Look out! That crazy hag's got a rifle!

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Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 08:16:48 No.18313454 [Reply] [Original]

Look out! That crazy hag's got a rifle!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 08:29:07 No.18313494 It's a poorly maintained antique lever-action. It's probably just as dangerous to fire the thing as it is to be in front of it. Also, don't call people hags. It's rude.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 13:54:24 No.18314802 >>18313454 don't push me off to a cliff pls :(

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 14:02:55 No.18314838 Please do make fun of the perfect Buddhism wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 14:05:39 No.18314847 File: 20 KB, 768x256, truth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18313454

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 14:08:51 No.18314866 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92i4jaMH2m8

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 14:10:16 No.18314877 >>18314838 So the perfect Buddhism wife commits double homicide when she gets a headache?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 14:17:45 No.18314920 >>18314877 A pure being must sometimes purify the sinners. She will then proceed to purify herself. Her headaches are just a result of the island's sinful aura.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 14:18:44 No.18314929 >>18314920 >baby >sinner

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 14:21:12 No.18314944 File: 471 KB, 1575x2230, ok.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I fucked you're auntfu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 14:24:51 No.18314962 >>18314944 Nah, only Krauss and Kinzoever did

Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 15:56:53 No.18315367
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Pick 1 aunt each to:

Marry and protect.

Fuck senseless (consensually) no strings attached whenever in the mood.

Beat senseless.

And finally one to have as a bro/drinking buddy/confidant/adventure pal.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 16:01:17 No.18315388

>>18315367
This is the easiest choice I've made in my life

>Marry and protect
Natsuhi
>Fuck senseless (consensually) no strings attached whenever in the mood.
Eva
>Beat senseless.
Rosa
>And finally one to have as a bro/drinking buddy/confidant/adventure pal.
Kyrie

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 16:07:50 No.18315422 >>18315388 Same as you but with Rosa and Kyrie swapped. I want to beat the shit out of Kyrie the same way she beat the shit out of Jessica.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 16:18:18 No.18315449 File: 508 KB, 1470x1088, 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18315367 Eva. Natsuhi. Kyrie. Rosa.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 16:18:31 No.18315450

>>18315367

>Marry and protect.
Natsuhi, obviously.

>Fuck senseless (consensually) no strings attached whenever in the mood.
Kyrie, solely because I want to enjoy humiliating her in every possible way.

>Beat senseless.
Rosa. I will punch her for every time she hit Maria.

>And finally one to have as a bro/drinking buddy/confidant/adventure pal.
Totally Eva. She can be a bitch, but seems like a fun drinking buddy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 16:21:55 No.18315468 >>18315450 I changed my mind. I will fuck Rosa and beat Kyrie. Rosa is more attractive, and she's not as bad as Kyrie.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 17:06:54 No.18315645 >>18315449 Blessed image, i love Jessica.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 17:08:44 No.18315653 >>18315388 Same

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 17:21:41 No.18315698 File: 71 KB, 196x299, Enj_a11_デフォ１.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] farts

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 17:39:43 No.18315787 >>18315367 >Marry and protect Natsuhi! >Fuck senseless (consensually) no strings attached whenever in the mood Eva >Beat senseless Kyrie >And finally one to have as a bro/drinking buddy/confidant/adventure pal Rosa

Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 20:32:01 No.18316590
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>>18315367
That's like the easiest shit mein seagull
>Marry and protect.
ROSA!
>Fuck senseless (consensually) no strings attached whenever in the mood.
Natsuhi and ROSA.
>Beat senseless.
Kyrie and NOT Rosa.
>Drunkventure times
Eva.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 21:18:54 No.18316796 >>18316590 Rosa a shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 21:26:38 No.18316839 File: 36 KB, 324x246, 1334780690449.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18313454 I'm actually considering getting the first half of Umineko VN off Steam to read it for the first time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 21:40:15 No.18316890 >>18316839 get out of umishit threads if you do, or you will be spoiled.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 22:10:17 No.18317007 >>18316839 犯人はヤス

Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 23:44:01 No.18317394

>>18315367
> Marry and protect
Natsuhi

> Fuck senseless
Eva so hard.

