/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Ken-Sama, the only man to duel a tsunami and secure a tie, saving Japan.
Rest in peace.

Guten tag, meine kameraden!

My name is Hans Ishii. I'm a 33 year old Japanese teutonophile (German culture fan for you foreigners). I drink beer and yodel in the Japanese Alps, and spend my days practicing the hammered dulcimer and enjoying superior German passtimes (nationalism, working, and beer consumption).

I drink with my German beer stein every day, this superior mug is capable of holding approximately one liter of the finest Bavarian stout. I earned my drinking license two years ago and I have been getting better every day.

I speak German fluently, both Frankish and Bavarian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about German history and the Wehrmacht penal code, which I follow 100%.

When I get my German visa, I am moving to Hamburg to attend a prestigious university to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a holocaust scholar for the University of Hamburg!

I own several lederhosen, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Deutschland, so I can fit in easier. I salute my führer and speak German as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Germany!

>>18308225
kawaii

>>18308296
>working
Japan's already got em beat

>>18308296
What are some prestigious German universities?

>>18308704
Georg-August-Universität Göttingen

>>18308225
>27 year old
>High School

>>18308725
>You have to make out with a loli once get your doctorate
Certainly very prestigious

>>18308225
Salam, my name is Dan “Dariush” Smith.

I’m a 30 year old American Persophile (Follower of Persian culture for you اتباع خارجی). I design reliefs on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and writing superior Persian poems. (Shahnameh, Kush-Nama, Masnavi)

I train to be a Grivpanvar every day, this superior cavalry can charge through enemy infantry lines because it uses the mighty Nisean horses, and is vastly superior to any other horsemen on earth. I bought my horse two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Persian fluently, both Old and middle, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Persian history and their Pahalavan code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Iranian visa, I am moving to Shiraz to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an Immortal for the Shahanshah’s army!

I own several Sirwal, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Iran, so I can fit in easier. I speak Persian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Iran!

>>18309610
What?

>I'm a 27 year old pedophile*

>>18309985
Who are you quoting?

>speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect
This part always gets me.

>>18308225
>I’m a 27 year old
>I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School
nani desu?

I remember reading once a variation about the guy being interested in Ethiopian culture and it was ridiculously well researched.

>>18310019

The OP's post, of course.

>>18309797
Oh hey, he wasn't joking.

Reminder that ken-sama is actually a guy named Bradon and is wedded to a landwhale.

>>18310501
So he met her while fighting the tsunami?

>>18310655
Yeah.
Ken-sama, the master of the American-Japanese katana fighting style met with the Pacific Sea Queen, reigning from the Pacific Trash Dump.
The two fought to a draw, with many casualties to both sides. What was not expected, was the two strongest beings getting married to becom the strongest couple. Rumor has it, there are kids that will have powers rivaling the both of them coming soon to plunge the world in a sea of throw away swords, and diabetes.

>>18310483
Woah.
Looks like Germany is still in the WWII period with the level of fun that is.
If only the Ratte existed in physical form.

>>18310019
Weebs.

>>18308296
Change nationalism for soccer germans are not allowed to be nationalists.

it'll be more funny if you created this at a board with flag... just suggesting

Watishwa Jen-sama desu

>>18310103
I want to read that, >>18309778 is already enough to impress me

>>18312515
the girl looks so kawaii

>>18312462
too much
where is the Merkel ship going toward

>>18308225
looks like a sumo wrestler
you may be spotted by scouts of a sumo stable

Only you could defeat 栃ノ心.
Come to Japan now with your muscle or fat.

>>18312515
That's actually pretty good

>>18309797
>>18309610
>>18310483

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gänseliesel
the wiki page for the statue in case anyone was too lazy to search

>>18308225
baited/10 would read again

>>18308225
Whatever happened to Ken-sama, didn't people theorize he died in the earthquake?

>>18320460
rip

>>18320479
No!

>>18320479

>>18312623
The cold and frightful abyss

>>18308296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA

>>18320479
This is a lie. I think Ken sama never existed and him being dead is a joke/prank. I remember there was a thread about it many years ago but I don't have further memory what was the real truth though. But he's fine.

