/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Dragons, my man. I love them.

Dairy Queen Hot Cocoa delivery

>>18304433
Big tits are the breast!

>>18304433
I want to visit the ultra oppai fox shrine

>>18304433
>Vulpine cows.
Deserve rigorous breeding.
>>18304441
Dragons are the greatest wives.

Android 18/21 Automaton, yes or no?

Shog won't let me leave the house

>>18304461
So leave with her.

Big breasts and big butts are for the lowest common denominator.
Monster girl connoisseurs know for a fact that big horns are where it's at.

>>18304503
That looks very inconvenient and impractical

>>18304503
I feel bad for that girl.

>>18304516
Why don't Sheba and Nito have fluffy tails.

Anon awakening a Pharaoh in a tomb

Or

Pharaoh buying Anon in a slave market.

>>18304503
Too extreme.

>>18304503
What about big nipples?

>>18304516
Sheba a cute.

>>18304516
Her profile mentions she has it but its not on the sprite.

>>18304521
>Anon awakening a Pharaoh in a tomb
Results in heavy rape.
>Pharaoh buying Anon in a slave market.
Results in heavy healing.
Either way ends with happiness and wife.

>>18304521
I prefer the former. Latter's still great if you're a shota.

>>18304528
Monster girls healing sad men is very cute but completely unrealistic.

>>18304533
Oh good it's this sad sack again.

>>18304537
???

>>18304528
>>18304533
Well I was thinking of it in a "Anon just portals into the monster girl world" kind of story. But healing is tempting.

>>18304516
She looks like the kind of cat you take a drink with and next thing you know you're waking up in bed next to her.

>>18304524
Only on self-conscious bovines.

>>18304541
>Well I was thinking of it in a "Anon just portals into the monster girl world" kind of story. But healing is tempting.
No one says it can't be both, going through a portal and being immediately captured by slavers and about to be sold off would do things to us.
>>18304533
>very cute but completely unrealistic
Shut up i can dream.

>>18304449
That's a good way to wind up covered in turbo busty Kitsunes milking your balls dry.

>>18304542
>Only on self-conscious bovines.
You mean loli ones with flat chests and nice big puffy nips?

>>18304551
I think that's the idea.

>>18304551
It's worth it, even if I see the big, mature ones that 'ufufufu' or the smaller, but no less busty, ones that just want to show off their growing shrine maiden skills

>>18304549
>No one says it can't be both, going through a portal and being immediately captured by slavers and about to be sold off would do things to us.
Hmm, that is good. I was also thinking of having them call Anon useless and unsellable because...we'll we're all probably not in the best of shape.

>>18304554
What about inverted nips?

>>18304564
I'd visit everyday if I could see the one on the right. Oh the wonders I'd do to what was hidden by her skirt.

>>18304570
>I was also thinking of having them call Anon useless and unsellable because...we'll we're all probably not in the best of shape.
Domestic Slaves are a thing you know.

>>18304554
That works great especially if they are overly sensitive puffy nips.

>>18304572
I want inverted nipples on a big strong Minotaur who doesn't get why her Q cup breasts are that big of a deal.

>>18304587
She'll learn what the big deal is when anon coaxes them out and she learns how sensative they can be

>>18304572
To be honest anon, those kind of squick me out.

>>18304587
>That works great especially if they are overly sensitive puffy nips.
Oh naturally anon, soft an sensitive and beautiful for teasing or pulling while she sits squirming in your lap for hours on end.

>>18304584
Yeah I suppose, but I'd like to have the idea that the slavers see Anon as unsellable. Then the Pharaoh (or a representative of her) comes along and buys him.

>her face when Anon cut his finger and a drop of his blood land right on the signature line

Orc got to stick together through school life.

>>18304607
I love Gyaru High Orcs!

>>18304606
>When you sneeze and the demon offers you a piece of paper and you use it
>It was actually a contract and you signed it

>>18304607
>that boob squish
Made for double paizuri.

>>18304606
What if he didn't break eye contact the entire time, proving that he's not even looking at the terms?

>>18304607
Would spend some money one her.

>>18304605
>Yeah I suppose, but I'd like to have the idea that the slavers see Anon as unsellable. Then the Pharaoh (or a representative of her) comes along and buys him.
You can still do that, it would make for a nice healing story.

>>18304613
>she brings you back to her place and tells you to watch some tv
>see her chug down 2 Liters worth of ovulation drugs in the screen reflection

>>18304626
Yes, I think a healing story would be nice. I'm not sure if the Pharaoh herself should come or it be an already married Anubis doing her duty.

It may or may not be a "how I met my wiafu" story for me.

>>18304572
>huge inverted puffy nips on a flat chested loli girl
This is how I want all my mice to be

>>18304433
Shouldn't it be bovine foxes?

What do you think about blue helldoggos?

>>18304681
Blue flames would be good but I'm partial towards greenish flames

>>18304679
Same thing.

