me from having slow, lazy, lovey dovey, cuddly sex with her all day everyday.

>>18320620
Those beds weren’t made to take such passion, but good on you. You’d wake up in her arms as she’s smiling warmly in her sleep and her tail is tightly wrapped around your leg.
Truly, a blessed union!

>>18320638
Just as long as you don’t judge her.

>>18320483
No thanks dude.

>>18320652
Thanks for the fantasy Anon

>>18320649
Bu what if she offered you her bong? Could you handle demon realm weed?
>>18320657
I'll try not to. Though I may say "golly" every time she does something inappropriate.

>>18320669
She’d giggle and think you’re just adorable when you say that, and pull you in between her chest for snuggling.

>>18319939
Latenight's girls are big!

B I G !

>>18320676
Well that's good she's taking the initiative since it'd take me ages to make the first move. She may notice me staring at her leaking breasts a lot though.

>>18320627
And carry her I would.
And yes, teasing her by simply tracing the pink edge would be fantastic.

I want to blindfold my Kobold daughteru and then let her give me a nice long blowjob!

>>18320517
>White hair
>Red eyes
Oh boy

>>18320695
Doesnt sounds like a good idea, she is going to chew that "bone"

>>18320690
>Catches you staring
>grins and nonchalantly lifts her bra so her leaking nipple is fully flopped out into the open air
>”Golly Anon, you like, want a taste~?”

>>18320669
I'd tell her it's her weed so she can have it all, I honestly have no interest in the actual weed itself, just her. Wonder how she'd react if I said that to her.

>>18320669
>not going https://youtu.be/sMCKBiChtiA when she takes a hit.
You really are a square.

>>18320703
Anon, my daughteru knows more than well enough that there's no biting. Besides, why would she bite if suckling and holding me in her warm, tight little throat are more than enough?

>>18320713
And then my mouth hangs open and she takes that as a yes. Why is a woman using the word "like" like that so arousing?
>>18320715
She'd be cool with it, no one to hog her bong.

>>18320517
Well, Toriyama girls are pretty un-3DPDlike. They seem to not care much about appearance, androids in particular (look at 18). Nearly all rejections I recall in Dragon Ball to guys are jerks.

So as long as you are not a jerk, I think anyone has a shot with 21. And while money do seem to be a thing to DB girls, remember she is a glutton majin, and those are easy to win over with food. So just give her lots of food and she will fall for you and love you.

>>18320517
Does her turning you into food kill you? I remember Vegito became a jawbreaker and still gave Buu some trouble. If it doesn't I want her to turn me into a sucker when I piss her off and give me a couple good licks before turning me back.

>>18320718
But what if she does bite you though?

>>18320725
It just ticks boxes left and right.
>one hand holding your head against her big sloshy breast while you suck sweet milk, as the other holds her bong while she takes a rip from it
>”Aaahhh... dude, you like, shoulda started doin this muuuuuuch sooner, ahaha~”

>>18320736
I want to spend an eternal college year with stoner holst!

>>18320728
Vegito could only do so because of the insane power difference between him and Buu. But yeah, if she doesn't want to kill you she wont.

So yeah. I could see her teasing you and threatining you to eat you if you piss her off.

>>18320700
What about red hair and white eyes?

>>18320517
1. Be a good cook.

>>18320736
>stoner Holst like >>18320250 with big sloshy everleaking tits that goes slow and just chills as you flat out use her body
How do you guys randomly come up with just the hottest shit?

Had a commission of my Anubis waifu finish, it's one I've been wanting to get for a long time, and I'm very happy with the way it turned out!

Plus another smaller (and cute!) one as well: https://i.imgur.com/LPnZcaCr.jpg

>>18320757
What is step 2? If I don't know how to cook can I buy her food instead?

DESU, I don't see how a stoner Holst would be any different from a canon Holst.

>>18320742
>”Holst-chan, when’s the last time you went to class?”
>”...huh? Whuu? You wanna fuck my ass? Dude, you like, don’t gotta ask or nothing, just go for it, huhuh~”

>>18320768
It’s just a fun quirk to further enforce laid back, lazy cuddlesex in a unique way.

>>18320630
Is he even around outside of the discord?