> Beat senseless
Kyrie, then fuck her out of sprite.

> Bro/drinking buddy/confidant/adventure pal.
Rosa. Could lead to fucking if cards are played right.

I just love these old hags.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 30, 2018 23:55:25 No.18317455 File: 2.58 MB, 1795x1980, based eva.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18315367

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 00:48:24 No.18317671 >>18315367 Marry: Rosatrice. I'm going to give Maria a sister. Fuck: Natsuhi Beat: Killer Buddy: Eva.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 00:49:33 No.18317675 Man, this thread is garbage.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 01:10:02 No.18317735 >>18317675 Kyrie has posted.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 01:12:30 No.18317746 >>18317671 Shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 01:42:03 No.18317837 >>18317455 You will never take a 14 hour plane ride with your sexy aunt, getting teased by her the whole time in a private first-class cabin.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 03:08:46 No.18318177 >>18315367 >Marry and protect. Rosa! >Fuck senseless (consensually) no strings attached whenever in the mood. Eva! >Beat senseless. Kyrie! >And finally one to have as a bro/drinking buddy/confidant/adventure pal. Natsuhi!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 03:54:59 No.18318364 >>18316590 >>18317671 >>18318177 Rosaf(h)ags win, everyone else go suck a lemon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 04:59:23 No.18318564 File: 126 KB, 231x285, um.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rosa is a fucking whore, she is easy no wonder why she won.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 07:01:42 No.18318924 >>18318364 Who would have thought that the single one looking for love would be the one people decide to marry.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 08:33:41 No.18319243 >>18317455 Wow Eva and Kyrie get along well when they're not killing each other.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 08:45:55 No.18319289 I honestly want a wife like Natsuhi

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 09:31:24 No.18319471 File: 724 KB, 1431x2048, Suits at all times.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18319289 One that makes you wear a suit at all times even in your own home and refuses to share a room with you?

Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 09:42:25 No.18319506 [DELETED]

/k/ here. Umineko made me want to get a lever-action SBR (chambered in .45 Long Colt perhaps), but I have yet to find any on the market that would really work without needing to be cut down and customized. I can handle paying an extra $200 for the SBR tax but getting a quality cut-down job, one that would both look good and not introduce problems in the shortened tube magazine, would probably be as expensive as everything else put together.
Maybe somewhere there's a decent one that's already made and on the used market.
Life is suffering but I endure.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 12:32:45 No.18320146 >>18315367 What's the third kind of art even from? Is that from some even never re-release?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 12:33:12 No.18320148 File: 106 KB, 1024x768, natsu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18313494 disrespectful REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 12:45:26 No.18320203 >>18320146 They're Pachinko sprites, and they are used by mangagamer (along with the original sprites) for the steam version. Yes, they are absolutely awful.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 12:47:40 No.18320220 >>18319289 She is the purest.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 13:05:11 No.18320338 File: 1.22 MB, 1280x960, ep7_6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18320203 Quit complaining, they're not that bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 13:37:41 No.18320507 >>18320338 I have a question, i a bought the answers arcs in steam and when the scenes where images like these are supossed to be used nothing happens just a black screen with text, it's just me or not?

Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 13:49:52 No.18320578

>>18320507
If the CGs were actually used during the story (and those CGs in particular, which depict scenes that don't really warrant a CG), it would ruin the mood.

You could argue that the PS3 version CGs were approved by the author, but these ones are literally Pachinko images that Mangagamer bought the rights to. They were never meant to appear in the novel, as they depict scenes that work much better with regular sprites.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 14:07:17 No.18320654 >>18320338 Most Chiru sprites are fine, some are even great, but christ look at that Nastuhi and Eva, they look like they are about to fucking die

Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 14:20:18 No.18320717
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Unironically, Eva is best girl. The most human of the characters, and fundamentally a good, albeit heavily flawed person.