>>18304681
I always approve of off-profile designs.

>>18304681
Weird, but I'd throw her a bone.

>>18304551
Thanks for reminding me that I will never experience this.

>>18304503
Flat/small chests and big butts is peak performance.

>>18304632
I could see an Anubis just giving in and buying a slave because she's tired of seeing the Pharaoh remaining single and giving him instructions on how to be a good pleasure slave.

>"So remember, she'll come in and see you in her bed, then you say your lines and just follow the techniques you learned from the scrolls. Oh, and make sure to limber up before, you might be in for a while."

>>18304692
I want to milk that foxes chest.

>>18304549
Knowing my luck I'd end up murdered by bandits, or dying of exposure.

>>18304537
>He thinks there's only one

>>18304696
10/10 would awoo with.

>>18304681
>elder/elite Hellhound with blue flames instead of red
Could be neat.

>>18304696
I love this hellhound's design and fully approve of more off-profile stuff.
I kind of want to see a red Cheshire with twintails.

Post them

>>18304707
That is pretty cute actually. I was trying to go for a more "I dreamed of you" type of thing but that might work too.
>>18304713
You'd get captured by monster bandits.

>>18304740
I always figured that cheshires would have more of an Easter type of color variety.

>This kills the meido.

What kind of offbeat friends would there be in Wintersburg?

>>18304756
Arctic foxes!

>>18304815
Orc and elf.

>>18304833
>plump arctic foxes
They were made for cuddling under the covers, and breeding.

>>18304833
Does she have a permit for that tail.

>>18304756
Dragon
Griffon
Kiki
Wight
Salamander
Wyvern
Kraken
Wock
Nurarihyon
Sylph

Only the first five are stable, the others change a lot depending on my mood and how much I talked about them.

>>18304835
>Elf needs the fanciest, most expensive winter wear from the White Horns store
>Orc is happy to wear anything

>>18304854
All the Arctic ones are like that.
Helps with staying warm and ensnaring men.

Whatever you do don't let slime-chan watch you play monster hunter.

She'll fall in love with Radobaan, purchase a whole bunch of manticore spikes, stick em to her goo and roll around your house.

>>18304815
Genki Yeti and kuudere Ice queen make for a cute couple.

>>18304886
I have no idea what that is

>>18304896
Basically the ugliest motherfucker to ever be referred to as a "monster."

>>18304886
Radobaan the bone uragaan right? What were they thinking?

Bomber wyvern is still cool as fuck though.

So. What do we think of this? Lescatie is getting bigger and showing off more transformed figures and published stuff...

https://imgur.com/a/QkaI4

A new favorite of mine: Dat Alp.

Apprentice tactician Eba Mystia / Dark strategist Alp Eba

>>18304925
>So. What do we think of this?
Definitely cements Lescartie and extremists as purge-tier.

>>18304935
This.

I want a Druella-fied Kikimora.

>>18304756
I have fairly "boring" taste in the sense they're all fairly popular to some extent but it can't be helped.

Which kind of monster is the most powerful?

>>18304956
Read nigga.

>>18304956
Dragons!

>>18304925
I want to help their cause!

>>18304925
>>18304433
Definitely interested in translations, at least. I liked the original Lescatie group more then the new ones, but they're okay.

I assume these new ones are all drooling after one particular Him still? Same guy? Different guy?

Strategist and tactician lad who was a good friend and looked up to you like a big brother even though he wanted your cock suddenly turning into a succubus who claims your cock? Yus.

>>18304956
Lilims. because they're so CUTE!

>>18304975
>>18304975
'Shia-chan, former boy currently participating in the dark knightly order of the ice flower as dark strategist apprentice! On the lookout for a splendid boyfriend since turning into an Alp!'

>>18304756
I play Traptrix Atrax!

>>18304975
They aren't lusting after anyone as far as I know, they are just some people who got corrupted during the attack and now are livng there.

>>18304925
>them thighs
Toppest of unfs

>>18304998
>>18304987
>>18304925
Go away alpfags.

>>18304965
Reading is boring

>>18304925
i am willing to tolerate alps to an extent , but dont show a before image dude

>>18304997
Oh good, then its not more harem its girls open and looking for mates. Fun!

>>18304815
>You know I don't feel the cold, right?

>>18304998
>>them thighs
What about them?

>>18305007
This one only has the after, as well as the Dark Esquire pic.

>>18304994
>Monster in S/T zone
>No Extra Monster zone
JUDGE!

>>18304925
More Alp cancer.

>>18304756

>>18304952
Same. We like what we like.

>>18305032
That's a lot of onee-sans

>>18305026
But it says "Trap" right on the card. Why can't it go there?

>>18304925
It makes me want to live there and have a nice dark knight salamander wife. Or a strategist Lich, that body suit is sexy.
>>18304935
>purge-tier
Yes yes, good for you. Now run along back to your 40k threads /tg/.