>>18320733
That depends anon, my daughteru is very disciplined and enthusiastic about giving oral. If it were just an accidental little nibble because she got startled or something, I wouldn't fault her at all but I'd likely give her a little extra oral and deepthroat training before we finish. If it's a full-on malicious/mischievous chomp (which I don't believe she'd ever do), she'd have to wear her ring gag and her big latex 'oral slave' bib at all times until her mother and I deem her worthy enough to be released. That would leave her open to any sort of surprise oral training we might want to inflict on her!

>>18320748
Then sign me up. Bonus points if she taunts me with descriptive details of how I taste.

>>18320767
There is no step 2. Dining out forever sounds prohibitive.

>>18320765
Cute stuff anon! Look at those luxurious elbow puffs!

>>18320765
! !

>>18320774
>Realize her room is so messy you can't get out
>But you're oddly okay with eating old pizza and drinking her milk every day
>Maybe all that weed is affecting her milk too

>>18320765
Cute, really like the outfit choice there.

>>18320785
It doesn't have to be all dinners. I can get her chocolates and similar stuff. But I would probably begin to take cooking lessons after we are a couple while I keep her happy with purchased candies in the meantime.

But I will have to be careful to not cook for anyone but her, imagine what would happen if someone insults my cooking.

>>18320799
As weird as it sounds, this is the life for me.
I’d bring the booze and she’d bring the boobs. I wanna eat pizza off her ass and do shots of her tits while we fuck lazily and play videogames.

>>18320765
! !

>>18320796
>>18320814
https://youtu.be/KNJ1B_2b17s

>>18320811
Even if the bitter Hakutaku Dean disapproves of it?

>>18320782
The very first time she does that you will likely be scared as fuck. I can see her telling you how she had enough and that candies don't talk back, then pin you against the wall and kiss you while she lifts you with her incredible strenght before turning you into a candy.

Vorefags fuck off.

>>18320765

Why does she have exclamation marks on her chest?

>>18320824
She's happy to see you.

>>18320823
But I don't see any sandworms.

>>18320824
KC has never explained, so I've got my own headcanon for it, which is basically a mix of religious/cultural symbols and pleasure runes.

>>18320824
Her ovaries got alerted when the husband showed up

>>18320765

Her face reminds me of that one tumblr artist that redrew those Love Live girls.

I would like it if after a heated argument 21 "absorbs" me like Buu did Vegito and then do the technique where she appears as multiple clones all around and has her way with me as I get ravished by all her copies.

>>18320725
I was actually trying to see if I could embarrass her with the whole 'I'm only interested in her' thing, but now that I've been thinking about it I don't think there even is a way to embarrass and lovey dovey stoner Holstaur, everything would probably just make her shave your face between her tits more and hug you.

>>18320836
The one that said bushidoroad should hire them to make the cards "less disgusting"?

>>18320818
Hey, she can’t help it we both eek by on minimal credits only showing up drunk and high to barely pass the exams as we coast and fuck and hedonistically live it up.
She’s probably just jealous we spent an entire week straight doing nothing but having sloooooow, gooey sex while fucking blasted on super rare high quality keseran drugs, and during said time apparently got married without even being technically conscious for it.
>”Dude... I think we’re like, married now!”
>”Fuck. That’s fuckin cool!”
>”Yeah dude! We should like, celebrate~”
>turn to the still half-full bag of quality demon realm drugs
>”...let’s order some pizza first, babe”
>”Fuck yeah hon. I mean, huhuh, Husband~”

>furious Hakutaku Noises in the distance

>>18320820
Yeah id probably have a fear boner the entire time. I can't imagine what cooking for her after she's had a taste of you would be like. She would probably say nothing you cook can compare to your flavor.

>>18320833
It wasn't mentioned in anubis making of?

>>18320843
Have you heard of this newfangled invention they call “punctuation?”

>>18320850

Yup, that's the one.

>>18320851
Someone needs to help that dean learn to relax!

>>18320816
Which monstergirl would enjoy playing MGS with you?

>>18320847
Yeah she'd just laugh at everything you said.
>>18320851
You're living the dream Anon. That poor Hakutaku though, she's got enough to worry about in Monster Girl College what with certain sororities getting out of hand.

>>18320765
Ittla drew something without a dick? Color me shocked.