You can even argue she's the one who finally ends the ridiculous Ushiromiya cycle of hate, by keeping the catbox closed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 14:29:00 No.18320756 File: 75 KB, 640x480, eva.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18320717 >fundamentally a good person reminder that Eva wanted to blow-up the whole island to cover the fact that she """accidentally""" murdered Natsuhi.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 15:13:40 No.18320949 >>18320756 Who HASN'T wanted to do the exact same thing on occasion?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 15:20:20 No.18320971 >>18320756 Reminder that Eva hid the truth from Ange and took on the rule of the culprit in order to spare Ange's feelings.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 15:37:02 No.18321037 >>18320654 Spoiler alert: they are.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 16:17:55 No.18321159
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>>18320756
I mean, the entire situation was ridiculous in the first place, give out Winchesters to everyone, in a room, with gold, and a bomb.

Highly stressful to say in the least. But sure. It was a sin to shoot Natsuhi - accident or not.

But when I say Eva is fundamentally a good person I mean "just barely", and therein lies the game. Like, after her duel with Kyrie, after losing everything that mattered to her - she was faced between a choice of good and evil, and even though evil would have been so much easier to choose - she chose good.

That struggle - her actions, when there was NOTHING to be gained from locking the catbox - make her infinitely more interesting than Yasu.

It's like she had this moment of clarity, and even in her despair, could see the bigger picture.

And it didn't solve everything - in fact, her treatment of Ange caused quite a few problems - but locking that damn catbox paved the path for the Ushiromiya family's redemption.

Folks plug the episode 8 manga a lot, and one of the things the episode 8 manga did well was have Battler and Eva-Beatrice close the door to the golden land together.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 31, 2018 19:14:19 No.18321977 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeQEPmHrM9YKDk6FMZCm8fwOGLeiVrQsaBhnBQKxMj7aK4OWQ/viewform Lets make Tryanthology a thing!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 1, 2018 23:46:12 No.18328853 File: 577 KB, 1718x1200, lewd aunts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 1, 2018 23:51:00 No.18328873 >>18328853 Natsuhi is truly the best and the purest.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 2, 2018 00:58:56 No.18329096 Which aunt would have been the most salvageable?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 2, 2018 09:05:46 No.18330592 >>18328873 >Kills an innocent old woman and a baby for making her feel insecure. >Purest

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 2, 2018 13:52:16 No.18331719 File: 138 KB, 749x800, aunt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 2, 2018 17:19:34 No.18332771 >>18330592 her only fault was not killing the baby too

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 2, 2018 20:53:59 No.18333978 >>18329096 Eva. Just fuck the shit out of her when she starts getting angry at Ange Support her with the knowledge that she tried her best and that she was a hero.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 3, 2018 01:32:55 No.18334987 >>18313494 look's well polished to me, my old 1894 lever works just fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 3, 2018 08:37:29 No.18336498 File: 182 KB, 399x395, 1492188376463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18316839 If you do, either use the original sprites or mod in the PS3 sprites. The Steam sprites are awful.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 3, 2018 08:40:14 No.18336508 File: 1.23 MB, 1650x2470, UbZXYa7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18336498 Don't be mean with the indian Battler?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 3, 2018 08:41:23 No.18336509 >>18330592 P U R E S T >>18329096 Natushi.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 3, 2018 12:29:17 No.18337406 >>18336508 >Indian >light tan

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 3, 2018 12:36:27 No.18337446 >>18337406 He's North Indian.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 4, 2018 13:01:58 No.18343734 File: 41 KB, 400x500, 200906193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18315645 What's not to like on her?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 4, 2018 21:56:12 No.18346161 >>18314802 Don't worry, she'll chop your dick instead

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 5, 2018 10:23:26 No.18348843 >>18343734 FINALLY someone who doesnt hate her!