>>18304925
I like the girls on it and it would be cool to have some more info about Lescatie even if it's not canon. It's KC approved and the most that we'll get though so might as well.
My favorite girl was probably the cow girl, but the white haired knight was a close second.
Seeing the classes was also pretty nice and can give a general idea of what those monsters could do by showing their skills. So much for having all those powerful girls transformed.

I feel bad for the squires though.

>>18305032
Your taste is quite close to mine actually.

>>18304935
They literally did nothing wrong.

Tomboy succubi > Alp cancer.

>>18304925
>Gloriously Bisexual
>Would fuck before pic as much as after pic.
>Having your fuckboi turn into a succubus on you after the lilim comes by

>>18305015
Those thighs entice me to eat her out.

>>18305044
Extremist faction is doing the most wrong.

>>18305030
What else are you going to self-insert as? Skeletons and ones like that aren't you, just a new monster using your bones as part of her body.

>>18305055
They're thoroughly mediocre though.

She IS pretty fucking hot. I could imagine her being all focused on her role as a Knight and not taking any lovers and suddenly... manhungry succubus.

>Knight Errant that's pretty much dead to the world due to what he's seen.
>Lives near Lascate for work and keeping the roads safe.
>Monster Neutral due to him just wanting to protect folks, something that's almost gotten him declared heretic a few times.
>Heroes and townsfolk alike look down on him.
>Shows up post Corruption to see monster girl versions of the folks that once mocked and scorned him now hitting on him.

He'd be in for his world being shaken or would just be so jaded that he'd continue on not caring

>>18305052
Kill yourself faggot, nobody wants filth like you here.

Alps are absolute fucking cancer.

>>18305069
Not really, the before picture looks like a nice woman you could spend the rest of your life with while the after looks like some whore you would have a one night stand with and forget the day after.

>>18305072
>just be so jaded that he'd continue on not caring
They're going to attempt to heal him, and he will continue on, uncaring.

>>18305069
Curse Sword Girl is pretty fucking hot too. She looks so sullen and withdrawn in the before pic, then wild and free in the second.

>>18305062
Go be a homo somewhere else then.

>>18304925
so a guy wears short shorts and thigh high boots and the order found nothing off about that?

>>18305062
>What else are you going to self-insert as?
a monsters panties.

>>18305056
Lescartie was training troops for the sole purpose if killing monsters. They put put a stop to it.

>>18305032
That's a lot of big tits and femdom. You seem like the guy who'd love to be smothered by them.

>>18304952
They might be popular but it's pretty mixed up, with satyros, hinezumi and khepri being in there. Wights are absolutely delicious though.

>>18304866
This one has a bit more popular girls but it's nice seeing Griffon getting more love, but being just bellow Dragon might make her annoyed. Seeing an elemental so high too is also surprising.

>>18305072
I like this story idea.

>>18305072
I'd imagine that he wouldn't be able to trust them.

>>18305087
She looks like she's been taken over by a parasite that's puppeting her body around. Because that's what's actually happening there.

>>18305087
She's the kind that will use whatever it takes to defend her hometown, even forbidden weapons.

The weapon corrupted her in the end.

>>18305087
>Edgy and cold to hide insecurities
>Edgy slut that likes to stab people and watch them get aroused.

>>18305081
>Buff minotaur guard captain runs into him while he's buying rations.
>Awkwardly makes small talk before asking him if he wants to grab a few drinks at the bar.
>The Knight recites a few nasty names in short order, informing her that they are some of the things that she herself has called him in the past few months prior towards the transformation before rattling a few more that she'd said years before.
>Drops his coins on the market stall, grabs his supplies, and informs the minotaur that if she wanted such a thing, she should've asked earlier before leaving.

A hard life that one, probably camps in the woods.

>>18305100
Would be nice.

>>18305101
Probably.
He'd also have the memories of what happened before the transportation.

>>18305097
Lescarite dd nothing wrong.

>>18305106
Sounds like a girl who would get incredibly flustered if you kissed her.

>>18305112
The before version, sure. The after would probably just stab you.

>>18305111
They did lots of things wrong.

>>18305077
She's a whore that will spend the rest of her life with you, but yes, left does look better and I'm sure she's the type who would make a perfect mother.

>>18305109
I didn't realize we were talking about /r9k/ incarnate here.

>>18305121
Nothing wrong.

>>18305097
With what kind of a hive of faggotry and sluts the city seemed to be based on these books, the order should've burned it all themselves.

There are also a handful of corrupted heroines apart from Wilmarina.

>>18305066
Her thighs look so delicate and smooth. That's what I meant by enticing.

>>18305127
Less that and probably more that he remembers the captain from when she was human and is suspicious of the sudden change of heart.

>>18305052
>Bisexual
I do wonder how many people here are bi

>Goes through life no realizing she has vampire blood
>Still thrills at combat and fighting and handsome men
>And then the Lilim came...

>>18305125
I hope monster girls wouldn't be too offended of my suspicion of slutty women.