>you will never give your Familiar daughteru a cunny full of cummies

>>18320853
He did one for Anubis? I don't recall ever seeing it?

>>18320854
Grammar Berlin is the other way around.

>>18320870
>People will never stop using the word cummies

>>18320881
They use it because they know it bothers you anon

>>18320875
Dunno, he never did? Though he only started doing it recently and didn't cover much of old entries. I don't remember whether anubis got one or not

>>18320862
Being single and getting older can make you desperate. Just look at these two.

>>18320852
She will likely constantly tell you, that she better like the meal you are preparing, or else she will eat you instead.
>She never makes good on her threat because she can't bring herself to tell you that she didn't liked a meal prepared by you.

>>18320778
I'm here now, if that means anything.
Feel free to ask questions or whatever the fuck, I'm bored so lets get a convo rolling.

>>18320895
Can you show me da wey?

>>18320895
How do you feel about tight loli MG cunny my dude?

>>18320883
Well the Anubis profile will be 9 years old this year, so I guess he just never got around to doing one for her, unfortunately. I guess someone could ask him in those Q&A things he does sometimes. Until then, I'll just stick with imagining helping my Anubis wife paint on her ! ! in the mornings.

>>18320885
>You will never ask out your hakutaku dean and swoop her off of feet
>She will never be way more desperate and clingy then you could've imagined
>She will never drag you literally everywhere with her for fear of you being seduced and taken away by one of your classmates
>She will never prepare a sex ed course just for you

>>18320862
Well we'd offer her some good stuff, but I don't wanna get us expelled, we got a good thing goin here.
>>18320866
Living the dream indeed. A lazy hedon's paradise. And all with the girl I love.

>>18320885
>>18320903
Single old desperate monsters are the best!

>>18320898
Nope
>>18320899
Hate lolis

>>18319939
Can anyone help me find a story? All I remember is it contained another, smaller fairy tale esque story about a dragon hearing about a building/town castle full of wealth (or something) and then hunting it down but finding a giant library and a nerdy tender.

She's confused and asks where are the wealth (I think she says gold) is, whereupon the nerd states that the "wealth" is the wealth of knowledge contained within.

She gets all huffy and claims she'll burn down the building to vent her anger. Then the tender protests and exclaims he'd rather be burned before the library.

The dragon relents but states that he should be her husband because he is the most valuable thing in the library, on account of being the one to collect all the contents within, and having the will to preserve it

>>18320893
She's perfect.

>>18320909
>Hating lolis
What sort of shit taste are you running on?

>>18320901
>I guess someone could ask him in those Q&A things he does sometimes
I bet some japs already did we just don't know about it. It is very prominent feature

>>18320900
I didn't had such a good laugh in a long time.

>>18320901
I remember seeing a high res profile picture so there had to be a making-of at some point.

>Well the Anubis profile will be 9 years old this year
The Anubis profile is as old as I want the Anubis herself, nice.

>>18320909
>Hate lolis
weak

>>18320916
I just dont like children having sex.
I prefer mature bodies with mature minds

>>18320914
Would she allow you to work at a restaurant? She might be jealous of allowing anyone else to taste your cooking.

Have you ever noticed how beautiful blood billows in clear water? I just had a bloody nose for 10 minutes straight, how are you all this afternoon?

>>18320921
Do not lewd the Anubis loli but if you do, please be gentle, they're delicate girls.

>>18320895
What is your opinion on chaos?
And when are you going to update burning edge again?

>>18320929
She probably would but I could see her having some special dishes that she has me cook for her only. I bet she throws temper tantrums when she gets hungry just like Buu does.
>ywn calm down your Majin waifu with a emergency chocolate bar.

>>18320930
I bled from my mouth for 30 mins straight and now there is a bolt stuck in it. I'm going to think about wife now.

>>18320930
>>18320967
RIP anons

>>18320962
Not a big fan of the transfomation, but mindflayer and shog are neat

>>18320987
But i thought you liked corruption and transformation and all that?

>>18320920
Can you repeat that in English?

>>18320967
At least you were anesthetized, right?

>>18320998

Replace had with have and it's grammatically correct.

>>18320930
Getting the problem vein in my nose cauterized was the best worst thing I ever did.

