/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I LOVE COWS!

I love tigers

Being trapped in a mansion filled with undead girls.

Maids are olev

Kobolds are cute!

Ravioli ravioli

>>18292924
Don't fuck the goat loli

Neutral reminder to be wary of /tg/ crossboarders. When in doubt, refer to read the world guides and calmly report and ignore posters that seem more interested in arguing against the thread topic than actually discussing it.

>>18292895
>Hopping vampire
I get it!

>>18292904
I want those nekos

>>18292904
>You'll never be childhood friends with a Jinko transfer student from China and her Irish Cheshire cousin.

Did our resident mouse fucker start his own thread?
>>18292763

>>18292953
That’s a /jp/ thing external to specifically these threads

>>18292948
Would the Cheshire bully the both of you, putting you both in compromising situations at the same time?

>>18292962
>”User: can we keep it? This unit will monitor and maintain its nutritional and vital levels.”
>”Gaoo?!”

>>18292930
Yeah, fuck the undead loli instead.

>>18292895
What would happen if I write “honeymoon” on a Jiangshi’s tag?

>>18292957
Neat. Never seen it before. Of course, I don’t usually scroll through the catalog either.

Even weddings in Wonderland are topsy turvy

>>18292974
Is it bad I’d want my Automaton to speak and sound like a sexier version of HK-47?

>>18292974
She can stay as long as she's given a proper education and given lots of love.

>>18292962
She better

>>18292993
I swear it rains chocolate inside the church.

>>18292962
Threesomes are not only a possibility, but are inevitable thanks to the Cheshire's teasing.
Her cousin gets your virginity though.

I want to show my appreciation for my Kikimora maids. They deserve it.

>>18293009
Sounds like a wedding I'd love to be invited to.

>>18293030
>>18293009
What do they throw instead of rice?

>>18293037
Rocks.

>>18293037
rocks

>>18293040
>>18293041
That doesn’t sound nice. Why do they do that?

>>18293037
Sugar for the tea

>>18293046
It's wonderland anon, nothing makes sense and everything is fucked.

>>18293046
to show the couple how much you think they rock.

>>18293037
They get sprayed down with liquid aphrodisiacs fire-extinguisher-style.

>>18292974
Sure, although she better know jinkos need lots of protein

>>18292994
>[Query]:Why do you always start our ‘private time’ by thoroughly abusing my exhaust port Master?
>[Statement]:If this cold blooded meatbag doesn’t stop looking at you Master, well, I’ll have to be forced to turn her skin into a new purse!

>>18293070
>>18292962
Only so long as she doesn’t give that Jinko too much protein and not enough lifting

Convince me why undead MGs are better than the other races. better than mofus, smug cats or eldritch horrors

>>18293120
They’re not. Almost every race of MG is equal in their greatness. It has to be a Mantango or one of the Siths for it to be purge tier.

>>18293120
Some can literally marry your soul

Damn Order posting is forbidden here isn't it?

Everytime i try to post that the order is great that post is deleted....


DAMN Lilims you can't hide the truth!

The Order will prevail!


.......................................


So hows it going guys all good?

>>18293120
They are pretty average. Every MG can live for god knows how long if you keep fucking and using magic so being an undead doesn't make a difference. Since they aren't really dead either the only thing that changes is that they are cold.

>>18293154
Is this RP faggotry or some other flavor?

>>18293157
If there any class of MGs that can be considered plain bad or terrible in comparison?

>>18293159
The Order is part of the MGE setting though.

The Order uses angels,elves and other Pure monsters.

While The Demon lord uses Corrupt monsters like succubi and demons

>>18292908
I'm not stuck in there with them, they're stuck in there with me.

Support girls with big, sharp chompers.

Can one theoretically achieve eternal life by marrying endless generations of dragons?
Incest optional?

>>18293188
I remember that, good shit.

>>18293159
Likely part of the /tg/ faggotry we've been warned about. You know what to do.

>>18293154
It was part of the early monster girl threads
Especially with the inquisitor and paladin posting but I guess somewhere along the line the mod started deleting those posts.

>>18293188
>No Ojou-sama Kitsune with sharp teeth will ever give it all she's got to seduce you, just some guy in her class.
How's it feel anon?

>>18293176
People will say mantango or cu sith or cait sith but it’s mostly because those fetishes aren’t board approved or accepted. They’re all good girls though that would love you no matter what.

On a side note, why aren’t dryads treated with the same disdain as mantango?

>>18293228
It's probably the infecting spores people have issue with. Also you're not stuck in the tree forever when you marry a Dryad.

>>18293249
Well, maybe.
>Men who are shut inside the tree for a long time eventually fuse with the tree. Men who end up like this cannot die until the tree dries up, just like the dryads themselves. Unable to escape, they’ll just continue to be loved by them.
>People who don’t know anything might feel like it’s tragic, but the man inside will never tire of having sweet, gentle intercourse with his beloved wife while experiencing otherworldly pleasure. Furthermore, generally, there are many other dryads nearby, and the dryads and their husbands can go back and forth between the inside of each other's trees, so there is a particular society inside the trees, and they don’t feel lonely.

>>18293154
>>18293186
Why are

You

Typing like



This?

>>18293266
Don't respond to him anon, he's probably trying to start shit.

>>18293176
I wouldn't say so, every species has some good things about them

>>18293282
She looks like the type of smug Ojou-sama who'd set up all sorts of shit to break down your defenses and get you to submit to her because she's an idiot who can't just admit that she's got a crush on you.

>>18293282
She won't be so smug after I sneak up behind her and grab her ears!

>>18293282
Ma’am this is detention, please put your shoes back on and sit in the desk or else you’ll have to come in for Saturday detention.

>>18293282
It kind sucks to have tastes that don't align. I love anubis and her big meaty paws, but I like how stockings look on slim, human feet. Black hair on brown skin is erotic too, but there's something about pale white skin & black hair with a kimono that's simply stunning. And blondes and red-heads are stylish too with the right combination. Or the fact that I love cats and dislike dogs but I love werewolves and dog-type monster girls more than catgirls. It's frustrating.