>>18305146
Cute

>>18305146
Druella doing good work as always.

>>18305144
I'd say quite the minority. A handful are effeminate men though.

>>18305147
I doubt it. I'm sure only people from dark demon realms would dress and act like complete sluts though.

>>18305146
Dhampirs can live alongside normal humans without anyone being suspicious.

It's a whole different story after she bites someone.

why do they all look like women that would suck dick for bus money and then walk home.

>>18305144
Doesn't matter, if there are any they need to make that number a 0 by going back to tumblr or /lgbt/.

>Every goddamned day, she gets into the mayonnaise jar and then smears it ALL over herself while wearing that stupid fucking grin.

>>18305158
Imagine a man figuring out his neighbor is a Dhampir and trying to trick her into biting him without letting her realize he knows.

>Brave Musketeer girl, fighting to defend Lescatie.
>Proud of her large breasts and womanly figure, yet not yet ready to settle down while there is a battle to be won
>Secretly craving to be a mother and looking forward to the days when a baby suckles at her breasts.
>And then the Lilim came...

>>18305162
Bitch to KC he started it

>>18305170
That explains why she turns into a Holst.

>Brave Musketeer girl, fighting to defend Lescatie.
>Proud of her large breasts and womanly figure, yet not yet ready to settle down while there is a battle to be won
>Secretly craving to be a mother and looking forward to the days when a baby suckles at her breasts.
>And then the Lilim came...

>>18305161
No anon. They suck all the dicks in the bus.

>Secretly craving to be a mother and looking forward to the days when a baby suckles at her breasts.
Well she's wife material.

>>18305156
I don't know anon, the whole point of MGE is women throwing away prudishness to enjoy sex with the man they love.

>>18305189
Well of course, the bus is powered by sucking dick.

>>18305182
>red motifs in her transformed state
Uh oh.

>>18305182
Her fluffyness though. UNF best girl.

>>18305181
Sorry, I forgot the picture.

All these years pass by like tears in the rain, dude.

How are you holding up?

>>18305135
>Her

>>18305189
>>18305197
Firebomb the bus.

>>18305182
Fluffy Gun Cow, got it.

>>18305201
>How are you holding up?
Slowly getting worse but i'm holding i guess. Thinking of the dragon waifu helps me hold on.

>>18305202
>meme

>>18305128
Killing any monster no matter how peaceful they were, using Heroes as pawns, using child soilders, heavily taxing the poor that lived in slums, spending lots of resources on killing monstergirls not even looking for a fight rather then improving the lives of the civilians, somehow not expecting to get their shit kicked in in self-defense.

Monster girls wouldn't allow men to live a quiet life.

>>18305195
>expecting people to actually read into the aspects of the setting they shitpost about

>>18305099
>They might be popular but it's pretty mixed up, with satyros, hinezumi and khepri being in there. Wights are absolutely delicious though.
That's true, some are more popular than others.
Wights are indeed delicious too, I can't get enough of them.

>>18305195
They still live normally though, working and having normal relationships while enjoying a lot of sex. If you look at those girls in the lescatie book they already wear some lewd stuff so I guess it's pretty normal to be like that, but DD realms would be just underwear or bikini armor most of the time.

>>18305205
>anon goes full dunecoon

>>18305221
....
Centaur Bikini Armor

>>18305212
>spending lots of resources on killing monstergirls not even looking for a fight
How would you even know which monstergirls were or weren't looking for a fight, when extremists and monstergirl armies exist and they're constantly conquering new territory?

>>18305221
They live about as normally as hyper sluts can live.

>>18305232
You make her go faster by slapping her ass and you might as well control her by the tits.

Hm. Pondering a story for this one. Can't really tell if she is another one of the muskateers, perhaps the leader of them, or not. Or just a noblewoman from the city. Still! She looks a bit shy and sweet in the before picture.

>Flower blooming in Lescatie Olivier Amaltia / Poisonous flower luring into corruption Demon Olivier

And clearly she is renowned as a beauty by that whole 'flower blooming in Lescatie' thing.

>>18305245
And she'd have some tremendous titties if she's sporting bikini armor.

>Hm. Pondering a story for this one. Can't really tell if she is another one of the musketeers, perhaps the leader of them, or not. Or just a noblewoman from the city. Still! She looks a bit shy and sweet in the before picture.
>>Flower blooming in Lescatie Olivier Amaltia / Poisonous flower luring into corruption Demon Olivier
>And clearly she is renowned as a beauty by that whole 'flower blooming in Lescatie' thing.

>>18305223
You don't have to be a muslim to not like sluts that belong in an Mizuryu doujin.

>>18305253
So don't fuck them.

>>18305250
>>18305182
>>18305146
>>18305087
>>18305069
>>18304925
The nice thing about it is all of these girls are single and not all pining after a mysterious 'Him' like the other ones. They're all single and looking for husbands.