>>18320930
Doing okay, gotta go to court tomorrow to testify as a witness for my brother in his custody battle. Currently trying to stay sober and not fall off the wagon again. All this talk about weed is making me want to smoke again for the first time in a long time.

>>18320995
For the GIRL
Male transformation to me is a cool anime fight thing, like tekkaman blade, devilman or ushio using the beast spear among others. A boost of power for something kickass.

With girls its different, i find girls turn monster sexy, and MGE is just the right amount of monster, most go to far and your stuck with furries

>>18321012
This is why you stay out of dark demon realms.
Even the holsts are degenerate

>>18321012

Amy is with you brother. Godspeed.

>>18320930
Sorry about that Anon, and I feel bad for saying it but i'm in a hella good mood. Got DND today and i also got a few commissions wips from a couple artists ive been talking to, I am the hype train right now.

>>18321000
Of course, but feeling the pressure of someone making a hole on it with a screwdriver still kills you a bit on the inside. If only mamono mana existed to help me out.

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>18320930
Mersharks are olev.

Monster girls love you guys, never forget that!

>>18321019
I want to grope that succ's tail.

>>18321044
False. They only love your penis.

>>18321045

That's a marriage proposal in their eyes anon! Are you ready to accept the responsibilities for your actions?

>>18320851
>>18320799
>>18320811
I am envious.

>>18321051

>>18321044
>Monster girls love you guys, never forget that!
Maybe some other people but most definitively not me.
>>18321045
>I want to grope that succ's tail.
Thats highly lewd and will make the succubi jump you for wanting to marry her anon.

>>18321035
>you will never fuck off

>>18320937
Anubis lolis are for handholding, slow missionary sex and whispering sweet nothings in their ears. And also for anal doggy style and upright sitting reverse cowgirl while praising them for being good lovers and for their sexy bodies, and telling them her single digit asspussy is the best.

>>18321051
>>18321056
I'll just start with the horns then I don't want to rush into things.

>>18321060
>I'll just start with the horns then
You want to be her boyfriend forever then?

>>18321055
???

What if Humans are the real Monsters?

>>18321064

Human females are the greatest of all monster girls.

>>18321057
Just filter the dude.

>>18321059
Acceptable but you have to make sure you comfort and reassure her after with lots of tail brushes and hugs and kisses. This will ensure that she feels comfortable and safe with you, and will not only allow her to enjoy it all, but will also set up her becoming your wife in the future because she loves you a lot.

>>18321067
Skinfags fuck off.

>>18321067

>>18321044

Monster girls love you the same way a junkie loves the next hit.

>>18321067

>>18321003
I DID TWICE

>>18321084
Space Battles plz.

>>18321061
Not forever I definitely would grope the tail eventually

>>18321084
>implying all of society and human actions aren’t just an excuse for us to get more dopamine and serotonin

>>18321089
And it still hasn’t stopped? Shit man, you have my condolences.

>>18321044
I don't believe you.

>>18320910
Pls

>>18321085
Gross

>>18320250
Guys. Hear me out now;
Weed Alarunes.

>>18321118
Potential alp spotted.

>>18321123
>weed gaiz
It wasn't funny the last time you brought it up.

>>18321098
Wat

>>18321126
How may of you guys would be okay with it if it turned out that your waifu was an alp?

>>18321137
https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/monster-girl-encyclopedia-the-sfw-thread-of-a-porn-setting.409022/

>>18320778
He lurks, I lurk here, (you) lurk and post here. All you have to do is solve the puzzle box, Anon.

>>18321140

/tg/ also doesn't like monster girls. I'm trying to show them the light.

>>18321156
Some do, they just don't like the one gender aspect of it since it isn't 'realistic' enough. Well also their talking about what would manticore and cyclops meat taste like.

>>18321156
But /tg/ does like monster girls-they just don't like MGE.

>>18321139
I wouldn't. My waifu isn't gay.

Nude alt: https://i.imgur.com/DDoWlQJ.jpg
Cum alt: https://i.imgur.com/Zq6eUJb.jpg

>>18321195
Too bad because your waifu likes dudes, she is gay, live with it

>>18321199
Nooo, I don't believe you!

>>18321201
YOU’RE WAIFU LIKES FUCKING DICKS!

>>18321196
I thought it was a white-haired Hellhound for a moment.
KC's High Orcs have fluffy ears that resemble much more those of a canine or a feline than an actual boar.