>>	ANON X Mon, Feb 5, 2018 11:43:29 No.18349169 >>18313454 good girl, now let's get this posse out and catch that varmnit dead or alive now!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 5, 2018 14:09:36 No.18349774 >>18348843 Why should you hate Jessica? She's one of the few persons in Umineko who practically did nothing wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 5, 2018 14:14:20 No.18349796 >>18348843 I also don't hate her. In fact, she's one of my favorite characters because she's one of the few who is not crazy or some sort of fucked up. Also like >>18349774 said, she did nothing wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 5, 2018 15:27:57 No.18350055 >>18315367 and now replace the aunts with the stakes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 5, 2018 15:39:36 No.18350104 >>18315367 >Marry and protect. Natsuhi >Fuck senseless (consensually) no strings attached whenever in the mood. Eva >Beat senseless. Rosa >And finally one to have as a bro/drinking buddy/confidant/adventure pal. Kyrie

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 5, 2018 22:57:26 No.18352132 File: 265 KB, 1518x1075, and more aunts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 7, 2018 04:25:52 No.18359135 >>18350055 Luci all day all night.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 7, 2018 04:47:38 No.18359199 >>18350055 >Marry and protect. Belphegor. >Fuck senseless (consensually) no strings attached whenever in the mood. Asmodeus. >Beat senseless Satan (bitch). >And finally one to have as bro/drinkking buddy/confidant/adventure pail. Mammon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 7, 2018 10:37:49 No.18360594 >>18349796 Yes i love her too,but in seacats threads people always hate on her for no reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 8, 2018 03:35:43 No.18364907 File: 169 KB, 1011x1200, stakes (3).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 8, 2018 22:53:05 No.18370387 >>18364907 The lousy friend society.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 10, 2018 05:06:14 No.18377640 >>18370387 why lousy?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 10, 2018 12:30:33 No.18379688 >>18329096 Eva and Rosa just needed some support No matter how good discolor was Natsuhi has no excuse

Anonymous Sat, Feb 10, 2018 16:00:26 No.18380917

>>18315367
Marry and protect Natsuhi. She's the purest and kindest of all of them.

Fuck Eva senseless. She got a rocking bod and I really wanna hatefuck her for what she put Ange through.

Beat Rosa senseless for how she treats her daughter

And go on adventures with Kirie. She's kind of a cunt to battler sometimes, but she seems nice enough to just chat and hang around with.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 11, 2018 03:05:55 No.18384443 File: 413 KB, 896x1300, Natsuhi pushes old servant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18380917 Natsuhi. Is. Not. Pure.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 11, 2018 03:11:25 No.18384466 >>18364907 Belphegor is sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 12, 2018 05:20:44 No.18390925 Jessica > Ange

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 12, 2018 21:42:30 No.18395276 >>18380917 Yes, natsuhi is the best!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 05:17:21 No.18396826 File: 518 KB, 841x598, 1518517041049.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18390925 I'd say it's a pretty close call.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 05:20:25 No.18396833 >>18364907 It's not my fault. Please don't laugh.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:38:17 No.18398865 >>18384443 it was an accident.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:23:17 No.18399083 >>18384443 Good to see Natsuhi's crystal treatment is going well

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:25:14 No.18405941 File: 62 KB, 564x768, 77777.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:29:30 No.18405962 >>18405941 i will fug meta beato.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:40:33 No.18406015 File: 384 KB, 1600x1148, beahot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18405962 Beato is sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 16, 2018 05:24:58 No.18415907 File: 717 KB, 962x720, IMG_20180216_112355.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Friendly reminder Rosatrice is canon and will be revealed this Summer.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 16, 2018 10:01:13 No.18417064 File: 145 KB, 512x373, 4d4cc730-cf9c-489c-938e-4b610b7624db..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18415907 I doubt it. But on the off chance we do get retconned, I'm ready for the shitstorm that comes with it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 16, 2018 20:07:00 No.18421109 >>18316890 >>18317007 >>18336498 I just got it last night, Question Arc is the first one right?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 16, 2018 20:25:05 No.18421215 >>18421109 Yes,now leave this thread

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