>>18305259
They're all Mizuryu-tier sluts though.

>>18305196
She'd definitely use the binding bullet on an Anon she likes and rapes him until she's pregnant.

>>18305237
They attack any monstergirl on sight, from that Demon commander to a Holstaur living on a farm with her husband.

>>18305161
Welcome to MGE, you may have noticed by now it's a porn setting.and not an innocent manga time kirara 4koma like Kirino Mosaic.

>>18305182
>Vials of her milk on a holster on her hip

Where can I find the small illustration pics from the guides? Like the one with the Pharaoh doing a handjob. They don't seem to be in the wiki.

Have a cow as an offering.

>>18305274
;_;

>>18305263
>They're all single and looking for husbands
Dibs on Olivier, she's one sexy demon.

>>18305268
And?

>>18305189
Don't say that.

>>18305282
Oh, they're big alright, gonna grope those thighs

>>18305213
Ice Queen would keep you locked away in her lonely palace to be her personal cuddleslut, only sounds would be arctic wind, Glacies husbands chattering from cold, and the Queen's soft, happy moans

>>18305274
>type this
>suddenly start imagining karen as a genki alice

>>18305282
Good thing I bookmarked it

https://imgur.com/a/nqe09

>>18304925
>Brilliant minded young tactician and strategies working in the officer core
>Secretly lusting after all the handsome, older men around him
>Knows he would be shunned if found out, so does his work and dresses how he wants to dress. Maybe that handsome corporal will look at him today?
>And then the Lilim came...

>>18305289
Mizuryu girls are terrible people.

>>18305296

>>18305268
Says you

I just had 4 glasses of whiskey and I must ask this question.

Which monster girl should I drink with?

>>18305299
Thanks

>>18305268
Lay off the estrogen anon.

>>18305306

>>18305306
Suika

>>18305306
>Asking this question
>When blue and red oni exists
A slime. that's all you get.

>>18305296
I don't like the cold.

>>18305312
I like the one from the fat elf manga

>>18305311
Soyboys love sluts, though.

>>18305306
I wanna go with my usual answer and say a mouse, but drinking with a buncha tipsy baby-crazy girls like that would be comfy, but probably not for long. Drink with a griffon or a wight! They'd probably make excellent conversation and wouldn't mind dragging you back to their house once your too inebriated to resist.

>>18305296
>her personal cuddleslut
Sounds like a good end to me.

>>18305072
So this is just some fanfiction trash, right?

>>18305306
Foxfu

>>18305312
>>18305314
>>18305316
>>18305325
>>18305331

Thank you, you all get a song for your troubles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz0b4STz1lo

>>18305299
>That Manticore actively with her tail around a guy

Oh my boner.

>>18305336
>Gustav Holst

Good taste

>>18305263
>The nice thing about it is all of these girls are single and not all pining after a mysterious 'Him' like the other ones
But [HIM] is just intended to be self insert

>>18305314
Suika AND Yuugi

>>18305345
>>18305336
>holst
>HOLST

Holstaur orchestra when?
>INB4 the need for more cow bell

>>18305312
Holy fuck I want to fuck one of these now.

>>18305358
There are two ways to self insert. Either HIM or have them be single and looking. Depends on the person which is hotter.

>>18305299
I never noticed the horned fairy with the titania. Or is it a pixie?

>>18305299
>That wife slime
FUUUUUUCK

>>18305373
it is a pixie

>>18305373
It's a pixie. They can shrink men down to their size too.

>>18305378
I didn't think they cooperated with fairies. That's good to know.

>>18305388
They're literally the fairy queens.

>>18305377
I want a wife slime neighbor.

Which monster girl will allow me to motorboat them?

>Be Dark elf.
>Had to get a job at Mcdonalds.
>The sign's logo that overlook's the building says 'Arbeit macht Pommes'.
>You hate your life.

>>18305403
Pretty much all of them. Provided they have large breasts.

>>18305403
All the busty ones except for the really busty ones. Those you don't motorboat; you scuba-dive.

>>18305406

Is it possible to do it to flat chested monster girls? If not, I will try.

>>18305408
I want to skubadive a minotaur

>>18305250

The fact that she turned into a demon makes me wonder what her human life was like. Was she just suppressing urges to rape men as a human or did she gain that desire upon monsterization.

>>18305403
Which monster girl will allow me to cry in their bosom?

>>18305306
What type of whisky, scotch or bourbon? This is important.
With Scotch you might want a Wight, Satyros or Demon while with bourbon it might be more enjoyable with a Holst, Oni or Salamander.

>>18305417
It would be more difficult to find one that wouldn't.

>>18305420

2 glasses Lagavulin single malt scotch whisky and 2 glasses of Suntory Whisky Toki. So give me a Scottish and a Japanese monster girl.

>>18305428
I hope they don't judge me too harshly.

>>18305431
So you'll get an Oni and Vampire.