What do you do when you like other styles but disapprove of harems? I want a monogamous relationship but there are just too many girls who look amazing.

>>18293195
Where is it from?

>>18293193
No, lifespan doesn't add.

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>18293334
>Or the fact that I love cats and dislike dogs
There’s your problem. You’re a goddamn filthy commie.

>>18293398
The artist is kemonono, be warned he draws a lot of furry and that doujin also contains furry.

Married Cursed Swords are part of the DL's army too

>>18293443
Left is better.

>>18292904
what happens when a russian and an asian jinko meet?

>>18293451
left is sinister

>>18293334
It’s strange. I hate cats, but I’m okay with cat girls. Dogs, however, I love and would love a dog girl. There is no greater love than a devoted dog and adding a monster girl to that only makes it stronger.

>>18293472
>I’m edgy and cold to hide my insecurities
VS
>I’m edgy because I’m a sword, wanna fuck?

>>18292533
>Meanwhile, inside the Omega Mu Minotaur Sorority.

>>18293472
Redundant

>>18293472
Left is cute.
>>18293489
More proof that left is cute.

Big, sweaty Elephant Seal Selkie!

>>18293496
I hate Crabman and I hate his girls.

>>18293515
go away

where are hellhounds in this thread?

somebody post hellhounds plz

>18293515
That’s just, like, your opinion man.

If you were a unicorn's husband, and got raped by a manticore, would that be a legitimate reason to kill yourself?

>>18293438
You say that like it's a negative.

>>18293556
No, but you'd need clease yourself.

>>18293430
That can't be true though. All commies love each other and all commies are dogs, therefore all commies must love dogs.

>>18293536
>>18293543
Hellhounds are wonderful.

>N-Nya!

>>18293578
She looks a bit too young to have those tits and ass.

>>18293578
There are so many bits there I want to play with, but I'm going to start with the ears. I always start with the ears.

>Sitting on the couch watching TV
>Baphomet imouto runs in and grabs your hand
>"Onii-chan, lets go outside and play~"
>Tell your imouto that your not in the mood right now, but maybe later
>The grip on your hand get stronger, almost crushing it like a vice
>The smile has vanishes from her face, and her pupils turn rectangular
>"WE"RE GOING TO PLAY OUTSIDE"
>Manage to stutter out an "o-ok"
>She goes back to normal as if nothing happened
>"Yay~!"

>>18293565
If something like that did exist, it would make it possible to have a harem with a unicorn as long as you cleansed yourself before having sex with her.

>>18293590
Thats why Imouto's are shit. So bratty.

>>18293578
I have enjoyed my descent into loving lolis
And this is no exception

>>18293602
It's a long and painful process, if you had a harem you'd be too busy getting fucked and the corruption would become permanent.

>>18293575
squishy paws ^^

>>18293584
Bastet is the cutest Cat in Egypt and should be worshipped 24/7.

>>18293590
>Satyros Onee-chan clops in
>”Otouto, don’t let her bully you around. Let’s stay inside and watch a movie together on the couch~”
>You’re feeling dizzier and pleasantly lightheaded as a feeling of drunkenness washes o-
>”No!!! Onii-chan is playing outside with me!”
>”Not now, now he’s relaxing with me!”
>they both suddenly take three steps away from each other and bend their heads down before charging at each other
>wop wop wop CRASH!

>>18293590
I think I’d be okay with lolis, only if they don’t act like a loli and are of legal age. I want to be able to have an intelligent conversation with my waifu as an equal. I don’t like the bro/sis play either.

>>18293601
Mature bodied Gremlins are a rare and treasured breed.

>>18293133
What's wrong with Matangos?
Not memeing, genuinely don't know what their deal is.

>>18293618
Okay, now with that body I could fuck her ass while gropping her tits.

>>18293616
>^^

>>18293628
>You try to hold an intelligent conversation with your waifu.
>To her 800 year old goat wizard intellect, everything you can think of is trite and nearsighted, but she doesn't want to make you feel dumb.
>Decides that the best way to interact with you is with a bratty earnestness, acting on whim and whimsy.
>You get to feel like the adult in the relationship, and she gets to have fun.

>>18293504
i wanna molest selkie blubber

>>18293651
You’re right. Never mind. Lolis a shit.

>>18293443
I wouldn't want to see the aftermath of a Cursed Sword at war.
Seeing all that blood-like mana covering the battlefield has to do nasty things to your mind.

>>18293637
>After capturing a man in this way, the matango will absorb semen through sexual intercourse. A matango that has taken in enough nutrients will become active, continuing to have intercourse with its prey and sending out even more spores. Men who have sex with the matango for a long time will have many spores planted in their body. When mushrooms start to grow on the men’s outsides, they turn into a “mushroom person” whose mind is full of thoughts of having sex with the matango

>>18293651
This is why I really like a more full-spectrum relationship with a loli. I love doing the protec role, but at the same time also would like if in serious moments she drops the act and is able to be really, really insightful. And the fact she acts young and carefree just so I can feel like a good Onii-chan even though she could easily fend for herself just endears me more to her.
I like it.

>>18293590
I want an actual Baphomet little sister. No incestuous roleplay or anything just a little sister that I do nothing sexual at all with.

>>18293674
>”Yaaaay! Onii-chan’s home! Let’s play outside Onii-chan, fwee hee!”
>you slump over to the couch and collapse into it, exhausted and broken from a particularly bad day
>she pauses, but then still bounces over, more tentatively
>”Maybe nii-chan wants to play videogames? I want to bounce in Nii-chan’s lap while he plays, fufufu~”
>You don’t respond, and start to turn your head inward to the couch pillow away from her, but fell a small yet powerful pawed hand stop you and turn your head back to face her
>she looks different- older- despite no changes to her body, simply her face taking on an almost matronly air, as she looks with quiet concern at you and speaks in a much more mature voice lacking any singsong or high pitch
>”Hey, honey. You alright? Do you wanna talk about it?”
>sigh and silently nod, and she responds by hopping up and laying your head across her thighs, as her nails stroke your hair and trace circles on your upper back
>”There there, baby. Tell Baphy all about it.”
This is nice.

