/jp/ - Otaku Culture

With my watch I'll make sure nobody notices the padding.

With my dolls nobody will notice that I'm a pervert.

With this skin, I'm sure no one would notice that I'm a corpse.

With these bloomers, nobody will ever notice that I'm a ⑨!

With my huge duds I'm sure no one's gonna realize that I'm an asian.

With my shrimp nobody will know I'm dead.

With my abs, she won't mind getting her precious thing stolen by me.

>>182987
;_;

With this outing, no one will notice I'm a NEET.

With this suit of armor, no one will think that I'm edible.

With my mindraping, nobody will never notice i'm playing in EASY MODO

>>182989
Cho Marisa could steal my precious thing.
And fuck me with a strap-on.
If only I could rest my head on her wonderful abs/chest at night, and fall asleep in her arms.

A virgin...I'LL STOLE HER! NOBODY WILL NEVER KNOW ZE!!

With this doujin, everyone will think I'm a real mangaka!

With my cooking skills, no one's gonna notice that I'm serving them brains.

WITH MY L337 ALIENWARE, NO ONE'S WILL CALL ME NOOB AGAIN

By offering a alternative to yakitori maybe people will stop wanting to eat me.

With this smile, people won't think that I'm about to destroy their whole existence!

With /jp/ nobody will know Touhou is gone from /a/

>>183002
What makes you think she needs a strap-on?

>>183052
The real ones won't come near her so she has to play with doll substitutes instead.

>>182982

If i make miracles, nobody will never notice I'm going to eat them.

>>183052
The real ones won't come near her so she has to pretend with dolls and imagine a reality where people won't shun her.

If I mother Chen maybe no one will notice I'm really a pedophile.

>>183063
...
Even better~

>>183073

But...but....

With my linguistic skill, I can make elaborate descriptions for objects I have no fucking knowledge about.