>>18305087
left looks familiar

>>18305417
>>18305435
>Which monster girl will allow me to cry in their bosom?
I imagine most of them, they would also start rubbing your head and tell you its going to be okay.
Do not be surprised if they start to princess carry you to their home though, you did ask for marriage.

>>18305146
i dont know japanese but the pictures seems to show that transforming didn't change her all that much.

>>18305182
so wait,
guns are a thing in mge?

>>18305331
>drink with a foxfu
>her tails wrap around your member under the kotatsu
what do

>>18305441
>princess carry
No.

>>18305447
at that point im already passed out

Which species is good for people with an oral fixation? Lately I just really want to suck on something or taste her as she sits on me or we kiss heavily.

>>18305448
There is objectively nothing wrong with being princess carried.

>>18305431
That's some good taste, maybe a Scottish Satyros and a nice Ochimusha.
I need a a nice monster girl to finish my Ardbeg with.

>>18305458
Holstaurs. Any girl with big fat titties.

>>18305459
>youwillneverbeajapaneseprincess.gif

>>18305445
Yes, but they’re known for being shitty and unreliable.

>>18305448
>No.
You're still being carried to their house.

>>18305459
There isn't. But I still don't want it.

>>18305466
But my legs work fine.

>>18305448
It’s objectively better than being slung over her shoulder. How would you prefer she carries you?

>>18305201
>How are you holding up?
Not so good.
Got drunk for the first time in four years because of a collection of my brother losing custody of his son, my dad getting diagnosed with stage four pancreatic cancer and having to put my dog (who I’ve raised since he was born) down. And I’ve lost faith in this world and if it wasn’t for the fact that I have to be strong for my family I would’ve already put a bullet in my head. Sorry for the blogpost but I really want my Lilim waifu now to hold me right now and tell me everything will be alright.

>>18305465
Not so much unreliable, they would still down bandits, rank and file order soldiers and peasants but when it comes to monster girls and high tier heroes they have ways of deflecting the bullets either with their swords or magic.

>>18305470
You don't understand anon. You need to be frail and cute.

>>18304756

>>18305484
I don't want to be frail and cute.

I want to come home to a trio of ultra stacked, shortstack houri sisters.

Would be maximum comfy.

>>18305478
Sorry to hear that

>>18304756
Is there a meaning behind which girl you put where?

>>18305485

What would drinking alcohol with a Redcap be like?

>>18305201
Pretty good i guess. Could go be better if i had a fluffy snake waifu to cuddle with but.

>>18305471
Fireman carry.

>>18305486
Neither do I, anon.

>>18305127
Not so much that, but being talked down upon and then shat on and suddenly someone who once did who now wants your dick would be fucking suspicious as hell, even with Mamonobama Mana.

It is more of an issue of trust.

>>18305478
Jesus Christ. Get the fuck outta here you piece of shit, no one wants to hear your stupid fake ass stories.

>>18305478
Remain strong, anon, even if it's for your lilim. Don't let anyone get you down over waifuism, as even if it may be a false sense of company, it's still a sense of company nonetheless. Whether it's people who believe in you yet can't be there in all but thoughts, or the very ideal of a waifu you yearn for, it makes no difference, it's still someone who's with you when you're alone.

>>18305478
Ganbate anon.

>>18305478

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLbetsP_u-A

You'll be in my prayers anon. Stay strong brother.

Would flayers make good neurosurgeons?

>>18305486
>I don't want to be frail and cute.
You literally smothered yourself into a monsters breast and cried, what else are they going to see you as?
>>18305510
>Get the fuck outta here you piece of shit, no one wants to hear your stupid fake ass stories.
Amazingly i can believe him. I've had a niece stolen by her crazy mother from my brother and a close family member try to stab me within 3 months of each other, not to mention the rest of my life.
>>18305478
We are here as brothers anon.

>>18305544
>what else are they going to see you as?
An overly emotional wreck?

>>18305478
When you're think you're in the trash there is always someone in a worse situation then you. You're way stronger than me, anon and that's why I believe you can keep going and things will get better.

Do it for the cute lilim. Is she the game show one?

>>18305567
>An overly emotional wreck?
I think that's all of us.

>>18305490
>>18305512
>>18305521
>>18305535
>>18305544
>>18305568
Thanks for the love and good vibes.
>>18305568
Yes. I need Amy so badly now.

>>18305306
Does mamonsterramalamadingdong prevent all the bad parts about getting shitfaced? Or do you still throw up at the end of the night and not want to do anything else except pass out and wait to sober up?

>>18305577
Probably.

>>18305491
Your ten favorite ones

>>18305581

Post a pic of Amy

>>18305581
A good bit of escapism always helps out in times like this. Think about sitting down on the couch with her, watching some of her favorite episodes of her own show as she gets more and more excited despite knowing what happens, she'd get so cuddly too.

>>18305581
>Thanks for the love and good vibes.
No need to thank, we have supported each other in this thread for a while and we still do so, we are brothers here.
>Yes. I need Amy so badly now.