>>18293188
>>18293195

>>18293694
Surprisingly heartfelt.
You just know as soon as you’re feeling better she’s gonna pop up and be back to bubbly lewd loli mode, wiggling her ass in your face and asking you to take care of her with your big strong nii-san hands too. Which is great.

>>18293564
A lot of people are sensitive about this here, they like to keep a clear distinction between kemono and monster girls.

>This kills the meido.

>>18293154
Stop typing like a faggot

>>18293628
I think atleast the higher-end intelligent species would be pretty smart even when young. It's not enough to be straight up equal because less knowledge and experience obviously, but enough to have meaningful relationships/conversations with and teach her to bring her closer to equal over time. And to put it bluntly, enough to not be retarded or bratty.

>18293154
shitpost was not even worth a (You)

>looking for an artist
>full
>full
>patreon exclusive commission slots
>full
>lottery system for slots
>full
>full
>open, good prices but doesn't draw anything lewd
Wake me up.This just made me realize how dedicated the waifufags are to go through this all the time.

>>18293834
I believe in you, anon. The power of the dick is what brings us together and it's what will build us a future.

>>18293834
But is it for porn?

>>18293834
>but doesn't draw anything lewd
lewdfags btfo

>>18293820
I always tell them to fuck off directly even if it means giving them a (you) just because replying without replying feels like a bitch move to me, but I respect your decision.

Milk?

>>18293882
Does their diet influence the taste? Can I stuff her with brownies for chocolate milk?

>>18293882

>>18293882
Do Holsts consider adding anything to their milk rude?

>>18293845
Nothing can bat the dick after all. I'll find someone, the hunt has just started.
>>18293847
Of course. I may have found someone but I'm unsure if I want to drop 100 bucks for faps right now.

>>18293898
Being breastfed by a tsundere must be a magical thing.

>>18293908
I imagine they would be used to their cowboys adding it to coffee. Isn't adding it to something the same as adding something to it?

So I got a little… inspired by something I saw in the last thread, and now I've written some green set in a modern not!Earth fantasy nation. Dumping soon.

>>18293916
No, you add it to something to make it better. You don't need to add anything to their milk because it's already perfect.

It's like that key and lock thing. A milk that makes things better is a good milk, but milk that needs things to be better is a bad milk (?)

>>18293923
>fantasy nation
Like bog standard fantasy?

>>18293926
sky above voice within

>>18293898
Tsuncow milk is as hard to obtain as Shycow milk.

>Be generally clean person
>Come home see this
>Don't even have cups like that
>Don't even have a maid

>>18293911
>bat the dick after all.
Well that was an unfortunate typo, no spacejin please.

>>18293926
Well, fantasy isn't quite the right word. It just doesn’t exist on Earth. Fictional is the word I was looking for.

>>18293936
>Drink it anyway
>Whats the worst that could happen?

>>18293936
I've seen this before. It's when flayers decide to play with some kikis and send them to stranger's houses. You know I'm right because her eyes are yellow and crazy, proof of a flaying.

>>18293935
Tsuncow, shycow, I want all cows to feed me.

>>18293943
This is one way to get yourself into Wonderland

I worry about the Holsts sometimes. Nipples are meant for gummy baby mouths, not toothy adult ones. I feel like after sucking for a while I'd get lazy and start using my teeth.

>>18293935
Shycow milk is easy, all you have to do is corner them. Provide sufficient aftercare and they may even forgive you afterwards.

Monster girls during their crazy years
can you imagine?

>>18293882

>>18293968
>Monster girls during their crazy years
Always stick the dick in crazy monster girls, thats how you get a slightly overloving wife.
>>18293951
>This is one way to get yourself into Wonderland
I expected better.

>>18293972
Why are EMG cows so shitty?

>>18293982
Cathyl set a pretty shit precedent.

>>18293935
But not the most dangerous milk to get.

>>18293982
At least their feet are better than the MGE ones

Seriously, they have hooves instead of feet rather than cow legs. It's weird

>>18293963
>kabedon a shucks
>she's way taller than you and you basically are just putting your head against her breasts
>she still acts like she's a shojo protagonist and you're the handsome upperclassman

>>18294004
Kabedon a SHYCOW

I hate autocorrect

>>18293834
I feel your pain, it's rough finding artists that do Loli, Lewds, are decent quality, not more than 150$ a body, and have open slots. Especially when you don't speak moon runes

Basilisks are olev

Yeti nurses learning about bumpity-boos, tummy ticklers, and cuddle claws through anatomy charts

>>18294004
Exactly. Dominance isn't about size, it's about attitude. Don't try that with the tsuncow though, you'll get kicked into next week.

>>18294047
Oh I won't do that. I'd sneak up behind her and tickle her instead.

>>18293575
They are the best

Third Fleet Master a CUTE

>>18293575
Don't you mean wan-derful

>>18294004
>>18294047
>”Y-yaaa! A-anon! What do...”
>”Can it, Jugs. What’re you doin walkin by here all alone, huh? Thinkin you can claim my hallway?”
>”N-N-No!!”
>”Yeah, likely story. Well now you gotta pay up, Jugs. And this time I want it from both tanks into my glass. I’m gonna save some for later.”
>Shycow whimpering with watery eyes as she slowly raises her shirt up, revealing her tremendous breasts... which are already capped with erect nipples leaking milk steadily from her arousal at being bullied by Senpai Anon

>>18293635
That's a plant girl

high orc-chan what is best in life?

