/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>18302151
Higan/Sanzu River (You need to be dead first)
Boat repairer.
Shopkeeper
Road Maintenance

Moriya Shrine
>Prostitute

I volunteer to be the miko impregnater.

>>18302335
All the slo(u)ts are filled by Sanae

I want to be Remimimimimimimimi's personal cum hose!

>>18302510
The remimi isn't going to do anything for you except boot you in the neck with a spiked javelin sneaker!

>>18302151
I'm gonna open a Texas road house and saloon.
Serving beef and liquor with gambling

>>18302151
I want to be a coworker of Kosuzu in Suzunaan, then inviting her in a date!

>>18302151
Scarlet Devil Mansion
>Butler
Better than dealing with (dodging) books.

>>18302348
she is a fucking miko, that means that she is supposed to be a virgin, you dumbass.
Though i am not sure if Reimu is serious about that. Nobody can supervise her.
...well maybe one day you both will end up being scolded by Eiki

>>18305292
>she is a fucking miko
She isn't a fucking miko but she will be by the time I'm through with her.

>>18302151
You cannot actually be employed in any way at Hakugyokurou, pretty sure. It's a place for dead people only.

>>18305292
>she is a fucking miko, that means that she is supposed to be a virgin, you dumbass.
Shrine maidens do not have to be virgins.

You guys forgot all about bartenders in the human village. That's what I'd do honestly, set up a really dope pub around Kourindou, distill my own liquor and offer it to the Hakurei Shrine as part of a donation.

>>18302620
Wait, shit, you had my idea first. My bad...

System Admin for the Scarlett Mansion

What are the qualifications required to be a border patrol?

>>18305747
What's Remi doing on the computer?

>>18302151
Shit I ended up in Gensokyo I;d just hide out southwest of the nameless hill, start my own little colony by pressing human villagers into service, engineer up some dryse needle rifles and revolvers, make the locals sew up some prussian style uniforms and call it New Wilhelmsland. Yes its autistic, so?

>>18306119
playing PUBG obviously

>>18306285
I think it would be interesting if Reimu and other will consider that as a new incident and will try to deal with you and your prussians.
17th 2ho gaem: Autistic Prussian Nightmare

>>18307760
That sounds like Austerlitz or any one of the "War of the [insert number here] Coalition" battles.

>>18306285
>nameless hill
You mean that place covered in poisonous flowers, where Medicine, one of the characters least friendly to humans live? Good luck with that.

Your best bet would be begging to be a slave to one of the factions sympathetic to humans, like Eientei, the Taoists, or SDM.

Eientei is filled with hundreds of Earth Rabbit Girls shitting everywhere, so if you grovel hard enough they might be kind enough to employ you to clean their toilets, despite being unqualified.

>>18302151
In all honesty there aren't many places you would be welcome as an outsider, so you can rule out most places with youkai. There would also be the language barrier to consider, but it could be overcome if you're willing to learn.

I would narrow it down to these:
-Kourindou
-SDM
-Eientei
-Moriya
-Myoren
-Hermit
-Village

Some of these would still be doubtful. For instance: you would probably be a reserve meat supply at the SDM, and a live test subject at Eientei, I would also expect you'd need genuine faith to work at the shrines and temples.

>>18306119
She posting on her favourite board, /bant/.

>>18308435
if remi lurks on /bant/ who lurks on /pol/? Junko?

>>18308462
The fake news tengu crew. Why do you think Momiji got really popular on /pol/ during the Presidential Elections?

>>18308435
How do you stand /bant/? There seem to be far too many crossboarders from the likes of /pol/ and /int/, making it the kind of place you want to avoid.

>>18308504
all the shit threads of /pol/ go to /bant/ so we are talking serious shit

>>18308468
Junko or Reimu represent /pol/ way better than Momiji. Aya as well.

>>18308519
serious fun, more like!

>>18308545
holy shit just went there. what's the point of /bant/ if there is already /s4s/? and all flags need to be removed, from every board except /int/

Peeping Buddhists at Myouren temple with Unzan!

>>18302151
I'm gonna go to the human village and open a corndog/hotdog and burger joint.
>>18308435
/bant/ is disgusting and needs to die

>>18308346
I did southwest, almost dead south of the ferry and due east of moon rabbit headquarters

Helping Keine out by being an English teacher in the human village!

>>18310132
I can't speak Japanese and I don't like kids though...

>>18308346
>Eientei is filled with hundreds of Earth Rabbit Girls shitting everywhere.
Not only that, but they usually raid farms and proceed to start shoving carrots up their ass.
That's probably the reason why they're shitting everywhere to begin with.
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/4525106

I want to be the first Samurai in Gensokyo!

>>18302151
I didn't know being a magician was a job. Am I getting paid for studying magic and becoming immortal?

Anyone help me translate the words soulless mates to Japanese

>>18306285
Where's Kasen's house at?

>>18314780
It's in Kasen's hermit pocketspace so not really anywhere there.

>>18314780
Unknown, it's probably some other dimension like Yukari or she can move it instantly somehow.

>>18314938
maybe kasen is really a hobo

>>18314780

>>18315009
I do read Kasen's manga, but my memory is very bad. All I remember is that her mansion is in the middle of some faggy forest

>>18315017
Sounds like you should reread.

>>18314945
inb4 Kasen's house is just one large cardboard box with a lot of animals
typical hobo standards

>>18314938
These have answers. It is essentially another dimension, Senkai, which are personal spaces that hermits can learn to create. Miko has one as well, which is where the Mausoleum is now. The entrances to each are hidden and you need to follow a special path to enter; think like the Lost Woods from Oracle of Seasons. We also know Kasen can "move" it as she comments that she needs to change how to enter because Marisa got in too easily.

>>18306119
Playing maple story

I want to die trying to become a Youkai inseminator. I don't know if it's easier or harder than exterminator but if i really ended up there there's no way i'd live another shitty life in such an incredible place, maybe marrying a poor girl in the human village, marry her and raise kids while i'm working in the farm. Fuck that shit.

>>18302151
>ywn be a servant at SDM
>ywn volunteer to do everyone's laundry during overtime
>ywn get to play with the vampire sisters' underwear
>ywn wear their dirty pantsu on your head
>ywn inhale their lewd scents from the fabric

>>18317162
Maple Story has been around for ten years.
What the fuck happened.

I'm Alice's husband!

>>18318075
but i'm Alice's husband

>>18302151
You forgot:
>Youkai food.

Anyway. Personally, i would just ask Reimu to get me the hell out of there. If that's impossible, i would probably just kill myself. I don't think i could handle pre industrial life.

>>18318418
too late!

>>18302151
EraTW is accurate, street sweeper, and maybe freelancing by doing oddjobs for 2hus would work too.

>>18302151 (OP) #
If EraTW is accurate, street sweeper, and maybe freelancing by doing oddjobs for 2hus could do the trick too.

>>18302151
i want be meat for my mommy yukari sama

>>18302151
Everywhere
>Danmaku cleaner
>(Silly) Hatter
>Dressmaker
>Mating presser

>>18320471
This is the basic guide of how to make money in Gensokyo, but would it be fun?. Being a mating presser sure sounds fine though.

>>18320471
>Mating presser
Be careful anon, if futa youkai comes to you, you're done for.

>>18329355
Rude, Yukari is a fair maiden.

>>18329370
>fair
Nigga, does she looks like fair to you when she pounds your tight asshole until it bleeds?