Just think of when she comes home and you two cuddle in bed while watching a nice movie and she nuzzles you.

>>18305577
Im fine emotionally though

>>18305603
I would.
IF ANY OF THE THREE ARTISTS I COMMISSIONED TO DRAW HER WOULD AT LEAST RESPOND TO MY EMAILS.

>>18305639
Meant to respond to >>18305616

>>18305642
ok
I laughed

>>18305642
Would you fuck a stoner cow though?

>>18305639
That's definitely weird. Do they have other ways to contact them?

>>18305651
I don't see why I would. They are probably really easy to mindbreak.

>>18305651
No, the asthma I had as a child really fucks with my breathing when I'm near any smoke.

>>18305639
Salamanders are for fighting with rockout music
https://youtu.be/06BBQd40C6o

>>18305654
Because she's bubbly, overly friendly and up for anything?

>>18305656
You act like Demon Realm weed would fuck with your breathing at all instead of just making you horny.

>>18305659
Shit didn't meant to quote

>>18305642
Bad Cow!

>>18305665
I am suspicious of Demon Realm products.

>>18305642
>pothead
Way to kill my boner.

I shall lift the minotar and startle her with my strengh

>>18305651
>gives you paizuri while you're both high as a kite
Imagine how good that would feel though

>>18305652
Yes and no. I don’t have a Twitter account and I don’t know if they have a patreon or not.

>>18305665
I meant to say "I don't see why I wouldn't." It would be so much fun to play with her, making her be in awe at dumb things and maybe even cock slap her a bit.

>>18305682
I want to grope a Minotaur in the middle of a bar.

dude weed lmao

>>18305684
Usually artists respond in a day or so. Either they're off the internet or are ignoring you for some reason.

How about a surprisingly fast turtle transport service?

>>18305710
How can she be fast if she's usually all tied up?

>>18305717
Thats what makes it surpring

>>18305721
Eeew, I bet she gets off on being all tied up while working, doesn't she?

>>18305683
>Slow giggly paizuri while you're both riding the high of Demon Realm Herb.
It'd probably feel like the most relaxing heaven.

>>18305685
All the while she'd be giggling and cuddly.

Giffons with a thing for making ornaments and jewlery

>>18305757
Just keep away from the thing that looks like a red egg with random body parts.

>>18305757
I'd cook and give a griffon some horse meat. Actually, that sounds kinda weak.

I'd give her kirin meat!

>>18305767
>Homewrecker Griffon

>>18305757
That's how they end up making folks and other monstergirls look as tricked out as the average Yoshitaka Amano character.

>>18305642
DUDE.

>>18305757
What with the whole protecting treasure thing, wouldn't appraising items be more appropriate?

>>18305801
Griffons are like reverse indiana jones
>it belongs in my care!

>>18305745
>she's smiling dreamily while it feels like a soft and squishy ocean is cradling your dick

>>18305682
I want a minotaur to bench press me, followed by reverse mating pressing me

>>18305820
>cycle of life

>>18305682
Would you matching her strength turn her on?

>>18305828
Probably

>>18305820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaHrRVv0qwo

>>18305820
I need an Americanized version with a Golem, an Ittan Momen, and an Automaton version of CutMan.

>>18305820
>yurishit
Fuck off.

>>18305820
Wasnt a giant slug futa in the profile or some degenerate shit?

>>18305892
>Since the rise of the current Demon Lord, only females have been confirmed, but it seems they were hermaphrodites in the past. Perhaps as a vestige, it seems that rarely, when they spot a human woman, they'll shower her in mucus without much thought and make her all sticky.

>>18304756
Dark Elf
Werewolf
Shoggoth
Dragon (Preferably Red by D&D Standards for Chromatic, Silver for Metallics)
Orc
Wendigo
Centaur
Succubus
Atlach-Nacha
Kraken

>>18304756
-Kikimora
-Shoggoth
-March Hare
-Automaton
-Oomukade
-Jiang-shi
-Mershark
-Cyclops
-Inari
-Holstaur

>>18304756
Holstaur
Troll
Ryu
Jiangshi
Cupid
Kunoichi
Ochimusha
Alice
Centaur
Unagi Joro

I still want my music maker model automaton who completely understands my love for synthwave. Since I imagine most music in mge is medival styled I wonder what they would think of the music my waifu would make.

Would your waifu be okay with you masturbating?

>>18306031
Maybe if it was because I was trying to bust a nut on her abs

>>18306031
>Would your waifu be okay with you masturbating?
No, she's a dragon and a crazy, crazy one at that, and i would have it no other way.

>>18304756
>tfw no art of loli versions for all of my top 10 mge races so I could make the chart out of those and get amused responses

>>18306031
Why would I masturbate if I have a waifu?

>>18306031
Sure but she usually comes running when she smells the precum and tries to catch my load.