>>18321219
>KC's High Orcs have fluffy ears that resemble much more those of a canine or a feline than an actual boar.
Thats why you molest them!

>>18321233
I don't molest them BECAUSE of that, but it's certainly a bonus. I still would like to see them with actual boar ears tho.

Best Wonderland girl. Prove me wrong.

>>18321196
No breaks on the high orc train, thanks for the links.

>>18321266
March hare and Hatter are close.

>>18321187
What monstergirl stuff do they like then?

>>18320962
I like the transformation but I love the Night Gaunt and she would still be my waifu if she didn't have it.

>>18321209
She might suck mine but I'll have you know she's completely straight.

>>18321140
I could use a different perspective
Thanks

>>18321266
Do the heart markings and how to get them differ for every Wock?

Pretty sure there's one that counts the number of times she makes you cum in less than 30 seconds.

>>18321286
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Monstergirls

>>18321283
March hare is shit but the hatter is a close runner up for best mad girl.

>>18321324
Delet this, Bernie is pure.

>>18321266
Dormouse best wonderland girl! Especially if they still hunt for men in packs like regular mice!!!

>>18321341
The most a Dormouse is going to hunt for is a napping spot.

>>18321304
Weird how some parts of /tg/ are so anti-furry while the board and the tabletop community in general is fucking fur-central.

Best Desert Girl. Prove me wrong.

>>18321364
If Apophis count, then it's a tie

>>18321352
>Dormouse pouting as her spot is taken by a club Trumpart

>>18321364
>Prove me wrong.
Apophises are better to cuddle with!

>>18321364
Can't. All hail the Pharaoh

>>18321266
Cheshire.

>>18321364
Khepri.

>>18321364
Trick question. The Desert MGs are all Best Girls.

>>18321364

>>18321364
Wonder if she'll kick me into the Lamia pit if I don't say she's the best

>>18321389
All hail!
>>18321398
Acceptable answer.
>>18321434
She is a benevolent Ruler.

>>18321123
http://mgewiki.com/w/Kesaran_Pasaran

>please look at my dance closely

>>18321364
Can’t argue there. I got my Pharaoh maid a while back and I still love her!

>>18321139
I'd be completely fine with it. I'd just be happy to have a sexy monster girl that loves me.

>>18321448
>you will never serve the Pharaoh in all things

>>18321352
But Dormice are strongest in their napping spot

>>18321455
>Pharaoh maid
Grapesnake anon please.

>>18321451
Kesarans need love. A lot more love.

>>18321139
>my waifu
>alp
Mutually exclusive concepts anon

>>18321434
I'm pretty sure a pharaoh would be racist against sneks.

>>18321454
Uh, just let me put a pillow on my lap.
>>18321455
>Pharaoh Maid
How does that work?
>>18321460
Fells bad, I would bow to one as soon as I saw her.
>>18321464
I'm going to save that Pharaoh!

I'm gonna keep saying this until the end of time.

>>18321464
>Grapesnake anon please.
Not him. I got her when that one anon was doing the MGC Maid Central writing.

>>18321473
>How does that work?
That particular grapesnake must have a humiliation fetish or something.

>>18321464
>>18321473
>I'm going to save that Pharaoh!


>You will never help the Pharaoh cope with her grapesnake venom withdrawal after you rescued her

>>18321473
You overdose the Pharaoh on grape juice and direct her affection towards the Apophis' husband.

>>18321266
Cheshire > Jubjub > Wock > Trumpart > March Hare > Hatter > Humpty
>>18321364
Khepri > Apophis > Anubis > Pharaoh > Sandworm > Riddle Cat > Scorpion

>>18321364
She's not an Anubis.

Although considering how they're lewd undead with wide hips, anal with a loli Pharaoh would probably be a pretty impressive experience too

>>18321454
Hmmm I think she needs to move a little closer so my old eyes can better focus.
Apsara are near the top of my list.

All Desert girls are gonna get the D from the Khepri King.

>>18321526
>cock and ball worship from seven heavenly obedient khepris at once
You gotta admit that’s a hard fantasy to top.

>>18321526
Easily my favorite request I've had filled by a drawfag in these threads.
Wish the artist didn't disappear though, he was a cool dude.