>>18294072
Those abs are to die for. I've always loved Hellhounds but I'm really in the mood for them lately.
>>18294075
Bad Charon, back to the hobo pit.

>>18294084
I don't want to be the mean kind of don. I want to be the charming kind that calls ladies "mademoiselle".

>>18294094
Frilly skirts and garterbelts
Uh... I mean meat and men!

>>18294094
To crush his pelvis, to hear his lamentations for fresh air, and to see him smitten before you!

>>18294094
Her scent.

>>18294098
I could hear a wight trying to hold her laugh just now.

>>18294098
>don
What the heck is a mafia leader doing in this high school

>>18294110
Bullying cows apparently.

>>18294113
Is she going to hug me?

>>18294113

>>18294119
I knew it

>>18294112
If I could do whatever I wanted I'd probably bully a few cows too.

>>18294098
I prefer the Chad method somewhere in between; 50% bully, 50% suave persuasion and 100% soaking wet cow.

>>18294094
I want to be a terror-tier towering High Orc’s trophy husband, lazing about all day in her fortress bathed in her musk and scent and sex when she’s not on campaign.

>>18294108
I could charm the panties off her. Or just get laughed at by a beautiful Wight is nice.
>>18294110
I meant Dom.

>>18294133
>I meant Dom.
I know

What species would be very uncommon to see as Makai Knights in the DLs army, yet wouldn't look too out of place either?

>>18294133
If her panties where an ittan momen, sure, but they might as well be due to how much she masturbates.

>>18294147
>Homely, yet immensely strongfat Troll in a Cattelya-type outfit
>wields a comically large spiked ball on a chain
>shrugs off most blows, which is good, because she’s frequently distracted fixing booboos on the battlefield- for both friend and foe
>cooks for everyone in the squad and make sure them all sit at a table together when they eat because “they’re a family!”

>>18294147
Humans

>>18294147
Mimics.

Guess you know what's in the makai box now, fuckboy.

Would you open a candy shop in Wonderland?

>>18294180
I wouldn't set foot in Wonderland given a choice. The good doesn't outweigh the bad enough.

>>18294175
The only way a Makai Mimic would have mobility is if she had a Gremlin design walker legs for her chest.

>>18294195
What's stopping it from being Luggage?

>>18294180
I don't trust any wonderland sweets.

>>18294147
Coming across a witch, familiar and baphomet would be quite an experience as a soldier on the battlefield.
>”Look look! Hi mister! Hi! Come play with us!”
>What the fuck?! It’s a little girl wandered into the battlefield!
>”What is it Witchy? Gasp! Look, a big strong onii-chan! Let’s cheer for him Witchy!”
>”No Familiar, no! We should cast a happy fun spell~”
>”Well well well~ what have we here, O~nii~chan~?”
>That one... that little goat girl... what is this power? What is she?!
>”Time to come with us, Onii-chan!!!” x3
>and with a flash of light, they were all gone from the battlefield

>>18294195
She moves when you're not looking. It's like that one SCP.

>>18294180
No, but I'd buy some candies from there. It would be some fun treats to bring back home.

Why are tall monsters so great?

>>18294211
Readily available tiddy pillows.

>>18294216
Good for cuddling.

>>18294161
She’s adorable.
Would be her order rival!

>>18294211
Tall MGs are best for cuddles.

>>18294227
>Enormous hunk of metal barely misses you, cracking the ground right beside you so hard that shards of earth fly everywhere
>”Oh, hello again mister Knight! I’m so happy you aren’t hurt today! Please put down your meanie-weeny weapons and come with me, I’ve baked a Shepard’s pie that I know you’ll just love!”
>as she’s saying this, she’s cheerily smiling while pulling the ball back on the chain, and swinging it around over her head, both intimidating you and arousing you at how her powerful body shakes and moves to build momentum with her swing
>”Caught you staring mister knight! Hehe!”
>the ball comes crashing down right above you as she blushes

>>18294211
Mersharks are really tall because of their loooong lower body.

>her face when anon signs the contract without reading the fine print

>>18294249
Jokes on her, I added a section saying she has to let me give her a full body tonguebath each night!

>>18294249
What's in the fine print?

>>18294249
I feel like that would fluster a Demon more than make them smug. She wrote so many loopholes and tricks into that contract to make him hers and he just stared her in the face and signed without even reading it.
To a Demon that'd be the smoothest thing a guy could do.

REMOVE GRAPESNAKE
REMOVE GRAPESNAKE FROM THE PREMISES
GLORY TO THE PHARAOH

>>18294249
>"Baby, you are the fine print and I've been looking it over the whole term we've been talking."

>>18294257
>Anon takes the quill but knocks away the ink
>he instead pokes his skin to draw blood and dips the quill in it
>without breaking eye contact or reading it at all, he signs it with huge, beautiful flourishy letters in his blood
On a scale of 1 to niagra falls, how wet is she?

>>18294267
>>18294273
DEMON
OVERSTIMULATION

>>18294273
Mawsynram, India.

>>18294273
I'm pretty sure this is how Noah's flood started.

>>18294098
>calls ladies "mademoiselle".
>charming

>>18294242
Well, I’d have to give as good as I got

>>18294265
Hmmm. Purple lamia with black sclera and scales, or a human being with a rash

So hard to choose.

>>18294249
I want to do this with a Loli Demon after she spends months with her mother trying to perfect the perfect contract.

>>18294275
>Anon takes the quill but knocks away the ink
>"What are you do-?"
>he instead pokes his skin to draw blood and dips the quill in it
>"iiing?"
>without breaking eye contact or reading it at all, he signs it with huge, beautiful flourishy letters in his blood
>"Haaaaaah~ Haaaaaah~! HYAAAAAAAAA~!"
And then Demon-chan collapsed with an enormous blush on her face and a distinct wetness between her legs.

>>18294147
Cursed Swords

>>18294305
It's even better if you're a shota when you do it for maximum comfy romance.
You'd probably be the sappiest couple growing up too.