Ooga booga, my name is John Ooga.

I’m a 28 year old American Africanophile (Africa fan for you white folks). I draw animals and people on my cave wall, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior african music. (Soulja boy, xxxtentacion, lil pump)

I train with my rock every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through rocks because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my stone license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak African fluently, both ooga and the booga dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about African history and their ooga code, which I follow 100%

When I get my African visa, I am moving to Niger to attend a prestigious Rape Gang to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an rapist!

I own several condoms, which I don't wear. I don't want to get used to wearing them before I move to Africa, so I can fit in easier. I shout to my elders and seniors and speak caveman language as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Africa!

>>18308225
Howdy /jp/, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (XCOM, Gears of War, Deus Ex)

I train with my Colt 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my firearms license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious university to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

Peace be with you, my name is Salvatio.

I'm a 27 year old crusader (holy knights for you pagans). I fought with heretics and Islam, and spend my days perfecting my fighting skills and reading the superior Bible (Old Testament and New Testament)

I train with my two-edged sword everyday, this superior weapon can cut clean through all the heretics because it was entirely forged by the word of God, and is truly superior to any other weapons on earth. I earned my weaponry licence since I was 7 years old ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Hebrew and Latin fluently, both old and new version, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about the history of Christianity and their holy treasures, which I follow 100%.

When I get my notice, I am moving to Jerusalem to attend a prestigious millitary base to learn more about the magnificent history of the millitary code of war. I hope I can become the greatest crusader ever!

I own several armours, which I wear around the holy city. l want to get used to wearing them before I move to Jerusalem, so I can fit in easier. I praised my Lord's name Jesus Christ and speak Hebrew as often as I can, but rarely does anyone managed to respond.

Wish me luck in the Crusade!

>>18309778
Woah!

Check your cigs, my name is Stiyl Magnus-sama.

I’m a 14 year old English magician (pyrokinesist for you Science people). I draw runes on cards and spend my days perfecting my rune art and burning weak magicians (Fiamma, Acqua, Vento etc)

I train with Innocentius every day, this monster can burn through steel because it is chanted and runed over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other spell on earth. I earned my magic name two years ago, and I have been getting better with runes every day.

I speak English fluently, both Engrish and the Japanese dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about my Church's history and their inquisition code, which I do not follow. I only burn people 100%

When I win my waifu, I am moving to America to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent Freedoms. I hope I can become a Royal Fireman for the President!

I own several robes, which I wear around town. I was already used to wearing them before I moved to Japan so I can fit in easier but they don't wear robes anymore. I smoke in front of my elders and seniors and look cool as often as I can, but rarely does anyone care.

Wish me and Index luck!

>>18320479

>>18339122
>I know everything about my Church's history and their inquisition code, which I do not follow. I only burn people 100%

>>18339722

>>18330533
>I own several armours, which I wear around the holy city
>l want to get used to wearing them before I move to Jerusalem
The entire pasta is poorly written but dude what the fuck?

Sārig, my name is Cenwulf.

I’m a 27 year old American Housecarl (Anglo-Saxon fan for you Normans and Danes). I draw runes and crucifixes on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Anglo-Saxon games. (Total War, Mount & Blade, Skyrim, etc)

I train with my gār every day, this superior weapon can pierce clean through chainmail because it is sharpened over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I learned how to form a shield wall two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Ye Old English fluently, both Essex and the Wessex dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about English history and their wyrd code, which I follow 100%

When I finish my longship, I am sailing to Lundenburgh to attend a prestigious monastery to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Thegn for King Æthelred or a Jarl!

I own several Iron helmets, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to the Kingdom of Mercia, so I can fit in easier. I feast with my elders and seniors and speak Ye Olde English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Ængland!

>>18308296
>Frankish and Bavarian
Kek.

get him on akinator

>>18320479
Good night sweet daimyo

>>18330326
Forgot your pic

did they ever figure out why he stacks his CDs to the roof like that

>>18353346
It's part of his bushido training.

TFW actually moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious school

>>18355403
Congratulations
You're a walking meme

>>18353346
You can see a line going up the CD cases, so it looks like some kind of CD rack.

good luck,comrade