>>18321468
Pharaohs love snakes, just look at her profile image. So help you if you're a purple Lamia near her though.

>>18321526
I want to take a group of Khepris home.

>>18320962
>What is your opinion on chaos?

It's probably the best upgrade path in Dark Souls 1, It's a shame how bad it is in comparison to it's Dark Souls 3 counterpart. Shitposting aside, all of the chaos girls are top tier waifus

>>18321538
What about cock and ball torture from seven heavenly obedient khepris at once?

>>18321538
Hard to top? Stand back and watch this Anon

>cock and ball worship from eight heavenly obedient khepris at once

>>18321548
>spoiler
Spotted the squid.

>>18321556
Madman, madman!!!

>>18321552
Spacejin pls

>>18321502
My Pharaoh will never be graped!

>>18321559
Nah giant fucking spider

>>18321566
Good man

>>18321538
>They all wear different color lipstick and leave their marks all over to show where they’ve been

>>18321569
That's even worse. Your waifu is trash.

>>18321574
At least i'm not a furfag

>>18321542
I want a group of Khepris to take me home.
http://mgewiki.com/images/e/ef/Khepri3.png

>>18321569
>that paizuri image of her
Adult nachos are god tier.

Don't bully yetis, this is what happens when you tell her she has big, mangly paws and her hugs are bad

>>18321559
>>18321569
Purge yourselves

>>18321579
True.

>>18321588
>mgewiki

>>18321609
I refuse.

>>18321616
wiki != wikia

>>18321616
Yes, the wiki.
I have it on my HD since since it was my commission in the first place but it saves me the hassle of uploading to imgur.

Why do all desert girls have those stupid tattoos.

>>18321626
>stupid tattoos
They're beautiful and sexy.

Would you accept her services?

>>18321642
They're dumb and their existence frustrates me.

>>18321514
Aren't all members of the lamia family possessive by nature?

>>18321660
I fucking love greedy reptilies. Why do they make the best wives?

>>18321596
Loli Nachos are better.

What if an MG became a pharaoh?

>>18321642
If they are tasteful yes.

Wonderland Centaur soon STALKER.

If she doesn't has abs, then she can't be called best girl.

>>18321696
The Zone > Wonderland.

>>18321702
Shut up nerd!

>>18320998
Im sorry, you must be lost. Grammar Berlin is around 3 miles away.

>>18321670
>lolis are better
How many species does that not apply to?

>>18321709
Its true.

>>18321719
Maybe if you're gay!

>>18321714
All of them.

>>18321738
Lolis make everything better.

>>18321772
t. KC

>>18321696
proofstercockatrice.png

>>18321738
That's clearly incorrect.

>>18321772
Anonymous please, we haven't even been given an Opposite Day realm.

>>18321786
How would that work?

>>18321801
If you're a dom you become a sub and things like that.

>>18321801
In Soviet MGE, man rapes you!

>>18321830
Oh no, all those kikis and jinkos are defenseless.

Some super qt commissions from Pastellbits just got finished! Artist was also super cool to talk to and also threw in a bonus image as well.

https://imgur.com/rF5upOU.png
https://imgur.com/K7jYYvr.png
https://imgur.com/BaMDtmh.png
https://imgur.com/K7S2QFT.png

>>18321849
Samus would be good as almost any Monster girl.

>>18321851
Big fat rat tats
and itty bitty mousey titties

>>18321851
You sure like lewding those mice.

>>18321851
Very cute!

>>18321855
You sure that's not Centorea? They do share an uncanny resemblance.

>>18321851
Lolicons and daughteru dickers deserve death

>>18321866
Now that you mentioned it it probably is.Probably got them confused since they both had blond hair...and the lack of Centorea's attributes.

>>18321864
Thank you!

>>18321862
Its my job as their father and hubby!

>>18321857
I actually really like these comms because usually artists draw Nellu/The purple haired one with thinner proportions than I would like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiEi4KGFDSY

Kvaldir girls when KC.

>>18321573
>by the time they're all done sucking your dick, you have a rainbow pattern running down your length

>>18321911
>AoT
Come on guy.

>>18321876
You're just gay, lolis are the best.

>>18321876
You're full of shit!

>>18321851
>No Hinezumi
>No Abs
0/10, would not harem.