>>18294297
Don’t worry Anon.
One day she’ll be bringing her hands to her cheeks dreamily when describing to your daughters how handsome and dashing you were and how you surprised her and knocked her on her tushy. And the girls will beg to see you put on your old gear, and if you do, your wife will be watching from behind them, squirming and rubbing her legs together, waiting for them to go to sleep because she wants to do mama and papa things with her gallant knight all night long.

reminder

>>18294305
>Anon must give me headpats and sweets everyday

>>18294265
GLORY TO THE PHARAOH!

>>18293923
>Be you.
>United Nations Peacekeeper.
>Er…
>Peace Enforcer.
>God, you'll never get used to that.
>Currently stationed in the West African island nation of Ollodo as part of Operation Liberating Thunder.
>Your entire life has been crazy since the UN sent your unit to the island as part of the first waves onto the island in a massive amphibious invasion.
>That was half a year ago.
>Resistance was sparse, at least, at first, given that the nation has been tearing itself apart in a civil war for almost a year and a half now.
>Christ, has it really only been six months?
>Your patrol-mate, a Brit by the name of Incognito shakes you out of your walking stupor.
>"Oi, Anon, eyes peeled. We're nearing Kero."
"Right, right, sorry. Just got lost in thought for a moment."
>"We aren't here to think. We're on patrol."
>He shifts his L85A2 bullpup rifle in his hands.
"Got it, won't happen again."
>"It bloody well won't."
>You adjust the strap of your M4.
>The two of you continue following the road, light blue helmets weighing down on your heads in the savanna heat.
>Finally, the town comes into view.
>Kero.
>One of the only demi-human settlements that hadn't been torched, bombed, or massacred by retreating Ollodese or rebel forces.
>Not that it was possible to tell otherwise, from what the refugees had said.
>Couple of Lamias, grateful to meet their 'saviors.'
>Place was a fucking dump.
>Buildings collapsing in on themselves.
>Trash and corpses littering the street.
>Starving demi-humans begging for something, anything to eat.
>It's little wonder that this town was left alone.
>With the influx of demi-human refugees, there was no logical way that it would survive.
>The place, already a slum, had turned into a cesspool, practically overnight.
>Rampant disease.
>Not enough food.
>No clean water.
>Demi-humans starving, freezing, and dying by the dozen.
>You and Incognito were the lucky sons of bitches that got to be the first UN patrol through the town.

>>18294346
>As you get closer to the town, things start looking worse and worse.
>The lamias weren't lying.
>It sure looks like it got bombed, though.
>Word for word, the lamias were correct.
>How can anyone live like this?
>Just looking at the state of things makes you angry.
>Angry at the old Ollodese government, for creating a scenario where this could happen.
>Angry at the rebels, who made things even worse for these poor people.
>Angry at both groups for starting a mad genocide.
>You just want to get back to HQ as soon as you can.
>There's a crowd gathered in the one main road.
>As soon as they see your weapons, they shuffle out of the street.
>A couple of the braver ones poke heads out of doorways or alcoves.
>Most seem deathly afraid of humans.
>A fair reaction, all things considered.
>Nevertheless, them moving out of the way does make things easier for you.
>A centaur's malnourished corpse lies on the side of the road.
>Several children rush away in fear as you swing your gaze to look at him.
>Poor bastard.
>Probably deserved better than that.
>You walk over, kneeling to close his eyes in a show of respect for the dead.
>His eyelids shut, you stand up.
>"Ho-hold it r-right there," a meek, shaky voice says.
>You turn around.
>Incognito raises his rifle for a spilt second, before catching a glimpse of your assailant and promptly lowering it.
>It's a catgirl, dark skin, her dark skin dressed in dirty rags.
>An improperly healed wound has scabbed up over her eye.
>Cuts, scars, scratches, bruises, and scabs cover her body.
>Two tall, feline ears emerge from her long, matted grayish-brown hair.
>She's missing the top couple of inches of her left ear, as if it had been hacked off with a machete.
>If what you had heard was true, that probably was what happened.
>She barely clutches a Kalashnikov in her shaky grip.
>She's not even three and a half feet tall, and looks twelve at the oldest.

>>18294351
>You keep your M4 close to you, your thumb switching off the safety.
>You really, really, really don't want to hurt her, but if she gave you no choice…
>Well, you'd rather not test if your body armor could stop 7.62 Soviet at five meters.
>"Wh-who are you? What's your business here?"
>Incognito nods to you.
>Maintaining your distance, you clear your throat.
"I am Private First Class Anonymous of the United Nations Peace Enforcers. This is Lance Corporal Incognito of the same. We are passing through on a patrol of territory recently abandoned by Odellese forces. Who are you?"
>She lowers her rifle, leaving it hanging around her neck by a single piece of black yarn.
>Her brow furrows in confusion.
>"I-I'm Leila, er, Captain Amjad of the De-Demi-human Defense Force. I've never heard of this United Nations before."
>Oh boy, here's to hoping and diplomacy.
"The United Nations is an international organization dedicated to maintaining international peace, promoting and protecting the rights of all, fostering international cooperation, and developing positive relations on a global level."
>Leila raises her rifle again.
>Her face contorts into a hiss.
>"Are you here to start any trouble? Because we don't want it!"
"It all depends. If you're not here to hurt us, we'll help you. But, if you're here to hurt us, God help you."
>She lowers her weapon, switching off the safety.
>You relax.
>She takes a cautious step forward as you flick your rifle's safety on.
>Incognito does the same.
>Suddenly, her eyes go wide and, with a hellish yowl, she raises her rifle.
>Wait…
>She's not aiming at either of you.
>You turn around.
>Standing at the end of the road are four men wearing camouflage fatigues and black headscarves.
>Each carries a Kalashnikov.
>Odellese rebels.
>Fuck.
>For a moment, everything goes dead silent.
>They seem just as surprised to see you as you are to see them.
>And then Leila opens fire, and the fight begins.