>>18306031
I think she'd have a problem with 'how'

>>18306031
I honestly don't think I'd ever need to do that if I had my waifu anon, unless she was around and it was part of a sex thing we were doing.

>>18306031
Only if you finish on/in her. Else she just gives you this look.

>>18306054
Many of the girls have loli fanart

>not wanting to jack off and cum all over your waifu's face as she sleeps

>>18306031
Nope. She'd want every drop of my cum in or on her, even more so deep in her pussy.
If it happens it happens but she'd make sure to dry me extra hard the next time we had sex so I wouldn't have anything to cum even if I masturbated.

>>18306082
Sorry, but I have my priorities.

Hearing her squeal mid-coitus, for example. Some sounds are just too good to pass up.

>>18306081
The first ever bit of lewd art the Demon got had the profile Demon drawn as a twintailed loli.

>>18306081
True, but not all of them and I couldn't bear to half-ass it.

>>18306082
It'd work out alright if it was a slime, but I don't know if slimes sleep or not.

>>18306096
She didn't have twintails https://simg3.gelbooru.com//images/f2/27/f227279af408fa5b9d33760873342451.png

>>18306031
Honestly I'd love just sit across from my wife on our bed and just masturbate to her masturbating to me.

>>18306101
Which ones are still missing loli forms?

>>18306129
>not masturbating each other as a contest to see who can get the other to cum first

>>18306031
>"y'know you just have to ask"
>"didn't know you were puttin' on a show for me c'mere when you're close 'n get it all over my abs"
>"oh shit good idea"
>"up for a game of red light green light?"

>>18306137
I'm not usually that competitive but that sounds really fun! Though I'm worried once she gets her hands on my dick she won't be letting go until I'm a slobbering half-conscious mess.

>>18306166
You just need to do that to her first anon!

>>18306137
I already know i am going to, i'm such a slut for my waifu's claws and scales. I don't think she's going to stop after the 10th time too.

>>18306137
Hope the wife isn't too much of a sore loser.
>Best 2 of 3. Best 3 of 5. Best 5 of 7.

>>18306179
>Using her limp arm to grasp your dongle and masturbating with it

>>18306124
I guess my memory is somewhat faulty then.

>>18306178
I hate to admit defeat but I think nine times outta ten my wife is gonna be the one masturbating me into a coma unless I cheat and molest her tail!

>>18306185
I want my wife to use me like this once I can't think straight anymore

>>18306124
Wew I've never seen this before.

What would 4chan be like if monster girls existed?

What boards would certain species post on?

What board would your waifu post on?

>Cursed Sword waifu that posts on /k/

>>18306230
>What board would your waifu post on?
She might occasionally visit a couple specific threads on /d/, but that's about it.

>>18304696
Short hair is the best hairstyle

>>18306291
Short is the manletism of hair

>>18306031
She would go ara ara with that typical cake pose, then either stay there watching me finish or help me.

>>18306130
I'm so happy the Night Gaunt recently got one. The Night Gaunt is my waifu and I love loli.

>>18306042
Would you want your waifu to smirk smugly at you as you cum all over her abs? Would you want her to make you cum all over her tits?

>>18306296
Short fluffy hair is the best.

>>18306332
Yeah that's what I'm gonna go with for future comms of my waifu. Short fluffy hair is naisu.

>>18304445
Ice Queens coming through the portals and demanding to know who this so-called "Dairy Queen" is and why her name is all over towns

>>18306353
Pink girls with fluffy hair are the best girls.

>>18306130
That's not really important, I made that first post as a throwaway comment that just came into my mind.

Hug the bug.

>>18306371
Burn the bug.

>>18306371
Bug is bad, but not as bad as the girls from Darling in the Franxx

>>18306375
>>18306379
But bug is cute.

>>18306371
>>18306396
I want to smooch the bug!

>>18306396
Bug is dangerous and scary.

>>18306332
patrician taste.

>>18306396
>But bug is cute.
Bug does not deserve burn, but bug is not cute.

>>18306405
She tries her hardest to be as cute as she can and I think that's admirable.

>>18306396
Bug is wearing a mask to hide "her" real face and does not give a shit about you beyond how good you taste, and I don't mean that in a sexual way.

>>18306421
Yeah but she's adorable.
>"her"
Now that's just rude, she is female.

>>18306426
nonhuman face = not a monstergirl
die

>>18306426
Burn it.

>>18306431
So Bourbon's spider is fine but a cute maid isn't?

>>18306447
Why are you bringing up that fuck out of nowhere.

>>18306457
It has a human face, doesn't it?

>Hey Anon, I had some of those 'tide pods' candies you hide under the sink and won't share.
>Now I see funny colors!

>>18306447
Neither are fine.

>>18306466
Fuck off

>>18304925
Just when I thought I conquered my alp addiction, KC drags me back in...

>>18304925
Why does it look like Mash.

>>18306504
The only thing that reminds me of Mash is maybe the hair. Stop masturbating to your cute kohai.