>>18294341
>That boy looks delicious, I'm gonna buy him!

>>18294346
pastebin is a thing, anon

>>18294346
>UN
>Amphibious invasion
Are you crazy, or just very very dumb?

>>18294365
Yes.

>>18294357
God I wish I could hear a Pharaoh say those words one day.

>>18294180
Imagine eating shota candy (cakes? cookies?) and having to be cared for by your Onee-san Cheshire

>>18294175
What is this Makai Box meme from?

>>18294388
https://imgur.com/a/QkaI4

Dark Strategist skill

>>18294180
I'd open a chess shop.

>>18294394
>Living sword
>No living armor
okay...

>On the headquarters of a MGC-based corporation...
>During the times of Human-Monster Integration...
>A man must fight off the encroaching forces of degeneracy taking over his department...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yt0b_QBP_A

>>18294384
>Cheshire Cat Onee-san
>Guiding her otoutou through all the wonderful things he can do with his body

Is bug for fug?

>>18294567
>clicks due to cute thumbnail
>fearboner

>>18294567
I wouldn't fug a bug.

>>18294575
It could be a lot worse.

>>18294567
>Bug
>Singular

>>18294567
I'd fuck a couple dozen devil bugs. They are cuties! I wanna help a couple little bugs integrate into society and take them to school, the mall, theaters, take them everywhere!

>>18294588
Throw a lil' bit of abomination in there.

>>18294588
>>18294598
And this is where I tap out
>>18294599
This is more like it. Soft tit-flesh. Nice, safe tit-flesh.

>>18294624
What's the matter, afraid of a little spider?

>>18293677
That sounds like a wonderful deviation from the norm. We need more of that around here.

>>18294567
bug is for fug.

>>18294249
I want to date that Mayadere Demon!

Sea bishop fondling
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=66974938

>>18294630
>terrified of bugs
>somehow fascinated by them anyway
>huge bondage and sensory deprivation fetish
I'm gonna get picked off by an Arachnae when the portals open, aren't I?

>>18294716
No.

Druella will turn your mother into one

i want a cute goat gf that dresses modestly

>>18294711
Atta boy.
The cult grows, muha

>>18294734
I love a woman in uniform.

>>18294758
>You'll never make Colonel Jessup proud

>>18294725
I would rather die.

My aversion to mommy-dom can melt steel beams

>>18294658
Just a pure loving relationship between siblings for us. She'd even go so far as to call my Demon childhood friend "Onee-chan" and be a doting aunt to our Daughterus.
She'd probably have to be held back from decimating the local Sabbath chapter after finding out how badly my Baphomet daughteru got bullied.

>>18294734
I prefer Devil-chan. She knows how to cook.

>>18292908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHQ43ObPMHQ

>>18294758
Join the Lady's army!
Best Arachne tailors in the whole DL armed forces mang!

>>18294769
Is it even worse than your fear of bugs which arachnids are not?

>>18294791
Are the uniforms comfy?

>>18294776
Doesn't it say in the Demon profile that they'll cook your favorite meals all the time along with buying and wearing the clothes you want her to wear most?

>>18294772
I want to have a loving older sibling who cares about me genuinely. Ideally a cute, doting girl.
God, I just want some attention.

>>18294794
Immensely. Padded with the finest mamano materials. Sturdy in battle, and relaxing and soothing outside of it.

>>18294792
This is an aversion. I'll actively work to avoid it rather than seize up in fear.
Spiders are arachnids, which fall under the unscientific category of "bugs" just like insects.

>>18294807
Do men fight in your wife's armies, Baronessfag?

>>18294807
Got it! Demons pad their chests!

>>18294809
Arachnids are not insects or bugs.

However, they are both arthropods, alongside myriapods, and crustaceans.

>>18294802
Younger sibling in my case, but still.

>>18294807
Monster armor must be so comfy and I bet some sets lookvery cool too, showing just the right amount of skin while making the girl even sexier by hugging her body and making you focus on the right parts.
I'd buy my wife a set and use some normal protection myself.

>>18294798
As a manlet, I find it way cuter and more comfortable for a petite girl to care for me.

And then I end up comforting her when it thunders, or she has a bad day

>>18294658
>people avoiding sexual stuff on /mgt/
More like acting exactly according to the norm, am I right

>>18294817
You tell me, hoss. Does that look padded to you?
>>18294812
Yeah, though typically only sparingly due to overprotective wives. They're not barred from doing so in any case, and I certainly would myself from time to time, though I guess its more as a strategist role.
>>18294827
Now you're gettin it. If you're real fancy you can even have it enchanted to switch between something like Griffon down and Weresheep wool depending on your needs.
>>18294833
Hey, I can totally see the appeal for that even if my tastes are opposite height wise my dood. That's also quite cute.

>>18294802
I want to have a cute younger sibling who loves me wholeheartedly and will let me ravage her tiny body multiple times a day in an effort to have as many children as possible.

>>18294734
>You will never join the demon cult and subvert the city authorities


You get free food

>>18294839
Does the Baroness have any sisters?

>>18294842
This anon gets it! Little sisters are supposed to fall hopelessly and madly in love with their older brother and do their best to seduce him!

>>18294843
Tis a noble goal.
>>18294852
Huh.
You know what?
I never really thought of that. Presumably yes given her origins. Gwan an design one if you want, that sounds fun. But yeah, I never put any thought into it.

>>18294839
I get it from the beginning my man. Girls in fancy and shining armors might be my fetish but I also love the sexy ones with some comfy spots here and there that leave openings to panty shots and some cleavage. Gotta min max fashion and it's not like defense really matters all that much since dragons are already really hard to hurt.
I don't think I'd have them switch like that either, instead I'd try to find a nice mix to have the best of both worlds.

>>18294868
Primo my dude. And a Dragon indeed can afford to get away with sexy armor without much worry at all. That's the black dragon, right?

>>18294861
>Tis a noble goal.
To make everyone happy is a noble goal, sometimes its making peoples lives better. Though i bet the extra 'reward' for doing so is just as good no?
>>18294880
Wrong dude, i'm the black dragon, i think thats the one who wants the super-clingy dragon wife for adventures, cuddling and pampering, tis a good life for him.

>>18294854
>>18294842
t. People who don't have little sisters.

>>18294868
>>18294882
>Baroness making a power play to get the Dragonflights on her side
Is she secretly a lilim or something?

>>18294885
Being surrounded by the estrogen sea is never an easy life. Even worse when they all jump onto the sjw bandwagon.

>>18294887
>Baronessfag ends up at odds with whatever lilim has an army

>>18294882
Aah aah ah, okay. Dang, well fair enough. Dragons are fantastic in their own right. You'd have to get armor that can adjust to them changing forms and all, but it'd be worth it.
>>18294887
Futures so bright, gotta wear demonic shades.

>>18294887
>Dragonflights
*Dragonfags, and no, Baronessfag is just really good at making corruption look like it helps everyone.
>>18294897
>Baronessfag ends up at odds with whatever lilim has an army
I would suspect he would help her a little, even if her ways are barbaric it still does kinda spread joy.
>>18294898
>Dragons are fantastic in their own right
Same with Demons good sir.

>>18294885
https://youtu.be/Z9nQffXGEqw

>>18294713
>Making your wife orgasm solely from fondling her breasts
That's my fetish

>>18294897
Ayy, we're all on the same side, there'd be no need for hostilities mang.
>>18294901
Cheers!

>>18294885
That's where you're wrong.

>>18294727
Monster girls are cuter with winter clothes

>>18294912
That's all we needed to hear
t. FBI

>>18294880
It's even better because she has wings, horns and tail decoration to go along with the normal armor, making her look eeven more magnificent and royal. And yes, a balck dragon she is.

>>18294887
>>18294901
It's not like I enjoy corruption mang, I just enjoy the armor and talking about cute girl. I'd gladly live in a green demon realm and be an incubus but I still dislike the extremist side of things. I'd rather have them happen naturally and slowly, making sure everyone is okay with what ahppens.

Soldiers in the Demon Lord's army need to stay in shape!

>>18294882
Also, hello other black dragonfag and adventures are indeed what I'd want, though I wouldn't really say my dragon is super-clingy, just a bit protective and always trying to gently dominate me into giving her some white gold.

would you let a Dullahan serve you?

>>18294987
Where the Red Dragon fans at?

>>18294997
I would, even if I'm not sure why she'd want to.

>>18294997
I would lock her head in a dark box and violate her body while shes almost completely sensory deprived.

>>18294981
That's good.
Gonna slap that succubutt

>>18294998
My wife is a red dragon of great reknown in the local region she comes from. Terror itself. Now the only thing she terrorizes is me.

>>18294998
Reds and blacks are probably the most loved. I wonder if there are any yellow or blue fans out here.

>>18295024
I like the metallics myself.

>>18295031
I'd say silver is probably my favorite out of the metallics. I might be a coal lover but damn those shiny scales are polishable.
I think all dragons are great, but some are just too special.

I'm looking for a caption image like this one, but with an amazoness. It's a pretty old one.

Also, anyone knows any good amazoness stories? I really loved this one, but part 2 never came out.

https://pastebin.com/bRFCEJiS

>>18295053
If you're looking for captions of MG pictures you're gonna have to look on /trash/, in the JOI threads.

Mods don't particularly care for caption ed pictures, either here or in /d/.

>>18295065
Oh no, not /trash/. Well, thanks anon, I'll ask over there.

>>18294885
An unrelated loli waifu or adopted daughterwife is better anyway. Young monstergirls are for embracing with carnal lust and slowly maledomming them to the heights of pleasure with your big adult dick.

Recommended for monsters like Lilims and Demons, so they become loving housewives instead of warmongering deliquents.

>>18295076
As a manlet and a kissless virgin with performance anxiety, I'd like someone around my age and stature to ease me into it.

I just don't have the heart to maledom.

Any girls good for that?

Why is the Yeti crying?

>>18295100
Your monsterized older or twin sister.

>>18294997
Dullahans are for foreplay and tickling.

Are you prepared for Undead Kingdom Horse or Wonderland Centaur soon?

>>18294997
Only if she let's me neckfuck her.

>>18295112
>Incest squick

>>18295160
She has a friend now!

>>18295160
>>18295164
I might not like Chaos girls all that much, but damn do those two look adorable.

>>18295160
Damn that's really good, and super cute. I like the detail on her sleeves.

Minotaurs wearing hoodies would be a nice sight to see.

>>18295160
>>18295164
This is it.
This is the incontrovertible evidence.
Latenight has already been flayed.

>>18295160
>>18295164
Now there needs to be a tanned hoodie Wendigo.

>>18295160
>>18295164
Shoo both of you.
now I need a kiki version of this

>>18295160
>>18295164
>"Give us all your sanity mister!"
>"Yeah, hand it over!"
>"Hehe, we're just kidding mister. We're not gonna make you crazy."
>"But seriously buy us some alcohol, the shopkeep thinks we're too young to go in."

>>18295131
There is literally nothing wrong with giving your virginity to your sister while also taking hers.

>>18295160
I'll take twenty! I want to snuggle up and molest a bunch of these little flayers!

>>18295187
Wendigos already have the best hoodie.

>>18295164
>>18295160
Please make Nacha flipping the bird in hers.

>>18295213
>Blushing husband
>Wendigo notices and aggressively nuzzles against him making little animal noises

>>18295213
I'd at least like to see a depiction of a Wendigos husband stepping outside of the magic cloak for once.

>>18295185
Latenight is protected by the nyas.

>>18295224
I think it could be done cutely in a mysterious kind of way.

>>18295231
>>18295185
Latenight is mofu property.

>>18295160
>>18295164
Nice, somehow they are getting me in the Halloween spirit. I'ts the warm colors.

>>18295100
>I just don't have the heart to maledom.
It can be just more or less vanilla sex with the man completely in charge, though. Nothing particularly cruel to need to have a lot of heart for.

>angry kiki noises in the background

>>18295273
I always heard there was a spot on a woman's body that could make them growl like a dog...

>>18295273
>"Shut up you lowborn hussy, he's MINE now, scram and find a dung pile to look after! Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!!!!"

>>18295208
Cute delinquents. I would buy them booze and let them hang out at my place.

>>18295288
Bad Shog.

>>18295245
Especially the cat division.

>>18295053
this one?

>>18295311
God I want a Latenight cat.

>>18295311
I want to cuddle that succubus. I want to cuddle that succubus real bad.

Uh-oh anon! Game-Show Lilim's shut in NEET older sister has found a new way to entertain herself! She quite likes movies, so she has decided to send you and your waifu into the last movie you watched as the main characters. She's also going to broadcast it on live TV, so you better not disappoint her or you might get stuck in there forever!

What do you now star in, and how do things go for you and your waifu based on your personalities?

If you have no waifu, you can roll for your co-star here:
http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:Random/Mamono

>>18295371
Literally Lord of the Rings.
I suppose I'd be Aragorn, and it would be played pretty straight, until the Balrog scene, where she shows up and starts mucking up the flow of things, shoehorning herself into the rest of the movie to mess with me.

>>18295335
Oh wow, you got it! Thanks anon!

>>18295336
Latenight Cat turns into a Sith.

>Thanks Mamobama

>>18295371
>Tokyo Godfathers
Homeless Yeti waifu and I save a baby on Christmas and get into trouble, but neither of us get cold

>>18295391
It'd be the best Cait there ever was.
Bonus points for not being a huge shithead like the majority of Caits.

>>18295393
>>Tokyo Godfathers
Are you me?

>>18295391
That's awful.

>>18295160
What is she planning?

>>18295415
Getting Anon to notice her.

>>18295371
>National Treasure
Looks like my Kobold waifu and I would get to solve the mysteries of a nationwide conspiracy and find lots of riches in the end! We'd have to get chased around by the government and some criminals, but I think with me and my waifu together plus a couple of side-characters we could get it done.

>>18295371
>Kikimora
>The Good Earth

This will not end well.

>>18295371
>Holstaur
>Star Trek Beyond
your guys guess is as good as mine

>>18295371
>Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
>My mousefus

This is not going to go well.

>>18295573
>Three mice decide to play a fancy board game they found
>"Humanji"

>>18295580
The moment I read 'fancy board game' my mind went straight to Ouija boards for some reason, which would also go comically horrible. The older is too feral to read and write and would just have the daughters do all the talking with the ghosts. Which would only really result in silly questions like "Mr. Ghost why does your board look so ugly" and "Can't you just text me instead?"

Also, what would Humanji entail? As far as I can tell it'd probably be some warzone or something if its supposed to be dangerous. Something I definitely wouldn't want around my house!

>>18295371
>Space Battleship Yamato 2199
Golden Dragon Mori? Golden Dragon Mori.

>>18294180
No, I'd buy some guns from there though considering we now know that they exist in MGE
>Wonderland firearms are the MGE equivalent of slavshit

>>18295608
They just shoot confetti and transformation bullets. Some of the guns also shoot yourself.

>>18295371
>The Gods Must be Crazy
>Anubis
This is hilarious depending on our roles.

>>18295371
>It
>Shoggoth
Can't make this up if I wanted. Something tells me we would do just fine.

>>18295371
Shit what was it. All I can think of is Spiderman homecoming.
>Lilia Flimlight
Who?
>Lilia Flimlight is the protagonist of Baphomet Complex
Well I guess it's appropriate seeing as I'm a 29 year old man going back to high school

>>18295371
>Ushi-Oni
>Orca

I think she would be scarred when she sees what happens in that movie.

For those who do not know what I speak of, a scene in Orca is when a pregnant female whale becomes badly wounded, runs into propellers to kill herself, but is saved but winds up giving birth while being raised in the air via crane on the boat and her offspring being sprayed into the sea to get it off the deck all the while the male screams an angry and fierce cry as he watches it happen.

She would probably have nightmares from that scene alone. Do not give me crap that an Ushi wouldn't feel shit after that.

>>18295371
>Ferdinand
>Holstarus
Huh. That almost works out.

Its a shame cerberus doesnt do these comics as frequent as he used to

>>18295221
Eskimo kisses from Wendigos must be the best thing in the world.

>>18295690
She would probably just hold you close in silence for about an hour, barely breathing and glassy eye. Like this, but not lewd at all.

>>18295371
First of all ‘Game-Show Lilim’ has a name, it’s Amy (or Amora if you want to be specific).
Second, we get put into Logan and I don’t see how Amy and I benefit from that.

>>18295667
Does she sound like the new Pennywise, or Tim Curry?
I personally would go for Tim Curry.

>>18295734
AInt that the truth.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that goblins and hobgoblins can serve as numerous and convenient body warmers.
Just invite them into bed and watch them do their magic!

>>18295371
>Large, overweight snuggly feline
>TLJ

I'm already mad.

>hard femdom associated monsters that would die of embarrassment if her friends knew how lovey dovey she was when no one else was looking

>>18295749
I forgot. Did you ever see my proposal for her anime?
https://pastebin.com/6X4RHfAi
I just love consensual monsterization.

>>18295778
Seriously, I want a muscled manticore that likes to play housewife in a naked apron from time to time

>>18295778
A disgrace for their species.

>>18295782
Yes I did. It’s amazing and I’m jealous that I personally can’t write things like that. Even if it’s just a synopsis.